My friend tried to kill himself

[ArrowX]

The fact that Theres always something to enjoy in life keeps me from dying wether it be naked ladies or the one pice of food that tastes like god I'll never allow myself to commit suicide(least till I lose my virginity)

[DeadKennedys]

That could be a while..









zing

[Ninjavenom]

See? Fucking vegetarians are missing the life-saving power of red meat!

[nothing4buddha]

tell me about it

[Ninjavenom]

It's like biting into a nice, hot slab of delicious, bloody murder!

[nothing4buddha]

lol yeah man murder :X

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha

tell me about it

yeah, I sure miss red meat.

[nothing4buddha]

okokokok I MISS CHICKEN OK GUYS HAPPY? i can't help it. i'm like 1/64th black =( lol

[ArrowX]

I got some pink meat from your mom :contradictory

[DeadKennedys]

HILARIOUS

[adeptninja]

[quote="Ninjavenom"]See? Fucking vegetarians are missing the life-saving power of red meat![/quote

It may be a couple of years from now but you will eat that damn meat..while everyone else is eating wonderful meat you eat leafs...you will eat the meat one of these days

[Carnivore]

Beef! It's what's for dinner if you want your life to be worth living!

[Anonymous]

I think it's high-time we start the 'hire ArrowX a whore so he can finally do himself in foundation'

[Carnivore]

Bullets are like $0.07. Let's save the money.

[Command Prompt]

I'm noticed your body count list is growing exponentially. Is it a new trend in town or are you dicking around too much on the job?

[Anonymous]

You should observe your namesake.

Anotherwards, shut up.

[Carnivore]

A murder/suicide is uncommon and counts for two. There was a third person shot, but she's merely paralyzed. If anyone cares, I linked to an article about it in my signature.

[FS]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

I WOULD BLEACH MY HAIR AND RUN INTO A BAR WEARING ONLY A LOOSE FITTING PAIR OF SWEATPANTS SCREAMING ABOUT FREE MARKET ECONOMICS WHILE BRANDISHING A PISTOL I STOLE FROM MY STEPDAD'S LIQOUR CABINET ONLY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND PUT IN JUVENIELLE HALL WHERE I'LL BE PRACTICALLY FORCED TO ARGUE WITH MY CELLMATE "NIGGA-ICE" THAT I WAS LIKE 5 CONVERSATIONS AND A DINNER AWAY FROM FUCKING THIS GIRL ON MY SCHOOLBUS.

LOL.

[Dr. V]

Update:
He's stable. He's chilling in the hospital and I guess he'll get to come home in a couple of days. The info's kinda sketchy cus I'm hearing from a guy who heard it from a guy... but you know. I think I figured out why he tried it, he's 30, he lives with his mom and dad in a 4x4 bedroom with his 10 yr old brother, he works at toys r us for 7 bucks an hour, and plays mmorpgs with another 30 yr old who works there. Oh yeah and he's a raver, and they all need to die. But not this guy, he's cool.

Also, as for "Cleanup in Animal Alley", I love it.

[Dr. V]

Those little stuffed dogs will never be the same.

[kellychaos]

How can one argue whether suicide is easy or difficult when all the successful suiciders aren't around to speak their case?

[Pub Lover]

As there is always a suicide thread on the front page, one of them should be made sticky to save time.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

In all seriousness I was suicidal for a little while. I didn't tell a soul that I contemplated death because they might've tried to stop me, but I did mope around like a pussy and drop out of school for a little bit, spending my days just sitting around thinking of why I wasn't happy. I honestly desired death because nothing made me happy.

I made a cocktail in my garage of things like antifreeze and rubbing alcohol and I starred at it for a good hour before throwing it outside and cooking me up a steak.
It was a really good steak because I seasoned it just right and cooked it up rare.

I would never have eaten that steak had I gone through with it. :o
And I never considered death an option since.

And you mock me.

I've had suicidial urges since I was in the 5th grade. Once I tried to kill myself in front of my mother.

After a while, you learn to deal with it, and the urge evolves with you. It changes, but the cause is always the same.

[nothing4buddha]

emo

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Once I tried to kill myself in front of my mother.

After a while, you learn to deal with it, and the urge evolves with you. It changes, but the cause is always the same.

ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.

I AM A MASSIVE FAGGOT( IN PHYSICAL SIZE AND SPIRIT).