Post Yer Picture Here...

[Juttin]

:/

That was just sick

Also, I don't "Breathe Heavily/ Sweat Profusely".
I'm just, pudgy.

I thought Fat-Joke time was over :(

[Yggdrasill]

Dire you didn't give me enough space to prepare for that non-ugly, young Sarah Connorish picture.

[Dire Flamingo]

Dire you didn't give me enough space to prepare for that non-ugly, young Sarah Connorish picture.
Y'know, I'm not 100% sure how to interpret this. I'll assume it's my nose. :|

[Yggdrasill]

Uhm you look hot and tuff. You should pose with some guns.

[HickMan]

http://myspace-163.vo.llnwd.net/00276/36/10/276890163_l.jpg

[Dire Flamingo]

I'm 14, I don't have any advanced weaponry. And by that I mean "anything more than a wrist rocket".
But here's a picture of me with a bug on my arm:
http://myspace-571.vo.llnwd.net/01085/17/51/1085921571_l.gif

[Juttin]

Why are you trying to makeout with the camera?

[Sam]

Woah Hickman you got a tan! :lol

[Juttin]

That's not Hickman, because Hickman is a giant bird.
With a hat.

[HickMan]

http://myspace-584.vo.llnwd.net/01229/48/59/1229639584_l.jpg
YEP!

[Juttin]

Someone got tired halfway through making that costume, and gave it bear fur legs :/

[HickMan]

And Addidas :o

[Juttin]

No, that's just to guard your razor sharp talons

[HickMan]

God you're hilarious

[Juttin]

That sounded like an insult :(

[Yggdrasill]

I can recognize sarcasm here and I just joined last month.

[Dire Flamingo]

I just noticed something.
http://www.personal.psu.edu/njs177/baby.jpg
This post has no pictures of baby chinchillas.

[Juttin]

Baby Chinchillas are scary-looking

[DamnthatDavid]

Hey, we should continue hitting on the 14 year old. Hell, I'm only 8-9 years older.

And if you want to pose with guns, I have a couple.

[Juttin]

He also has candy. In his van. He told me so himself.

[Sam]

My name is Juttin and I reply to everything!

[Juttin]

I'm just really bored :/

[Yggdrasill]

My name is Juttin and I reply to everything! Im Juttin', struttin', and finger buttin' my days away. :/

[DamnthatDavid]

hehe, guns are fun.

[Dire Flamingo]

Wait, I think my brother has a machete. And my dad has a bayonet. Not quite something you can hold in the air and yell "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK", though. :(

Edit: here's a picture of my homosexual room. :( I need to put up my Iggy Pop and David Bowie posters and paint it a less "enthusiastic" shade of green.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/SushiMongrel/MyRoomMock2.gif

[GADZOOKS]

http://myspace-584.vo.llnwd.net/01229/48/59/1229639584_l.jpg
YEP!

I LOVE IT!

[glowbelly]

long time no picture from me :o NOW LISTEN UP:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/hugsnotdrugs.jpg

[Dire Flamingo]

Glowbelly, I have that shirt only it's blue. :D

[glowbelly]

hooray for hugs :D

[jin]

Hey guys, i bought a new car! ;D

I didn't plan on getting one at all, but i got an offer i couldn't pass up. ;o

http://www.millionaire-society.com/images/Fronthome.jpg

http://www.millionaire-society.com/images/Backhome.jpg

http://www.millionaire-society.com/images/Skylinelogohome1.gif

It's a 1997 Nissan Skyline, R33 GTS-T 2-door currently with an m-spec bodykit and I love it to bits. It's so powerful that i need to get a special license from another state to legally drive it! ;D

It can only use really high octane fuel, though, because it's a racecar ;<

And emu, i love your Datsun Z car- can we have more pictures of it? ;0

I'm considering buying a 260Z or maybe a 240Z if i can come across it, as a project car, and putting in a supra engine. Have you come into any trouble with yours at all- or anything i should look for? ;o

Ps. sorry for the crappy looking pictures- i was using my cell phone camera! ;0

[executioneer]

i got a 84 toyota corolla on sunday

i dont got money ;_;

[FartinMowler]

I was watching some car show that said that Skyline is the most saught after car for "Drifting" racing :/ I watched Fast and Furious Tokyo :( and enjoyed it...


My 2003 Jeep Rubicon. I put a 4 inch lift and special stuff for off roading :/ that I rarely get a chance to do.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/ellie008.jpg

[DamnthatDavid]

GET THAT JEEP FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD FARTIN! A SKYLINE IS PRESENT.

DEAD GOD, a Skyline. The newest models sell up to $80,000 in the states...

You sir, ARE MY IDOL, LORD, AND MASTER! It is the one reason I want to travel to Japan, to pick up the older R-32 Model.

And Willie, if you say your Corrolla is the GTS (or SR5)model, I will kill myself... or at least a friend.

MORE PICTURES OF THE SKYLINE PLEASE!

[WhiteRat]

I'm going to stick my nose in the air and say "hmmph" to that skyline. I see about 20 of those things on any given day. They are to Japan what Cavaliers or Accords are to the States. Regardless, still a nice ride you have though.

[executioneer]

uhhh it's blue idk

did you notice i said it was an '84

[liquidstatik]

I got a 96 Chevy lumina. It's black. :[

I'm going to get it painted burple, though, and put it on some 26" rims among other things. :X

[liquidstatik]

oh and my dad backed into it a few hours ago and now there's a huge ass dent in the door. :[

[Sajuuk]

Just hit 17 today :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Sajuuk/Moi.jpg

[Rez]

been awhile since i posted a pic.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/rez/P1010009.jpg

[HickMan]

You don't want me to post a picture of my car. If anybody remembers it's a '89 Pontiac 6000 LE Safari Edition. Which means a hulking grey station wagon. But now it's a hulking grey station wagon with flames and gold and a lil' bit of the good Dr. Phil :o

[DamnthatDavid]

did you notice i said it was an '84

I noticed, but from 84-88 I believe they had the SR5 motor slammed inside some of the Corrollas shipping to the states. And everyone with a SR5 engine was RWD.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

HOLY SHIT. Dire Flamingo you are quite purdy. AND I CAN SAY THAT AND NOT GET ARRESTED BECAUSE IM 14! HA. lol

[Dire Flamingo]

Okay people, we officially are going to stop complimenting me because I chopped like a ton of my hair off for Locks of Love. It's that organization that makes hair into wigs for people undergoing chemotherapy. I'll put some pictures up after I get it cut a little different and I look less like I'm Emo. :)

[Chojin]

do you look like a dyke now? cause that would be so hawt and we just lost our last forum dyke to reality.

[Dire Flamingo]

do you look like a dyke now? cause that would be so hawt and we just lost our last forum dyke to reality.

No, I just sort of look like a dumbass.
But I did something for the children.

[Yggdrasill]

I bet you look like John Connor.

HAWT

[WhiteRat]

do you look like a dyke now? cause that would be so hawt and we just lost our last forum dyke to reality.

My slightly inebriated state has caused me to go hahhahaha.

No really, i laughed pretty hard when I read that.

[DeadKennedys]

Okay people, we officially are going to stop complimenting me because I chopped like a ton of my hair off for Locks of Love. It's that organization that makes hair into wigs for people undergoing chemotherapy. I'll put some pictures up after I get it cut a little different and I look less like I'm Emo. :)

That means you're cute, and thoughtful.

[enterthefawn]

pictures of Fawn...

http://myspace-651.vo.llnwd.net/01109/15/66/1109066651_l.jpg
i was sick when i took this

http://myspace-310.vo.llnwd.net/01168/01/34/1168834310_l.jpg
my brother says this is the most bad ass picture hes ever seen of me

http://myspace-880.vo.llnwd.net/01220/08/88/1220568880_l.jpg
me just lounging


well i think thats enough for now

[liquidstatik]

i think that's enough for a good while, actually. :O

[Esuohlim]

ew

[Fathom Zero]

You'd look like my youngest aunt if you weren't anorexic.

[Supafly345]

Be nice guys, she might be really funny!

[Grislygus]

She's really touchy.

[WhiteRat]

You guys drove her away in disgust. I bet she's never coming back to I-mockery ever again.

[Fathom Zero]

And to think I was going to ask her to Homecoming.

[enterthefawn]

You guys drove her away in disgust. I bet she's never coming back to I-mockery ever again.

well i thought about it... then i thought better, im not gonna let a couple bakayarros ruin what could be a nice experience for me

and plus you seem like a pretty nice guy, as do some others, i will just ignore the assholes

as far as the comments on my pictures, im 5ft 6in and weigh 117lbs, i am in no way anorexic, or fat, also i know im beautiful, and i dont need you people to validate that, so imi imishe kuso!

[Esuohlim]

Oh man that an*me shit isn't going to fly around here, fair warning

[Misdemonar]

Guys I just discoverd how to turn my computer on!

[Jixby Phillips]

o dear i wish i was in japan its so beautiful there and they know respect unlike america

[enterthefawn]

o dear i wish i was in japan its so beautiful there and they know respect unlike america

i agree

[WhiteRat]

o dear i wish i was in japan its so beautiful there and they know respect unlike america

i agree

Yeah you can also get your asscrack washed with soap suds and then have your man meat tugged on for about 10 mins.

[MrAdventure]

ENTER THE YAWN

[HickMan]

Japan knows how to live off the land or at least their samauri warriors do I know because I saw The Last Samaurie with Tom Cruise I wish I could be there I would learn so much about life nature and of course how to use a sword cuz thats what its all about

[Fathom Zero]

Where do you live in OK?, I live in Lawton.

[enterthefawn]

Seminole, it about 65 miles east of OKC, in other words, the middle of nowhere

[Grislygus]

I sense escapism.

[enterthefawn]

well i hated living in OKC, but seminole is so boring lol

escapism hmmm, arkansas, then japan, tis a good plan :lol

[DeadKennedys]

No. People like you are quite possibly the saddest life forms on earth. Your plan is destined to fail, and you know why?

You're one of those geeks who considers anime the pinnacle of Japanese culture, you imagine yourself moving there and it'll be video games and and sushi and hello kitty all day! You soak up everything Japanese like a sponge.

You've learned the barest rudiments of japanese and throw it around in sentences like Peggy Hill.

The thing is, you know nothing more than your pathetic idealism about a land you think will accept your social ineptitude like you're some kind of gaijin goddess. On the off chance you make it there, you'll realize that under the shiny, pocky covered exterior we see on TV and the undoubtedly countless Japanese magazines you've subscribed to, it's just another country. It has its faults and strengths, just like the rest. Jesus, open your eyes!

For someone like myself who studies Japanese, it's insulting to see the otaku in my classroom. They have shirts with japanese characters they can't read, they say "hai" and "kawaii" in conversations like they're really speaking another language, they make up japanese names for themselves and drone on and on about last night's anime. Their grammar is terrible, their accents worse, and I laugh when I imagine the culture shock they'll experience, when they discover that when they were shunned and reviled in their home country, they actually thought the land of the rising sun would worship them.

[Schimid]

he's right, you know

i beat up kids like you

[Esuohlim]

You've summed up exactly what I've been wanting to tell so many people I know for so long. :(

[WhiteRat]

No. People like you are quite possibly the saddest life forms on earth. Your plan is destined to fail, and you know why?

You're one of those geeks who considers anime the pinnacle of Japanese culture, you imagine yourself moving there and it'll be video games and and sushi and hello kitty all day! You soak up everything Japanese like a sponge.

You've learned the barest rudiments of japanese and throw it around in sentences like Peggy Hill.

The thing is, you know nothing more than your pathetic idealism about a land you think will accept your social ineptitude like you're some kind of gaijin goddess. On the off chance you make it there, you'll realize that under the shiny, pocky covered exterior we see on TV and the undoubtedly countless Japanese magazines you've subscribed to, it's just another country. It has its faults and strengths, just like the rest. Jesus, open your eyes!

For someone like myself who studies Japanese, it's insulting to see the otaku in my classroom. They have shirts with japanese characters they can't read, they say "hai" and "kawaii" in conversations like they're really speaking another language, they make up japanese names for themselves and drone on and on about last night's anime. Their grammar is terrible, their accents worse, and I laugh when I imagine the culture shock they'll experience, when they discover that when they were shunned and reviled in their home country, they actually thought the land of the rising sun would worship them.

I think there is some truth to the whole "socially unacceptable nerd-a-zoid" soaking up the social sun in Japan theory. Now, i'm not saying the culuture will revere and worship such a person, but they'll sure as hell fit in better than let's say the average american.

I work with a guy who is exactly like this. As a matter of fact, some friends and I have had this conversation about him many times. The fact is that he is a tad off kilter in the social department and alot of people give him a hard time because of that. Like DK said about our new Fanime character, he feels ousted from his own culuture, and feels a need to find a new one. In my experience i've found the Japanese to be quite accepting and kind. The kid needs to feel welcome, and so far he hasn't found it in the states. He does happen to fit in quite well over here. He speaks decent Japanese, follows the wacked out clothing "trends", and has a strong desire to learn and fit in with the culture. If there was anyone that I know that after thier time in the military would come back and live here, it would be him. Either that, or he turns gay, that's another possibility. We feel bad for the guy. For once in his life he actually fits in and has alot of close friends (japanese) and in one month he's getting shipped off to Minot, North Dakota. Say bye-bye to a life!

I understand what DK means. Your average fat and seizure-inducing cartoon craving fan sees Japan as a whole new world where they can start a new life and wash away the pain of having their books kicked out of thier hands in the hallways. The likelyhood of them actually achieving this dream is slim. But for some I do think there is some truth to Fawn's dream. But sadly, like I mentioned somewhere else on the boards, the only way she'll get there is if she signs away her soul or decides to give out tug jobs in a dark smokey bar for 10 mins.

/end rant

[DuFresne]

I'm personally quite happy with my culuture.

[Jixby Phillips]

lol i was being facecious and making fun of you and you didn't even fucking know it and i bet you're gonna call me dumb by pointing out a spelling mistake, ugh

america rules, zip IIIITTTTT

[Marc Summers]

I think there's a major difference between what the Japanese want you to think of them versus what their culture is actually like. Since most people are only able to see Japan through Japan's media (anime), the people here only see what Japan wants them to see.

[GADZOOKS]

Thanks for the tip, dork.

[kahljorn]

I took samurai lessons for a while it's really fun. You sort of figure out the dynamics/physics of the sword slice/attack and everything else is automatic. There's also learning which spots to hit on the opponent but most of that is learned in the attack.. the move things (can't remember what they are called) are mostly pretty difficult, alot of them involve starting in negotiation whatever pose when you're on both knees and jumping up suddenly into an attack and then killing the person.

[Johnny Couth]

http://myspace-896.vo.llnwd.net/01127/69/83/1127943896_l.jpg

This is all very interesting.

[DamnthatDavid]

She looks like she needs another Hamburger.

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mustacheface.jpg

I cut most of my beard off (THE REST OF MY FACE DOES *NTO* APPROVE >:)

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/williecop.jpg

do you realize how fast you were going

[executioneer]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/williecop.jpg

I'M GONAN LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING :x

[Esuohlim]

Fetching :eek

[MrAdventure]

haha whoa willie's first photo says "yea ok heres some hairs yall" and just add chojins outfit and suddenly he's fuckin thuggin like a hop hop video

[zeldasbiggestfan]

haha whoa willie's first photo says "yea ok heres some hairs yall" and just add chojins outfit and suddenly he's fuckin thuggin like a hop hop video That made me LOL. Good job. You get a happy sticker.

[HickMan]

http://myspace-278.vo.llnwd.net/01263/87/27/1263917278_l.jpg
Guys im bringing sexy back that's me on the left

[liquidstatik]

THESE MUTHERF*CKERS ODN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT

[HickMan]

http://myspace-770.vo.llnwd.net/01267/07/71/1267971770_l.jpg
sry different posts but like is aid im bringing sexy back

[Rez]

YEAH!

[CaptainBubba]

Hooray for IKEA and lingonberry meatballs and wierd pillows :o

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/AlexLoves.jpg

Homecoming at UMW is a serious time for very serious people. >:
Her name is also Alex. :x

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/Alexs.jpg

[HickMan]

seriously

[Juttin]

Hey Hickman, you look like a preppy fag
Would you happen to be a preppy fag?

[liquidstatik]

don't be mad 'cause no cheerleader likes a fat kid, juttin

[Juttin]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2448/untitledef5.png

[Rongi]

i thought you killed yourself because you're fat and your dad killed himself because he didnt love you

[Juttin]

I like your Photoshop skills

[Juttin]

i thought you killed yourself because you're fat and your dad killed himself because he didnt love you

No, I faked death to get away for a few months, or so.
I think Zomboid found out, so, I just kinda said "Fuck it"

[Fathom Zero]

I like the way you're lustfully looking at stinky pete.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

i thought you killed yourself because you're fat and your dad killed himself because he didnt love you

No, I faked death to get away for a few months, or so.
I think Zomboid found out, so, I just kinda said "Fuck it" Dude everybody knew. Not just Zomboid.

[Juttin]

Well, whatever. I'm back, and such.

[liquidstatik]

lol you were going to kill yourself

[Juttin]

No, not really.

[liquidstatik]

lol yeah you were

[Juttin]

Wow, you're an incredibly dense one, aren't you?

No, I faked death to get away for a few months, or so. I think Zomboid found out, so, I just kinda said "Fuck it"

[Esuohlim]

Juttin if it wasn't such a strenuous task for someone of your build I'd give you a high five, bro!

[Juttin]

I'll take that as a neutral comment.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hahahaha :lol

[Sam]

Juttin and zeldasbiggestfan are each others only friends. :lol

[GADZOOKS]

What's a matter Juttin, scared to take your life you wimp?

[MetalMilitia]

No, I faked death to get away for a few months, or so.


Since when did "or so" mean "or days"?

[Juttin]

"Or so" meant "Or until I got bored and wanted to rejoin"

[MrAdventure]

there's this thing called "following through" that you should know about it see it's a little something that i was taught when my dad and i were golfi...

uh, well, you know how the box of cereal has that handy plastic bag inside that you can tip upwards to consume every last crumb well it's kinda like that except apply that resolve and drive to other aspects of your life such as pretending to stay dead on the internet

[Rongi]

it would be pretty funny if juttin made up his father's death just for attention

[Juttin]

No, that all happened. Mouth to mouth, and all.

[liquidstatik]

ew you kissed him? :x

[Juttin]

Well, I tried to recussitate him.

That's kissing? :/

Oh well...

[liquidstatik]

maybe it was your pizza breathe that killed him, then. :O!

[Juttin]

He was dead when I tried doing so. I was delirious

[Grislygus]

I don't think going through a standard medical procedure counts as 'delirious', Juttin.

[Misdemonar]

This thread is getting to HOT for my age!

[Juttin]

Well, I was half-delirious. He was very obviously dead.

Forget the whole "Juttin's dad" thing, please.
I don't find it funny, it's just really depressing :(

[Sethomas]

Man remember when this thread had pictures in it those were the days right.

[Evil Robot]

Location: DEAD

[Chojin]

Forget the whole "Juttin's dad" thing, please.
I don't find it funny, it's just really depressing :(
YOU DON'T SAY

[GADZOOKS]

I heard if you said Juttin's Dad 3 times he comes back to the real world.

[Jixby Phillips]

post your picture her e

[WhiteRat]

Fine then

http://myspace-704.vo.llnwd.net/01275/40/75/1275315704_l.jpg

[liquidstatik]

tryin ta get ta u an dat booooty

[Ketamine]

I'm gonna post a picture of myself today >:

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/4mdicksucking.JPG

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/22-brianposehndicksuck.JPG

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/hersheys2dicksucking.JPG

[WhiteRat]

Hi-larious!

[sspadowsky]

I rip Mike Keneally's (www.keneally.com) head off with my guitar prowess.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/sspadowsky/keneally.jpg

[stitchfan626]

here's another one from halloween horror nights:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/figment1988/Halloween%20Horror%20Nights%2016/LooksliketherumorsweretrueDisneysEv.jpg
and here's Jack the clown and me:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/figment1988/Halloween%20Horror%20Nights%2016/IDontKnowJack.jpg

[nothing4buddha]

holy shit you're fat

[Sethomas]

Quick, someone kill his father so we can make fun of him being fat with a dead dad!

[Fathom Zero]

What if his dad is already dead?

Oh man, that'd be sooooo funny.

[stitchfan626]

...and to think i was going to get a "you must be insane to wear some disney hat at the wrong place at the worst possible time" response. :/looks like i should follow jared fogle's advice:/

[Juttin]

Jared Fogle has Aids >:

[Sethomas]

Umm. Aides?

[Juttin]

I spelled that wrong on purpose :/

[Sam]

HEY JUTTIN




YOU SUCK

[Juttin]

You're my only friend :(

[Grislygus]

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms.

[Yggdrasill]

Instead of coming back with a bang, you come back with a suck. Sucking like your lips on a dead corpse.

[Yggdrasill]

That last post reffering to juttin' of course.

[Juttin]

I wasn't fagging around with my dad's dead body
like you would feel obligated to do.
I was desperately trying to *magically* bring him back to life

[Juttin]

That last post referring to Yggdrasil of course

[Yggdrasill]

Wow, you really seem over this whole dad being dead thing.
I guess people can't joke over this now.
But you still suck beyond redemtion and
nobody came to your defense meaning you
1. Suck in all terms of the word or
2. No really NO ONE WAS MAD YOU WERE GONE or
3. Actually thought you were were dead and happy (like me)

[Juttin]

I can't get *OVER IT* because it gets brought up after every post.
I mean, be reasonable, people.
I'm not gonna *STOP TALKING* about it until you do,
because all I do is reply to your jackass comments

[WhiteRat]

Ding!

You hear that? That's my microwave telling me that my Act II Microwave Popcorn is done. Keep it up Juttin!

[Yggdrasill]

I can't get *OVER IT* because it gets brought up after every post.
I mean, be reasonable, people.
I'm not gonna *STOP TALKING* about it until you do,
because all I do is reply to your jackass comments

No really it's probably the only thing interesting about you.
You should be happy.

[Darryl]

Hyperion :love

[GADZOOKS]

thanks, juttin

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I think its a cry from attention. Try herion. Thatll get you some attention. Seriously. Im trying to help.

[MrAdventure]

what a good samaritan you are zeldasbfleoeprw

seriously it's okay, just be glad that juttin fell on the fucking grenade of a thread you made

how about you lurk for a few more years

[executioneer]

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms.

oh man i just realized that with one more syllable that would be a haiku :eek

[Ninjavenom]

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms.

oh man i just realized that with one more syllable that would be a haiku :eek


Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I will go eat worms.

[executioneer]

or i guess if you pronounced everybody right instead of ev'rybody like most folks do :x

[liquidstatik]

http://myspace-627.vo.llnwd.net/01217/72/60/1217810627_l.jpg
me sitting in my PJs :O!

[MetalMilitia]

Liquid has a hairstyle :x

[Jixby Phillips]

no kidding :/

[Chojin]

OUR SON IS A TEENAGER

[liquidstatik]

lol dont h8 :<

[Mockery]

Haha, look what I just found:

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/winners.gif

[Supafly345]

The death music from Zelda 2 should be playing with that.

[ziggytrix]

Rastavore!

[Fathom Zero]

I and my busted ass leg:

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2636/pdrm0142nb5.jpg

[DamnthatDavid]

From the great oil spill in the basement. The entire bucket of the shop vac is full of oily goodness.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/DavidOilBucketC.JPG

[Supafly345]

Good god fathom, you look like a starving samolia kid. Have you ever done any physical activity?

[WhiteRat]

Them legs are rather boney.

[Fathom Zero]

They've always been that way. I'm on the trampoline often and I walk miles at a time. I've just always been skinny.

[liquidstatik]

i feel ya, man. ;<

[Fathom Zero]

That pic is old, though. I've had three different casts since Sunday night due to... complications.

[liquidstatik]

oh come on, we don't need excuses. it's okay to be skinny. :O

[Fathom Zero]

I'm the Anti-Juttin.

[Supafly345]

Well, being too skinny is almost as bad as being too fat. The only differance is that girls still like you.

[liquidstatik]

well, that is all that matters in life ;<

[DamnthatDavid]

Obviously.

And super skinny and fat are exactly the same...

except when your skinny, you can fit inside doorways, into smaller cars, can run, jump, and even walk. You don't take up 2 seats, and it's harder to find clothes that don't hang baggy.
Otherwise, exactly the same.

[kahljorn]

also when you're skinny it's easier to get an ass beating than when you're fat. Can't forget that one.

[DamnthatDavid]

Nah, the skinny guy flails around, you might get hit by a boney elbow by accident. Them elbows can put out a eye.

Fat guys are easy to beat. Just keep running around them until they pass out from exhaustion.

[liquidstatik]

my very attractive hip-bones can be used as weapons, so i've been told. :o

[Supafly345]

You know, I'm not really a big guy, but I'll crawl ya.

[Yggdrasill]

Fuck the last 15 or so posts. Skinny peoply are 100 times better than fat fucks

[Chojin]

i agree pix prz :conspiracy

[zeldasbiggestfan]

There was this really fat dude at school who got STUCK in the bleachers at school a few days ago. Funny as hell because they almost called 911 to get him out. Being fat must really suck. Im big but not fuckin huge.

[liquidstatik]

Fuck the last 15 or so posts. Skinny peoply are 100 times better than fat fucks

ty :D

[MetalMilitia]

Talking of fat fucks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/IMAGE_00004.jpg

[HickMan]

http://myspace-205.vo.llnwd.net/01342/50/27/1342677205_l.jpg

[Tropical]

BLATANT RIPOFF!
http://www.boomspeed.com/tropicaljim/hey.gif

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/keybb.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/keybr.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/keybp.jpg

LOOKAM WHT I GT

[Emu]

Make it glow teal and we'll be in business

[zeldasbiggestfan]

For a minute I thought that was an XPS. Or is it?

[Geggy]

http://www.geocities.com/iseepee57/nobike.jpg

dangit

[MLE]

awwww, poor little sidekick 2 camera. ;_;

[James]

sfsadfsdfads

[FartinMowler]

http://webusers.warwick.net/~u1065065/129.jpg

[liquidstatik]

is that your daughter? :o

[Esuohlim]

Fartin stop it :(

[FartinMowler]

is that your daughter? :o

:/ I'm not Sixty, sorry Eophomismjizzim

[DamnthatDavid]

Eophomismjizzim?

what the hell? Are you trying your sorry ass hand at humor now?

Oh, let me try! AH-HA! FuckedinMouther! Nope, still fucking retarded.

Shut up, go ask your she-male for some lovin.

[FartinMowler]

I've been making fun of Esuohlim's name for years you stupid turd.

[James]

fsdafsadfsa

[Jixby Phillips]

she was just pretending for the camera, james.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'VE BEEN IN A BED WITH HER AND YOU HAVEN'T, HAHAHA

[Supafly345]

Who's miss emma?

[Sethomas]

I think at one time she was Dr Juno's lady-friend, still is for all I know! Hope that clears things up.

[FartinMowler]

LOOKAM WHT I GT

I was trying to figure out the name and it's blured enough that I can't make it out...Spiltek?

[Jixby Phillips]

There was once a time when the i-mockery forums were predominately female, but then greasy creeps and dumb teenagers drove them all away.

[James]

dasfsadfsad

[nothing4buddha]

look guys, new puppy and he's retarded and eats cat poop
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/ziggysfirstbath004b.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

awwwwwww

[Supafly345]

Oh my god this is great

[sadie]

i want a puppy. :(

[mburbank]

Miss Emma could be funny

[Zomboid]

I think we need more pics of stitchfan.

[Juttin]

I need to reclaim my CyberShot to prove how "Not-So-Fat" I am :/

[MLE]

THE INTERNET CAN'T TAKE MORE GIRTH

[liquidstatik]

I need to reclaim my CyberShot to prove how "Not-So-Fat" I am :/

duuuuuude
nobody cares

[SpacemanSpiff]

http://myspace-859.vo.llnwd.net/01315/95/83/1315023859_l.jpg

http://myspace-667.vo.llnwd.net/01315/76/68/1315028667_l.jpg

http://myspace-775.vo.llnwd.net/01315/57/72/1315092775_l.jpg

http://myspace-809.vo.llnwd.net/00870/90/80/870330809_l.jpg

The first three are all on the phone with this really retarded person, and tha last one is reall old and my cat was like about to jump off the top of my dresser=(

[Fathom Zero]

My Geometry teacher has a bumper sticker of your sig on one of her filing cabinets.

[Sethomas]

I wonder why "Indians" would say that, as if "Indian" was a language. Does it mean Hindi? 'Cuz Indian people are generally less likely to consume meat, especially red meat.

[Ninjavenom]

What makes you think we give a shit about what you look like if we don't even know who you are?

[SpacemanSpiff]

hows about you read th title of the board there ninjavenom? maybe im dyslexic or something but i do beleive it say post your own picture. thats just me though. if it makes you "cool" to go, for example" to a thread saying "post your jokes here" and you start ranting about how we don't wanna hear your jokes, that might just be the fuckingest retarded thing i've seen in a while.

[MetalMilitia]

fuckingest

:lol

But seriously, Ninjavenom was right. Why should we care what you look like if we have no idea who you are.
I mean If I wanted to see spotty teenage strangers I would go hang around outside schools in a trench coat trying to look inconspicuous.

[Grislygus]

Hey Spaceman, duck and cover. Keep the early posts neutral, try not to piss off too many people, and cut and run at the first vulgar insult from a regular.

You see, right now you're a baby alligator. It's a big world out there, and there's a lot of danger lurking about. Not only do you have to deal with birds and snapping turtles, but you have to deal with other alligators, too. It's an exploratory phase right now. You need to figure out how things work, what your prey is, and what to watch out for. If you get too close to the bigger critters, you'll end up as an evolutionary miscarriage.

But, if you keep your head down, stay in the shadows, and keep gobbling up insects and tadpoles, then someday you too, might be able to be Not Universally Hated.

[soundtest]

:ibapery

[SpacemanSpiff]

well first of all im not in the states and the last school shooting we had here was the dawson shooting, if thats what your trying to get about metalmilitia, i dunno man trenchcoat refernce? =]

:lol grislygus that was the longest metaphor i'd seen in a while, and what difference does it make in the long run, and not to sound like retarded, whats bape

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah, you'll definitely get along with everybody here just fine.

[SpacemanSpiff]

oh ok sorry metalmilita i just got it nvm what i said, yeah i can be slow at times. and im not spotty :(

[Fathom Zero]

Your brain is spotty with tumors.

[SpacemanSpiff]

is it now? :shocked

[Schimid]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/Schimid/DSCN9747.jpg

lol hi guys

[MLE]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/Schimid02.jpg

HI!

[DeadKennedys]

There's no such language as "Indian." There were many, many diverse languages, as different as chinese and english. Fucking moron.

[Mike]

Well since this thread does not have enough pictures lately I will post some.

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/withkristenandamber2.jpg

Yes I chose the big-hair star trek girl.

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/onthecouch.jpg

I was supposed to be Arthur Dent in the bathrobe and towel but no one got it.

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/grrr.jpg

At another party I went as Ryu.

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/whatwhatwhat.jpg

Even the drag-tinkerbell can be my friend.

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/jennietoo.jpg

I got to know this cute little Asian girl very well.

[Jixby Phillips]

you look lke a very interesting person mike!

[soundtest]

I got to know this cute little Asian girl very well.


How well?? Who's thinking what I'm thinking??

:rock Mike :rock

[MrAdventure]

ew gross it's drunk people

[Supafly345]

Asian women are the only females on the planet with the remarkable power to look like boys without being masculine at all.

[soundtest]

I'm sure its just the camera angle but I was thinking Asian Star Jones. :/

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/StarJones/Jones_Star_88625692_400.jpg

[Ninjavenom]

hows about you read th title of the board there ninjavenom? maybe im dyslexic or something but i do beleive it say post your own picture. thats just me though. if it makes you "cool" to go, for example" to a thread saying "post your jokes here" and you start ranting about how we don't wanna hear your jokes, that might just be the fuckingest retarded thing i've seen in a while.

I know what the title of the board is, you whippersnapper. Read this thread and see how many people show up, post a picture of themselves, and post maybe 9-10 times before never posting again. It's fucking corny. Why would you post a picture of yourself if you can't even stick around long enough for us to make fun of you?

BTW, it's been a while:

http://myspace-408.vo.llnwd.net/01047/80/44/1047474408_l.jpg

Catholic Churches in Muscoda, Wisconsin don't lock their doors. Maybe because it was a Sunday. Maybe because the town has a population of like 800. Maybe because the school literally across the street was a broken-down and abandon goth-kid lair full of poetry, ICP lyrics, and all sorts of broken liquor bottles and limericks about who fucked who. I don't know.

[Rabid Child]

My pick is a little old (3 years ago) but its still good

[Rabid Child]

Me on the right, If I Was On Tom Goes to the Mayor
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[MetalMilitia]

You look lake Dhalsim :eek

Unless you mean your right, in which case you look like someone who would sign up to an internet forum.

[Rabid Child]

it's me with a member of the Blue Man Group

[Emu]

so you're actually the one on the LEFT

[Chojin]

help is ON THE WAY, rabid child:

http://www.sierratimes.com/archive/files/jun/26/nyquist.htm

[Emu]

Did you guys know that "Sinister" means left-handed? It's true.

[Rabid Child]

help is ON THE WAY, rabid child:

http://www.sierratimes.com/archive/files/jun/26/nyquist.htm

My Self Esteem at this moment = :melt