First/worst time getting drunk

[Guitar Woman]

The time I remember best was when I made a Black Russian by accident at my grandparent's place. :o

I found a box full of bottles of alcohol in one of the spare bedrooms, and since I'd never had a White Russian before I decided to try one. This was after drinking a lot of Captain Morgan's, btw, so I wasn't functioning at top mental capacity already and forgot that I needed to add milk to my vodka and kahluha mixture.

I also put it in a normal sized coffee cup and filled it a about 3/4ths of the way full! I then became so incredibly drunk that I could not remain standing for more than 10 seconds. My grandparents had no idea what was wrong with me, which made it even funnier!