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Originally Posted by Sethomas
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Why is Sideshow Bob attacking that girl?
Anyway...geeze...the stories I could tell here.
My first drunken experience was when I was 13 and visiting my Great Uncle in Coventry, England. I got into his bathtub gin and blacked out. I awoke surrounded by flowers. My first thought was that I was dead. Instead I found myself in a flowerbed in some park.
There was the time when me and my friends got into a bar fight on Halloween with some riff-raff, while dressed as the Power Rangers.
But, the absolute worst was when I earned $1400 during a drinking contest at the age of 14. I know that sounds great, however I paid dearly for it.
I used to hang out with a lot of older folks as a kid. I went to a party consisting of mostly University and college kids. At this party, people were playing Century Club - a game in which a room full of idiots would down a shot of beer each minute for 100 minutes. I was determined to be the head idiot and stood up to a challenge of doing Century Club with tequila. The agreement was that I would get $1 per shot per person in the contest. I made it through a bottle and a half.
That evening ended with me tearing my scrotum.
I win.
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