Post Yer Picture Here... [Archive] - Page 34

DamnthatDavid

Mar 20th, 2006, 12:23 AM

he's on his period.

Anyway, seeing how you have a gun Willie, you are invited to Olympia for a redneck shoot out on April 1st. We also going to try to make napalm on the slopes. (I think I posted an old picture of us shooting, but just incase... here is some more)
I apologize for the size. Set the Photoshop quality to about 50, and it still huge.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/GroupShoot1.jpg

I'm the tall guy in the grey sporting the .357 magnum on the right. Back when I had side burns. I miss those side burns.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Groupshoot2.jpg

This is a fall trip. We shot up all the stuffed animals we won at the Fall Puyallup Fair.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Groupshoot3.jpg

During the summer trip, we took some dirtbikes. The place has some great back trails. The yellow bike is a monster. The owner had slammed a 400cc engine into a bike designed for a 250cc.

executioneer

Mar 20th, 2006, 02:42 AM

ok not that I don't have guns but you did see where i said the .44 is my dad's gun right

executioneer

Mar 20th, 2006, 02:43 AM

and also, april fool's day?

GADZOOKS

Mar 20th, 2006, 03:29 AM

Guys, why are you shooting stuffed animals when you can be shooting each other, that would be more funny.

MetalMilitia

Mar 20th, 2006, 09:22 AM

damnthatdavid, that looks very dangerous! :eek

AChimp

Mar 20th, 2006, 10:37 AM

LOL GUNS AM I RIGHT GUYS

Seven Force

Mar 20th, 2006, 10:40 AM

No.

Emu

Mar 20th, 2006, 11:13 AM

bring some blanks and start mowing people down that'd be a good april fool's am i right

MetalMilitia

Mar 20th, 2006, 11:15 AM

TOTALLY!

DamnthatDavid

Mar 20th, 2006, 06:51 PM

hahaha, except lots of people there have AK's, and MAK's, and etc.

And it ok not to have your own gun. Hell, 2 of those guns belong to fathers of others. (The .357 and the pansy .22)

GADZOOKS

Mar 20th, 2006, 07:30 PM

My gun is better then your gun.

DamnthatDavid

Mar 20th, 2006, 07:43 PM

most likely. I just purchased a cheap, reliable, high powered rifle for my first gun.

GADZOOKS

Mar 20th, 2006, 07:48 PM

I didn't have to buy my gun, because it's my...

DamnthatDavid

Mar 20th, 2006, 07:54 PM

That's false advertising. It's just a water pistol. But it doesn't shoot water. Kinda like the jam shooting pistol on the island of misfit toys. But it not really jam either... kinda, but not.

GADZOOKS

Mar 21st, 2006, 03:06 AM

Do you think the gun I'm refering to is my dick?

Because sir you a seriously mistaken and possibly deranged.

Supafly345

Mar 21st, 2006, 07:30 AM

You're the one who said it.

The Retro Kat

Mar 21st, 2006, 08:13 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/LookUp.jpg
Day Dreamin'

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/SternFaceArrr.jpg
Stern Face...Arrr

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/WhatThe.jpg
What the?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/WayUp.jpg
Hair Cuttage...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/WTFIsIt.jpg
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?

Emu

Mar 21st, 2006, 11:28 AM

Retro, you stole all my posters. >:

Terra

Mar 21st, 2006, 04:56 PM

Hickpic!! Please note weary wrinkles and other trailertrash attributes!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/steelsojourn/5d171ece.jpg

AChimp

Mar 21st, 2006, 05:10 PM

Oil of Olay makes wrinkles go away!

Terra

Mar 21st, 2006, 05:13 PM

So does teh decent sleep and not working to pay teh mortage and going to school at the same damn time! But your correct. I need a gallon of it! >:

Esuohlim

Mar 21st, 2006, 05:58 PM

Put some clothes on.

Terra

Mar 21st, 2006, 06:23 PM

The clothes are on. I don't take them off until I see a new trailer moving in at the KOA place. >:

Guitar Woman

Mar 21st, 2006, 06:55 PM

how old are you :x

ArrowX

Mar 21st, 2006, 08:21 PM

Holy shit my self esteem is like as high as the international space station after seeing terra! :lol

sadie

Mar 21st, 2006, 08:22 PM

that makes you really co-dependently stupid.

ArrowX

Mar 21st, 2006, 08:44 PM

:lol i love how the boards are so fucking serious.

Terra

Mar 21st, 2006, 08:46 PM

Oh shut up. Frankly you have to be worth it for me to crawl under the trailer to beat the everlovin shit out of you. Stay there and suck on my bilge water!

xbxDaniel

Mar 21st, 2006, 09:05 PM

These pics are from Winter '04, I think.

It's when my sister wrecked her car.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/DodgeNeon-wrecked2.jpg

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/DodgeNeon-wrecked.jpg

DamnthatDavid

Mar 21st, 2006, 09:18 PM

and the cars behind?

Is your family shitty drivers or what?

xbxDaniel

Mar 21st, 2006, 09:20 PM

That was the garage it was towed to.

Terra

Mar 21st, 2006, 09:43 PM

I think you need to be driving from now on. Let your sis take the pictures. :)

The Retro Kat

Mar 21st, 2006, 11:01 PM

I also have a Big Lebowski, Life Aquatic, Jim Morrison "The End", Velvet Underground bananas by Warhol, Clerks, Lords of Dogtown, Don Quiote by Picasso, and an Irish Pub poster...I think that's all of them.

Sethomas

Mar 21st, 2006, 11:25 PM

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/210306.jpg

I kind of feel like this should be posted in the Photoshop/Captions forum.

Dole

Mar 22nd, 2006, 03:22 PM

Post a pic with a big, chessy grin on your face Seth. Go on, even if its completely insincere.

MLE

Mar 22nd, 2006, 09:54 PM

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/sethSMILE.jpg

Fathom Zero

Mar 22nd, 2006, 09:55 PM

That made me giggle.

Staxeon

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:20 PM

I'm gonna have nightmares about that tonight.

Terra

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:36 PM

Those are my lips. I'm even gonna have nightmares.

MLE is on a rampage!

MLE

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:37 PM

I just have tons of free time tonight.

Terra

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:42 PM

I like it Miss Emily. Don't hold back! :) I haven't laughed this hard in a few days.

maggiekarp

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:44 PM

Sethomas looks like my dad. Not in a bad way, though

Retro looks like a cool dude

xBx has a hawt car

Terra is very pretty, but all women are required by law to use smelly girly lotions to keep their face looking like they are 13! MOISTERIZE OR DIE

I have some face kind that smells of peaches. Haven't used it in a while, though :(

Terra

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:45 PM

Meow!

Luv ya girl!

Chojin

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:48 PM

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/9348/face.jpg

Staxeon

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:50 PM

Terra is very pretty, but all women are required by law to use smelly girly lotions to keep their face looking like they are 13! MOISTERIZE OR DIE

I have some face kind that smells of peaches. Haven't used it in a while, though :(

I walked into Bath and Body Works yesterday and nearly choked to death. All I wanted was some fancy hand soap, it wasn't worth the lung I nearly lost.

maggiekarp

Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:52 PM

That chick is only 20 years old

SEE WHAT SUNLIGHT DOES

SEE

Bath and Body Works makes me choke too. I'm fortunate that my mom got smelly lotions for me when she ventured in

Immortal Goat

Mar 22nd, 2006, 11:33 PM

http://myspace-053.vo.llnwd.net/00575/35/06/575196053_l.jpg
Me and my girlfriend at the V for Vendetta preview...

I know I'm a nerd goddammit. And I don't give a fuck.

xbxDaniel

Mar 22nd, 2006, 11:36 PM

Iwish you would've taken pictures of you playing the house of dead game behind you. Hell, any game in there.

Immortal Goat

Mar 22nd, 2006, 11:44 PM

Well, I would have, but I couldn't really wear my glasses underneath the mask, so that made sight kinda complicated. I took it off for the movie and put my glasses on, but still...

Sethomas

Mar 22nd, 2006, 11:56 PM

I would have been very pleased indeed if for the costume you had improvised with the Burger King mask like Rog's.

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 23rd, 2006, 12:19 AM

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c348/sicklj/IMG_2310.jpg

Hay!

BTW, sorry I look like poo, that was after a 11 hour shift, my makeup had died by then :(

BlueOatmeal

Mar 23rd, 2006, 02:17 AM

OH shit umm yeah. So hows everyone doing? I hate cameras on phones

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5575/phonesarecrappycams8rl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Chojin

Mar 23rd, 2006, 07:42 AM

I thought this place felt more creepy! Where have you been?

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:56 AM

omg you have hair now!
More pixplz!

BlueOatmeal

Mar 23rd, 2006, 02:46 PM

I thought this place felt more creepy! Where have you been?

DOING YOUR MOTHER! HA! OWNED!!

I still got it!!

:/

I'm really terrible at taking pictures and the 1.3 megapixel camera on my phone doesn't really help.
http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/5416/stupidcameraphone7xv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Girl Drink Drunk

Mar 23rd, 2006, 04:28 PM

Welcome back, Blueoatmeal :)

BlueOatmeal

Mar 23rd, 2006, 06:05 PM

thanks abunch

Terra

Mar 23rd, 2006, 09:36 PM

Hey I remember you. And you still have your phone number posted.

Guitar Woman

Mar 23rd, 2006, 09:55 PM

yay oaty's back!

xbxDaniel

Mar 23rd, 2006, 10:43 PM

A couple of interesting bikes I had the pleasure to see at a bikers convention a while ago...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/P1010069.jpg

*2nd pic too big

xbxDaniel

Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:07 PM

Here's the rest area on the Dragon's Tail in Gatlinburg:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/gatlinburg2005279.jpg

Two-Faced

Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:09 PM

... since when was there so many broads on here?

Well no matter. I am still top broad :)

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:13 PM

I just have to say, I'm the one who made Blue Oatmeal post on this thread. I threatened him with a whip. He loved it.

Terra

Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:14 PM

He hasn't changed a bit!

executioneer

Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:45 PM

since you guys are posting pictrues of not yourselves i thought i would give it a try

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/redundancy.jpg

redundant

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/noposting.jpg

THAT MEANS YOU ARROWX >:

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/gaykites.jpg

lol

Immortal Goat

Mar 24th, 2006, 01:46 AM

Hey now, my pic was of me. Just... as another person... :(

Oh, and welcome back, BlueOatmeal. Remember that time you got all shitfaced drunk and called my house at about 2 in the morning? Those were the days.

BlueOatmeal

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:09 AM

Fucking right! Those days were the best.

Hello terra.

Nothing like a good ol' whippin' Jen :wink :nudge!

I MODDED MY SATURN!
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5242/032306232111pj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sethomas

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:22 AM

You put a sticker on it?

EisigerBiskuit

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:25 AM

Holy crap goatmeal, I missed you. :<

BlueOatmeal

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:43 AM

All these people seem so happy to see me again. Is this some sort of mean trick?

Jixby Phillips

Mar 24th, 2006, 03:02 AM

I'm not happy to see you!

I find you to be especially obnoxious!

Sorry!

Vampywampy

Mar 24th, 2006, 06:02 AM

http://i1.tinypic.com/s45qa9.jpg

Me after TOO MUCH TIME AT THE WORLDS LARGEST DINOSAUR EXHIBIT.

Supafly345

Mar 24th, 2006, 08:08 AM

That's not you.

Emu

Mar 24th, 2006, 09:59 AM

jesus fuck that horrified me

Emu

Mar 24th, 2006, 11:51 AM

guys vampywampy seems like a wacky and zany guy i think we're in for a treat! :orgasm :orgasm

MetalMilitia

Mar 24th, 2006, 12:00 PM

I laughed at his picture alot! :)

Vampywampy

Mar 24th, 2006, 01:42 PM

That's not you.Prove it. ;]

guys vampywampy seems like a wacky and zany guy i think we're in for a treat! :orgasm :orgasm

No need for sarcasm now. :<

Guitar Woman

Mar 24th, 2006, 01:49 PM

Vampywampy needs to be a boss in the next Resident Evil

Vampywampy

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:06 PM

u guyz hurt mi feligns :'(

Emu

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:17 PM

i bet you enjoy the comedy of dane cook

Guitar Woman

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:19 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/danecookjumpkickcage.gif

Vampywampy

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:22 PM

Who's Dane Cook?

Oh and.

http://i1.tinypic.com/s4ngbr.jpg

One of me with my best friend 'Happy Negro'.

Emu

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:25 PM

Making a "serious business" macro is grounds for banning I'll have you know

Vampywampy

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:27 PM

Que?

Esuohlim

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:29 PM

OK nambypamby move along

Schimid

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:54 PM

Schimid - I hate Guitar Woman. She's like, pressed on your balls though, Emily's too. Why do you like her?
Chojin - I know she's a cunt, I just like her 'cause she's hot.
Schimid - Are you serious?
Chojin - I love German women.

King Hadas

Mar 24th, 2006, 02:58 PM

Guitar Womans from Oregon though.

MetalMilitia

Mar 24th, 2006, 03:01 PM

this is the post your picture here not the chat room you losers >:

Guitar Woman

Mar 24th, 2006, 04:19 PM

Guitar Womans from Oregon though.
ever hear of moving to a new house lots of people do it every day

Vampywampy

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:05 PM

u guise maek mi lol ;O

Guitar Woman

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:06 PM

SHUT UP

Vampywampy

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:07 PM

http://i1.tinypic.com/s4s6qp.jpg

Emu

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:10 PM

are you just one huge assembly of internet cliche mashed into one large failure or what :rolleyes

Vampywampy

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:19 PM

Yes, yes I am.

Chojin

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:26 PM

I believe that conversation followed up with me saying that everyone on i-mockery is a cunt, Schimid.

And yes, I do love Germans ;< MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MOST OF MY HERITAGE BEING GERMAN GOD SCHIMID YOU REALLY ARE THE BRAVEST RACIST HERE :'<

Guitar Woman

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:27 PM

That's a relief, for a minute I thought you secretly didn't like me.

Chojin

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:31 PM

Is that sarcasm, cunt

Guitar Woman

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:34 PM

If it were sarcasm I would've used the rolleyes emoticon.

Chojin

Mar 24th, 2006, 05:40 PM

oh right i forgot protocol what would carnivore say if he were here to see that :<

anyway schimid i will thank you to not quote me especially when we are having GUY TALK which women don't understand as posturing and you could srsly hurt some fllngs around here ;< did I tell pub about that time you filled up your digital camera with showering pictures of yourself just for him, but accidentally emailed them all to me instead?

no.

and you should get that mole checked out.

DamnthatDavid

Mar 24th, 2006, 07:40 PM

No one loves me for being German/Luxemburgian.

The Retro Kat

Mar 24th, 2006, 11:14 PM

No one loves you...period. Damn that David.

Supafly345

Mar 25th, 2006, 12:55 AM

I think I remember his mom saying something once.

Supafly345

Mar 25th, 2006, 12:56 AM

Before I broke the bed!

DeadKennedys

Mar 25th, 2006, 03:33 PM

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/3484/tabako2iw.jpg

I'm a joker, I'm smoker, I'm a midnight toker

Comrade Rocket

Mar 25th, 2006, 03:57 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/myspace.jpg

MYSPACE >:

executioneer

Mar 25th, 2006, 04:01 PM

so damnthatdavid when is the funtime shooty fire explosions time on april first and WHERE is it :eek

Moobs

Mar 25th, 2006, 04:38 PM

BABY PICS! (Moobs through the ages)

Get ya game face on! >:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/GAMEFACE.jpg

Now with slighty less sugar...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/awww.jpg

My first glimpse at boobies :eek
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/smile.jpg

I have no eyes :(
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/eyes.jpg

Dreaming about Noddy or some shit :/
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/dream.jpg

DamnthatDavid

Mar 25th, 2006, 05:13 PM

Next Saturday, Down past Olympia a bit. At a gravel pit. I don't know exact location.

Terra

Mar 25th, 2006, 06:33 PM

Cute pictures Moobs.

executioneer

Mar 25th, 2006, 07:46 PM

Next Saturday, Down past Olympia a bit. At a gravel pit. I don't know exact location.

well when are you gonna know X_X

Command Prompt

Mar 26th, 2006, 08:05 AM

My science fiction dreams came true last night!

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7042/156390215120427001ov.jpg

Me and Bill Paxton!

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8487/156417185121289804ra.jpg

Me and Harry Dean Stanton!

A buch of other celeberties were in my bar tonight too, but they weren't in any of the Alien movies, so they suck.

Chojin

Mar 26th, 2006, 11:30 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/060326/fusion.jpg

this thing is really neat. it's gillette's new razor "Fusion" - powered, 5 blades on the front, and 1 on the back for SHAPING. SEX.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/060326/myspace.jpg

and apparently swinging sledgehammers around for a month causes you to lose weight. WHO KNEW!

Staxeon

Mar 26th, 2006, 11:40 AM

How does that whole battery-powered shaving work out compared to the non-powered variety? Its just a vibrator right?

Chojin

Mar 26th, 2006, 11:43 AM

sadie

Mar 26th, 2006, 11:46 AM

and the best part is the v-chip!

Staxeon

Mar 26th, 2006, 11:46 AM

Hrmm, my facial hair is pretty aggresive too. Sticks straight out and shoot off like I'm clipping copper wire when I shave it. Might try this.

WTF, I saw them at Target for I think $9 for the powered one...you don't get a refill for that price?! Those are probably $20 for 5 for something idiotic.

Chojin

Mar 26th, 2006, 11:47 AM

No, I'd say the prostate massager trumps the parental controls.

These razors and their recharge packs were on sale at Rite-Aid last weekend when I bought them. They probably still are, I'd recommend you stock up now.

Supafly345

Mar 26th, 2006, 12:43 PM

Those things never cut me. I think the vibration is just what a close shave needs.

DamnthatDavid

Mar 26th, 2006, 03:15 PM

Should know tonight Willie.

Emu

Mar 26th, 2006, 06:53 PM

Today: Ike Goes 2 the Zoo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture678.jpg

It opened its tail just for me to get a picture. :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture686.jpg

It's a baby. :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture648.jpg

Lemur :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture662.jpg

PG13 am i right ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture661.jpg

no comment

Vampywampy

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:40 AM

http://i1.tinypic.com/sde6g1.jpg

....:(

Guitar Woman

Mar 27th, 2006, 01:39 AM

ugh, my eyes

Esuohlim

Mar 27th, 2006, 01:48 AM

OK that is it sir

Mike

Mar 27th, 2006, 03:55 AM

That is uglier than a pig's anus. Christ.

The Retro Kat

Mar 27th, 2006, 01:43 PM

http://myspace-244.vo.llnwd.net/00602/44/21/602871244_l.jpg

Getting 'faced.

ScruU2wice

Mar 28th, 2006, 07:11 PM

Welcome to flavor country.

James

Mar 28th, 2006, 09:24 PM

I think it's mostly just hype, but I have really coarse facial hair and my non-powered razors tended to get stuck, so I'd have to pick up the blade and re-stroke harder to clear it. With this I can just buzz up and keep the same pace without tearing the shit out of my face.

It also does seem to get a little closer. The fusion even moreso than the mach 3.

Also up until now all gillete razors came with 2 backup razors but this bastard shipped with 0.

Oh and that one blade on the back is the sex, again. I cut myself with it today but the concept is so worth it.

How often do you shave, and how often can you shave with that new bitch? I've resolved to shaving once a week, because any more frequently results in mutilation.

The whole vibrating thing confuses me. Shaking a blade back and forth over my face seems like I'm just asking for trouble.

ziggytrix

Mar 28th, 2006, 09:47 PM

hey James, maybe you should try an electric shaver? It's pretty damn hard to cut yourself with one of those.

Geggy

Mar 29th, 2006, 08:33 AM

http://www.geocities.com/iseepee57/kerry.jpg

John Kerry sticking his tongue out to the camera.

xbxDaniel

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:25 AM

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/P1010659_0049.jpg

That's my cousin Brett and my Aunt Sheila. Brett's heading to Iraq today.

Terra

Mar 29th, 2006, 11:10 AM

I'm sorry about that. It's always really hard to see your family go. My cousin, John Paul is serving his third year there.

At the risk of asking yet another nosy question, where's your picture? We've seen your dog, your backyard, the bar b que, a bike show and the cars your sister wrecked. Were you in them and we just missed it?

xbxDaniel

Mar 29th, 2006, 11:18 AM

The only pic of myself I have is from 3 years ago and looks stupid.

James

Mar 29th, 2006, 07:33 PM

hey James, maybe you should try an electric shaver? It's pretty damn hard to cut yourself with one of those.

Oh, I've managed. :(

Even if I don't cut myself, electrics don't get close enough, and irritate my face something feirce. Maybe I'm just destined to have a beard.

Staxeon

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:23 PM

Terra

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:33 PM

You replayed the whole thing?? Are you still pissed about me suggesting that your stroking Pub's shoulders before you slip into his vagina?

Staxeon

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:41 PM

No, I'm a non-scrolling-quote-noob.

Terra

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:42 PM

Well hush my mouth!

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:47 PM

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c348/sicklj/band.jpg

Terra

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:50 PM

You look great!! :)

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:55 PM

Heh, it was after playing drums for an hour straight :P

Terra

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:57 PM

After an hour, you look hot baaayybeeee.

BlueOatmeal

Mar 30th, 2006, 12:22 AM

Something about ladies holding hard sticks of wood

GETS

ME

SO

HOT

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/331/ohnonotagainfiltered4du.png

OH YEAH! ARTY!

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 30th, 2006, 12:24 AM

Wait, didn't we have sex?

BlueOatmeal

Mar 30th, 2006, 12:32 AM

The sexyest sex in all of sex land! :P

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 30th, 2006, 12:35 AM

Word, I remember that, and Nate screaming "Get out!"

BlueOatmeal

Mar 30th, 2006, 12:37 AM

I think Nate was trying to look at my "goods". It was creepy

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 30th, 2006, 12:39 AM

HEY GUYS BLUE OATMEAL AND I HAD SECKS!!!!

BlueOatmeal

Mar 30th, 2006, 12:54 AM

Lets not forget the ride home :) We almost didn't make it back :P

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 30th, 2006, 01:02 AM

omg the blow job

Immortal Goat

Mar 30th, 2006, 01:54 AM

Blue Oatmeal isn't allowed to have sex. I've heard his voice over the phone, and I can't imagine what he sounds like in the throes of passion. Of course, that was his smashed voice. And GOD was he ever smashed. He invited me to some party he was having I think, and I'm all the way in fucking Ohio.

Blue Oatmeal, once I hit the big 21, I gotta head down to Georgia, and we need to party. :(

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 11:03 AM

Oh god the secksing he will give you. :chatter

Jixby Phillips

Mar 30th, 2006, 01:36 PM

Hey remember that one time when we did that thing that people on the internet were not privy to

Jixby Phillips

Mar 30th, 2006, 01:37 PM

lets slyly refrence it without explaining it because its not like anybody else uses this message board

Dole

Mar 30th, 2006, 02:02 PM

n00dz or it didnt happen

BlueOatmeal

Mar 30th, 2006, 09:24 PM

The mysteries of the internet!!!

Chojin

Mar 30th, 2006, 09:53 PM

man even the concept makes me think less of std ;<

Sicktodeathmx

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:25 PM

man even the concept makes me think less of std ;<

*winks*

Oh the internet

James

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:30 AM

man even the concept makes me think less of std ;<

Should I post BlueOatmeal's shaved V-line again?

Immortal Goat

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:33 AM

LOL, Blue Oatmeal got STD :(

BlueOatmeal

Mar 31st, 2006, 01:43 AM

Maybe Kulturkampf has something to say about all the hot, steamy boy on girl boot knocking.

WilfordBrimley

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:38 PM

http://www.geo.arizona.edu/~andyf/brimley.jpg

Seven Force

Apr 3rd, 2006, 11:17 PM

I hate you.

Emu

Apr 3rd, 2006, 11:50 PM

You've kind of started sucking since you got that David Cross avatar just telling you

adept_ninja

Apr 4th, 2006, 09:15 PM

david cross is the man though

Girl Drink Drunk

Apr 4th, 2006, 09:34 PM

Wow, I thought that was a young Elton John. David does kinda look like him there.

Seven Force

Apr 4th, 2006, 11:57 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/lazyeye4xe.gif

executioneer

Apr 5th, 2006, 01:01 AM

lol

Guitar Woman

Apr 5th, 2006, 12:03 PM

did a pig just fly past my window

MLE

Apr 5th, 2006, 02:04 PM

wrong eye

Seven Force

Apr 5th, 2006, 02:23 PM

I'm flattered you posses intimate knowledge about my faults. If that means it's one step closer to gettin' you in the sack, i'm all for it. ;)

Jixby Phillips

Apr 5th, 2006, 04:31 PM

you just want her for her feet

Fathom Zero

Apr 5th, 2006, 10:26 PM

A pic of my great-uncle, Elmar.
http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8233/terra7uy.jpg

Terra

Apr 5th, 2006, 10:49 PM

The superior race.

Guitar Woman

Apr 5th, 2006, 11:00 PM

Jesus christ stop posting that fucking pic it's gross

Seven Force

Apr 5th, 2006, 11:17 PM

yeah seriously my libido dies a little every time i see it sad emoticon

Terra

Apr 5th, 2006, 11:21 PM

Between you and GW, this could actually work out in my favor.

DamnthatDavid

Apr 6th, 2006, 03:32 AM

Well, I finally got some of the pictures from my latest shooting trip.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/David357SM.jpg

Please note, the .357 magnum is empty. Only idiots would take pictures with a gun loaded.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/DavidInsaneSM.jpg

That is a AK-74M Saiga M3 assault rifle. Think AK-47 but 10x as accurate and only semi-auto. Huzzah. And my love affair with the magnum continues.

DamnthatDavid

Apr 6th, 2006, 03:36 AM

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/DavidSaiga3SM.jpg

Tropical

Apr 6th, 2006, 07:06 AM

http://www.boomspeed.com/tropicaljim/123.jpg

You're no where as cool as WE are.

ziggytrix

Apr 6th, 2006, 10:13 AM

Yeah, squirrels everywhere live in mortal terror of the air pistol brigade :P

Supafly345

Apr 6th, 2006, 11:02 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/yellowbastard.gif

DamnthatDavid

Apr 6th, 2006, 06:43 PM

Ok, you shoot me once, I shoot you once? From lets say... 100 yards?

ziggytrix

Apr 6th, 2006, 11:11 PM

That is NOT funny, David.

Staxeon

Apr 6th, 2006, 11:25 PM

Um yeah. Posting pics of you holding guns on the net, with a post describing a duel.

Excuse me while I make sure there are no black vans outside of my house right now for being in the same forum as you.

Seven Force

Apr 7th, 2006, 02:05 AM

Shut up, faggot.

Staxeon

Apr 7th, 2006, 02:17 AM

You're a fucking moron with no goddam life, if your two brain cells would stop whacking eachother off you might be able to say something halfway intelligent once and a while.

Lets look at this from the outside for just a moment. He's got pics of himself brandishing weapons on this thread, then posts something saying he would shoot someone from 100 yards. Seriously, that's not something you do these days, that's the kinda thing you see in the news getting blown out of proportion by uber-conservatives.

Just saying he should tread lightly with stuff like that on the open internet.

Seven Force

Apr 7th, 2006, 02:20 AM

Staxeon

Apr 7th, 2006, 02:42 AM

Former? After you stopped working there did they cutoff your zoloft or something? Cuz all you ever say in every goddam thread is "shut up shut up shut up", you're like a skipping record, and not even a good record like Yanni or some shit.

Here's a pic for ya, my pet gecko.
http://www.nerdhatch.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/normal_Sobe10-4-05-2.jpg

Tropical

Apr 7th, 2006, 02:49 AM

post YOUR picture here thread. Not post something you like to put in your rectum thread.

Staxeon

Apr 7th, 2006, 03:54 AM

Right, because no ones ever posted pics of Mega Man, John Kerry, or zoo animals ever before in this thread. :rolleyes

Geggy

Apr 7th, 2006, 09:11 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0080.jpg

Your former Medicare Advisor has spoken.

Medicare Advisor for who? Denis Leary?

Vampywampy

Apr 7th, 2006, 09:19 AM

post YOUR picture here thread. Not post something you like to put in your rectum thread.Sorry, but I fucking lol'D.

I would post a pic, but I wouldn't want to break rule #1 of the internets. ;<

...Or end up like Terra. D:

Chojin

Apr 7th, 2006, 10:29 AM

Lets look at this from the outside for just a moment. He's got pics of himself brandishing weapons on this thread, then posts something saying he would shoot someone from 100 yards. Seriously, that's not something you do these days, that's the kinda thing you see in the news getting blown out of proportion by uber-conservatives.
In case you haven't noticed, pretty much everyone here has a problem with authority.

That being said, you're still an idiot.

Dole

Apr 7th, 2006, 11:25 AM

these guys are my friends
http://www.toonhound.com/adren-bros.gif

Geggy

Apr 7th, 2006, 01:12 PM

when will they be on tv?

Rev. Danno

Apr 7th, 2006, 04:58 PM

BANJO!
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/62/73/333726/26221147643284l.jpgmy bike
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/62/73/333726/2622112145987l.jpg
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/62/73/333726/26221101426961l.jpgmy cat 'Howard Philip Seymour Hoffman Lovecraft'
we just call him Seymour, or Sandwich.
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/62/73/333726/24791305422324l.jpg me...

Big McLargehuge

Apr 8th, 2006, 05:03 PM

your bike is lame i always see stupid frat boys crusin' all over campus on those. ANd dumb sluts on ones just like that except pink with flowers.

Terra

Apr 8th, 2006, 06:37 PM

The kitty is awesome.

Emu

Apr 8th, 2006, 08:28 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture694.jpg

Porsche 911 :omg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture695.jpg

there was a fire :(

wastr

Apr 8th, 2006, 08:42 PM

sweet car
how are you going to repair it?

MarioRPG

Apr 8th, 2006, 09:13 PM

I must say... The colour on that car is yuck.

Fathom Zero

Apr 8th, 2006, 10:21 PM

That car is amazing.

Emu

Apr 9th, 2006, 12:45 AM

THE Z NEARS COMPLETION >:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture697.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture698.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture699.jpg

Rev. Danno

Apr 9th, 2006, 04:52 AM

your bike is lame i always see stupid frat boys crusin' all over campus on those. ANd dumb sluts on ones just like that except pink with flowers.Son, do I look like a fucking frat boy to you? Do you think I give two shits what a little peckerwood like you thinks?
Well, I'm not a frat boy, and I don't go to your school. This is my first new bike in years, I think it's pretty fucking boss!

Lotida

Apr 9th, 2006, 10:17 AM

Book em Danno!

Terra

Apr 9th, 2006, 10:22 AM

You took the words right out of my mouth Lotida!! :)

Esuohlim

Apr 9th, 2006, 12:54 PM

*squee!*

Rev. Danno

Apr 9th, 2006, 06:23 PM

ANd dumb sluts on ones just like that except pink with flowers.
And (or as you say ANd) furthermore...
Why are they dumb sluts?
Because they won't fuck you...
Sounds quite smart and non-slutty to me...
Is it because they are out having fun and enjoying school, and you are a wang?
just wondering...

Schimid

Apr 9th, 2006, 11:15 PM

http://myspace-612.vo.llnwd.net/00642/21/67/642887612_l.jpg

http://myspace-476.vo.llnwd.net/00642/67/49/642889476_l.jpg

Seven Force

Apr 10th, 2006, 03:38 PM

That place looks like fun, where is it?

DamnthatDavid

Apr 10th, 2006, 03:45 PM

Looks like a food court or a city convention mall.

Vampywampy

Apr 10th, 2006, 05:50 PM

Shuvel, etc.

Big McLargehuge

Apr 10th, 2006, 06:59 PM

And (or as you say ANd) furthermore...
Why are they dumb sluts?
Because they won't fuck you...
Sounds quite smart and non-slutty to me...
Is it because they are out having fun and enjoying school, and you are a wang?
just wondering...

There dumb because they are dumb. Straight daffy. Heads full of rocks. I work with them, i have class with them. I can tell when people are dumb. And they are sluts because i hear them talk, talk about how they can't remember if they slept with anybody in their drunken stupor the night before. Also what would you call a bleach blond in a mini skirt wearing SNOW BOOTS in the 100+ degree Arizona weather? And sorry, it was rude of me to call your bike lame just because i only see lame people riding that type of bike.

ziggytrix

Apr 10th, 2006, 10:43 PM

lame people flock to any fad, but fads are often popular because they aren't that bad of an idea.

and then there's those fucking snow boots...

Rongi

Apr 11th, 2006, 10:42 AM

i know a guy who wears those things

Geggy

Apr 11th, 2006, 01:16 PM

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/62/73/333726/2622112145987l.jpg

That is a nice ride. Don't listen to these sad, little dingleberries. They just dont understand that bicycles are the greatest form of transportation. Might as well ride with style.

http://www.geocities.com/iseepee57/chopper.jpg

That's my bike. Well, at least it used to be. I sold it for the amount that I paid for when I first got it. :P I used to ride around in Salem, MA in this bike every october to celebrate halloween. It's def a chick magnet!

Dr. Boogie

Apr 11th, 2006, 03:13 PM

I thought you just sold the tires and the rims.

Big McLargehuge

Apr 11th, 2006, 06:32 PM

I have an awesome bike and it only cost 50 dollars. My girlfriend got an awesomer one for 10 :(

BlueOatmeal

Apr 11th, 2006, 10:03 PM

I used to have this really old red bike. I have no idea what brand it was but I loved it so godamn much. Then one day I ran over it in a truck. :( :( :( :( :(

Johnny Couth

Apr 12th, 2006, 01:02 AM

http://myspace-626.vo.llnwd.net/00589/62/69/589589626_l.jpg

Absolutely fabulous!

Seven Force

Apr 12th, 2006, 01:07 AM

What have I told you before? >:

Johnny Couth

Apr 12th, 2006, 01:08 AM

I can't recall.

GADZOOKS

Apr 12th, 2006, 01:57 AM

At least his nail aren't filthy.

Fathom Zero

Apr 12th, 2006, 08:20 AM

Your teeth are as yellow as mine.

Geggy

Apr 12th, 2006, 08:30 AM

I thought you just sold the tires and the rims.

Does that bike look anything like a mountain bike to you?

Chojin

Apr 12th, 2006, 08:44 AM

couth looks like a nerdy anime girl

DamnthatDavid

Apr 12th, 2006, 01:19 PM

He looks familiar. Kinda like someone else here who wore glasses and had longer, dyed hair. I just can't seem to remember who it was.

Chojin

Apr 12th, 2006, 01:24 PM

I think we're thinking of maggiekarp cause couth does look familiar to me too but like i said all mousey preteen anime fans look alike to me :<

Womti

Apr 12th, 2006, 03:24 PM

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20271

Emu

Apr 12th, 2006, 07:17 PM

it's a classic

Dr. Boogie

Apr 12th, 2006, 09:24 PM

I thought you just sold the tires and the rims.

Does that bike look anything like a mountain bike to you?

Well yes. They're both bikes, so it does look something like a mountain bike.

But that's beside the point. You should sell just the frame of that bike, and then put the tires and rims on your mountain bike frame.

Johnny Couth

Apr 13th, 2006, 12:38 AM

Jeez, a guy can't look mousey without being judged as an anime fan anymore.

DamnthatDavid

Apr 13th, 2006, 04:12 PM

Anime Fag

ArrowX

Apr 13th, 2006, 04:40 PM

Esuohlim

Apr 13th, 2006, 06:15 PM

its hands down the most noticeable color of hair aside from pink.

Were you ever in debate class, ArrowX? Did you fail miserably?

Lotida

Apr 13th, 2006, 06:49 PM

ArrowX

Apr 13th, 2006, 09:05 PM

its hands down the most noticeable color of hair aside from pink.

Were you ever in debate class, ArrowX? Did you fail miserably?
no, and what the hell is your post refering to, Dyed black hair is more noticeable than natual black because the Dye is alot more shiny than pigment, so it stands out frekishly.

Sicktodeathmx

Apr 13th, 2006, 09:07 PM

Pssh, black hair looks great, if you know how to wash it!
http://myspace-891.vo.llnwd.net/00610/19/80/610860891_m.jpg

ziggytrix

Apr 13th, 2006, 09:12 PM

purple and green are also very "hey LOOK AT ME" colors, but let's see you trump the RAINBOW mohawk!

http://www.theurp.co.uk/Rainbow%20Mohawk.JPG
hee hee

Emu

Apr 13th, 2006, 11:01 PM

is that one of yours?

Terra

Apr 13th, 2006, 11:53 PM

Quick find Zigs!!! I say he's over by the trailer in the back!

Esuohlim

Apr 14th, 2006, 12:41 AM

no, and what the hell is your post refering to, Dyed black hair is more noticeable than natual black because the Dye is alot more shiny than pigment, so it stands out frekishly.

But it isn't hands down the most noticeable. I know some fags with green hair walking around my campus that I can spot a block away.

DamnthatDavid

Apr 14th, 2006, 01:23 AM

Red Hair. I can spot a girl with natural red /fake red a mile away.

and I love it.

camacazio

Apr 14th, 2006, 02:05 AM

DAMN THAT DAVID

Are we still doing that?

Dr. V

Apr 14th, 2006, 07:21 AM

No now we're all saying, "David, just shut up." :lol

ziggytrix

Apr 14th, 2006, 10:19 AM

is that one of yours?

nah man, that was just a google image search for "rainbow mohawk" - there was a suprising lack of legitimate results.

i'll have to see if i can dig up any wierd dye job pics, but the only one i think i still have is from my freshman year of college when i had long hair and dyed it dark purple. within a month i'd met every goth on campus! :P

noob3

Apr 14th, 2006, 05:15 PM

Annnnnnnd, i'm saying you're a tremendous faggot and you should shut your fucking mouth, post pics, or get out.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0080.jpg

Your former Medicare Advisor has spoken.

look at the prices on those marlboros :0 plz send me a carton of marlboro lights i will send u shipping lol -.-

and if you say no i hate ur cock eyes, bitch i hope u go to hells

Terra

Apr 14th, 2006, 10:55 PM

SMOKERS!!!

:waterworld

xbxDaniel

Apr 14th, 2006, 11:08 PM

All the cool kids do it.

Johnny Couth

Apr 15th, 2006, 04:03 PM

Couth can I ask you why you dyed your hair black!? Why is it that every nerdy homofag on this earth insists they look as angry and depressed as everyone thinks they are. Dying your hair black just looks bad, its hands down the most noticeable color of hair aside from pink.

I didn't dye my hair to look angry or depressed, everyone that knows me knows I'm a happy guy, I dyed my hair black cause I got sick of having red hair. Having the same hair color for 15 years just got old. I am growing the red back out though because having to keep dyeing it is alot more annoying then I thought it was going to be.

I do like the rainbow mohawk.