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Jonathan Clement Jonathan Clement is offline
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Jonathan Clement sucks
Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 02:17 PM       
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Jonathan what happens when you finally have sex with one of these Mormon girls and realize it's fucking terrible and you've wasted so many years of your life chasing a dream that is actually a nightmare. Will you YouTube your re-conversion in 20 parts?
Oh, no, there's no WAY I'm ever going back to the mormons again. After the whole Jenna fiasco, the thought of being with one of those girls was comparable to eating cardboard. They didn't seem very lively. They seemed really brainwashed by the religion.

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so does he hate or love jesus now? I got lost.
Hate... But it's not so much Jesus. It's more the religion itself, and in particular, it's followers. I can't BELIEVE how easy it is to debate with christians! XD

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All I know about you (Johnathan) is that you watch a lot of anime which means you're not a worthwhile person in general. Nobody from the states should be watching that on a a regular basis unless you happen to be a child or japanese. You just look like a shut-in humpty dumpty.
First, I DON'T watch anime all that often. I actually like to cruise around youtube looking for Christians to rip apart. It's SO fun to watch them squirm and to plant to cute little seeds of doubt. Most of the time, they'll run away like cowards! XD I'll have to do a youtube series of all of my conversations! Second, I'm not from the states. I am from Canada. And third, yes, I'm a shut-in, but that's going to change next week. I'm gonna get out of this house and move to Kelowna and get a job there and get my own place. And most importantly, to get a girlfriend. The only way I'll get one is by having in-dependence. I really hate to leave this town behind. I'll miss my employers, as well as my grandparents, but I have to do it for my own good. I originally wanted to go in may, but then I found out how hard it is to find a place, so, I have to go much sooner than originally planned so that I'll have a better chance of finding a place. I'll have to live with my mom until I can get my own place. Like I said, it's hell to find a place there, and if you do, GRAB IT, AND HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE!
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