"Don't drink that beer, and the several thousand others you will subsequently drink. They will only make your gut fat"
"Debt sucks, 75% of the shit you think you need you will ultimately regret ever buying because you will not use it in the end (I am looking at you XM radio)"
"Long distance relationships do not work. And when you get a chance to find that out firsthand, save yourself time and just walk away from that."
"Trust your instincts about your classmates, don't give them the benefit of the doubt ever."
"Get into the fire safety and security business as soon as you can. Don't waste your time working for Limited Brands, they have NO loyalty to their employees and no real business sense."
"Caffeine is HIGHLY addictive. Whatever you do do NOT try Code Red Mt. Dew"
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