FORUM EVENT: "SECRET SANTA 2006!"

[Esuohlim]

Wasn't there an upload form here for hosting event pictures?

If not, then http://www.imageshack.us works too!

[poppers620]

im new, have only been on here a month and its the first forum i have ever written on. so i am a little new to it all. thanks for the help.

[Jixby Phillips]

ok guys what picture hosting site do you use to post pics on here? i just tried photobucket and it woudlnt load any of my pics on here. i have my story ready to go..... just need the info.......

from what I saw, your problem was you posted HTML, you gotta post in BBcode.

[Jixby Phillips]

Part 4: SMOKES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er-ldLNWbMU)
Part 5: Christmas with Rosie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYaDVeyR11k)

[darklycan]

Microshock: Your story was pretty good, I cn tell you put some thought in it, however what was with all the cock refrences? I felt like I was in a navy ship with all the refrences to penis. Anyway you did a good job and you are showing the newbies can actually do stuff.

Well I can't wait till the story from my stuff is good, the person who is recieving it seems like a person who would make good stuff.

I have not got my package yet but thats understandable, it cost quite a bit for me even when I chose the second fastest mail to america so thanks in advance to whoever sent me stuff. I will make you proud!

[poppers620]

ok guys here is my story, i am warning you tho, there are about 30 pics. i also want to reiterate the fact that i really love these gifts from radomskyfears and i have been wearing the glowing bracelet everyday! my inner raver rejoices!



ok so i got my awesome secret santa gift in the mail....
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1717/01pr2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

and after several hours of trying to get through all these layers of tape
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2185/02wv2.jpg

i was rewarded with a box full of fine gifts
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4229/03mx1.jpg

along with this letter
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8281/04zx7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


dude, score! everything i need for a party and seven course dinner!
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3967/05gs6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

but wait, there is still something missing....
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8192/06ha1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

thats right ladies and felllas, no party is complete without some cheap 1990 Chardonnay and my pirate style mickey mouse ears. now we can have a fucking party.
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/1486/07my1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

(glug glug glug)
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/597/08tl3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

nothing like some vino to get the par-tay started!
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4475/09cm5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ok, now to get dressed up. ill just put on my magic glowing bracelet of fun. isnt it beautiful the way it shimmers off the glass? i know, mesmerizing, right?
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9775/10aw7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

now i cant forget my safety glasses cuz sometimes parties, esp mine, can get a little out of hand, and its always a good idea to pratice safety first.
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9064/11lu5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

im just gonna put my wine over her in its Corset Cozy for safe keeping while i move forward in setting up for the party of the century.
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3086/13nv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

thats some sexy wine!
(glug glug glug)
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6245/14dt3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

now on to the decorations!
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/3052/15py2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5098/16ub6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

i have never blown up a balloon before by putting a pump in it and pumping rapidly, but i have to admit. once i got used to it i really quite enjoyed it. hehe

look at these skills
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3974/17un7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7484/18ja7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/2129/19rp8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

now to lay out the elaborate meal i have arduously prepared for my guests..... i got some soda, some french fries, philli cheese steak, pizza, hamburger and for desert some home made vanilla ice cream! (yeah not only am i skilled at pumping balloons i am a kickass cook
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9844/20ub5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

phew that was some hard work
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2192/21ez3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

now i wonder when my guests will arrive.....
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6948/22ls9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

(waiting)
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7624/23zg4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

wait, whats that i hear?!?
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1453/24is4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

(knock knock)
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1227/25mo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

me: oh hello Bird and Alien, have you arrived for my party?

Alien: yeah and we are fucking starving. we drove 43 hours without stopping, so can we cut the crap and get down to grubbing?

me: first things first, where is my present? its mandatory to bring presents to parties. its like the magic password to enter.

Bird: oh well we assumed just showing up would be enough since we drove 43 hours.
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/8471/26kh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

me: yeah , well here is what i think about that crazy nonsense!
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7725/27lx7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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fuck you both for your damn assumptions! dont you know when you ASSUME you make and ASS out of U and ME?
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8373/30ta0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

(slams door)
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damn you Randomskyfears, damn you for just reminding me how little my so called friends actually love me.
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[Mystie]

Alright, again, here's the pile-o-fun I got from Microshack...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/mystiemei/IMAG0013.jpg


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Mystie: Hey Rainbow, guess what today is? It's your BIRTHDAY! I put on your new birthday bib and your birthday tiara! Aren't you HAPPY?
Rainbow: Alright! Can we go to the San Diego Zoo? Or visit my friend Brian on Earth?
Mystie: Nope! We're having your birthday bash right here!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/mystiemei/002.jpg

Mystie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Rainbow: Yay! It's like a Rainbow Bukkake all over my body!
Mystie: Good thing you're wearing that bib!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/mystiemei/003.jpg

Mystie: Look! I made you all your favorite foods! There's umm... brocolli spears, cranberry sauce, a marshmallow Peep...
Rainbow: What's that blue thing?
Mystie: Umm...... .....
Rainbow: It's a fucking penis, isn't it?
Mystie: MOVING ON TO PRESENTS!!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/mystiemei/004.jpg

Mystie: Look at all the great stuff you got! There's a makeover kit, some sort of leftover Halloween decoration, and umm.... some dog bones. Yeah... uh... you can feed those to the Sprites, right?
Rainbow: Let's forget the bones. Put on the Halloween thing. It will amuse me.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/mystiemei/005.jpg

Mystie: Hey, it's some sort of neck bolt Frankenstein kinda thing. Neat!
Rainbow: Where's Twink? He's gotta come see this!
Mystie: Yeah... about that... see... Twink got into some bad star sprinkles and OD'd. Apparently someone was smuggling them in Rainbowland from their anal cavaties because we found pubic hairs on the bags.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/mystiemei/006.jpg

Rainbow: Really? You don't say.
Mystie: And here's the kicker. All the pubic hairs were striped. Every. Color. Of. The. Rainbow.
Rainbow: I, er.... um.... heh... so.... what's with the gloves? *gulp*

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/mystiemei/007.jpg

Mystie: Shhh.... I'm coming for YOU, next!

[Protoclown]

Snoogans, I received your gift today! Thanks for the box of random goodies! But holy shit man, it cost you $30 to send it!? Honestly, I feel bad that it cost you so much!

[randomskyfears]

damn you Randomskyfears, damn you for just reminding me how little my so called friends actually love me

i never forced you to start beating them mercilessly. that puppy puncher was meant to be used for good, not evil. and what happened to the stink bag?

good story though, and wish i would have gotten the stabbing unicorn. however, theres still some hope of that since i've not gotten mine yet, so you never know

[snoogans]

Snoogans, I received your gift today! Thanks for the box of random goodies! But holy shit man, it cost you $30 to send it!? Honestly, I feel bad that it cost you so much!

YAY! That's cool, I kinda figured it was gonna cost a bit to post it when I signed up so yeah, it's all good.

I really didn't have any idea on what to get though, so hopefully you can come up with a neat story with the things I did find.

Oh I bought the box too, so that's part of the present hehe.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Zelda, you had the nerve to call those gifts crappy after what you sent out to Seth originally? What a fucking joke. Some of that stuff you got was awesome, especially the avenging unicorn (which is obviously based on the infamous PBF comic). I liked the duck! And the jesus mirror was broken! How do I suck? And I dont even know what in the hell that unicorn thing was but I liked that too. :( But seriously the mirror has a huge crack on the back and on the mirror I just put a white light on the mirror to make it look fine.

Im srsly not going to do this next year.

Edit- 666th post :chatter

[GADZOOKS]

Way to ruin christmas for everybody, zelda.

[MarioRPG]

Those stories are excellent guys, I laughed a lot. I hope when I receive my gift (still waiting you cheap and or late jerk) I'll be up to par.

[Microshock]

lol mystie...that was funny......hee heee..

[MarioRPG]

Can we get a list on who has their gifts and hasn't posted pics plz. >:

[Microshock]

hey rog i have a suggestion....when everybody gets their pics up or whoever does...

make like an article with all of our stories....it'd be cool

[poppers620]

i never forced you to start beating them mercilessly. that puppy puncher was meant to be used for good, not evil. and what happened to the stink bag?


yeah sorry about the stink bag. you just gave me so much cool stuff i forgot to include that.i realized when i was putting everything you gave me away.sorry about that. hop eyou are not angry :(

[poppers620]

seriously guys, i ended up drinking all that wine and more while taking these pics and making the story. it def wasnt easy to stay focused.

and i think we have giving Zelda enough shit now, i am sure he feels the pain for what he has done.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I think your still drunk if your serious about that.

[MarioRPG]

Gift has been received from the extremely generous Mystie. Sorry you had to ship to Canada :(. Merry Christmas!

[Mystie]

Gift has been received from the extremely generous Mystie. Sorry you had to ship to Canada :(. Merry Christmas!

It's okay, it was luckily .5 ounces light enough that I could just send it letter post. And boxes aren't that expensive.

[poppers620]

I think your still drunk if your serious about that.

nevermind. commence ripping Zelda a fucking new one.

[Mockery]

Damn Snoogans, $30 just to SHIP it!? You sir are dedicated. Hope whoever sent you a gift for this Secret Santa event gave you something really good.

Poppers620 / Mystie - nice job with the pics 'n stories. So what's this "stink bag" that wasn't photographed? o.O

Microshock, heheh nah, that's not really the kind of thing I'd do an article on I-Mockery about.

[kahljorn]

Hopefully next year my camera will be fixed so I can do this. It looks like alot of fun and I'm good at finding fun gifts at dollar/cheap stores that aren't gay.

[FartinMowler]

Someone should get there gift from me in the next few day's I hope...very cool of Snoogans to spend so much money.

[Spengler]

I got it Fart, I'm just waiting for my sister to take the pics. Thanks for the gifts!

[poppers620]

Poppers620 / Mystie - nice job with the pics 'n stories. So what's this "stink bag" that wasn't photographed? o.O


it was a package with 3 stinkbags that when you open them they smell. honestly i had so much stuff i was taking pics of i got sidetracked. i apologize. and once i realized i hadnt included it i already had all my 32 pics in order and i couldnt see how to fit it in, i just wanted to post. i know i am awful, and i am sorry.

Randomskyfears- i am sooooooo taking those stinkbags to my grandmas on xmas and letting the little kids play with them. its all abuot spreading the xmas love.

[FartinMowler]

naked pics of your sister isn't necessary, but I'm glad you got it.

[MarioRPG]

Alright, the film is at the developers. I hope my story is at least entertaining to microshock with his juvieniality.

[Spengler]

naked pics of your sister isn't necessary, but I'm glad you got it.
They're not naked pics of my sister, they're naked pics of me. :wank

[Preechr]

My mail deliverer person, who hates me because I only empty my box about once every month or two, snuck a slip in really late on Saturday. I'm not sure why he didn't just leave it on the porch, unless it's just because he hates me. I'll run to the post office first thing tomorrow morning with my fingers crossed.

[FartinMowler]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/22-brianposehndicksuck.JPG








http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/i-mock.jpg


A slight similarity :/

[Yggdrasill]

I was just wondering... wouldn't it be easier to have a seperate thread where it was only the picture stories?

[randomskyfears]

don't worry about the bag poppers, i just wanted to know how they worked out. i thought the instructions on the back were funny cause they specifically tell you not to hold it in your hand and to step away from it after you did it. made it seem like a bomb.

and you gotta let me know how that turns out at your grandmas with em. thats probably a better use even than the story. and everyone i showed your story to laughed, mostly at your pain of being alone and friendless. they also all want those glow bracelets

[Spengler]

I love Brian Posehn, so I'll take that as a compliment. :)

[FartinMowler]

I thought it was strange Jixby didn't mention it...do your best with what little I sent :( I'm not a dollar store kinda guy

[Microshock]

no rog i think you misinterpreted me...

not write about our stories

just make a page where all our stories will be instead of searching thru the thread looking for stories...

[Grislygus]

Wading through threads builds character, slacker.

[Mockery]

MY SECRET SANTA STORY. (aka: uneventful)

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/secretsanta1.jpg
HA HA HA. I GOT A Wii FROM COMRADE ROCKET. OH BUT NOT REALLY, IT'S THE BOX FOR A Wii. HE SURE FOOLED ME THERE! :rolleyes

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/secretsanta2.jpg
HOORAY. I GOT $2.00 WORTH OF GIFTS: EXPIRED HELLO KITTY GUMMY SNACK TREATS AND FLOAM FROM THE DOLLAR STORE.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/secretsanta3.jpg
THEY DROWNED IN THE FLOAM. THE END.

Sorry, but this gift sucked ass and there's not much of a story to tell here other than "somebody didn't spend the $10.00 minimum that they were required to spend, unless, for some reason, they counted the S&H charges" :/ Ho, ho, ho. Oh well, at least my Secret Santa recipient is getting good stuff.

[MarioRPG]

Are you serious, you only received 2 items?

Sounds like a blaaaaaaaaaaaaast.

[Rabid Child]

uneventful yet Hillarious, Who sent It?

Edit: I would Have eaten the gummy snacks anyway lol

[GADZOOKS]

ho ho ho

[Mystie]

I'm very sorry that I'm laughing this much at your misfortune, Rog.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I thought the minimum was 20 bucks. Well it looks like Ive fucked myself again! Funny story though hahahahahaha.

[Emu]

I hope the gift I bought doesn't suck :<

[Rabid Child]

Rog, just so you know i was laughing at your story not you.

[Microshock]

i was gonna ship my gift in a wii box also....but i didnt wanna waste the box....

you made a hell of a story from those 2 things....hee heee heeeee

[Spengler]

If I was getting Rog, I would sure as hell send lots of crazy goodies to top his last year's story.

[Jixby Phillips]

rog, he spent 300 dollars on ebay for the wii box, so show a little respect

sheesh

[Sacks]

You'd think if you got Rog you'd put a lot more effort into your gift buying. Either this guy is a total hard ass who doesn't give any damns about anything, or he's just completely oblivious.

[Mystie]

send me something cool plz :(

Do we still have the AIDS infection squad around?

[Emu]

I suppose I can sympathise because if I got ROG I don't think there'd be anything I could buy that he didn't already have. :(

[Esuohlim]

At least he didn't buy him his own merchandise like I would have :o

[Zomboid]

-RoG- IF I HAD U I WUD SEND U LOTZ OF KEWL STUF SO SORI YOU GOT SOME LOZER LOL

GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK -RoG- WILL DO ABOUT THIS?

[Sacks]

He'll post pictures in a prompt and professional manner, even if he has to go ALL the way to CVS to buy a disposable camera and scan them at kinkos. Because that's just the rules. Good ol' Rog. What a guy. :)

[poppers620]

don't worry about the bag poppers, i just wanted to know how they worked out. i thought the instructions on the back were funny cause they specifically tell you not to hold it in your hand and to step away from it after you did it. made it seem like a bomb.

and you gotta let me know how that turns out at your grandmas with em. thats probably a better use even than the story. and everyone i showed your story to laughed, mostly at your pain of being alone and friendless. they also all want those glow bracelets

oh dont worry, i will come back to this thread and post pics of the kids with the stinkbags. it will be part 2 of my story. iam glad i made people laugh. i really tried with that story.

[Mockery]

Heh, glad you guys enjoyed what little pics I was able to provide from that shit. I just wanna hear his explanation as to how exactly those two items equate to 10 bux and what it is exactly about expired Hello Kitty gummy treats that just screams "THIS IS A MUST BUY XMAS GIFT!" more than any other item he saw in the dollar store.

[poppers620]

poor Rog, its just weird someone put that kind of effort into your gift. you would really think they would have tried harder.....

[Esuohlim]

Seth had it worse, if you ask me.

[Chojin]

I appear to be having DIFFICULTY finding at least one other person who is not TOO PREOCCUPIED TO TAKE PICTURES WITH ME FUCK GODDAMNIT SHIT

so for TODAY I will present BUT A PORTION of Willie "Willie" Mobbs' gifts to me "chojin" me.


EMOTICONS.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/santa/cookielol2.jpg

IN COOKIE FORM.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/santa/cookielol.jpg
http://www.popnko.com/imock/santa/cookieangry.jpg
http://www.popnko.com/imock/santa/cookieeek.jpg
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http://www.popnko.com/imock/santa/cookiesad.jpg
http://www.popnko.com/imock/santa/cookiexo.jpg

The white bits are mint and these are fucking delicious and would have been a great present all on their own. BUT THERE IS MORE! More that I will reveal LATERS.

By the way my cell phone camera sucks a dick and it's hard to tell but these cookies are also the approximate colors of their corresponding emoticons. Very sheik.

[snoogans]

oh wow those are cool.

Willie packed them nicely too, if I'd been sending those they would've arrived smashed up for sure haha.

[Chojin]

I would also like to add that the first cookies I saw were the :x ones and I was too afraid to eat them :<

[poppers620]

i would be scared to eat any cookies i got from a stranger in the mail. you are brave.

[Mockery]

Willie may be strange, but he's no stranger. Cookiecons :o

[Esuohlim]

Haha emoticon cookies. Willie fucking rules. :eek

[Preechr]

Part One.

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[snoogans]

Well done with the rhyme man!

I love what's on the box -- he wants your raw hide!

hahahah pure. west.

[Jixby Phillips]

willie! what a gr8 present!

srsly!

[Grislygus]

:(

[doopa]

damn i want some willy cookies

zelda is a weenie

as for Rog's suck present-
I asked him why he didn't pick someone for himself that was a sure-bet good present and he said he picked everyone else random so he wanted to be fair.

What's the lesson here kids?
You should ALWAYS abuse power.

Nice stories so far guys! I haven't seen the Jixby videos yet though because my work computer doesn't have speakers. poo

[Preechr]

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[xbxDaniel]

Fucking A man! :lol

[FartinMowler]

Great job :)

[Preechr]

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[Mockery]

Hahaha jesus, that was a lot of pics Preechr. Nice work on the clay sculptures! That had to take quite a bit o' time to put together. Rock on.
:rock

[Protoclown]

Holy shit, I can't even begin to imagine how much work you put into that, Preechr. Well done!!

[Yggdrasill]

Wow someone had their awesome for breakfast.

[Preechr]

Haha... Thanks everybody

I wasn't THAT difficult! Grislygus actually picked the perfect gift, given the theme of the event. CLAY! I was worried I'd have a hard time coming up with a story...

I had a lot of fun this afternoon. I think everybody needs to go get some clay and mush it into something. It's great fun!

[Mystie]

Preechr wins.

[poppers620]

Preechr you are my hero, that was awesome.

[Preechr]

Thanks, guys!

[randomskyfears]

i don't think anyone's gonna be able to top that preechr. seriously awesome, but then claymation is always awesome

[noob3]

so there's no reason for me to post a story anymore, right guys?

[darklycan]

Wow Preechr, awsome claymation skills and I thought *I* was good. My ego is seriously deflated :(

[darklycan]

Well I'm pretty sure my package has arrived so I will pick that up tommorow and then get cracking on the story.

[Chojin]

noob you'd better post one >:

[ArrowX]

that was awesome preechr, but why did the green guy not have a box on his gun, or why the brown one had an M60 with under slung shotgun then it changed to an FN MINIMI?

still fuckin finny

[darklycan]

noob you'd better post one >:

:-o! I think its been proven by the "noobs" so far that we are quite able to post stories, send gifts and overall get our shit together than most of the older residents.

[Mockery]

so there's no reason for me to post a story anymore, right guys?
Wrong. This isn't a competition. Post them pics, dingleberry.

[Lenor]

what exactly is older to you.. Being that noob and I are two of the youngest people that have been on this board as long as we have. Hell I remember everyone being like 30.. damn..

[Grislygus]

:)

[Preechr]

that was awesome preechr, but why did the green guy not have a box on his gun, or why the brown one had an M60 with under slung shotgun then it changed to an FN MINIMI?

still fuckin finny

Thanks! The green guy had a canister drum, but it might have fallen off at some point in all the shooting. He wasn't the easiest guy to pose, either. I changed the guns around on both of them for different shots, and despite the continuity issue, I let that switch go. Walmart sells both modern and vintage weapons in packs of four. You should go get them. They're cool as hell.

[nothing4buddha]

ok my person should be getting the package today unless they already got it and have been too lazy to post pictures! >:

[FartinMowler]

I got mine today :) I don't know who it is but they did a great job. I will work on mine this week :rock

[Sethomas]

I got package No. Two from Zelda yesterday. Do I have to post a sequel?

[Protoclown]

So what was in package number 2, Seth?

[Mockery]

I got package No. Two from Zelda yesterday. Do I have to post a sequel?
I won't lie and say I wouldn't like to see another story from you just because your first one was great, but if you don't want to, you don't have to. But yeah, if you can at least post one pic of all the stuff he sent you so we all know what he did to make up for it, that'd be good.

[Grislygus]

I would absolutely love to see another Sethomas story.

[Spengler]

Here's my poor attempt at humor.


http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/santa10.jpg
Wow! A package all the way from the land of Canada! My dog is sniffing it for drugs. Sadly, there weren't any.

http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/santa11.jpg
Oh boy! A Toronto hat, an iron on Canada patch, a Black Rain DVD, a photoshopped picture, and a letter from FartinMowler!

http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/santa2.jpg
"Merry Christmas Spengler, I picked boring stuff and I'm sorry but I don't know you know you that well and didn't want to be too weird. Enclosed is my favorite movie Black Rain and if you would like to do me a favor and do a reenactment of the scene where Charlie gets killed. You can use a bicycle and a stick or use some imagination with some friends, do you have friends? :/ Anyway Merry christmas and I hope you enjoy I-Mocker like I have for years."

Aw! That's so sweet! But I don't have a bike or friends. Thanks for reminding me. Jerk. I guess I'll have to use something lame like action figures.

http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/santa9.jpg

OK! Moving on...

http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/santa13.jpg
I wear my hat like this cuz it makes me look like a gangsta.

http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/santa3.jpg
Hey! Let's iron on this neat patch!

http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/santa4.jpg
I AM IRON MAN!

http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/santa5.jpg
Now I look like a true Canadian, eh? I say eh because that's what Canadians say, eh?

http://upload.spilledcow.com/files/8/1santa.JPG

[noob3]

screech unleashed!!

[FartinMowler]

I was going to send some beer but I worried the border restrictions...nice job Spengler :)

[Sam]

I got mine today :) I don't know who it is but they did a great job. I will work on mine this week :rock

Yours is from me, Fartin. There was supposed to be a note with it BUT SOMEBODY WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS (NOTHING4BUDDHA) left it out when she sent it for me. :(

I'll scan it later hopefully.

[FartinMowler]

my kids want to play with the stuff >:

[randomskyfears]

thoroughly enjoying all the stories thus far, just waiting for the chance to throw my hat in the ring (spengler even got a nifty one to throw). 3 times in the past week, including today, i've come home to find a box at my door, but was always something someone else had ordered for christmas. my santa has forsaken me

[Mockery]

Other than people who live way out of the country, pretty much everybody should have their Secret Santa gifts by now. :/

[Emu]

I have mine but I've been so fucking busy with finals week that I haven't gotten jack shit else done, let alone this ;(

PICTURES COMING, I PROMISE <3

[MLE]

apparently while everyone else in my apartment complex has the office sign for shit, they refused to sign for mine, so I have to pick it up or something.

[Mockery]

So who hasn't yet even received their packages (as in, they haven't even been delivered to your home and/or apartment offices yet)?

[liquidstatik]

i've yet to get mine ;o

[nothing4buddha]

haven't gotten mine yet

[Dr. Boogie]

The one I sent out should be getting there by tomorrow. Should.

[randomskyfears]

nope, still haven't got mine either

[poppers620]

The one I sent out should be getting there by tomorrow. Should.

shame on you you lazy bastard. we bought our shit together the same day, with intentions to send out the next day. i sent mine whats your excuse? oh thats right, your lazy.

ps-call me... *wink wink*

[Ninjavenom]

Mine's landing on Thursday afternoon.

[liquidstatik]

i hope i got you :x

[Chojin]

Wait, poppers is a Boogie Affiliate™?

[Mockery]

Yes, Poppers is part of the I-Mockery L.A. Squad™. :o

[Chojin]

:gigh

[poppers620]

Yes, Poppers is part of the I-Mockery L.A. Squad™. :o

hurray for me! haha
seriously, i am gonna kick Dr. Boogies butt when i see him. i rushed around fucking Burbank on an insanely busy sunday afternoon so we would have our shit out on time. i guess i am too new. i thought the dec 4 due date to send meant that you really needed it in the mail by then.

and did Re do this? i wanna see her pics if she did.

[poppers620]

:gigh

what does that mean?

[Misdemonar]

idk how to make my story I got a dress, but a very dress ;o

[doopa]

and did Re do this? i wanna see her pics if she did.


THIS IS ME I'M HERE I'M HERE

I did partcipate but the bitchface who is my secret santa was obviously LATE and I don't have my present yet. :domo

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I was going to send some beer but I worried the border restrictions...nice job Spengler :)

I think you can do that. The world may never know.

[snoogans]

I just got mine from the freakin awesome MarioRPG!

That's right buddy I solved your ninja star puzzle!

Photos are being taken now and I should hopefully have the story online later today.

woot woot!

[Dr. Boogie]

As you can see, poppers is a good gal, in small doses.

Anyway, here's my story about the gift I got from Jixby:



I got a box from him the other day, and I opened it up to find...

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-1.jpg

Silly String! Fours cans worth, no less.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-2.jpg

Ooh, but it's so hard to get into. Curse you, protective seal!

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-4a.jpg

He even packed a suggestion! Hmm, a fight does sound like fun. On the other hand, the only thing better than a silly string fight is a silly string ambush. And I know the perfect patsy...

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-4.jpg

"Hey, don't take my picture while I'm watching 24," my brother groaned. Oh, you poor fool. You thought nothing of the fact that I had a camera in one hand and an open can of silly string in the other. I even told him that I was taking a "before" picture. "For what?" he asked.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-5.jpg

"What is your problem," he asked. "Don't worry," I reassured him, "once it dries, you can just lift it right off." That's what it said on the can. Turns out it takes a little more effort, and a wash, to remove the stuff.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-6.jpg

Wait, there's more? Alright then, I wonder what this could be about...

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-7.jpg

It had poison in it? Well thank god the poison isn't in it any more. Wait, an addendum...

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-8.jpg

Good news, I hope...

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-9.jpg

Huh, alright then. I'll tell my brother that the five-second rule doesn't apply to party favors.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-10.jpg

The government, you say? Last, you say? I'm intrigued.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-11.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-12.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-13.jpg

Therein was a lengthy letter to our friends at Homeland Security about how his saying that there was poison in the silly string was merely a gag, a ruse, a joke between friends. It also explains that a second letter written in red and replete with spelling errors is also a gag, a gag within a gag as it were. Oh, good times.

Oh, silly string. What fun you are. I wonder what I will hose down next? What a fun package.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-3.jpg

My cat enjoyed the toilet paper it came packed in, too.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That picture of your brother after you sprayed him was fucking priceless :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

sorry if you were hoping for a little more variety, but I already commited to the idea of spending all my budget on silly string because I thought to myself "man if I were to receive 20 bucks worth of silly string that'd be awesome" Also I spent more time writing the letters than I did shopping for presents :(

Also part of the present is my risking getting arrested (I was genuinely concerned!)

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/letter.JPG

[Jixby Phillips]

Oh yeah, the tolilet paper you can roll back up onto a tube and go TP a house with it!

everyone should give pranks for christmas!

[Dr. Boogie]

It's a fine present, but seriously, you didn't need to tell me that you spent more time writing the letters than shopping for the gift.

[darklycan]

Thanks Black Flag I got my present today and have already started snaping shots of it now.

To my secret Santa reciepent, I went back the the post office today to see if they knew when my package will be arriving. They told me it would be another TEN days. I am really sorry for the lateness of this, I spent $35 on getting the fastest shipping there and the fuckwit serving me apprantly didn't put it in the right bag. All I got was an apology and to move along. So yeah you will hopefully get it before then but if not, -RoG- can you please give me person an extension?

[Mockery]

It's a fine present, but seriously, you didn't need to tell me that you spent more time writing the letters than shopping for the gift.
Agreed, this isn't about just making people on the forums laugh, it's about giving a decent present. I thought somebody like Jixby would give a fucking great gift. It's like no effort at all was put into it. :/

Nice work with the pics though John, love your brother's surprised look.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/secretsanta06/boogie/ssanta-5.jpg

Darklycan, yes, of course, that person will get an extension. I don't punish people for receiving their gifts late. Tell your post office that they're grounded though. >:

[Dr. Boogie]

The silly string was fairly entertaining, but it does seem like all you did was write up an amusing letter and then decide on the silly string as an afterthought to go along with your great letter.


To all those interested, I'm sure he'd be willing to put the contents of the two-page letter up on his site for your viewing pleasure.

However, since this thread is about Secret Santa gifts and not Secret Santa letters, I'd rather it not be here.

The letter in red is linked in his post.

[snoogans]

o0oo what do we have here! A parcel all the way from Canada!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta001.jpg

dang that looks like some sweet stuff right there biatch.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta002.jpg

Truck Yeah!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta003.jpg

The ziploc bag with the origami ninja stars informs me I have to arrange them so I can find out who my SS was.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta004.jpg

now on with the show!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta010.jpg

what's that you say Mr Canadian Army man, you want to tell me a story of cowboys and indians?? Well that seems a little odd, but ok.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta008.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta009.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta014.jpg

wait. Now I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that that's not what happened. The indians got pwned, and the Canadians surely don't rule the US.

He then went on to tell me that I was wrong, that London, was not in England, but in Canada

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta016.jpg

and that if I wanted to live I needed to take these vital supplies...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta017.jpg

come to Canada
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta005.jpg

where they have ducks on their monies
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta015.jpg

so i did
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta007.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta006.jpg
THE END

he also gave me a key ring that would make my keys float
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta013.jpg

which may or may not work, but I couldn't test it out in anything deeper cus we are on water restrictions and I'd already filled up the basin. hahaha stupid hot australia.
and these jesus stickers which I don't know what to stick on haha.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/tacomonkey/imocksanta018.jpg

[poppers620]

THIS IS ME I'M HERE I'M HERE

I did partcipate but the bitchface who is my secret santa was obviously LATE and I don't have my present yet. :domo

hehe yeh i figured that was you. i am expecting greatness from your story. i doubt you will get somethign great like the avenging unicorn playset though. oh well. thats what happens when you dont abuse power and choose your own secret santa instead of letting it be "random"

[Jixby Phillips]

WELL I actually put a lot more time and effort into my present then you think. The Letters were an honest-to-god attempt to spice up what I had ended up getting. There's a longer, much whinier version of my defense in the commentary thread. Don't even read it if you don't wanna, I have a narcissistic need to explain myself to the point where its annoying, if that isn't clear from the letter in your package. But yeah, sorry about the present. It wasn't so hot, but I honestly tried.

Here is my final video. I'm also uploading a new version of rosie christmas because it goes out of sync in the current version. Look out for that soon.

Spengler's Presents #1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQqdXOh0Nqk) MEET SPENGLER
Spengler's Presents #2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGjc26RxUKw) SILLY PUTTY AND WAX LIPS
Spengler's Presents #3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qja5_ch_Wnw) ALIEN DROOL AND ELVIS CARDS
Spengler's Presents #4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er-ldLNWbMU) SMOKES and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN SPOILERS
Spengler's Presents #5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYaDVeyR11k) CHRISTMAS WITH ROSIE
Spengler's Presents #6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3jETfzv8KQ) STICKERS AND DVD NEW! NO JOKE!

[snoogans]

aw Part 6 wasn't as great as the others... it did have some footage of a chick in a car though, that was a surprise ending.

[Jixby Phillips]

Actually you're wrong, part 6 is the best one, dude.

[snoogans]

you just broke my sarcasmeter!

[Mockery]

Great job Snoogans. I dig the pics, especially the one of you with the knife and mask. I also really liked MarioRPG's idea of using paper ninja stars as a word jumble forcing you to figure out who your Secret Santa was. Fuckin' great!

Jixby, I responded to you in the commentary thread so as to not get sidetracked any more from Dr. Boogie's story. Anyway, your 6th video was alright, but yeah the earlier ones were definitely the best, which I think you even said something to that effect earlier on. Nice thank you kiss though. One question: what happened to the stickers after you threw them on the ground? As soon as you pick up the DVD the stickers VANISH from the floor! OMG! GHOSTS! :eek

[snoogans]

those masks are made for little kids and they don't have elastic to hold them on, they have arms like glasses. They wouldn't stay on my head very long cus the arms weren't long enough to reach my ears so I was pretty pleased with the photos too hehe.

[Angryhydralisk]

That kung-fu footage was rad. Oddly, some of those actors look familiar.

Anyways, this is somehting I should most definitely participate in next year! Great stories and everyhting.

[executioneer]

yeah i haven't got my present as of when i checked the mail last night

but i think that's because i got someone who sent late so i'll bet its there tonight

[Protoclown]

Yes, Poppers is part of the I-Mockery L.A. Squad™. :o

Fuck that! EAST COAST MOCKERY BRIGADE 4 LIFE, YO

[Schimid]

I sent mine on the day of the deadline. I'm not sure why it's not there yet...I didn't ship it overnight or anything, but still.

I guess the USPS is really slow this time of year. I'm waiting for two other packages separate from my Santa one (which I still haven't gotten Mad ) that were supposed to come a few days ago. :=

[executioneer]

whats your confirmation number say when you check it on usps.com

[MarioRPG]

Glad you enjoyed everything Snoogans! Way to figure things out.

[poppers620]

Yes, Poppers is part of the I-Mockery L.A. Squad™. :o

Fuck that! EAST COAST MOCKERY BRIGADE 4 LIFE, YO

we'll kill you sucka! you best watch yourself if you ever come out to visit.

[Bodadem]

I must say, "MarioRPG"s idea of making a ninja-star puzzle sure was amazing. He's pretty much my hero for that one.

Props, "MarioRPG", for that original idea that I didn't tell you to use!

(I like that this is my first post. =] )

[nothing4buddha]

i thought jixby's gift was lol... and also... THE BESTEST EVER >:

[Spengler]

Jixby is awesome.

[randomskyfears]

finally got mine, but since i'm taking the gre tomorrow, not gonna be able to put pics up til the weekend. just wanted to let my santa know since he really seems to dislike me for some unknown reason

talk about not being in the spirit of things

[poppers620]

finally got mine, but since i'm taking the gre tomorrow, not gonna be able to put pics up til the weekend. just wanted to let my santa know since he really seems to dislike me for some unknown reason

talk about not being in the spirit of things

ah thats shitty. just know it was a pleasure receiving from you. :party

[Black Flag]

OK, so I got my stuff from Protoclown a few days ago and I've been agonizing over what sort of crazy hijinks I should have with them. But, since it's taking me so long to figure something out and I had a specific request from Protoclown for a video of them in action, I'll share a couple pictures and a video of them, in the mean time.

I sincerely apologize for the incredible shittiness of my camera. It's always kinda sucked, but I'm pretty sure it's dying right now. It managed to pull of taking last years pictures alright, so ida know. I'll probably borrow somebody else's later on.

Mr. T in your Pocket!:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/mrtinyourpocket.gif

Jumping Lederhosen:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/lederhosen.gif

Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35oDUQ184Z0)

[nothing4buddha]

i got mine today- i'll post pics this weekend

[Jixby Phillips]

That Mr. T thing is great, my favorite thing is to make it go SHUT UP FOOL, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP FOOL for reasons probably only one or two other people on this board would understand

[GADZOOKS]

Hey Black flag you should call Tom Scharpling with that Mr. T thing.

[randomskyfears]

thanks poppers, glad to hear it

[darklycan]

Well got my package from blackflag Thanks! Now for my super secret santa adventure story!



http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9769/dscn0947qi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Man I am bored, If only I had friends I could have a FUN! time.

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9596/dscn0960zd6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
WTF knocking at my door I wonder what that could be?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/398/dscn0933xt8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
BY CRICKEY! its my secret santa package from Blackflag! Now if I could only open it......

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5122/dscn0936dl0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'll use my Australian farmer hands to rip it into pieces!!

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/398/dscn0933xt8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hmmm that didn't seem to work :(

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1769/dscn0938xx4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
!! I know I will use my massive butchers knife!

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/398/dscn0933xt8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
WTF that didn't work either!!!

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1050/dscn0941zo0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I Know! Time for the LYCAN SMASH!

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/157/dscn0942um4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
HAHAHA Easy as pie! And it ripped perfectly, thats how good a LYCAN SMASH is.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6630/dscn0944uk0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hmmm Holiday goodness

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8956/dscn0945cb1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/2/dscn0946kj3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oh look a note! Real money eh? I didn't know you americans were so rich you had one million dollar notes with your statue of liberty persident on it!

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9769/dscn0947qi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hmmm now what can I do now that I am a Millionare?

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9984/dscn0948mr0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oh I know act like famous celebrties

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2006/dscn0953wg9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'M RICH BITCH!!!!!!!!

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8278/dscn0955tw1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Wow that sucked 20 police men came in and beat me up for impersonating a black man with money and know I have a black eye :(

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8194/dscn0956ge0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Ahh I know I'm rich I wil pay the black eye to go away

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/489/dscn0957nq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Much better! Damn I love being rich.

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9769/dscn0947qi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Now what should I do....... ! I know I'll make a famous celebrity come to my house to entertain me

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2434/dscn0958er7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Lycan: "Hello police? I want you to get celebrities to my house so I can pay them to entertain me"
Police: "Ummmm what? Did you ring the police for this shit! I'll arrest you punk!"
Lycan: "What ever just send the celebrities over and don't send them early on a Sunday, I like to sleep in then."

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9596/dscn0960zd6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
WTf that was very fast..... a little too fast. "Who is it"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/571/dscn0962ri6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Backstreet boys: "LOL dude its us the famous backstreet boys!"

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9388/dscn0963rj0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"Hey I asked for celebrities, you guys were *never* good or a celebrities"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/571/dscn0962ri6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Backstreet boys: "We don't care we came here and we want free stuff or we will camp out your house and start singing"


http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8382/dscn0964tp1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"Oh hell no, here have $25 and leave me alone!"
Backstreet boys: "HAHAHAHA sucker, we would of settled for a glass of urine, YOU GOT SERVED!!!"

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9984/dscn0948mr0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Moving on...... Well what else can I spend my money on....! I know I will make a sweat shop and make even more millions!

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4740/dscn0966qz4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/14/dscn0967gi3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
haha here is my faitful foreign worker, now work make socks so I can be rich!!!

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3946/dscn0969kd2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Yes I am so great!

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/120/dscn0970nx0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Now to check my products.

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/2712/dscn0971uv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8620/dscn0973wm0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
By Odin's beard! What the hell is this! It's head squishing time.
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/194/dscn0976hf5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/1083/dscn0982ul2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Now to feed you to my attack kangaroo!

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8187/dscn0983xf6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hmmm well money hasen't got me happiness so far..... I know i'll use money to buy me love then I will be happy.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4388/dscn0985qm3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hmmm she's not much of a looker but she does ride elephants and you know what they say about woman and the size of their elephants.....
Wait a minute her mouth can open *That* wide?!?!

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3264/dscn0986za6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Thanks Blackflag you made my christmas very merry :) *ribbit*

Oh another thing when taking the photos for this story my neice was over and i said she could have the dora the explorer toy and when i put it in my dogs mouth she got all upset becasue she thought I actually wanted to make my dog eat it.

[Sacks]

What are you doing to that poor dog!

[darklycan]

What are you doing to that poor dog!

Well my dog that eats EVERYTHING (once ate a pen and had a blue beard for a while) decided he couldnt chew on Dora. Don't worry I wasen't hurting him or anything like that. Besides its a kangaroo DUH!

[randomskyfears]

great story. i never knew you could pay a black eye to go away. how much does that run you, anyways?

and blackflag clearly overdid his gift since the spending limit was 15-30 bucks, not millions. come on, you made the rest of our stuff look like crap now

[guitar man]

what about the frog

[Chojin]

paying the black eye to go away was lol :<

[Black Flag]

fer real dude the frog sings you should check that out it's pretty good

[darklycan]

fer real dude the frog sings you should check that out it's pretty good

Yeah I know =p. My brother was going to detroy it if it sang again so I had to be very careful during shooting.

[Black Flag]

he's probably a scrub

[MLE]

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/1.gif
HEY LOOK GUYS I GOT MY PRESSSSEEENTS

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/2.jpg
I think I'll don these pretty little things!

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/3.gif
THAAAANK You! THAAAAANK You! <3 <3 <3

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/4.jpg
I ALWAYS WANTED TATTOOS OMG THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER!

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/5.jpg
NOW rrrrgh HOW DO I rrgh GET THESE ON?

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/6.jpg
;<

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/7.jpg
HEY IT WORKS ON HIM!

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/8.jpg
Hmmm....

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/9.jpg
OKAY THAT'S BETTER

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/10.jpg
Sorry rog, but this guy was annoying ;<

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/11.jpg
Even my cat hated him :<

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/12.jpg
These look pretty awesome, but I'm not sure this is how to use them.

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/13.jpg
That doesn't look right either :<

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/14.jpg
Can you give me a hint?

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/15.jpg
I decided to relinquish my beautiful hat and glasses to my devoted messenger.

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/16.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/17.jpg
Eventually he settled into them!

http://www.popnko.com/Emily/imock/18.jpg
As for me, my night was brightened by both rog and my messenger!

YAY! HAPPY ENDING!

[noob3]

that cat is just too cute :lol good job

[Protoclown]

Black Flag: Don't worry about doing a "story", I'm just happy enough seeing the lederhosen dancing around like that! And I know that shit I sent probably looks kinda cheap, but you'd be surprised how much that Mr. T thing cost!

I really REALLY didn't want to send the Mr. T thing either. I started playing around with it when I got it home and pressing the "shut up fool" or "quit yo jibba jabba" buttons every time my roommates started talking and I fell in love with the thing :(

[Mockery]

Great pics MLE, hope you liked all my gifts. Well, except for the rapper rat hahah. I gotta say, I was hoping you'd post a video of him doing that insanely horrible rap of his or share some of those fine lyrics.

Also, for those wondering what those things she was sticking into the cat's ears were... they were weiner dog corn on the cob holders. But I guess they work as weiner dog cat-head holders too. :o

[Grislygus]

Loved MLE's story, but it couldn't compare to how her cat's expression goes from "Help me, Jesus" to "I'm ready to die".

[MarioRPG]

Yay for kitties! Nice job MLE.

[Esuohlim]

The picture of you with the half-on tattoo sleeves accompanied with ";<" made me completely lose it :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol That cat looks pissed! :lol

[FartinMowler]

I like the 9 year old kid better than Zelda >:

[xbxDaniel]

Who doesn't?

[Schimid]

G-guys? Did you, like...you know...forget to put me on the Secret Santa list?

I mean, because, like...just...you know.

I...I d-don't have any presents.

[Microshock]

am i the 9 year old kid? im 14.

[liquidstatik]

no way :eek

[MarioRPG]

am i the 9 year old kid? im 14.
You as the overweight teenage girls say, have mass amounts of baby fat (fat) that gives you a childish look.

Srsly tho, gl getting into barz d00d

[Bodadem]

am i the 9 year old kid? im 14.
You as the overweight teenage girls say, have mass amounts of baby fat (fat) that gives you a childish look.

Srsly tho, gl getting into barz d00d

I'm sure "getting into barz" is something you don't have a problem with, right Jake-o? Given how rugged and manly (and def. not childish) you look. (RAWR!)

[Lotida]

yea you right rog....but no one even comments on the story...


COMMENT ON STORY YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!


Personally, your story scared me. All that talk about sucking your "cock".... ewwwwwwww. Clearly at your age it's still a 'pee pee".

:(

[liquidstatik]

To my Secret Santa,

everyday i come home, running for the mailbox. i cant wait to get my package! :D but oh no, it's never there :X
i don't mean to be a "rush," but c'mon, it's been a week or so
could you just, yya know, send me my shit ;o

[Dr. Boogie]

Mine should have arrived at its intended recievee by now. There's something wrong with the post offices here in LA.

[Mystie]

I hope MarioRPG gets his photos back from the developer soon, cuz I'm all anxious now for everyone to see the cool things I bought. Also I can't remember half the stuff I put in there. o.O

[sadie]

i hate to, but have to (since it's the first time ever), say it: lotida made me lol.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Me too. :(

[Zomboid]

SHUTUP NO ONE CARES

[Rabid Child]

I want to read more stories

[Ninjavenom]

I'm posting my story tomorrow :O

[Microshock]

zelda you fucked up big time.....you gave a crappy gift....and had a crappy story even when you got awesome gifts that i would gladly have ( no offense seththomas)

The unicorn set was awesome, the duck was awesome and all you did was make a face with it? I think poppers and various others speak with me on this that you should re-do the story.....

and make a real story.....plus dont try to comment me back saying that im small.....i made a story and i put effort into it. I gave store-bought gifts not shit i found lying around....

Seriously...who wants Zelda to re-do the story with the awesome stuff he got...

Even rog got pissed at you...

[executioneer]

still hadn't received anything as of yesterday around 7pm, will check again tomorrow around same time :/

[FartinMowler]

Here is my video with some help


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct8V0eQOCbg

[Microshock]

fartin thats a private video...

[Rabid Child]

Here is my video with some help


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct8V0eQOCbg

that was great FartinMowler, I give it a 8 out of 10

[FartinMowler]

Thanks...It took forever to figure out how to put it up on the interweb :)

[Chojin]

fartin thats a private video...

i'll say :<

that was the scariest thing I've ever seen on youtube

i made it to 2:30, am I the only one ;<

[executioneer]

that was great hahaha

[FartinMowler]

i made it to 2:30, am I the only one ;<

is that how long it takes to orbit MLE's ass?

[Sam]

THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHIRT TOO, WHERE IS THE SHIRT FARTIN >:

I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING AND NEVER SAW THE SHIRT TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU WEARING THE SHIRT

[FartinMowler]

:/ I posted it for a while...

[Microshock]

yea that was great but it lasted like 4 min but 8 min of footage? looool

[Sacks]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that felt really creepy while they were watching that.. thing.

[ArrowX]

Fartins is fucking horrific!

[Zomboid]

Thoroughly disturbing.

[sadie]

martinfowler, i couldn't help but wonder how your kids must've felt while wearing those "masks" for your show...and how that's probably only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

[poppers620]

Mine should have arrived at its intended recievee by now. There's something wrong with the post offices here in LA.

there is nothing wrong with our post offices, you are just lazy and sent your shit out late and now you are blaming it on the post office.

[poppers620]

zelda you fucked up big time.....you gave a crappy gift....and had a crappy story even when you got awesome gifts that i would gladly have ( no offense seththomas)

The unicorn set was awesome, the duck was awesome and all you did was make a face with it? I think poppers and various others speak with me on this that you should re-do the story.....

and make a real story.....plus dont try to comment me back saying that im small.....i made a story and i put effort into it. I gave store-bought gifts not shit i found lying around....

Seriously...who wants Zelda to re-do the story with the awesome stuff he got...

Even rog got pissed at you...


ROG make him redo his story!!!!!!!!!!

[GADZOOKS]

Fartin is a work of art.

[Jixby Phillips]

That was great fartin!

You should do more youtube stuff!

[Protoclown]

Fartin, you are a very strange man. I dig it.

[Shifty]

Fartin your one scary guy.

[FartinMowler]

martinfowler, i couldn't help but wonder how your kids must've felt while wearing those "masks" for your show...and how that's probably only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

My older daughter had actually done the mask thing for a friend and suggested to use it for the video...The whole video was planned and done by her, I just did the scary acting :( .

[sadie]

you're a grand actor. ;)

[Chojin]

Actually, I don't want to see more of zelda. It's not like he's going to suddenly become worthwhile if he tries again.

[Microshock]

well it'd be fair to poppers......she gave him a great gift and he cant even make a decent story...

lol its weird....we dont even have all our stories up and thers like 29 pages of comments but the first secret santa only had 12

[Protoclown]

I finally got my Secret Santa pics taken. Wheeeee!

A SECRET SANTA XMAS BY PROTOCLOWN
(IN ANNOYING ALL-CAPS)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas1.jpg
OMG A BOX FROM AUSTRALIAVILLE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas2.jpg
OOOOOOH, FANCY THAT!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas3.jpg
HOLY SHITBUCKETS! THERE ARE PRESENTS IN THIS BOX! IT IS NOT JUST BREATHABLE AIR FROM AUSTRALIA!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas6.jpg
A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF PRESENTS! (CORN NOT INCLUDED)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas4.jpg
AND A FREE LOVE LETTER! FROM SNOOGANS! THE INSIDES ARE FOR MY EYES ONLY, SO YOU JUST BUTT OUT, MISTER!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas9.jpg
I WILL EAT AUSTRALIAN CHERRY CHOCOLATE CANDY FIRST!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas8.jpg
GODDAMMIT CAT! THIS IS NOT FOR YOU! >:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas10.jpg
IS THERE NUTRITION? THERE IS NO NUTRITION :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas11.jpg
I GUESS I'LL GO EAT WORMS :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas13.jpg
REMEMBER WAY BACK WHEN I SAID I WOULD EAT WORMS? HERE I AM DOING IT!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas15.jpg
OH NO! MIXING AUSTRALIAN CANDIES TOGETHER CAUSES...BLOOD PROBLEMS!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas17.jpg
I WIPE AWAY BLOOD PROBLEMS WITH MOONINITE ABSORBANCY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas18.jpg
NOW IT IS SERIOUS TIME

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas19.jpg
THIS IS A LITTLE LESS SERIOUS HERE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas20.jpg
NOW I WILL SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU UP

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas21.jpg
DINOSAURS ARE GAY

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas22.jpg
MONKEY AIR FRESHENER IS NOT TO BE EATEN. ALSO, IT WARNS ABOUT STAINS. I GUESS MONKEY LIKES TO PEE EVERYWHERE :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas23.jpg
I DON'T KNOW

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas24.jpg
THERE IS NOTHING FRESH ABOUT THIS AIR

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas25.jpg
IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY POPPIN'

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas26.jpg
CAT IS NOT SCARED :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas27.jpg
I AM NOT SCARED

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/mockxmas06/mockxmas28.jpg
PHOTOGRAPHER IS DEAD :(

I also had a couple short movies of me popping the party poppers, but unfortunately the lighting is not so good in my friend Rachael's room, and you can barely see anything, so I don't really see much point in posting them. You can hear me just fine but it's kind of hard to make out much detail. I was trying to scare her cat with the loud "bang" of the party popper, but it wasn't very loud at all and he really didn't give a shit that confetti was raining down all around him.

Anyway, thanks to Snoogans for sending me all that stuff! And the candy is really good! The fake blood tastes like shit though!

[Rabid Child]

Proto, That was awsome, how was the cd btw?

[FartinMowler]

Snoogans seems like a cool guy he should post more :) Is that the sound track to the movie Run Lola Run or the movie?

[Rabid Child]

Snoogans seems like a cool guy he should post more :) Is that the sound track to the movie Run Lola Run or the movie?

Its the score i believe to the movie

[Zomboid]

well it'd be fair to poppers......she gave him a great gift and he cant even make a decent story...

lol its weird....we dont even have all our stories up and thers like 29 pages of comments but the first secret santa only had 12
I hate zelda, but the whole story thing is optional, according to the rules and mockery (see the commentary thread >: ). So not everyone is going to be talking about cock sucking while showing pictures of their stuff.

[Protoclown]

It's the soundtrack to the movie, and to be honest, I haven't had a listen to it yet. But I will...SOON!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

GODDAMNIT CAT THIS IS NOT FOR YOU! >: That cracked me the fuck up dude! Awesome story!

[poppers620]

It's the soundtrack to the movie, and to be honest, I haven't had a listen to it yet. But I will...SOON!

you should listen to it asap. i own it and its a technolicious good time. :party

[Ninjavenom]

okay, so i need to preface this by saying i accidentally threw out the box and note sent from our dear friend Emu, but rest assured, i read them. He mentioned the contents and said he hoped i would enjoy them. I decided to take some pictures with my woman to deteremine whether or not i really did, in fact, enjoy his gift.

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/01.jpg

lookin' good

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/02.jpg

hi bubby!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/03.jpg

i brought a hot dog!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/04.jpg

*yoink*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/05.jpg

OMG you made dinnerz

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/06.jpg

what do you think?

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/07.jpg

no fudz

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/08.jpg

i have a surprise! A Smorgasboard or foreign snacks!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/09.jpg

Wacky Chocolate Pirate Shits! Wow!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/010.jpg

*pour*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/011.jpg

i eat it

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/012.jpg

meh

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/013.jpg

*chomp*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/014.jpg

ohhh yeahhh

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/015.jpg

it's good i guess

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/016.jpg

now we try BOY BAWANG, garlic flavor!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/017.jpg

eugh

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/018.jpg

zooooom

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/019.jpg

meh

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/020.jpg

*chomp*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/021.jpg

meh

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/022.jpg

howabout some Shrimpy Chips!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/023.jpg

*pour*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/024.jpg

BARF, WRETCH, SNOT

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/025.jpg

*twitch*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/026.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/027.jpg

well, some banana blizz-blazz will wash it down right

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/028.jpg

:M

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/029.jpg

*cut*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/030.jpg

FUCK! Why?!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/031.jpg

*snicker*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/032.jpg

AUGH

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/033.jpg

*blurry chug*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/034.jpg

GEE, THANKS EMU

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/035.jpg

howbout the pocky, then?

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/036.jpg

*smoke*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/037.jpg

noooooo!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/038.jpg

....eat it? wtf

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/039.jpg

*wretch*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/040.jpg

*walrus**walrus*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/041.jpg

*open mouthed chomp*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/042.jpg

try Crunky bar!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/043.jpg

fancy

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/044.jpg

naked and crispy

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/045.jpg

ugh

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/046.jpg

UGH!

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/047.jpg

*lick*

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/048.jpg

"frankly, i'm unimpressed. i'm leaving, jerk"

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/049.jpg

:tear

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/050.jpg

BAI >;{

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/051.jpg



http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/secretsanta/052.jpg


:tear

[Mockery]

Proto, I love the pic of you with the blood on your face. That's a classic.

Ninjavenom, that's one of the best endings to a Secret Santa story I've ever seen. Also, that banana thing looked awesome. Oh, and nice hat.
:picklehat

[Chojin]

i agree :<

i also love penny arcade :< IT IS SOMETHING THAT ONLY WE LIKE RIGHT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS

[snoogans]

Hey Protoclown, Glad you liked your stuff! And you even came up with a pretty neato story considering the randomness of the things in there. A++ !

[darklycan]

Congrats on the stories guys. Oh and Protoclown I envy you having all of those nintendo consoles in that room!

[Microshock]

NIinjavenom that was the best form of wierd faces i have seen thru out the thread...nice job

im still lol'ing

[Emu]

:lol I didn't actually try any of those beforehand except the Pocky, which tasted like peanut butter flavored coffee.

Pix frum me 2nite

[Protoclown]

Congrats on the stories guys. Oh and Protoclown I envy you having all of those nintendo consoles in that room!

Not my room, dude, it's my friend Rachael's room...but I do have an oldschool Nintendo and a lot of games in my apartment anyway, so I guess your statement still stands. Heh.

[noob3]

so did you fuck her corpse or what

[Emu]

My photographer skipped out on me so pix tomorrow ;(

[Mockery]

Here's a list of who has and hasn't posted their pics yet, if I'm missing anybody let me know.

-Mockery (posted)
-Chojin (posted)
-Preechr (posted)
-FartinMowler (posted)
-Ninjavenom (posted)
-Jixby Phillips (posted)
-zeldasbiggestfan (posted)
-Sethomas (posted)
-MLE (posted)
-Grislygus (posted)
-Protoclown (posted)
-Dr. Boogie (posted)
-Mystie (posted)
-Snoogans (posted)
-draw a sidewalk (posted)
-Spengler (posted)
-darklycan (posted)
-Microshock (posted)
-poppers620 (posted)
-Black Flag (posted)
-SAM (posted)
-nothing4buddha (posted)
-Doopa (posted)
-MarioRPG (posted)
-Emu
-glowbelly
-HickMan
-Misdemonar
-Noob3
-MR. DANNY TATOM
-Schimid
-Comrade Rocket
-randomskyfears
-executioneer

As you can see, we still have a sizeable chunk o' people who haven't posted their pics yet. To those of you who haven't posted yet, what's going on? Have you received your gifts yet or what? Please give us an update.

[executioneer]

as of friday i hadn't recieved anything but i forgot to check saturday so i'll look tonight!

[liquidstatik]

I've yet to get mine. :o

I called the post office yesterday, thinking they might be holding it there, but they weren't. :[

[Black Flag]

man i totally fulfilled my picture taking responsibility! i just wasn't all in your face about it

[Ninjavenom]

mine should have arrived on thursday.

[Dr. Boogie]

Hell, mine should have arrived on Wednesday.

[Chojin]

And i know noob's received his, he just hasn't taken pictures yet

can't you just like, pretend it's for a girl, man

[Schimid]

Haven't gotten mine yet, but I know my receiver got theirs. :=

[noob3]

And i know noob's received his, he just hasn't taken pictures yet

can't you just like, pretend it's for a girl, man

I AM ON IT

dude the script is a work in progress HOLD UR HORSES

[liquidstatik]

oh yeah and my receiver got theirs :X

[doopa]

IIIIII got mine. But I've been sick. :(
Going to try to post mine tomorrow

[HickMan]

I've been really busy lately. But last night I was ready to take my pictures. I was just wating for Immortal Goat to take them for me. But he was too busy WORLD OF FUCKING WARCRAFTING. Is that a good excuse? Pics tonight. I sure hope so. Unless IG decides to be a dick again.

[executioneer]

i had a delivery notice from ups on my door last night so i musta missed mine but lets hope for tonight!

[Sam]

Pictures tonight probably. :(

[poppers620]

man this forum sure got boring. i wanna see more pics people!

[noob3]

it's been boring, lady :lol