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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 11:12 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 02:28 AM       
An inexplicable string of deer roadkill on the highway from Pittsburgh to Ohio.

A bluebird which we first thought was injured, then thought it was too young to fly, and then dropped dead as I was standing watching it by myself.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 08:19 AM       
I'm drawing a blank, but I can think of smells I wish I'd not smelt!

When the guy came to pick up the bone&fat bin (one of those big outdoor trashcans in which all of the useless chunks of meat thrown away by a meat department in a grocery store lands) at the height of summer, only to find a second, much older bone&fat bin hidden away in an abandoned freezer (which, rather than being cool, was warm as shit).
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An inexplicable string of deer roadkill on the highway from Pittsburgh to Ohio.
That's all the time. Generally worse between Morgantown, WV and Pittsburgh.

EDIT: and it's not really inexplicable, as not as many people are into hunting as they used to be and the land there is pretty good for deer.
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