Creationist Science Fair

[Kitsa]

I'm conflicted. I want a Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew shirt, but I don't want them to have my money.

Have you read the taglines in the store? They're hilarious. The kanga-jew economy priced shirt is "So cheap, it's like buying wholesale!". The economy Habu the Elephant shirts are priced so low "You can give them out to polytheistic villagers".

Don't get me started on how they're calling thongs "chastity protectors". Are they serious? Really?

Apparently this is all to fund their go-to-Africa-and-bring-back-dinosaurs project. It's like they fell asleep five minutes into Jurassic Park but still felt they got the gist of it.