My friend tried to kill himself

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

I wouldn't kill myself.

I'd die trying to destroy everything that I despise.

There's very little that I fantasize about more than going down with a gun in my hand while leading a revolution.

I WOULD BLEACH MY HAIR AND RUN INTO A BAR WEARING ONLY A LOOSE FITTING PAIR OF SWEATPANTS SCREAMING ABOUT FREE MARKET ECONOMICS WHILE BRANDISHING A PISTOL I STOLE FROM MY STEPDAD'S LIQOUR CABINET ONLY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND PUT IN JUVENIELLE HALL WHERE I'LL BE PRACTICALLY FORCED TO ARGUE WITH MY CELLMATE "NIGGA-ICE" THAT I WAS LIKE 5 CONVERSATIONS AND A DINNER AWAY FROM FUCKING THIS GIRL ON MY SCHOOLBUS.