Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

I dreamed last night that there were black bears in our backyard. They were wearing clothes and standing up, and they were huge.

Then I looked down and someone's siamese kitten was out there, looking up at me through my bedroom window. I was all freaked out trying to figure out how to get this kitten away from the bears.

Later in the dream, I kept going to Sam's Club and getting in trouble for I don't know what and winding up in some security office with some asshole old man.