DAMN YOU BUTTER!

[Uncle_Sham]

Last night i went to ths little chinnese restaurant, i ordered veal cutlets (the best) and when you order this it comes with two slices of bread and two little packets of butter. The problem here is that when they give you the butter it is ice cold and impossible to spread, So i decided to solve this, before i started to chow down on my food i stuck both of the packets of butter under each of my armpits. So by the time i was done my veal the butter was perfectly spreadable and surprisingly, dident taste like sweat.

So how do you solve your food problems?