WHO
IS ZOD?
General
Zod, as you should recall, was the lead villain in Superman II.
In Superman II, Zod and his cohorts, "Non" and "Ursa",
were defeated by Superman. Since then, Zod has been up to a lot of
things. As you may have seen in "I-Mockery's
Where Are They Now?" piece, Zod had a hard time
dealing with the loss of his super powers. He tried out many
different ways to adjust to human life: Being a hair stylist, a
taxi cab driver, a family man, and even the lead man of a German
Industrial Supergroup known as "Zod". But none of these
things seemed to really satisfy his needs.
Zod
knew that his rightful place on this planet Houston (known to some
as "Earth"), was to be
ruler. Zod eventually made his way back to Superman's Crystal
Palace and was able to restore his own super powers. And now that
Superman is in a wheelchair (which Zod swears he had NOTHING to do
with), there is no longer anyone on this planet left to oppose
him.
So
Zod is now assuming his position as your rightful leader.
You have two choices:
-
Take
his hand and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.
-
Perish
for your defiance.
The
choice is obvious. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.
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