Post Yer Picture Here...

[DamnthatDavid]

Hopefully you will get tired of your fag face soon, and brown bag it.

[WhiteRat]

Zing!

[Johnny Couth]

Hopefully you will get tired of your fag face soon, and brown bag it.

It's bound to happen sometime.

[DeadKennedys]

look at the prices on those marlboros :0 plz send me a carton of marlboro lights i will send u shipping lol -.-

and if you say no i hate ur cock eyes, bitch i hope u go to hells

Marlboro's are pretty good.

And by pretty good I mean the most vile things on the planet. Tastes like sucking on a tailpipe, for god's sake shell out an extra quarter and get something decent! Don't buy it for the cool cowboy image

[Terra]

The Marboro Man was Chuck Norris wasn't it? He's short. Those fucking fags stunted his growth and made his teeth yella.

[noob3]

im not sure if i can link this

http://myspace-369.vo.llnwd.net/00431/96/36/431966369_l.jpg

i am sleeping

[Terra]

Awwww. That's sweet. :)

Why are yoiu chewing on a blue piece of wood?

[noob3]

it was a big stuffed cattipillar (sp lol)i guess i was eating it :p i bought it for my girlfriend along time ago for valentines day :0 that's her bed stuffs so

[Terra]

It explains why everything is all so "pink" around you! :)

[Schimid]

Yes indeed. "Pink".

[WhiteRat]

Here is an grainy cell phone picture of me for your viewing displeasure:

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3274/me4ff.jpg

[DamnthatDavid]

You got the military look going on there. With the white brick barrack walls, and the haircut, and the simple black shirt.
So I going to assume you are Military.

[DamnthatDavid]

Double Post :(

[WhiteRat]

You are correct, sir!

[Terra]

That's a great picture! You weren't arrested by military police and this is the picture your bunk mate took, is it? Cos you look like your ready to bust an anus and kiddo that's some hot shit there! :love

[DeadKennedys]

You got the military look going on there. With the white brick barrack walls, and the haircut, and the simple black shirt.
So I going to assume you are Military.

Either that, or he's a college student in my dorm.

[WhiteRat]

No, I have never been arrested before. That picture was taken a while back when I was still in Technical School in the hell hole known as Wichita Falls, TX. I'm in the US Air Force and in case you haven't deciphered from my McDonald's picture by now I'm stationed in Japan, more specifically Okinawa.

I've been here since October and I absolutely love it.

Oh and PS, I was at one point a college student before dropping out. TWICE.

[Fathom Zero]

Wichita Falls is better than Lawton.
At least you can say that.

[WhiteRat]

I'm pretty sure I drove through Lawton or right by it when I drove back home to Minnesota after graduation from Tech School. I remember people would actually go to Lawton on weekends to party.

[Terra]

Hey! I have an uncle in Okinawa!!

Sorry about the crappy places you drove through tho. :(

[WhiteRat]

Who is this so called Uncle and is he in the military as well?

[Terra]

Yes. He's in the OSI. Kadena AFB

[WhiteRat]

Ha, that's funny. I live and work on Kadena. I've met one OSI Agent before and thank god it was on good terms. Those guys are hardcore and if one of them is coming to see you it usually means you are in deep shiite.

[Terra]

Oh he's nothing but a big teddy bear. But I have teh stories! I've met a couple but I'm not in the military and they are just a bunch of normal Joes that happen to look and act like The Rock.

[WhiteRat]

Yeah, the guy that I met was about 5'10" and about 220lbs. The guy looked like he could fuck you up in about 5 seconds.

Also, these guys are the people you deal with when you really fuck up around here, ie drugs, rape, serious crimes and shit.

[Terra]

Sounds like my Uncle! But there's another side to them. My Uncle hates to travel with a briefcase shackled to his wrist. He also hates to wear a gun. From what he tells me, they are all like that. They don't like that aspect of it but it's part of the job.

[Fathom Zero]

Aright, here's my feet:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1921/pdrm02018lz.jpg
Right Foot.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9003/pdrm02036xe.jpg
Left Foot.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/2306/pdrm02063ge.jpg
Both.

Now Terra's foot fetish is complete.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1473/pdrm02209ts.jpg

My Room.

[ScruU2wice]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/ScruU2wice/Image006.jpg


I'm a pipe and facial hair away from being a Sethomas.

[Terra]

And a bow tie too!! :)

Hey Fathom, those aren't bad feet. You and Staxeon made out like your feet were hooves or something.

[Esuohlim]

Come on Scru show those pearly whites of yours ;)

[sadie]

as wichita falls so falls wichita falls.

fathomzero, why do you have a virginia license plate on your wall?

[Big McLargehuge]

those feet are horrifying :eek

[Terra]

He was concerned that there was no hair on them but I see hair.

[Fathom Zero]

Most of the hair is on my toes, and that's an old license plate, I'm a pack-rat, as evidenced by the status of my room.

That question mark thing in the middle of my right is badass, though.

[Mad Melvin]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5092/kuva4714is.jpg


From last saturday. Im all sweaty from all the dancing and I think thats a tequila sunrise in my hand.

[Terra]

Your not even drinking out of the straw. You must be really thirsty!

[Mad Melvin]

I guess. :/

[RaNkeri]

Damn, I always thought that Melvin is a 30-years-old geezer, but he's more like 20 D:

[Terra]

And your how old?

[Mad Melvin]

oh, and for the record, im not getting bald or anything like that previous photo might suggest.

Me in all my glory. I really should have cleaned that mirror before taking this picture.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6373/itsme0jx.jpg

[RaNkeri]

And your how old?

18
I guess I'm the youngest in here :(

[Fathom Zero]

Nope, there are younger, me for instance.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/4348/pdrm02449fp.jpg

Here's a close-up of that clown drawing on my wall.

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6442/pdrm02267kk.jpg

And my bed A.K.A. The Pit.

[RaNkeri]

Damn, and I thought my room was a complete dumb :(

[Terra]

Do you mean "dump?" :)

[RaNkeri]

erhm yeah.

dump

[ScruU2wice]

Come on Scru show those pearly whites of yours ;)

I was caught off guard or you guys would've gotten a mouthful >:

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/brushinteef.jpg

I GOT A MOUTHFULL FOR YA

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/kissthekitty.jpg

awwwww ;_;

[Seven Force]

Awwwwwww. :)

[Fathom Zero]

If you had red facial hair, you'd look like Yukon Cornelius.

[Sethomas]

And if you had glasses, you'd look like cowshit with glasses.

Actually, I don't remember or care what you look like.

[Fathom Zero]

You're blunt.

[MetalMilitia]

The picture of you and the cat is awsome :lol :lol

[Moobs]

The cat looks like it's saying 'help.........me' :(

[sadie]

it's probably just the lights, but kitty looks like s/he's got one blue eye and one green.

[BlueOatmeal]

Willie is like one of those huge scary guys on the outside but on the inside he's ever so sweet.

Willie is so AWESOME!

[Esuohlim]

He's like Lenny except he probably doesn't kill things accidentally :(

[executioneer]

that only happened twice :( :( :(

[executioneer]

it's probably just the lights, but kitty looks like s/he's got one blue eye and one green.

yeah, my phone-camera has got a bluish tint to its flash

[Terra]

Willie has some purty eyes!!!!!

[executioneer]

thx :(

[Terra]

wlcm :(

[sspadowsky]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/sspadowsky/doug-sam.jpg

New Year's Eve
From left to right: My friend, very drunk, and me, also very drunk.

[camacazio]

I LOVE SATAN LOL!!

[Terra]

We are going to need baffles to clear that up but christalmighty you do look shitfaced camacazio

Good pic. Nobody can slap a beard, rotten teeth and bigassed furry eyes to that visage!

Rock on

[executioneer]

it was sspadowsky

[Terra]

Excuse me?

[executioneer]

not camacazio that posted that picture camacazio just commented on it

[Terra]

Yeah I see that now. :) Go Sspad

But nobody beats you in the purdy eyse dept!

[Johnny Couth]

Executioneer, you look like the guy from Iron and Wine.

http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/images/2004/4/7/1ae.iron.picA.jpg

[executioneer]

i wish you guys would stop saying i look like people just because they have beards

[Sethomas]

But have you seen a picture of Abraham Lincoln? It's uncanny.

[Johnny Couth]

i wish you guys would stop saying i look like people just because they have beards

All except for the eyes, you two look extremely similar.

[GADZOOKS]

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/franco/24552-main.jpg

[Seven Force]

i wish you guys would stop saying i look like people just because they have beards

Yeah willie I fucking hate that shit. >:

-------

Brian: Hi! :)
Random person: Hey man, you look just like Marty Feldman!
Brian: What the fuck? :tear

[Jixby Phillips]

how dare they, everyone knows that you look like the little brother from my brother and me

[executioneer]

all except the eyes, the hair, the shape of the head and nose and the skintone

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/feldman.jpg+http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/andme.png+http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/HawiianShirt.jpg=

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0042.jpg

[Seven Force]

Yes those are my parents (with the execption of the hawiian shirt). As you can see, growing up in a predominately white pentacostal neighborhood wasn't really the best thing for me. :(

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/rog-jason-mcflurry.jpg

[Johnny Couth]

Why does Protoclown have the coolest tshirts? I want some cool tshirts.

[Terra]

Only the forum pussies don't get the cool shirts.

[Johnny Couth]

That's not fair, I think I should have a cool tshirt.

[Terra]

You'll have to prove your non pussiehood. But it's going to cost you brains.

[sadie]

then, he's already in the red.

[Terra]

Milhouse has several. Maybe you can forego the gray matter issue and bum some from him.

[Johnny Couth]

Please, I'll do anything, he has The Clash and The Ramones!

[Terra]

You'll do anything? Oh man, there are a few t shirt holders here that just might take you to task for that.

[Johnny Couth]

I'm just a poor boy from the country, all I ever wanted was some tshirts :tear

[Misdemonar]

I have Metallica, it's cool looking but it's gay do to the fact it's a new metallica T-shirt.

[Terra]

Aww. Okay.

I'll get you the shirts. It'll cost you. But my source is Milhouse since he sucks the most dicks around here. I guess I'll just try to be nice to him the next few days and we'll see what you get.

[Jixby Phillips]

you cant say stuff like that on the INTERNET :eek

[Terra]

Your right. :( I won't be nice to Milhouse. But he does suck the most dicks.

[ArrowX]

of all of the un banned you mam have made a cumback of suck utter hell bound cuntery liek no other....a Cuntback if you will.

PS shut up before I rape you >:

[Seven Force]

more pics assholes this aint the chat thread >:

[DamnthatDavid]

It can be, with butt sex.

Anyway, my 2 favorite shirts are my Flash Gordon Ringer

http://countingdown.studiostore.com/images/p/FLG/pzTSFLG0006.jpg

and my Top Gun: Wingman Shirt

Couldn't find a pic of that one. It was shadow image of a F-14 on it.

[executioneer]

i really dig my cannibal the musical shirt but it's got too many holes in it now to be worn by itself :(

[Terra]

I still have my beat up I-Mock shirt.

[Dr. V]

I got yall beat. Behold...

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/Volshurawitz/peep.jpg

[executioneer]

no?

[Dr. V]

It's not a question.

[executioneer]

isn't it

[Dr. V]

no, it isnt.

[Jixby Phillips]

YALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED

[GADZOOKS]

I'm sure all the kids at the community college get a kick out that shirt.

[Dr. V]

HA! Joke's on you, I don't even go to college.

[BlueOatmeal]

Dr. Volshurawitz you have the perscription for the daily blues! :ripoff

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0223.jpg

[Sam]

Is that Johnny Couth?

[Seven Force]

No. No it isn't but I can see where you got that though. :lol

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/thehillsarealive.jpg

[Johnny Couth]

Is that Johnny Couth?

That's my fourteenth birthday party, I got a kitten :)

[Sethomas]

I can't really imagine Wiliam living anywhere except a forested mountain.

[Johnny Couth]

He looks like Donkey kong in the original comercial for Super Smash Bros Melee.

[Jixby Phillips]

oh man willie thats a fantastic picture!

[executioneer]

it was so nice outside today :(

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/swordfights.jpg

[DamnthatDavid]

Aye, Washington is having some great days lately.

Friend and I played Urban Golf the other day.

[maggiekarp]

I'm the chunk-style in the back. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/prooom.jpg) Too much flash and I don't know how to smile :(

Don't come molest my friends in the pic they may not like it very much

[James]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/2135/0011qr.jpg
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/839/0023zh.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/258/0033sq.jpg
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9854/0048aj.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3096/0059sm.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1490/0069xf.jpg
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4919/0078tt.jpg
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/207/0082zm.jpg
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4882/0096sf.jpg

Story of my life, man. :(

[Terra]

Maggie is awesome!!

James has an Ashley bedframe!

(Nice tongue James!) :)

[James]

I think you should become more familiar with it, Terra.

It's Gene-Simmons-long.

[Rongi]

what about the gf??

[Terra]

He has two. They are both familiar with his tongue.

[James]

what about the gf??

Having a girlfriend doesn't mean I can't flirt. It means she can't.

She surprised me at work today, and brought me some food. So I bought an Origami kit we had in stock, just so I could make her a rose.

[sadie]

your gf most certainly can flirt. she''s flirting with everyone here with every single one of your posts.

[James]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Way to completely ignore my pictures, guys. :(

[Dole]

are those all pics of your gf in your avatar/sig?

if the answer is

a) yes

then its a bit creepy

or

b) no

still a bit creepy

[MetalMilitia]

I think you hit the nail on the head there, Dole.

[Moobs]

She looks like the lead singer of Evanescene

Which is a good thing.

[The Retro Kat]

Is that Johnny Couth?

That's my fourteenth birthday party, I got a kitten :)

Jesus Christ, man, you didn't have to eat it.

[Skulhedface]

She looks like the lead singer of Evanescene

Which is a good thing.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Really?

[nothing4buddha]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/01010217.jpg
SAM GETS THIS

[Sam]

I drank the water out of that bottle last week. :(

[HickMan]

http://myspace-874.vo.llnwd.net/00708/47/88/708958874_l.jpg
OFF-ROADING MACHINE grr

[DamnthatDavid]

YOU ARE EXTREME!!!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/01010217.jpg
SAM GETS THIS

I got it too :lol

[Terra]

I remember a little doe I accidentally hit a year ago. I was driving along the road at night and the damn little thing shot out and center punched my car. All I think of when I saw this picture was that little doe. She looked just like Budda. :tear

[Sethomas]

WOAH I just had a mindfuck: what if there is a parallel universe wherein Terra ran over n4b and the doe was sam's girlfriend?

[Terra]

What if I ran over Sam and Budda was my very pissed off lover?

[James]

What if I ran over Sam and Budda was my very pissed off lover?

Would she be pissed because you scraped up her car? Because she should just stop being a bitch and get over it, and be thankful you were safe.

What a fucking bitch.

[Terra]

She's not a bitch! She was mad because I left the scene of a crime. Insurance will never pay that!!

[executioneer]

i beg to differ

[Terra]

Fine. Sam, as a deer, isn't much of a witness.

[davinxtk]

http://myspace-876.vo.llnwd.net/00719/67/80/719770876_l.jpg



it's been a while

[Dole]

It looks like you're saying 'You've been looking at photos of other people, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?'

[Super Machine Neo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/20062.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/20061.jpg
Guess who?

[executioneer]

do you like anime

[Super Machine Neo]

yeah. and Trek.

[Jixby Phillips]

who are you?

[Super Machine Neo]

Look at the name, Genius. I was one of the 2004 thread gay-ups.

*Edit*

heres one of my "Highlights"
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=10567

[Jixby Phillips]

I don't fucking know who you are, dude

[executioneer]

so why didn't you use your old username, smn

[Super Machine Neo]

As simple as "I'm starting over" new name, new guy.

[executioneer]

'kay

[DamnthatDavid]

Should I switch totally to DTD or Vexation?

maybe I'll be cool then.

[Esuohlim]

SMN were you the guy that came here acting like a bigshot because you submitted game reviews on the site and then later got a girlfriend a showed her the thread where we made fun of her because we told you to, or is that two different people?

[BlueOatmeal]

http://myspace-874.vo.llnwd.net/00708/47/88/708958874_l.jpg
OFF-ROADING MACHINE grr

GODAMMIT THAT CAR IS FUCKING SWEET! It makes me miss my car. My beautiful Oldsmobile 98 Regency. So many good times in that car.:tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear :tear

Heres a picture of me G-Rated. My hair is kinda not clean. :(
http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/9821/lulzemodirty2bk.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

with a guest! ps shes not my girlfriend, i ought to just thrash you for just even thinking it!

http://myspace-508.vo.llnwd.net/00648/80/56/648376508_l.jpg

sex jokes, lol

http://myspace-700.vo.llnwd.net/00648/00/70/648380700_l.jpg

boys v. girls is a brand new play that i am writing

http://myspace-139.vo.llnwd.net/00648/93/18/648398139_l.jpg

MY JAW

http://myspace-924.vo.llnwd.net/00648/42/94/648454924_l.jpg

oh, my favorite

http://myspace-086.vo.llnwd.net/00648/68/08/648458086_l.jpg

my new favorite

http://myspace-686.vo.llnwd.net/00648/68/63/648353686_l.jpg

just kidding

http://myspace-641.vo.llnwd.net/00281/14/62/281692641_l.jpg

quitting subwya last october

http://myspace-085.vo.llnwd.net/00281/58/03/281693085_l.jpg

part 2

http://myspace-344.vo.llnwd.net/00730/44/39/730109344_l.jpg

[BlueOatmeal]

Jixby you have really nice teeth. Mine are kinda shitty.

[MetalMilitia]

she should be your girlfriend she's a very pretty lady :o

ADDED: I just got out the shower :x

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/cleanasawhistle.jpg

[Sicktodeathmx]

Yowza at Blue and Metal.

[GADZOOKS]

Well I for one, unlike sicktodeathmx, think you deserve a yowza too Jixby Phillips.

You are the one in the black right?

[James]

That kind of looks like Jixby, but it doesn't look like Jixby.

Are we having a Single White Female moment? :(

[Terra]

James. Your avatar is sticking her tongue out at me. :(

And I also felt that Jixby didn't look like what I remember of Jixby. But the pictures are great.

[Esuohlim]

And I also felt that Jixby didn't look like what I remember of Jixby.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/horror/found2.jpg

Because Jixby used to a slender bearded young raggimuffin before he gained the fats :(

[Seven Force]

:lol @ fat people

[GADZOOKS]

I demand more pictures of people giving thumbs up in their cars which are in innappropriate places ala' Hickman.

[Jixby Phillips]

Dude, I have seriously always been fat

beards and wearing black can be majorly deceiving.

[Emu]

i liked the beard, it made your head look square

[Jixby Phillips]

it itched

[Esuohlim]

I'm sorry Jixby but you know I said it in an affectionate way! :(

[Terra]

Oh fuck. Jixby is one of those people that could weigh 300 pounds and he would still look great.

Everybody just fucking shut up about it now.

[DeadKennedys]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/20062.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/20061.jpg
Guess who?

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/121104/anti-rave-pants-bill.gif

[DamnthatDavid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/cleanasawhistle.jpg

PVT PYLE!!! Full Metal Jacket Style

[MetalMilitia]

thats me!!!

[liquidstatik]

lol i wouldnt tell people :x

[MetalMilitia]

why not will people on internets make fun of me :chatter :chatter

[liquidstatik]

don't they in real life? :o

[MetalMilitia]

not as far as I know :/ but then again everyone makes fun of everyone else so possibly.

Thank you internet, you have shown me the error of my face and I shall commence hermit-ship immediatly.

[executioneer]

Thank you internet, you have shown me the error of my face

lol

[glowbelly]

jixby, is that your glitter lovin sister >:

ps: i love YOUR face :eek

[Supafly345]

Huond gave all his husk to Jixby when he got rid of it.

[Jixby Phillips]

jixby, is that your glitter lovin sister >:

ps: i love YOUR face :eek

thats not my sister its my good pal renee

she is my goodpal because she is the only person who responded to my myspace bulliten when i said i had a coupon for a free photo at jc pennys

[Chojin]

it doesn't look like hobo renee so i assume this is a different person

[liquidstatik]

whoever she is, she's pretty. :o

[liquidstatik]

BECAUSE THEY'RE LARGE. :X

http://digitaldiction.net/rescribe/images/funtimes/lazyfuck.jpg
http://digitaldiction.net/rescribe/images/funtimes/thehipside.jpg

(p.s. tanning is gay))

[Emu]

We have a P.S. Tan here, is that what you're talking about

[Terra]

little dude is that you? stop smoking it's bad for you and you'll sound like marge simpson

[liquidstatik]

im no little dude, im a grown man :rolleyes

[Terra]

you have nice hips but you got to stop smoking or your ribs will poke through your shirt and you'll stab your g/f when you hug her. girls don't like that shit

[Johnny Couth]

http://myspace-718.vo.llnwd.net/00741/81/74/741534718_l.jpg

You can't see it in that picture, but the man I'm kicking looks alot like Lenin :/

[MetalMilitia]

liquidstatik: Do you have a pack of cigarettes 'specially for being in pictures?

[liquidstatik]

liquidstatik: Do you have a pack of cigarettes 'specially for being in pictures?

nu uh, i just like to smoke. :(

+ my friend that was taking the pictures<3 smoke? :o

[liquidstatik]

http://digitaldiction.net/rescribe/images/funtimes/screamsherrif.jpg

hardcore ;o

[Esuohlim]

Johnny that woman in green is mortified by your behavior I have half a mind to give you a right spanking young man.

[Emu]

if you look at it just right it looks like the guy in the background is shitting a foot.

[Johnny Couth]

I think shes more concerned about that disimbodied arm going right for the ballsack of my friend steve there.

[Terra]

Your friend steve looks just as concerned

[Sicktodeathmx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/Deceptionx/IMG_2407.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/Deceptionx/IMG_2404.jpg
We gots a chicken hat!

[Super Machine Neo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/Rocky%20horror%202006/DSCF0638.jpg
OMG the ppls on myspace will leik mee!!!

[Terra]

What are you? A guy or a girl?

[Super Machine Neo]

*looks down pants*
guy

*taps on head* Both

[Emu]

Are you friends with OAO? :oao

[Johnny Couth]

YOU GUYS WILL LIKE THIS I'M BARELY IN IT :(

http://myspace-426.vo.llnwd.net/00738/62/48/738808426_l.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

in what? like I really need to ask you're gross posting that shit on the net.

[Johnny Couth]

http://myspace-471.vo.llnwd.net/00738/17/43/738813471_l.jpg

Pimpin aint easy!

[Chojin]

usually it's the more masculine-looking of the pair that wears the pants in a lesbian relationship

so GOOD FOR YOU for breaking from tradition!

[Johnny Couth]

Chojin, that hurts :(

[Chojin]

man that was like 5 insults in one sentence




that's why BAPE pays me the big bucks

[Johnny Couth]

No, it's not funny to hurt peoples feelings :/

[MetalMilitia]

I beg to differ.

[Johnny Couth]

God, I'm leaving.

[DamnthatDavid]

I thank God that he didn't make me a aphrodite like these poor people.

[glowbelly]

you thank god you aren't the goddess of love and beauty?

[Supafly345]

I know, I don't get it either, that would kick ass.

[executioneer]

he might have been trying to say "hermaphrodite" i guess :/

[Johnny Couth]

Well then, let's just pretend it was witty.

[camacazio]

I thought you were leaving.

[Johnny Couth]

:(

[ziggytrix]

it's bad enough you guys chase off most of the ladies who visit these forums, you gotta chase off the lady-boys too?! >:

[Johnny Couth]

I'm atleast a boy-lady :/

[noob3]

ladies would make sure thier hideous roots wernt exposed

lol you have ugly hair FAG lol@ugly hair

[DamnthatDavid]

aye, I ment hermaphadite. There goes my chance of ever being accepted. Back to the drawing board.

[James]

YOU GUYS WILL LIKE THIS I'M BARELY IN IT :(

http://myspace-426.vo.llnwd.net/00738/62/48/738808426_l.jpg

I like this one because of the look of concern/disgust on her face as you ensure the only thing of you touching her body is your crotch region while motioning "Get. With. THIS!"

Also, lol myspace.

[Black Flag]

hey guys i got a hair cut today!

also i'm a cool, slick, internet kid with tons of attitude

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/1112/newhair27qr.jpg

[WhiteRat]

attitude

[MetalMilitia]

Badditude

[Terra]

CRAPTITUDE

Black Flag is a 'lil cutie. He reminds me of that guy with the glasses on the AT&T commercials. I think it's AT&T. It's the one where the guy is meeting the blond mob guy out in the toolies and the mob guy is impressed that he could get service out there. In the background is the network of a thousand guys and one guy dangling from a chopper.

Black Flage looks like the nerd in front.

I adore nerds. :tear

[tenno]

3 fer you guys!!!!!!
:(
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/10o/simple.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/10o/541184875_l.jpg

i got fat as hell......=(

but now i dress as an egg!

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/10o/gfhdhdsd.jpg

[tenno]

and to clear things up, no I did not write that on the wall, I just sat in front of it..

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/10o/evil-video.gif

[glowbelly]

I WANT YOU TO DRAW MORE PICTURES :eek

[tenno]

i drew a ton, and i bought some paper and made some cute lil books and i SWEAR i will finish this project if it kills me

tenno.deviantart.com

notta link!

[Mike]

You have a lot of fat ugly friends.

[tenno]

ohohohoho mike's trying to be a mocker!

we call those 'co-worker's' my sepia toned chubby antagonist, perhaps you can show us more of your turgid employee soul captures!

ps: look at me when I talk to you.

[tenno]

oh pss: if i have stepped over my boundaries and made some flippant remark into someone more accepted than me, than of course i would withdraw my comments but I can't because the INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

[Mike]

Oh, I am NOT accepted, and I'm not trying to be a mocker, I'm just pointing out the undeniable fact that YOU HAVE A LOT OF FAT UGLY FRIENDS. But that's probably because you fit right in. Sorry you mistook me for someone TRYING to be a "mocker". Next time I'll be sure to indicate that that is not the case.

[tenno]

so sorry, perhaps next time i should be more like you and take a myspace photo and make sure it is sepia toned so i can say it's art and FEEL SO SEXY AND HOT with my MYSPACE PHOTO that i perfected and POSED like you in sepia 'cause sepia tone makes for ARTWORK!!!!! And then I can bag on HALLOWEEN PHOTOS to make myself feel better at college while I work on my comedy website!

CAN I BE LIKE YOU MIKE!? CAN I BE AT UNIVERSITY AND BAG ON PEOPLE'S LOOKS ON THE INTERNET and then be like 'I am not trying to be a mocker! I just come here and post and hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA I AM IN SEPIA!!!!! LOOK AT MY SERIOUS PHOTO!!!!!!'

[tenno]

i can only predict that eventually me and mike will be forced to compare photo's of exgirlfriends and have you all vote on it........well if i cared that much. :(

[Mike]

Dude, I have no idea what myspace is. That photo was taken from a strip of photos from a booth in a movie theater. I don't know what sepia is, but that's what the picture looked like when I scanned it in.

[tenno]

excuses make baby jesus cry, tend your knitting mather.

[tenno]

ZING!!!!! I WIN BING BONG! :)

[Mike]

uh.. ok. I'm "mather"? According to dictionary.com:

Math·er Audio pronunciation of "mather" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mthr), Increase. 1639-1723. American clergyman and writer. He and his son Cotton (1663-1728) exerted great theological and political influence on the colony of Massachusetts through their staunch Puritanism and prolific writing.


Thank you tenno, thanks to your clumsy fingers I learned something new. You win the trophy of pointless knowledge and desperate, clumsy comebacks.

[sadie]

lol. anyone who hasn't a clue what myspace is must be a total hermit. i've not been there myself, but it's in the news. doh.

[tenno]

DID YOU LOOK UP MYSPACE TOO? that'd be funny...it's a FOX NEWS site!
:)

unfortunately for you i WAS referring to 'mather' and not 'mother', not only making a witty titter but referencing a great line from a great show, but thank you for that brilliant repartee'. not only have you proved you can use the internet, but you've proven the need to search for things that are common in the great american lexicon.

i really feel for the general knowledge of today's youth, like you, who have to SEARCH THE NET for what was once, common knowledge. sad really.

[Mike]

Ok, what do you want, a cookie?

[tenno]

i already got one! it has my name and password on it! ahahahahah that's an internet joke and i chose it because it's as old as your remark! AHHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHO! :( what's next? thank you drive through?! HHAHAHAHA!

[Emu]

I just love it when Mike jumps in and tries his very damnedest to insult people on absolutely no pretext at all. Don't you?

[Mockery]

I just like how he's still trying, after 1000 posts... and still failing.