"St.
Patrick"
I defy you and your
green cowardice!
Zod
on "St. Patrick's Day"
Slaves of
the planet Houston, it has come to my attention that there
is a growing problem which shows its defiant green head once
a year. The problem is that many of my slaves have been
worshipping someone besides me. This insolent old fool goes
by the name "Saint Patrick"...
SAINT PATRICK - CLEARLY NOT WORTHY OF GENERAL ZOD!
Look at
him... he actually believe he is superior because he can
command some lowly snakes to kneel before him? The truth is,
this "saint" is lower than the snakes which he commands.
Snakes do not have knees, foolish Patrick, but humans do. Oh
but you've found ways to make them kneel as well, haven't
you Patrick? Do not think you can even begin to compare
yourself to the almighty Zod, for while I make my human
slaves kneel because they fear for the termination of their
very lives, the only way you can make them kneel is by
drugging them with a green elixir. No style at all...
I'm sure
most of you humans have foolishly consumed your fair share
of these green "beverages" during these so-called Saint
Patrick festivities. What amuses me most, is how this Saint
Patrick has deceived you puny mortals. He entices you with
these colorful liquids, making you believe that once you
consume them, you shall be overflowing with green holiday
glee. I suppose "overflowing" is a somewhat accurate
description of what happens to a slave when it decides to
abandon Zod and join the cowardly Saint Patrick. Behold:
Yes. You
see, you humans have been mislead by this "saint" who wishes
to fill your bodies with green toxins. Toxins which cloud
your minds and eventually bring you to your knees. But fear
not, as the only being on planet Houston that is worthy of
worship and undying devotion, I have decided to destroy this false deity...
DIE AS
YOU DESERVE TO, SAINT PATRICK!
There, now
that you have witnessed the destruction of this
pseudo-saint, I believe it is time for all of you slaves to
get back to doing what you do best: Kneeling before Zod! And
I am sure it goes without saying that from this day forth,
Saint Patrick's Day will no longer be. In its place, you
shall all praise Saint Zod's Day forever!
NOW KNEEL BEFORE THE ALL-POWERFUL BLACK SHAMROCK OF ZOD!
