FORUM EVENT: "I-MOCKERY'S 2007 SECRET SANTA EVENT!"

[Jixby Phillips]

hey guys

I'm just going to apologize because my package will be late. I have a lot of decent reasons I won't bore you with. I promise it will be a lateness that you will barely even feel, but a lateness nonetheless. I feel like I've embarassed my country and I hope you will all forgive me.