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Zhukov
May 19th, 2010, 10:38 AM
Not surprised to see a Ramones tshirt. Am surprised to see a smile.
Should have posed like pin up girl instead, though.
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 10:40 AM
That's as far as my smile goes. Most of what I muster looks "Now, children..." schoolmarmish.
A pin up pose out of me would just have looked silly.
Grislygus
May 19th, 2010, 10:51 AM
no, I'm agreeing with zuke, a pinup girl pose next to STRAWBERRY BITCH would have been hilarious and awesome
Zhukov
May 19th, 2010, 11:01 AM
That's as far as my smile goes. Most of what I muster looks "Now, children..." schoolmarmish.
That's actually pretty accurate :lol
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 11:21 AM
it's pretty sad is what it is :(
kahljorn
May 19th, 2010, 12:12 PM
IF YOU KEEP PRACTICING YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR SMILE
The Leader
May 19th, 2010, 12:21 PM
What type of plane was that on?
RaNkeri
May 19th, 2010, 12:26 PM
It's a wild guess, but B-24 perhaps?
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 12:45 PM
ding ding ding
http://www.hauntedhouses.com/states/oh/air_force_museum-4.cfm
Shrubfest
May 19th, 2010, 03:45 PM
My final second year project:
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp221/Shrubfest/29957_125055564187894_1000005035456.jpg
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 03:49 PM
You are way cuter than her.
RaNkeri
May 19th, 2010, 04:20 PM
What's with those shoes? :x
You're still gorgeous though :love
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 04:32 PM
That was unnecessary, Tadao. I'm consistently the first one to admit my unattractiveness.
But if you feel it improves your odds of getting into her pants, go for it.
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 04:35 PM
I was saying that Shrub is way cuter than the girl modeling Shrubs dress. What's your damage?
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 04:37 PM
OH WAIT! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT YOU. :rolleyes
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 04:38 PM
_gZ9p7bR30w
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 04:42 PM
okeydokey.
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 05:02 PM
Kitsa is way more talented than you Shrub.
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 05:03 PM
:rolleyes
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 05:09 PM
again unnecessary. Objective personal pronoun malfunction.
I apologize for believing that you were capable of perfunctory and unsolicited judgment of appearance.
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 05:10 PM
Fuck no. Either you are good at something or you are not. For example, you are better at having cancer than I am.
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 05:17 PM
I kick ASS at having cancer.
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 05:18 PM
Can I get in your pants now?
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 05:20 PM
I was never on the market, but if it makes you feel better it's not that great a place to be.
Fathom Zero
May 19th, 2010, 05:49 PM
Magic everywhere in this bitch.
Pentegarn
May 19th, 2010, 07:27 PM
Can I get in your pants now?
Just send Tadao a pair of your pants and he can wear them and post pics and say "I got into Kitsa's pants"
Kitsa
May 19th, 2010, 07:34 PM
he can stand in one leg and his girlfriend can stand in the other.
Pentegarn
May 19th, 2010, 07:38 PM
Then it'd be like a potato sack race!
I'm not sure what the hell that is supposed to even mean, but dammit I am sticking with it! :lol
Tadao
May 19th, 2010, 07:39 PM
SEXYTIMES
Esuohlim
May 21st, 2010, 10:24 PM
Shrub would look way hotter if both her and Drumming4Buddha were taking turns sucking my d*ck
Esuohlim
May 21st, 2010, 10:25 PM
Aww yeah that's it
Esuohlim
May 21st, 2010, 10:25 PM
That's the stuff right there
Esuohlim
May 21st, 2010, 10:26 PM
:rolleyes
:(
Aaarg
May 22nd, 2010, 09:24 AM
HELLO LADIES
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs336.ash1/28965_1253961200419_1571220078_30508564_1745048_n. jpg
Sam
May 23rd, 2010, 03:30 PM
Shrub would look way hotter if both her and Drumming4Buddha were taking turns sucking my d*ck
KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP DDDDDDDDDRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGG GGGGGG
MarioRPG
May 23rd, 2010, 03:38 PM
How dare you vandalize a tree!
Esuohlim
May 23rd, 2010, 04:22 PM
KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP DDDDDDDDDRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGG GGGGGG
You keep talking and I'm getting on Route 101 headed to your place >:
Do you think Shrubfest will like a dead man
Sam
May 23rd, 2010, 05:22 PM
I THINK SHE WILL LOVE IT.
ALSO SHE WILL LOVE MY RIGOR MORTIS D*CK
ALSO, YOU SHOULD COME UP HERE, WE CAN HANG OUT. :(
Esuohlim
May 23rd, 2010, 05:46 PM
It is true what they say that strangers who meet up in real life through I-Mockery are more compatible and share increased intimacy :(
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/2008/ss08_31.jpg
Fathom Zero
May 23rd, 2010, 06:07 PM
love buddehs
Colonel Flagg
May 23rd, 2010, 08:42 PM
That pic should be tagged "Not Safe For Sanity" :nutso
Kitsa
May 23rd, 2010, 08:45 PM
the majority of ppl I actually meet are not nearly as badass as they appear online. I'm sure the same goes for me.
Pentegarn
May 23rd, 2010, 09:26 PM
Why do you think I act as far from badass as I can? :lol
The Leader
May 23rd, 2010, 10:23 PM
I'm more charming in person. :c
kahljorn
May 23rd, 2010, 11:02 PM
I HELP OLD LADIES CROSS STREETS
Babs
May 23rd, 2010, 11:03 PM
Pentegarn, I can only picture you wearing an OSU football shirt.
Grislygus
May 23rd, 2010, 11:29 PM
it's true, the old ladies think khaljorn is the nicest young woman they've ever met :eek
Pentegarn
May 24th, 2010, 06:11 AM
Pentegarn, I can only picture you wearing an OSU football shirt.
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/m_27b54cbcbe913645b0300f000a68e2d5.jpg
Fathom Zero
May 24th, 2010, 06:24 AM
the majority of ppl I actually meet are not nearly as badass as they appear online. I'm sure the same goes for me.
You're easily three times as badass as you make yourself out to be.
Zhukov
May 24th, 2010, 06:40 AM
I form romantic relationships with people I meet online.
kahljorn
May 24th, 2010, 07:27 AM
lol
Aaarg
May 24th, 2010, 07:39 AM
How dare you vandalize a tree!
i don't dare. i was feeling the bark, actually.
kahljorn
May 24th, 2010, 10:37 PM
vandalize/molest
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 25th, 2010, 11:38 AM
Reacharound/climb
Esuohlim
May 25th, 2010, 05:32 PM
I got younger again, cunts
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7123/me3z.jpg
Grislygus
May 25th, 2010, 05:41 PM
Jesus it's like that Tales from the Crypt where the old guy gives the young guy a cursed African Tree and he gets younger every day until he turns into a baby and disintegrates
FREAK
Esuohlim
May 25th, 2010, 05:58 PM
OR LIKE GOOSEBUMPS #28 THE CUCKOO CLOCK OF DOOM
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 25th, 2010, 08:58 PM
Maybe if you grow your hair out really long you might look older milhouse. Or take the hair they cut off your head and glue it to your face like a beard.
Sam
May 25th, 2010, 09:51 PM
MILHOUSE HAS THE SAME DISEASE BENJAMIN BUTTON HAD.
AIDS.
Fathom Zero
May 25th, 2010, 10:04 PM
:lol
Zomboid
May 29th, 2010, 03:23 PM
Jesus it's like that Tales from the Crypt where the old guy gives the young guy a cursed African Tree and he gets younger every day until he turns into a baby and disintegrates
FREAK
There wasn't an episode of Tales from the Crypt like that. YOU ARE WRONG!
Grislygus
May 29th, 2010, 04:35 PM
it was in one of their illustrated books, I ate that shit the hell up as a kid :eek
LordSappington
May 30th, 2010, 04:52 PM
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/willmask.jpg
Aforementioned gas mask! :rock
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 31st, 2010, 11:01 AM
All hail doctor satan. Kewwwwwwwgh
Zomboid
May 31st, 2010, 03:14 PM
it was in one of their illustrated books, I ate that shit the hell up as a kid :eek
Ah, ok then. I might've read that one too. I just thought you were confused and thinking of the episode with that special root tea that made people younger :O
Babs
Jun 1st, 2010, 03:53 AM
I remember when I was pretty young and watching Tales from the Crypt and one episode stood out very distinctively from the rest. All I can really remember is some woman becomes overly obsessive with some guy and he eventually goes to the extremity of trying to poison her to get rid of her. She ends up switching glasses with him for some reason I can't remember in which he dies and she ends up killing herself and haunting him in the afterlife. That and another episode with some robber who's head explodes from his super hearing (which he somehow obtained through a wish so he could hear the combination lock of safe's....) :confused::blah
BONUS ON TOPIC PIX:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/639-1.jpg
Just being your typical, neighborhood friendly, love mummy.
Kitsa
Jun 1st, 2010, 07:59 AM
fucking Hollywood Undead.
Zomboid
Jun 3rd, 2010, 11:09 PM
Tadao:
That first episode you described had the obsessive chick jumping off a building or something and when she was in heaven, her face was all smashed up; it ended with her trying to kiss him. I think that one was based on one of the comics. The chick was played by Muriel Hemingway or whatever her name is!
The guy in the second one gets the auditory system of an owl from a doctor who's been doing experimentations with splicing. I don't remember his head exploding, though.
Esuohlim
Jun 3rd, 2010, 11:23 PM
I've never seen Tales from the Crypt and have thought about watching it for a while, but it seems like one of those shows that people watched as a kid and as adults like it for the nostalgia.
Zomboid
Jun 3rd, 2010, 11:57 PM
It's still pretty good, and there is a very surprising number of recognizable actors. It's not as gritty and violent as modern HBO shows, but it's still meant for older audiences.
Then again, I have a tattoo of the CryptKeeper, so I might be a little biased.
Supafly345
Jun 4th, 2010, 03:06 AM
The show is awful in my opinion, but like milhouse said, I can't help but enjoy it because of the kid in me. There are a few stories every now and then that are very very good however, but they seem to be complete accidents.
Fathom Zero
Jun 4th, 2010, 03:32 AM
Ihave been weekend.
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8692/downsizeds.jpg
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 4th, 2010, 10:51 AM
Was definitely a lot better than http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales_from_the_Cryptkeeper
though
Zomboid
Jun 4th, 2010, 11:32 AM
I loved that show when I was a kid. I read an article from one of the writers where he was saying that it was initially going to be much darker, but Nelvana or whatever wouldn't allow it and kept sending back notes with stupid suggestions.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 4th, 2010, 01:03 PM
I remember the cryptkeeper wearing a hawaiian t-shirt and surfing in the intro to one episode. Lost interest after that because I watched one of the HBO episodes a few days earlier.
Zomboid
Jun 4th, 2010, 01:08 PM
Well, you're old.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 4th, 2010, 01:33 PM
:lol 25 and over the hill.
Grislygus
Jun 4th, 2010, 02:09 PM
FATHOM, YOU GOTTA LAY OFF THE METH DUDE
Fathom Zero
Jun 4th, 2010, 04:59 PM
Camera phones aren't flattering to flesh tones. Neither is my face.
Sam
Jun 4th, 2010, 10:09 PM
YOUR FACE ISN'T FLATTERING TO MY EYES.
Esuohlim
Jun 4th, 2010, 11:02 PM
Fathom you're like a son to me I love you very much and I always will but you look like Hilary Swank's lesbian sister
Fathom Zero
Jun 4th, 2010, 11:54 PM
I just look like a zombie most times of the day.
Chojin
Jun 7th, 2010, 11:23 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs311.snc3/28193_427332440906_670255906_5955669_7561182_n.jpg
sup bros
back from my vacation
i went back on a diet after this pic was taken, goal is to drop bodyfat to 8%!
Tadao
Jun 7th, 2010, 11:36 PM
I was gonna comment on your facebook, but I would have to friend you and it would look like I had a gay lover. :(
Tadao
Jun 7th, 2010, 11:37 PM
A dam handsome gay lover mind you. ;)
Chojin
Jun 7th, 2010, 11:41 PM
my friends foudn those sunglasses in the ocean, scoops
Tadao
Jun 7th, 2010, 11:57 PM
No, it's not the glasses that make you look homosexual. I think it's all the body oil.
Chojin
Jun 8th, 2010, 01:30 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/hatersgonnahate5.jpg
Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:15 AM
Wish I could find a pic of an oiled cat, but cats have more self respect than that.
liquidstatik
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:18 AM
..
Tadao
Jun 8th, 2010, 02:42 AM
iwasjusthihinkingthesamething
Esuohlim
Jun 8th, 2010, 03:26 AM
If Fathom were an ugly little boy you'd be all over him :eek
Chojin
Jun 8th, 2010, 03:43 AM
Wish I could find a pic of an oiled cat, but cats have more self respect than that.
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/cathulu.jpg
Fathom Zero
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:31 AM
Sorry I couldn't appeal more to a budding sex offender, Daniel, I'll try harder next time.
Shrubfest
Jun 8th, 2010, 09:33 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
I'd do Fathom.
Sorry.
Fathom Zero
Jun 8th, 2010, 09:47 AM
It's too bad I've just got the Jungle Fever. :(
Terra
Jun 8th, 2010, 11:54 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs311.snc3/28193_427332440906_670255906_5955669_7561182_n.jpg
sup bros
back from my vacation
i went back on a diet after this pic was taken, goal is to drop bodyfat to 8%!
The Boss looks better wet than I do. :( :(
Pentegarn
Jun 8th, 2010, 06:57 PM
I've never seen Springsteen wet
Esuohlim
Jun 8th, 2010, 09:40 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
I'd do Fathom.
Sorry.
SHIT
OUT BY THE FLAGPOLE AT 3:00, FATHOM. I SWEAR TO GOD >:
Fathom Zero
Jun 8th, 2010, 09:41 PM
You ain't gon' do shit, Smalls.
Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2010, 08:41 AM
Fathom you're like a son to me I love you very much and I always will but you look like Hilary Swank's lesbian sister
And I was tired of looking like Robin Zander. >:
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 14th, 2010, 10:12 PM
With Micah BAM BAM White
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0611.jpg
I have to think of a funny caption for this fish
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0557.jpg
Fuckin Death Bird
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0582.jpg
AWESOME
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0539.jpg
The assholes of the sea
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0527.jpg
Me and Eric from Foxy Shazam
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0476.jpg
MLE
Jun 15th, 2010, 11:59 AM
If I had my picture taken with someone that looked so, I don't know, awkward - I wouldn't be posting it up on the internet.
Tadao
Jun 15th, 2010, 12:57 PM
All his GF's are awkward looking.
MattJack
Jun 15th, 2010, 01:02 PM
ZING
Chojin
Jun 15th, 2010, 02:02 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/trollin_aoc.jpg
problem, aoc forums?
Tadao
Jun 15th, 2010, 02:08 PM
Nothing Captain under bite can't fix!
Chojin
Jun 15th, 2010, 02:11 PM
you are a worldly man, tadao
Tadao
Jun 15th, 2010, 02:12 PM
I'm patient zero for the hater virus. :(
Chojin
Jun 15th, 2010, 02:15 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lQbG6NAOFSs/SphFIXK5f-I/AAAAAAAAAAY/gJhaJhgNMlg/S220/Trollface.jpg
Babs
Jun 15th, 2010, 06:54 PM
Nice strategically placed C++ book fggt.
Kitsa
Jun 15th, 2010, 08:09 PM
Weird, I always see those salt and pepper shakers first in his pics.
MLE
Jun 15th, 2010, 10:22 PM
Well he has like, ten million of them. They buy them almost every time they go shopping.
Esuohlim
Jun 16th, 2010, 01:37 AM
Hey Chojin is that a signed photo of your dad :eek
MLE
Jun 16th, 2010, 03:35 AM
That's Johnny Cage. Even I know that. And would have even if I hadn't dated him and lived in the same house for 6 years. And was there when he printed it and stuck it in a one dollar acrylic frame.
Pentegarn
Jun 16th, 2010, 06:23 AM
Maybe Milpool think's Chojin's dad is Johnny Cage
Babs
Jun 16th, 2010, 06:41 AM
What if Chojin is Johnny Cage's dad :hypno
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:02 AM
I thought mle and chojin were still dating?
k0k0
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:24 AM
It's the true face of that fucker whose always ruining your favorite nintendo games. And he's making out with a dog, how unsavory!
http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt42/k0k0them0nkey/l_3aea3ac31f87940fd1899fc1d8f881e7.jpg
Fathom Zero
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:24 AM
I thought Chojin was a girl! :eek
k0k0
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:35 AM
You don't know that he isn't a girl. You've never seen his mangina.
Fathom Zero
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:49 AM
It looks like a london broil.
Grislygus
Jun 16th, 2010, 02:13 PM
holy fuck, I didn't want to see that in the morning
n/m, it's only morning for ME, I guess
captain516
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:35 PM
Fun with Photo Booth
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4015/4707483039_06fb106ac5_b.jpg
Tadao
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:47 PM
Photo booths do that nowadays?
Esuohlim
Jun 16th, 2010, 10:51 PM
Hey 10K V Ghost are you the gay brother from Modern Family?
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 17th, 2010, 09:49 AM
Someone just told me that the other day actually. My friend Dan actually looks like the other guy. I'll try and find a picture.
captain516
Jun 17th, 2010, 10:44 AM
Photo booths do that nowadays?
The app for Macs
Grislygus
Jun 17th, 2010, 12:31 PM
the middle pic looks like a puppet off of The Spitting Image
Chojin
Jun 29th, 2010, 10:06 AM
sup, nerds
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/100629-back.jpg
The Leader
Jun 29th, 2010, 10:57 AM
sup, love handles
Wait, is your cat giving you head?
Zhukov
Jun 29th, 2010, 11:49 AM
:lol
I'm impressed Chojin, you have big arms now.
You're on your way to not being fat. Congrats.
Chojin
Jun 29th, 2010, 12:34 PM
i'm almost captainbubba-mode
in bodyfat, anyway
HickMan
Jun 29th, 2010, 04:07 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs093.snc4/35991_448583777673_614802673_6550431_4521430_n.jpg
I'LL STILL F' YOU UP
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 29th, 2010, 05:03 PM
I thought the mask was clown balloons at first.
HickMan
Jun 29th, 2010, 07:18 PM
Nah, just a carton of vitamin D milk
Tadao
Jun 29th, 2010, 08:02 PM
What a gay t-shirt. I mean not only the picture but the actual shirt. Why would you even wear it? What purpose does it serve other than gay fashion?
Zhukov
Jun 29th, 2010, 09:45 PM
Nah that's awesome.
HickMan
Jun 29th, 2010, 11:50 PM
It's because I live in central Kansas now and it gets a lot hotter here then in Ohio..plus I live in the barracks and I just don't really care about my appearance anymore. Especially nights like that when I stay in and get drunk with a bunch of guys and watch shitty movies and start nerf wars :\
Tadao
Jun 30th, 2010, 12:10 AM
So no shirt wasn't an option and gay 80s wear sounded best.
HickMan
Jun 30th, 2010, 12:15 AM
Yes
Tadao
Jun 30th, 2010, 12:26 AM
Well, I applaud your gay lifestyle. Maybe you can get Eric out of the closet. He's taken to wearing that Affliction crap.
HickMan
Jun 30th, 2010, 01:20 AM
I'm in the Army...it's not gay we just have our 'out of the ordinary' stress-relief practices. A lot of people look down on the circle jerk but it's a good way to build unit cohesion. As for Affliction... hey, whatever floats your boat.
Tadao
Jun 30th, 2010, 01:29 AM
So you aren't gonna help with the Ed Hardy intervention? You sir are Un-American!
HickMan
Jun 30th, 2010, 01:45 AM
It's Edd Hardy :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Jun 30th, 2010, 02:03 AM
If you ask me Hickman, you're the gayest guy ever to do it with two girls at once brah
HickMan
Jun 30th, 2010, 02:21 AM
I could dig it.
Seven Force
Jul 1st, 2010, 05:41 PM
Fuck you all in advance. I was shrugging when they took this.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/supposeso.jpg
This is classy.
World's Best Grandma <3
Kitsa
Jul 1st, 2010, 05:55 PM
yep.
Seven Force
Jul 1st, 2010, 05:58 PM
;)
elx
Jul 1st, 2010, 05:59 PM
sup, nerds
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/100629-back.jpg
oh. do you smoke?
Seven Force
Jul 1st, 2010, 07:59 PM
naw, nigga dats jus fo decoration
dats all and dats it
elx
Jul 1st, 2010, 08:10 PM
yea o k dawg like im supposed to know this d00ds life, i dont stalk his shiz yo. he could be like livin with his emphysmic gramma or somethin' what i do kno is how much he stresses health and fitnuzz so if he did smoke thos cigs itd make him an insensate hypocrite, ya digg?
The Leader
Jul 1st, 2010, 08:15 PM
Who says "Ya dig?" :lol
elx
Jul 1st, 2010, 08:18 PM
ya mamma digs it :(
Tadao
Jul 1st, 2010, 08:33 PM
He smokes pussy ass flavored cigarettes.
Kitsa
Jul 1st, 2010, 08:33 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/digem.jpg
Esuohlim
Jul 1st, 2010, 09:25 PM
i'm almost captainbubba-mode
in bodyfat, anyway
More like OAO mode
Fathom Zero
Jul 1st, 2010, 09:28 PM
:x
Supafly345
Jul 1st, 2010, 10:03 PM
He stole the words from my mouth
Chojin
Jul 1st, 2010, 10:43 PM
yea o k dawg like im supposed to know this d00ds life, i dont stalk his shiz yo. he could be like livin with his emphysmic gramma or somethin' what i do kno is how much he stresses health and fitnuzz so if he did smoke thos cigs itd make him an insensate hypocrite, ya digg?
what is insensate supposed to mean
anyway i've been living with dad for the past 2 years or so and he's the one that smokes like a burning house
More like OAO mode
dem quads
Fathom Zero
Jul 1st, 2010, 10:46 PM
I SEE THE PUMPKIN CANDLE!
Zhukov
Jul 1st, 2010, 11:20 PM
I used to love Sugar Smacks.
Anyway, here is the first photo I took with a new camera. Me looking older than I thought I did, and seemingly about to burst into tears.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSC_0007.jpg
Kitsa
Jul 1st, 2010, 11:21 PM
First time I've seen you without glasses.
Neat pic. I like it!
Fathom Zero
Jul 2nd, 2010, 02:48 AM
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8879/alancumming.jpg
ya look like some up and coming dj or sumthin
Zhukov
Jul 2nd, 2010, 06:27 AM
Well, looking like one is probably as close as I'll get, so thanks.
elx
Jul 2nd, 2010, 12:38 PM
what is insensate supposed to mean
senseless, oblivious, dense, so forth! only applied if you were the guilty party though.
Seven Force
Jul 2nd, 2010, 03:40 PM
yea o k dawg like im supposed to know this d00ds life, i dont stalk his shiz yo. he could be like livin with his emphysmic gramma or somethin' what i do kno is how much he stresses health and fitnuzz so if he did smoke thos cigs itd make him an insensate hypocrite, ya digg?
ok Eugene Levy
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 3rd, 2010, 03:01 AM
I used to love Sugar Smacks.
Anyway, here is the first photo I took with a new camera. Me looking older than I thought I did, and seemingly about to burst into tears.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSC_0007.jpg
I think the only other picture I've seen of you had a cannon in it. You just look angrier in this picture. Not a bad thing at all. I like angry Zhukov. Ever since you changed the pic to Rik Mayall it's been all uphill.
Zhukov
Jul 3rd, 2010, 07:07 AM
Bless.
Kitsa
Jul 3rd, 2010, 12:50 PM
The first thing I thought of when I saw it was "AND HERE'S ONE FOR THE LADIES."
Zhukov
Jul 4th, 2010, 09:11 AM
I probably wouldn't use that photo for lady purposes. Maybe one of my arse.
Fathom Zero
Jul 4th, 2010, 09:15 AM
You're a sexy devil, Zhukov. I'm sure you'll get some strange any which way, y'dig?
Zhukov
Jul 4th, 2010, 09:33 AM
Funny you should say that, because there's an oldish man at work who keeps touching me innapropriately. I would find it funny if it weren't true :(
Like rubbing my arm when he says hello, or putting his arm around me all the time. He always brushes close to me when we pass each other, and when he saw me in the newspaper he said that I looked really good. I had my arm resting on the back of a chair, and he backed into it so my elbow was on his arse.
So today I was taking my jumper off, and it lifted my shirt up as I did so, he walked past and poked my belly button and said "bop". He held it there for longer than you would expect someone to do. I jumped back and was too shocked to do anything.
If that's what you mean by getting it any which way.
Kitsa
Jul 4th, 2010, 11:49 AM
Sounds like any which way to me, :lol
Babs
Jul 5th, 2010, 04:07 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3573/3450118971_5344d9fe72.jpg
Was it as cute and innocent?
Chojin
Jul 6th, 2010, 11:26 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/comeatmebro_joy.jpg
Seven Force
Jul 6th, 2010, 11:32 PM
Still rockin the goatee huh? nice
Chojin
Jul 6th, 2010, 11:45 PM
i've been thinking about shaving it off lately, but then my glasses would look weird
so if i get contacts? idk.
Zhukov
Jul 6th, 2010, 11:56 PM
:lol at your picture Chojin. I think the patch on your knee sent me over the edge for some reason.
PS Hairless heads look weird, keep the goatee.
Seven Force
Jul 7th, 2010, 12:05 AM
Keep it, it looks good
Fathom Zero
Jul 7th, 2010, 12:53 AM
You make it easy.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 7th, 2010, 10:31 AM
You need to exorcise your thighs chojin. Not just work your glam muscles. Also, is that a signed picture of beakman from beakman's world?
Wiffles
Jul 7th, 2010, 10:33 AM
Wow, talk about serious with the buffness. Stay off the roids tho XP
Fathom Zero
Jul 7th, 2010, 11:05 AM
Why don't people know that's Johnny Cage?
Zhukov
Jul 7th, 2010, 11:09 AM
I'm never going to eat whey. Or whatever the fuck casein or creatine are, either. What the fuck.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 7th, 2010, 11:35 AM
Also, the spaniard goattee is the best facial hair ever. I'. Jealous because I barely have a soul patch. Definitely doesn't connect to my chin either.
Tadao
Jul 7th, 2010, 11:52 AM
WHAT A GAY CHAIR
Chojin
Jul 7th, 2010, 12:27 PM
You need to exorcise your thighs chojin. Not just work your glam muscles. Also, is that a signed picture of beakman from beakman's world?
nigga my quads are so big that i had to stop increasing the weight on my squats (also because of back injuries). i guess it seems like i have chicken legs from that pic, but i was OAO mode with the legs for a while there
i'm not a beach muscle lifter, son
Seven Force
Jul 7th, 2010, 12:42 PM
cool is nothing but a social concept, chojin :lol
Chojin
Jul 7th, 2010, 12:52 PM
cool is nothing but a social concept, chojin :lol
take it from a guy who will never conceive
/glasses
/YEAAAAAH
Esuohlim
Jul 7th, 2010, 01:08 PM
Why don't people know that's Johnny Cage?
ARE YOU SURE, IT MIGHT BE HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Seven Force
Jul 7th, 2010, 01:33 PM
take it from a guy who will never conceive
/glasses
/YEAAAAAH
I'm confused now, are you talking about yourself, OAO, or me?
Chojin
Jul 7th, 2010, 01:49 PM
those with bias shall exhibit bias
Tadao
Jul 7th, 2010, 02:00 PM
LOOKS LIKE BILL NYE TO ME
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 7th, 2010, 05:22 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0529.jpg
^ This pic was supposed to line up with my tattoo but I forgot to tell her that while she was taking the picture.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0551.jpg
Sadly this wasn't a buffet.
Moving in with my baby's mama and she's got these.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/2010-05-19011202.jpg
Was taking a piss in the bathroom of a gas station while driving down to Virginia. Looked up and was like WHAT?
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/2010-05-24105025.jpg
stevetothepast
Jul 7th, 2010, 06:31 PM
hahaha fuck. laser tag sucks.
so bill you're all moved in with the misses, hope she's a nice gal.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 7th, 2010, 06:53 PM
She is nice. I have this weekend off so hopefully getting all the big stuff there. just have to find room for it all.
Tadao
Jul 7th, 2010, 07:58 PM
Tattoo? I don't see it. Did they use pasty white ink?
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 7th, 2010, 11:53 PM
Maybe if you didn't have ching chong eyes
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/tadaobeach.jpg
The compass rose was supposed to line up.
executioneer
Jul 8th, 2010, 03:24 AM
pictures of kitties, inflammatory remarks about laser tag
man this post hits all my buttons :eek
Tadao
Jul 8th, 2010, 11:30 AM
I still don't see a tattoo >(
Kitsa
Jul 9th, 2010, 08:57 AM
I don't either but I like to imagine it's something really stupid like the HH Gregg (http://www.hhgregg.com/weeklyAd.asp?SID=n) logo.
Dimnos
Jul 9th, 2010, 10:26 AM
http://tcnwag.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pRwoliST6SGebrkCepan-slj_aiBgO8weB36gkLiaz2blJB8wQpVKeoSLBUUzETkH-pe309I0bM__iAAIYjjWCgezbpa_PFLu/tadaobeach.jpg
Zomboid
Jul 9th, 2010, 11:49 PM
I thought there were more in that creepy style.
Babs
Jul 10th, 2010, 07:06 PM
Looks like he took a little "webbing" from spider man there.
MrAdventure
Jul 11th, 2010, 09:29 AM
nice smile chojin when did you turn into a black dude
Grislygus
Jul 11th, 2010, 01:09 PM
MISTER ADVENTURE
Chojin
Jul 12th, 2010, 05:26 AM
wat
Grislygus
Jul 12th, 2010, 07:04 PM
MISTER ADVENTURE
Mockery
Jul 13th, 2010, 12:01 AM
Did a shoot out in the middle of the desert for a lil' segment on a Spike TV show the other week where I play a rock 'n roll douchebag guy. Here's how they made me look:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/rock-n-roll-guy.jpg
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go look like I'm contemplating something really deep while acting aloof.
captain516
Jul 13th, 2010, 01:35 AM
didn't you used use to have black hair?
Kitsa
Jul 13th, 2010, 09:44 AM
a true rock n roll douchebag would have been way greasier. You should have held off showering for a few days or a week.
Zhukov
Jul 13th, 2010, 09:51 AM
Right, they made you look like that.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 13th, 2010, 11:06 AM
You need a bandana and a trans am too rodge.
Dimnos
Jul 13th, 2010, 11:09 AM
What show?
Pentegarn
Jul 13th, 2010, 06:51 PM
RoG you look like Mitch Hedberg in that pic
Otto
Jul 13th, 2010, 08:35 PM
Got my new tattoo! I decided to go with another artist, this time it's Hideshi Hino.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/36394_419241412146_607792146_455188.jpg
I left some room around his head, I think when I have some more money I'm going to get some demon/monster faces floating around his head.
Zhukov
Jul 13th, 2010, 10:48 PM
Slightly creepy. Nice work.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 13th, 2010, 11:35 PM
That's pretty badass otto.
Grislygus
Jul 14th, 2010, 01:42 AM
i like it when you bring up illustrators that I don't already know about, i usually get on board as soon as i look them up
MarioRPG
Jul 16th, 2010, 04:25 PM
Rog's looking... pretty generic.
Dixie
Jul 17th, 2010, 01:43 AM
he looks almost exactly like my friend johnny:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/Band%20Pix/ttd03.jpg
Sam
Jul 17th, 2010, 01:51 AM
THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE THAT YOUNG KNOCKOUT KID CHRIS HERO
Dixie
Jul 17th, 2010, 01:58 AM
seriously, johnny wears a studded belt and those same sunglasses hahah
Babs
Jul 17th, 2010, 02:00 AM
Johnny looks like a fan of Nickleback. Can't ignore that sweet SS tattoo as well...
Dixie
Jul 17th, 2010, 03:20 AM
he's super christian, those are just crosses. his dad is a preacher.
Kitsa
Jul 17th, 2010, 08:39 AM
they don't usually have teeth that good. Rocker douchebags, I mean, not Christians. I don't know anything about Christians' teeth.
Kitsa
Jul 17th, 2010, 08:44 AM
dbl post
Sethomas
Jul 17th, 2010, 09:50 AM
Have you never met one?
Tadao
Jul 17th, 2010, 10:22 AM
Everyone knows to never look a Christian in the mouth.
The Leader
Jul 17th, 2010, 10:53 AM
Johnny looks like a fan of Nickleback. Can't ignore that sweet SS tattoo as well...
SS? You mean the Schutzstaffel? How do his tattoos, or at least what you can see of them, look anything like Sig runes?
Kitsa
Jul 17th, 2010, 11:09 AM
Have you never met one?
Regardless of which one you meant, the answer is yes.
Dixie
Jul 17th, 2010, 06:10 PM
ANYWAYZ.
i was just saying he looks remarkably like my friend johnny. chicks apparently dig that. way to go rog! pop a collar and slam some zima for us haha
stevetothepast
Jul 23rd, 2010, 06:42 PM
http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/garage-sale.jpg
captain516
Jul 23rd, 2010, 07:15 PM
Was the old guy in the hat for sale?
Supafly345
Jul 24th, 2010, 01:07 AM
OH HO, OH HA, OH HA HA, HO HO AHAHHAHAHA.
Zhukov
Jul 24th, 2010, 04:19 AM
:lol
MLE
Jul 24th, 2010, 09:48 AM
That reminded me of the laugh Archimedes does in The Sword in the Stone.
Schimid
Jul 25th, 2010, 08:59 PM
hiya fellas
i've gotten fat
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs178.snc4/38240_1364634555662_1225560337_30896133_4576324_n. jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs037.ash2/35210_1364640155802_1225560337_30896193_4184914_n. jpg
still dating this hot lil mama too
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs037.ash2/35210_1364639995798_1225560337_30896189_2608255_n. jpg
Tadao
Jul 25th, 2010, 09:45 PM
Still looks like incest :(
MLE
Jul 25th, 2010, 10:23 PM
Still meaning again.
Esuohlim
Jul 25th, 2010, 11:29 PM
hiya fellas
i've gotten fat
http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/9618/79027829sa0.jpg
..
Pentegarn
Jul 26th, 2010, 06:27 AM
:lol
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 26th, 2010, 11:21 AM
What park did you go to Schmid?
Tadao
Jul 26th, 2010, 12:33 PM
One in Tennessee where siblings can make out in public?
Schimid
Jul 26th, 2010, 02:32 PM
six flags new jersey
i didn't realize the place was so money-grubbing
like six flags in DC is reasonable by comparison, simply because they don't ask for an extra dollar every Goddamn ride just to put away your cup
Dimnos
Jul 26th, 2010, 03:04 PM
Extra dollar every ride? WTF? Its like $15 and a coke can to get in that place. If anyone else asks for money tell them to eat a dick.
Schimid
Jul 27th, 2010, 02:10 AM
well see we got lucky because we got season passes to the MD one, which was $15 cheaper each and allowed us to go to any other six flags
we also got this biiig cup that is a $12 one-time charge and then $1 every time you refill it, which is neat
only, instead of just let you hold onto the cup, in new jersey they strip it from you every ride and demand you rent out one of their one-use lockers conveniently stationed outside the ride, ones that're a dollar a pop, basically making you pay to go on every non-carousel ride in the damn place
they also offer all-day lockers at $12 for the cheapest, smallest one. oh and if you leave the cup in the locker for ~2 hours they reserve the right to dump that bitch and throw it away. so basically what we'd do is just put it in a locker, ride two or three things, then have to go all the way back before two hours were up. we got lucky since we went on a tuesday, but i could only imagine how awful it'd be if there were hour-long waits
if they're going to go all rollercoaster tycoon they might as well charge us to use the bathroom while they're at it
Zhukov
Jul 27th, 2010, 03:55 AM
WTF is all this "cup" tomfoolery? I don't fucking understand what is going on and what you have to pay an extra dollar for, or why you have to keep your cup in a special locker, but to be honest I think it's just one of those things that I will never understand and I don't want anyone to waste their time explaining it to me. :(
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