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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 11:10 PM       
or some l-theanine or magnesium (relaxes your muscles!)
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 12:16 AM       
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Perhaps the flat side of a shovel to the head? If you got a friend to help you, you'd be sure to land in bed rather than on the floor.
Yes, yes, come to the dark side.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 12:20 AM       
I used to like smoking pot to fall asleep.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 08:31 PM       
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Yes, yes, come to the dark side.
May I bring a flashlight with me?
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:35 PM       
What are you? 18 years old or something?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:08 AM       
As a matter of fact, I am. Just turned it last October.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 09:24 PM       
Yeah go ahead wise guy, try booze until you drop... Srsly =/.

Nah to cure insomnia use pillz, if it dosent work, a good punch in the right place will knock you out =D

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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 09:42 PM       
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Yeah go ahead wise guy, try booze until you drop... Srsly =/.

Nah to cure insomnia use pillz, if it dosent work, a good punch in the right place will knock you out =D

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Just be sure to stand by a mattress if you're going to try the punching. Makes for a softer landing so you're not all sore when you come too.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 10:04 PM       
OMG ZQ you are the greatest straight man ever! Your like Dave Foley from the kids in the hall.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 11:48 PM       
Technically I'm a woman, but thank you.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:11 AM       
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Yeah go ahead wise guy, try booze until you drop... Srsly =/.

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What the fuck is this shit?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:12 AM       
HOLD ON, LET ME SING A LULLABY:
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:16 AM       
SEVEN LONELY DAYS
AND A DOZEN TOWNS AGO
I REACHED OUT ONE NIGHT
AND YOU WERE GONE
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:52 AM       
Booze.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 03:35 AM       
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What the fuck is this shit?
Learn to read first and then we talk.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 07:40 AM       
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OMG ZQ you are the greatest straight man ever! Your like Dave Foley from the kids in the hall.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 07:50 AM       
I'm usually the straight man with my friends.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 07:50 AM       
SAY GOODNIGHT, DICK
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 07:44 PM       
Is your name Dick?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 07:48 PM       
YOU HAVE TO BE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU IF YOU ARE, IF YOU REALLY ARE BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS, WELL...... I'D STILL FUCK YOU ANYWAYS.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 08:01 PM       
Damn she's getting feisty.
Good luck with that one Tad.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 08:17 PM       
That last one was on purpose.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 08:36 PM       
Reduce the amount of caffeine you consume - it often becomes a vicious cycle when you're drinking caffeine all day because you didn't sleep then come evening you can't sleep because you've been drinking caffeine all day.

Don't eat after a certain time - You're not supposed to eat after, like, 8-9pm to get a good nights sleep.

Exercise more - try and expend as much energy as possible in the day so you're actually tired at night.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 10:18 PM       
Reading might help. Depending on what you're reading, I guess.

Oy, I was typing this while brushing my teeth and I just sneezed. Now I need to clean off my keyboard...
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