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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 02:01 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 03:30 PM       
I thought this thread was called "Teach me the funny" in master splinter talk.
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 03:42 PM       
if you really want to learn how to be funny, you should go to www.zug.com and just take it all in. If you make an account there, not only will you get to exchange wittiness and make up euphemisms, but they will RATE your performance so you can see how you improve over time.
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 03:45 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 04:35 PM       
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if you really want to learn how to be funny, you should go to www.zug.com and just take it all in. If you make an account there, not only will you get to exchange wittiness and make up euphemisms, but they will RATE your performance so you can see how you improve over time.
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 05:13 PM       
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I love the show and his stand up, guy is my favorite alive comedian. It was formerly the great George Carlin. I have some rare vinyls of some of his first shows and all of his books.


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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 05:54 PM       
The ZUGTHOUSANDVOLTGHOST has gotten 3 trophies.
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 07:29 PM       


i saw your posts in that thread

I think we should all get a shitload of trophies but especially the people who were key in getting pram maven is an idiot to be #1 on google. I mean, its a fucking prank site for fucks sake. Don Carlson just got hella pranked. Prolly better than any pranks anybody on there has ever done.

I read one on there out of curiousity once and it was like some dude having a conversation with a smarterchild/porn bot.
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 07:40 PM       
I TRICKED THAT ROBOT LOL

seriously and he acts like he's outwitting it the whole time and shit
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 07:41 PM       
Upon registering:

"#4: Learn from the pros. Note people who accumulate the most ZUGZ, and watch how they add funny with each post."

My journey begins...
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 07:45 PM       
yes. One prominent figure of the zug message forums, with 70,000 smiley faces and 38 trophies is one Pram Maven. He has accumulated so many zugz and he adds the funny with each and every of his 68,000 posts, earning an average rating per post of chuckleworthy. Learn from this professional zugger, animator and comedian (also famous musician and youtuber) and you can be zuggin it with the best of them
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:04 PM       
Just posted my first article guys! Go to Articles and sort Most Recent! I hope they really ZUG-IT-TO-ME!
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:05 PM       
its nsfw btw
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:26 PM       
I have 5 zugs already.
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:34 PM       
i sorted by most recent and first it gave me the sex bot story posted 5/25/11, then it gave me one from today.

I think i just got pranked!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:35 PM       
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This is a formal warning for your recent behavior on ZUG Live.

Your recent thread was vulgar and obscene & did not foster a sense of "funny", so it was removed.

ZUG Live relies on our members treating each other with basic respect, while always staying as funny as possible. We ask that you do your best to adhere to the spirit and principle of these guidelines, because we want to keep you around.

Your account has now been set to "Warned," and next time we will have to shut it off. However, we don't want there to be a next time, since you're a valuable member of the community that we want to keep. Stick around and straighten up.
fuckin bitch delete my real life prank time to bring out the big guns
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:38 PM       
oh i found you

can you post on the sex bot thread, "this is the dumbest fucking prank ever. you can't prank a fucking robot. Are you gonna trick a rock next?" something to that extent
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:39 PM       
dude y ou're looking at this the wrong way. You're already a valuable member! Valuable!
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:42 PM       
So you found a way to fail on a place where nothing can fail (which was both impressive and funny)

We have learned Zug's weakness, their kryptonite if you will, is vulgarity
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:44 PM       
GO READ THAT SHIT NOW
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:47 PM       
i am totally amused

now 10kvoltghost just needs to get on there and give you 5 zugs for all of your posts
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:49 PM       
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haha that got 3 zugs. is it cause he's being ironic? we'll neverknow
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 08:53 PM       
Shit I got banned before I could post my last and favorite line "YOU SHOULD FIND THAT ROBOT AND MAKE IT SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL"
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Old Jun 9th, 2011, 09:02 PM       
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Me: whyd i get baned

zugmail@zug.com: you posted a picture of a man defecating into a womans anus and trolled Davidicus's article relentlessly. Please do not come back. Regards, Zug Staff.

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