Post Yer Picture Here...

[LordSappington]

Those would be some gross pickles :(

[Grislygus]

Taste like fish

[LordSappington]

And hair gel

[The Leader]

And shame.

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck this bullshit.

[Grislygus]

lesbians are awesome, why is shame involved

[kahljorn]

cause they're ashamed of eating pickles

[Grislygus]

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Nick]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/Psycho8/Myself/002x.jpg

I'm single, ladies.






.... :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I went home after work on tuesday to MSPAINT a jar of >: :picklehat:picklehat:picklehatbut then I raised my kid instead.

[Esuohlim]

YOUR NEW CHILD IS HARD ON US ALL :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

dratsab

[TheBigCasino]

old photo from work
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/FastGTA/saleen3.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Nice wheels. Must be fun.

[TheBigCasino]

I wish it were mine, I can't even afford the tires on that car.

[Big McLargehuge]

You aren't welcome here.

[TheBigCasino]

Why might that be?

[executioneer]

this forum is only for hundred thousandaires

[LordSappington]

You don't meet the minimum sass requirements.
Bitch.

[Big McLargehuge]

this forum is only for hundred thousandaires
hundred billion thousandaires

[TheBigCasino]

I got 7 bucks, half a pack of smokes and Army of Darkness on VHS, gimme a few, I'll make it work.

[The Leader]

Close enough.

[Pentegarn]

Who knows? We may be close to an era where VHS tapes are considered priceless antiques. You could truck that tape on down to the Antiques Roadshow and they could conservatively estimate that tapes value at 300,000 dollars

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/5182BJ981ZL_SL500_AA300_.jpg
Antique Army of Darkness VHS Tape...

300,000 dollars

[MarioRPG]

I'll be waiting for the payday from my Dungeons and Dragons vhs then

[Babs]

If that's so, I'd just sell off my entire horror VHS collection.

[Kitsa]

Speaking of which, and since no one is actually posting a picture anymore, I found four Masters of the Universe storybooks and one Ewok book.

[Fathom Zero]

I got a bunch of photos developed, imma put the ones of me here and the ones that are artsy elsewhere.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/761/17582510150146668017082.jpg

I live behind that door.

[Supafly345]

Can't have a kiss from a pretty girl and a cool uncle.

[All Hail Duke]

I found four Masters of the Universe storybooks

:rock

[Zomboid]

Got King Ghidorah today. His rightmost head is like half an inch away from Godzilla. Left his other wing off because we're going to add in Mothra and work the wing behind him. Probably going to do all the background in that session, too. Might have Rodan flying above them. The shitty phone pic doesn't do it justice. I'll try to get a better one later.
http://i55.tinypic.com/2j2fh9d.jpg

[Babs]

fucking amazing

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's a bombass tattoo L. I'm super envious of it.

[Babs]

Should definitely try to capture Godzilla and Ghidorah in the same shot, if possible.

[Dimnos]

Pretty fucking bad ass even on the phone pic.

[Zhukov]

I hate tattoos and I think that is pretty cool..

[Zomboid]

Thanks, BRAWS! I'll get someone to take a picture for me later. I should be finishing this one up in May, and then we'll maybe add in something on the knee later. We've also talked about doing a Man With No Name. Possibly on the ribs, 'cause the left limbs are supposed to be all movie icons, and I kinda wanna do more monsters (The Thing, Alien, etc) above the knee.

My leg was puffed out like fucking crazy after Godzilla, and this one seems to be doing better, so I'm reeeeally happy about that.

PS- Love that avatar, Dimnos.

[Babs]

Now you have to get Belial from Basket Case tattooed on your side.

[captain516]

Any chance of you getting Jet Jaguar?

[kahljorn]

you should get jet jaguar on your jugular

[Tadao]

or on your junk

[kahljorn]

or on your junkular

[sspadowsky]

With artwork that sweet, you have to spill to us where you got it and who did it. Them's the rules, son.

[LordSappington]

Jesus, Zomboid; that's a badass tattoo!
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/199118_10150166665125359_501885358_8684304_8329725 _n.jpg
I went and got my eyebrow pierced today. Crappy pic; my sister's camera is one of those annoying types that flash a whole lot and make you blink.

[Babs]

Sister's camera... eye brow piercing. Badass.

[Fathom Zero]

Coz I get delirious. DELIRIOUS. DELIRIOUS

[WhiteRat]

Sister's camera... eye brow piercing. Badass.

Not shown was his sister's panties balled up in his fist.

[LordSappington]

Wrong; I was wearing them.
I'm still wearing them. :orgasm

[Kitsa]

I wish I got to keep a copy of the passport photo I had taken today, because it made me look way more awesome than I actually do.

[Grislygus]

Well, you do get a copy

on your passport

[Kitsa]

True, I guess you'll have to wait like 5 months or however long it's taking now.

[Tadao]

I just got my new passport in. Going to Cancun for the honeymoon. Guess I'll have to scan it.

[Zhukov]

Last time I did mine I was given about ten copies of my passport photo. I would be interested to know what type of photo joint only gives you one tiny photo, and also what they charge you for your single, solitary photo.

Uh, unless the passport people take your photo for you.


My passport photo makes me look like an East European terrorist.

[Kitsa]

I had mine taken at the nearest "Passport Application Acceptance Bureau", which was a small room in the back of a post office. They took 2 photos and kept both to mail off for processing. They charged $15, and then I think I paid a bunch of $25 and $40 fees on top of that for "processing" and so on.

[Tadao]

They sent me the extra back with my passport. I think the hold it for in case they screw up.

[MarioRPG]

Living passport photo I got, I wore a white shirt. They have a white background. The photo store guy made me wear a spare "loaner" sweater. It was XXL, black, and covered in cat hair. I look lumpy and homeless.

[Chojin]

For my passport, they didn't give any directions on the picture and their camera was broken. I took a picture of myself in front of a white door. Apparently, the background wasn't white enough, no shadows are allowed, and the paper was wrong (none of that was stipulated on the app, but whatever).

Soooo I just bought some photo paper and corrected all that shit in photoshop. Apparently that was ok.

[MattJack]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4139/mattofam.jpg

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4410/matto.jpg

#1 Japanese photo booth (they dont fck around with these things) with my girl and her mother.

#2 Some real sht. Me in the AM in our Japanese apartment.

[Grislygus]

SELF PORTRAIT FOR PHOTOSHOP CLASS

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Livingstone_portraitFinal.jpg

BRUSH TOOLS ARE MY BITCHES

[Grislygus]

NO tablet, thank you very much. Years of MS Paint training have indeed made me a master of the touch pad

[MLE]

that's really impressive for touch pad.

[Grislygus]

'Course, it means that delicate smudge and blur work suffers, but fortunately that's just minor background shit in this one

[Esuohlim]

THIS IS WHAT I DO THESE DAYS INSTEAD OF STUDYING AND WRITING MY THESIS >: >: MOTH*RFUCK

09AHExJIrg8

[Supafly345]

you're still in school grisleygus? You going for your postdoc or something?

[Fathom Zero]

Do you feel lonely, Milhouse?

[Grislygus]

Nah, i just finally have the money and scholarships required to pay for a REAL college

... only to discover that only 18 credits transfer from three entire years at the community college I attended, so that's fucking fun...

[Esuohlim]

Do you feel lonely, Milhouse?

Not with seven of my best friends by my side :tear

[Zomboid]

With artwork that sweet, you have to spill to us where you got it and who did it. Them's the rules, son.

Sorry, I didn't see this until now. My buddy owns a shop on the south side of Edmonton, but he's closing up in May and going to work at one that's only like 8 blocks away from me. He's aaaaaalllways booked up, which is annoying for me, but great for him.

Can't wait to finish this up. After that, I dunno if I'll go back to single portraits and such for a bit or if I'll start another sleeve.

[Fartinmolar]

Jesus H does that mean all the years I made fun of Milhouse he was 8?


aBI1NowR7V4

[Tadao]

Ban

[Esuohlim]

You think you're such a tough guy, Fartin, pushing around little faggots like me and Rongi, who was seven btw :rolleyes

Any of your daughters 18 yet? :eyebrows

[MLE]

Uh guys, doesn't this count as a ban circumvention? Again? He's been banned twice now. On two other accounts.

Just say'n.

[Tadao]

Ban
:squigly

[Chojin]

Uh guys, doesn't this count as a ban circumvention? Again? He's been banned twice now. On two other accounts.

Just say'n.

are you kidding? fartin's pretty much the cause for that rule in the first place

i just never give enough of a shit to do anything about it :picklehat

[Womti]

Do you feel lonely, Milhouse?


yeah and also Milhouse, what the fuck is that thing in your avatar???

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of circumventing bans, Dr. Destiny is womti

[MLE]

hahahahahahahahahhah, i'll let someone else swing the ban hammer this time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought he was in street jail or something. We'll never know now.

I want a blue name :(

[Kitsa]

but womti was being POLITE to me

[Pentegarn]

Womti asked to be banned in the first place, and now he keeps coming back as other 'obvious it is him characters', what gives?

[Izlude]

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/410/paladinsean.jpg (http://img585.imageshack.us/i/paladinsean.jpg/)

[Fathom Zero]

wot

[Tadao]

Why would we care what you uploaded your picture with?

[Izlude]

deleted

[Tadao]

Next spam offense is a week ban, IDK if you read the rules yet, so I'm giving you a heads up.

[Izlude]

I "think" I fixed this issue. After reviewing the rules I understand that posting a websites name could be misconstrued as promoting it... Sooooo I hereby delete the name of the website in an attempt to not be banned. Thank you for the warning though.

[Fathom Zero]

:(

I always feel bad for new people.

[Tadao]

I'M JUST HELPING A BROTHER OUT

[The Leader]

By dashing his hopes and dreams. :<

[Shrubfest]

I cut most of my hair off. The world is cold without hair.

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/001.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

oh no

[Chojin]

I LICKED THE SCREEN

[The Leader]

It is always cold in Siberia.

[Esuohlim]

PALE GIRL, SHORT DARK HAIR :themilhousespecial

[Tadao]

What's with the dead fish look?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My girlfriend said she likes your cans Shrub.


Also I'm awesome.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0822.jpg

[executioneer]

whoa, with the red-eye it looks more like YOU'RE the hellion :lol

[Fathom Zero]

HE'S what's happening in Buffalo.

[Sam]

SHRUB SHOULD BE MY WIFE, SO I COULD DISAPPOINT HER LIKE A REAL MAN.

[executioneer]

omg 10kvg you guys have the same tie HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT

[Fathom Zero]

Crispin Glover uses a half-windsor! :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HE'S what's happening in Buffalo.

Awwww Yeaaaah

omg 10kvg you guys have the same tie HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT

cuz we're bros. I need to de-redeye that picture. cuz of the hellion.

[Zhukov]

Oh Shrub

[Tadao]

omg 10kvg you guys have the same tie HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT

I think they have a box of clip ons for picture day.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

10K don't wear clip ons.

[Shrubfest]

Oh Shrub


Yes?

[Zhukov]

You look very beautiful. Once again I am astounded by the visual delight of the women that post here.

[Supafly345]

As sexy as I find Emo Phillips, she should totally go for it and chop most of it off. Short hair is the best hair, and there are not enough girls with the ovaries to handle it. I think she could.

EDIT: why don't I ever have anything nice to say. I think something is wrong. =(

[Grislygus]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0822.jpg


WUT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT, BRAIN

SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY

[executioneer]

hahahaha

[LordSappington]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/skull3.jpg
I think it's really cool how you can see the piercing through my skull. And the details of my flesh.

[captain516]

You didn't even put your hand around his shoulder, what a wuss

[MarioRPG]

What's on your nose? A bandage?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I am a beefcake.

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k112/Austiman/Arecentpicofme.jpg

[LordSappington]

What's on your nose? A bandage?
They put a little paper strip over my eyes; I guess to protect them or something.

[Zhukov]

Hey Zelda'sbiggestfan, you don't look fat, no way. Actually you look quite attractive : ) post more pics!!! What are you up to these days!!!

[Fathom Zero]

oh zbf, you studmuffin

[replicant]

Wearing my mended tuque.
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6314/sam0607t.th.jpg (http://img846.imageshack.us/i/sam0607t.jpg/)

[kahljorn]

I DONT REMEMBER SHRUB LOOKING SO GOOD

[Supafly345]

Why does everyone have to be so white :(

[executioneer]

i thought that was part of the forum registration agreement

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What's a took?

I didn't know zeldasbiggestfan was 12.5.

[Kitsa]

toque?

I took a picture messing with the filters on my new(er) camera the other day and it's not horrible, but I also took it while lying on my side and I don't want to be all HEY HERE'S ME IN A BED GUYS.

[Shadowdancer21b]

http://www.facebook.com/Shadowdancer21b?sk=photos#!/photo.php?fbid=482741923496&set=t.1150307000&type=1


That's 19-year old me fresh from Basic Training and my dad.

[replicant]

Tuque is what I meant. LOL!

[replicant]

Why does everyone have to be so white :(

LOL! Yeah, can't help it. Pasty and pale - my Scottish roots. :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I still don't know what a tuque is. Like, that hat thing?

[kahljorn]

SHRUBFEST NOW THAT I REALIZE HOW ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE I THINK WE SHOULD START TALKING AGAIN EVEN THOUGH IM STILL NOT SURE IF YOURE A CHARACTER OR NOT

ALSO I LIKE HOW I CAN SEE YOUR BREASTS IN THAT PICTURE

[Shrubfest]

Ha! I hope I'm real, else someone went to a lot of work to fake me up.

But that would surprise no-one.
Also, everyone now wants to stroke my hair. Including my tutors. Is this normal?

And I thought a torque was to do with pivots and wrenches.

[replicant]

I still don't know what a tuque is. Like, that hat thing?

Yep, a hat. Uh huh. :)

[Esuohlim]

Didn't some of you older fucks ever watch any SCTV? That how I know what a toque is

[replicant]

Didn't some of you older fucks ever watch any SCTV? That how I know what a toque is

HAHA! Exactly, Eh! :D

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't remember every sketch from sctv. You fucking boners. >:

[kahljorn]

Also, everyone now wants to stroke my hair. Including my tutors.

I want to stroke your breasts.
I GUESS I WOULD HAVE TO STROKEBREAST A MILLION MILES TO DO THAT THOUGH

[replicant]

I don't remember every sketch from sctv. You fucking boners. >:

Bob and Dave McKenzie :P lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I remember more of the John Candy skits. I rented strange brew when I was younger but I didn't think it was all that great.

I DO have the Bob and Doug McKenzie talking action figures though.

RIP Other Canadian Dave Thomas. Now that you're gone they changed your fries to seasalt fries instead :(

[Otto]

I've been on a b-movie binge recently and decided to try my hand a VHS box cover for a film project me and my friends are working on.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/bloodranch.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

Bob and Dave Doug McKenzie :P lol

fixed

Got the back bacon fryin' up on the Coleman ... Let's pop a couple o' cold ones, eh?

EDIT: Sorry 10K, missed that. :(

[sspadowsky]

I demand that Shrubfest get an American visa for the purposes of coming here to make sexy time with me. Even though we have never spoken and I'm pretty sure I am probably way too old for her anyway.

[Kitsa]

I was totally going to add a picture from one of those "world's ugliest women" sites but decided not to at, like, the last minute.

[elx]

LOL! Yeah, can't help it. Pasty and pale - my Scottish roots. :)
hey, around here even our asians suffer from hyper-whitetivity. welcome to the club :picklehat



Go ahead and photoshop that onto some hairy-pitted creature, Pub.
pretty picture kitser, but it seems like pubbley fell into a hobbit hole and was devoured by gophers. I think gus mentioned something about replacing him, so, you'll probably have to wait* on him for that photoshop.


* I wouldn't hold your breath though, judging by the fact that half of his posts are related to not getting artwork to people, it may be a while.

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/me_amonamarth.png

The years are making me fat.

[Zhukov]

I saw your picture Kitsa, and I hope your self depreciation routine is only a joke. I'm sure your partner agrees with me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/me_amonamarth.png

The years beers are making me fat.

Me too :(

[Kitsa]

Self-deprecation is a way of life for me.

[Tadao]

The higher you climb, the further you fall. :amiright

[Kitsa]

damn straight, also the fatter I am the more people laugh when I fall.

[Tadao]

Well yeah, not because we don't like you, it's just that fat people falling is extremely funny.

[Kitsa]

disabled people falling is even funnier

[Kitsa]

and it happens more often

[Colonel Flagg]

disabled people falling is even funnier

As my dad used to say, as funny as a rubber crutch.

[Zomboid]

Is the word "toque" just not used outside of Canada? What the fuck did you think this was?

http://images.wikia.com/reboot/images/5/54/Qatf531r.jpg

[captain516]

A beanie

[Tadao]

a robot

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Skullcap or beanies. We usually call our hats canada round these parts.

[Zhukov]

A toque is a beanie that you do breakdancing in.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I do breakdancing on my chrome dome.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.angelfire.com/ny4/americanpride/


...memories

[Fathom Zero]

less than jake@aol.com

:lol

[replicant]

I found this lumbering on my front porch tonight. Even picked up a friend. http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4588/sam0754o.th.jpg (http://img685.imageshack.us/i/sam0754o.jpg/)

[Zhukov]

Pretty big.

[Supafly345]

I thought a toque had earflaps.

[kahljorn]

i thought a toque was what i do before i watch movies or play videogames or slack off and do nothing

OK NO M ORE PUNS I SWEAR

IM CUT OFF FROM PUNS

[LordSappington]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/INTERNETMODEL.jpg
HEY GUYS I'M TOTALLY AN INTERNET MODEL NOW
I'M GONNA BE INTERNET FAMOUS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Now I have reel big fish's she's famous now stuck in my head.

[captain516]

when were you in germany?

[LordSappington]

Never, or I would have shamelessly whored my pictures of it to you guys. I ordered a Creeper beanie from a girl on Etsy, and now my picture of me wearing it is on her page. NOW I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING A PRINCESS

[Kitsa]

GHD stands for Good Hair Morning?

[MLE]

maybe good hair day since there's a d?

[Kitsa]

That would be my thought, but I'm sure that the spambot actually did say that it stood for Good Hair Morning.

[kahljorn]

prolly cause google translator makes their posts

[Guitar Woman]

http://i51.tinypic.com/10gwfmx.jpg


I think I need to have my eye sockets surgically reconstructed. Those fuckers have never been symmetrical.

SPECIAL BONUS:
http://i51.tinypic.com/2hge7g8.png


:lol

[Esuohlim]

Fuck you GW you're not even shitty looking anymore. Fuck

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahahahaha.

[kahljorn]

he's grown up from a young spock and now he's blossoming into that kid from jumanji when he started to turn into an ape

[Guitar Woman]

Dude. D:

[HickMan]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216658_10150227899702674_614802673_9191540_3582801 _n.jpg
AMERICA!

[Guitar Woman]

That's priceless, more or less.

[WhiteRat]

he's grown up from a young spock and now he's blossoming into that kid from jumanji when he started to turn into an ape

:lol

[Zhukov]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216658_10150227899702674_614802673_9191540_3582801 _n.jpg
AMERICA!

That's awesome. She's so unimpressed that her arms are uncomfortably folded just to display a little bit extra spite.

How is the under slung grenade launcher? Easy? Fun? Useless? I've always wanted to know but never had a chance.

[Zhukov]

GW I would suggest a little bit of facial hair (if possible) to make you look older than 6.

Top buttons should only be done up if wearing a tie.

[Colonel Flagg]

Top buttons should only be done up if wearing a tie.

Or if your name is Adrian.

[Supafly345]

Better hurry, you only have 9 years until you start to get fat.

[WhiteRat]

Top buttons should only be done up if wearing a tie.

I think it's the hot new fashion trend for the kids these as i've been seeing more and more lately.

[Guitar Woman]

fashion isn't exactly a top priority for me

As for facial hair, I used to have some manly sideburns, but I shortened them to just below my ears so I'd look less like a Victorian-era rapist and more like David Tennant. Also they were highlighting my saggy nasty chin and made me look fat. I can't grow anything else.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hickman, I'm going to use that picture as my work desktop background from now on.

[Kitsa]

I would love to know what's going through the head of the girl to your left, hickman.

[LordSappington]

Guitar Woman sure gots a purty mouth....
Also, thinking about getting a mohawk.

[HickMan]

Zhukov, I'm a fan of the M203 (grenade launcher) myself. It's range is about 400 meters and can shoot tons of different 40mm rounds. I am always packing nine high explosive, one smoke, and two buckshot rounds. The buckshot rounds are possibly the most fun thing you can shoot out of a 40mm system.

We've got these new grenade launchers made by H&K and they're pretty cool..you can mount them under your rifle as well (although it makes the thing way too heavy) or you can shoot it stand alone. It's got a laser range finder so even a monkey can hit it's target.

Also, that little girl is a total c*nt. Long story short, I was out in the mountains and she said "Taliban!" and pointed to one of the close by mountains (where a lot of rockets come from), so I had my terp and another guy come out to where I was and talk to her and she kept her mouth shut...pretending like she didn't know what I was talking about.

She's a jerk.

[LordSappington]

So the buckshot rounds are like a really big shotgun shell? That's badass

[HickMan]

Yeah what is it, a normal 12 gauge buckshot round has 9 pellets in it? I'm not sure, something like that...Well this round has 20 pellets. I shot it at a target and it ripped it in half. I was impressed.

[captain516]

Ur an real american hero mr hickman
I would totally buy your action figure

[Pentegarn]

Maybe The Leader can make you a custom Hickman action fig

[HickMan]

Call of Duty Black Ops aint got sh*t on this fools :rolleyes

J/K to be fair, this place sucks. Most of my time is spent doing logistics. I get to travel a lot, but everywhere I go...is shitty. Let me tell you, the Russians really did this place in.

[The Leader]

Maybe The Leader can make you a custom Hickman action fig
If it's of Hickman it would be classified as a doll thank you very much.

[Zhukov]

Zhukov, I'm a fan of the M203 (grenade launcher) myself. It's range is about 400 meters and can shoot tons of different 40mm rounds. I am always packing nine high explosive, one smoke, and two buckshot rounds. The buckshot rounds are possibly the most fun thing you can shoot out of a 40mm system.

We've got these new grenade launchers made by H&K and they're pretty cool..you can mount them under your rifle as well (although it makes the thing way too heavy) or you can shoot it stand alone. It's got a laser range finder so even a monkey can hit it's target.

Cool. Ta. I just went and looked some of the M203 up on youtube, and it does look pretty good.


Also, that little girl is a total c*nt. Long story short, I was out in the mountains and she said "Taliban!" and pointed to one of the close by mountains (where a lot of rockets come from), so I had my terp and another guy come out to where I was and talk to her and she kept her mouth shut...pretending like she didn't know what I was talking about.

She's a jerk.

That's actually sort of funny, sorry.

[Pentegarn]

If it's of Hickman it would be classified as a doll thank you very much.

If you read Hickman's story in the real sex stories thread, you would agree with the term 'action figure'

[Colonel Flagg]

The legend that gave the "Hickman Challenge" its name.

[The Leader]

If you read Hickman's story in the real sex stories thread, you would agree with the term 'action figure'
Girls only play with dolls, though. ;/

[HickMan]

Can I be an action doll?

[Pentegarn]

That makes sense

[Aaarg]

i've turned into a dog
a sad sad dog
that loves charles chaplin
so much that i refer to him as charles
out of respect
sad sad respect
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/sad_pets.jpg

[Zhukov]

I think cat is showing respect but looks like it doesn't know why, or doesn't agree with it. Perhaps just trying to be polite.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/10QbL.png

unemployed.png

[Fathom Zero]

That's not a flattering angle, progeria child.

[Esuohlim]

My whole life is one unflattering angle after another, Dylan Snipples

But shit man you just made me google image search some hella scary-lookin' kids :( :harlequinfetus

[Fathom Zero]

Such tiny appendages offset by an alien head. :/ And harlequins just look like weird fish.

[Ex Leper]

Look up Tismfukis on youtube. He has it, he also has a penis sticking out of his stomach.
MiTicuhnrag

[kahljorn]

does he ever stop shaking his face so we can really look at his grotesqueness?

oh there we go. that's sad :(

[HickMan]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/250583_10150270903002674_614802673_9552300_743599_ n.jpg
THIS IS WHAT WINNING THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF LOCAL NATIONALS LOOKS LIKE

[Tadao]

Are those solar panels on your helmet?

[HickMan]

It's velcro to put strips of IR on :rolleyes

[Tadao]

You guys should be more earth friendly.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My friend Alex is a good picture guy.
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k112/Austiman/231029_146635338741980_128409490564565_289889_8240 394_n.jpg
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k112/Austiman/227018_146635308741983_128409490564565_289886_4901 196_n.jpg

This is my kitty Zelda :)
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k112/Austiman/227417_146635315408649_128409490564565_289887_4910 1_n.jpg

[MLE]

More like Ganon.

[captain516]

Are you married to your cat

[kahljorn]

i dont like the way your face looks while you're holding that cat

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I like my poodle hair.

[Fathom Zero]

You don't look like a piece of shit! High five.

[Chojin]

yeah actually, congrats on not being fat and greasy anymore

[zeldasbiggestfan]

If I was gay, I'd totally blow all of you right now.

[Tadao]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k112/Austiman/227018_146635308741983_128409490564565_289886_4901 196_n.jpg


Yeah well then why is there a guy on your bed with his hands down his pants while your buddy takes pictures. Totaly not gay.

[HickMan]

Not to mention all the Episode I posters :rolleyes

[zeldasbiggestfan]

lol I've had them forever, they just refuse to come down. And that's my friend Cezareo, we play guitar together a lot.

I really don't know why his hands are in his pants :(

[Tadao]

Yeah, I'm sure you play his 6th string with your mouth.

[kahljorn]

BUSTED

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yeah, I'm sure you play his 6th string with your mouth.
I love turning his tuning pegs for him.

GOD YES :wank

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/110528-supnerds.jpg

sup, NERDS

[Zhukov]

While you were tucking your shirt in I was hanging out with hot girls in tight shorts.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Pentegarn]

While you were tucking your shirt in I was hanging out with hot girls in tight shorts but not actually talking to them.

Fixed

[HickMan]

"Here's my lunch money!"

[Zhukov]

Fixed

:picklehat

I go for lunch / training / after-drinks with roller derby girls every Saturday.

Next Sunday I might post pictures.

[Chojin]

oh, so you're the token straight person

[Zhukov]

That's right :picklehat

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/110528-approach.jpg

approach me, brethren

[kahljorn]

i bet them roller derby girls could kick chojins ass

[Zhukov]

Maybe not in a one on one, because those muscles look pretty big, but I think they would stab him while he wasn't looking.

[Pentegarn]

:picklehat

I go for lunch / training / after-drinks with roller derby girls every Saturday.

Next Sunday I might post pictures.

So there have been months of updates and info for the derby girls thread and you have posted nothing?

For shame

[Kitsa]

I accidentally did this the other day. Hurt to close my hand for a while but it looked kind of cool. I mean, without the kid's hairband around my finger.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/wafflehands.jpg

[Pentegarn]

What causes that?

[Kitsa]

Sitting on your hands on a metal chair when you're bored at a garage sale.

[HickMan]

I remember when Chojin was chubby :(

[Zhukov]

And had pink hair.

[Tadao]

and preferred sex with women.

[HickMan]

I'm not one to judge

[Esuohlim]

and preferred sex with women.

THIS I DO NOT REMEMBER

[HickMan]

So I guess every post has to be at least two characters? Lame. Sorry guys, I've been outta the game for a while :rolleyes

What I wanted to say was this:

~

[Geggy]

http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/gregchalk1-1.jpg
http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/gregchalk2.jpg
http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/gregchalk3.jpg

[Tadao]

You look like you lost weight.