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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 10:23 PM       
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Originally Posted by ThrashO View Post
And also, PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP. YEAH FUCK YOU. GIMME RED PICKLES I DONT KAIR. servers make about $2 hourly, and most of that is taken out in taxes so our check is usually $0/Void. SO THAT TIP IS HOW I PAY MY BILLS AND BUY MY DRUGS.

And elx, you gotta steal pens by the dozens from walmart. G2's are the best and fit great by the handful in my girlfriends purse. Don't feel bad, most people who eat at chilis work at walmart so when they steal your pen it's just going to end up back there anyways. consider it borrowing.
Europeans are the absolute worst, man. We're located in a private urban complex that has 1.3-2.5 million dollar high-rise condos, and all we get is business men and investors like every single night. They sit at our bar for hours, always spend like $2k on imported beers/white wine and NEVER tip our bar attendant. but they know damn well better than that. Scandinavians/Germans are the worst drunk people.

.5 G2s have been my favorite for years, but I love the colors that the .7 gel ones come in too so I hate buying them and would never steal ANYWAY - you're my problem dude. My servers steal pens from me more than customers ever do. I refill the station jars, and they disappear within like an hour and then they come over and start jacking mine when i'm below deck. I don't know how you knew that I worked in the restaurant biz, but yeah. PEN STEALERS. BURN.
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