Post Yer Picture Here...

[Zhukov]

Nothing says wet pants more than a Konigstiger. But I hear the National War Museum in Kiev will let you hoon around in one for a carton of cigarettes.

On topic. I may be looking slightly attracted to this gun.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/JoePart4035.jpg

[Tadao]

http://profiler.aktivhund.se/Images/Albums/Alfamamma/471/large-Bisseochutekv%C3%A4llsmatte.jpg

:love

[the Platinum Poppy]

Someone has been doing some research.:lol

[WhiteRat]

Saw this guy in a low budget foreign porn I saw yesterday:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/oprahguy.jpg

[Krythor]

Do you not think that guns and tanks look so dissapointing in real life? Everything looks like it's made out of plastic.

[kahljorn]

that's what i thought looking at those pictures ;o
that picture at the top of the page looks like it was built out of atractor but its not as bad as that camouflaged tank thing

[Krythor]

Everytime I go to a museum I wonder for a while if I've been duped into looking at replicas.

[MetalMilitia]

Some tanks look kind of lame in real like - Shermans for example are rather underwhelming - but the King Tiger is really impressive just because it's so freekin' huge. I just like imagining what it would've been like to be a Alied soldier and see it comming over a hill. They'd already shit a brick every time they thought they heard a Tiger 1 approaching and this thing was much larger and tougher.

[Battle Net Edition]

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq90/imockBNE/IMG_1701.jpg

I got this in the mail two days ago. I have since learned it's from a contest I entered in ten months ago. I don't really know what to do with it.

[pac-man]

Beat the shit out of someone with it and sue Rockstar for making you crazy. You'll probably do some time, but there's a slim chance you'll end up rich.

[darkvare]

me and some friends from left to right sebastian, irvin and vare
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/darkvare/DSC00638.jpg
and as always vare is smooth with the ladies :orgasm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/darkvare/DSC00641.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What was the party for?

[Fathom Zero]

Sex happinins

[pac-man]

I like the miniature mug bling you guys got there. And does your friend Sebastian have an expiration date?

[darkvare]

it was a sweet 16 party of someone i don't know and the numbers are there cause is the date of the party

[Tadao]

I thought Mexicans did Quinceañera.

[Sam]

ññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññ ññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññ ññññññññ

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/fingur.jpg
TINY CUT GETS INFECTED FUCK BEING A GROCERY CLERK.

[Big McLargehuge]

:lol at awkward teenage dancing

[Esuohlim]

I got this in the mail two days ago. I have since learned it's from a contest I entered in ten months ago. I don't really know what to do with it.

Yo man you're holding the bat wrong

[DeadKennedys]

I thought Mexicans did Quinceañera.

Isn't that a girl's coming of age party? Like the Beaner Bat Mitzvah?

[HickMan]

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2120/208/98/614802673/n614802673_2539107_61.jpg
Trying to be serious

[pac-man]

Was that basic or AIT?

[Tadao]

It has a WW2 feel to it. Great pic.

[HickMan]

At the end of AIT. Just got done with LOG Warrior, where you apply your job training skills plus basic and advanced combat techniques. Good times. My platoon and I were the honor class! Oh and thanks, Tadao!

[Fathom Zero]

You look goofy and really heroic, like Spike Jonze in Three Kings.

[HickMan]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2120/208/98/614802673/n614802673_2539082_9281.jpg
Here's another pretty good one.

By the way, I love The Army

[Kitsa]

Good on ya. I would totally suck at the Army.

[Colonel Flagg]

B&W rocks - nice touch.

I too would totally suck at army.

[Big McLargehuge]

i want a cool gun :(

[bigtimecow]

me and some friends from left to right sebastian, irvin and vare
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/darkvare/DSC00638.jpg


i don't remember if anyone lives close enough to me to listen to toucher and rich on WBCN, but you look like (k)adolfo :X

[HickMan]

i want a cool gun :(

Oh the M16A2? It's alright. It jams pretty easily and only shoots a 5.56mm round. I prefer the 240B Machine gun.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hJLFmlG5uvw/RrwmJM9LSkI/AAAAAAAACUo/uitM-DSdZHc/soldier+and+gun.jpg

Sorry for the picture size but hey, it's the 240Bravo.

Oh and the Army isn't nearly as hard as people think it might be

[Zomboid]

Here's a blurry picture from a party on Saturday that someone just TAAAAAGGGGED me in on facebook. I really like my shaved head :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/partay.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v347/187/72/917526/n917526_41173414_8022.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=41173415&id=917526)

Went out with these people during Halloween, scared the shit out of me a few times. It's fucking creepy when you're drunk.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Totally gay with each other

[Mockery]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/partay.jpg
http://www.fright-rags.com/images/prod_zombievsshark.jpg
i know where you shop. :lol

[Zomboid]

Yep. I have like 15 shirts from there.

[MattJack]

I think I know your twin Zomboid.

He has the same facial hair as you, has no tan lines, has the same shaved head, and <3s metal. He probably weighs 30lbs more than you though :(

[Schimid]

Reading through this thread, I saw Hickman's picture and was like "hey they kinda look like bert and ernie lol"

Then I scrolled down, and my heart jumped.

Seriously though Hick my boy, how on earth did the army make you fatter?

[Zhukov]

He's fattening up to become the squad's 240B Machine Gun operator.

[HickMan]

Damn right! Actually I lost about 20 pounds already. I got in at about 180 with not too much fat on me and now I'm 162 with even less body fat. It's just that I'm wearing all that gear. Especially the gaitor neck makes my face look fat.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2120/208/98/614802673/n614802673_2539073_5981.jpg
You can see how much I've lost in my face, especially. Those ACU's don't do much for one's figure, anyway.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

The b&w picture of Hickman kinda reminds me of Chris Penn.

[Kitsa]

weird, yeah, a little.

[Dixie]

He looks alot like one of my first boyfriends.
I can't decide if that's good or bad.

[Tadao]

He looks like my next boyfriend.

[Zomboid]

I think I know your twin Zomboid.

He has the same facial hair as you, has no tan lines, has the same shaved head, and <3s metal. He probably weighs 30lbs more than you though :(
I'm 170 so that would put him at 200, which I was at a few years ago. WE PROBABLY LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME AT THAT POINT.

[Esuohlim]

Zomboid I know your twin too he is DUFF FROM ACE OF CAKES

http://www.foodtv.ca/blog/photos/catherine_jheon/images/2768/original.aspx

HARDCORE

[McClain]

I found a couple old military pictures. BOTH VERY SERIOUS GODDAMNIT.

http://imgcash2.imageshack.us/img15/8788/n12406244172300149329ta0.jpg

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1842/n12406244171079061249bp6.jpg

[Tadao]

Either you are one handsome ****** or an ugly white boy.

[McClain]

I'm the latter. Though it's hard to tell because I'm usually covered in wet hot naked bitches.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v367/1/16/39004560/n39004560_31599155_1417.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=41173411&id=917526&op=1&view=global&subj=545161938)

Found a picture from a few years back.

[HickMan]

So you were a Staff Sergeant in the Army and is that a Navy uniform? I'm not sure.

[McClain]

So you were a Staff Sergeant in the Army and is that a Navy uniform? I'm not sure.

I did 8 years Navy and then 3 years Army. It was in the Army I learned that the uniforms were easier to maintain, other soldiers were too uptight for my liking, that I was a friggin' expert rifles and pistols; 40/40 (no bolos, no paper targets) and that I didn't like it when subordinates called me by my rank.

[Zomboid]

You're even older than I thought.

[McClain]

29. On the cusp of 30. OMFG. I was 22 when I started posting on this forum. HAVE I GOTTEN MORE MATURE GUYS? SMARTER?

[HickMan]

That depends on what your MOS was :joke

[McClain]

That depends on what your MOS was :joke

46Q, 46R, 96D.

[HickMan]

That's pretty cool. I wanted my brother do get into something like that but he's too much of a poon for the Army.

[pac-man]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_bd843c776af6f5cdc5fdf37ba6a0f690.jpg
Hooah.

[Bod]

^^very picturesque^^

I know I'm posted a pic of me on here before but lordy this thread is huge.
Me with random waterfall in Ontario:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/GingerFootieBoy/Canada%202008/SANY0857.jpg

[Tadao]

I hate big glasses on girls. Stop it!

[Kitsa]

those aren't big.

[Tadao]

Too big, photoshop some eyes on her please.

[Kitsa]

I'm not your photoshop-bitch! Do it 'cho day-umn self.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/bodeyes.jpg


Much better!

[pac-man]

You made her into a muppet.

[Tadao]

Down at Fraggel Rock :clapclap

[Zomboid]

Pac-man's pic makes me feel guitar woman level of uncool by comparison.

[pac-man]

It smelled like burnt sh*t out there.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8540/n52169708120331021618xo1.jpg

[kahljorn]

lol i have a picture kind of like that

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/egrw.jpg

:(

[Big McLargehuge]

hawt :(

[kahljorn]

thanks ;o i have a few new pictures ;/ i pretty much wear those knee highs like every day its kind of embarrassing

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/ijg.jpg

ME AFTER SOME GRAVITIES

[Fathom Zero]

You should wash 'em, baby.

[kahljorn]

I DONT WASH CLOTHES I LET THEM BECOME ENAMORED WITH MY SWEET ESSENCE

i dont really sweat very much so i dont really need to wash my socks all too often ;o

[Fathom Zero]

I rarely was socks, myself. I think I have a neverending supply of them, though.

[kahljorn]

i had to start throwing socks away because they were starting to take over all my drawers ;(

[Bod]

Tadao needs to get over his anti-big glasses fixation. I appreciate they look goggly on the likes of Posh Beckham with her elven features and anorexic cheek bones. But small glasses look ridiculous on those with more chunkier jawlines, makes a person look all pin-eyed.

[BLEU]

Aviators are the only sunglasses worth wearing.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o314/BloodyThesis/019-2-1.jpg[/QUOTE]

[Tadao]

lol i have a picture kind of like that

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/egrw.jpg

:(

You have awesome legs.

[kahljorn]

thanks ;D

[Kitsa]

kahl mystifies me almost as much as guitar woman, but I'm prepared to roll with it

[Zomboid]

Pictures like that make me glad I don't look in this thread very often :(

[kahljorn]

man being compared with guitar woman makes me want to shoot myself.

[Grislygus]

At least you don't look like Spock's antisocial nephew, right?

[Zomboid]

No, remember - now he has long hair and looks like a really ugly girl?

[kahljorn]

At least you don't look like Spock's antisocial nephew, right?

that's exactly what i was imagining being compared to ;/

[Grislygus]

GW has long hair? Jesus, it'd be like Easter Island peeking out from under a load of kelp

[Grislygus]

An I'm pretty sure Kitsa hasn't actually seen the reject's face yet, so I'm sure she didn't mean it

[kahljorn]

whatever ill store it deep inside and lash out about it later anyway.

[Kitsa]

Well, where is it then?

[Grislygus]

You think we'd actually try to dig his face up? That's like trying to overcome memory blocks and remember what I look like, nobody wants that

[Shrubfest]

WE DO!

[kahljorn]

he really does look a lot like a young leonard nimoy ;/

[Fathom Zero]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4120/gwfuturealtcb3.jpg

[DuFresne]

I think the last GW pic I saw was from about a year ago. PONY UP THE GOODS ASSHOLES I HEAR SHE'S LEGAL NOW

Edit: oh, thanks fathom... kinda

[Fathom Zero]

No problem, gorgeous.

[Sam]

THIS IS WHAT GUITAR WOMAN USED TO LOOK LIKE:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/b76be529.jpg

[Zomboid]

Fuck. I forgot how big that schnozz is.

[Kitsa]

I thought that was guitar woman's sister.

[kahljorn]

no that's who guitar woman pretended to be so that guys on here would like him

[Kitsa]

life is so much easier if you don't care who likes you, or if they like you at all.

[Dixie]

I see my andro-bitches online. Keep me company bitches.

[kahljorn]

I KEEP BAD COMPANY

[kahljorn]

AND USUALLY IM BY MYSELF SO WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU

[Dixie]

try again little buddy.

[kahljorn]

no thanks

[Dixie]

WTF?
where is Zomboid's posts?

[Zomboid]

The chatroom thread.

[Dixie]

Crp
i thought that's where iw as posting

[Tadao]

Hahahahahahahahaahhahahahaahahahahahaahahahhaahhaa ha

heh

[Dixie]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_2bcaa647f29f42deb81f7fb1e7a70ef4.jpg
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/16/l_43b4d97d55f14d7ea369271ebb7e19a1.jpghttp://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/62/l_57a7b4bfcf504674b1ac2f7f99779614.jpghttp://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/38/l_e0d42a26e8814970a3121ee005b48bbb.jpg

[Dixie]

And last but not least, a public display of affection for instruments of destruction:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/SerratedKiss.jpg

[Sam]

YOU CALL THAT A CHAINSAW? :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

haha thats what i was thinking i have penises bigger than that chainsaw

[Dixie]

I know, I'd prefer a large gas powered one that screeches when I plunge it into the heart of a tree.
But this one was a gift, so I can't really complain.
It was still fun.

[kahljorn]

actually just one but whatever

[Dixie]

It's ok kahl, your sugardaddies' penises count.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was like "What, do you have a collection?"

[kahljorn]

heh actually we have four penises, not counting mine ;/

[Sam]

THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT AS A CHAINSAW.

THAT IS A FUCKING HEDGE TRIMMER AT BEST. :\

[Dixie]

It has "saw" in the name, it's close enough goddammit.
Do you really think someone would give me a full-sized chainsaw?
Pffft, everyone else knows better.

[Tadao]

It actually has a finger guard?

[kahljorn]

they should've painted that chainsaw pink

[Dixie]

It actually has a finger guard?

Yes, don't let it's size fool you.
It's a mean little bastard.

they should've painted that chainsaw pink
I just might.....

[kahljorn]

hehe

[Sam]

THAT THING COULDN'T EVEN CUT THROUGH MY DENSE MANE OF PUBIC HAIR.

[Dixie]

I'd like to test that theory.

[Sam]

I bet you would Hot-Tits, but I don't want to be the one to fork up the dough to replace your little sissy saw gets jammed up with thick, curly hair and starts to smoke.

[Dixie]

Like I said, it was a gift.
I didn't pay for it, so I wouldn't make you pay for it.
Now, come over here and stand really still.

[Tadao]

I think it says Tyco on the side >:

[Dixie]

Hahaha!

[Sam]

I'M SURPRISED IT DOESN'T SAY "PLAYSKOOL" ON THE SIDE. :rolleyes

[Dixie]

You guys are just jealous I didn't use it on you.
:P

[Fathom Zero]

I'd let you cut me into bits any day, Charlie.

[Zhukov]

Show us your chainsaws guys!

[MattJack]

show us your PAINsaws guys!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fixed,

[Esuohlim]

DID YOU ALSO UPLOAD IT TO YOUR WEBHOST FROM 2001?

[Dixie]

DID YOU ALSO UPLOAD IT TO YOUR WEBHOST FROM 2001?
Ohhhhhh, burrrrn....

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Alright, let me get the burn cream out,
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/c22.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/BillJeff.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/c24.jpg

[BLEU]

Why are you a guy.

[Dixie]

I think that has something to do with his father's sperm and which one won the race.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Why are you a guy.

Is that a compliment or a pick up line?

I'll accept both.

[Babs]

I'm going to have it coming I know it.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/Me.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/me2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/daddy.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/catsandshit.jpg

[Zhukov]

Yeah, you look like a dick, I guess. :\

[MattJack]

but like a trendy dick :\

[Zomboid]

HIPSTER FAG

[Babs]

jesus christ, I knew it was coming

guess I had it coming?

[MattJack]

YOU ASKED FOR IT

[Babs]

I'm afraid you're right.

[Grislygus]

why are your ears preceded by wooly women's pubes

[Babs]

because I dig mature woman, preferably around their late 40's

[Aaarg]

you look like you were first in line to buy the lonely island album.

[Babs]

What the hell is the lonely island abum? You seem to know more about that than I do so indulge me, what is this lonely island album? Don't forget to google it for me, go ahead, do my deeds for me so I don't have to lift one finger.

[pac-man]

You know you already googled it, Babs.

[Babs]

DAMNIT!!! how the hell did you know? HACK0RZZ

[Seven Force]

THIS IS WHAT GUITAR WOMAN USED TO LOOK LIKE:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/b76be529.jpg
i still think thats gw

[Kitsa]

The whole GW thing is just too confusing for me and I give up.

[Seven Force]

its a long story but hes a guy IRL that used to be mocked endlessly and then posted under a girls identity but hes alright now i guess

[Kitsa]

Must be a "hadta be there" thing.

[Emu]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22286

^^ That should explain it, sort of.

[Kitsa]

I appreciate it. So GW was insinuating that she-he was a girl and someone outed himher as not being one. Heshe maintains an androgynous persona either way.

[Fathom Zero]

He was banned, then he came back as a woman to avoid detection, and has been here ever since.

[MetalMilitia]

GW is like... you know when you can smell something unpleasant and you go all around the room trying to figure out what it is before eventually giving up and enduring the foulness of it? Yeah well that's Guitar Woman: a foul smell that lingers around the forum spreading her foulness to every recess of the board.

Plus she looks like Autistic Spock.

[Zhukov]

I've been walking around the nursery where I work looking for the source of a foul smell for the past few days. It was absolutely disgusting. Luckily I found it, although I sort of wish I didn't, since it was a nest of dead baby rats that have been rotting. I killed their mother last week (shovel to the head) and I guess the poor wee bubs couldn't find food : (

I suppose Guitar Woman is like that rotten nest of dead baby rats.

[Fathom Zero]

I think that may be the best analogy ever.

[Kitsa]

Agreed.

I completely understand how bad that smells. Waaaaaaaaaay back in the summer of 1995, my dear sweet brand-new Dodge Neon with the smiling face, strawberry pearl finish and confetti-upholstery seats slowly disappeared in a fog of hideous odor.

We couldn't figure out what it was or where it was coming from, but it got worse and worse and worse. It became so noxious that eating in the car or traveling with the windows up was impossible. We had the inside shampooed several times. It was beginning to be like that Seinfeld episode with the BO car.

Finally, we found the culprit...a dead, rotting field mouse half-submerged in water on the inside of the taillight casing. It was the side near the trunk that you couldn't see. The water was just as gross as the mouse.

From what the detailing guys told us, it's not really uncommon for mice to get up into parked cars. They said they find the insides of seats shredded for nests all the time.

[Babs]

So it's a lot like Richard Gere's asshole?

[kahljorn]

man i actually had the seinfield thing happen to me once. We took the car to walmart to get a quick oil change or something and not only did it take forever but when we got it back it smelled like.. geh.

we emptied a bottle of febreeze and some other shit into that car and it finally went away.

[b_squared]

I hate the smell of febreeze. I think I will keep the car smelly if that was my only option. I hate the commercials for it too. People dancing about all wacked out because of the delightful smell of Febreeze.
Febreeze is scented crack. People are addicted to this stuff.
Just say no to Febreeze.

[Tadao]

Is this the fucking chat thread?

[Kitsa]

http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=guitar+woman&btnG=Search+Images (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=guitar+woman&btnG=Search+Images)

[b_squared]

Since I dont have a fucking picture to post....um yea, its a chat thread.
Tadeo, how 'bout posting a picture of a fluffy bunny.... to bring it back on topic.

[pac-man]

The class of 2009 is really shaping up nicely :rolleyes:

[b_squared]

because 2008 was a way better year.

[executioneer]

guys post pictures or i'm gonan start moving shit to chatroom

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ugly-girl.jpg

[executioneer]

NOT WHAT I MEANT >:

[Kitsa]

It was specifically engineered to make your dick shrivel back up inside your body.

Did it work?

[executioneer]

it was already shrivelly before i looked at it

[kahljorn]

I think I will keep the car smelly if that was my only option.

I highly doubt that ;\

ILL POST A PICTURE GUYS LEMME FIND ONE

[Kitsa]

I've decided to take my avatar to the next level and feature only scenes from "Sick Nurses" because the movie is just that fucking good.

Except my favorite is Janya Tanasawangkul and there's not much out there of her lovely face.

I do have several different screencaps to suit my various purposes, though.

Hurt/Impatient:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/irritatedwoman.jpg

Making a call:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/makesphonecall.jpg

Holding a hand in front of your mouth so no one can hear:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/angrycall.jpg

Jabbing a derisive thumb:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/getaloadofhim.jpg


And if that isn't sufficient, here's a dog that was staring at me in the Tim Horton's drive thru the other day.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/funnydog3-1.jpg

AND FURTHERMORE,

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/lysoldouche.jpg

[kahljorn]

DESTROY THE HEALTHY FLORA OF YOUR VAGINA WITH THE GREATEST EASE

[kahljorn]

these are pictures from valentines day.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/hgifea.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/nvdl.jpg

[Tadao]

Show us the rest of the series!

[kahljorn]

no :o

haha here's the last couple of pictures in the series though :
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/nfiea.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/fnlake.jpg

[Sam]

Is that the part where you are ABANDONED AND GET STONED?

[kahljorn]

I definitely got stoned ;o

[Phoenix Gamma]

One of my roommates turned 21, so a bunch of people got drunk and had a Nerf war. Because my roommates have more Nerf guns than we know what to do with. I have a pretty sweet shotgun I got for 5 bucks, which has ammo shells that pop out when you reload, but there's something about the gun my roommate got that's just way more badass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/PGamma/IMG_1241.jpg

That's not even the complete gun. It must be nice to have $30 to spend on toys...

The worst part about a drunk nerf war is trying to find all of the darts in the morning.

[Shrubfest]

I want one.

But I'd loose the darts in my hair.

[Zhukov]

Outside our parliment they have cricket playing on a big screen

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF1684.jpg

[Zhukov]

Here is myself waiting for a kiwi flavoured hamburger.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF1100.jpg

[Shrubfest]

A WHAT NOW?

[Zhukov]

a kiwi flavoured hamburger.


I suppose I should have said kiwi-style, so New Zealand style, apparently. It was Australian style with kiwi fruit in it. Was good.

[Kitsa]

You look a bit like a Math(s) professor, Zhukov.

That wasn't meant as an offensive thing.

[Zhukov]

I wouldn't have taken it as such.

It was David Wain last time, and John Cussack before that, I think. God knows why. I can deal with Maths Professor.

[WhiteRat]

but there's something about the gun my roommate got that's just way more badass...



That's not even the complete gun. It must be nice to have $30 to spend on toys...

The worst part about a drunk nerf war is trying to find all of the darts in the morning.

My friend bought that same gun complete with tripod for his 3 year old nephew. The thing was bigger than the kid was and he couldn't even hold it up. Kid's mom was pissed.

[Phoenix Gamma]

Yea, he's got all of the pieces stashed in his closet, along with some semi-automatics, some pistols, this fully customizable...thing...and more darts than we know what to do with.

I prefer my shotgun. The shells are just too awesome, and I've always wanted to shoot a real shotgun :D

[Zomboid]

I fired my first shotgun when I was 5, pussy.

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah but you're Canadian. You probably had to kill a moose to stop is stealing your kid brother.

[Zomboid]

What's really funny is that you're not TOO far off the mark.

It was kinda like the opening scene of Enemy at the Gates - snow and all :(

[Serp]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c304/serpicoemcee/josh.jpg

[Esuohlim]

waz goin down g

[JJ_Maniac]

I smell a "white gangster-wannabe" upon the wind.

[Serp]

lol no not I... I do know people who really try to force a way of looking or talking but I couldn't even if I tried. Everyone who knows me knows I am more of a nerd then anything.

[pac-man]

We judge books by their covers 'round chere.

[Serp]

We judge books by their covers 'round chere.


It's all good

[Kitsa]

Here's my kickass dog.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/letsgomom.jpg

[kahljorn]

thats cute as hell. What kind of dog?

[Kitsa]

standard poodle, or spoodle as some people say. She's a fucking horse. She just passed 55 lbs and she's only 8 months old.

[Serp]

that's a big poodle

[MetalMilitia]

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK

But seriously welcome to the forum.

[Serp]

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK

But seriously welcome to the forum.

lol thanks

[pac-man]

Your dog is mean mugging.

[Zomboid]

I like your big, white, flat-brimmed hat, Serp. Where can a nigga git hisself one 'a dem?

[bigtimecow]

CHYEA NIGZ IS ME THA KYDD

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/63/l_aa225a1c27554b8a871aa1793f157f18.jpg

YEAH SON

[pac-man]

Instead of having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, BTC has Prince and Strawberry Shortcake.

[Tadao]

lol at first I didn't understand what you were saying.

[kahljorn]

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK

:lol

[bigtimecow]

:lol

[Geggy]

http://www.geocities.com/iseepee57/n526967677_2181148_6709648.jpg

I WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APAART!!!

[Geggy]

valentine's day in salem, ma :themoreyouknow

[bigtimecow]

geggy! we live near eachother!

[Seven Force]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c304/serpicoemcee/josh.jpg
forum virgin is right

[pac-man]

forum virgin is right

:lol... you magnificent bastard.

[Serp]

forum virgin is right


funny :-)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Fattuesday.jpg

I started drinking at 4:30pm on Fat Tuesday. This is me after drinking for 15 hours at around 9:00 AM

[Dixie]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/eskimo1.jpg

I adopted an eskimo look for most of the evening.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/eskimo2.jpg
Which later became a decadent eskimo/cowboy/pimp thing.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/eskimocowboy.jpg
This was my best attempt at a Glamor Shots pose.

[Tadao]

:wank

[Dixie]

Yeah, Johnny does that to people.

[Tadao]

I'm gonna have to change my thread to "Why is Johnny so hot?"

[Dixie]

He would REALLY like that.

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/dad.jpg
Most recent image I have

[MetalMilitia]

This picture is from the 1980s and I can prove it.

[Dixie]

The one with the Newcastle.
I want that one.

[Babs]

hahaha yes, his name is Dru and he is one bad ass. His band is amazing too, a lot like some blackened thrash none of that new shit you find at best buy.

[Jeanette X]

these are pictures from valentines day.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/hgifea.jpg



You are a guy, right?

[kahljorn]

I was born with a penis.

[Jeanette X]

I was born with a penis.

Ah. Sometimes its hard to tell with some guys. Your features are touch ambiguous.
Very handsome though.

[Fathom Zero]

Kahljorn is the prettiest dude I know, and I can say that with complete confidence in my sexuality.

[kahljorn]

:) thanks a lot guys. That makes me feel really good about myself.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/toad2small.jpg

I accidentally disturbed this guy's hibernation as I was cleaning up some backyard detritus...

You can see he's not very happy about it, I felt pretty bad.

[Tadao]

This shold be in the zoo thread and you know it :tear

[Kitsa]

I took it and it's my picture and it says Post Yer Picture Here :/

[Jeanette X]

:) thanks a lot guys. That makes me feel really good about myself.

You're welcome. But make sure you preserve that fair skin with sunblock, even in the winter. Redheads tend to be more prone to U.V. damage than most people.

You work in a drugstore for seven years, you pick up a few things.

[kahljorn]

hah alright thanks for the advice ;o;o;o;o;o;o

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

stupid redheads and their burniness

[Zhukov]

Kitsa, I think you are more than aware that it's a 'post a picture of yourself here' style thread.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish I still had this pic of 2 years ago. I got burnt wearing a long sleeve shirt. Burnt again wearing a 3/4 shirt. Then burnt a 3rd time wearing a short sleeve shirt. I was 3-tone burnt....redheads.