First/worst time getting drunk

[terrva]

The second worst time i got drunk was on last new years eve. Me and my cousin both drank six or seven cans of beer, then went to a bar and drank some more, at some point i found myself chit-chatting with some guy about whatever, and after several drinks, including too many tequila shots, me and him swapped the bar to this night club, and my cousin went home. We drank at that club for a couple of hours, and i was trashed. I obviously was too drunk to get home by myself, so i went to that guy's place to sleep. Last thing i remember is eating noodles through his zipper. When i woke up, i only had my boxers on and i reeked of noodles and other unknown substances. Needless to say, i hurried on out of there pretty damn fast.

I'm not going to share the worst with you, or anybody on this planet. Atleast not yet.