NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[Sethomas]

NIOLANI EST-CE QUE TU PARLES FRANÇAIS?? JE LE COMPREND UN PEU, VEUX-TU ME BAISER?

[Forte]

Name- Trav
Age- 28
job- Production Artist
where are you at?- Michigan
how did you find out about this site?- Hacked Rom review link
why did you start posting- today
Level of Educ.- College
hobbies- Personal Art projects/RPGs (Tabletop)/Hockey/Eve Online
fav. book- The Gunslinger
fav. movie- Big Trouble In Little China
Fav. Video Game- Armored Core
fav. food- Chili

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hey mans, I like Chili too.

[GADZOOKS]

Great insight! Why don't you name all your other favorite foods? Make sure to use the Enter key a few time or the page will strech beyond the limits of thought and reason.

[Niolani]

NIOLANI EST-CE QUE TU PARLES FRANÇAIS?? JE LE COMPREND UN PEU, VEUX-TU ME BAISER?

Merci de le proposer mais, la reponse est non.

[Sethomas]

L'histoire de ma vie.

[GADZOOKS]

Name- Charlie
Age- FOREVER 45
job- Executive!
where are you at?- Oh peeshaw!
how did you find out about this site?- My son posts there!
why did you start posting- To support my son!
Level of Educ.- YALE!
Income- Enough to support my family for life
hobbies- Fishing, telling jokes, a nice glass of wine
fav. music/band- Fleetwood Mac is by far my favorite!
fav. book- Moby Dick
fav. movie- Rocky!
Fav. Video Game- Monopoly
fav. food- A nice peice of salmon!

[MrAdventure]

Name - Derrick
Age - FOREVER 44
Job - Manager at Radio Shack
Where are you at? - With my family!
How did you find out about this site? - I heard about it on the radio I think?
Why did you start posting? - You only live once!
Level of Education - Some college
Income - I don't think that's appropriate!
Hobbies - Photos of Nascar cars
Fav. Music/Band - Bob Seger is what revs my engine!
Fav. Book - Anything by Tom Clancy!
Fav. Movie - Top Gun
Fav. Video Game - I'm a big fan of those number puzzles!
Fav. Food - Steak and lots of it!

[Jixby Phillips]

Name- Hank
Age- FOREVER 22
job- Baitshop
where are you at?- The porch, work was rough today bro
how did you find out about this site?- shit i dont know
why did you start posting- fuckin why not
Level of Educ.- some high school
Income- who gives a shit
hobbies- my truck, my wifes truck
fav. music/band- sublime, chilli peppers
fav. book- playboy
fav. movie- deep impact
Fav. Video Game- grand theft auto
fav. food- pussy

[kon]

Name - Dino (or Dean or whatever, it doesn't really matter)
Age - FOREVER 36
Job - College professor
Where are you at? - My home computer
How did you find out about this site? - Just typing stuff in the address bar and seeing what worked.
Why did you start posting? - I hear you can meet people through comptuers. Technology these days...
Level of Education - Brown
Income - I do allright
Hobbies - Reading. I also collect.
Fav. Music/Band - Pat Benetar, Stevie Nicks (solo)
Fav. Book - Kierkegaard, Dostoyevsky,
Fav. Movie - The Godfather, Jaws. And Finding Nemo :)
Fav. Video Game - Some Tetris, Ms. Pac-Man
Fav. Food - Broiled chicken

[Jixby Phillips]

Level of Education - Brown

you a brown belt dino? i could kick your fuckin ass, im a BLACK BELT with THREE STRIPES

[GADZOOKS]

Hey ALL DADS ARE CREATED EQUAL LET'S CHILL OUT!

[MrAdventure]

This is nothin' a handshake can't fix!

[Fathom Zero]

My name's Dylan and I like to steal things.

[Magreaux]

HELLO I-MOCKERY.

Name- >:
Age- 24
job- Wannabe illustrator
where are you at?- Virginia :(
how did you find out about this site?- I've been lurking these forums for FOUR YEARS BUDDY, that's how!
why did you start posting- So I can say that I registered before the grand sweeping forum reforms took place. Why else?
Level of Educ.- College dropout
Income- Marginal :(
hobbies- Life :tear
fav. music/band- Swans, Joy Division, Zappa, lots of others.
fav. book- Yukio Mishima's a pretty good writer, I suppose.
fav. movie- I don't watch many movies.
Fav. Video Game- Okami is a pretty good video game, I suppose.
fav. food- Thai food can be wonderful.
Who do you hate the most on this board- All the jerks.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Sorry guys, I don't have a witty answer for this.

Now that that's over with, how are you guys doing? I am pleased to meet you!

[Chojin]

I had thai food just the other night! I cooked it! It was delicious!

[Cfr5]

r u azn

[Magreaux]

I'd eat thai food every day if I were able to cook it in a delicious manner. And no, i'm far too white to be azn (or cool for that matter). AND I'M A DUDE, DON'T GET ANY IDEAS PEOPLE. Now everything's out in the open, are you happy? >:

[Secret Society of Cheese]

Name- Secret Society of Cheese
Age- over 30
job- hate it
where are you at?- Georgia
how did you find out about this site?- googling pics of ZOD for my other message board.
why did you start posting- I haven't really as of yet.
Level of Educ.- higher than most
Income- never enough
hobbies- varied
fav. music/band- at the moment running nostalgia with D.R.I.
Fav. Video Game- I am my own fav game.
fav. food- edible
Who do you hate the most on this board- don't know yet.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- walk out.

[Esuohlim]

of CHEESE? :eek

OF CHEESE!?! :EEK :eek:eek:eek

CHEESE :faint:faint:faint:faint

[Vila]

Name- Vila (it's a type of Bulgarian ghost and it's also Spanish for Despicable)
Age- Old enough to drink
job- Bad Fan fiction Writer and even Worse Video Editor
where are you at?- A Fog infested dust bowl of death known as Bakersfield Cali.
how did you find out about this site?- Kill that dog from Duck Hunt
why did you start posting- I really dont know...
Level of Educ.- High school but took college classes while at High school
Income- no
hobbies- Horror Films, Reading, fan videos, writing bad fan fiction, criminal justice and psychology, ghosts, cryptozoology, anything paranormal, life long Phantom Phan
fav. music/band- anything save for that christian/gospel crap
fav. book- Phantom by Susan Kay
fav. movie- The Black Cat Bela Lugosi Boris Karloff
Fav. Video Game- Morrowind GOTY PC
fav. food- Haggis
Who do you hate the most on this board- I Hate Everyone
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I graduated early. Wasn’t in the yearbook

[Magreaux]

Oh man, The Black Cat Bela Lugosi Boris Karloff is a killer flick, u have excllent taste wanna be pals :o

My names Magreauz and its french for demon appendage, howz about it is gonna this a beautiful friendship or what?

[Vila]

I see that someone here buys Sick Freak brand duct tape... 9 out of 10 gerbals cannot excape!

[Magreaux]

Hey Villa I just noticed that you practice sewing social upheaval too. What a coincidence, cheque this out:

http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/images/cut6in.jpg

That's totally an old pic of me at chaosfest '05 milwaukee. I was totally about to cut a fool, that's how I roll baby PRACTICING CHAOS TO THE MAX. Come on now don't be giving me the cold shoulder, we're made for each other.

[Vila]

Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's how I go about doing things. I come from a very large family and I have 200 first and second cousins. That'll bring out the good side in ya having to deal with referring those fights. Needless to say I am an expert at poke prod and provoking. It's an easy way of finding out who's worth being around and who's not. People who freak out over little shit like an insult or two aint worth it and those who come back with their own are the kind who you want to have watching your back.

Have some Mead....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/Taupe/meadsplicedlarge.jpg

[Chojin]

Your tone is warm and inviting, but your avatar sends a different message!

[kellychaos]

Perhaps he's afraid to get close to us. Perhaps the avatar is a defensive manuever designed to protect his fragile self-esteem from the immenent mockery that he knows will surely follow.

[DuFresne]

he

:lol on so many levels.

[Chojin]

Hahaha, I know, right? Because he's not a he at all!!!! :lol

The... The LEVELS of comedy are just PILING. ON. UP.

[Chojin]

But seriously, DuFresne, I think it's great that you invited your girlfriend to engage in our online community.

[kellychaos]

Alright, alright I get it. She's a girl. I'll bet she has a little moustache, though. It's just a vibe I'm getting.

[noob3]

the vibe you're getting is in your pants is your dick getting hella hard ;lol oops :lol

[DuFresne]

hmm... yeah, for the record, I did realize how unfunny and senseless my post was after I hit submit, but I decided that editing it would be the sissy thing to do. Sorry, I've been talking to fartin on facebook and I think he's rubbing off on me. i will do my best to correct this, I promise. :\

[FuriKuri]

Name- Adam
Age- 18
job- Unemployed
where are you at?- North Carolina
how did you find out about this site?- Somebody linked me to the Law for Kids article in AIM years ago.
why did you start posting- Half because I love this site so much, half because the Nintendo forums just shut down and I needed a new forum to go to.
Level of Educ.- Graduated high school
fav. music/band- The Pillows
fav. book- The Discworld series
fav. movie- Changes depending on my mood. I'll just put Pulp Fiction, The Incredibles, and Spirited Away here for now
Fav. Video Game- Katamari Damacy
fav. food- Meatball sub
In high school you were voted most likely to...- become video game champion of the world

[Chojin]

You have a lovely head of hair for someone named Adam.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

The Pillows are awesome.

[FuriKuri]

You have a lovely head of hair for someone named Adam.
I only wish my hair was as awesome as my avatar's.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/mockavatars/Me100av.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Chojin! Why was your barnstar removed?

[MLE]

That's what she said.

[Guitar Woman]

Tales of Symphonia is disgusting. But from what I have seen of your posts, you are not. Enjoy me not hating you!

[Emu]

That game is great and you're a faggot.

[Emu]

Okay I lied it is a little anime (okay it's really anime) but it's genuinely fun!

[Guitar Woman]

That game had possible the deepest dialogue ever put into narrative media.

HEY COLLETTE DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE
SURE
BE CAREFUL IT'S HOT
OK
LOL IT'S ACTUALLY COLD
OK
LOL J/K AGAIN IT'S ACTUALLY HOT
WHAT
LOL I LIED IT'S COLD COFFEE

[Emu]

Nobody with Fooly Cooly in their avatar should be talking shit about anything else's dialogue :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

WHAT KIND OF EARS ARE THOSE?

CAT, LOOKS LIKE. KITTY KITTY. MEOW.

[blacksamster]

Name- Sam
Age- 21
job- full time student
where are you at?- California
how did you find out about this site?- I was looking for bad movie reviews years ago
why did you start posting- I've been floating around, and figured why not!
Level of Educ.- in college
Income- it pays the bills!
hobbies- reading, watching terrible movies, going on websites like this
fav. movie- Right now, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
fav. book- Perhaps Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neal Gaiman
fav. music/band- various types of rock I suppose
Fav. Video Game- I have a fondness for Super Mario.
fav. food- homemade cheesecake
Who do you hate the most on this board- I'll let you know.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- win the Nobel Prize!

[Fathom Zero]

Name- DYLAN
Age- 16
job- I shag balls.
where are you at?- Lawton, yea!
how did you find out about this site?- Hacked ROMs.
why did you start posting- AN ACCEPTING COMMUNITY
Level of Educ.- Half of High School
Income- Less than $4000
hobbies- Whittling.
fav. movie- The Abominable Dr. Phibes
fav. book- Disclosure - Michael Crichton
fav. music/band- Ministry and Electric Light Orchestra
Fav. Video Game- Dead Rising
fav. food- LOBSTER RAVIOLI
Who do you hate the most on this board- Guitar Woman, WITH VIGOR
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Lick the floor for a dollar.

[Terra]

R U the 1 with cornflake feet??

[Dimnos]

Lobster Ravioli? Um...... Do I want to know?

[Fathom Zero]

Why do you people read too far into things?

[Dimnos]

Well if he is talking about ravioli stuffed with lobster, this could be a very good thing. However, with the people around here It could be something totaly dif.......

[Kitty]

*giggles* I'm new here! ^^

Name- Yes I do have one! =D
Age- 15 (it SUCKS!)
job- Currently nothing, but I want to be a waitress! =^^=
where are you at?- A very special place
how did you find out about this site?- I was uhhh….I don't think you wanna know, you guys seem a bit young *laughs*
why did you start posting- huh?
Level of Educ.- High school girl XD
Income- $10 a fucking month
hobbies- Anime, bondage, contradiction, TV, phoning friends, the usual. OH! And I'm going to rule the world one day!!!!
fav. music/band- Korn, Trance, Metal, Nightwish, and everything else
fav. book- Twillight
fav. movie- The Invisible
Fav. Video Game- I….have never played one
fav. food- ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Uhhh…*picks a name randomly* Brian!!!
In high school you were voted most likely to...- fall down the stairs… o.o;;;

OTHER THINGS:

-I'm bi. Or…am I..?
-I'm a pervert, so watch out.
-if you didn't know, I'm a girl
-I hope you guys will talk tome
-I'm submissive. Hahaha-I'm done.

Any questions/comments are welcome. And…*hugs!!*

[Guitar Woman]

I take it back, having new people here is a shitty idea.

Gadzooks please come home

[Chojin]

KITTY I ASSUME THE EVIL CHEESE HAS SENT YOU ¬_¬ ¬_¬ ¬_¬ VERY WELL

BEGIN THE RITE OF INITIATION!

GUITAR WOMAN
BRING THE MONKEY CROWN TO THE ALTAR

LIGHT THE SEVEN SIMIAN CANDLES

WE GONNA HAVE A SÉANCE ^^;;;;;;

[Guitar Woman]

YES FOR I GUITAR WOMAN AM THE KING AND QUEEN OF PIGGIES AND WILL DO JUST THAT

COME, KITTY, DRINK DEEP OF THE PIE BLOOD SO YOU MAY BECOME ONE OF US ^_^

[Misdemonar]

so I heard you where a pervert kitty?
wanna see my dick?

[rat]

Credevo
di essere soltanto
svanita
e distratta
ma dicono tutti che son diventata
un pò matta.
La testa
mi gira cantando veloci
parole
ed eccomi qui
sono pesci più rossi del sole.
Vivo così
con i miei pensieri diventati
pesci rossi imprigionati
vivo così.
Vivo così
con questa testa inondata
d'acqua verde come il mare
vivo così.
Desideri, volontà son volati
dove non so pensare
più non potrò cantare
solo
vivo così
tra pesci rossi ed argentati
come pensieri vellutati
dalla lunga coda blu.
Ricordo
lontana lontana
una sera soltanto
fu quando la testa mi prese
a suonare d'incanto.
Credevo che fossero voci, pensieri o parole
ma erano invece dei pesci più rossi del sole.
Desideri, volontà son volati
dove non so pensare
più non potrò cantare
solo
vivo così
tra pesci rossi ed argentati
come pensieri vellutati
dalla lunga coda blu
dalla lunga coda blu
dalla lunga coda blu

I believed
of being only
vanished
and distracted
but they say all that son become
a matta .
The head
it turns to me singing fast
words
and eccomi here
they are more red fish of the sun.
Alive therefore
with my thoughts it becomes to you
red fish imprison to you
alive therefore.
Alive therefore
with this overflowed head
of green water like the sea
alive therefore.
Desires, will son flies to you
where I do not know to think
more I will not be able to sing
only
alive therefore
between red fish and it silverplates to you
like vellutati thoughts
from the long blue tail.
Memory
far far
one evening only
it was when the head we took to me
to play of spell.
I believed that they were voices, thoughts or words
but they were instead of the more red fish of the sun.
Desires, will son flies to you
where I do not know to think
more I will not be able to sing
only
alive therefore
between red fish and it silverplates to you
like vellutati thoughts
from the long blue tail
from the long blue tail
from the long blue tail

http://scopitones.blogs.com/scopitonescom/files/pescirossi.mov

[Emu]

guys fuck theres a perverted girl lets get sme nudes

[Uncle_Sham]

[quote=Kitty;505820]*giggles* I'm new here! ^^


hobbies- Anime, bondage, contradiction, TV, phoning friends, the usual. OH! And I'm going to rule the world one day!!!!


OTHER THINGS:

-I'm bi. Or…am I..?
-I'm a pervert, so watch out.


Are you free this weekend?

[Emu]

kITTY COME BACK AND POST I'M ABOUT TO BUST A NUT HERE

[Undead]

Name- Undead

Age- 31


job Nursing Assistant FT / Blockbuster PT


where are you at? Florida


how did you find out about this site? From link @ SomethingAwful


why did you start posting- I wanted to enter a contest.


Level of Educ.- Back in college as we speak.


Income- $Not nearly e-fucking-nough a year


hobbies- Hiking, Writing, Combining good liquor and bad 80's horror movies, Bondage and hard S&M play, Tai Chi, Camping and avoiding the fuck out of ever being bitten on the face by a Brown Recluse again.

Top 5 fav. music/band
-Rob Zombie
-Toad the Wet Sprocket
-My Chemical Romance
-Vertical Horizon
-The Meteors

Top 5 fav. books
-Anita Blake seires by Laurell K. Hamilton
-Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Meyers
-The Haunting by Shirley Jackson
-Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling
-Meg by Steve Alten


Top 5 fav. movies
-Hellraiser
-300
-Clerks II
-JAWS
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Fav. Video Game- Silent Hill


fav. food- Sushi

Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anybody yet. Give me time...


In high school you were voted most likely to... I've repressed all memories of high school. Wait... something's coming back to me. It's gym class. NO! Don't pick me last for volleyball again! NOOOOOOO! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

[Emu]

We don't take kindly ta pre-verts down here boy.

[Undead]

We don't take kindly ta pre-verts down here boy.

Boy? Hang on let me run in the bathroom a second. Yes, I still have a vagina.

I happen to think the more naked women in the world the better but if perversion is really frowned upon in these here parts I'll try to behave myself and not post any links to nekkid pics. Can I still mock flirt with underage girls?

(Note: I'm kidding, Emu. Not really offended - I did fail to mention that my name's Nicole. ;))

[Wil.E.Coyote]

We don't take kindly ta pre-verts down here boy.

In the interests of happiness, I ask you to retract said comments. Undead is very nice and not a boy and... well I don't know what a 'pre-vert' is but she probably isn't one of those either.

Seeing as I've burst into this thread unannounced it'd be rude not to do this wee survey:

Name- Matt
Age- 18
Job- Student and happiness-connoisseur.
Where are you at?- UK. A bit near London.
How did you find out about this site?- Pottering about google posting my happy advert all over the place.
Why did you start posting- To try and garner a load of interesting and fun happy suggestions.
Level of Educ.- College. So not high.
Income- Lottery tickets.
Hobbies- Eating, watching TV, eating and watching TV at the same time. And slapping cows with my arse to make strangers happy.
Fav. movie- Shaun of the Dead
Fav. book- 1984 by George Orwell.
Fav. music/band- Whatever takes my fancy. Normally generic rock malarky.
Fav. Video Game- Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
Fav. food- Steak. Steak. Steak. Steak. Steak. St- I don't know how many times you want me to keep saying "steak", really.
Who do you hate the most on this board- That's harsh. But I'll keep my eyes peeled regardless...
In high school you were voted most likely to...- ... not answer this question properly. I got 67 votes. Landslide.

[Grislygus]

Gawldammit Emu I thawt I went on an tole ja we don't take kindly ter people insultin people around here you dirty lowdown cocksucking bastard you go on an take that back RAGHT NAW.

[Chojin]

Name- Undead

Age- 31

Woo-hoo! A fellow pervert. I'd be glad to help you research that and find out for sure, Kitty.

http://www.geocities.com/livingdeadgrl1976/Yellow_Crest2.jpg

*giggles* I'm new here! ^^

Age- 15 (it SUCKS!)

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/02/mtv/image/dora-dance-copy.jpg

Oh bother :<

[Undead]

Oh bother :<

Notice I said "MOCK" flirt. I've no genuine interest in lurking about trying to corrupt teenage girls. I'll remove the comment - no offense intended. I didn't think anyone would actually take me seriously.

So the rules are no insulting any of the rat bastards on here, no being perverted and no joking about wanting teenage girls. Got it. Although that doesn't leave me much to work with.

[Chojin]

http://www.geocities.com/livingdeadgrl1976/Yellow_Crest2.jpg

Your words say one thing, but your SHIFTY EYES give you away.

[Undead]

Dammit! You saw right through me. But those high school uniforms in my closet are all mine, I swear! (Just don't look in my basement...) ¬.¬

[Blue Gularis]

Name-
http://sp1.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2566543878

Age-
http://sp1.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/24/3500617805

job-
http://sp1.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com/image/1/194758063

where are you at?-
http://sp1.mm-a11.yimg.com/image/43810355

how did you find out about this site?-
http://sp1.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3130490664
http://sp1.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/24/2457972934

why did you start posting-
http://sp1.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3518581832
http://sp1.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3859237567

Level of Educ.-
http://sp1.mm-a11.yimg.com/image/153314202

Income-
http://sp1.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/24/3324456854

hobbies-
http://sp1.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com/image/1/183649859
http://sp1.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/1/93363807
http://sp1.mm-a11.yimg.com/image/146532406

fav. music/band-
http://sp1.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2154735388

fav. book-
http://sp1.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/24/3248762929

fav. movie-
http://sp1.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3132412791

Fav. Video Game-
http://sp1.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3831418929

fav. food-
http://sp1.mm-a11.yimg.com/image/65439563

Who do you hate the most on this board-
http://sp1.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/1/195674711

In high school you were voted most likely to...
http://sp1.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/1997956021

[Chojin]

Haha, undead took her picture offline.

[Kitty]

Wowie, I like it here already!!! ^^

//so I heard you where a pervert kitty?
wanna see my dick?//

Well that depends little boy. =^^=

//guys fuck theres a perverted girl lets get sme nudes//

Those would be hard to get, because my mom would not approve. = P And I'm sorry I didn't come back for a while!! XD

//Are you free this weekend?//

I'm free every weekend sadly. I have no life... >.<


Meow!!! =^_~=

Oh yeah, my name is Christine and I type slow! =D

[MetalMilitia]

You mean to tell me your mom wouldn't approve of you posting naked pictures to the Internet??

Man what is this? The nineteen forties??

[Kitty]

*giggles* Are you by chance making fun of me? X3

[MetalMilitia]

Chojin outlawed fun-making some months ago.

[Kitty]

^^ Haha, okay then! *spins around*

[MetalMilitia]

*dies*
*not really*

[Womti]

:rolleyes at this thread

[Sethomas]

It disturbs me that, when one considers the logistics, watching Lazytown is now less creepy than reading this thread.

[Kitty]

I am sorry...

[Sethomas]

I mean, do you ever come up to Indiana?

[demonbird]

Name- Robin
Age- 27
job- i work at home making things
where are you at?- Alabama
how did you find out about this site?- last year i did a search on halloween and found I-Mockery
why did you start posting- this is my first post
Level of Educ.- student
Income- very little!
hobbies- making incense, candles, and jewelry and also learning japanese language and martial arts. collecting old 80s horror movies is a big past time too.
fav. music/band- skinny puppy
fav. book- Sonya Blue Novels by Nancy A. Collins
fav. movie- The Lost Boys
Fav. Video Game- Breath of Fire
fav. food- oriental
Who do you hate the most on this board- umm, no one
In high school you were voted most likely to...- do nothing important

[Blue Gularis]

demonbird-san, irrasshai!

Nihongo o shaberu was omoshiroi koto, boku wa san nen-kan Nihon ni sunda, taihen tanoshikatta. Benkyou ganbatte, neh! Koko wa yoi tokoro dake-do toki doki bakayarou mou iru, kin ni shinaide.

Yoroshiku!

[Fathom Zero]

Chingy chang ching chong

[Terra]

I think I like this deamonbird

[Emu]

japanese is a fag language

[Blue Gularis]

japanese is a fag language

Fascinating! I was previously unaware of that, but will concede to your obviously superior expertise regarding all things faggy.

What about rainbows?
http://sp1.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2354452020

[Emu]

I want to pose the serious question of why all the new folk seem to think that when I make a baseless, sweeping statement in all lower-case letters and no punctuation that I'm being serious. "Wow this guy is a retard I will make a witty quip to his statement and then surely I will be accepted" :rolleyes

[demonbird]

demonbird-san, irrasshai!

Nihongo o shaberu was omoshiroi koto, boku wa san nen-kan Nihon ni sunda, taihen tanoshikatta. Benkyou ganbatte, neh! Koko wa yoi tokoro dake-do toki doki bakayarou mou iru, kin ni shinaide.

Yoroshiku!

Konnichiwa Blue Gularis-san! Atai hoshigaru ho-nichi! Atai karagara shirasu yomikata nihongo katsu ken-kakikata naishi homeru. Kisho kotogadekiru waraitobasu ware!

I'm sorry for my poor Japanese writing skills! It probably makes no sense! I am very serious about learning though.

Anyway, have fun, Blue Gularis!

[Blue Gularis]

Emu-

I guess you are just misunderstood. I seriously don't feel that you are a retard, some of your posts have made me laugh. Broad sweeping statements in lower case just look like fun to chew on.

I have this problem where because I can spell, am highly educated, and get all the pussy I want people think I'm pretentious, or stuck on myself or something. Seriously, I don't really need to feel accepted and would prefer to just have fun.

By the way I never come here when I'm NOT high. :hypno

[Blue Gularis]

Konnichiwa Blue Gularis-san! Atai hoshigaru ho-nichi! Atai karagara shirasu yomikata nihongo katsu ken-kakikata naishi homeru. Kisho kotogadekiru waraitobasu ware!

I'm sorry for my poor Japanese writing skills! It probably makes no sense! I am very serious about learning though.

Anyway, have fun, Blue Gularis!

OS! Demon-bird-san, henji arigatou neh! Roma-ji wa nakanaka kakinikui, anata no kaita wakatta yo, o-joouzu! O-tanishimi shimashou, koko wa takusan warai dekiru.

-Thanks Demon-bird, having fun. This is a very special time we are having together. :bow

[demonbird]

Heheh! I am very embarrassed to try communicating with you in a language far beknownst to me! But, it is fun. It is very hard to me though. Maybe someday I will understand it all better. Thanks! And nice to meet you, by the way!

[Misdemonar]

both of you are just awful.

[Guitar Woman]

Blue Gularis isn't that terrible, but he needs to stop trying so hard to be funny. I haven't read the other jackhole's posts because that avatar is too disgusting, even out of the corner of my eye.

Kitty's all right, though. :<

[Fathom Zero]

I find it goddamn hilarious that you appoint yourself humour judge, you comedic abortion.

[Guitar Woman]

How am I a comedic abortion if you find me hilarious? I'M NOT, THAT'S HOW. YOU FAIL, FATHOM ZERO, YOU FAIL.

[JediScum]

The term "comedic abortion" is redundant because abortions are just funny as hell to begin with, especially when they are sling-shot into open car windows.

[Guitar Woman]

hahahaha :<

[JediScum]

I've been avoiding this but screw it... let's go

Name - Matt
Age - 35 (in November)
Job - Culinary Engineer seeking employment
Where are you at?- Northern Illinois
How did you find out about this site?- Well, After I get done making the food for the peoples, i would go out with my friends and huff on the gasoline and smoking the crack cocaine. I would get into a lot of troubles and the jails. When i was went to probation, the officer say for me to do community services. So i go to library basement. while using the bathroom i see i-mockery.com on the wall, under neath for a cracking good time. I go to site and laugh and laugh and it turned my life around. Now I don't need the crack cocaine gasoline acid to laugh.
Why did you start posting - I honestly don't know
Level of Educ.- High School Graduate... which is meaningless considering peeps i know who didn't graduate make a hell of a lot more than me, even when i was employed.
Income- "Are you looking for a fucking loan, sir?"
Hobbies - Currently, watching movies i've already seen, playing old C-64 video games, scanning the internet for anything remotely interesting and wondering why i decided to move from Austin back to Illinois.
fav. music/band- Tide of the Impaler, No Means No, Skinny Puppy, Pet Dracula Youth, and Drive-By Colostomy are faves but i can listen to most anything
fav. book- I don't read, I'm an American
fav. movie- Oh, come on! Well, i saw "Donnie Darko" for the first time a few days ago... but that just reminded me that I need to watch "Secretary" again.
Fav. Video Game- Though I never played the pen and paper RPG, anything Shadowrun has been floating my boat lately.
fav. food - vegan flesh
Who do you hate the most on this board - The Paparazzi... I mean, don't we all hate it when people snap multiple photos of us just signing on to a goddamn website forum?
In high school you were voted most likely to... Unbeknownest to me at the time, I was actually a write-in ballot for "Most Intelligent". That was also 16 years of drug and alcohol abuse ago. Oh, yeah, I forgot to vote for myself and didn't win.
Favorite dumpster to relive yourself in - That's a toughy... Denny's was nice, but so was JC Penney's. It really boils down to if has rained within the last 24 hours.
Are you in a band? - no
Do you like groupies? - uhh, yeah sure.
If you were in a band, what would you play and who would you like to be in it? - JediScum - ideaman, percussion, backing vocals, and semi-roadie
Itis Badting Baboolon - Voodoo Priest
Zombie of Chuck Schuldinger - lead vocals
Zombie of Cliff Burton - bass
Dave Murray - Alternating lead and rhythm gits
Adrian Smith - Alternating lead and rhytym gits
The Residents - Percussion, effects, multimedia
Human Cannonball - Zombie of GG Allin

[Terra]

You're a wordy little fucktard, aren't you?

[Blue Gularis]

Blue Gularis isn't that terrible, but he needs to stop trying so hard to be funny.

They like me, they really like me! Oh thank God, I've tried so hard!! *sniff*

[MLE]

hey jediscum would you sell your commodore 64 to me? i'd really like that. it would make me happy.

[JediScum]

hey jediscum would you sell your commodore 64 to me? i'd really like that. it would make me happy.

Actually, I use the VICE emulator to play games. I do still have a C-64, somewhere in my mom's house but, have no idea if it still works.

[MLE]

if it still works, i'll buy it from you

[mburbank]

HAH! MLE, I just noticed your new sig!

[MLE]

What a coincidence! I just noticed you were both awesome AND unique!

[Kant spelz]

Is this where I go to introduce myself?

[Emu]

No, the common practice is to make a "Hi, I'm new!" thread.

[Womti]

after which the common practice of the thread's deletion takes place

[Guitar Woman]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[HungryWantBiddy]

OK, The boards been up for a few days, We've all been fucking with each other. Maybe we should get to know one another better.
We might decide we don't hate some one as much, or it might just give us all more fuel for the fires of hate, ya hate...

Here's a simple form....

Name- Cole
Age- 24
job- marina manager
where are you at?- central FL
how did you find out about this site? looking for rom hacks on google
why did you start posting? I'm not... entirely sure.
Level of Educ. College grad
Income- not nearly enough
hobbies- games, fishing, guns, girls, beer, pot.
fav. music/band- rock music. 2 fav bands: Tool, QOTSA
fav. book- a collection of Poe's work.
fav. movie- forrest gump
Fav. Video Game- Halo 1... no, I'm not a fanboy.
fav. food- steak and potatos, bitch
Who do you hate the most on this board- this is only my second post, but from what I've seen I'd have to say the guy with the handle: "kant spelz" or something like that.
In high school you were voted most likely to... I was actually voted most athletic...ha, imagine that.

[Ramco]

Interesting; I've been lurking/occasionally posting on these forums for over two years and still haven't posted in this thread. Since I feel like everyone should love me and get to know me here is that thing you're supposed to do in this thread:

Name-Kevin O'Donnell
Age-22
job-Musician
where are you at?-Orlando, FL
how did you find out about this site?-Searching for NES ROM hacks. I nearly peed my pants laughing the first time.
why did you start posting-Boredom, wanting acceptance, everyone else was doing it
Level of Educ.-High school/private instruction on certain things
Income-A billion dollars a day
hobbies-Laughing, making other people laugh, starting pillow fights in Wal-Mart's bed and bath department
fav. music/band-Pop-rock/powerpop - I listen to a lot of Bowling for Soup and Fountains of Wayne, as well as a lot of ska
fav. book-Guitar for Dummies (I'd be nothing without it)
fav. movie-King Kong vs. Godzilla
Fav. Video Game-GTA: Vice City, Joust, Super Mario Bros. 3, Doom
fav. food-Burritos
Who do you hate the most on this board-Ramco. He thinks he's so funny. Asshole.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-Survive the quickening.

[slangislayer]

Name- Erwin
Age- 24
job- Student
where are you at?- Wien (Vienna), in front of my laptop
how did you find out about this site?- Can´t Remember, been reading i-m for years now
why did you start posting- Trick Or Treat the game: I´m addicted and can´t beat this fucker so it soiled my honor!
Level of Educ.- 2+
Income- none at the moment
hobbies- the usual: music, books (incl. comics), movies, videogames, painting...
fav. music/band- many in the moment: Nick Cave, Tom Waits and Korpiklaani
fav. book- Die Venus im Pelz by Leopold Ritter von Sachor Masoch, Wheel Of Time by Robert Jordan
fav. movie- Ed Wood, Gods and Monsters, Shaun of the Dead
Fav. Video Game- Eternal Darkness (GCN)
fav. food- much and many
In high school you were voted most likely to on a beer induced killing spree through Austria

[Womti]

YOUR AVATAR :eek

[Emu]

I don't hate most of these new people!

[slangislayer]

What about it?

[Fathom Zero]

It's cause half of 'em are from Florida, ennit?

[Emu]

nooooo

[Womti]

What about it?

it looks like it's from the beatles and that's who I was listening to when I posted

[slangislayer]

Hey that´s Jason King from Department S.
Old British TV Show, worth checking out!

[The Retro Kat]

Name- Matt
Age- 21
job- Professional
where are you at?- in the manhole
how did you find out about this site?- ONe a my friends said this place was liek HILARIOUS, I dont know what he's talking about though
why did you start posting- Im looking for someone to take my virginity, lol
Level of Educ.- graduated the school of hard knobs
Income- OMG non of ur business
hobbies- Horticulture and floral designs...and CLUBBING!
fav. music/band- ummm,.. righnt now nickelback i guess
fav. book- eff reading, lol
fav. movie- The Notebook
Fav. Video Game- Gutair Hero rox!!!1
fav. food- anything ethnic
In high school you were voted most likely to contract the hiv

[HungryWantBiddy]

nickelback? sarcasm , right?

[The Retro Kat]

What's wrong with Nickelback? What are you one of those gheys that doesn't like it?

[Sethomas]

Hey, don't talk about tastes in media with that guy. He likes Mad TV, so his tastes are infallible.

[The Retro Kat]

Wow, MadTV is gheyer than AIDs.

[Zomboid]

Nickelback really is one of the worst bands of all time, though.

[MetalMilitia]

Wooooaaahhh I wanna' be a rock star!

[HungryWantBiddy]

Mad TV > SNL :).... by a long shot

you know what? SCREW you guys. you don't like Mad TV, but you listen to Nickelback? I suggest you smoke more reefer. What's with all the comedy/tv/music/game elitism on these boards? I mean, I'm no elitist, as I have zero musical talent...but we're talking about Nickelback here. FUCKING NICKELBACK! You hear me? Someone's favorite band is actually Nickelback!

...and I'm the one who gets flamed.

[The Retro Kat]

You're a flamer, especially for thinking that Mad TV is better than SNL. I suggest you smoke some more cock. Nickelback is liek, so talented and theyre lyrics rawk...flame bag.

[MarioRPG]

Retro Kat :love

[Misdemonar]

Mad TV > SNL :).... by a long shot

you know what? SCREW you guys. you don't like Mad TV, but you listen to Nickelback? I suggest you smoke more reefer. What's with all the comedy/tv/music/game elitism on these boards? I mean, I'm no elitist, as I have zero musical talent...but we're talking about Nickelback here. FUCKING NICKELBACK! You hear me? Someone's favorite band is actually Nickelback!

...and I'm the one who gets flamed.


HEY! whats my pal reefer have to do with nickleshit?

[WhiteRat]

Mad TV > SNL :).... by a long shot

you know what? SCREW you guys. you don't like Mad TV, but you listen to Nickelback? I suggest you smoke more reefer. What's with all the comedy/tv/music/game elitism on these boards? I mean, I'm no elitist, as I have zero musical talent...but we're talking about Nickelback here. FUCKING NICKELBACK! You hear me? Someone's favorite band is actually Nickelback!

...and I'm the one who gets flamed.

Maybe if you weren't such a stupid big fat baby you could understand Nickelback's deep and profound scripture. Loser!

[Chojin]

What's with all the comedy/tv/music/game elitism on these boards?

Uh, weren't you the one that 'started it' by going PFFT NICKLEBACK in the first place?

Christ, if you're gonna make fun of someone, at least be able to handle a little JOSHING yourself.

Also, this is I-Mockery and we are 100% serious all the time and every day.

[Emu]

Earthbound is the best game ever and any of you fucks who disagree will be banned per Man Law

[HungryWantBiddy]

I didn't PFFT Nickelback. Turns out I should have, I reckon. But that's not the point.

Mad TV is funny. Nickelback is profound.

Water under the bridge.

PS- PFFT NICKLEBACK!!

[Zomboid]

OH NO HE DI'INT

[Misdemonar]

PLAYGROUND FIGHT

[Fathom Zero]

I'LL SEE YOU BY THE TETHER BALL COURT, DOUCHE-DEMONAR.

[Guitar Woman]

OH YEAH? WELL YOU GUYS ARE MUNG

[JediScum]

OH YEAH? WELL YOU GUYS ARE MUNG


That Flash Gordon reference almost made coffee come out my nose.

[MarioRPG]

I don't speak geek.

[Misdemonar]

I'LL SEE YOU BY THE TETHER BALL COURT, DOUCHE-DEMONAR.

Pffft whatever, uh, ADOLESCENT KID WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY EXCEPT INTERNET FORUMS.

[JediScum]

YO MOMMA GOT A WOODEN LEG WITH A KICKSTAND!!

[Slinky Ferret]

Oh my word this thread is still going! I'm amazed, I thought something more interesting would have happened by now! :)

[mburbank]

With all the effort we make to keep things stagnant?

LLong time, slink. How are you?

[Slinky Ferret]

I'm still alive, but having a bit of a lousy past few weeks. :\

[mburbank]

Sorry dear. Life is about rolling with the punches, I think. Hope it gets better.

[soopercooldood]

Name- Steven
Age-14
job-Student?
where are you at?-I'm at Vancouver...IN CANADA
how did you find out about this site?-Stumbleupon..haha
why did you start posting-because im lonely
Level of Educ.-gr9
Income-none whatsoever...>:
hobbies-i play guitar...?
fav. music/band-Abba kicks some major ass
fav. book-Needful Things..Stephen King
fav. movie-Across the Universe was crazy.
Fav. Video Game-If i had to choose it'd probably be GTA sanandreas
fav. food-anything that is edible
Who do you hate the most on this board-i havent gotten to know anyone yet...but curse you, rev. danno for getting me to write this survey....
darn you! darn you to heck!
In high school you were voted most likely to...-not be remembered as anything or anyone.....>:

[Uncle_Sham]

Took me fuking long enough to post this

Name- Brian
Age- Disclosed
where are you at?- Yorkton, Saskatchewan, in mother fucking canada
how did you find out about this site?- funny story, i was searching halloween masks on google and stumbled apon rogs reveiew of the wako jako mask and was hooked to this fucker like crack.
why did you start posting- See above
Level of Educ.- infinate
Income- usually money, occasionally limes.
hobbies- i post on forums, most of you faggots can probably guess what most of them are allready. ex. being fat
fav. book- stephen colbert, i am america (and so can you!)
fav. food- anything above 300 calories
fav. video game- guitar hero 3
fav. song- music is my hot hot sex, css
In high school you were voted most likely to- die alone

[KatiesGoldenDust]

Name- Kate
Age- 21 in January
job- I'm a Hostess at Applebee's, and I also work at Baskin Robbins because I'm a poor person.
where are you at?- Right now? on my couch watching the "Brave Little Toaster". Generally, I'm in Long Beach, CA
how did you find out about this site?- I don't really remember. I think I was googling something for Halloween, and I stumbled across this site.
why did you start posting- Well, I was going to do the Secret Santa thing, but I'm over it. Now I just want to be cool.
Level of Educ.- I am currently in my third year of college
Income- What income? I make min. wage at one job, and a little more at the other
hobbies- Procrastinating, partying, avoiding school and homework..
fav. music/band- nothing in particular. I like almost all of it
fav. book- Too many to name. And I'm not going to name them all here, because I would seem like a geek
fav. movie- Horror movies are my favorite. And romantic comedies.
Fav. Video Game- Sorry to let you down, but I don't play any. I'm a girl. :)
fav. food- Nothing in particular. I am too indecisive to choose a favorite
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hmm.. Seeing as I don't know anyone on this site, I'll say no one. I like to love everyone.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Carry a dead body off the scene (I want to be a forensic pathologist)

Hope this was enough for you guys! :)

[Emu]

sup kate

[KatiesGoldenDust]

How's it hangin', Emu?

[Sam]

HEY GUYS I HEARD THERE WAS A GIRL IN THIS THREAD I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD! :orgasm

[KatiesGoldenDust]

Haha, wow, don't I feel special. :)

[JediScum]

You work at Applebee's Kate? How do you like it? I washed dishes for them for about 4 months.

[KatiesGoldenDust]

I washed dishes for them for about 4 months.

Eww, I could never wash dishes. That's the one thing that disgusts me - dirty dishes. You're brave. However, I do like working there. Everyone's really nice, and the managers are only a couple years older than me, so we all get along and hang out. Not too much of a job atmosphere. Everyone always asks me about the food, but I don't eat it, so I have no clue what it's like. Did you like it there? Probably not the dish washing part I'm sure.. :)

[JediScum]

By profession, I'm normally a cook. I'm not afraid to do dishes but, avoid it when I can. When I applied, I was hired on the spot (they were desparate) and was offered 9 bucks an hour, which isn't too bad for shit-work.

But yeah, I liked the people, for the most part. After a couple months though, a few things drove me over the edge, and I walked out during the Saturday night rush.

1) I was the only dish washer in a restaurant that had 7 cooks, 3 bartenders and 12-15 waitstaff. Management was impressed that I could keep up without any problems on weekend night.

2) Almost every night, after the dinner rush, everyone who wasn't closing would dump all their dishes on me all at once. After 5 minutes, all of them would want their dishes first, especially waitstaff. After 3-4 days, I had no problem with saying "Get in fucking line" but had to say it everyday, like it was a new thing.

3) After finding out I was fast on dishes, management also had me do prep work. Which was impossible sometimes because the cooks would constantly screw around with my tasks while they were closing their stations.

4) Waitstaff started to not do their own side work, which left me to do it for them

5) I began to develop really bad rashes that were somewhat painful from working in wet clothes.

6) A cook position opened up and was given to a new hire, who was a friend of one of the other cooks, even though I had expressed interest in cooking from day one.

So, I walked out on a busy night, punched out, put on my coat, and said to a host, "If anyone asks, I quit" and proceeded to go to the nearest bar and order pints of beer and shots of Jagermeister until they said they would no longer serve me.

[KatiesGoldenDust]

Eww, doesn't sound like you had too good a time. 9.00 an hour doesn't seem like a lot for all the work it seemed you did, but maybe that's because in CA the min. wage is 7.50 (soon to be 8.00). Although, you'd have to pay me quite a lot before I'd do anything like that.

That's really cool that you're a chef. My sister wanted to be one for the longest time when she was younger, but she grew out of it. I can't cook to save my life. My specialties are pasta and hot chocolate. Plus microwave cooking. I tend to burn things. Although after many many unsuccessful tries, I have become pretty good at making stir fry. I bet you get a lot of ladies in your line of profession, eh? ;)

[JediScum]

I am a cook... not a chef. There is a difference. The most hilarious being asking a "Chef" if they are a cook. Watch 'em freak out. And I've only met one, maybe two, people I'd give the honor of Chef.

Washing dishes does suck but it's part of the job sometimes if you choose to be in food service. As is suggesting to people not to turn off a burner on the stove because you are cooking pasta that THEY WILL NEED tomorrow, just because said burner is part of them leaving at nine pm, when you leave at 12-1am.

and no, I don't get "mad laid". We work behind the scenes. A cook's best friend is a bartender, most times.

[slangislayer]

A cook's best friend is a bartender, most times.
I wish my best friend was a bartender... wait he is, that´s why I´m broke!

[Zomboid]

LOL LET'S TAKE IT TO THE CHAT THREAD OK GUYS?

[Seven Force]

Name- Brian
Age- 22
job - I handle your packages ;)
where are you at?- In the "lets all get to know each other" thread
how did you find out about this site?- mad max told me about it
why did you start posting- i wanted to know what love is, i wanted them to show me
Level of Educ.- high school
Income- Outcome
fav. music/band- videogame
fav. book- turner diaries
fav. movie- american history x
Fav. Video Game- Custers last stand from the atari
fav. food- Nothing in particular. juice is a food, right?
Who do you hate the most on this board- right now nobody but thats because i had some coffee and im allllllll riiiiiiiight
In high school you were voted most likely to...- get rich by inventing something zany like a homoerotic bastardized version of ron popeil (thats not what i invented thats who i was probably going to end up being like sorry for the confusion although making a ass-grabing ron popeil would be funny and make me a lot of money until im sued by the original guy for using his likeness for profit and character defamation although I can easily say NO HE REALLY IS GAY and therefore it wouldn't be defamation since everybody thinks its true)

[Seven Force]

and that is my five year plan after high school what about you guys

[Chojin]

Took me fuking long enough to post this

Name- Brian
Age- Disclosed

http://www.homeschoolfcgs.com/images/Webster%20American%20Dictionary.jpg

[MarioRPG]

And Chojin with the late zinger! Good one Chojin.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, you could say his age is discolsed in the fact that he acts like a 5 year old.

[Guitar Woman]

SEVENFORCE REPLY PREDICTION: LOL YOUR ONE TO TALK GUITAR WOMAN :ROLLEYESEMOTICON

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, you're one to talk, GW.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

http://www.guitarwoman.com/

[Guitar Woman]

She programmed music into her site?

What a noob.

[JediScum]

You should sue for character defamation, GW.

[Sionainn]

Name- Shannon
Age-24
job-Wannabe writer/student
where you at?-Halifax, Nova Scotia
why did you start posting-I have no life
how long have you been on the board-A few hours
hobbies-Writing, video games, sleeping, avoiding responsibility
fav. music/band-Lacuna Coil
fav. book-Frida by Hayden Herrerra
fav. movie-V For Vendetta
Who do you hate the most on this board-No one yet, just joined
what is that smell-My boyfriend, too much Kraft Dinner

[Mockery]

Welcome aboard Sionainn, you're actually the 2nd Shannon we have on the forums here right now. Always good to meet a fellow Lacuna Coil fan too.

BTW, it was a good preemptive strike mentioning your boyfriend there since most of the guys here swarm to any female they see. Not that it will stop them from doing this, it just might make them change their strategy. Godspeed.

:picklehat

[Guitar Woman]

Oh god am I lonely tonight

[MetalMilitia]

Well played guitar woman. Go for the "i'm lonely" strategy followed by some kind of pincer movement.

[Emu]

i smelled girl and i came running someone fill me in

[executioneer]

that's what she said, hur hur

[Chojin]

Don't listen to him, that's just Mockery's way of warming you up so he can schmooze his way into your love life.

[Mockery]

Wrong. My affairs are not with the opposite sex since I already have plenty of that in my life. I'm looking for something different. I did move to West Hollywood for a reason, after all. :love

[Sionainn]

BTW, it was a good preemptive strike mentioning your boyfriend there since most of the guys here swarm to any female they see. Not that it will stop them from doing this, it just might make them change their strategy. Godspeed.

:picklehat


Thanks! I was once the only girl on a DBZ fan forum, it taught me everything I needed to know about being a girl on the internet.


I can't believe I just admitted to liking DBZ......

[DeadKennedys]

Tits or GTFO. Christ.

[executioneer]

you first, dk

[Tadao]

Hi, a little bit about me.
I'm a 16 year old nurse with a 3 inch waist and a 30 inch ass, oops my boobs just popped out of my outfit...

[Girl Drink Drunk]

My head hurts when I attempt to watch his videos.

[Asila]

Name- Alisa (ye gods I am original.)
Age-26
job-Student/occasional writer
where you at?-Charlotte, NC
why did you start posting-I've been reading on the site for something like 4 years.
how long have you been on the board-An hour or two
hobbies-Reading, gaming, cooking, I'm not admitting that I knit. Whoops.
fav. music/band-Tom Waits
fav. book-Um, can I say the entire Discworld series? Is that allowed?
fav. movie-The Last Unicorn, any MST3K
Who do you hate the most on this board-How pleasant!
what is that smell-Christmas candles. Mmmm pine!

Is it always this stressful, trying to find the right place to make your first post? JAY-sus.

[Emu]

are you giong to actually post more than once

because nobody that posts in this thread first posts more than once :\

[Tadao]

Name- Alisa (ye gods I am original.)
Age-26
job-Student/occasional writer
where you at?-Charlotte, NC
why did you start posting-I've been reading on the site for something like 4 years.
how long have you been on the board-An hour or two
hobbies-Reading, gaming, cooking, I'm not admitting that I knit. Whoops.
fav. music/band-Tom Waits
fav. book-Um, can I say the entire Discworld series? Is that allowed?
fav. movie-The Last Unicorn, any MST3K
Who do you hate the most on this board-How pleasant!
what is that smell-Christmas candles. Mmmm pine!

Is it always this stressful, trying to find the right place to make your first post? JAY-sus.

Tom Waits and Terry Pratchett, right on.

[Asila]

I am, I just wasn't sure what would be the best place to start. I mean, am I the only one who finds the whole "Hi, you don't know me but here's my opinion on things!" ...thing weird?
Maybe so. I guess I'd better find a fairly innocuous thread and hopefully not make an ass of myself.

[slangislayer]

I am, I just wasn't sure what would be the best place to start. I mean, am I the only one who finds the whole "Hi, you don't know me but here's my opinion on things!" ...thing weird?

Nope, I don´t!

[Misdemonar]

I want me some porn :x

[slangislayer]

If you can type porn on the internet, the whole world´s is yours!

[Darktrooper11]

Name-Shawn
Age-16
job-Student
where are you at?-Baltimore MD
how did you find out about this site?-Cant remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?-its quite Funny
why did you start posting-Update
Level of Educ.-I'm in the 10th grade
hobbies-Music, Video Games, Teh Internets
fav. music/band-Any kind of metal except for Death and the -Cores
fav. book-Dont read much.
fav. movie-Don't have one
Fav. Video Game-/\
fav. food-Italian is nice
In high school you were voted most likely to...-Still in high school
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-Hey guys I'm new here, this is my first time at a General Interests Forum. I like pop culture and hope to fit in nicely here

[ZAKO the GREAT]

argh, i'm so late :rolleyes:

Name-Zako
Age- 26
job- slacker
where are you at?- Earth, unless my mum lie to me
how did you find out about this site?- can't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- ALL, mostly... half.. eh...
why did you start posting-...
hobbies- arts & shits
fav. music/band- start-up music of my comp
fav. book- shits nobody cares about
fav. movie- shits nobody cares about
Fav. Video Game- shits nobody cares about
what is that smell- shits nobody cares about, on the road, which, i accidentally stepped on.

[Spetsnaz]

Name- Locutus of Bor...Sorry, I was letting my day job get in the way again...
Age- 20
job- Ah, the lovliness of unemployment in a sinking economy.
where are you at?- South Florida. Don't come here.
how did you find out about this site?- I've been lurking around for a few years on it.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Fapping to Pictures of R...I mean the concise and humorous articles.
why did you start posting- I decided to find new hauntings since VampireFreaks ( lulz ) deleted me for about the 80th time. Since I-Mockery has their new FREE registration, I said, "Why not?".
Level of Educ.- Second Level Dianetics.
hobbies- Collecting fat. On my ass. In a computer chair.
fav. music/band- Basically metal... Yeah...
fav. book- Books with pictures. They're easier on the mind... Ohhhhh something shiney...
fav. movie- Anal Angels Vol. 4
Fav. Video Game- Aw fuck, why do you gotta ask something that cannot possibly be anwsered?
fav. food- The cherries of young Asian girls.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Remember do the Mario? ... "Do the Columbine!"
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I don't really fuck zombies... Really.





"are you giong to actually post more than once

because nobody that posts in this thread first posts more than once :\"


If it makes you feel better, I posted in other threads before this one so I guess that should kinda anwser your question.

[grimfowl]

Name- Joseph Henry Cruddas

Age- 29

job- Unemployed

where are you at?- In my room.

how did you find out about this site?- I found it randomly while looking through the internet.

what's your favorite thing about the site?- Nothing is really a favorite, it's all good to look at.

why did you start posting- It's a forum, that's what you're supposed to do in forums. (fantastic question by the way haha.)

Level of Educ.- Some college

hobbies- Reading books, learning about history only if it interests me enough.

fav. music/band- No single favorite, i enjoy many kinds of music, but not all.

fav. book- Tresure island.

fav. movie- The cable guy.

Fav. Video Game- Final fantasy 3.

fav. food- I don't have a favorite, it just has to not taste like roadkill.

In high school you were voted most likely to...- I never got voted on anything, and that's a good thing.

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm a very cheerful person that can get along very well with many people. :)

[Fatacula]

Name- Fatacula
Age- 25
Job- Police Officer
Where are you at?- On my couch
How did you hear about this site?- Bought some amusing stickers from here like 6 years ago, kept comming back for the Halloween fun!! Decided recently to finially become more involved in the community scene.
What is your favorite thing about the site- HALLOWEEN CANDY LISTS!!
Why did you start posting- See above... got a head of myself!
Level of Educ- College
Hobbies- Apparently now its posting on forums :)
Fav music?- Mostly metal and other such loud things
Fav book?- How to survive a horror movie
Fav movie?- Too much to choose from...
Fav video game?- Really liked Bio Shock
Fav food?- Too fat to choose
In Highschool you were voted most likely to?- you got me??
Is there anything else we should know about you?- not really, feel free to ask though.

[Fathom Zero]

Am I going to have to stop being mean to gay people?

[the_stig]

Name-Joel
Age-28
job-real estate
where are you at?-Wisconsin
how did you find out about this site?-browsing the web, and stumbled onto it
what's your favorite thing about the site?-funny shit!
why did you start posting-today
Level of Educ.-GED
hobbies-usual guy stuff
fav. music/band-everything except country
fav. book-anything tom clancy
fav. movie-scarface
Fav. Video Game-right now, forenza motorsport 2
fav. food-italian
In high school you were voted most likely to...-be a dork
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-not that i know...

[Et tu]

Name - David Bowman
Age - 28
job - Electrician
where are you at? - Enceladus
how did you find out about this site? - The C1435-dash-4 machine found it for me.
what's your favorite thing about the site? - Er? that's a good question.
why did you start posting - Because it's a new year with new hopes and dreams and i hope to find it here.
Level of Educ. - Level?
hobbies - 3d modeling, reading, getting drunk and blaming the world for my misery.
fav. music/band - Dead kennedys.
fav. book - George R.R. Marting - A song of fire and ice series.
fav. movie - Watership Down
Fav. Video Game - monkey island series, adventure games, total war series.
fav. food - non
In high school you were voted most likely to... - be a dope head
Is there anything else we should all know about you? - Yeah, i think pirates are way funnier then ninjas. And i can't spell for shit.

[Seven Force]

Name- Locutus of Bor...Sorry, I was letting my
where are you at?- South Florida. Don't come here.


Too fucking late :(

[Guitar Woman]

I wonder why nobody was joining a few days ago and now all of a sudden new guys are coming in by the truckload

[Guitar Woman]

I don't understand why a site redesign would do that!

[Et tu]

Because Mr. rog asked us so nicely. And because it's a new year and i'm kinda drunk. Or maybe they are all bots. hell, like i know, i'm not nostradamus or a faux.

[Fatacula]

Am I going to have to stop being mean to gay people?

Not if your basing it just on the fact they're gay, people of all sexual orientation deserve to be treated meanly!

[Guitar Woman]

good one

[23_]

Name- Sarah
Age- 18
job- None at the moment
where are you at?- New York
how did you find out about this site?- I heard about it on another forum
what's your favorite thing about the site?- It's funny, lol.
why did you start posting- Because that's what you do on a forum, right?
Level of Educ.- In college
hobbies- Music, reading
fav. music/band- Assemblage 23 (that's one of the reasons behind my username, the flavors of Dr. Pepper are the other)
fav. book- The Catcher in the Rye
fav. movie- The Matrix
Fav. Video Game- Donkey Kong 64
fav. food- Italian
In high school you were voted most likely to...- My high school didn't have this...
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I also used to be on VampireFreaks, Evil Dead...

[Jemry]

Name- Jemry
Age- 17
job- Child Devourer
where are you at?- Australia, Mate <--(Mate = proof)
how did you find out about this site?- I could smell massive amounts of awesome in its direction and my nose carried me.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Probably the Choose Your Destiny mashes.
why did you start posting- Peer pressure.
Level of Educ.- i'ma finish it next year
hobbies- beating off
fav. music/band- Alternative/Rock (Primus, Fantomas, Kyuss, RATM, QOTSA, Pearl Jam etc)
fav. book- I dunno.... Where's Wally?
fav. movie- The Big Lebowski
Fav. Video Game- that's a fucking hard one.... Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid are way up there
fav. food- pizzatown
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Beat up the elderly
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Don't leave me alone with babbys/elderly.

Khi.

[Chojin]

I wonder why nobody was joining a few days ago and now all of a sudden new guys are coming in by the truckload

Because now people can post directly on articles and the blog with a forum account, which is also given better placement on the main i-mockery page.

It's weird to think about it if you don't really read the site, but I-Mockery PROPER gets millions of unique visitors a month.

[MLE]

It's crazy to think about ;o

[CaptainJay]

Name- Anthony
Age- hahaha NO.
job- basement dweller
where you at?- England
why did you start posting- I wanted to. Isn't that a good enough reason?
how long have you been on the board- just a few minutes.
hobbies- gaming, reading, watching old TV, other nerdy stuff.
fav. music/band- anything I can get my grubby paws on
fav. book- any of the Artemis Fowl books
fav. movie- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Who do you hate the most on this board- whoever asks me this question.
what is that smell- What smell?

[reallyman]

Hello all , I am newbie , I am ver glad .

[kateness87]

Name- Kate
Age- 20
job- I prefer the term "slacker"
where are you at?- An undisclosed town in Canada
how did you find out about this site?- I think I got linked to the Sexual Moments in Gaming History once a few years back and was hooked ever since.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The articles, obviously.
why did you start posting- Why not?
Level of Educ.- College-bound
hobbies- Gaming, writing, reading, and lots of music.
fav. music/band- Rock of any type
fav. book- Gah...Salem's Lot, I guess, though I'll really read anything.
fav. movie- Reservoir Dogs
Fav. Video Game- The Final Fantasy series, Metal Gear Solid series, and Guitar Hero.
fav. food- Chocolate FTW
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Not be voted for anything?
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Not really. What you see is what you get.

[sakura]

Age- 27
job- a crappy one
where are you at?- Rochester, NY
how did you find out about this site?- sheer luck
what's your favorite thing about the site?- features
why did you start posting- so i could rant on the smoking short
Level of Educ.- in college

fav. music/band- too many
fav. book- anything by R.A. Salvatore right now
fav. movie- too many
Fav. Video Game- too many

In high school you were voted most likely to...- i wasn't cool enough to even be considered for that page of the yearbook
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- hello, i'm new.

[comhcinc]

Name- Stan
Age- 27
job- CIS of Delta Research
where are you at?- Rocket City USA
how did you find out about this site?- known about it for years
what's your favorite thing about the site?- um that thing, you know the cool one
why did you start posting- why not
Level of Educ.- college

[Nick]

Name- Nick
Age- 18
job- Dead End
where are you at?- America
how did you find out about this site?- Awesometicity radiation
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Above Mentioned
why did you start posting- It is worthy
Level of Educ.- Heading to college
hobbies- Reading, music, occasional video game junky.
fav. music/band- Dead Kennedys/ The Ramones
fav. book- Everything H.P. Lovecraft
fav. movie- Evil Dead series
Fav. Video Game- Landstalker for the Sega Genesis.
fav. food- Knuckle sandwiches
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Most Artistic
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Naw, son.

[Emu]

I find these new people seem to be far too interested in random humor

[Tadao]

Yes, this is serious bussiness here.

[Mockery]

I-Mockery: a serious place for serious people. seriously. :|

[ZAKO the GREAT]

double that :)

[Tadao]

I-Mockery: a serious place for serious people. seriously. :|

Blessing be upon thy thread! All prior sins are forgivin!

[Fatacula]

I'm not sure... but I think that counts as going to church.

[Neen]

Name- omitted
Age- omitted
job- bum
where are you at?- somewhere between the equator and the 45th parallel
how did you find out about this site?- a space coyote led me here
what's your favorite thing about the site?- the mockery, of course
why did you start posting- bored as hell
Level of Educ.- Homespun idiot
hobbies- ontological introspective
fav. music/band- most classic rock
fav. book- one fish two fish red fish blue fish
fav. movie- the shawshank redemption
Fav. Video Game- yoshi's island
fav. food- omnivore
In high school you were voted most likely to...- unkown to voters
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- none I can think of.:\

[Nick]

I find these new people seem to be far too interested in random humor
Oh my, humor?! I thought this site was for young aristocrats to come together and share their various views of our floundering, and decrepit society! It was my understanding we would discuss the lack of morals amongst todays youth, and converse on the finer points of our diminishing economy! How dare you all trick me this way! I tire of your ruse, I-Mockery.com!























P.S.: :squigly

[executioneer]

he means "random" humor like when people think it's hilarious to say things like "uh oh its monkey cheese walrus time" even though it just fucking isnt

[Emu]

http://ohnolookoutitsaraygun.com/random.gif

[Cfr5]

I remember seeing that comic somewhere else on this forum.

P.S.: :squigly

You see, this is funny* because it is "random".


* not funny

[terrva]

So, to after lurking on the site every day for three or four years, I decided to celebrate my outrage towards the new design, and registered on the forum after recovering from the shock. Now that I've eyeballed the reborn site for a couple of days, though, I've fallen in love with it again, and would like to introduce myself to the humble folk of I-mockeria.

So without further ado, let the listing begin:

Age - 20
job - framer (like paintings and stuff, not crimes)
where are you at? - Finland
how did you find out about this site? - an angel gave me a vision one time when I fell asleep in class
what's your favorite thing about the site? - the awesomeness
why did you start posting - I'm so ronery
Level of Educ. - self taught
hobbies - arts, music and trashy movies
favorite band - Death
favorite book - Lord of the Flies
favorite movies - too many to list
favorite Video Games - again, too many to list
favorite food - my grandma's salmon & rice stew
In high school you were voted most likely to be - unemployed
Is there anything else we should all know about you? - I really, really like trashy movies

[Cfr5]

Level of Educ. - self taught


What'd the teacher have to say about you sleeping in class?

[terrva]

What'd the teacher have to say about you sleeping in class?

Well, she shouted good morning, very loud, straight into my ear. She was a mean old woman.

[Mockery]

where are you at? - Finland
favorite band - Death
I person from Finland who likes the band Death? Who would've thought?

Heheh, welcome to the forums. Glad you're liking the big redesign too. :picklehat

[terrva]

I person from Finland who likes the band Death? Who would've thought?

Heheh, welcome to the forums. Glad you're liking the big redesign too. :picklehat

Thanks for the warm welcome!:obey (andre the giant has a posse)

[Mockery]

So does my Atari Lynx:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/atari-lynx/lynx-posse.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/atari-lynx)

[Nick]

I remember seeing that comic somewhere else on this forum.



You see, this is funny* because it is "random".


* not funny

Mock :squigly all you want, but remember that :squigly always mocks back.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

so does some random porn that i find randomly and edit it sometime before
http://wm50.inbox.com/thumbs/8e_4f956_b9fd792_oJ.jpg.thumb

[terrva]

So does, uh, nevermind:
http://personal.inet.fi/koti/penor/flagninja.png
:(

[Chain-So-Matic Zombies]

Name- Agoulas Michael
Age- 22
job- Graphic/Web Designer
where are you at?- Greece
how did you find out about this site?- I fuckin don't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- How am I supposed to know ?
why did you start posting- cause I had too much Work to do
Level of Educ.- Shithead University of Dumbass Kingdom
hobbies- Computers, Tooonz
fav. music/band- Jeru the Damaja
fav. book- The last time I read a book was 12 yrs ago
fav. movie- Fylakes Anilikon (Teenage Prisons).
Fav. Video Game- Final Fight
fav. food- Fish n' Chips
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I wish I could remember
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- YEAH, I HATE MY SELF AND THEREFORE I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT I'M A CHEAP LAZY AND COWARD BASTARD THAT THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS MY ANGER IS WWW.

[executioneer]

would someone ask helm to find this guy and beat him up

[Mockery]

So does, uh, nevermind:
:(
That flag ninja image breaks my heart. You know there are still a few of 'em out there in the woods of Parmistan, still clinging onto the belief that Gymkata (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gymkata) will one day become a huge hit and audiences will flock to Parmistan to give them big hugs. The life of a flag ninja is indeed a lonely one. :(

[KuddWeazel]

Name- Brandon Tomczak
Age- 22
job- Air Force DEP Airman Trainee
where are you at?- Right now? Right here. DUH!
how did you find out about this site?- maddox.xmission.com
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Dunno yet first night/day here
why did you start posting- Boredom
Level of Educ.- HS
hobbies- Gaming, watching porn
fav. music/band- MuDvAyNe
fav. book- The Stand by Stephen King
fav. movie- Saw
Fav. Video Game- Waaaaaaaay too many games I like waaaaaaay to much to pick just one, but for the sake of science, FFIII. Hence the sabin avatar.
fav. food- Anything italian. You cook good Italian cuisine I propose to you.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- They hated me in HS. I was voted most wanted to fall off a cliff.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I breifly considered becoming a serial rapist

[VersaliusGoldfoot]

Name- John
Age- 22
job-Chef de Cuisine
where are you at?- North Carolina
how did you find out about this site?- It found me.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-Dolph Lundgren references.
why did you start posting- Trying to figure that out now.
Level of Educ.- College
hobbies- Sleeping, Psychedelics, Eating, Poking squishy stuff
fav. music/band- Foetus, Kenny Rogers, Erasure, Finntroll, Combichrist
fav. book- The Stranger, Alice in Wonderland, Carmilla, Kitchen Confidential
fav. movie- Ichi the Killer, Visitor Q, Babbette's Feast, Fright Night, Salo, Holy Mountain, Music & Lyrics
Fav. Video Game-Mortal Kombat 2, Punch-Out, Burger Time, Hitman
fav. food-Osso Bucco, veggies, deer jerky, escargot duxelle, duck a la peche
In high school you were voted most likely to...-Streetside philosopher (aka drunk hobo)
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I have a winning smile.

[Tadao]

I like poking squishystuff too. It's kind of fun.

[Vanhelm13]

Name- Guy
Age- 15
job- Manual labor
where are you at?- chapel hill, NC
how did you find out about this site?- Friend found the metal mockery part, and I ended up going through the rest of the site.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Why the lolz, of course.
why did you start posting- Boredom can lead a man to many things
Level of Educ.- In high school
hobbies- bass (electric and upright), drums, music in general, and discussing the cultural impact of neo-paganism in Kurdish Uzbekistan
fav. music/band- Metal (almost all of it)
fav. book- The Hobbit
fav. movie- LotR series...or maybe Starwars IV-VI
Fav. Video Game- I donno. I recently stopped WoWing, so I don't have any video games....
fav. food- Something coated in chocolate.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- not contribute to the world in any way.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Nope.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

oh i want to play!!!

Name- Courtney
Age- 26 1/2
job-Accountant
where are you at?- Jersey City, homie
how did you find out about this site?- don't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- movie reviews
why did you start posting- boredom
Level of Educ.- some college
hobbies- if you really care, ask me
fav. music/band- Clutch, Priestess, NIN, Faith no More, Peeping Tom, etc
fav. book- She's Come Undone
fav. movie- any horror
Fav. Video Game- uhhhhh what?
fav. food- mexican
In high school you were voted most likely to...- not graduate
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- lots of things and stuff

[Moobs]

i hope we can be good friends dirty blonde dame :wink

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i hope we can be good friends dirty blonde dame :wink

we shall see :)

[Vanhelm13]

Priestess is awesome. I met them when they played here with Mastodon

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Priestess is awesome. I met them when they played here with Mastodon

yeah i saw them open for Clutch last weekend..............blew my mind! i'm all about the stoner rock.

[Mockery]

fav. movie- Saw
Any time I see somebody who chooses a movie like this as their favorite, I have to ask "why?" out of sheer curiosity. What is it exactly that makes you pick Saw over all the other horror classics out there?

what's your favorite thing about the site?-Dolph Lundgren references.
Fav. Video Game-Mortal Kombat 2, Punch-Out, Burger Time, Hitman
Appreciation for both Dolph Lundgren and classic games? You, my friend, will fit in just fine.

Name- Guy
how did you find out about this site?- Friend found the metal mockery part, and I ended up going through the rest of the site.
Heheh cool. It still surprises me how many people find this site because of those extremely old sites of ours. Glad they have that kind of longevity though. So is your name really Guy? I only know one person named "Guy" and he's the infant son of an author I know. I have trouble addressing him as "Guy" though since I'm more tempted to call him "Kid" or "Drooling mess of baby". Guy seems like a name you'd have to wait to go through puberty at least before you can live up to it.

job-Accountant
where are you at?- Jersey City, homie
fav. music/band- Clutch, Priestess, NIN, Faith no More, Peeping Tom, etc
An accountant who likes Faith No More, Peeping Tom and NIN? You've gotta be the most interesting account in the history of accountants. o.o

[dirtyxblondexdame]

An accountant who likes Faith No More, Peeping Tom and NIN? You've gotta be the most interesting account in the history of accountants. o.o

i'm defenitley the wild child of our office. i'm the youngest, and the only single female. and i'm nowhere near the stereotype of an accountant. our resident gay refers to me as the Accounting Diva. he says i'm too fabulous for finance LOL