Post Yer Picture Here...

[imported_Hollycaust]

rofllllllllllllll hey hobbit! this isn't the two towers, get lost!

[Emu]

3501st post bitches >:

[The Retro Kat]

C'MON, LET'S POST SOME PICTURES GOD DAMMIT, WO HOOOO!

[kahljorn]

pictures of me with a new digital camera! The camera has problems with lighting, and focus, or maybe I just suck at using cameras. Possibly both.


http://www.geocities.com/intangible_chaos/gee.txt

Me in a red tint with a blurry chin beard.

http://www.geocities.com/intangible_chaos/eeee.txt

Me in a striking Malarian tone.

[Big McLargehuge]

I didn't know you were a girl >:

[sadie]

:lol

[sspadowsky]

Kalhjorn is the secret love child of David Bowie and Iggy Pop. :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

I'd fuck him ;)

[mesobe]

WATCH OUT, Big McLargehuge, THERE IS FIRE NEAR YOUR EYEBALL!!

[Jixby Phillips]

watcj out you got a hand on your face!! ;)

[Snatchtastic]

Luuk out Jixby Phillips threre are bullets flying towards your head. :eek

[davinxtk]

Careful Snatchtastic, this joke is getting old fast!

[Snatchtastic]

http://playkba.com/images/swish.jpg

[kahljorn]

I like how sadie laughed, YOU FUCKING LAUGHER.

I'm transgendered, and I was born male.. and am still like.. male in quite a few places.

it was funny though.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:(

[sadie]

aw. don't take it like that, kahl.

[kahljorn]

I was just kidding, Sadie, I know you were laughing at the people who were bound to take it offensively :)

[Anonymous]

:<

[kahljorn]

Are you sad cause I stole your "Effeminate Male" position?

[Anonymous]

You copied my whopper.

[Comrade Rocket]

I dyed my hair black, I really like it but im not used to it yet.

http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/workmanwork/sexpot.jpg

I'm not going to take a picture from the front because Noob made me paranoid about my nose now.

http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/workmanwork/NAILSANDHAIROMG.jpg

Giving Chojin a run for his money

[Anonymous]

No, you're not.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.secondchurch.org/Music/images/Mark.jpg

Are you running for your money now chojin?!?

[kahljorn]

all of you copied me :( I've been doing this since before elementary school! So copy that whopper, biznitch.

[Anonymous]

I have a picture of you from a year or two ago from when we were webcamming, looking pretty hetero.

I can't punctuate or grammerize when I'm tired :<

[kahljorn]

Me? I'm not sure if i ever webcammed with you.. but i prolly did... yea.. i think i remember now... and i had one of my annoying guitars with like one or two strings.

And yea, I went through stages where I purged everything and tried to act manly. Like shaved all my hair off, threw all my makeup away :O
Besides, there's people here who knew since the first time I posted here!

This conversation is too serious for me.

[Anonymous]

I'd post a picture of me in makeup and everything but that only happens in the mornings and I'm usually on the way to school then :<

And I tend to dress/make-up in a 'cute' fashion, rather than a 'woman' way. :<

Male faces and bone structure make pretty much any guy trying to look female just ugly. It's better to work with your male features than try to 'hide' them :< :< ;<

[Perndog]

So you're French, then?

[kahljorn]

Cool, I suck at doing makeup, I don't have a very steady hand, and the person I live with just jacked all my girl clothes cause they dont want to live with a gay person.

Also I'm on hormone therapy, so I have breasts growing. I'm special.

[Anonymous]

Are you going to get reconstructive plastic surgery on your face as well? Or end up getting one of those self-adhesive vaginas slapped on?

[kahljorn]

LOL, yes I'm getting facial feminzation surgery probably within the year(all a matter of money at the moment, might take out a loan), and SRS(Sexual reassignment surgery) after that.

The idea of a fake vagina is kind of unappealing, unless used to hide unsightly bulges.

[Anonymous]

I was kidding about the self-adhesive thing. If they existed, I'm sure people would be slapping them onto stop signs and stuff.

I dunno, it's just my opinion that a well-maintained guy can look better than a woman with just as much work. Women also tend to look worse as they add makeup.

[ItalianStereotype]

you guys are so far ahead of me...

[Jixby Phillips]

TARA REID :lol

[kahljorn]

I'm pretty fucking sure they make latex vaginas. In fact i have seen them around before. They make them with real hair and everything, and holes so you can pee with them on. They also make breast forms, but I'm sure you know that..

[Anonymous]

Can we hang out and tug on each others' privates when you're all done?

[kahljorn]

I won't have anything to tug on once I'm done

[Anonymous]

Yes or no

[kahljorn]

for 50 dollars we can do whatever you want, hunni.

[glowbelly]

i've known kahl's secret for years. i'm happy for him. he deserves to be happy. i'm also sorry if i ever pissed you off, kahl. i was going through some bad shit myself and my head wasn't on entirely straight.

awwwww.

[Supafly345]

I find this very interesting, and I don't know why.

[Supafly345]

I should post a pic.

[davinxtk]

http://24.60.240.39/mrh/030504.jpg
http://24.60.240.39/mrh/0309/pic1078.jpghttp://24.60.240.39/mrh/0309/pic1091.jpg
http://24.60.240.39/mrh/0309/pic1092.jpghttp://24.60.240.39/mrh/0309/pic1093.jpg

[Terra]

I think kahljohn is drop dead gorgeous and I really love davinxtk's dark brooding good looks. It matches perfectly with the intelligence of his posts and dry sense of humor.

Trigger is adorable and just what I imagined he would be. :) I'm tossing this one up since I can't remember which thread you posted on with your picture (or if it was this one - too lazy to go back and check). It was earlier this morning and my memory isn't what it used to be after the high octane beverage I just had.

[glowbelly]

i have the best picture of davin ever and it's MINE ALL MINE >:

kahl has noice legs.

trigger, your nose is just fine. kinda like you. ;)

terra. i like you. strange, but true.

ooooooh, it's girls hit on boys day. and make friends with girls day, if you're a girl.

[Sethomas]

If only I had a pic to post to ruin the streak :(

[sadie]

i remember kahl--who does have great legs and a sexy tummy, too. heh--asking me how to be girly. i was all like, you're asking the wrong girl 'bout that. i'm just ME. :P

[davinxtk]

Just got out of the shower. Couldn't find the digital cam, used the shitty webcam again.


http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1110.jpghttp://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1137.jpg
http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1146.jpghttp://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1155.jpg
http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1156.jpg

[Matt Harty]

LOL <3

[glowbelly]

next time aim the camera a little lower please. thank you.

[Matt Harty]

http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1137.jpg

http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1137.jpg

http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1137.jpg

[Mockery]

Now I see why a lot of places block access to I-Mockery.

[kahljorn]

Thanks Glowy, it's nice that you're being nice to me again.

[davinxtk]

I love you Rog.

[Jeanette X]

http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1137.jpg
:love :orgasm

[Jeanette X]

http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/workmanwork/sexpot.jpg
And Trigger is purty too. :)

[Perndog]

Out of all the ugly mugs on this site I don't think Jeanette has missed an opportunity to offer lavish praise to a single one.

[Schimid]

:(

[Matt Harty]

HI SCHIMID! :D

http://mattharty.com/stuff/orange.jpg

Guess what's in my hand for a dollar. :(

[The Retro Kat]

http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic1137.jpg
Guess what's in his hand. :lol

[Gurlugon]

HI SCHIMID! :D

pic ownage

Guess what's in my hand for a dollar. :(

An orange.

[Terra]

Mmmm....well after gazing upon those post shower pictures I can honestly say that I'm a happy woman......

[The Retro Kat]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/plaid2.jpg

Oh c'mon, Plaid Bellbottoms. LOO

[Comrade Rocket]

Guess what's in my hand for a dollar. :(

Its a Mini Muffin

I win

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: YOU HAVE A DONUT >:
Mattchew Harty: Ssshhh it's an orange :(
Mattchew Harty: u were rly close!1
Switch Dingo: oh a mini orange =(

[rainbowbrite]

He wishes it was that big. :lol

[rainbowbrite]

sorry about that kahljorn. i really have nothing against you. i just had to take it :blowme

[sadie]

you people and your overemphasis on externalities. :rolleyes

[Emu]

I want this thread to go to the next page so when I look at it doesn't open to a picture of a NAKED MAN >:

[Big McLargehuge]

ARE YOU AFRAID THAT YOU WILL TURN GAY :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't worry about it; That picture repulses me too ;<

He looks like he's assembled from 15-20 hairy flesh-spheres.

[Emu]

ARE YOU AFRAID THAT YOU WILL TURN GAY :rolleyes

YES >: >: >:

[Supafly345]

I wouldn't worry about it; That picture repulses me too ;<

He looks like he's assembled from 15-20 hairy flesh-spheres.Hideous love handles.

[Big McLargehuge]

If you think that is gross, you should see me naked :x

[Supafly345]

Let's see it then.

[DamnthatDavid]

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/LoneCamera.jpg

[kahljorn]

I'm no he!

And actually I have a good sized penis, kind of ironic really. The bane of my existance is something everyone else wishes they were born with.

[Anonymous]

THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TERRARIUM

[Comrade Rocket]

I BET OAO's IS BIGGER

[Jeanette X]

Out of all the ugly mugs on this site I don't think Jeanette has missed an opportunity to offer lavish praise to a single one.

And I suppose YOU'RE a good judge of male attractiveness. >:

[Perndog]

I never met a good judge who offered the same verdict to everyone.

[Terra]

...unless everybody was equally gorgeous, hawt and awesome. In which case, she is an execellent judge of manmeat.

Enoughenoughenough!

More pictures!!

[Perndog]

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/oldpern.jpg

Scrounged this one up from some old shitty website:

High school pic three and a half years ago, before the days of the long hair.

[Emu]

http://www.angelfire.com/blog/ike/me-guyorgirl.jpg

Me with my stupid hippie braids. >: Yes, I'm a guy.

[The One and Only...]

I BET OAO's IS BIGGER

Wrong, Trigger. You KNOW mine is bigger.

It's a priori.

[Emu]

:lol

[Schimid]

Emu, I honestly had no idea that you were Daria.

[Emu]

neither did i :(

[The Retro Kat]

I figured you to be the type to have a nutpad, perndog.

[Perndog]

That was just the beginning. I had a six-inch beard by the time I shaved it the summer before senior year.

[kahljorn]

hahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahaha, you look nothing like I thought you would. That's funny.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I BET OAO's IS BIGGER

Wrong, Trigger. You KNOW mine is bigger.

It's a priori.

I liked you better when you were a chunky teenager who thought his political views mattered.

[Anonymous]

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/oldpern.jpg

Scrounged this one up from some old shitty website:

High school pic three and a half years ago, before the days of the long hair.

I didn't know you were on Malcolm in the Middle.

[Schimid]

And Saved By The Bell.

[Sam]

And that one episode of Law and Order: SVU which had the guy from Saved By the Bell, and someone found him naked in an alleyway and he was the victim of multiple sodomies. But they found out he was like a gay porn star. :eek

[Esuohlim]

He looks like the Dawson's Creek guy.

[The One and Only...]

I liked you better when you were a chunky teenager who thought his political views mattered.

Lo siento. ¿Quieres una galleta?

[HickMan]

So...how's your penis been?

[da blob]

Holy shit, this OAO's penis thing is the best long term humour material of the century. I find myself tracking the next joke in threads about which I don't give a shit, and I have nightmares of OAO's penis' jokes I MIGHT have missed.
OAO, for this let me thank you.

[Sajuuk]

A mi si me gustaria la galleta. Me la das?

[The Retro Kat]

That was just the beginning. I had a six-inch beard by the time I shaved it the summer before senior year.

Haha, that's quite a testicle tickler, but if Jeff Coffin can pull it off...

[kahljorn]

When can we start posting pictures of our penis and breasts?

[Jeanette X]

I never met a good judge who offered the same verdict to everyone.

Please note that I have not given praise to every single male on here. I have merely decided to be tactful and remain silent in the cases of the unattractive males instead of belittling the poor schlubs.

[Sajuuk]

Me resting at Balcora.
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/23.jpg
I'm the sexyest!

[Comrade Rocket]

I take it you like Homeworld

[Rev. Danno]

http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/5460571_l.jpg
me and Baby Jasper, look at those lips of mine!

[Spooky]

http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v21/throatpunch/6.jpg

and here's me with the old ball-and-chain

http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v21/throatpunch/2.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

Sid and Nancy :eek

[davinxtk]

Hideous love handles.

Love handles? I call them hipbones, lover-boy.

Oh, and I actually did have something in my hand.
It was hard, too.






My wireless mouse.
(what? how the hell else am i supposed to operate a webcam from fifteen feet away?)

[SupaFlea543]

That was so funny because I thought you were talking about your penis but then you changed it to something that is still hard but isn't your penis.

[davinxtk]

And you're completely hilarious because you're dry and unfunny, and you try to be like everyone else around here!
Applause!

[The Retro Kat]

My photo project deals with emotion, so here is me with emotion and a lovely blue tint from my window, excuse the shitty photobucket.com quality. And i got a black eye. :(

And there is a song by Keller Williams called "Lovehandles" its really good.


http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/scared.jpg

[Big Papa Goat]

And you're completely hilarious because you're dry and unfunny, and you try to be like everyone else around here!
Applause!

:imock

[Drew Katsikas]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/plaid2.jpg

Oh c'mon, Plaid Bellbottoms. LOO

Did anyone else think of the Dell kid?

[The Retro Kat]

More art.


http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/shut.jpg

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/stern.jpg

[Emu]

you look so tormented :(

[The Retro Kat]

Ha, kinda am.

[SupaFlea543]

You are totally hard-core. Seriously. I'd hate to meet someone as tough as you while you're cutting your wrists.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v21/throatpunch/2.jpg

Is that the one who knocked you up >:

[Zhukov]

Those are some very big jeans you have there, Retro Kat.
Please note that I have not given praise to every single male on here. I have merely decided to be tactful and remain silent in the cases of the unattractive males instead of belittling the poor schlubs.
Ha. Those poor bastards. :tear

[mesobe]

More art.


http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/shut.jpg

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/stern.jpg

you are sad because your pants are too big :(

[Spooky]

Is that the one who knocked you up >:

boys cant get pregnant >:

[Vibecrewangel]

Playing with makeup

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/168622/PeachesandCream.jpg

[AChimp]

:love

[mesobe]

show us your boobs!

[kahljorn]

I like your hair, vibe. And yea, show us your boobs.

[da blob]

I am mucho disappointed cause when I posted my pic there was no comment whatsoever or nobody asking me to show my boobs - thus robbing me of the pleasure of saying them "suck your own dick, dude".

[Terra]

Post your pic, blob and yes, show us your bewbies.... :)

I wasn't asked to show my rack either but somehow, I'm not disappointed in that fact.

Vibe is hawt! Long live Vibe!!

[da blob]

"suck your own dick, dude"



Feels great - thanx Terra.

[SMN]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/Picture_001.jpghttp://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/doilookcute.jpg
I'm the true embodiment of "T3H S3CKS.

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/Picture_006.jpg
Now...
http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/Picture_010.jpg
Kiss my jewels, Byatch!

[Rongi]

Fatass.

[The Retro Kat]

You are totally hard-core. Seriously. I'd hate to meet someone as tough as you while you're cutting your wrists.

LIEK, IF IM HARD-CORE, DAT MST MAEK U A HARDCORE BONETHUG TO THE MAX, LO0O!!! LIEK, I TOTALLY HATE MY LIEF AND LIEK, CUT MY RISTS EVRY 2 SECONDS, LOO


Naw, my jeans aren't that big, thats just the depth of focus.

[Anonymous]

More glamour shots of Schimid!

http://www.popnko.com/imock/Schimid1.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/Schimid2.jpg

[Schimid]

My forehead is fucking huge

[Emu]

i have glasses :(

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: I have glasses
SmarterChild: Do you really have glasses?
Switch Dingo: I have glasses
SmarterChild: Do you like having glasses?
Switch Dingo: I have glasses
SmarterChild: You have glasses, huh?
Switch Dingo: I have glasses
SmarterChild: Amazing!
Switch Dingo: I have glasses
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had glasses.
Switch Dingo: I have glasses
SmarterChild: No way.
Switch Dingo: I have glasses
SmarterChild: What's it like to have glasses?

[Emu]

:)

[Schimid]

A prize to whoever can guess what's on my shirt. >:

[glowbelly]

"dyke"

[soundtest]

"BAPE"? :)

[da blob]

" U Y A "

[agroskaterik]

VIP :picklehat

[maggiekarp]

A bunch of lines!

[Anonymous]

http://www.cdaccess.com/gifs/shared/front/large/larry6.jpg

[Terra]

It looks as though it's the VIPER logo that's on Schimid's shirt.

And Blob? Always happy to help! :)

[Matt Harty]

LIP

[Vibecrewangel]

Makin' Faces

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/168622/silly.jpg


Being Cute

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/168622/cute.jpg

[Anonymous]

Is this the only thread you post in?

[Vibecrewangel]

Me? No...usually on the philo board.

[glowbelly]

I'M LOOKING AT YOU

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/hi.jpg

I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/hey.jpg

NOW I'M LOOKING AT YOU AND I'M SMILING :)

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/hola.jpg

[Vibecrewangel]

Love the dark hair Glow!!!!!

[glowbelly]

thanks! i gotta get a retouch.

[Anonymous]

SCHIMID ON SALE

http://www.popnko.com/imock/schimid3.jpg

[Schimid]

http://classyladymills.homestead.com/files/spongebob.lg.jpg

[Mr. Vagiclean]

AH you shirt says LIAR :)

it also looks like it could use a wash :(

[Anonymous]

no

[Schimid]

No one's ever going to get it.

This site loses.

[AChimp]

I bet it says LARS.

:love LARS

[FartinMowler]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/hola.jpg

I edited it :/

I went through Detroit on the way to Disney World. I saw a big billboard with a guy that had a screw in his stomach and then I saw another billboard right after with a hotdog that looked like someone took a dump on it :/ I guess I went through the bad part of town?

[glowbelly]

hey. i'm allowed to have a little breakout. i coulda lathered on the makeup, but that's not my style.

and i have no idea what part of detroit you went through. i live in cleveland.

[FartinMowler]

I went through Ohio, but I didn't see you :/ lots of dead animals on the highway though.

[Terra]

I love the pics of glowbelly! Another hawt chickadee. :)

[The One and Only...]

Holy shit, this OAO's penis thing is the best long term humour material of the century. I find myself tracking the next joke in threads about which I don't give a shit, and I have nightmares of OAO's penis' jokes I MIGHT have missed.
OAO, for this let me thank you.

Joke? A joke, you say?

I must have missed the point at which my penis size became a joke.

[Ninjavenom]

Howcome no one's talked about Trigger's girlfriend yet? :o

[Black Flag]

cause no one should care about triggers girlfriend

[HickMan]

I went through Ohio, but I didn't see you :/ lots of dead animals on the highway though.

Come to my part of ohio you'll see a lot of dead black people too. :/

[Emu]

When we were driving through Missouri there were big blood splotches every few yards from people hitting deer :/

[Anonymous]

hey glowbelly don't you get the fuckin How To Be A Chick Newsletter?@! Grow a DICK before you post yourself with a zit.
I'm sorry boys I apologize for her insubordinate behavior!
Jesus women look so unnatural when they aren't airbrushed. Am I right guys!
(And next time arch that back baby;))

[The Retro Kat]

Is trigger the guy from the OC going out with Summer or whatever?

[glowbelly]

hey glowbelly don't you get the fuckin How To Be A Chick Newsletter?@! Grow a DICK before you post yourself with a zit.
I'm sorry boys I apologize for her insubordinate behavior!
Jesus women look so unnatural when they aren't airbrushed. Am I right guys!
(And next time arch that back baby;))

sorry :( it was period week. :( i should have waited until the 4th day after the first week of ovulation before the new moon to capture a picture of myself in optimum skin condition.

i'll do better next time. promise.

[kahljorn]

WOw, I should learn how to be a woman from doopa.

[Jixby Phillips]

hahahah fartin mowler is a real crack up :lol

I fucking love glowbelly's face and shes the whole reason i made the jixby challenge for real

[Anonymous]

WOw, I should learn how to be a woman from doopa.

Actually I am the national spokeswoman on femininity

[Comrade Rocket]

I have a girlfriend, when did I get a girlfriend...

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW >:

[FartinMowler]

Actually I am the national spokeswoman on femininity

Angry bisexual bizzaro artist is more like it.

My wife doesn't wear make up, just lipstick :/ and she has periods too :/ exclamation point.

[glowbelly]

:lol rog! YOU ARE MARRIED TO A BIZARRO BISEXUAL :lol

[Mockery]

:lol rog! YOU ARE MARRIED TO A BIZARRO BISEXUAL :lol
SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock

[soundtest]

:lol

BISEXUAL BIZARRO ARTIST would make a great title

[Rongi]

Is your new avatar from Kill Bill?

[Drev]

Yep. It is. :)

[The Retro Kat]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/walk_away.jpg

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/smile.jpg

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/smile2.jpg
Hey Guys.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

who punched you man? :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Actually I am the national spokeswoman on femininity

Angry bisexual bizzaro artist is more like it.

My wife doesn't wear make up, just lipstick :/ and she has periods too :/ exclamation point.

periods of utter stupidity, apparently. :/

[davinxtk]

I wonder if the board lost that picture I posted, or if it was deleted.



http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/smile.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

who punched you man? :(

A friend of mine cause I was making fun of his earring.

Scru and agro stopped it from getting worse.

[Helm]

I don't even remember when I last posted a picture of myself in this thread. And my webcam apparently didn't survive the switch to xp. Now I try to install it and it just doesn't respond at all. Oh well. Here's the last thing I took on my old computer. Dunno if I've posted it before.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/Image100.jpg

My clothing style is best described as minimal.

[rainbowbrite]

The long hair looks good.

[Helm]

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/Image000.jpg

Let's hear it for the gay mustache and beard. And thanks to Chojin for fixing my camera from half the world away. His invisible hand surely is more potent than OAO's. But his penis is still smaller.

I also noticed that may hair's real long. Will I beat blob?

[sadie]

omg.

[Helm]

ps I soon will not need toilet paper.

[ProfessorCool]

who punched you man? :(

A friend of mine cause I was making fun of his earring.

Scru and agro stopped it from getting worse.

Did he put it on the wrong ear?

[Malevolent]

I suppose I can release some archive photos that have never been seen before.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Meaty.JPG
Here I am enjoying some delicious ribs at Disney's Polynesian Resort.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Pensive.JPG
And here I am later, pondering why I chose to spend my vacation at Disney World. :/

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Amigos.JPG
Finally, here I am at my company Christmas party with my buddy Denny.

[da blob]

I also noticed that may hair's real long. Will I beat blob?


Dream not, you neanderthal looking thingy. You will not. For I have the fastest growing hair on earth, and I have pictures to prove that I do not need any toilet paper, neither.
But rest assured you have more facial and body hair than I do.
And a bigger penis, although most probably nothing comparable to OAO's.



(now will you please forgive my leaving for a while as I print your pics and go masturbate in my cave with a carved mammoth bone)

[davinxtk]

Wow, helm, seeing your hair makes me miss mine.

And to think I'm going to chop the rest of it off soon.

[Supafly345]

http://supafly345.verydirtylaundry.com/images/adam/adamgirls.jpg
Out at the bay, after the Senior Ball. I cannot even remember what it was like having hair that short. Oh, and yes, despite my best efforts, I do always have a large group of girls surrounding me at all times.

And the quality is poor only because I want you to suffer.

[Mockery]

I suppose I can release some archive photos that have never been seen before.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Meaty.JPG
Here I am enjoying some delicious ribs at Disney's Polynesian Resort.
Almost looks like you're wearing lipstick there because of the grease. Not that this would shock any of us. Care for a refill on that pink chardonnay, sir? ;)

[Malevolent]

It was Zinfandel, jackass.

[glowbelly]

:lol we used to make fun of the people who would come in and order white zin at the restaurant i worked at. :posh

[glowbelly]

ps: in the spirit of st. patty's day i will share with you last years festivities...

http://glowbelly.homestead.com/files/Karen_bra.jpg

[davinxtk]

I was wondering if I'd have to post that one on you.


I'll see if I can get drunk pictures of myself and Jay for you tonight, K.

[ScruU2wice]

I remember that helm gif with him being all calm and than attacking the camera. that was pretty badass...

Retro got that black eye on my birthday, but it really wasn't that bad till a few day after :(

somebody better photoshop that picture of glowbelly before this becomes the "post yer boobs here" thread :rolleyes

[glowbelly]

maybe you could DRAW something to cover me up.

and i'm lookin forward to a photo montage from davin and the recently showered one.

:)

[Dixie]

i just realized helm's HOT!

[Anonymous]

Dear Board,
Happy st. patty's day.
We wore green and I drank 2 beers.
Much love,
Bizarro

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/photos/pattyday.jpg :party http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/photos/pattyday2.jpg

[pjalne]

Is that a Green Lantern shirt?

[Terra]

i just realized helm's HOT!

Yeah. Agreed.

As in Greek fucking God hawt. Hey Carnivore. Maybe you can use a Helm shot as your screen saver and this would keep your bf in line. :)

Okay. Less pseudo intelligent posts and more naked pictures please.

[Dixie]

terra darlin, i'm printing out helm's picture and putting it on my wall to scare my bf! lol, when i get some pictures taken i'll eventually post mine. right now all my pictures were when i was 40 lbs heavier. i'm skinnnnny now :-D

[glowbelly]

re's eyeshadow is pretty

[Drev]

GRAH! >:

[Bennett]

eeeaahh!

[Supafly345]

I am assuming you only said that because your face was printed directly below it.
Wow, did they print you there because you are the #1 fan of pjalne's site or something? You must have some boss connections.

[Drev]

No. I thought it was just neat.

[da blob]

Naked pictures, yes.


http://www.carlinoscope.com/avatars/blob1.jpg



Hope this won't get me banned for pornography.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

BANNED










for sexiness :(

[The One and Only...]

What is it with the really long fucking hair?

[Bennett]

what's with criticizing others and not posting a picture of yourself, you worthless, fat, pile of shit?

[Anonymous]

re's eyeshadow is pretty

thanks, I was being festive (and dragqueeny)

And I am so happy the "Kerin go..." pic got posted because I was going to request it anyway

[Terra]

Blob is no "blob" anymore. That is absofuckinlutley AWESOME! :)

[Rongi]

Blob, if the michelen man (darrin) can post a half nudie with no penis and not get banned, you can post a nudie with no breats.

[AChimp]

UH OH. THE EZBOARD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHUT US DOWN. :(

[glowbelly]

re, you and i will have a makeup party one day, OH YES WE WILL.

[The One and Only...]

what's with criticizing others and not posting a picture of yourself, you worthless, fat, pile of shit?

I'm only 184 lbs. now.

And there is a good chance that I will have access to a digital camera soon enough.

[AChimp]

Only? :lol

That's like saying an elephant is only the size of a bus.

[da blob]

What is it with the really long fucking hair?


What is it with the oversized genitals ?

[Helm]

Goddamn I lose the long hair battle!

I am shamed.

[Terra]

Only? :lol

That's like saying an elephant is only the size of a bus.

And this place can always be renamed "General Blubber." :)

[pjalne]

I am assuming you only said that because your face was printed directly below it.
Wow, did they print you there because you are the #1 fan of pjalne's site or something? You must have some boss connections.

What? What now?

[Supafly345]

That is what I assumed when Drev had announced that his new issue of EGM had your site featured in it, here in the "post your pic" thread.

[pjalne]

Wait, that was THIS month? I better get a copy.

[The One and Only...]

Only? :lol

That's like saying an elephant is only the size of a bus.

Yeah, OK. I'll admit I need to be thinner, but I'm really not that large.

[Drew Katsikas]

Only? :lol

That's like saying an elephant is only the size of a bus.

And this place can always be renamed "General Blubber." :)

LOL, you suck! :)

[Emu]

Only? :lol

That's like saying an elephant is only the size of a bus.

And this place can always be renamed "General Blubber." :)

NO, BECAUSE THEN THE GENERAL BLABBER CHARACTER WILL BE RUINED :eek >:

[ScruU2wice]

funny face :/

http://goonse.cx/uploads/1/im001342.jpg


I have very bad teeth and I hate my life :( ...

[Rongi]

That's not you :(

[Esuohlim]

COOL SHIRT, SCRU :rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

all my shirts are like that, they all have brand names on them. I was thinking of making a gif with me wearing my whole wardrobe of consumer whore shirts :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SHIRTS LIKE THAT BEFORE :eek

[soundtest]

pics from our show last week
http://www.geocities.com/guail0/cinema9.txt
http://www.geocities.com/guail0/cinema5.txt
http://www.geocities.com/guail0/cinema2.txt

[Rongi]

Are you the one with the bloody shirt?

You look different from the last picture you posted

[soundtest]

i'm the one on the far right in the first and the one in the second.

[ScruU2wice]

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SHIRTS LIKE THAT BEFORE :eek

maybe thats why my parents always try to stab me :rolleyes

[FartinMowler]

Soundtest's band is cool.... :( I wish I was in a cool band (not really because I know they probably argue throw tantrums and have sex with sleazy young girls) I wish I was in a band :(

[Big Papa Goat]

http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v85/BigPapaGoat/party18.bmp


http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v85/BigPapaGoat/party6.bmp

Pictures from me getting drunk last friday =D
I'm the one with the collar covering my face in the second picture.
And the one on the right in the first picture.

[Emu]

You remind me of Sean Lennon :/

[The Retro Kat]

Goat, I didn't know you were a 37 year old woman.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Now i know a little bit more about the guy without an avatar.

[Command Prompt]

Lets kill him. Slowly.

[liquidstatik]

Scru has real bad teeth. :/

[Jixby Phillips]

Scru is your mother Edith Masey and is your father uhh i don't know somebody else famous that looks like you i guess, somebody else figure out the rest of this joke for me i'm tired

[Rev. Danno]

Me as a Zombie (Night of the living dead type, not one of these new zombies)
http://thumbs.deviantart.com/300W-96A096/images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/10/7/d/Zombie.jpg
And one of my graveyard photos... Because I'm a Zombie...
http://thumbs.deviantart.com/300W-96A096/images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/10/3/2/They__re_coming_to___.jpg
They're coming to get you Barbra...