Mardi Gras and I

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by Terra

they didn't work for you? next year try the beads BEFORE you rush into being anally ingressed by the homeless, babe

Terra, please just stop. I mean if you were funny or had some type of "zing" to your remarks, I wouldn't really mind. Hell, I can take jokes and I laugh at myself all the time. The least you could do is photoshop me getting hit by a bus or making out with a man.

Instead you say things like this:

Originally Posted by Terra

numbnuts, you reached pretty far back just to find that old shot. keep gazing at your ass hair though. it's the most productive thing you've done around here yet.

I mention that I'd rather look at my ass hair grow than to hunt down and respond to everything you type. I like how you really turned it around on me. Oh noes, what to posts nowz?!

Originally Posted by Terra

I have nudie pictures on the net. reallivedeadanimals.com told me they'd trade their free space with me if i'd just trade some naked pictures and my dignity.

This one really caught me. I don't know why you'd share that piece of information with the board. I mean, I guess a few posters on here will be like, "OH WOW TERRA CAN I SEE?! I MEAN I REALLY LIKE YOU AND I CANT SEE NAKED WOMEN (OF ANY HIGHER CALIBER THAN A VOMITTING BARBERA WALTERS) ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNETZ. OH DONT TEASE!" But I did chuckle when I read you had nudies on the internet.

Originally Posted by Terra

An sample sized jar of petroleum jelly, both of Cosmo's fists and feet, my canyon

This went on for I dunno, 3 pages?