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Esuohlim
Jul 22nd, 2009, 10:24 PM
That is Mr. Big McLargeHuge, shut the hell up womti

Womti
Jul 23rd, 2009, 09:28 AM
why does this "Mr." have an avatar of a little girl then? predator! >:

Dimnos
Jul 23rd, 2009, 09:32 AM
Maybe its his kid you fool. GAWDZ! >:

Big McLargehuge
Jul 25th, 2009, 07:31 PM
MY EYES DRIFT PASS HIS POSTS, BUT I NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT. JUST LIKE WITH REAL VAGRANTS.

executioneer
Jul 26th, 2009, 02:06 PM
That is Mr. Big McLargeHuge, shut the hell up womti

THAT IS MR BIG MCLARGEHUGE AND HE HAS BEEN THERE

Kitsa
Jul 26th, 2009, 02:35 PM
Holy shit, Willie, your website was exactly what I thought it would be. :hypno

executioneer
Jul 27th, 2009, 12:36 AM
i need to update it to be more like me right now and less like me two-three years ago :lol

edit: i should probably put the awful karaoke videos in there, at least

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 27th, 2009, 12:51 AM
Wow, I had to do a double take at the roman candle hands. That's awesome.

executioneer
Jul 27th, 2009, 03:21 AM
there is even a bad .gif of the fight i had with them on there (i think?) in the gif section

Tadao
Jul 27th, 2009, 03:36 AM
That was you for reals? That looked like awesome fun. Were they on your arms when you lit them?

executioneer
Jul 27th, 2009, 03:44 AM
yeah i'm pretty sure i was "wearing" it when it was lit. my cousin got a burn on his hand towards the end though because i guess one backfired? and we were both wearing foam armpads for protection but the spark stuck to the inside of the armpad :(

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 02:35 AM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs133.snc1/5720_1187122283889_1403254136_30539612_1381281_n.j pg

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs153.snc1/5720_1187125203962_1403254136_30539621_5704732_n.j pg
I used the whip on people for 2 nights, then they turned on me and whipped me
I has nasty bruising
It was fun

Tadao
Jul 28th, 2009, 02:41 AM
HEY! YOU"RE NOT PUB AT ALL!

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 02:44 AM
FUCK!
You're supposed to keep me from doing these things.
Goddammit.
THIS IS WHAT I-MOCKERY GETS FOR LETTING ME POST DRAWNK
WHIPPINS FOR ALL OF YA

executioneer
Jul 28th, 2009, 03:09 AM
one of the more minor differences between yourself and pub: you have an edit button ;(

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 03:18 AM
Yes, but too many people have seen and know now
:(

Supafly345
Jul 28th, 2009, 03:52 AM
For a brief moment I thought the fat guy in the middle was the poster, a conspiring friend of cigs. So you could have gone that angle at least.

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 04:11 AM
well now you ruined that possibility, thanks blabbermouth

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 04:15 AM
go go gadget bitchslap

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 04:16 AM
zzzzz

Fathom Zero
Jul 28th, 2009, 04:17 AM
I think you need to sleep something off.

Dimnos
Jul 28th, 2009, 09:35 AM
I was thinking Pub was just a charming fat ass. :lol

Kitsa
Jul 28th, 2009, 09:44 AM
I liked CiG as she was :(

Here's that caricature of me someone did a few weeks ago. I'm hoping he took some liberties with the teeth. :/

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/caricature2.jpg

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 12:36 PM
I'm changing, kitsa
and that's an adorable caricature!

now how do i meld cig and pd?

Zhukov
Jul 28th, 2009, 12:37 PM
You look very young in that picture Kitsa. I would be pleased with it.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 28th, 2009, 01:50 PM
I'm changing, kitsa
and that's an adorable caricature!

now how do i meld cig and pd?

A gif with that and your halloween picture.

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 02:49 PM
I don't know how to do that

Kitsa
Jul 28th, 2009, 03:17 PM
recruit MattJack

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 03:48 PM
I want to have my old account but a new name. I must somewhat disappear from my old usernames.

Sam
Jul 28th, 2009, 03:54 PM
YOU NEED TO ASK A MODERATOR

Poison Doom
Jul 28th, 2009, 03:59 PM
I thought I was asking publicly.

Tadao
Jul 28th, 2009, 04:01 PM
I'm sure Chojin will do it for you. :rolleyes

Sam
Jul 28th, 2009, 04:04 PM
MODERATORS DON'T READ THIS THREAD

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 28th, 2009, 04:05 PM
Put it in the Ask Willie forum.

executioneer
Jul 28th, 2009, 05:43 PM
i dont know that i can do that last time i tried doing shit to someone's profile it didn't stick

executioneer
Jul 28th, 2009, 05:58 PM
yeah i tried changing the name on your old account but nothing happened :( it doesn't even have a "save changes" button so idk i think i'm not allowed to

edit: that or the admin panel doesn't work properly in firefox but hell if i'm going to this website with IE

Sam
Jul 28th, 2009, 08:22 PM
I bet Roger "Mockery" Barr could handle this issue. :posh

Aaarg
Jul 28th, 2009, 09:53 PM
POISIN DOOM LOOKS FAMILIER!

Colonel Flagg
Jul 28th, 2009, 10:12 PM
If Womti can get a name-change, then so can you, CiG PD.

Tadao
Jul 28th, 2009, 10:21 PM
The problem is combining them, which was done to Willie at one point.

Colonel Flagg
Jul 28th, 2009, 10:31 PM
Shows you how much I know. :(

Chojin
Jul 29th, 2009, 01:40 AM
what's wrong with your old name?

Poison Doom
Jul 29th, 2009, 04:10 AM
It's identifiable and I'm not trying to be so identifiable to certain people looking for me right now....
Maybe one of you have a better idea for a new name for me?

Tadao
Jul 29th, 2009, 06:27 AM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/0/0e/MonkeyOnTheLam.jpg

Dimnos
Jul 29th, 2009, 09:38 AM
:lol

The Leader
Jul 29th, 2009, 12:11 PM
:lol --

Esuohlim
Jul 29th, 2009, 09:19 PM
It's identifiable and I'm not trying to be so identifiable to certain people looking for me right now....

Pub already knows, you might want to try something different

Chojin
Jul 30th, 2009, 09:00 AM
may I recommend "NOT CarnivoreIsGod"?

executioneer
Jul 30th, 2009, 02:39 PM
hahahaha

Evil Robot
Jul 31st, 2009, 10:33 PM
I've always thought "Action Jackson" would make a good name.

kahljorn
Aug 1st, 2009, 12:33 AM
your namne needs to be something that doesnt sound all metal head and cool so maybe something like fluffalupagus or maybe something with christian leanings. otherwise its kinda easy to guess which female of imockery you are :(

Dimnos
Aug 1st, 2009, 01:33 PM
GodIsACarnivore

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 1st, 2009, 01:47 PM
Garnivore is Cod

kahljorn
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:21 PM
Doc Si Erovin Rag por favor

Poison Doom
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:21 PM
Ginfernails?

kahljorn
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:22 PM
maybe you could take tips from rankeri on how to be a foreigner

Poison Doom
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:25 PM
Call me "Dixie"
I think that'd be funny.

Sam
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:32 PM
DIXIE NORMUS

kahljorn
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:35 PM
lol when i think of Dixie i think of a shemale though :(

Poison Doom
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:39 PM
I could totally be a shemale.
I think I like Dixie best so far.

kahljorn
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:44 PM
YOU COULD BE DICKSIE GINORMUS

Poison Doom
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:46 PM
Just Dixie, that way i can put clever stuff in my custom title.
harharhar

kahljorn
Aug 1st, 2009, 03:52 PM
such as "CUP"

that's the first thing i would put in my custom title

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 1st, 2009, 04:37 PM
I would go with LAND. RUBBER BAND for location

Dixie
Aug 1st, 2009, 08:24 PM
I want to be Dixie.
And to keep this on-topic, more pictures.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs187.snc1/6248_1193570763696_1361227010_30547804_4394061_n.j pg

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs187.snc1/6248_1193570803697_1361227010_30547805_6521513_n.j pg

Shrubfest
Aug 5th, 2009, 11:15 AM
I just had my hair cut. I am afraid of who I appear to have become.
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/IMG000030.jpg

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2009, 11:23 AM
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HAVE THE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW >:

Tadao
Aug 5th, 2009, 01:32 PM
smexy

Chojin
Aug 5th, 2009, 02:18 PM
sry tadao but step aside, esuohlim has vet priority here

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ibapery/images/i-bapery-header-2_01.jpg

Tadao
Aug 5th, 2009, 02:28 PM
Yeah, I can wait the 3 seconds of him busting his nut in his pants.

Sam
Aug 5th, 2009, 02:44 PM
:love

Dimnos
Aug 5th, 2009, 02:45 PM
Yeah, I can wait the 3 seconds of him busting his nut in his pants.

Does that even count as sloppy seconds then?

Dixie
Aug 5th, 2009, 04:03 PM
You know Shrubba Hubba, I am newly single ;) ;)

Shrubfest
Aug 5th, 2009, 04:07 PM
Oh yeah!

Whoever can raise plane fare first wins.

kahljorn
Aug 5th, 2009, 04:14 PM
nice picture you look very cute :D

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 5th, 2009, 04:37 PM
I'll pick you up in my own plane.

Dimnos
Aug 5th, 2009, 04:39 PM
You have a plane 10k?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 5th, 2009, 04:49 PM
I will by the time I get to her.

MattJack
Aug 5th, 2009, 07:39 PM
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1713/usoundlikeurfromlondon.gif

Tadao
Aug 5th, 2009, 07:48 PM
Yay for meth!

MattJack
Aug 5th, 2009, 07:49 PM
Now she's approachable.

You're welcome I-Mockery.

You're welcome.

Sam
Aug 5th, 2009, 08:04 PM
Oh yeah!

Whoever can raise plane fare first wins.

I have had plane fare set aside from the moment I first saw you. :tear

Esuohlim
Aug 5th, 2009, 09:21 PM
Now she's approachable.

You're welcome I-Mockery.

You're welcome.

:lol

Dixie
Aug 5th, 2009, 10:13 PM
I like her even more now.

Shrubfest
Aug 6th, 2009, 07:02 AM
It looks like I've got harlequin baby syndrome.

But without the bleeding. I like it!

Dimnos
Aug 6th, 2009, 09:34 AM
Awww... It doesnt animate as your avatar?

Fathom Zero
Aug 6th, 2009, 11:35 AM
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7795/60551342325070815216970.jpg

I'm staying on Navy Pier! Two nights before Lollapalooza. I took an eighteen hour bus trip here. Grant Park would be to the field of boats and behind those two buildings.

kahljorn
Aug 6th, 2009, 10:52 PM
nice view

Aaarg
Aug 7th, 2009, 02:28 PM
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/chugachuga.jpg
feelin the effects of the ever-fattening cookie-time.

Misdemonar
Aug 7th, 2009, 09:34 PM
Oh yeah!

Whoever can raise plane fare first wins.

I CAN RAISE A PLANE BABY

OH YEAH READY FOR TAKE OFF

MattJack
Aug 8th, 2009, 07:39 PM
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/chugachuga.jpg


This photo doesn't need my photoshop skillzorz.

executioneer
Aug 8th, 2009, 08:01 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/bloatee.jpg
rockin' the bloatee, just like back in high school

Tadao
Aug 8th, 2009, 08:07 PM
:eek
I feel like you know what I've been doing on the internet!

RaNkeri
Aug 8th, 2009, 08:14 PM
Oh great, new wallpaper material :love

captain516
Aug 8th, 2009, 09:23 PM
I have that same lamp

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 02:12 AM
http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/n807460033_3255612_6815.jpg

what the hell, I could use some more abuse.

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2009, 02:18 AM
Yeesh

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2009, 02:19 AM
HEY HOW ABOUT ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME? :lol :lol

<3 http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1806/rankeri.png <3

Tadao
Aug 9th, 2009, 02:20 AM
Fucking lies

Zhukov
Aug 9th, 2009, 06:51 AM
Very handsome photos most people. Keep it up.

Sam
Aug 9th, 2009, 01:47 PM
:lol

Tadao
Aug 9th, 2009, 05:42 PM
http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/n807460033_3255612_6815.jpg

what the hell, I could use some more abuse.

I would do you, even if you are a Morrisey fan.

stevetothepast
Aug 9th, 2009, 06:51 PM
Don't lower yourself to Morrisey fans Tadao. They are the worst kind of evil hipsters.

Tadao
Aug 9th, 2009, 07:30 PM
I don't mind girls who like the Smiths, I myself like the Cure.

stevetothepast
Aug 9th, 2009, 07:37 PM
I like the cure, but despise the smiths.

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:00 PM
I have a strange affection for Morrissey, he's sort of sad and droll. I do love the cure.


I do not pretend to have the best taste in music, just look at my vinyl collection. *gasp*

Colonel Flagg
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:13 PM
http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/n807460033_3255612_6815.jpg

You look rather piqued - I hope it wasn't something we said.

Sam
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:17 PM
I hope it wasn't a picture of Tadao rubbing his nipples while the Clash play on a TV in the background.

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:21 PM
Nipple rubbing + the clash = win.

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:23 PM
I don't mind girls who like the Smiths, I myself like the Cure.

How can anyone like the Cure? They are a silly band. :achewood

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:26 PM
They are silly. Is there any other song you can dance around naked in your living room to other than "the lovecats"? If there is, please tell me, it's getting old.

Sam
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:31 PM
ANYTHING BY THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:33 PM
okay, birdhouse in your soul it is, care to join me?

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:37 PM
Go ahead, Sam. That means I get Shrubfest :D

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:43 PM
I might have to take a raincheck on that, I'm busy hunting a purple banana.

Sam
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:49 PM
I'm a tarantula tarantula in your Chiquita Chiquita And when you're peeling back the skin I'm gonna see ya. I'm gonna bite ya I'm gonna bite ya

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 09:03 PM
that is not they might be giants, dear. if you want to dance to the bloodhound gang it wouldn't be quite the same.

Sam
Aug 9th, 2009, 09:05 PM
I KNOW :(

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 09:17 PM
it's okay, love. I'll bop around to jimmy pop with you.

Kitsa
Aug 9th, 2009, 09:39 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/clinic.jpg

Colonel Flagg
Aug 9th, 2009, 09:42 PM
:lol

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 09:50 PM
yeah, horny men.. don't encourage "it".

Sam
Aug 9th, 2009, 09:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/pennywise.jpg

BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

Tadao
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:12 PM
Am I late for the orgy?

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:17 PM
you can flip the vinyl.

Tadao
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:19 PM
Are you a natural blonde?

Sam
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:20 PM
;)

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:21 PM
yeah, i am. wanna see my roots?

Tadao
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:24 PM
;) You look good in jet black too.

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:26 PM
H8 BLONDES

NOTHING PERSONAL

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:29 PM
It's not black, it's just very very very very very dark blue.


*no, it's dark brown.

Dixie
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:31 PM
Father Ted references already?

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:33 PM
http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/Photo50.jpg


better?

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:33 PM
Father Ted references already?


yes. already.




If I'm going to be plastered all over the board, might as well show off my three stooges shirt.

Tadao
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:34 PM
Dang I knew I shoulda gone higher than 20

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:41 PM
http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/Photo10.jpg

old but this one is for you. (recently single) *wink*

Esuohlim
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:56 PM
Thanks guys, I think I see the uprising of a new attention whore here on i-mockery dot com

Aimless
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:58 PM
well if he's going to plaster my ugly pictures all over the board, I might as well help him.

Aaarg
Aug 10th, 2009, 12:01 AM
i am wearing an upright citizens brigade t-shirt.

Sam
Aug 10th, 2009, 12:07 AM
i am wearing a bloodhound gang t-shirt.

Esuohlim
Aug 10th, 2009, 01:10 AM
i am wearing a cassandra 'roast beef' kazenzakis t-shirt.

Zhukov
Aug 10th, 2009, 02:49 AM
I'm wearing pyjamas.

DevilWearsPrada
Aug 10th, 2009, 03:51 AM
if i say "i'm wearing a bob marley t-shirt" will i get e-beat up :(

Aimless
Aug 10th, 2009, 04:05 AM
is it tie dye?

DevilWearsPrada
Aug 10th, 2009, 04:16 AM
it's brown and has him playing a les paul on it.



...what does tie dye have to do with bob marley

Aimless
Aug 10th, 2009, 04:27 AM
I know a very overweight man with a pink and purple tie dye bob marley shirt... it's hideous.

DevilWearsPrada
Aug 10th, 2009, 04:52 AM
"Bob marley smoked weed. So did hippies. And hippies like tie dye! So bob marley fits perfectly! :hurf"

people make me angry

Aimless
Aug 10th, 2009, 06:02 AM
hippies like to claim marley. they don't have many heroes.

elx
Aug 10th, 2009, 10:14 AM
Thanks guys, I think I see the uprising of a new attention whore here on i-mockery dot com
http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/klsdfkxlkosfk.jpg
:rolleyes

Esuohlim
Aug 10th, 2009, 10:16 AM
Posts like that make MattJack sad :(

Dimnos
Aug 10th, 2009, 10:20 AM
https://www.thepoppyseedonline.com/cart/images/bands%20031.JPG

elx
Aug 10th, 2009, 10:30 AM
Posts like that make MattJack sad :(
how come? :(

Zhukov
Aug 10th, 2009, 10:35 AM
Because you are too young to be posting pictures of yourself. Come back in thirty five years when you look as old as Aimless.

dirtyxblondexdame
Aug 10th, 2009, 10:54 AM
Finally gave in and dyed my hair. this is from my birthday (May) since i'm too lazy to take any new pictures.
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/birthday.jpg

dirtyxblondexdame
Aug 10th, 2009, 10:56 AM
oh wait! pigtails :)

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/PIGTAILS.jpg

executioneer
Aug 10th, 2009, 05:08 PM
oh man i post a new pic and all of the sudden its HAWT LADY CENTRAL in here

dirtyxblondexdame
Aug 10th, 2009, 05:40 PM
zombified DBD:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/mezombie.jpg

dirtyxblondexdame
Aug 10th, 2009, 05:51 PM
and yes i know my fucking eyebrows are uneven. they just grow in different directions. stupid eyebrows.

MattJack
Aug 10th, 2009, 07:17 PM
http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/klsdfkxlkosfk.jpg

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4LJf9fYM8-s&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4LJf9fYM8-s&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Dixie
Aug 10th, 2009, 08:14 PM
About time gawdammit

Skulhedface
Aug 10th, 2009, 08:52 PM
When I first started posting here at least a billion years ago I was all
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/theemersons_album/86120212_l.jpg

and now I'm all
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/theemersons_album/IMG00017.jpg

But that picture was taken a few months ago so add about an inch of hair growth. Damn hippy.

Tadao
Aug 11th, 2009, 02:04 AM
So you have stopped showering?

Dixie
Aug 11th, 2009, 02:14 AM
It' funny how a few inches of hair, expensive tequila, and a month without sex makes someone attractive.

Skulhedface
Aug 11th, 2009, 03:31 AM
Still shower, still have sex. I know I may look like the typical long haired loser, but you forgot to add in the fact that I'm still a relatively newlywedded long haired loser. I've been married for three years (still new, if you factor in that most divorces happen after about seven, eight years if you're not a celebrity) which means we still have sex, and of course the wife demands I don't stink on a regular basis, hence, showering on a regular basis.

I guess I did good. I'm a long haired, bearded guy with a Mario tattoo, and I still get laid. I hope it's not just because I trapped her with the words "I do.", and that at least ONE person still thinks I'm attractive.

Oh, thanks, Tadao, now you have me thinking my marriage is a sham and that she only puts out because I pay her bills.

SELF ESTEEM MINUS FIVE

kahljorn
Aug 11th, 2009, 05:09 AM
i like the smiths :(

executioneer
Aug 11th, 2009, 06:36 AM
dude skulheadface you look kind of like michael ian black :eek

Tadao
Aug 11th, 2009, 12:11 PM
Oh, thanks, Tadao, now you have me thinking my marriage is a sham and that she only puts out because I pay her bills.

SELF ESTEEM MINUS FIVE

If Dixie says you are doable, you are golden.

Chojin
Aug 11th, 2009, 12:34 PM
If Dixie says you are doable, you are golden.

idk have you seen the guys she's attracted to

Dimnos
Aug 11th, 2009, 12:49 PM
They are dirty Scandinavian types right? :confused:

Chojin
Aug 11th, 2009, 01:14 PM
she gets wet for men who clearly exhibit a storied history of drug abuse and look like they just escaped from a post-apocalyptic version of the 80s.

Tadao
Aug 11th, 2009, 01:27 PM
and aren't me :<

Dixie
Aug 11th, 2009, 01:46 PM
Never had a dirty scandinavian, might be interested in fixing that if i see the right one.
yes i like dudes that look like they should be in mad max movies it seems, but my recent finds have been quite normal looking lately.

Fathom Zero
Aug 12th, 2009, 03:10 AM
That's depressing! Why do that when you can be with someone rash and irresponsible?

executioneer
Aug 12th, 2009, 04:57 AM
or someone with an irresponsible rash, badum-psh

Dixie
Aug 12th, 2009, 12:14 PM
I'm normally the one with the irresponsible rash
:(

executioneer
Aug 12th, 2009, 01:14 PM
my rashes are all completely responsible ;_;

Dixie
Aug 12th, 2009, 01:25 PM
i got a heat rash from work :(

Zhukov
Aug 13th, 2009, 10:47 AM
Here is me when I first started to post here:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/Zhukov2.jpg

Six odd years later:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/joeunderground.jpg

Apart from glasses and some facial hair I don't think I have changed that much to warrant a before and after post.

stevetothepast
Aug 13th, 2009, 03:15 PM
You should come to Canada, only 299 Pounds. Or is that Euros?

elx
Aug 13th, 2009, 04:05 PM
edit: wrong thread:(

Aimless
Aug 13th, 2009, 04:06 PM
Sweetie, I understand you want to play rough like the big boys.. I forgive you. Friends? <3

Fathom Zero
Aug 13th, 2009, 04:08 PM
That's pounds.

elx
Aug 13th, 2009, 05:05 PM
Sweetie, I understand you want to play rough like the big boys.. I forgive you. Friends? <3
how convenient that this is now suddenly below you when it doesn't go your way. here's an invitation to redeem yourself, re-post the picture or explain why it is that it disappeared after you took that shot at me. really, i'm dying to hear what else your brilliant mind can come up with.

P.S - don't bother regurgitating the same high-road crap, your chances of pulling that off are shot now.

Dixie
Aug 13th, 2009, 05:06 PM
I've never seen chicks fight over Sam like this, it's kind of hot.

executioneer
Aug 13th, 2009, 06:39 PM
it's getting me hot under the COLLAR :jealosu

Dixie
Aug 13th, 2009, 06:43 PM
When they realize Sam isn't really Morrisey you'll be next dude.

Fathom Zero
Aug 13th, 2009, 06:55 PM
If I had to give Sam a name, I'd call him Mr. College.

Dixie
Aug 13th, 2009, 07:02 PM
Why is that?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 13th, 2009, 07:19 PM
Does SAM have a picture?

Aaarg
Aug 13th, 2009, 07:23 PM
I turned into a dog.
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/porchdog.jpg
Let's keep this our little secret.

Colonel Flagg
Aug 13th, 2009, 07:39 PM
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/doc-science/personal/Clear064.jpg

My car, after a deer accident.

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/doc-science/RJ2.jpg

My impression of what the deer looked like, right before I hit him. :(

Aaarg
Aug 13th, 2009, 07:43 PM
Oh lord, you look like one of my old store managers.

Also sucks about the car. Doesn't seem so bad considering how much damage they could do. Nobody was hurt, right?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 13th, 2009, 07:53 PM
How did the claim end up going colonel?

Tadao
Aug 13th, 2009, 07:56 PM
Alan Alda eque

Aimless
Aug 13th, 2009, 08:00 PM
how convenient that this is now suddenly below you when it doesn't go your way. here's an invitation to redeem yourself, re-post the picture or explain why it is that it disappeared after you took that shot at me. really, i'm dying to hear what else your brilliant mind can come up with.

P.S - don't bother regurgitating the same high-road crap, your chances of pulling that off are shot now.

It actually disappeared a few days ago. I originally posted it because Tadao was changing his avatar to different pictures in my photobucket so I figured I would help him out and get the worst one out of the way.


... and I wasn't taking the high road, I just felt sorry for you. *cuddles & kisses*!!

Dixie
Aug 13th, 2009, 08:02 PM
Nahh he's more attractive than Alan Alda.

Sam
Aug 13th, 2009, 08:43 PM
I've never seen chicks fight over Sam like this, it's kind of hot.

WHAT KIND OF BIZARRO WORLD IS THIS?

elx
Aug 13th, 2009, 08:58 PM
it had nothing to do with sam, i just dislike her

Colonel Flagg
Aug 13th, 2009, 09:48 PM
Nahh he's more attractive than Alan Alda.


Thanks, Dix. 'preciate it! :)

Colonel Flagg
Aug 13th, 2009, 09:52 PM
How did the claim end up going colonel?

OK. The photos were a big help, as they show the deer hair in the crunched up right front quarterpanel. We carry a $500 deductible on comprehensive, so it could have been much worse.

I'm just glad the car wasn't totaled. It's pretty old, and has quite a few miles, but it's a Honda, and they last forever. :)

Colonel Flagg
Aug 13th, 2009, 09:54 PM
Oh lord, you look like one of my old store managers.

Sucks to be him, then. :\

Nobody was hurt, right?

Nope, seat belts were worn by all occupants, so the only casualty was the deer. :( Thanks for asking.

Esuohlim
Aug 13th, 2009, 11:08 PM
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/doc-science/RJ2.jpg

BEN LINUS FROM "LOST"

http://blogtalkradio.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/emerson-thumb.jpg

SORT OF :\

Colonel Flagg
Aug 14th, 2009, 05:21 AM
Actually he looks more like a friend of mine from my college days. In my opinion, of course. :\

Fathom Zero
Aug 14th, 2009, 05:30 AM
Why is that?

BECAUSE SAM LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 14th, 2009, 10:47 AM
OK. The photos were a big help, as they show the deer hair in the crunched up right front quarterpanel. We carry a $500 deductible on comprehensive, so it could have been much worse.

I'm just glad the car wasn't totaled. It's pretty old, and has quite a few miles, but it's a Honda, and they last forever. :)

Glad to hear. :) Honda's do last forever.

Fathom Zero
Aug 14th, 2009, 01:22 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux

these last forever

Kitsa
Aug 14th, 2009, 02:23 PM
Ok. I'm gonna try this one last time.

This is back when my favorite shirt fit. My eyes are weird because the sun's in my face.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/headsonfirefri.jpg

Aimless
Aug 14th, 2009, 02:27 PM
Nice picture, is your hair really that color or is it the sun? I love it.

The same thing happened to my three stooges t-shirt, that's why I cut it...now I only wear it around the house. *sob*

Kitsa
Aug 14th, 2009, 02:30 PM
I'm one of a couple of Soulless Gingers here on imockery. My hair is more or less orange and then that color in the sun. Except one time I tried to dye it brown myself and it turned purple. But that's a long story.

I also found out that when you try to dye invisible eyebrows brown, it turns the skin under your eyebrows purple and that just looks stupid.

Aimless
Aug 14th, 2009, 02:37 PM
Mine are white so I either use eyeshadow or an eyeliner pencil, just lightly. I don't want to look like I painted them on.

I tried to do mine black once and I got this really haggy purple color. Now I just look like a skunk because the blonde is coming back in, I just can't decide what color I want now.

Kitsa
Aug 14th, 2009, 02:39 PM
Yeah, I think light-colored hair like blonde or red is more or less clear and that's why the dark stuff doesn't take quite right.

I just came to terms with having invisible eyebrows.

Aimless
Aug 14th, 2009, 02:41 PM
I think they suit your hair color, you don't want to have your eyebrows popping out at you.

Kitsa
Aug 14th, 2009, 02:44 PM
Might as well have everything match. I don't bother covering the freckles either.

There was a lady where I used to work who dyed her hair this weird maroon color and constantly referred to herself as a redhead. Then she tried to lump me in with it, as in, "We redheads have to stick together." I kept my distance from her.

Anyway.

Aimless
Aug 14th, 2009, 03:02 PM
She sounds like the kind of lady that would hug you awkwardly while saying that.

Colonel Flagg
Aug 14th, 2009, 03:38 PM
A girl at work with black hair tried to dye her hair red. It's now a color not found in nature. :x

dirtyxblondexdame
Aug 14th, 2009, 03:45 PM
Yeah, I think light-colored hair like blonde or red is more or less clear and that's why the dark stuff doesn't take quite right.

defenitley true -- im a natural blonde and when I had dark hair (black, brown, dark red, etc) i always had to dye at least twice to get the correct depth. especially with red -- i had to dye it brown first to get the red to stay.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 14th, 2009, 04:12 PM
Red is hard to do. I've had mine turn out everywhere between orange and purple.

dirtyxblondexdame
Aug 14th, 2009, 04:25 PM
wow purple? i had that happen once and i said "fuck it" and just left it :P

but i say yaay for you not hiding your freckles :D i have TONS of them, and i gave up trying to hide them years ago.

Tadao
Aug 14th, 2009, 06:49 PM
http://acidcow.com/content/img/new03/30/24.jpg

I've been a mess lately.

Dixie
Aug 14th, 2009, 06:52 PM
Dad?

Chojin
Aug 15th, 2009, 02:52 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/topofdesk_new.jpg

SET A COURSE, MISTER ORTON

Zhukov
Aug 15th, 2009, 04:28 AM
I keep forgetting Kitsa is a Ranga'. I imagine she looks like her avatar until she posts a picture, then I forget what she looks like after a few minuets once more.

Kitsa
Aug 15th, 2009, 07:40 AM
It's for the best.

Zhukov
Aug 15th, 2009, 07:55 AM
And while we're on the subject, the first time I noticed your avatar changed from smiling-and-facing-the-other-way, to grinning-and-facing-ME, I did a massive double take.

Kitsa
Aug 15th, 2009, 08:05 AM
heh heh heh.

I have about six variations that I change when the mood strikes. Most people don't notice.

Colonel Flagg
Aug 15th, 2009, 08:17 AM
It creeps me out when you do that, too!

Which is probably the whole point, right? :chatter

Kitsa
Aug 15th, 2009, 08:20 AM
you know it.

as an aside, I'm sorry about the deer situation :(

Colonel Flagg
Aug 15th, 2009, 08:26 AM
No worries, it was a while ago. I've actually hit a total of 3 since I've lived out in the sticks. Unfortunately they're kind of hard to avoid, when they want to be. :/

http://acidcow.com/content/img/new03/30/24.jpg

http://i09.bdbphotos.com/3L/67/0001189367-84418L.jpg
Gene? Gene Simmons?

Kitsa
Aug 15th, 2009, 08:35 AM
I think this guy fronted BESO, not KISS.

elx
Aug 15th, 2009, 12:43 PM
No worries, it was a while ago. I've actually hit a total of 3 since I've lived out in the sticks. Unfortunately they're kind of hard to avoid, when they want to be. :/

were the deer okay?

Zhukov
Aug 15th, 2009, 12:49 PM
You know the answer, you just want to hear the gory details.

Dixie
Aug 15th, 2009, 12:55 PM
Who gives a fuck about the deer?
Glad you're ok Flagg
:)

Colonel Flagg
Aug 15th, 2009, 02:16 PM
were the deer okay?

Sing it with me and Meat Loaf, elx:

"I want you/I need you
But there ain't no way that
I'm ever gonna love you

Now don't feel sad
(don't feel sad)
'cause baby 2 out of 3 ain't bad"

Colonel Flagg
Aug 15th, 2009, 02:17 PM
Who gives a fuck about the deer?
Glad you're ok Flagg
:)

Thanks, Dix. 'preciate it. ;)

Wiffles
Aug 21st, 2009, 06:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/001.jpg

Dixie
Aug 21st, 2009, 06:11 PM
PUT ON SOME CLOTHES GODDAMMIT
WE HAVE A NO NUDITY RULE

Dixie
Aug 21st, 2009, 06:13 PM
INFRACTION

Tadao
Aug 21st, 2009, 06:15 PM
Nice white wash stains on the monitor :x

Wiffles
Aug 21st, 2009, 06:19 PM
INFRACTION

I didnt see you complaining about nudity in my avatar and I had it for 6 years ._.

Nice white wash stains on the monitor :x

Trust me, its not a stain. its a reflection comming from my curtains, which have plant patterns on them ^^;

Dixie
Aug 21st, 2009, 06:22 PM
6 years....you know what I've been doing every day for 6 years?
smoking lots of pot.
excuse me if i don't notice you most of the time, i don't like you harshing my buzz.
jerk

Wiffles
Aug 21st, 2009, 06:23 PM
cool, go build a pot cocoon then ^^

Dixie
Aug 21st, 2009, 06:27 PM
:orgasm:orgasm:orgasm :love:love:love
:orgasm:orgasm
:orgasm:orgasm
:orgasm:orgasm:orgasm :love:love:love
:orgasm:orgasm:orgasm
:orgasm:orgasm:orgasm:orgasm:orgasm:orgasm:orgasm: orgasm

MajorScales
Aug 21st, 2009, 08:47 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/PhotoFunia_40b37.jpg

My new screen saver...brilliant.

Wiffles
Aug 21st, 2009, 08:48 PM
Im sorry for being needlessly naked earlier Dixie. I cant help it, im really sorry. Hopefully we can be best buds and enjoy some of this green smelly stuff that my friend gave me. Get it? Best-buds! ^.^

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/DSCN4484.jpg

Sam
Aug 21st, 2009, 08:51 PM
WIFFLES I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU

I KNOW YOUR BROTHER MIFFLES NEVER WANTED YOU TO START DOING DRUGS

Dixie
Aug 21st, 2009, 08:54 PM
i don't like varmints.
>:

Wiffles
Aug 21st, 2009, 08:54 PM
What drugs? The man said it was cinnamon O.O

MajorScales
Aug 21st, 2009, 08:54 PM
31 and i can still rock the pigtails. ignore the child's mess behind me >:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/pt1.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/pt.jpg

cue fartin in 3, 2, 1...

HOT :love I think I'm 3 years too late :\

Dixie
Aug 21st, 2009, 08:59 PM
http://www.unliberaledwoman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/yosemite_sam_stressed.jpg
varmints are bad

EIFFLES
Aug 21st, 2009, 09:01 PM
Wiffles mon cousin, how dare you fumer la marijuana