NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[Tinatron]

Thank you for the advice about Terra. I'll add that to my notes.

Tina is so the king of monster island.
So like, watch out and stuff.

[Esuohlim]

My previous post still applies, obviously.

[Terra]

As does mine! :)

[Tinatron]

Ahahaha. Well I'll love Milhouse too. Even if his girlfriend is his hand.

[Terra]

Miss Tina, I like you! I think you'll do well here.

Just take notes on EVERYBODY. :)

Don't fall into herd mentality.

[Fathom Zero]

Tina:

I am the most boring personality on I-Mockery. Many people can attest to that fact.

Just thought I'd save you the trouble of finding that out the hard way.

[Tinatron]

Aww shucks.

*blushes*

I promise to take notes and learn the ways of the i-mockery land. I won't disappoint you.

[Tinatron]

Tina:

I am the most boring personality on I-Mockery. Many people can attest to that fact.

Just thought I'd save you the trouble of finding that out the hard way.

Thank you?

[Terra]

Okay now go forth and hobnob in the other threads, lass. "Tis time to leave the lands of "Getting to Know You" and fly from the nest.

Fathom is okay enough. He is into pregnant ladies but is otherwise harmless. Have fun and frolic away! :)

[Tinatron]

Yay!


*runs and frolics*

[Terra]

She's a pip! :)

[Tinatron]

Would you think I'm stupid if I didn't know exactly what you meant by pip? :(

Because if you do, then.. I'm.. not a pip.

[Terra]

It means your spunky. Spirited. It's all good!

[Tinatron]

Well that's good then haha.

I am a very spirited person.

[Terra]

You must now be taught the "Rites of Spawnage" around here.

:otherwise known as "attentionwhoring"

[Fathom Zero]

You'd know a lot about that, wouldn't you, babe?

[Terra]

Yes. I happen to be Queen of the Damned.

Babe.

[Fathom Zero]

Hehe... babe.

[executioneer]

oh shit terra is aaliyah and she's here for revenge RUN

[Supafly345]

Holy cow Aaliyah is hot come on baby punish me

[RaNkeri]

Don't know bout you guys, but no matter how hot a dead person is, I still wouldn't fool with her

[Terra]

RaNkeri the only woman you'll ever get to fuck in your lifetime is a dead one so if I were you, I'd start getting used to the idea. RIGHT NOW

[Terra]

I MEAN REALLY!!!! >:

[RaNkeri]

I can always buy sex. :posh

[Terra]

Now that is sad. :tear

Your hands even refuse to "job" you and you have to buy sex.

[RaNkeri]

My hands aren't equivalent to a woman.

All I need is to take a trip to russia. No relationship, just sex. :posh

[Terra]

You have to leave the country to have sex? I KNEW there was no sex in fLinland.

[RaNkeri]

Nonono, you got it wrong sweetheart. You can have sex in here, but you practically can't buy it. =/

[Fathom Zero]

Shut the fuck up, junkie.

[Grislygus]

Name- An unpronouncable Welsh Spelling of "Reese"
how did you find out about this site?- Through another forum.
why did you start posting- On a whim.
hobbies- Making obscure movie references to old movies, being loud.
fav. music/band- I dunno. Black Sabbath, Led Zep, Maiden, Jethro Tull, Emerson Lake and Palmer... Depends on how I feel at any given moment.
fav. book- The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Undead.
fav. movie- Sword and the Sorcerer. Simply the greatest film of all time.
Fav. Video Game- Giants: Citizen Kabuto
fav. food- Beef ribs.

[Fathom Zero]

Your taste in music is good, as is your avatar.
Welcome, dude!

[executioneer]

i think a few people can pronounce rhys properly thank you

[executioneer]

and would you tell us what your fav. book WAS before the internet ruined your taste please

[Grislygus]

Ha! I'm glad someone knows about the 'Rhys' spelling. Usually, people refer to me as Riss, Rice, Rize, or, in the case of a few unusual friends, Arroz con leche.

Before I learned how to fend off the undead, my favorite book was Onion John... Loved it as a kid, and even today I like its harmless, whimsical feel.

EDIT: Gah! Just read through the Zombie Fundraiser thread. Now I get the "internet ruining tastes" bit. And now my book choice isn't special. Fine. My new favorite book is now officially "Space Time Infinity" by James Trefil. Now I'm special.

[executioneer]

i think i used to have some sort of book collection that had that, sounder, julie of the wolves and some other book in it but i never got past sounder cause its TOO SAD ;_;

[Grislygus]

Well, a prerequisite of any animal story is at least one animal getting maimed/killed/psychologically crushed. Oh, and maybe some humans, too.

[Terra]

Age? Given your preference for certain music, I need to ask that.

[Grislygus]

Eighteen, come August. I'm a n00b in both worlds...

[Terra]

THEN GET IN THE BACK OF THE LINE, YOU DAMNED MONKEY SPUNK!

oh wait. are you a boy or girl?? that changes everything

[executioneer]

he's a man

[Fathom Zero]

He's quite burly.

[camacazio]

Last I checked Fathom Zero doesn't make our welcoming committee.

[Fathom Zero]

Who's "our" referring to?

[Seven Force]

Not you.

[Fathom Zero]

Fair enough.

[Terra]

Actually "nobody" is part of our welcoming commitee. Fathom has just as much right as the rest of us fucktards.

[Terra]

But then again, we probably don't need any okies on our welcoming commitee. such as it is.

right fathom, babe? :)

[Fathom Zero]

Right, babe.

[Terra]

heh he...."babe!"

[MetalMilitia]

Name - Stefan

Age - 19

job - None, I guess student.

where are you at? - Somerset, England

how did you find out about this site? - Don't remember

why did you start posting - Because I used to suck like that

Level of Educ. - About to start my second year of university

Income - As much as the government deem necaccary to give me.

Hobbies - Being a geek on the internet

fav. music/band - Hatebreed, NIN

fav. book - Masters of Doom

fav. movie - Dead man's shoes

Fav. Video Game - Battlefield 2

fav. food - Thai green curry

Who do you hate the most on this board - I hate Sevenforce because he is always like "hi everyone how are you" as if he cares how random people he'll never meet are.

In high school you were voted most likely to... - Be the best person in the world at everything.

[Emu]

Your name is Stefan?

[Seven Force]

why did you start posting - Because I used to suck like that



Used to??

[WhiteRat]

Ohhhhhhh that's a 3rd degree burn!

[MetalMilitia]

Your name is Stefan?

Yes, it is.

[Terra]

Stefan, didn't you already post this shit before? And if that's so, does that mean we all need to start over and reup our own shit too?

[Seven Force]

No.


He's retarded.

[Terra]

I thought he was older than I.

Hell, he's younger than YOU!

[Emu]

I'm turning 20 on the first of July :)

[Seven Force]

I thought you were older than me. :eek

Happy (early) birthday!

[Terra]

Emu is going to be twenty??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I wanted to be the first!!

[MetalMilitia]

Stefan, didn't you already post this shit before? And if that's so, does that mean we all need to start over and reup our own shit too?

Well I did post it about a year ago but lots of things have changed and I wanted to keep you all up-to-date on my interests!

I don't think i'm younger than sevenforce. I thought he was like 17 or something (15 if I go by the pictures he's posted).

[Terra]

He's twenty. But you behave older than he. Will that make you happy?

Hey seven when is your birthday?

[Moobs]

I have a friend called stefan he is german :(

[sloth]

because the prospect of 3 posts in the same day is making me giddy

name - dave
age - 20
job - student/office admin
where are you at? - london/birmingham uni
how did you find out about this site? - SEARCH ENGINE (I think it was the metal mockery page)
education - third year undergrad
income - enough to squander on luxury clothing and the ladyfriend
hobbies - luxury clothing and the ladyfriend
fav. music/band - neurosis
fav. book - alice in wonderland, its the bees knees!
fav. movie - predator
fav. video game - hardly play any more. diablo II had me suckling its filthy teat for far too long though.
fav. food - BBQ ribs, chicken tikka masala, steak. anything that used to have a face.

[Benjamin_Franklin]

Well, ok then. Where to begin? *ponders for a spot* I think the Power Rangers would really drive around in a Volkswagon and run people over, I think Marc Summers' avatar is creepy as hell, and I think that people here really like announcing birthdays.

[Emu]

are you gonna let us get to know you or not

[Pub Lover]

I think the Power Rangers would really drive around in a Volkswagon.
That was a Citroen 2CV, not a Volkswagen.

[Chippy]

Name- Meaghan
Age- 19
job- National Marine Fisheries Service
where are you at?- Nantucket Island, MA
how did you find out about this site?-
why did you start posting- Today (June 29, 2006)
Level of Educ.- I go to Mount Holyoke College
Income- I'm Piss Poor
hobbies- Art, swimming, running, rollerblading, SCUBA diving, horseback riding, comics, bad Sci-Fi movies
fav. music/band- Queen
fav. book- Getting Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks
fav. movie- Pick ONE?! The Lion King, I guess
Fav. Video Game- Ecco the Dolphin
fav. food- Chili
Who do you hate the most on this board- Dunno, I just got here
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Not return to that town

[thetrickthatdenied]

name - Bradley
age - 18
job - student/retail
where are you at? - North Carolina
how did you find out about this site? - ummm.... a walk in?......
education - Just graduated high school
income - between legal and illegal jobs, im in the best threads and clubs
hobbies - luxury clothing, clubbing,
fav. music/band - techno, entity- Wherever you are
fav. book - Tales of the Otori
fav. movie - the diary of Briggete jones
fav. video game - X-box would be mortal kombat, pc would be Never winter nights, and gameboy would be golden sun.
fav. food - Candy

[noob3]

the last time i posted in this thread i was 16 i am 20 now AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED

*cries*

[Terra]

HEY NEW PEOPLE!!! NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN YOU UNLESS YOUR OVER 21 SO PLEASE DON'T REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE A... FEMALE

OR B...A FUCKING MORON

Thank you.

[Emu]

HEY, I'M interested. >:

[Terra]

i hope first mate posts in here.

[thetrickthatdenied]

Hmmm, interested or no, i see no problem with posting here. I dont believe it was against the guidelines.... Bu i suppoese the trailer trash model knows best.

[Grislygus]

Seniority. You and I can't complain.

[Master of Gore666]

Name- Jamie a.k.a Suspect
Age- 18
job- If I told You I'd have to kill You
where are you at?- My Lair
how did you find out about this site?- A Dead Friend
why did you start posting- I Felt like it
Level of Educ.- 2nd Grade
Income- $6,000 A Hit
hobbies- A Head Hunter
fav. music/band- NOFX, ICP, NECRO
fav. book- Anarchist Cook Book
fav. movie- Day Of The Dead
Fav. Video Game- DOOM 3
fav. food- French Fries
Who do you hate the most on this board- I Dont Judge
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Die by the age of 19

[executioneer]

In high school you were voted most likely to...- Die by the age of 19

not soon enough, man

[7odd]

Shuddap
Name- Todd.
Age- 17
job-
where are you at?- Wisconsin
how did you find out about this site?- cousin
why did you start posting- fuck if I know
Level of Educ.- junior going senior in high school
Income- none
hobbies- drawing, games, criticism
fav. music/band- Protoman, System of a Down
fav. book- dunno
fav. movie- um Sin City? yeah
Fav. Video Game- Halo2 or Smash Bros
fav. food- some mother fucking tacos
Who do you hate the most on this board- shit I dont know
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Kill you and your family and anyone close to you.

[Terra]

You hadn't gone and resurrected the titty thread yet. :posh

[WhiteRat]

why don't you just start a new one by posting several pics of your own, in this very thread? I challenge you to take risks in life. Don't be a flatliner.

[Terra]

Speaking of "flatline," how are those hair transplants comming?

[WhiteRat]

BITCH

[fuck.I'm_Sean]

Name- Sean
Age- 18
job- Shelf restocker
where are you at?- home
how did you find out about this site?- Internet
why did you start posting- Yesterday
Level of Educ.- 12th grade
Income- less than 30,000
hobbies- video games
fav. music/band- Circle takes the square
fav. book- vatcher in the rye
fav. movie- 40 year old virgin
Fav. Video Game- Metal Gear Soild series
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one
In high school you were voted most likely to...- die lonely

[Juttin]

The Internet told you to do it, eh? :/

[Fathom Zero]

Vatcher in the Rye is one of my favourite books, as well.

[Juttin]

I like how you put " Less than 30,000", like one of those lowest default answers.

I suppose that is necessary for when Mockery's big plan is unveiled,
Wherein he will mind-rape this whole demographic into giving up their entire built-up income year after year :/

But, enough about MTV for right now

[FlamingPotMan]

Name- Ben T.
Age- 15
job- student
where you at?- Nw Indiana
why did you start posting- ...
how long have you been on the board- First post! :pirate
hobbies- Math, SUCKING.
fav. music/band- ACDC
fav. book- The Westing Game
fav. movie- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Who do you hate the most on this board- ???
what is that smell- Ummm. The dog did it! :fart

[liquidstatik]

lol u suk

[Raziel]

Name- Chris
Age- 14
job- nope :)
where are you at?- Alabama xD
how did you find out about this site?- crousin teh internets :l
why did you start posting- because i can, dammit
Level of Educ.- >_> junior high xD lawl
Income- mowing lawns and allowance =/
hobbies- internets, music, games, etc
fav. music/band- lordi, Twizitd, ICP
fav. book- eh fuck dat
fav. movie- Clerks 2 i nearly shit myself laughing
Fav. Video Game- eh GUN cuz i like to shoot ppl in the head with the dynamite bow
fav. food- chinese food bitch
Who do you hate the most on this board- fuck i just got back only ppl i remember is liak liquidstatik cuz i saw him post before i left x]
In high school you were voted most likely to...- haven't even got there yet x]


yeah >_> noone knows me blah blah blah w/e =/

[liquidstatik]

lol u suk

[MetalMilitia]

Raziel: lawl gtfo

[Raziel]

awwww im loved already x)

[Terra]

Jesus Christ. Another goddamned fucking fetus.

[Raziel]

yes feel all the love

[Misdemonar]

Name- tehnroflalolztomghhahaaomgzn
Age- i to l33t for age.
job- i r haker0z
where are you at?- t3h interwebs
how did you find out about this site?- i teink rog is teh funnzy
why did you start posting- i li3k you guys
Level of Educ.- midd3l schoo3l
Income- 34426328r542365r3265r6325$
hobbies- hax0rzing
fav. music/band- hardcor3 musik
fav. book- i cn't read
fav. movie- sin city
Fav. Video Game- halo 3
fav. food- n00bs hahhahhah
Who do you hate the most on this board- all the non el33t guyz
In high school you were voted most likely to...-to be l33t

[Dire Flamingo]

Name- Fiona
Age- 14
job- Sometimes I babysit horrible demon-spawn.
where are you at?- Califronya
how did you find out about this site?- I saw pictures from the Zombie Walk and had to check it out.
why did you start posting- 'CAUSE I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO
Level of Educ.- Middle School
Income- Very little
hobbies- MARRY AND REPRODUCE
fav. music/band- Led Zeppelin; lately The Stooges, MC5, and The Doors.
fav. book- The Dumb Bunnies Go To The Zoo
fav. movie- Wayne's World, Dogma, Full Metal Jacket, Help!
Fav. Video Game- Curse of Monkey Island or The Sims, if you count how many hours I played.
fav. food- Sushi
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody yet!
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I'll let you know when I actually start.

[MetalMilitia]

Reproducing at 14? Shame on you!

[Dire Flamingo]

Reproducing at 14? Shame on you!
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/25/they_live.jpg
Obey, Consume, Marry and Reproduce.

[Misdemonar]

Your stupid :lol

[executioneer]

more like misdeMOANER :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

No way :tear

[executioneer]

way :eek

[Misdemonar]

Hah, I changed my avatar, I must be cool now, :(

[executioneer]

man way to be a steal factory :x

[executioneer]

or more like a steal MILL get it :lol

[Misdemonar]

Nope :(

[executioneer]

HOMOPHONES RING RING

[Esuohlim]

Wasn't that Rongi's avatar once?

[Fathom Zero]

Misdemonar's Post Count=711

Break out the nachos and Slurpees.

[Tadakichi]

I guess this is as good as any place to start for a noob like me.

Age- 24

job- Electronic tech.

where are you at?- Arkansas

how did you find out about this site?- I've known about it for a long time, just never joined the forum.

why did you start posting- umm, boredom?

Level of Educ.- some college

Income- I don't want to do the math.

hobbies- video games and music mostly.

fav. music/band- experimental rock, classic rock/ no real favorite band.

fav. book- I like a lot of nerdy sci-fi futuristic books, hitchhiker's guide... I don't know what else.

fav. movie- Comedies. I can't pick one.

Fav. Video Game- Civilization series.

fav. food- without a doubt, pizza.

Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody... yet...

In high school you were voted most likely to...- shoot up the school, but I'm really nothing like that. I just used to be anti-social and quiet.

[Guitar Woman]

well, you can spell college right, I guess that's a start.

[DamnthatDavid]

I wants to be cool guys! What if I change my name to DTD? Will I be cool yet?

bah.

Excuse the pathetic attempts to bring the groups IQ into the negatives.

[Chojin]

DAMN THAT AVATAR

[Fathom Zero]

I'm gonna have many nightmares.

[DamnthatDavid]

Stay on topic!

Name- David

Age- 22

job- Unloading Boxes, soon to be Coast Guard

Where do you live- Tacoma, WA, downtown

how did you find out about this site?- Visiting Supafly in his native country, he showed me your site.

why did you start posting- no idea

Level of Educ.- Tech School. Video design and Production

Income- in the negative

hobbies- Everything that I find fun

fav. music/band- 80's Rock

fav. book series- Discworld

fav. movie- (today) Snakes on a Plane

Fav. Video Game- (year) World of Warcrack

fav. food- Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jelly Sandwich

Who do you hate the most on this board- Free love everyone. Dig in.

In high school you were voted most likely to...- What do you mean vote? Hell, no one knew who the hell I was. Everyone knew my sister, but not me.

[Fathom Zero]

"The newest registered user is NotDavid"
Haha.

By the way, when do you officially start serving your country?

[Juttin]

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/pezhammer/dutch.jpg

[CSM-101]

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?- A bumper sticker.
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.- High School
Income-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food- Rice.
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one
In high school you were voted most likely to...

[Seven Force]

Name- Brian

Age- 20

job- UPS - International Package Checker, please do not send me your urine. IF YOU MUST, send it to Canada

Where do you live- West Palm Beach, FL

how did you find out about this site?- Rom Pit Reviews

why did you start posting- Jan 1 2004

Level of Educ.- High School

Income- Yes, come right in

hobbies- Pirating software, making video games

fav. music/band- videogame/chiptune

fav. book series- Animorphs (shut up)

fav. movie- (today) Die Hard 3

Fav. Video Game- Gunstar Heroes

fav. food- sandwiches

Who do you hate the most on this board- as of now, CSM-101

In high school you were voted most likely to... - be succesful, but i hate a lot of people there and i'm going to be vastly unsuccesful out of spite

[CSM-101]

Who do you hate the most on this board- as of now, CSM-101

why do you hate me?

[Grislygus]

Well, it's a little pointless if you're going to make a post in here without any intention of saying anything...

[ArrowX]

Name- Charlie

Age- 17

Job- as of now Unemployed due to the almost dying thing a few months back and I'm in "recovery" soon to be employed Workin at a Safeway Gas Station

Where Do You Live- Grande Prairie, AB

How did you find out about the site?- someone on counterstrike who apammed "www.i-mockery.com!"

why did you start posting- to spread my extra greatness to the internet.

Level of Education- High School

Income- soon to be in the $13.20/h ranges

hobbie- Pirating software, Making Video games, Womanizing.

fav. music/band- Anal Cunt

Fav. book series- Resident Evil Novelizations

Fav movie- True Lies

Fav. Video Game- Resident Evil Series

Fav. Food- Sandwiches

Who do you hate most on this board- Le list of people I like (who like me) is shorter

In high school you were voted most likely to... - Don't know yet.

[DamnthatDavid]

By the way, when do you officially start serving your country?

I go to basic in October, hopefully. Could be delayed due to Bush's plans on re-organizing everything into crap.

New Jersey for basic
Chicago for Bosun/Gunnery training
Flordia for Basic Scuba training

then back to Washington/Oregon to be stationed. Hopefully.

[Seven Force]

jesus! i thought that was guitar woman for a minute >: :lol

[DamnthatDavid]

Well, it isn't. It is completly different in everyway. >:

[Seven Force]

you had me concerned an shit

[Seven Force]

but i guess i still am :( be careful man

[Pub Lover]

Name- Jarv Remilliard
Age- 23
job- Newscaster on a teeny tiny radio station
where are you at?- The future, on the moon. :rolleyes
how did you find out about this site?- Either a google search for scary clowns or evil cheese.
why did you start posting- I ran out of material on the main site and thought the forums would be more of the same. I was totally blown away when Rog posted in my 'Hi I'm new' thread. :eek
when did you start posting? - June 30, 2002
Level of Educ.- High school dropout. :(
Income- Nilch.
hobbies- I AM THE KING OF HOBBIES!, bra gazing, train ignoring, being creepy on the interent.
fav. music/band- Tom Waits
fav. book- 'Crime and Punishment' by Fyodor Dostoevsky, or do I have to list books I've actually read?
fav. movie- His Girl Friday
Fav. Video Game- Stroker on the Commodore 64 :wank
fav. food- Deep-Fried Tofu Chunks.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Usually myself, guys... :(
In high school you were voted most likely to... be a creepy stalker guy. Totally true story. :(

[sadie]

i never knew your name, jarv.

[Immortal Goat]

Name- Taylor Dunnavant
Age- 20
job- Barnes & Noble Cafe' employee
where are you at?- Living room
how did you find out about this site?- Domo Kun's Angry Smashfest
why did you start posting- I was an unfunny cock that thought I needed to be that in public :(
when did you start posting? - April 11, 2003
Level of Educ.- In college now
Income- not enough
hobbies- Movies, games, and Star Wars costuming :(
fav. music/band- almost everything
fav. book- Lord of the Rings
fav. movie- Too many to count
Fav. Video Game- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
fav. food- Umm... any Italian food
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody. I love all of you. Except that one guy.
In high school you were voted most likely to... Nothing. I didn't get voted for anything. Thanks for bringing up that painful memory :(

[executioneer]

Name- william michael mobbs
Age- 29
job- professional mailroom face
where are you at?- the walmart side of olympia washington
how did you find out about this site?- high strung the movie
why did you start posting- TO FEEL LOVED ;_;
Level of Educ.- high school >:
Income- two thousand, four hundred and eighty dollars a month
hobbies- writing computor programs, making faces
fav. music/band- everything that isn't total shit
fav. book- two towers >:
fav. movie- spaceballs
Fav. Video Game- well if computer games count, master of orion 2, otherwise probably resident evil 2
fav. food- crab and cheese wontons
Who do you hate the most on this board- all y'all
In high school you were voted most likely to...- how would i know, i didn't talk to those shitty faggots

[DamnthatDavid]

the walmart side of olympia washington

What... I thought you lived toward Seattle. Bugger that. Saturday Nights, Fools Play Improve at Studio 51 downtown. $5 bucks. This week is Wrestling format.

Website. http://www.thisischris.com/foolsplay/FoolsPlay.html Good luck trying to navigate that flash fest.

[executioneer]

are they any good

[DamnthatDavid]

Most of the time they are fucking hilarious. Once and awhile they are... lame. But the greatness outweighs the lameness.

The Wrestling format is the best... besides the christmas story one they created. Be warned, you have to know 80's pop-culture to understand some of the jokes.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Name- J. Tithonus Pednaud
Age- 30
Job- Voice Actor, Museum Curator/Development Officer
where are you at?- Northern Ontario, Canada
how did you find out about this site?- Browsing the Ether of the WWW.
why did you start posting- Love the site, enjoying these threads and want to add two cents.
when did you start posting? - Right now.
Level of Educ.- Masters in Classics, B.A. in Theology plus a degree in Funeral Services Education. 10 years of post secondary.
Income- Comfortable
hobbies- Ringmaster of www.TheHumanMarvels.com , teratalogical historian, sideshow performer, author, podcast host.
fav. music/band- Schizophrenic in my tastes, everything from Tom Waits to Cannibal Corpse to Wagner and Mozart.
fav. book- Argonautica
fav. movie- Freaks
Fav. Video Game- Doom 3
fav. food- Brie LT.
Who do you hate the most on this board - Time will tell.
In high school you were voted most likely to... be dead by 30 - still kicking, and screaming when off meds.

[FartinMowler]

Your website is very interesting. I will take a few liquoured up friday nights to read it.

[Juttin]

Name- Justin Woody
Age-16
job- Student :rolleyes
where are you at?- Newton, Iowa
how did you find out about this site?- Newgrounds
why did you start posting- Because I got tired of lurking
Level of Educ.- High School
Income-0 Dollars 0 Cents
hobbies- Playing guitar, BEING INTERNET.
fav. music/band- Metal, and Classic Punk
fav. book- Anything on Nostradamus, House of the Scorpion
fav. movie- Um...
Fav. Video Game- KOTOR, Fable, etc.
fav. food- Chinese Food, most types of it.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I try not to :/
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Who's really voting on their peers anymore? Answer me that.

[liquidstatik]

Name- Daniel Howard Tatom
Age-18 [almost 19 :o]
job- i dont have one atm
where are you at?- Ashdown, Arkansas :D
how did you find out about this site?- I forgot, actually. :(
why did you start posting- I was bored w/ everything else on the internet. :X
Level of Educ.- High School
Income- NONE
hobbies- drugs, drawing, muisc, and browsing the internet :O
fav. music/band- uhh i like everything okay
fav. book- i dont read books
fav. movie- idk i really liked gummo =/
Fav. Video Game- i dont play video games
fav. food- SPAGHETTI :D
Who do you hate the most on this board- trash >:
In high school you were voted most likely to...- We didn't have those things. :[

[CSM-101]

Name- :(
Age- :(
job- :(
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?- :(
why did you start posting- :( :(
Level of Educ.- some of 11th grade :(
Income- :(
hobbies- :(
fav. music/band- :(
fav. book- :(
fav. movie- :(
Fav. Video Game- :(
fav. food- :(
Who do you hate the most on this board- The other guy :(
In high school you were voted most likely to...- :(

[Juttin]

GOOOOOOOD ONE

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Name- The Good Reverend Roger
Age- Old as hell.
job- Hired muscle. No, really.
where are you at?- Arizona
how did you find out about this site?- Someone told me about it.
why did you start posting- Because my "job" involves long hours at night with very little to do. Watch my post count skyrocket! Har har.
Level of Educ.- Some college.
Income- Fat bags of filthy lucre.
hobbies- Wasting my free time on the internet.
fav. music/band- Talking Heads (toldja I'm old).
fav. book- Catch 22
fav. movie- Fight Club
Fav. Video Game- Gorf (Yep. Old as hell.)
fav. food- Whatever.
Who do you hate the most on this board- That one guy, you know?
In high school you were voted most likely to...- become a burden on society.

[AngryTinyMan]

Name- Grant K.
Age- 18
job- Student/Family consultant
where are you at?- Northern California
how did you find out about this site?- I was browsing for some info on horror movies, and I came across the review of "Ichi the Killer." I read it, and then the rest of the site too.
why did you start posting- I liked the site so much, I figured the community would be fun, too.
Level of Educ.- High school diploma, and working towards an Associate's Degree.
Income- I work on commission.
hobbies- Internet, walking around places.
fav. music/band- Almost anything is good. Even a bit of rap and country music now and then.
fav. book- Anything by Tim Dorsey.
fav. movie- V for Vendetta, Anchorman, Bean, Shaun of the Dead, Batman Begins.
Fav. Video Game- Phoenix Wright, Ratchet and Clank, Time Crisis, Sweet Home.
fav. food- Pasta. Preferably a stuffed version; tortellini or something. And lots of sauce. Maybe a little cheese on top, too.
Who do you hate the most on this board- The one guy everyone hates but no one ever points out.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Come up with something to vote myself most likely to do.

[Dax Fusaro]

Name- just call me Larry
Age- 32
job- Engineer
where are you at?- Texas.
how did you find out about this site?- The internet
why did you start posting- nothing better to do.
Level of Educ.- High school
Income- $20,000 - $40,000
hobbies- eating
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie- Kill Bill
Fav. Video Game- Metal gear solid
fav. food-
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be shot.

[Juttin]

What happeneed to your normal account?

[Misdemonar]

Name-
Age- 15
job- None
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
why did you start posting- Because I suck like that. :(
Level of Educ.- eigth grade...:(
Income- none
hobbies- Self Pity :(
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself ;(
In high school you were voted most likely to...-I'm not past high school yet.

[DamnthatDavid]

Ye Gods, just kill yourself, you sound depressed. Killing yourself is a sure way to make the hate go away.

[sadie]

seconded.

[Misdemonar]

I'm saving my money for a gun. :x

[DamnthatDavid]

Knife in the wrists. Remember, for best results 2 fingers up from the wrist joint., 1 Slash down, 3 slashes across. Both sides.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Knife in the wrists. Remember, for best results 2 fingers up from the wrist joint., 1 Slash down, 3 slashes across. Both sides.

Remember, kids...it's down the block, not across the street.

[executioneer]

yes thank you for reminding us somethingawful :rolleyes

[safyreschool]

Name-DaVe
Age-25
job-Buyer
where are you at?-nice wording...Va
how did you find out about this site?-when i searched for "the power glove". lol
why did you start posting-boredom...sheer
Level of Educ.-some college
Income-not a lot
hobbies-Music composition
fav. music/band-classical/mozart
fav. book-a brief history of time
fav. movie-2001:a space odyssey
Fav. Video Game-street fighter 2
fav. food-pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board-no one
In high school you were voted most likely to...-stay in high school

[the cats pajamas]

Name- Eva
Age- 19
job- Selfemployed (Computer business; Reset TEchnologies/Photojournalist/Musician
where are you at?- Kangaroo Point, Brisbane.
how did you find out about this site?- the intraweb.
why did you start posting- question to be answered.
Level of Educ.- high school. back to study @ uni next year.
Income- just enough.
hobbies- TUNEEEZZ MAN! Partying in the bush, geetar, twiddling with fruity loops, photography, planning to take over the world with REset
fav. music/band- i'm no fan girl. good musici s good music and that should be enough to anybody. - brad nowel:]
fav. book- ugh lots .. Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintainence.
fav. movie- yeah, i'm unsure.
Fav. Video Game- quake 3 EXCESSIVE
fav. food- $2 tacos, $3 burritos and $4 coronas at the tiki bar tuesdays
Who do you hate the most on this board- haven't been here long enough to decide who i dislike as yet
In high school you were voted most likely to...- find loop holes to finish while doing least possible amount of work woot. that's how things ended up transpiring aswell

[DamnthatDavid]

PICTURES to prove you are a real girl. And not a Fag boy.

[sadie]

like pictures prove anything.

[Chojin]

I DEMAND BLOOD PROOF THAT YOU ARE A REAL GIRL "SADIE" IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME I AM SO ALONE

[the cats pajamas]

David - take the gun out of your avatar and replace it with your penis or I'll just think your yourself are compensating for something you don't have ! :]

[xbxDaniel]

Just admit that you want to see his penis.

[sadie]

I DEMAND BLOOD PROOF THAT YOU ARE A REAL GIRL "SADIE" IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME I AM SO ALONE
i'll send you some placenta on the 25th. ;)

[Chojin]

COOKED?

[executioneer]

dont make nachos with it whatever you do

[Pink]

Name- James
Age-27
job-Biology Teacher
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?- one of my students
why did you start posting- to have fun
Level of Educ.-college
Income- less than $2000
hobbies- Sword training
fav. music/band- The Smiths
fav. book- Cat\'s cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut Jr
fav. movie-2001:a space odyssey
Fav. Video Game-street fighter 2
fav. food- I can cook pastry
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one that I know of
In high school you were voted most likely to...- succeed


EDIT: I have now moved to Salem :)

[Misdemonar]

this guy must be character I don't care what you say.

[DamnthatDavid]

[uote]David - take the gun out of your avatar and replace it with your penis or I'll just think your yourself are compensating for something you don't have ! [/quote]

aye, I don't have my own Revolver. That is actually my friends. I have a 9mm Walther P-38. But I want a... Ohhhh! I get it! your trying to be funny. That is so hot. Now post pictures.

[Japan]

Government politic
how did you find out about this site?- Information
why did you start posting- Information
Level of Educ.- $20.00-$90,000,000,000,000,000.00

[Jixby Phillips]

Government politic
how did you find out about this site?- Information
why did you start posting- Information
Level of Educ.- $20.00-$90,000,000,000,000,000.00

I love it!

[enterthefawn]

Name: Fawn (and yes my parents named me this, it is on my birth certificate, so dont even bother asking me such a stupid question, why did they name me fawn...? well because god would have been to obvious, thats why) :lol

Sex: Female (zomg yes there is such a thing as a female on a forum, as suprising as it sounds, and i saw that crap you were all spouting to Sadie and the only thing i can say about that is...) :rolleyes

http://myspace-758.vo.llnwd.net/00735/85/77/735797758_l.jpg

Age: 26 this time around

Location: Oklahoma, where the men are M E N, and the cows are scared shitless, wishing i was in Arkansas, then off to Japan someday :bow

Job: me... gainful employment bwa ha ha! ok i was laughing so hard i forgot what you were asking me... :pause: ooooh yeah, a job :snickers: umm... im a mom, a web guru, and a human language master

Level of Education: College

Income: According to the IRS i have made 100's of 1000's of dollars in my life time, but I could swear I have seen none of it ;)

Hobbies: Music, Films, Emulation, Witchcraft, Chatting Online, MySpace (im addicted), My Child, Creative Writing, Poetry, Cooking, Ice Skating, Aquiring Knowledge, Language

Favorite Music/Band:

Band(s): Do As Infinity, Chemistry, Tool, Malice Mizer, Godsmack, Pearl Jam

Singer(s): Celine Dion, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Wang Lee Hom, Marilyn Manson

Music in General:

Korean Pop, Rap, and R&B (1TYM, BoA, Boo Won, Lim Jeong Hee)

Japanese Rock, Rap, R&B, Pop, and Metal (Stance Punks, DS455, Koda Kumi, Utada Hikaru, Ayumi Hamasaki, Ai Otsuka, Malice Mizer, Do As Infinity, Chemistry, Mika Nakashima)

French Pop, and Rock (Celine Dion, Lara Fabian, Garou, Bruno Pelletier)

Chinese Pop, and R&B (Jay Chou, Wang Lee Hom, Guang Liang, Fei Wong)

English Alternative and Metal (Godsmack, Tool, Marilyn Manson, Pantera, Nickel Back, Green Day)

Favorite Books: This Much I Know Is True by Wally Lamb, Dead Voices by Abigail McDaniels, Needful Things, Rose Madder and Storm of the Century by Stephen King, Wild Horses by Dick Francis, Second Child and Suffer The Children by John Saul, and The Flowers In The Attic Series by V.C. Andrews

Favorite Movie(s):

English: Dead Alive, Groundhog Day, 50 First Dates, Anger Management

Korean: Cinderella, Gawi, Tale of Two Sisters

Chinese: Hero, The Eye, The Eye 2

Japanese: Battle Royale, Battle Royale 2, Romeo and Juliet, Kairo, One Missed Call, Ju-on (all 4)

French: Wuthering Heights, The Professional

Favorite Video Game(s): Shining Force, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

Favorite Food: Any and all arabic food, any and all Japanese food, mexican (TACO BELL IS GOD!!!), anything i cook, because I am a really good cook

Who Do You Hate Most On This Board: Ive been told that Im an equal opportunity hater

In High School You Were Voted Most Likely To: Kill a large amount of innocent people

[liquidstatik]

i didnt read like half of that but hey im in arkansas :D

[Esuohlim]

Hey WhiteRat's already in Japan he must obviously be much more of a go-getter than you but hey there's always time to shape up so how are you the name's Esuohlim but folks around these parts call me MR. SEX

[kahljorn]

That fawn person actually scares me. I don't know if it's the hints at neurosis and egotism or what but italianstereotype for your own safety I reccomend you don't associate with that person.

Actually I think it's the fact that it says it's 27 but it acts like every average 15 year old internet child.

[WhiteRat]

Hey Fawn, you want to know the fastest way to Japan?

Visit a military recruiter imediately. I take that back. There is a faster way to get there but unless you enjoy sitting in a dark smoky bar and jerking off horny servicemen for pennies on the dollar your only option is to join the JOES.

[enterthefawn]

That fawn person actually scares me. I don't know if it's the hints at neurosis and egotism or what but italianstereotype for your own safety I reccomend you don't associate with that person.

Actually I think it's the fact that it says it's 27 but it acts like every average 15 year old internet child.

well thats pretty baseless and judgemental, seeing how you dont even know me from Adam

oh btw, its 26 not 27 (says it right there in plain english), might i recommend some hooked on phonics to help you recognize your numbers better

i do not suffer from any form of neurosis, i enjoy every second of it, i am not egotistical, but you wouldnt know that, why? because you dont know me, and i dont know what the fuck that "what but italianstereotype" shit is, but whatever

on another note~ hi to the other two that gave me a warm welcome

[Esuohlim]

Haha I mean seriously kahljorn do we need to get you some hooked on phonics to recognize your NUMBERS i mean geez

[enterthefawn]

Hey Fawn, you want to know the fastest way to Japan?

Visit a military recruiter imediately. I take that back. There is a faster way to get there but unless you enjoy sitting in a dark smoky bar and jerking off horny servicemen for pennies on the dollar your only option is to join the JOES.

the "JOES" wouldnt want me lol

ill get there someday though, im not worried

[liquidstatik]

you know you're going to stand out being big and all right?

[enterthefawn]

you know you're going to stand out being big and all right?

what do you mean "big and all"

[liquidstatik]

you know, not very skinny and all.

[enterthefawn]

you know, not very skinny and all.

LMAO what are you talking about
i weigh about 117 lbs

where in the hell did you get that idea?

[liquidstatik]

im just sayin you looked kinda fat

could have been the face, though
a lot of skinny kids have fat faces, right?

[liquidstatik]

ok well looking back at the picture you dont rly look that fat
maybe just saggy

[MetalMilitia]

Liquid, always the charmer.

[kahljorn]

"Haha I mean seriously kahljorn do we need to get you some hooked on phonics to recognize your NUMBERS i mean geez"

lol that was the exact response I was planning on typing.

"well thats pretty baseless and judgemental"

What do you mean? I was judging your "Introduction", one could call that a "base".

"in plain english"
Sorry :pause I guess im just not a language master :( :chortle

oh yea i thought Mr Danny Tatom was italianstereotype :(

[liquidstatik]

im liquidstatik :[

i made a silly name change that i've come to regret :[

[Grislygus]

i do not suffer from any form of neurosis, i enjoy every second of it

Wait, what?

[kahljorn]

I know it took me a bit to realize you were liquidstatik and not italianstereotype :(

grislygus don't question the master of language.

[enterthefawn]

i do not suffer from any form of neurosis, i enjoy every second of it

Wait, what?

it was a play on words, in other words, im not suffering, im enjoying it

[kahljorn]

I really hope we can look forward to your mastery of language providing us with more devilish word plays.

[MrAdventure]

enterthefawn you make me fucking barf

[enterthefawn]

my goddess, the overall lack of maturity concerning certain members on this message board absolutely astounds me

[liquidstatik]

my geeebus, the overall lack of pretty concerning your body and face absolutely astounds me. :x

[Esuohlim]

my goddess, the overall lack of maturity concerning certain members on this message board absolutely astounds me

no u are

[enterthefawn]

my goddess, the overall lack of maturity concerning certain members on this message board absolutely astounds me

no u are

what are you, 6 or something? i know you are but what am i, thats sadness personified right there...

hmm lets review this, shall we?

i join, i post, exactly what others have posted, and i get shit on by you and 2 other little trolls, and im the one lacking in maturity bwa ha ha! oh thats fucking rich, im not gonna play silly kids games with you or the other trolls, as you all have a bit of growing up to do

[kahljorn]

"my goddess, the overall lack of maturity concerning certain members on this message board absolutely astounds me"

Storm of the Century by Stephen King is my favorite book.


"exactly what others have posted, and i get shit on by you and 2 other little trolls, and im the one lacking in maturity bwa ha ha! "

Really you post exactly what other people post? Because I was under the impression this thread was about posting about "Yourself". You know, likes, dislikes, etc. Did you really post EXACTLY what other people posted? because that's kind of lame. Do you not have a personality? That might explain the stephen king.
For shame.

[Esuohlim]

what are you, 6 or something? i know you are but what am i, thats sadness personified right there...

hmm lets review this, shall we?

i join, i post, exactly what others have posted, and i get shit on by you and 2 other little trolls, and im the one lacking in maturity bwa ha ha! oh thats fucking rich, im not gonna play silly kids games with you or the other trolls, as you all have a bit of growing up to do

fenushi no uri-san tiki kekekekekeke ^_^

[enterthefawn]

Really you post exactly what other people post? Because I was under the impression this thread was about posting about "Yourself". You know, likes, dislikes, etc. Did you really post EXACTLY what other people posted? because that's kind of lame. Do you not have a personality? That might explain the stephen king.
For shame.

are you MR? i meant the lay out you moron, following the same layout that everyone else did, aww is it because i elaborated a bit more than most did, that scares you?

and Stephen King is an excellent author, just because you cant read past a third grade level (i.e. 26 not 27) doesnt mean you should deny that fact, do me a favor, put down your dr suess books, and pick up a real book



fenushi no uri-san tiki kekekekekeke ^_^

oh just shut up will you, i wasnt talking to you, i was talking to White Rat

[liquidstatik]

I LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND LIKE TO BEAT UP GOATS IN MY SPARE TIME

[kahljorn]

"and Stephen King is an excellent author, just because you cant read past a third grade level (i.e. 26 not 27) doesnt mean you should deny that fact, do me a favor, put down your dr suess books, and pick up a real book "

Icing on the cake, nobody with a decent level of education likes Stephen King. They might find a book or two by him decent, but other than that generally people with an IQ higher than 100 don't like stephen king(nor consider him a good author). I don't even read fiction usually, but maybe if I start reading stephen king now I can prepare for my career as president of the united states. What do you think?
Also i like how you consider works of fiction "REAL BOOKS" how are you going to apply storm of the century to your real life isn't that the one about the evil antique shop? If I wanted a career in antiquity I'd read a history book.

" i meant the lay out you moron, following the same layout that everyone else did, aww is it because i elaborated a bit more than most did, that scares you?"

Yea, because of all the things to insult we'd be insulting the layout and not the stupid shit you wrote about yourself.
that fucking layout, im gonna punch it in the face and have sex with it's mother.

also I've never read much of Dr. Suess or Stephen King but maybe somebody on here would like to make the point of how dr. suess is an infinitley better writer than stephen king.

[executioneer]

cuz all his shit RHYMES, dude

[kahljorn]

Oh really you mean he has some kind of literary style ?

[liquidstatik]

yeah its called scaaaaaaarey :eek

[Grislygus]

I like Stephen King.

On another note...
my goddess, the overall lack of maturity concerning certain members on this message board absolutely astounds me

Paganism! Begone, heathen!

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, she called people immature.

Guess we know who the big girl here is, now!

[Esuohlim]

She's pretty uppitty, I hope I won't be when I'm 27

[Azrael]

Name- Like I'd tell you my real name
Age- 25
job- Graphic Artist
where are you at?- Tex-ass
how did you find out about this site?- How else? A Google search
why did you start posting- I'm a fuckin weirdo
Level of Educ.- Proud dropout, but did get GED
Income- Wouldn't you like to know
hobbies- Heavy Metal, Comic Books, Video Games, 80's action movies, pro Wrestling, drinking Beer
fav. music/band- OverKill or Exodus. I likes Black and Thrash Metal
fav. book- 1984
fav. movie- Return of the Living Dead
Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy series
fav. food- Vaginal juice
Who do you hate the most on this board-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-fuck a corpse, generally be a total failure

[Chojin]

It's okay, guys - You twenty-somethings can start growing up now.

Fawn reminds me of this kid i knew that would 'randomly' burst out with 'FOOLISH MORTALS!'

Let me guess, you came here to yell at us about the DDAAF (http://www.i-mockery.com/ddaaf/) and Jaeger's article (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/anime-conventions.php).

[kahljorn]

I haven't looked through much of this thread except these past couple of pages, but why is it that everyone seems to have some type of obvious cliche/stereotype behind "Themselves"?

Is it really fair for me to judge the stupidity of people based on the level of stupidity they submit to this thread? I feel so conflicted.

[Sethomas]

I like to think of myself as my own cliché. Somewhere in that is a lie, and I'd rather not know where. :(

[kahljorn]

You are the essence of cliche. Without you, there could be no other cliche, as no cliche could acheive a state of Clicheness from freewill, except through a cliche that was the first cliche. As such, you are the prime cliche. The self-perpetuating cliche, if you will.

[Azrael]

I haven't looked through much of this thread except these past couple of pages, but why is it that everyone seems to have some type of obvious cliche/stereotype behind "Themselves"?

Is it really fair for me to judge the stupidity of people based on the level of stupidity they submit to this thread? I feel so conflicted.

It depends, do you really take stuff people say on the internet that seriously? Especially here?

[kahljorn]

no, but I know that people take themselves seriously regardless of if it's the internet or the coolest message board of freedom everywhere.

[WhiteRat]

I'm dying to know more about our newest member SK8RaZnB0i. From his name we can tell that he's a skater of some sort, of asian decent, and of the male gender. His occupation is once again a skater of some sort and he seems really interested in skating. Also, he seems to have a penchant for Ebaum's, judging from the link which he felt obligated to put in his profile.

I need to know more.

[ziggytrix]

or he could be a raisin who likes to skate... the not knowing is killing me!

[Juttin]

Sounds like a character to me :winkingsmilyface

[Evil Robot]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l272/homyuio/fagmo.jpg

[meatree]

Name- tina
Age- 19
job- student
where are you at?- london
how did you find out about this site?- I stumbled across a visionary darkness article ages ago, it came up in some google search for I don't remember what
why did you start posting- boredom, I guess
Level of Educ.- finished highschool
Income- what my parents decide to give me
hobbies- the usual
fav. music/band- tom waits
fav. book- a confederacy of dunces
fav. movie- night on earth
Fav. Video Game- I don't often play video games
fav. food- sushi maybe
Who do you hate the most on this board- all the people who are smarter and funnier than me
In high school you were voted most likely to...- we never did that. I didn't even get picked for coolest hair, even though I had it :(

[RectalWart]

Name- Friends and family call me "Sir".
Age- 42
job- Business owner
where are you at?- Florida
how did you find out about this site?- A friend showed me a Max Burbank article, about 4 years ago. I was hooked!
why did you start posting - The insults looked like fun.
Level of Educ.- Mastered in Business.
Income - Varies up from $65,000 yr.
hobbies - Building computers, surfing the net, surfing the waves.
fav. music/band - Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar), Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin.
fav. book- Alas Babylon by Pat Frank, Lucifers Hammer by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle. Hm, a post-apocalyptic theme...
fav. movie- Too many to mention, I'm a movie buff.
Fav. Video Game- Between the business and surfing, who has time?
fav. food- Lobster.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Life's too short to hate.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Get the prom queen pregnant.

[Grislygus]

You're forty two? You?!

[Fathom Zero]

Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar).

Alright, I disagree with you there.

Sammy Hagar is a wonderful singer.

[RectalWart]

Sure he was. But most of us "old timers" preferred it when David Lee was the lead singer. My sister took me to see VH with Sammy on my 21st birthday in '85. It was a great show, but he's no David Lee Roth, with his jumps and antics.

[Rabid Child]

Name- Rabid Child (Like The TMBG Song)
Real Name - Devin
Age- 18
job- HS Student
where are you at?- New Paltz
how did you find out about this site?- I've been a fan for 3 years
why did you start posting- Cause I wanted to talk to -RoG- and Protoclown
Level of Educ.- A Year and 1/2 of School Left
Income- nothing
hobbies- sites like this, music, movies, nostalgic stuff,
fav. music/band- Ween, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Frank Zappa, all these bands with hit of XTC
fav. book- Stuff by Shel Silverstein
fav. movie- Impossible to decide
Fav. Video Game- Anything for SNES or the Original GB
fav. food- Pizza (almosts everyones favorite)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nothing yet[/b][/u]

[Esuohlim]

fav. music/band- Ween, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Frank Zappa, And Tenacious D

:love

Subtract Tenacious D and throw in some XTC and I might have to have sex with you.

[MetalMilitia]

Wouldn't be the first Child you've had sex with. :oao

[Jixby Phillips]

Subtract Tenacious D and throw in some XTC and I might have to have sex with you.

lol he actually did

[Rabid Child]

I was making a joke by doing that lol

[MetalMilitia]

Make some more jokes out of things. I want to hear more jokes. >:

[Emu]

I want Fawn to come back.

[Yggdrasill]

I bet she watches a lot of Buffy

[WhiteRat]

That sad girl actually thought I was being nice to her. The nerve of her!

[Fathom Zero]

She turned me down.

[kazzai]

Name- Anonymous wins
Age- 21
job- student
where are you at?- Pittsburgh
how did you find out about this site?- a friend
why did you start posting- bored to tears
Level of Educ.- senior in college
Income- i wish
hobbies- video games, movies, music, exercise, reading, etc etc
fav. music/band- The Hives, most rock that doesn't sound like grunge knockoffs
fav. book- 1984, War and Peace, War of the Worlds (someone recommend fiction written in the last 10 years haha)
fav. movie- Punch-Drunk Love
Fav. Video Game- Halo probably, playing GoW right now
fav. food- almost anything Chinese
In high school you were voted most likely to...- participate in a school shooting?

[Big Papa Goat]

harry potter haha

[RectalWart]

I noticed under income, you said "I wish." Perhaps no one has clued you in, but in order to receive an income, you must actually PUT DOWN the game controller and ACTIVELY seek employment. Wishing will NOT bring in the job offers. You're 21, unemployed and playing video games all day. Hmm, I'm assuming you still live with your mommy. Here's some free advice: Grow up, get a job, spit out your mothers tit and MOVE OUT! :)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol

[kazzai]

^ haha perhaps i should have been more specific, I have an income, I just don't make the level that I want to make

[Yggdrasill]

INCOMING!!!!!!! *BOOM*

YOU'RE ALL DEAD

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Name- Austin
Age- 15
job- Student
where are you at?- Illinois
how did you find out about this site?- My best friend Danny.
why did you start posting- I was bored as hell
Level of Educ.- 2 yr old.
Income- 9 dollars a week :(
hobbies- Zelda
fav. music/band- Alice in Chains
fav. book- A few.
fav. movie- Clerks
Fav. Video Game- ALL THE ZELDA GAMES BETCH
fav. food- Marichino Cherries :)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Trash,Myself
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Get aids. :).....:(

[Chojin]

GOD DAMN YOU MISTER TATOM

[Grislygus]

Maraschino cherries are the most vile blashpemy on God's Green Earth and I loathe you for indulging in them.

[liquidstatik]

GOD DAMN YOU MISTER TATOM

No way :X

[RebeccaOTool]

Name- Shayna
Age- 19
job- Student assistant
where are you at?- Michigan
how did you find out about this site?- Wikipedia
why did you start posting- Boredom
Level of Educ.- Sophmore College
Income- BUAHAHAHAHAH! ...Oh. You were serious?
hobbies- Community theater, Fanfiction writer (NO MARY SUES!)
fav. music/band- Barenaked Ladies
fav. book- Anyrthing by Terry Pratchett or Stephen King
fav. movie- 'Lord of the Rings: FOTR'
Fav. Video Game- Super Princess Peach
fav. food- Pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody
In high school you were voted most likely to...-be the Techie geek

[Emu]

A WIKIPEDIA USER BAN HER >: >:

lol j/k man j/k

[RebeccaOTool]

A WIKIPEDIA USER BAN HER >: >:

lol j/k man j/k
:(
*Sigh* I hate being a newb on a new board.

[Emu]

ims rory man well go otu some tiem ok ;_;

[RebeccaOTool]

'Tis kewl. :lol

[Esuohlim]

Where do you go to college?

[Pub Lover]

Oakland Community College - Waterford, MI

[Esuohlim]

Wrong city, Pub, jeez :rolleyes

[RebeccaOTool]

I live in Waterford, but OCC is in White lake, technicially. I must have mixed it up in my profile...

[Pub Lover]

I must have mixed it up in my profile...
You also misspelled 'diary'. ;)


And Esuohlim, it's not like I care about US geography. :(