He's allergic to vagina and I couldn't care less...

[Tadao]

Werewolves will always be cooler than vampires. Vampires fuck like faggots.

[Grislygus]

but DUUUUUUUUUUDE Near Dark was the coolest movie ever With the cast from Aliens written and directed by Katherine Bigelow with the only decent synth-rock ending themesong ever to come out of the 80's LANCE HENRIIKSEN AND BILL PAXTON EXPLODING IN ATOMIC GODDAMN FIREBALLS IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE

[Tadao]

should I have read the link?

[Grislygus]

No, I'm just saying that vampires trump werewolves when they're psychomurderous cowboy outlaws that spend their time shooting cops and brutally murdering bikers for the hell of it

[Tadao]

Well fuck, now I have to make Wereporn to one up it.

[Sam]

Near Dark IS awesome

[Babs]

Can't even note Max Schreck? What the hell is wrong with you? Not like he is the only badass vampire right next to Jerry Dandrige from Fright Night.

[kahljorn]

Racists/etceterists

[Pentegarn]

Everyone knows the one true vampire is Blackula

[Dimnos]

[Jeanette X]

I don't care if he's gay...I still want to hit it. I would make him shower first though, I hear he isn't that big on hygiene.

/c'mere, pretty pale boy with bedroom eyes

[ZeldaQueen]

I knew it. Those nutty fangirls done turned him off Kristen Stewert.

I dunno, I heard that the fat mormon cow gave him stacks and stacks of TOP SEEKRIT SUPPLEMENTARY INFORMATION about her whiny bitch vampire boy so that he could BETTER UNDERTAND THE CHARACTER, an event followed by him laughing in her face

I don't blame him for laughing at her. She wrote that book to dispel the idea that he's a creepy stalker...by showing him as even more of a creepy stalker. Who seriously contemplates Native American genocide at one point.

At least Dracula managed to pull of the Magnificent Bastard vibe with that attitude.

[Kitsunexus]

Why is it only the fat chicks that like Twilight? I had to work on the New Moon release night (my only regret of requesting an earlier weekend), and when midnight rolled around, it was an ocean, complete with whales and manatees of all varieties. Not a mermaid in sight, however.

And they THINK they'll get someone who looks like the main Twilight guy? For chrissakes. Forget getting their own Edward, it boggles the mind to wonder how these ogres get out of the car!

It's not like the BMI of the target audience is any big secret either, there were stacks of Doritos and Pepsi next to the DVD rack, and after 15 minutes, it was all gone. Not a bag or bottle in sight. God needs to get an army of fat women for his next biblical plague, seriously. Pound for pound they're far more effective than locusts.

Has anyone else noticed this?

[Tadao]

Kinda like you think you'll kiss a girl one day?

[Kitsunexus]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Kinda like you think you'll kiss a girl one day?

If I do, it will most likely be one of these fat Twilight fans, because unlike them I don't live in a fantasy world.

I just live in an asexual world. And I'm cool with that. If you have problems with the way I live my life, perhaps you should figure out what's wrong with yours first.

[Tadao]

You sure have a problem with the way they live their life. Maybe you should take your own advice and quit being a hypocritical twat.

[Grislygus]

[Grislygus]

[Kitsunexus]

Originally Posted by Tadao

You sure have a problem with the way they live their life. Maybe you should take your own advice and quit being a hypocritical twat.

No, I have no problems with the way they live their life (which is really obvious if you decide to READ posts instead of picking out keywords and basing your post on them. What are you, Dr. Sbaitso?). If they wanna be fat and Twilight fans, by all means let them be fat Twilight fans, and I wish them nothing but happiness for the rest of their days.

I'm just saying that you'll never ever see a girl that one would refer to as "hot" actively participating in the Twilight fandom.

I wasn't criticizing their life choices and I'd appreciate it if in the future you'd stop twisting my words into something they're not. I mean seriously dude, what you posted was a MAJOR stretch of my words man, you TOOK TIME that you could have used to do anything else to think about that, and for what? To flame me out because I annoy the everloving shit out of you? Is that what this is all about? I mean, here I go, trying to avoid flamewars, and you wanna bring it right back again, what's up with that?

Dude, I'm telling you man, whatever beef you have with me, let it go. I'm trying to change into a user that DOESN'T bug the shit out of everybody, but it's really hard to do when you won't get off my ass. So will you chill, please?

[Grislygus]

TADAO


YOU TOOK TIME.




FREAK.

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Kitsunexus

Why is it only the fat chicks that like Twilight? I had to work on the New Moon release night (my only regret of requesting an earlier weekend), and when midnight rolled around, it was an ocean, complete with whales and manatees of all varieties. Not a mermaid in sight, however.

And they THINK they'll get someone who looks like the main Twilight guy? For chrissakes. Forget getting their own Edward, it boggles the mind to wonder how these ogres get out of the car!

It's not like the BMI of the target audience is any big secret either, there were stacks of Doritos and Pepsi next to the DVD rack, and after 15 minutes, it was all gone. Not a bag or bottle in sight. God needs to get an army of fat women for his next biblical plague, seriously. Pound for pound they're far more effective than locusts.

Has anyone else noticed this?

This reads as "I HATE FAT GIRLS. WHY SHOULD THEY FEEL SECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES WHEN I DON'T!"

You like to talk shit about people, but when someone does the same to you, YOU ALWAYS FUCKING CRY ABOUT IT. What the fuck is your problem kid? You spend way too much time watching anime and playing games. Stop being such a whinny little faggot.

[Tadao]

PM TIME!

Originally Posted by Kitsunexus

Look, I can see where you're coming from on why you hate me, and I can't blame you. I haven't made the greatest first impression, and I'll admit I haven't been the greatest towards you either.

But if you would LIKE to see me make a change, you're gonna have to get off my fucking back. I'm trying to mellow out here, and it's all I can do not to snap back into the self I'm trying to lose. Perhaps that speaks of personal problems I've yet to best, but regardless I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop hounding me through every thread and breaking the flow for some stupid vendetta you're carrying. You called me a hypocritical twat, and yet you're being guilty of all the trollish actions I've committed. Pot, meet kettle?

I'm not just singling you out, there's obviously others too, and I'm not saying you all aren't completely justified. But they know where to draw the line man, so that's why I'm messaging you.

Yeah, I could have just said "KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF", but I'm not like that. And if you ignore what I have to say, what am I going to do about it? Absolutely nothing, except try to keep my cool.

But I'd like to try and see if the civilized approach works first, not all of us Texans believe in shooting on sight.

Regardless of how you take this message, I wish you a good day.

-Kitsunexus

[Kitsunexus]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

TADAO


YOU TOOK TIME.




FREAK.

Well, I wanted to put "wasted time", but we're on the Internet, timesink of the world, so shouldn't that have been obvious?

Anyway, you've made me relapse into my bad self again, here I go derailing threads and starting arguments.

Grislygus, I've taken my beef with Tadao up in PM, and I'm no longer posting in this thread. It'd probably be best if you quit dragging this flamewar out, and got back on topic.

Like I said, this is my final post in here. BACK TO TOPIC.

EDIT: Before I go, Tadao, I had no shame in sending that private message. It seems you have some shame though, you haven't even replied!

[Tadao]

:hat

[The Leader]

What a pussy.