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Old Aug 8th, 2009, 07:31 PM       
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Originally Posted by MrSmiley381 View Post
Look to the left.

See that? It's the Lucky Strikes logo. Smoked by the average American soldier in World War II. These things were put in military rations. Why? Everybody smoked. If you didn't, you traded them for a hot dog.
The irony is now, convicts trade cigarettes to avoid a hot dog.

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I'm no soldier, but I smoke these things out of respect for every veteran in every war. When my cousin leaves for Iraq, he's getting a US Army Zippo, a pack of Lucky Strikes, and a cigarette case.
Maybe you should go the other way and donate money to the Yellow Ribbon Fund?

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Zippos have stopped enemy bullets before, so I can only hope I can give him something potentially useful.
Hopefully, his flak jacket will take care of that for him.

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Oh, and just so everyone knows, soldiers are so fit that smoking doesn't even really matter.
That is a dumb, stupid thing to say.
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