CONGRATUATIONS!
YOU ARE THE INTERNET'S 1,000,000TH CUSTOMER TO USE THE PHRASE "RIIIGHT, THAT'S WHY (UNRELATED ISSUE/JOB/CIRCUMSTANCE) IS TRUE, RIGHT?

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HERE IS WHAT YOU'VE WON!
A pair of British Knights sneakers!
A trip to Universal Studios, Florida!
And a copy of our home game!
SEE YOU NEXT TIME!