You plink your nickel
into the test tube and wait to see what happens. Which is a whole lot of
nothing. Boy, were you stupid, thinking that something would actually
happen when you put money into some alien's blood. Just when you're
about to give up and go back to Dolph for more answers, a puff of smoke
starts billowing out of the tube. By jove, you were a genius! A
genius to think that our coin technology would be compatible with the
alien's blood!
A moment later, a wispy floating alien head appears at the top of the
smoke cloud, and it begins to speak:
"Greetings, Mr.
Jefferson! It is ______ to see you again! I hope the ________ and kids
are doing well! If you are contacting us again, that means it is time
for our _________ plans to come to fruition! I never thought _______
would ever strike such a ____________ bargain with you, but after you
discussed _____ idea with the ___________, potato wedges, the
_______________ herd of _________, and the complete destruction of all
_________ as we know it, I realized that you were indeed a man of
_______ vision."
Oh great, you think to yourself. A fucking alien mad-lib. I
guess this is all I can expect for a nickel, huh? The alien head
continues:
"Never did I expect that you would ________ the nerve required to
____________ the human ________, but I see you have proven me wrong!
Indeed, our _______ are ready to _________ with you, and we will be
happy to ________ all of the _______ that you require. As you know,
________ through _______ takes time, so meet ________ at the appointed
_______ in like, 200 years. You bring the ________ and the three ______
of virgins, and we'll bring the ________ and proceed with Operation:
______________. I do hope you live that long. Ta ta!"
Good lord! Thomas
Jefferson made contact with these horrible aliens, and he had worked out
some kind of arrangement with them? You don't know what they had
planned, but it certainly doesn't sound good! But with huge gaps in the
information you've received, you don't have a lot to go on. But perhaps
you'll find clues if you dig into Jefferson's past a little. Maybe you
can discover something about his dealings with these aliens! That's all
you've got to go on! Although...isn't Jefferson on other currency
besides the nickel? Wait! Yes, he is! He's on the $2 bill...which are
rarer than rocking horse shit. But if you can up the ante on the blood
money, maybe, just maybe the alien message will play with all the
gaps filled in this time. There's no time to lose! You've got a puzzle
with lots of missing pieces, and the entire human race may depend on
seeing that puzzle put together!
