NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[obihahn]

Of course, I suck at shooting and constantly hit my head on stuff.

Here's proof I read some of I-Mockery:
some articles say something about...schlocky movies...and...pixel-based games. Also, this guy with the pickle hat likes tunnels of horror and...ehm...pickle hats.
There, proof.

[Dimnos]

If you are going to wear chaps with storm trooper armor, why not add a copper cod piece and a cowboy hat?

[obihahn]

You're right, I'm really missing a hat there. Cowboy boots and spurs as well - missed opportunity for sure.
Well, next time. Or Photoshop.

[SuperYuriGagarin]

Hi I am SYG

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No you're not

[Tadao]

OH YES HE IS

[Aaarg]

i think he is

[SuperYuriGagarin]

I assure you I am.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We'll let the panel decide then. Everyone bring their own judge.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/eakim_zpsf1483178.jpg

[SuperYuriGagarin]

alas I cannot post images yet but rest assured my response was extreme

[Dimnos]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/58092689_7fd543fb8a.jpg

[Tadao]

Oh no he din't

http://cdn.americanidolnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/american-idol-2013-nicki-minaj-judge-hdr.jpg

[GODKILLA666]

Name- John
Age- 30
job- Builder of Large Truck Bodies
where are you at?- Pennsylvania
how did you find out about this site?- internet
what's your favorite thing about the site?- George's life story thread
why did you start posting- Cuz I wanted to
Level of Educ.- HS Grad
hobbies- Reading and other stuff
fav. music/band- Classic Hard Rock and Metal
fav. book- Star Wars
fav. movie- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fav. Video Game- Rock Band
fav. food- meat and potatos
In high school you were voted most likely to...- not vote
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Not that I can think of. I am a degenerate though.

[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE TEN YEARS TOO LATE JOHN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/58092689_7fd543fb8a.jpg

I was scrolling up from the bottom and was trying to figure out why there was judge reinhold with a pirate hat hear. Then I scrolled up more and laughed my ass off.

[BigChris]

LOL

[Douglas MacKrell]

Hey folks! My name's Douglas MacKrell - I was the winner of the Halloween Hot Sauce contest a month or so back. I'm just getting my feet wet here at the forums, so here's my deets:

Name- Douglas MacKrell

Age-33

job- Host of Internet After Dark

where are you at?- New York City

how did you find out about this site?- My buddy Kevin Conn (Unemployed Skeletor) introduced me.

what's your favorite thing about the site?- The movie reviews!

why did you start posting- To get to know everyone and start being an active part of the community!

Level of Educ.- A couple of gear shifts in college

hobbies- Making videos, campy overacting, prop design and fabrication, sexy ladies, giving advice

fav. music/band- Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited

fav. book- The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman

fav. movie- Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Fav. Video Game- Sam and Max Hit The Road

fav. food- Burritos

In high school you were voted most likely to...- Do more art stuff good

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I currently run two shows on YouTube - Internet After Dark, a lampoon of mens lifestyle shows, and The Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel, a Gravity Falls show where I get my audience to crack codes and solve riddles to get cool GF stuff I make.

Other than that, I like dinosaurs and I think it's hilarious when goats eat things that they shouldn't.

[Babs]

Douglas' hobbies includes cialis and sterile environments. Rumored to have once been sodomized with a full bottle of hot sauce.

[Aaarg]

Welcome, Douglas! I'm sure you will enjoy your stay here at the I-Mackory Forum. Things go a <i>bit<\i> fast in these parts, good luck keeping up Rooky!!!!

[Tadao]

also know that Babs will forever be trying to make his mark here with an epic mocking.

also know that it will never happen.

[Babs]

TAD! STOP IT, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE GUYS

[liquidstatik]

..

[Esuohlim]

douglas come back nooooo

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, fuckers >:

[stevetothepast]

so do you still like zelda?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Of course, Breath of the Wild was fantastic. Definitely different.

In other news, Stardew Valley is awesomeeeee. I picked it up last night and can't stop

[captain516]

I think we can write off the rest of this website as dead too :(


In other news, Stardew Valley is awesomeeeee. I picked it up last night and can't stop

My friend is addicted to that game.

[Tadao]

NO YOU'RE DEAD

[RaxaR]

If you're wondering why the site hasn't been updated I would advise looking up Rog's facebook.

[Esuohlim]

holy shit :(

[captain516]

If you're wondering why the site hasn't been updated I would advise looking up Rog's facebook.

I don't have him on Facebook. Did he have a kid or something?

[All Hail Duke]

I don't have him on Facebook. Did he have a kid or something?
wife died

[captain516]

What the fuck, are you serious?


That's horrible. I mean, goddamn.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah :( Circumstances are unclear, but it sounds like it was sudden and unexpected.

I'm the biggest asshole on the internet and I genuinely feel extremely bad for the guy. I can't imagine what he was going through at the time. Hell, what he's still going though now. This is my worst fear.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Oh my god, that's horrible :'(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Seriously, that makes me want to cry :(

[Nick]

I only just found out about it. It's a bit of a shock. I wish I had known sooner.

[Guitar Woman]

Goddamnit, Rog and Re were like the last people this should have happened to. This is a pitch-fucking-black tragedy on every level.

:(

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:(

[Nick]

From what I know I wouldn't expect the site to update anymore unless the other three come back to it. It's all very tragic.

[RaxaR]

I would say start saving any articles you want in case the domain expires.

[Nick]

I might not have frequented the site as much as I did when I was younger, but it'd suck to lose it.

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https://reddit.com/r/imockery

[captain516]

Dammit, I didn't want to be proven right. Not like this...

[captain516]

I would say start saving any articles you want in case the domain expires.

Is there a way to back up the entire site to Wayback Machine? Other than saving each page individually, I mean.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

This is all heartbreaking :(