Post Yer Picture Here...

[Pentegarn]

And got water thrown on you

[ThrashO]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/13048_1176457100085_1487844251_30631310_5047166_n. jpg
Halloween 2009

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/67467_497503464953_507864953_7261356_92745_n.jpg
Halloween 2010

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/19032_1232204973747_1487844251_30759238_3188477_n. jpg
Rock climbing. I'm the guy with the Rocko shirt. Also the chick in front of me had the greatest ass ever.

[HickMan]

Did she have a nice hatchet wound? :x

[Zhukov]

'Thatched' or 'Hatchet'; could be either.

[ThrashO]

I didn't get to because the climbing instructor (who was a faggity hatchet wound himself) was her boyfriend but after all the working out we did that day I could smell it from about 10 feet away and it smelled like it was a nice one.

[HickMan]

I'm surprised the ultra-tight Rocko t didn't moisten her pony mouth :o

[ThrashO]

Not to mention a brotha was mean-muggin like a motha fucker. Look at everyone smilin' like some ol' bitch azz clowns n shit.

[HickMan]

I don't understand what you said

[Esuohlim]

IF I WERE YOU IN THAT PICTURE I WOULD HAVE STARTED HUMPING THE BACK OF HER HEAD :frown

[WhiteRat]

shoulda tit fucked her

[kahljorn]

YOU SHOULDA GOT HER TO FELCH YOU AND THEN THROW UP ON YOUR DICK AND POST ABOUT IT ON IMOCKERY

[WhiteRat]

YOU SHOULDA GOT HER TO FELCH YOU AND THEN THROW UP ON YOUR DICK AND POST ABOUT IT ON IMOCKERY

Take plenty of pics too and post them in a large resolution.

[Dimnos]

So your the dude in that pic not grabbing bewb?

[Tadao]

He's just mad because she'd rather date a ****** instead of some faghole who spends more time in the mirror than her.

[Grislygus]

OH GOD I GOT FAT DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR, I GOT FAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I'M ONLY GOING TO BE BACK IN SHAPE FOR BEACH SEASON BY THE TIME IT'S FUCKING OVER

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photoon2011-04-11at1748-1.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Photoon2011-05-04at1854.jpg

[Grislygus]

Why the hell is anyone dating me at this point


Can girls suffer from partial fatblindness

[Fathom Zero]

Your fat is choking that poor kalimba.

[Zhukov]

Why the hell is anyone dating me at this point


Can girls suffer from partial fatblindness

Girls don't always go for just looks.

I know, it's crazy. If you can trick them into liking you then you can look like shit. Not saying that you look like shit.

Me on the left in red. Theme was 'pretend to skate'.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/biketrack357.jpg

Me on the left in stripes.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/250714_10150280147438689_658168688_9028421_2040174 _n.jpg

Me on the left in stripes. Watching the half time entertainment.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/248483_10150280140853689_658168688_9028290_1839862 _n.jpg

[ThrashO]

Ok well nobody WANTS to referee that shit so I'm guessing it's just a trick to get attractive women to wander into groping range right?

[Dimnos]

If that is the case, at least he intends to grope. Unlike someone. :rolleyes

[Zhukov]

Ok well nobody WANTS to referee that shit so I'm guessing it's just a trick to get attractive women to wander into groping range right?

In all honesty, that was the original plan. It turned out to be pretty damn fun, though.

[Fathom Zero]

I always wanted a three-cee-pee jersey.

[ThrashO]

Also, is that a bottle of apple juice in your hand or a container of some of their urine

[Zhukov]

Close; its iced tea.



CLOSE TO URINE I MEANT.

[Pentegarn]

Actually Zhukov was working at the Foot Locker and wandered into a roller derby by accident, the rest is history

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Girls don't always go for just looks.

I know, it's crazy. If you can trick them into liking you then you can look like shit. Not saying that you look like shit.

Me on the left in red. Theme was 'pretend to skate'.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/biketrack357.jpg

Me on the left in stripes.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/250714_10150280147438689_658168688_9028421_2040174 _n.jpg

Me on the left in stripes. Watching the half time entertainment.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/248483_10150280140853689_658168688_9028290_1839862 _n.jpg

Lol. Did you penalize her for hula hooping

[Chojin]

Why the hell is anyone dating me at this point


Can girls suffer from partial fatblindness

the ones with low self-esteem do

[Otto]

I found a cup that looks like me! Too bad it's not food safe :(.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/mejug.jpg

[Grislygus]

the ones with low self-esteem do

those ones have FULL fatblindness

[Zhukov]

I found a cup that looks like me! Too bad it's not food safe :(.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/mejug.jpg

Comparison photo, please.

[ThrashO]

Comparison photo, please.
Please don't. If the cup is any actual indication of the pudgy crammed together rejected chicken parts that you call a face I don't think anyone wants to see.

[Esuohlim]

From what I remember Otto looks like Oliver Hardy

[Otto]

Please don't. If the cup is any actual indication of the pudgy crammed together rejected chicken parts that you call a face I don't think anyone wants to see.

Why don't you go fart in more threads and then try and cover it up.

[The Leader]

Sometimes ThrashO likes to fart in bed and then pull the covers over his head quickly so he can smell it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I heard he spilled his soda too.

[LordSappington]

I feel like getting a new 'look'. Might get a septum piercing, and some new haircut/color.

[Esuohlim]

Split your tongue!

And then never ever post a picture of it

[ThrashO]

Or tongue your split!

[kahljorn]

ugouge your penis

[Zhukov]

What is your current 'look'? Blue haired emo, right?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ugouge it.

[LordSappington]

Blue haired emo is a good way to describe it.

[ThrashO]

Like a lesbian?

[Zhukov]

I basically just dress like the Beastie Boys. It's gotten me this far in life so you might want to give it a try.

[Kitsa]

When I was in Canada, I decided to try Journey Behind the Falls since I'd already done Maid of the Mist a few times. The experiences are very similar. Basically on this one you go down an elevator to the base of the Horseshoe Falls, walk out on a platform and get blasted by water and wind gusts so hard you can barely stand up. Even though they give you a poncho, you come out drenched.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/meunderthefalls.jpg

As soon as I walked out on the platform, it felt like someone had aimed a high-pressure hose directly at my face and my contacts promptly shit themselves and folded up in my eyes, which made everything even more disorienting. That and some middle eastern couple wanted me to take their picture when I couldn't even see. This was the only one of my pictures that wasn't just white with water, and my camera refused to turn on for about an hour afterward.

[Zhukov]

I don't understand; they blast you with a water cannon?

[Kitsa]

No, Niagara Falls blasts you with itself.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/youarehere.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I basically just dress like the Beastie Boys. It's gotten me this far in life so you might want to give it a try.

Maybe that works in Tasmania where it's basically Rest of the World circa 1988

[Zhukov]

That's true, but if you look around you will notice all the hip teenage cunts in your country are dressing like the cold war was still going on, too.

http://www.irispancy.com/shop/uploadpic/2009617151266.jpg

[Zhukov]

No, Niagara Falls blasts you with itself.


Things like 'Maid of the Mist' got me confused. I didn't even consider Niagara Falls being involved.

[Dixie]

psssst...that hip teenage cunt is from canadia.

[Dixie]

and kitsa, that's awesome! niagra falls looks very cool! that also looks like an awesome place to take a refreshing irish spring shower!

[Kitsa]

"Maid of the Mist", supposedly named after a native woman who committed suicide by paddling over the falls in a canoe (either as a sacrifice or deliberately, I've heard both), is a fleet of boats. You pay about $16 CDN and are issued a blue plastic poncho. You get on the boat...each holds about 100 people...and they take you as close to the base of the falls as you can safely get. It looks much bigger from the water and it's a pretty neat experience. When you're really close, you can't even open your eyes because the water is pounding you so hard.

The "Journey Behind the Falls" is a thing where you take an elevator to the base of the big falls, the Horseshoe Falls, and basically stand as near as you can without being killed on this little water-blasted platform. There is also a tunnel you can go through to look out of two openings, to see the waterfall from behind. You can't really see anything, it's just a wall of solid white water.

There's a third "experience", called Cave of the Winds. It's on the American side, and, as the American side of the falls is mainly shit, I've never gone on that tour. It looks like a lot of slippery stairs are involved and generally that's not the greatest formula for me.

[Zuggernaut]

all of you people are ugly

[Zuggernaut]

and the niagra falls are stupid

[ThrashO]

Shut up before I show you a picture of Otto.

[Zuggernaut]

arent you one of the new guys who everyone makes fun of

arent you trying too hard to fit in

oh wait i get it its cause otto is hideous

[Otto]

Shut up before I show you a picture of Otto.

Hey, Thrashy! Out of the hugbox already?

[Dimnos]

New guy fight! New guy fight!

[WhiteRat]

Girls don't always go for just looks.

I know, it's crazy. If you can trick them into liking you then you can look like shit. Not saying that you look like shit.

Me on the left in red. Theme was 'pretend to skate'.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/biketrack357.jpg



:lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

This place is just so wacky!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

And it's so wacky, I posted twice!

[Otto]

Playing with Instagram and tormenting my dog.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmoyqlavcx1qciqfdo1_500.jpg

[dextire]

Your adorable tormented dog is in good company with that Motor City Comics poster.

[Otto]

Yeah, I'm in the process of framing all of my old underground comix and hanging them on that wall. There's also a copy of ZAP and Cannibal Romance hanging on the wall right now.

[Ex Leper]

I messed up by shaving the mustache before deciding to cut my beard in this way. Hopefully it will grow back quickly to save the look

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn214/ConnDevi/Screenshot2011-06-16at115239PM.png

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I hate when that happens. I usually just go clean shaven if I fuck up.

[Wiffles]

Playing with Instagram and tormenting my dog.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmoyqlavcx1qciqfdo1_500.jpg

Your dog is a nazi! :o

[Otto]

I was making a Red Baron pastiche and needed some kind of German military decoration, unfortunately all I had was my German great grandfather's non-combatant war merit cross. I also had his dad's soldier's Hindenburg cross from WW1, but I didn't think it looked as distinctive as the war merit cross.

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/DSC00820.jpg


Weirdly enough, Willie was the only one that night who wasn't in a Pigpen-style cloud of pot smoke.

[Otto]

Oh man, everyone I know has been meeting awesome people! One of my friends from art school is getting to meet Stephen Colbert, my ex-girlfriend shook hands with Tom Waits a little while back, I'm guessing next Otto Dix will rise from the grave to discuss his art and sign autographs while I'm stuck at home dying of serotonin syndrome.

Your livin' the dream, Kitsa!

[Fathom Zero]

That... looks like a wax figure.

[Kitsa]

Yep, it was a wax figure, but it still counts as livin' the dream.

Had it been actual Willie Nelson, he probably would have been exuding pot-aura too.

[executioneer]

i was gonna ask if that was like a realistic statue of some sort since you'd think he'd look at the camera

[Otto]

As much as he tokes? He's too busy looking at the dimensional rifts and leprechauns appearing out nowhere to look at something as mundane as a camera. Dude's perma-stoned.

[Otto]

Also what wax museum is that statue in? I went to one in Florida a few months ago and they had all of the statues five feet behind velvet ropes and signs that pretty much said you'd get beaten to death for even pretending to take a picture of them.

[Kitsa]

Here's me with the Dalai Lama. Nice guy. Kinda quiet.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/meanddalailama.jpg

[Kitsa]

Niagara Falls, Ontario. They encouraged photography but you weren't supposed to touch the figures.

[Guitar Woman]

So how creepy was it on a scale from "one" to "Android Tom Baker's lifeless, evil grin"?

[Kitsa]

Most of them weren't too creepy. I took lots of pictures, but I don't want to crap up this thread with them. Maybe I'll make a whole new thread that I can crap up so that you can evaluate them.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't even think of it. We could have gone to oppisite sides of the falls and yelled at each other.

[Kitsa]

I could have gotten into a Maid of the Mist and given you the finger as I sailed through international waters.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Lol.

[Zhukov]

I read somewhere that Kylie Minogue in Madame Tussaud's has to regularly have her front and back bottom re-done because people are always rubbing them.

[Grislygus]

Fucking hate finding gif animators for the mac, they all suck

At least I can give you all nightmares, though

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/POLTERGUS.gif

[Grislygus]

In case you were wondering yes, my disembodied head is coming to get out of your computer as soon as you turn it off and get you

[Grislygus]

MORE NIGHTMARES

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/REVENGEOFPOLTERGUS.gif

[Kitsa]

For some reason all I want to do is spray bactine on your face :(

[Dimnos]

I thought you were black. :?

[MarioRPG]

Hahaha what. I think it's safe to assume that everyone here is pretty much the same demographic.
13, white and spoiled. zbf, come prove my point

[Fathom Zero]

powah brows, griz

[Otto]

HOORAY NEW SHIT!
My friend Alan got me a new meerschaum cigarette holder because I'm a colossal retard and broke my old one:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/cigholder.jpg
and my dog, who's doing fine now, got a new paintjob on his house:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/fortotto.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Son of a bitch. How much was it? I've been trying to find a sweet cigarette holder. Fort otto is badass.

[Otto]

It depends on what kind of holder you want! You can usually get a cheap plastic filter holder for next to nothing at a drug store (I actually got a couple from CVS and Wallgreens) but I don't really like plastic ones because they absorb the smoke and the taste gets kind of stale after a while.

My friend got the one in the picture from a tobacco shop for about 25 to 30 dollars. I got my original, shorter one from the same shop. The shop it came from is about halfway across the state, so until I can get a ride there this is my favorite holder.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to get a decent one. I actually don't smoke unless I'm shitfaced.

[Otto]

It's funny you say that, because I'm pretty much perma-stoned. That's the reason my eyes are half closed in the majority of my photos.

This site seems to sell meerschaum (that's the high quality kind of cigarette holder!) cigarette holders in 3 different lengths.
http://www.theladysmokes.com/CigaretteHolders.html
I'll probably place an order with them soon so I can get a shorter one, because I feel like some sort of Phyllis Diller drag act gone horribly awry with the long holder.

Also, thanks for the compliment on Fort Otto! Since I usually take small projects to ridiculous extremes, I'm probably going underpin it with little sandbags and put some barbed wire along the top of the roof.

[executioneer]

maybe use fake barbed wire you don't want anyone getting hurt :(

[Otto]

If I don't go down to the Tractor Supply Co. and find some cheap cattle wire, I'm probably just going to use regular silver wire. But I wouldn't worry about anyone getting injured, because my dog, like myself, is a lazy fatass that couldn't climb his house to save his tubby life. Plus the only other person that could get hurt Is me, in the likely event that I get blackout drunk or really high and wobble into it. Which I would probably deserve for drinking too much beer/taking too many celexa/eating more acid than I can handle/smoking too much pot/just being a clumsy retard.

I guess what I'm trying to say is if I get injured on a doghouse I'm dumb enough to deserve it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think thats the same site dylan found for me but the ones I wanted were too much. The 10 incher is on sale now though :)

[Fathom Zero]

I either googled that or had it sent to me by one of my gay friends - I can't remember which.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What do you call rohypnol with two slices of bread

Ican'trememberwhich.

[ThrashO]

Fucking hate finding gif animators for the mac, they all suck

At least I can give you all nightmares, though

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/POLTERGUS.gif

All these professional animators around here, look out Don!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Don't let gus' sex apeal fool you (cuz it will) cuz he'll kil you.

[Grislygus]

I thought you were black. :?

Well, I AM the Dolemite of second generation Scots-Americans



Whose families were originally forced to emigrate to Scotland from Ireland after two great-great-uncles murdered an English soldier in cold blood :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What day did that happen on? I need to know when to celebrate it. Especially if it was a cromwell soldier.

[Grislygus]

Lol, this was in the early 1900s, not the 1600s


But yeah, my favorite part of the family telling of it is that all older members of the branch still living in Scotland consider it a maddening injustice that the two men were forced to flee Ireland, and couldn't even "return for their own mother's funeral".

Despite the fact that, you know, they totally got away with murder. Which is awesome cred for the bloodline, I admit. I never pushed the matter, but I am certain that the unspoken conclusion is, was, and always has been that they should have been able to remain in Ireland as well as get away with it, since the victim was English and therefore obviously had it coming.


It is possible that the murder occurred in the tumultuous year of 1920, and was therefore an act of patriotism. With that being said, I always felt that it probably happened at an earlier or later date and just involved them being embittered IRA members who were simply drunk as hell

[Otto]

Doesn't matter when that took place, Gus. It's fucking awesome. The only cool thing that ever happened in my family was my great great grandfather bringing a human skull home from world war 1. I mean, I never saw it, but my great grandfather used to talk about that thing all the time!

[Grislygus]

It also could have never taken place at all, seeing as how half the members of my family have consistently proven to be half-insane, self-indulgent, loudmouthed drunks (I suspect this includes me). They could always have been fleeing a pregnant mistress or some shit and claimed to be badass IRA 'soldiers' the second they were safely on Scottish shores

[Otto]

I need to look through the box of crap that my great grandfather willed to me and see if that photo of his dad with his "war skull" is in there. It's the creepiest and funniest thing ever: this old man with a huge Bavarian moustache in full Military uniform posing with some poor French guy's skull.

[Kitsa]

:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I tried figuring out where I am from but the farthest our records go back is to my grandmother saying we're "Off the boat Irish." That "Your great grandmother is from Ottawa, Canada and that your great grandfather never forgave her for it."

:(

[Kitsa]

From what I understand, the majority of my family is French, with a little Danish in there somewhere. Despite us being not-at-all Irish or Scots, outsiders encourage it due to the red hair. I laugh, but several family members have bought into it fully.

Also, there is much Jewishness in my family and not much admission of it.

[ThrashO]

My grandad has this huge scar on his stomach from when some vietnamese solder stuck him in the gut and tried to disembowel him. He told everyone that he took his arm and broke it and left the guy, but my dad told me that he has the dude's ears :x

Also, he has this skull from some viking (Long dead, he didn't kill a viking) whose head is caved in and has a shard of metal sticking out of the eye socket. He took it to some guy along time ago and he said it looks like he was stabbed in the eye and then had the handle broken off of the knife, this apparently didn't go through his brain and then they crushed his head. Sounds like a badass

[Otto]

My grandad has this huge scar on his stomach from when some vietnamese solder stuck him in the gut and tried to disembowel him. He told everyone that he took his arm and broke it and left the guy, but my dad told me that he has the dude's ears :x

That wouldn't really be that unusual! Keeping body parts as trophies has always been a common practice during war, especially some of the more controvesrial ones like Vietnam. I'm going to try and look for the photograph of My great-great grandfather posing with his trophy skull today. Everyone from his side of the family says that he claims to have gotten from a French soldier that he killed and then did all of the gross stuff with it when they weren't in combat. Then again, the same family members that told me this said that he was also a drunk and a liar and that it's not impossible that he probably just looted the skull from a university or a curiosity shop in occupied territory.

Oh and here's a photo of a Day of the Dead shrine I made for my last dog:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnges328E71qciqfdo1_500.jpg

[ThrashO]

Me drunk with beer stains, my lover daniel is in the middle. He looks like a douche master but he's the coolest fucking dude ever. Caption: "Duuuuuuhhh"
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/44437_463945659953_507864953_6559326_7033298_n.jpg

My lovely friend stacey
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/40469_463945969953_507864953_6559336_5081469_n.jpg

Fresh chops, they have not yet blossomed into beasts yet. Also, i'm all alone at the fair booohooooohooooohoooo :'(
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/149677_497502294953_507864953_7261309_104518_n.jpg

My new sled, and yes it worked out as good as you could hope
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/58017_10150111930980586_590470585_8108127_4834852_ n.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It looks like you tore up the grass with that skid pan.

[bubbles]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/261605_112824485478000_100002513483464_113037_5464 079_n.jpg

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/the_moderator_small.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/the_moderator_large.jpg) alt: http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/the_madmaker_small.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/the_madmaker_large.gif)

click to make larger

today i was very bored

[Zhukov]

I always saw you as the real life Spider Jerusalem, Chojin.

[kahljorn]

when will he starve to death for staring at his own image

[Otto]

I always saw you as the real life Spider Jerusalem, Chojin.

Someone needs to send him a pair of the glasses that they made as a promotion for Transmetropolitan.

[Chojin]

when will he starve to death for staring at his own image

said the guy who puts on makeup

u jelly brah?

[Zhukov]

Someone needs to send him a pair of the glasses that they made as a promotion for Transmetropolitan.

I already looked into getting a pair for myself; they're like 40 thousand Indonesian dong, or $1000. I reckon I could make a pair if I had two pairs of similar glasses.

[Otto]

I was probably going to talk to another artist friend of mine about making some Transmet glasses for me. He modified a pair of wayfarers into anaglyphic 3D glasses so it wouldn't be too different from what he's experienced with. But it might take some prodding because he's batshit insane and hopped up on something most of the time.

[kahljorn]

said the guy who puts on makeup

u jelly brah?Actually i dont really wear makeup

nice try though.

are you wearing photoshop?

[Chojin]

Actually i dont really wear makeup

nice try though.

are you wearing photoshop?

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/kahljorn.jpg

ladies pinch, whores use rouge.

[ThrashO]

nice puffs.

[Fathom Zero]

The reason I don't want to cross-dress is because I'd look exactly like Kahljorn. And it scares me a little bit.

[Sam]

FATHOM ZERO DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK SEXY.

[Fathom Zero]

i never want to be sexy

[Otto]

My penis... it am confuse.

[Sam]

i never want to be sexy

TOO LATE.

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/4/40/CVS_King.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I'd fuck me. :yum

[Otto]

Would you fuck you hard?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

is that kahl? :o

[Kitsa]

he pulls it off better than I do, anyway

[Esuohlim]

Fuck yeah, sexy kahl pics on America's birthday

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Needs to be moved over to the beautiful people thread.
Time for imockeries anual drag off.

[Pentegarn]

Khal and FZ make the internet go :wank

[ThrashO]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/kahljorn.jpg

ladies pinch, whores use rouge.

I think there's a reason this was posted on page 666 :goth

[Babs]

irresistible, the only thing that would be better is seeing fathom.

[Fathom Zero]

I have a project in the coming months you're going to enjoy, then.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/page666.jpg

[Wiffles]

oh kahlio you party girl :lol

[elx]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/44437_463945659953_507864953_6559326_7033298_n.jpg

do you work in the restaurant by crabtree? I've never seen you there..!

[Dixie]

If I still lived in Raleigh i'd haze the fuck out of you kids.

[ThrashO]

do you work in the restaurant by crabtree? I've never seen you there..!

I worked at the chilis BY crabtree, up glenwood. However I don't work there anymore, looking for a new job.

[elx]

If I still lived in Raleigh i'd haze the fuck out of you kids.
yes please! (http://goodnightraleigh.com/2009/06/raleigh-wars-the-urban-assassins-game-begins-friday/)

I actually live in Chapel Hill, though. One of my jobs just has me running out there like twice a week.

[kahljorn]

:lol that picture is so old

photoshop is the new rouge, whore.

[Esuohlim]

How many dudes have posted pictures of themselves in a dress on this board? Five?

[kahljorn]

TECHNICALLY i wasn't wearing a dress :O

im still all man

[Sam]

How many dudes have posted pictures of themselves in a dress on this board? Five?

NOT ENOUGH.

[kahljorn]

ILL NEVER DO IT

EVER

GET OFF MY CASE

[Esuohlim]

NOT ENOUGH.

MY TURN NEXT

[Grislygus]

I think we can all thank God that there were only five posters that did it, and that the ones that refrained did so diligently

[Grislygus]

Spoke too fucking soon :lol

[Esuohlim]

MAYBE I CAN FINALLY BE ACCEPTED AROUND HERE

[Grislygus]

ONLY IF YOU SHOW PUB LOVER YOUR PENIS WHILE YOU DO IT

[kahljorn]

esulohim you can be the woman of your dreams

[Sam]

GRISLYGUS WILL BE NEXT.

[Grislygus]

GRISLYGUS HAS ALREADY WORN A SPEEDO FOR THREE YEARS IN HIGH SCHOOL. GRISLYGUS HAS PAID HIS DUES TO SOCIETY IN FULL

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

DUE DILLIGENCE.

[Sam]

YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO GRISLYGUS AGAIN.

[Esuohlim]

Don't worry Sam I repped the fuck out of Gus on your behalf

[Fathom Zero]

DUE DILLYGENCE

[creeposaurus]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a23/creeposaurus/110706-180951.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

leetle mehtal mann

[creeposaurus]

People have tried to steal Leonard from me

[Kitsa]

Every time I see kahl or someone in a dress, I think about the old Iggy Pop story about how he was arrested for wandering down Hollywood Boulevard or Sunset Boulevard or someplace like that, wearing a dress and holding a bottle of Ripple. It was the Ripple he was picked up for, not the dress. But they said, "Are you wearing a woman's dress?" And he said, "I beg to differ, this is a man's dress."


I found that to be a very dignified answer.

[kahljorn]

yea ill have to hink up some dignified like that to say next time a girl says i look like a girl :lol

[kahljorn]

HERRE YOU GO CHOJIN JUST FOR YOU :heart

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/ijg.jpg

[ThrashO]

HERRE YOU GO CHOJIN JUST FOR YOU :heart

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/ijg.jpg

:love :love :love :love :love

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Sam]

Were you crying?

[kahljorn]

haha no i think i was just really stoned

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Where is the Dylangence that is due? You need to hurry up and join the club of the elite.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Fathom Zero]

Where is the Dylangence that is due? You need to hurry up and join the club of the elite.
dillygence incoming

just need to find a good skirt

[Grislygus]

liquid there is no way in hell that that is you

[liquidstatik]

..

[Esuohlim]

lol

[kahljorn]

that does look like the kind of face that would like little girls/boys/whatever

:/

[ThrashO]

its scary :tear

[captain516]

You look like someone who i can't name right now, it's driving me nuts.

[Chojin]

kahljorn looks like pete's brother pete lost a bet

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

WHT THA FUCK, THAT'S YOUR REAL FACE? THAT IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE US, AFTER I SPECIFICALLY MADE TERRIFYING GIFS OF MY DISGUSTING FACE RISING THROUGH THE DARKNESS

I'LL SEE AND RAISE THAT SHIT, BRO. I WILL MAKE YOU CRY



BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
THE HORROR OF FARMER'S TAN. FEEL FREE TO HURL, ASSHOLE. NO ONE QUESTIONS MY DOMINANCE OF... THINGS.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

YOUNGER. I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUNGER. YOU'RE ALL UNCLE RAPEFACE UP IN THIS SHIT

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

AND YOU'RE ALL UNCLE RAPEFACE UP IN THIS BITCH

[kahljorn]

kahljorn looks like pete's brother pete lost a betu jelly

chojin i dont know what you look like besides a douchebag

[kahljorn]

i like how fathom zero thinks he would look like me in drag. Dude looks like a barbarian.

just wanted to throw that out there before he posts his picture

[Fathom Zero]

I can contort things

[Esuohlim]

BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n
BEHOLD (NSFW):

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HORROR.jpg


You're the idiot that clicked on this. Aren't you proud of yourself Dark arm against revolting white flesh. Image burned into your brain. Have fun not being able to scrub that from your brai n

..

[Fathom Zero]

WHY

WHY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Liquid you're all grown up.

[Sam]

Liquid you're all grown up.

UNLIKE THE WOMEN HE DATES. :picklehat

[Aaarg]

in the first picture at least you look like that french guy that's in the french movies about french people

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Jean reno

[Esuohlim]

Liquid looks British as fuck in that first picture

[Grislygus]

jean reno, wtf ever, looks like adrian brodie's nephew who works in accounting



YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, LIQUID ;(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

or Jacques Cousteau, all french people look the same.

http://angryfrenchmen.com/banners/beret_banner_hate.gif

[elx]

jean jacques rousseau is pretty studly

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Jean-Jacques_Rousseau_%28painted_portrait%29.jpg

although technically he isn't french

[All Hail Duke]

huh, looks a lot like bill pullman

[Zomboid]

This is from when I kept bugging this friend of a friend and insisting that he looked like Neil Patrick Harris.
http://i55.tinypic.com/2vd4ivm.jpg

This is from when my sister's dog clawed my eye.
http://i55.tinypic.com/314w6eo.jpg

It's been months since I've let my facial hair grow out.

[k0k0]

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt42/k0k0them0nkey/l_3aea3ac31f87940fd1899fc1d8f881e7.jpg

Kissin ma dog. So what? It's consenting.

[Zomboid]

BRAW, YOU GOT A CHIHUAHUA AS WELL?

http://i53.tinypic.com/vpiykp.jpg

[k0k0]

Yep, he's my 11 year old fattie chihuahua. Got him after I graduated in 2000.

[Tadao]

Oh man, I pictured koko as a dweebie little sexually deprived serial killer in nice clothes. Kinda like The Leader. ;(

[Esuohlim]

AND ALL EXPECTATIONS WERE MET

EXCEPT FOR THE NICE CLOTHES

[k0k0]

Here, I found a picture that paints me in more of a sexually deprived serial killer light. Same clothes though, with added messy apartment duck! This was taken about 4 years ago though.

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt42/k0k0them0nkey/duckoko.jpg

[Mad Melvin]

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/4118/blarghk.jpg


Me from last summer, when I was on vacation in Sardinia. Notice the smug smile and the awful hipster hat. I blame it on the cheap wine.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gus, me and kahljorn are at the whiskey bar. Where are you?

[ThrashO]

Here, I found a picture that paints me in more of a sexually deprived serial killer light. Same clothes though, with added messy apartment duck! This was taken about 4 years ago though.

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt42/k0k0them0nkey/duckoko.jpg

Laser cat is about to melt you down into kitty litter.

[ThrashO]

This was when I was riding my bike to work and a branch cracked me in the head. I thought it was just a bushel of leaves hanging low but nope, big ol' sharp branch in the middle of it:

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/28088_1319531836864_1487844251_30938188_8129170_n. jpg

Also, I rode my bike like this for about a month:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198894_1654141521897_1487844251_31590000_5880158_n .jpg

[Shrubfest]

Gus, me and kahljorn are at the whiskey bar. Where are you?

Alone, weeping at the breakfast table.

[Pentegarn]

Here, I found a picture that paints me in more of a sexually deprived serial killer light. Same clothes though, with added messy apartment duck! This was taken about 4 years ago though.

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt42/k0k0them0nkey/duckoko.jpgLaser cat is about to melt you down into kitty litter.

There's something (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/basky/) familiar about that...

[The Leader]

Oh man, I pictured koko as a dweebie little sexually deprived serial killer in nice clothes. Kinda like The Leader. ;(
I'm not dweebie. :(

[Tadao]

Do you still glue different action figures together to make an unique action figure that is based off of comic books, film, or video games?

[Zhukov]

Haha, but would that have any affect on the way he looks? Apart from possibly adding pale skin (too much time indoors) and glasses (staring intently at small objects)?


Or is that what dweebie actually is? Damn, I'm dweebie.

[Tadao]

Looking like a dweeb is fine in my book. It's just scary when they where collar shirts for some reason. :(

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[The Leader]

This is bullshit.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wear collar shirts.

[Fathom Zero]

You're proving his case.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, fag.

[ThrashO]

http://totalcatmove.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/popped-collar-cat.jpg

[Schimid]

hi i-mockery!

can you believe i started coming here when i was 14? and now i'm 22? yeesh!

anyway i just got back from a really neat disneyworld trip with my chick

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/Schimid/283939_1908945723101_1225560337_31767543_7126555_n .jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/Schimid/284584_1908946243114_1225560337_31767545_4012565_n .jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/Schimid/281972_1908945963107_1225560337_31767544_1672785_n .jpg

yaaay

[Fathom Zero]

those smiles

those cold eyes

sexy

[Colonel Flagg]

Welcome back!

:chuckleworthy

[MattJack]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3941/lululul.jpg

DUNEDERVUKAL SHTEW DIOS

[Aaarg]

hahaha fuck you're quick

[Chojin]

I HOPE YOU AND THE SWISS MISS HAD A GOOD TIME

[Schimid]

this is why i left

[creeposaurus]

:lol

[Sam]

HI I'M SCHIMID

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/UG5Tg.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/UG5Tg.gif
http://i.imgur.com/UG5Tg.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/UG5Tg.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How was disneyworld? Did you go with sam?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

also, I look gq as fuck on an everyday basis with collared shirts.

[Zomboid]

MattJack and Chojin's posts had me laughing way harder than I have from any comment here in quite a while. Good work.

[k0k0]

this is why i left

My friend, I have just done you a solid. I made your original picture 2 times sexier. You can pay me back later.

http://i.imgur.com/qUIsW.jpg

[Pentegarn]

I feel like I have seen this thread happen once before

[Colonel Flagg]

And by "once" you mean "many times".

[Zomboid]

Just the thought of "swiss miss" is :chuckleworthy

[ThrashO]

Is there any evidence of that guy having a bottom row of teeth?

[Schimid]

okay well it's been fun guys see you in three years

[Zomboid]

Don't wash that hoodie in hot water, and don't put it in the dryer on anything other than tumble dry! Also, be sure to keep brushing those pearly whites. I like the look of 'em (for the both of you).

[Zomboid]

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/9618/79027829sa0.jpg
Still gold, Milhouse!