NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[Kitsa]

That must have been the snowy one I flipped past on TV.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That was probably it. Lot of snow the first half.

[MarioRPG]

That's how it SHOULD be.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Agreed. I had an inch of snow on the top of my shoes.

[Kitsa]

My dad took me to a Packers game once in the middle of winter, in the nosebleed seats. That was an experience.

[da blob]

For some unknown reason I remembered HELM and thought I'd come and say hi.
He ain't here anymore, doesn't he. Crap.

[Tadao]

For some unknown reason I remembered HELM and thought I'd come and say hi.
He ain't here anymore, doesn't he. Crap.

Doesn't he indeed.

[Pentegarn]

There were words in that sentence :themoreyouknow

[Pentegarn]

For some unknown reason I remembered HELM and thought I'd come and say hi.
He ain't here anymore. Doesn't he crap?

Maybe he meant it this way?

To which I would reply

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/books.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

There were words in that sentence :themoreyouknow

http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/image/composition/8349019/view/1/type/png/width/280/height/280

[Pentegarn]

http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/image/composition/8349019/view/1/type/png/width/280/height/280



:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

This reminds me of the other book, which has an interesting "option" if viewed on Amazon:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QJG0HXGML._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg

Uh. How about, "No."

[executioneer]

For some unknown reason I remembered HELM and thought I'd come and say hi.
He ain't here anymore, doesn't he. Crap.
no he only posts on somethingawful and various ags forums i think :(

[shadowweaver]

I dunno, the title said "new users," sooo.......

[Zhukov]

Soooo.....?

[Pentegarn]

*drum roll*

[shadowweaver]

so, I don't get it, it was elephant's asses and poop and whatnot instead of "hi, my names astrid, and I love star trek and weeble wobbles"

[Colonel Flagg]

Fill out the form, in memory of the late, great Rev. Danno:

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

[da blob]

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno
Name- da blob
Age- not getting any younger, which means 38 now, if you can believe it
job- high school teacher. Yep, that's it, got a new job (biology and shit)
where are you at?- france, although I moved down south
how did you find out about this site?- one morning I woke up and thought "I wonder what Helm is becoming !" so I came back to check. Sorta.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Haven't read it in ages.
why did you start posting- see 2 lines above
Level of Educ.- this wouldn't interest you
hobbies- doing nothing.
fav. music/band- fates warning ATM
fav. book- nothing ATM
fav. movie- 12 monkeys army ATM
Fav. Video Game- none.
fav. food- food.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- GTFO
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm not going to stay. Bye folks.

[Pentegarn]

so, I don't get it, it was elephant's asses and poop and whatnot instead of "hi, my names astrid, and I love star trek and weeble wobbles"

That's why most new people read the first post where the directions would be located.

[executioneer]

yeah but i can understand why someone would not want to start at page 1 on a 151 page thread :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There should be a hotlink to the NEW USERS page 1 in the "Welcome, thanks for joining PM"

[Zhukov]

Bye, Da Blob.

[executioneer]

bye lady who wanted to play magic online forever ago :( i never got the nerve up to talk to you on msn about it, because i am some sort of aspie or something :lol

[Pentegarn]

yeah but i can understand why someone would not want to start at page 1 on a 151 page thread :lol

I meant read just the first post which in any thread generally tells you what the thread is about. Not read the thousands after it. :lol

I usually read the first post then the last page or (if time permits) two. Gives me a general idea of the thread's purpose and the way it is currently flowing.

[Terra]

I remember da blob she was cool.

[Miss Modular]

I live in Western N.Y., around the Rochester area. (Palmyra to be more specific.)

Holy Shit! Palmyra? I live in Geneva. I also have lived in Ithaca. Driving through Routes 21 & 31 is my favorite way to get to Rochester, as I hate to take the Thruway.

[drexydefighter]

Name- Drexy
Age- 21
Job- Web Developer
Where you at?- NY, NY
Why did you start posting?- TO GET ATTENTION.
How long have you been on the board?- last month.
Hobbies- outdoor sport.
Favorite Music/Band- Ol' ROCK AND ROLL, PUNK
Favorite Book- Insomnia - Stephen King.
Favorite Movie- Avatar
Who do you hate most on this board?- INTERNET TRAILER TRASH, Generic garbage, Repetitious dregs of ignorance.
What is that smell?- axe.

[executioneer]

Name- Drexy
what is that short for

What is that smell?- axe.
ew

[Evil Robot]

NY, NY

[Colonel Flagg]

Favorite Movie- Avatar

Oh boy.

[executioneer]

double ew

[executioneer]

waaait a minute he changed his sig, it's a spambot :(

[executioneer]

a really SMART one, too, if it answered all the questions

[bigtimecow]

danger autonomy has been breached

[executioneer]

it copy/pasted at least two bits from mradventure's post on page 1, probably just harvested from the rest of the thread

still kind of scary though

[namssob]

Name-Frank
Age-46
job-care taker at this time
where are you at?- Philly
how did you find out about this site?-googled(snow sucks)
what's your favorite thing about the site?-I'll let ya know
why did you start posting-cause i'm here
Level of Educ.-asst degree
hobbies-many
fav. music/band-Pink Floyd
fav. book-none
fav. movie- i have many
Fav. Video Game-old school asteroids
fav. food-ALL
In high school you were voted most likely to...-F up
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I hate snow and ice:lol
__________________

[The Leader]

Are you a spambot?

[executioneer]

dont think so, ip's from approximately the right place

[Grislygus]

I'm a shazzbot, does that help

[elx]

ahaha, googled snow sucks and the first result was i-mockery, that's too good.
and welcome frank, hope you stick around.

[Colonel Flagg]

where are you at?- Philly


What neighborhood? Philly is a big area.

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I hate snow and ice:lol

Me too, brother. You gots a snowblower?

[Zhukov]

Hello Frank.

I've seen snow before, and I really quite enjoyed the experience. I don't know what everyones problem is.

[Pentegarn]

The spambots are learning. Isn't this pretty much how Skynet started?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm a shazzbot, does that help

:lol

[namssob]

Hello and thanks for the warm welcome! I'm in the Frankford section or ghetto as I call it, and asof today my street is still rutted ice. I got out yesterday and it was like driving a train you don't have to steer just stay in the ruts and hope you don't hit anything. Hopefully the weather will break a and all will go back to it's abbynormal self.

[The Leader]

Destroy it, Willie. Destroy it before it is too late.

[bigtimecow]

...it's learning :/

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm in the Frankford section or ghetto as I call it

You can't get to heaven on the Frankford El.

[executioneer]

i like how you guys are bein' all paranoid about a dude who clearly just typed "bossman" backwards when one of the more prolific posters on this msg board is named "milhouse" backwards

also his email matches his IP / ISP. not a bot.

[The Leader]

For someone who is 46 and American, is English is shit. Like a robot.

[Pentegarn]

He should make his avatar a random hot chick. That will throw us off the scent :P

[namssob]

hay guy s can I ask what this web bot crap is about. Do ya meen you have robots on these forums? I ' m not trying to be funny I'm just ignorant.

[The Leader]

HAVE YOU BEEN SENT FROM THE FUTURE? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[Colonel Flagg]

We're just waiting to see what it is that you want to sell.

EDIT: WOWGOLD WOWPOWERLEVELING WOWBAGGER

[executioneer]

the internet is swarming with robots, dude

all tryin' to sell you pills to make your d*ck bigger and chinese knockoffs of popular handbag and shoe brands

[stevetothepast]

don't tread on the robots willie, they are just trying to make an honest dollar and support their little robot families.

[Pentegarn]

All most robots really sell are weird porn and nekkid pics of people you never want to see nekkid

[Esuohlim]

i like how you guys are bein' all paranoid about a dude who clearly just typed "bossman" backwards when one of the more prolific posters on this msg board is named "milhouse" backwards

Haha! You are the correct executioneer! I enjoy talking on message boards having fun talking with freinds while having a good time on message boards. If you would like to please tell me aout the fun I can have on this message board I would appreciate it! Thanks for the welcome!

kl8lkm

[executioneer]

could we talk about where to find some brass fittings? i would thank you from the bottom of my heart
free boner pills (http://www.tigers)

[Pentegarn]

Engrish is fun

[Zhukov]

This thread is like a night out; I keep meeting people but I never talk to them ever again and I never get any phone numbers.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

instead of it saying new user in small little yellow letters it should just say banned.

[Zhukov]

That's a pretty good idea. I can see that working out.

[Pentegarn]

instead of it saying new user in small little yellow letters it should just say banned.

It would save a heck of a lot of time and paperwork :lol

[Tadao]

We already have 2 of you.

[Tadao]

Sorry I typed in full English words. I refuse to type it to you in your little gay internet speak. I have a full keyboard on my computer and all the keys work. Get a higher education.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Who's the other one?

[The Leader]

I don't think that this forum is right for you. You see, the thing is, you're an idiot without taste. We accept idiots with taste and intelligent people without, but there must be something positive about you.

[The Leader]

I really hope that you're someone's character on here.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i got a sick tight flow and im prety funny. my shit is like dane cook but more verstile. u got a myspace?


:lol Classic

[Grislygus]

I would have liked this character if he'd quoted Don't Be a Menace in South Central

[Grislygus]

"DRINKIN BEER, SMOKIN WEED, AND OTHER KINDS OF ILL SHIT"

[executioneer]

I really hope that you're someone's character on here.
ding ding ding

[Babs]

I bet it's "Hickman"

[Kitsunexus]

OK, so I'm 22 years old, I'm still living with my parents in Texas, I'm fat and ugly with especially bad teeth (i should have gotten braces but I never did), and I work at Wal-Mart as floor maintenance. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs and have no interest in sex at all (I don't like it when people touch me). I have an unhealthy obsession with Pikachu (though not in a sexual way) and I blow most of my money on useless crap instead of saving up for college and my own place like I SHOULD be doing. Also I am a Mac user.

So now when you want to flame me, you have material to do it with.

[Otto]

nope, not gonna' do it

[The Leader]

Fill out the form that is on the first page of this thread, Kitsunexus. And makes sure that it is done on the right paper.

[Colonel Flagg]

He should have done this a long time ago. >:

[Zhukov]

Hi Kitsunexus, welcome to the boards :)

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol

[Kitsunexus]

:lol

You missed the sarcasm? WTF, man, I'm the target of it and even I FRICKING UNDERSTOOD THAT. Either he's really bad at conveying tone, or you need to, y'know, use this Internet thing more often.

Also, don't say you were being sarcastic too because that's a cheap and easy way out and YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.

[Supafly345]

What internet have you been on lately

[Tadao]

He's about to cry again.

[Kitsunexus]

What internet have you been on lately

The one that's fucking slow as shit despite buying the high-speed package. :(

[Kitsunexus]

He's about to cry again.

Yeah, but this time I'm going to go FULL EMO and cry while writing really bad poetry. Think you could give me some pointers?

Sorry for the double post. >_<

[Tadao]

Your ignorance is showing again.

[Kitsunexus]

Your ignorance is showing again.

This is the nature of the human race. XD

[Zhukov]

Were you talking about ME being sarcastic? I was being fucking serious. :|

[Colonel Flagg]

I was laughing at Z.

Who are you again? :confused

[Terra]

OK, so I'm 22 years old, I'm still living with my parents in Texas, I'm fat and ugly with especially bad teeth (i should have gotten braces but I never did), and I work at Wal-Mart as floor maintenance. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs and have no interest in sex at all (I don't like it when people touch me). I have an unhealthy obsession with Pikachu (though not in a sexual way) and I blow most of my money on useless crap instead of saving up for college and my own place like I SHOULD be doing. Also I am a Mac user.

So now when you want to flame me, you have material to do it with.

Oh dear. You should have stopped at "I'm 22 years old," son. You're never getting out of here in one piece now.

Vio con Dios.

[StuntDouble]

What the Hell, I'll play along.

Name-Chris
Age-28
job-Deputy Sheriff (for now)
where are you at?- Virginia
how did you find out about this site?-Not sure, I think it was a random Google search
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Too hard to choose..
why did you start posting-I'm a glutton for punishment
Level of Educ.-B.S. in CJ
hobbies-fishing, knives, guns, video games, zomibie killing
fav. music/band- pretty much getting hooked on anime and video game soundtracks.
fav. book-World War Z
fav. movie-Grosse Pointe Blank
Fav. Video Game-Doom 2
fav. food-Pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to- Hmm..they probably thought I was going to shoot up the place..
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm not sure, is there? __________________

[Zhukov]

Welcome, Chris. Chances are that this is your first and last post.

[Wiffles]

You guys are in for a world of painfully awesome goodness! ^.^

[Tadao]

BEAT IT GUYS, IT'S THE COPS!

[Colonel Flagg]

He gets points for filling out the form. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://membres.lycos.fr/eurobarrecash/affiches/doofy.jpg

[Terra]

Don't worry Chris! I'll draw their fire!

[bigtimecow]

sheva!

[Sam]

WESKER!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

KOBBBBRRAAA KKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[StuntDouble]

Zhukov,

We'll see.

Terra,

Much appreciated. Gives me time to find the pieces for my rifle. Who knew you're supposed to assemble it before you to into battle..

[Tadao]

NARC!

[StuntDouble]

Tadao,

You're right. I'm here to spy on and report all illicit activities perpetrated by the I-Mockery community. Soon, all your base will belong to us.

[Terra]

This is a good time to jump ship.

[Kitsa]

I always think of this.

-jogNJd5azg

[Terra]

The show with the giant, white, flying poodle?? :)

[KatiesGoldenDust]

The Never Ending Story! I used to love that movie..

[Zhukov]

Used to, now you LOATHE it.

[Wiffles]

Tadao,

You're right. I'm here to spy on and report all illicit activities perpetrated by the I-Mockery community. Soon, all your base will belong to us.

You must be from the internet police =3

[El Renardo]

I never did introduce myself, so here's the introduction.


Name - Luke

Age - 20

Job - When college is in session, I work as a tutor and peer reviewer. When college is not in session, I work as a handyman.

Where are you at? - I'm somewhere in or near the Allegheny National Forest

How did you find out about this site? - I performed an archive binge on a webcomic that I read regularly, and a post listed under one of the comics linked to Pixel Pals. I've explored the I-Mockery jungle since then.

What's your favorite thing about the site? - It's a tie between the Shorts and the Games sections.

Why did you start posting? - I was in for the laughs.

Level of Educ. - I'm working on a Mathematics Education 7-12 major.

Hobbies - I write comics; I typically do those on Microsoft Paint. Outside of the comic writing, I balance a social life, (school)work and free-time.

Fav. music/band - I prefer listening to classic or alternative rock, although I like a variety of music outside of those genres.

Fav. book - Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn by Robert Holdstock

Fav. movie - It's a tie between Hitman and Inglourious Basterds.

Fav. Video Game - Of the games on the current consoles, my favorites are Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots and Resident Evil 5. Of all time, the Megaman and Megaman X series are my favorites, specifically Megaman 1-6 and Megaman X 4-6.

Fav. food - If I had to select a cuisine overall, I'd say that Italian is my favorite cuisine, with Chinese cuisine as a close second. If it's a particular food item, then I'd say a pizza of mostly any sort (I'm not taking anchovies or plain cheese pizzas).

In high school you were voted most likely to - ... be compared to Nikola Tesla or Albert Einstein. I'd be compared to Tesla because of my inherent craziness, and I'd be compared to Einstein because I'm crazy at math.

Is there anything else we should all know about you? - The comics I write usually include humor related to, but not limited to, the following: math I've learned in college so far (Discrete and Calculus are two of my integral maths), biology, philosophy, religion, certain video games, and forum stuff (trolls, internet memes, the like). Other than that, I've got nothing else.

[Grislygus]

hEY ElreTARDO

ha ha oh man, I'm a fucking genius

[El Renardo]

hEY ElreTARDO

ha ha oh man, I'm a fucking genius
Indeed you are, Piglygus.
(Gris is Norwegian for "pig.")

[Grislygus]

the fuck is this norweigian shit, you seem more like a norWEINER to me ha ahahah

[El Renardo]

Have you been feeling a bit grizzly lately, GRIZZLYgus? Your humor is to entertaining as grizzly bear is to fierce. Ah haha.

[Zhukov]

Good jokes fellas :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Classic mockwars material.

[Vin_Tybul]

*sigh* Might as well get it over with.


Name- Tony

Age- 35

job- disabled

where are you at?- Tennessee

how did you find out about this site?- Google searching boobs or berries. Don't remember. Probably boobs. It was boobs. Somehow I ended up on the Booberry site, then followed the link at the bottom of the page to here.

what's your favorite thing about the site?- The retro-gaming stuff.

why did you start posting- I figured, "Why not?"

Level of Educ.- High School Grad

hobbies- video games, fishing (It find it relaxing. Gtfo.)

fav. music/band- varies from classical, to classic rock, '80's metal, to alternative

fav. book- The Invisible Man, Bag of Bones

fav. movie- horror movies, especially involving zombies

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I haven't killed anyone yet, but my schedule is always open, so who knows?

[Tadao]

*sigh*

Is that code for "I'm gay"?

[Vin_Tybul]

Nope.

I just find it awkward.

Kinda like attending your first AA meeting, where you introduce yourself, and everyone goes, "Hi so-and-so", in the creepy monotone voice.

[Tadao]

Ah, so then you are a conformist or perhaps feel the need to fit in somwhere? Maybe the tough guy avatar and the "I haven't killed anyone yet, but my schedule is always open, so who knows?" thing is just a cry of attention?

Maybe you could really tell us about yourself. Like what makes you a cripple?

[Tadao]

Fine, let me help then.

http://www.flickr.com/people/vin_tybul/

" I'm a disabled guy who spent most of my life working in the Auto Collision field, and later, factory work.

I'm into video games, but, nowadays, who isn't?

My sense of humor is.... peculiar, unless you're a male member on my dad's side of the family, then it seems perfectly normal. Okay, I have a perverted sense of humor, alright?

Well, I guess that's all, or enough...."


http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4403107168_73e392c680.jpg

[Tadao]

You neglected to mention that you wack off to underage Asian cartoons.


:(

[Vin_Tybul]

I just wanted to get it out of the way, and I've never cared about getting attention.

As far as being disabled, I broke my back when I was thirteen, in a very stupid way. I was on a water slide at a church camp that went down a steep hill. The guy in front of me stopped, and I managed to stop before crashing into him. A guy waiting at the top decided that that was the perfect time to start down the slide. He hit me square in the back (with his legs together instead of open), sending all of us down to the pool at the end. I couldn't feel or move my legs for several minutes, but the feeling finally came back.

I didn't get it checked out until years later, because no one ever gave a serious thought to my back being broken (in the doctors' minds, 13-year-olds can't have broken backs). Long story short, the MRI showed that it had been broken, and calcium deposits had formed in an attempt to heal itself. There are peices of vertebrae missing, with deteriorated, herniated discs sandwiched in between where it had healed. The discs on either side were bulging, and also beginning to deteriorate. This was in 2002. Now, I can hardly get around, can't do anything for any real amount of time, and I have to sleep in a damn recliner because I cannot lay down in a bed.

Sorry this was so long, but you asked.

[Tadao]

It's ok, what I wack off to if even worse. :sadclownface

[Vin_Tybul]

Nope, that was something I made a year or two ago.

Sorry, cartoons don't do it for me.

[Tadao]

My back is worse than yours, so suck it up tough guy.

[Vin_Tybul]

How so?

[Tadao]

Ankylosing Spondylitis

[Vin_Tybul]

Yep, you win.

Not really win, but that tops my problems.

[Tadao]

That and I jerk off to puke porn. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!

[Vin_Tybul]

Hey, to each their own.

I saw some zombie porn the other day that was..... interesting, to say the least.

[Tadao]

Interesting? Have you seen your own flicker? Why the fuck do you want to rape 10 year old asian girls?

[Vin_Tybul]

I don't, but if that's what you want to believe, you go right ahead.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

DANNY don't you dare give him the secret site link!

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

This guy won't admit his depravity. WTF is wrong with people?

[Vin_Tybul]

As long as it isn't about raping children, then cool.

That's just something you don't do.

[Tadao]

Interesting? Have you seen your own flicker? Why the fuck do you want to rape 10 year old asian girls?

I don't, but if that's what you want to believe, you go right ahead.

From his flicker

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2779/4403107158_09235b030a.jpg

:(

[Vin_Tybul]

Where does it say that she is a ten year old?

Nowhere.

[Tadao]

Yeah, that always holds up in court. Keep practicing your suprised face.

[Dixie]

http://www.jumpgateevo.com/images/competition/22.jpg

[Dixie]

that goes for all of you

[Vin_Tybul]

Whatever. You keep talking out of your ass, then.

[Tadao]

Awwwwwwwwwww the big tough guy has resorted to "whatevers" and "if that's what you want to believe"

Change your avatar to some thing in the Emo realm please.

[Tadao]

*sigh* Might as well get it over with.


Name- Tony

Age- 35

job- disabled

where are you at?- Tennessee

how did you find out about this site?- Google searching boobs or berries. Don't remember. Probably boobs. It was boobs. Somehow I ended up on the Booberry site, then followed the link at the bottom of the page to here.

what's your favorite thing about the site?- The retro-gaming stuff.

why did you start posting- I figured, "Why not?"

Level of Educ.- High School Grad

hobbies- video games, fishing (It find it relaxing. Gtfo.)

fav. music/band- varies from classical, to classic rock, '80's metal, to alternative

fav. book- The Invisible Man, Bag of Bones

fav. movie- horror movies, especially involving zombies

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I haven't killed anyone yet, but my schedule is always open, so who knows?

I'm just playing lover, it's just that you instrests stood out so strongly and I was jealous that I can't be more like you. :(

[Vin_Tybul]

I'll pass, but you keep up that great detective work there, Columbo.

[Tadao]

:hat

omgwhatapussyassfgthesallyoursnowilikethemwithalit tlemorefight

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

DAMN ALL OF YOU AND YOUR RAPING DICK ZOMBIES.

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE DRINKING!

[Tadao]

you think i'm sober?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Only one way to find out.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

LOOKS LIKE I"M A CALLIN YOU OUT.

[Tadao]

I passed out. :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.

[spazboy]

Hi my name's spazboy and I like long walks on the beach and posting in internets forums. I also like hugs and sunshine and was the potential future father of glowbelly's as-of-then-yet-unborn-children-had-she-not-been-able-to-find-a-suitable-mate in a totally legit and not weird pact.

[Zhukov]

...And also I am possibly from Sydney.

[spazboy]

Sydney?

Depends how you define 'from'. I have previously lived in Sydney (Holsworthy, Ingleburn), I have lived near Brisbane, elsewhere in southeast queensland, Melbourne (Frankston, Rosebud, Rye, Blairgowrie, Portsea), and I once lived in a frigging awesomely beautiful heritage listed house on Davey street in Hobart as well as a tiny shitbox around the corner in Sandy Bay.

I'm actually quite interested as to the source of your speculation on my 'from' though!

[Zhukov]

Wild guess.

[Zhukov]

I don't know why I thought that would make sense.

[spazboy]

phew, I've been internet chased out of here by torch wielding e-mobs a couple of times before. One fellow kindly offered to give me some free training in being more sensitive to the plight of others on the internet should I happen to meet him at a train station somewhere along the frankston line.

[Zhukov]

I see.

[Babs]

Is your avatar a picture of yourself?

[Shadowdancer21b]

Hello. I am Shadowdancer two one Bravo or Shadowdancer21b. I was a combat engineer in the US Army Reserve and I am a geek of many stripes. I have a blog where I talk about my adventures in the military, my D&D campaign and reviews for video games, movies, books, and comics. If you are interested, you can look me and my friends up on www.overlordnetwork.com (http://www.overlordnetwork.com). Or not. Whatevs.

[Colonel Flagg]

Or you could fill out the handy form that every new user in the past 6 months has successfully ignored. :\

Other than that, I hope you're not just here to hawk your blog and actually have something to contribute. Welcome. :\

[Zhukov]

Hold me closer, Shadowdancer.

[captain516]

I look forward to hearing your manly war stories.

[Pentegarn]

Or you could fill out the handy form that every new user in the past 6 months has successfully ignored. :\

Other than that, I hope you're not just here to hawk your blog and actually have something to contribute. Welcome. :\

What The Colonel really wants to know is:

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

And you have to do what he says, he's a Colonel and he outranks you

[The Leader]

I'm not clicking on that link until he starts posting. Of course he joined last year and I don't think he's posted at all so fuck him.

[The Leader]

Oh wait, he's posted 11 times, all in the comment section of articles. I guess he finally found the forums.

[Pentegarn]

We have forums? :confused

[spookware]

Name- On a public forum? really.
Age-35
job- Electronics tech
where are you at?- currently in the eastern tip of the Indian Ocean.
how did you find out about this site?- searched Google for the Good game girl called HEX and someone on here posted the wrong picture of said girl, followed the link.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- abuse.
why did you start posting- well rather be in the game than out.
Level of Educ.- Uni or college as you have over there
hobbies- Kids
fav. music/band- Placebo/ guns and roses
fav. book- anythink by Dean Koontz
fav. movie- Trainspotting or Fight Club
Fav. Video Game- BF2
fav. food- Cheeseburgers
In high school you were voted most likely to...- stay skinny
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I eat a lot of biscuits.

[Esuohlim]

what's your favorite thing about the site?- abuse.

35 possibly female and likes abuse.

Tadao's gonna love you

[Pentegarn]

She (if in fact she is a she) can read the hitting women thread :lol

[Zhukov]

how did you find out about this site?- searched Google for the Good game girl called HEX and someone on here posted the wrong picture of said girl, followed the link.
.
YOU'RE WELCOME :picklehat

Perth?

[Dimnos]

:obligatorytitsorgettehfuckout

[Colonel Flagg]

Welcome aboard, Spooky. :)

Note how the form was filled out there, Shadow.

[spookware]

YOU'RE WELCOME :picklehat

Perth?


I do put my head down in Perth but not when i'm on a oil rig raping the earth for Gas.

[Zhukov]

Oh, the ACTUAL ocean. Ok.

[Wiffles]

its cool that you have internets in them oil rigs ^.^

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What's a Perth?

[Zhukov]

A hip hop crew.

[Tanuki]

Well, I joined two years ago but never actually posted on here...so...

Age-Turned 20 this year. Whoo!
job- I'm a college student, but other than that I volunteer at the humane society.
where are you at?- Maryland
how did you find out about this site?- Actually, there was a link to your "Dead Alive" review once on the wikipedia page for the movie.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Anything having to do with reviewing movies.
why did you start posting- Because I like you guys. :3
Level of Educ.- Junior in college
hobbies- Collecting toys, gaming, hiking, sewing, writing, cosplay
fav. music/band- Hard to say...I do wanna say that I think one of the new vocaloids, GUMI, sounds pretty good, especially her song "Our 16bit Warz." As for American artists, I really like Lita Ford.
fav. book- I just got Megaman Megamix and I really like it.
fav. movie- The Mystery Science Theater version of Puma Man.
Fav. Video Game- Don't ask me that! There's too many! Though I've been hooked on BlazBlue lately...
fav. food- Crab
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Heheh, no one liked me in high school... *sulk*
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I hope to work in the gaming industry someday.

[Tadao]

Are you Japanese?

[Tanuki]

Are you Japanese?
No, why does that matter?

If you are asking because of the username, I think the real-life Japanese Raccoon-Dogs are cute. And yes, I know the mythology behind Tanukis.

[Sam]

It's okay, Tadao isn't Japanese either. :rolleyes

JUST SOME METHED-OUT CHINAMAN.

[Pentegarn]

*Generic comment about building railroads

[Esuohlim]

hobbies- cosplay

Banned

[Tadao]

I know all about Tanuki, I was just wondering if you were Japanese. Why are you so defensive about it?

[The Leader]

Clearly she's racist.

[Tanuki]

I know all about Tanuki, I was just wondering if you were Japanese. Why are you so defensive about it?
Heh, sorry...I'm used to being forced to defend myself because of my interests; you know what I mean? Not every anime fan/cosplayer is the same, but some people seem to think they are. I'm glad this place is much more relaxed.

Cute bunny, by the way. Is it yours or just some random rabbit?

[Kitsa]

It's his candy. Don't get in the van!

[Kitsa]

*Generic comment about building railroads

I almost made an adjustment for state and ethnicity but then stopped for fear that Tadao would get all butthurt about it.

Then he could come back at me with some real zinger about the Dreyfus Affair or French concentration camps or kick-a-ginger day or something.

[Pentegarn]

See you clearly should have then. It would have been gold :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What day is kick a ginger day this year?

[Zhukov]

Tuesday.

[Fathom Zero]

Children still do that?

[Tadao]

Heh, sorry...I'm used to being forced to defend myself because of my interests; you know what I mean? Not every anime fan/cosplayer is the same, but some people seem to think they are. I'm glad this place is much more relaxed.

Cute bunny, by the way. Is it yours or just some random rabbit?

A 20 year old woman who likes to dress in costumes and has yellow fever? I APPLAUD YOUR INTERESTS!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/396be76a-9025-43ec-a5f9-60d521938903.jpg

[Tanuki]

A 20 year old woman who likes to dress in costumes and has yellow fever? I APPLAUD YOUR INTERESTS!
Hey, it's not like I dress in costumes every damn day. And what do you mean by Yellow Fever? It's not like I want to live in Japan or something.

[Tadao]

I'm just saying that I think it's cool that you dress up and like Asian stuff. Geeeeez. Relax baby, it's only the tip.

[Tanuki]

*sigh*

I'm just gonna drop it.

[Wiffles]

Dont be ashamed of your hobby and let people degrade it otherwise. I think its cool ^^

[Zhukov]

Don't listen to Tadao he's a jerk sometimes.

[Tadao]

SOMETIMES? >:

[Wiffles]

he's like that cause hes a fluffy wuffy hunny bunny that needs some tender loving <3

[Tadao]

With sharp pointy teeth

[Fathom Zero]

Don't trust Wiffles. She's the Antichrist.

[Kitsa]

I think you'll get on well with Wiffles, actually.

[Tadao]

who?

[MLE]

Tanuki, where in MD are you? Near Baltimore, Annapolis, DC, or somewhere else?

[Tadao]

Don't trust MLE, she's a convicted rapist. :(

[Tanuki]

Tanuki, where in MD are you? Near Baltimore, Annapolis, DC, or somewhere else?
Small town in HoCo. I go to school in Towson.

[Zhukov]

Don't listen to Tanuki, I'm not sure if they're a male or female for sure.

[MLE]

I live right by Towson :> I wouldn't be surprised if I've seen you at Alternate Worlds.

[Tanuki]

I live right by Towson :> I wouldn't be surprised if I've seen you at Alternate Worlds.
Never heard of it.

I'm a girl, dammit, my pics are in the pictures thread.

[MLE]

I live just north of Towson and went to school at CCBC Catonsville. So yeah, you're in my area. Alternate Worlds is a great comics shop that also holds great collectibles too.

[Tadao]

GREAT, NOW EITHER POST PICS OF YOU 2 KISSING OR FUCK OFF

[MrAdventure]

godd idea were fresh out of lezbos

[Grislygus]

It's okay, Tadao isn't Japanese either. :rolleyes

JUST SOME METHED-OUT CHINAMAN.

who swam to hawaii where he got bombed by gamma rays in a goverment experiment to create a jobless asian that would live off of something other than welfare


mainly his girlfriend and the suckers he sells bad meth to

[Zhukov]

:lol

[Wiffles]

he is a mutant of his kind, I know this asian guy too who mooches off his parents and girlfriend, he's supposed to be a musician but doesn't really have any gigs and hates "normal" work. As for bunny-man its understandable since he has cooties, which makes him unfit for prolonged work.

[Tadao]

I tell the ladies in my life that I can't work, show them an x-ray, and then they let me lounge around the house and buy me beer. Go figure.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Man, I want that life.

[Fathom Zero]

IT AIN'T NO USE TO SIT AND WONDER WHY, BABE

[Dimnos]

Ask T if he will mail you one of his x-rays.

[Tadao]

I was gonna suggest selling him some of the early stages x-rays. ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have a crippy car accident lumbar, just not as bad as yours yet.

[Kitsa]

What the fuck, I tell people I can't work and they're like OH YOU CAN DO THIS FOR ME THEN.

[Dimnos]

They are just trying to help a woman stay empowered.

[Tadao]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I told my gf when she's off work getting ready to bear the fruit of my loins she's going to have to enter my coca-cola points in.

[Kitsa]

She'll be too busy entering pampers points.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gonna get some designer coke diapers

[Kitsa]

You'll learn, you'll learn.

Hey, if I refer you to diapers dot com, I get ten bucks. Then if you refer someone, you get ten bucks.

[The Doctor]

Name- Patrick
Age- 30
job- Teacher
where are you at?- East Coast of Canada
how did you find out about this site?- searching for old nes stuff and found the article NES the good the bad and the ugly (like 2 years ago)
what's your favorite thing about the site?- yet to find something uninteresting
why did you start posting- been lurking for far too long
Level of Educ.- University
hobbies- collecting stuff, baseball, molding my three year old in all things that are cool
fav. music/band- Pink Floyd
fav. book- The Rum Diary
fav. movie- Cool Hand Luke, Swingers, or maybe High Fedelity or...far too many
Fav. Video Game- The Legend of Zelda
fav. food- Beef Panang
In high school you were voted most likely to...-not be a teacher or be lost in a sea of tie dye
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I am currently watching all Doctor Who episodes (from 1963-present) and have made it to the fourth doctor ('77)

[Shadowdancer21b]

Name-Stephen
Age- 26
job- Cubicle Monkey
where are you at?- Utah
how did you find out about this site?- I found a link somewhere...honestly don't know....
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I love the sheer variety to be found here.
why did you start posting- I want to meet people with similar interests, and yes, plug my blog. I'll try to not be annoying about it.
Level of Educ.- some college
hobbies- Tabletop RPGs, video games, literature, poetry, blogging and reviewing, dancing
fav. music/band- My tastes are eclectic, but I love melodic and symphonic metal. Savatage especially.
fav. book- The Dark Tower Cycle.
fav. movie- Princess Mononoke
Fav. Video Game- tie between Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
fav. food- teriyaki chicken.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Go on a killing rampage
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm going to start being more active on the forums and I'll even share some of my "Every Soldier has a Story to Tell" blogs and reviews! I'm hoping to be selected for a contributor for the Halloween Weeklies. Peace!

[Zhukov]

Hey guys welcome.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You'll learn, you'll learn.

Hey, if I refer you to diapers dot com, I get ten bucks. Then if you refer someone, you get ten bucks.


Refer away!

[Blasted Child]

Been here on and off for quite some time but never did this form. Not that it matters. But what matters? Anyhow, here goes:

Name- B. Child
Age- 29
job- Teacher, my subjects are English, Swedish and Art
where are you at?- Sweden
how did you find out about this site?- Don't remember exactly. I'm a fairly close friend to Helm, whom most of you oldies should know well enough (well "close" in an internet perspective - we've met several times irl though) and we got to talk about this site once, at least that is how I remember it. Also I enjoyed reading Max Burbank's text, and probably wouldn't have joined if it wasn't for him.

what's your favorite thing about the site?- Burbank's writings. I think he's ingenious.

why did you start posting- don't remember. I frequented some message boards back then and i-mockery kind of stuck.
Level of Educ.- University. Have studied philosophy and some other shit apart from the teacher's program.
hobbies- writing, drawing, music.
fav. music/band- some fav albums: Love - forever changes, The Pretty things - S.F. sorrow, Beatles - the White Album, Dylan - Blonde on Blonde.
fav. book- Narcissus and Goldmund by Herman Hesse
fav. movie- Recently saw Inception and Shutter Island, and they were both awesome so I'll just mention them
Fav. Video Game- don't play any longer, but childhood games like Monkey Island still have this special place in my heart
fav. food- thai or indian

cheers

[stevetothepast]

Name- Patrick
Age- 30
job- Teacher
where are you at?- East Coast of Canada



what part of east coast canada

[The Doctor]

New Brunswick, A little town called Grand Bay. About 20 minutes from Saint John and 45 minutes from Fredericton, you on the East Coast too?

[Danny 4 Eyes]

Name- Danny
Age- 27 (28 on November 2nd)
Job- Assistant Manager of a hardware retailer.
Where are you at?- Bradford, England.
How did you find out about this site?- Random web surfing a few years ago.
What's your favorite thing about the site?- The sheer randomness of it, it's right up my street, and also the use of random phrases such as, "Well if that doesn't just smack you crackers".
Why did you start posting- Commenting on various articles, adding my 2 penneth worth, idle chit chat, random utterings of a madman, that sort of thing.
Level of Educ.- Graduated from University of Central Lancashire with a 2:1 in Ba (Hons) Film and Media Studies.
Hobbies- Films, Reading, Football, Rugby League, Warcraft, Drinking.
Fav. music/band- I like a lot of stuff, but I tend to like Pop-Punk the most, Green Day, Blink 182, The Ataris, that kind of thing.
Fav. book- The Harry Potter series.
Fav. movie- Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Fav. Video Game- Grand Theft Auto IV
Fav. food- Chinese all you can eat buffets, or KFC.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be smiling or cracking jokes.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm 5 foot 8 and love horror films. :rock

[Tadao]

random

[captain516]

I think that once you stop being a teenager you should grow out of Harry Potter.
Not that anyone cares what I think :(

[executioneer]

yeah cause people on this forum grow out of shit at an appropriate time

[executioneer]

ever

[captain516]

And I since have a shelf full of action figures, I shoudn't be talking

[The Doctor]

yeah cause people on this forum grow out of shit at an appropriate time

Thank goodness for that, I thought for a moment I was in the wrong place.

[stevetothepast]

New Brunswick, A little town called Grand Bay. About 20 minutes from Saint John and 45 minutes from Fredericton, you on the East Coast too?

ya I'm in PEI.