NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[WhiteRat]

ok, just to please Zorak, i will clarify:
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- what are you trying to say? that seems suspicious to me...

We tried to be nice by giving you a chance to fess up. Since you won't do it I guess I'll just say it for you.

YOUR CLIT BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO DOM DELUISE

[Asila]

We tried to be nice by giving you a chance to fess up. Since you won't do it I guess I'll just say it for you.

YOUR CLIT BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO DOM DELUISE

That was beautiful

[WhiteRat]

You should be commending Darqmommy, not me. After all, her clit was the one that provided a voice for All Dogs Go To Heaven.

[Asila]

It makes me feel like I could die happy

[Cheez]

when do I get to start mocking everyone's eyes?

[MetalMilitia]

Just as soon as you meet Sevenforce.

[LittleDollClaudia]

Name-Arrgh I must be getting old-I don't remember it.
Age-Old enough to know better and still do it anyway.
job-Hospitality Mistress.
where are you at?-Too close to Disneyland.
how did you find out about this site?-looking for random crap on the net at work-TA-DAH!
what's your favorite thing about the site?-The way it makes me laugh in that scary way at work that has my co-workers stare at me strangely.
why did you start posting-I just figured why not add my inane chatter to the loop?
Level of Educ.-I can can count to 20 without taking off my shoes, go me.
hobbies-I knit stuff, right now I am making baby booties with black yarn, ooh creepy. I also collect haunted houses, yeah. Boo.
fav. music/band-80's, 90's industrial, classical and the Repo! soundtrack.
fav. book-Alice In Wonderland.
fav. movie-Elvira. (What ever happened to that kind of movie fun?)
Fav. Video Game-Silent Hill, Fatal Frame and Lego Batman.
fav. food-Cobb salad.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-come to school in a black trenchcoat and shoot at students.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-I am not the basketcase from BREAKFAST CLUB. Really...

[Battle Net Edition]

Wow, you sure are a character!

[LittleDollClaudia]

Thanks, trouble is I'm like that guest star that shows up during sweeps.

I'm lucky if I get a re-occurring storyline and most of my scenes wind up on the "special edition" DVD portion that no one watches anyway.

[Battle Net Edition]

Wowzers!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wowzers!


Thank you Don Adams

[Dixie]

Tom Jones took Elvira's virginity.
:)

[Crimson Ghost]

It's not unusual

[Dixie]

His penis was so big that she had to go to the hospital.
I love him.
So much.

[Grislygus]

He slid through the hospital door with a huge bouquet of tasteful, lovely flowers and a fevered rendition of what's new pussycat, directed at her now torn and quivering vagina

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tomjones2.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tomjones3.jpg

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

Oh hey I totally missed this thread. Hey guy's I'm Damn Dirty Hippo but you can call me DDH for short or something. If you use my full name I'll think you're pretty cool but not pay much mind to it.

[Asila]

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

>:

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

Hey turn that frown upside down immediately before I get raged over the internet, Mr.

[Tadao]

I wish I was the kind of person who filled out reports :tear

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

Name- Damn Dirty Hippopotamus
Age- 22
job- Retail
where are you at?- Texas
how did you find out about this site?- seen it in a chat room
what's your favorite thing about the site?- nothing so far
why did you start posting- boredom
Level of Educ.- High school, some college
hobbies- games, music, movies
fav. music/band- too many to name
fav. book-don't read books
fav. movie- too many to name
Fav. Video Game- probably Civilization series
fav. food- Mexican Egg Rolls <3
In high school you were voted most likely to...- nothing
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- You'll find out over time I guess?

[Tadao]

Hey shithead, please read the PM that was sent to you when you signed up.

[Pub Lover]

We won't find out as I'm very close to banning you.

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

Hey shithead, please read the PM that was sent to you when you signed up.

Sorry I just saw a picture of someone who had a very odd grin on his face. It made me close out the PM and I didn't even notice where it had a link to the rules below.

I'll drop the hippo ass sig now since there's no hope of resizing it.

Thanks for the heads up, shithead.

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

We won't find out as I'm very close to banning you.

What a welcome! :love

[Kitsa]

I never got to see the hippo ass signature.

[awesome bill]

Name- Awesome Bill
Age- 26
job- None
where are you at?- Dawsonville
how did you find out about this site?- Searching for a "Worst Movie Ever" candidate, and I found "Cool As Ice".
what's your favorite thing about the site?- It makes me laugh until my face hurts.
why did you start posting- To join in on the banter.
Level of Educ.- Some college
hobbies- camping/hiking/fishing, learning the guitar
fav. music/band- Stevie Ray Vaughan
fav. book- The Dark Tower
fav. movie- Heat
Fav. Video Game- Civilization 4
fav. food- Chicken Parmesan
In high school you were voted most likely to...- skip class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I thought about making dumb jokes for these questions but decided to be honest. Except for name and location obviously.

[There's A Bat]

Name- There's A Bat
Age- 20
job- Student
where are you at?- Kentucky
how did you find out about this site?- looooong time ago.. I think I was initially lured here through the rom hack reviews. haha.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- its neat
why did you start posting- Didn't want to pay $10 for Something Awful forums
Level of Educ.- Some college
hobbies- writing music, collecting comics, NES games,
fav. music/band- Thursday
fav. book- Comics
fav. movie- air bud 2: golden receiver
Fav. Video Game- Half Life 2
fav. food- vagina
In high school you were voted most likely to...- murder
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I am ONE OF THOSE HOMOS

[JJ_Maniac]

What a welcome! :love

What did you expect? Love and kisses? You've come onto the forums, called a hugely *cough* respected member a shithead, and from what I can gather, you broke "Da Rules" Also, you said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about yourself in a thread named "let's all get to know each other" WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

[Cpt. Beardless]

Name - Fred
Age - 19
job - Workless
where are you at? - Some scandinavian place, it's kinda cold
how did you find out about this site? - I don't remember..
what's your favorite thing about the site? - hm, the name
why did you start posting - I just felt like it
Level of Educ. - Studying at University
hobbies - Pretending to be Bootsy Collins while playing bass.
fav. music/band - The Clash
fav. book - buhk? What are those?
fav. movie - The Evil Dead 2
Fav. Video Game - Fallout 2
fav. food - Free Food
In high school you were voted most likely to... - lose the "facial hair-growth"(it's supposed to be "beard" but this is high school :P) competition :(
Is there anything else we should all know about you? - Long time lurker, first time poster.

[Sparklez]

Name-Sparklez
Age- 15
job- Employee at a clothes store
where are you at?- Home
how did you find out about this site?- Referred from another site
what's your favorite thing about the site?-The batman mocking issues
why did you start posting- Just out of boredom
Level of Educ.- High School
hobbies- Writing, Designing clothes, making my own movies
fav. music/band- Nightwish
fav. book- Stephen King -Cell
fav. movie- Hayao Miyazaki- Spirited Away
Fav. Video Game- Resident Evil 4
fav. food- Sushi
In high school you were voted most likely to...- The craziest girl in class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Idk... o _o;; You have anyhting you want to know?

[Uncle_Sham]

GTFO Newfags

[JJ_Maniac]

Gee, wonder why he got banned *sits down to ponder*

[WhiteRat]

*punches JJ in the face for pondering too long*

[Misdemonar]

HEY WHITE RAT WANNA MAKE OUT

[WhiteRat]

not now

[Crimson Ghost]

Name- NA
Age- NA
job- NA
where are you at?- NA
how did you find out about this site?- NA
what's your favorite thing about the site?- NA
why did you start posting- NA
Level of Educ.- NA
hobbies- NA
fav. music/band- N.K.O.T.B.
fav. book- NA
fav. movie- NA
Fav. Video Game- NA
fav. food- NA
In high school you were voted most likely to...- NA
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- NA

[The One]

I love sites with membership possibility so, if you know any others please tell me.

[Tadao]

What?

[executioneer]

spambot?

[Eris]

Name-Eris
Age-N/a
job-Your taxes pay my salary
where are you at?-California
how did you find out about this site?-From another forum, but I cannot remember where
what's your favorite thing about the site?-Interesting subjects
why did you start posting-I'm a masochist
Level of Educ.-huh?
hobbies-video games, photography
fav. music/band-old Smiths, Depeche Mode. I also like some 50's stuff
fav. book-Twilight. Kidding! It's Angela's Ashes
fav. movie-The Big Lebowski
Fav. Video Game-Final Fantasy up to FF7
fav. food-tacos
In high school you were voted most likely to...-Start my own country
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-according to Megan's Law I should notify.....never mind...

[Tadao]

I'm sure your post will be chock full of interesting. BTW get used to this :rolleyes

[executioneer]

discordianism is so ten years ago

[liquidstatik]

..

[Kitsa]

I AM ROLLING OUT THE WELCOME WAGON FOR LIQUIDSTATIK

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/torontowelcomewagon.jpg

[liquidstatik]

..

[MailCall]

I am a noob on this board, but on other boards I am cool. Here is my profile:

Name-MailCall(Cliff Clavin)
Age-45
job-Mailman
where are you at?-CMH
how did you find out about this site?-It is known worldwide.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-vBulletin. I know the UBB codes.
why did you start posting-I am bored.
Level of Educ.-College BA
hobbies-Darts History Nature Movies
fav. music/band-Tangerine Dream The Doors The Flaming Lips
fav. book-Whatever is in the outhouse
fav. movie-The Godfather
Fav. Video Game-Tempest
fav. food-TNC
In high school you were voted most likely to...-Fall Into A Ditch
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-No

[Kitsa]

I am assembling your gift basket from here (http://www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp).

[dawnna]

hi um im dawnn im 21 i work at a place that wears lots of blue and khaki i love chicken nuggets and death metal cormac mccarthy rocks and i could really benefit from moving to montreal:rock:rock:rock:rock

[DevilWearsPrada]

slow down, catch your breath and start over

[Tadao]

No, that is all the info I care to here about you.

[Colonel Flagg]

hi um im dawnn im 21 i work at a place that wears lots of blue and khaki i love chicken nuggets and death metal cormac mccarthy rocks and i could really benefit from moving to montreal:rock:rock:rock:rock

Do you ever use punctuation or capitalization? Just askin'.

[Ruckus]

Hi I'm Ruckus, and stuff.

What's the vibe of this palce?(sp)

[DevilWearsPrada]

Hi, I'm new! :rave :rave :rave

lol i'm also 12 yrs old sup :)

[Tadao]

DWP is a twat! Just put him on ignore right away!

This is a forum in with a great vibe man! Come on in and share some stuff about yourself! Let us get to know you!



!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlFl3nBiAjA&feature=related

[brokensaint82]

yeah I'm a gaming comic-phile but its all goos I suppose. Love the site and felt compelled....no....I NEEDED to join to offer my random ass views on all this crazy shit here so yeah I'll see ya around

[Tadao]

OMG POTATO, iS thIs A K001 PlacE 2B RRRRAAAAANNNNDDDDOOOMMM

[thatdarnrobot]

Name- Kristin
Age- 18
job- Student
how did you find out about this site?- Don't remember. Newgrounds probably.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- rom hack reviews
why did you start posting- Because I felt like it.
Level of Educ.- Some college
hobbies- Drawing/Painting, photography. My guilty pleasures include wowcrack and the occasional lolcat. .
fav. music/band- The Cure
fav. book- A Prayer for Owen Meany
fav. movie- A Christmas Story
Fav. Video Game- Chrono Trigger - Playing the ds version now! : D
fav. food- Carbs, chocolate. . things that keep a woman sane.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be a goodie two shoes
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Nope.

[brokensaint82]

Potato is not random.........otatoP is though....though i could be wrong like I usually am.

[Pub Lover]

I want to be banned.

I am also new.

Hi, I am new.

This is my thread.

In this thread I tell you all that I am new, as I say Hi.

Hi, I'm new. Thread.

[HickMan]

:domo:squigly:lol2:pirate:flagninja:die:newbie:boo t

[Aaarg]

fat

[Dixie]

Tadao's not kidding about putting DWP on ignore.
You should put the little bitch on ignore before your urge to kill rises.

[Pub Lover]

Guys, you're beating on a regular in a "Hi I'm New" thread. This isn't how it is done.

[Misdemonar]

HI I HOPE YOU ENJOY IMOCEKRY

[Misdemonar]

YOU GUYS ARE GULLIABLE

[brokensaint82]

Name- Chris
Age- 26
job- Pipe layer ( and no I'm not kidding I lay pipe for a living)
where are you at?- North Carolina
how did you find out about this site?- Just randomly searching for good comic and games reviews and bam here I am
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I just said the whole comic and game reviews plus the weird views and funny ass shit here
why did you start posting- seemed like the thing to do...or if thats isnt good enough because its what all the cool kids do
Level of Educ.- Some college
hobbies- Drawing, games, comics, making fun of emo kids and their petty problems......and destroying people strongly held views on religion and other sensitive subjects they hold dear
fav. music/band- Metal...mostly Tool, Meshuggah, Lamb Of God stuff liek that
fav. book- Fight Club
fav. movie- The Dark Knight
Fav. Video Game- Half - Life
fav. food- Spicy Chicken sandwiches from Wendys....and souls those are good too
In high school you were voted most likely to...- snap and kill everyone within sight
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- That I'm here for fun sun and the free booze

[Dixie]

Name- Chris
Age- 26
job- Pipe layer ( and no I'm not kidding I lay pipe for a living)
where are you at?- North Carolina
how did you find out about this site?- Just randomly searching for good comic and games reviews and bam here I am
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I just said the whole comic and game reviews plus the weird views and funny ass shit here
why did you start posting- seemed like the thing to do...or if thats isnt good enough because its what all the cool kids do
Level of Educ.- Some college
hobbies- Drawing, games, comics, making fun of emo kids and their petty problems......and destroying people strongly held views on religion and other sensitive subjects they hold dear
fav. music/band- Metal...mostly Tool, Meshuggah, Lamb Of God stuff liek that
fav. book- Fight Club
fav. movie- The Dark Knight
Fav. Video Game- Half - Life
fav. food- Spicy Chicken sandwiches from Wendys....and souls those are good too
In high school you were voted most likely to...- snap and kill everyone within sight
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- That I'm here for fun sun and the free booze
Chris Zo????

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SOUNDS LIKE A GULLIABILITY CLAIM.

[Dixie]

I think I might know this guy.
If he lives in Raleigh, I totally know this guy.

[brokensaint82]

nope, wrong Chris

[Tadao]

Did you break his sainthood in 82?

[Dixie]

No, if he's one of the guys I'm thinking of he's too young for me.

[Tadao]

Haha, You lie!

[brokensaint82]

I only lied about being a liar

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Mis Calculation Chris.

[brokensaint82]

Nope....but Sealab 2021 is funny......and just so you know my backpack's got jets. I'm Boba the Fett.
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my 'Vette. I chill in deep space, a mask is over my face.
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes Coz my time I don't like to waste. Get down.

[bigtimecow]

HEY GUYS :HOLDSUPPURPLEDAFFODILL

HI I'M MARSHALL, WEEEESSRRRRRZZZOOOO SORRY THAT WAS A NOISE I MAKE RANDOMLY!

BYE GUYS :PULLSOUTGUNANDSHOOTSANINNOCENTGARDENGNOME

[Fathom Zero]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5193/laughinhenrygibsonjv9.jpg

A poem by Tourettes Henry Gibson:

AWWW FUCK

[VelvetEvoker]

Name- Cassandra (I usually go by Cass)
Age- 19
job- Blockbuster CSR (ugh, I know)
where are you at?- Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
how did you find out about this site?- I don't even remember. I have been reading the articles for YEARS now (since Jr. High I believe) but never thought to join the forums.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I have to say I love those articles on the crazy Mexican PSAs.
why did you start posting- Because I felt like it?
Level of Educ.- In college
hobbies- Video games, going on the internet, reading
fav. music/band- Pink Floyd
fav. book- Do comics count? If so, Neil Gaiman's Sandman. The whole thing. I they don't count, then Battle Royale.
fav. movie- Natural Born Killers
Fav. Video Game- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
fav. food- Pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Nothing, my High School wasn't awesome enough to have any sort of voting.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I am missing my right arm because it was bitten off by a shark.



...no, I was just born without it, but the shark thing makes me sound badass :rock

[Tadao]

Pics please

[Perndog]

There's an ignore function?

[Zomboid]

If MOCKERY wasn't such a bleeding heart when it came to these new members, I'd say a ban on everyone that posts a "HI, I'M NEW" thread would be in order.

[executioneer]

hey guys guess what

i'm gonna move this to the lets get to know each other thread how does that sound

[WhiteRat]

Name- Cassandra (I usually go by Cass)
Age- 19
job- Blockbuster CSR (ugh, I know)
where are you at?- Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
how did you find out about this site?- I don't even remember. I have been reading the articles for YEARS now (since Jr. High I believe) but never thought to join the forums.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I have to say I love those articles on the crazy Mexican PSAs.
why did you start posting- Because I felt like it?
Level of Educ.- In college
hobbies- Video games, going on the internet, reading
fav. music/band- Pink Floyd
fav. book- Do comics count? If so, Neil Gaiman's Sandman. The whole thing. I they don't count, then Battle Royale.
fav. movie- Natural Born Killers
Fav. Video Game- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
fav. food- Pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Nothing, my High School wasn't awesome enough to have any sort of voting.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I am missing my right arm because it was bitten off by a shark.



...no, I was just born without it, but the shark thing makes me sound badass :rock

Please don't be fat and ugly....please don't be fat and ugly.....

sees that favorite game is some jappy shit and loves pizza...

A man can dream, right?

[Tadao]

VelvetEvoker sounds like an expensive hand job.

[VelvetEvoker]

VelvetEvoker sounds like an expensive hand job.

Well I sure as Hell don't want to be a cheap handjob.

And nothing's wrong with pizza dammit.

I'll get some pics up soon. In the pics thread, of course.

[Tadao]

Name- Kristin
Age- 18
job- Student
how did you find out about this site?- Don't remember. Newgrounds probably.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- rom hack reviews
why did you start posting- Because I felt like it.
Level of Educ.- Some college
hobbies- Drawing/Painting, photography. My guilty pleasures include wowcrack and the occasional lolcat. .
fav. music/band- The Cure
fav. book- A Prayer for Owen Meany
fav. movie- A Christmas Story
Fav. Video Game- Chrono Trigger - Playing the ds version now! : D
fav. food- Carbs, chocolate. . things that keep a woman sane.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be a goodie two shoes
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Nope.

You edited your one and only post? :x

[thatdarnrobot]

You edited your one and only post? :x

You are male and have a fuzzy bunny avatar? :x
(although cute he may be. . )

EDIT: Yes, I am indecisive about my interests.

[bigtimecow]

You are male and have a fuzzy bunny avatar? :x
(although cute he may be. . )

EDIT: Yes, I am indecisive about my interests.
YEAH TADAO MEN ARE NOT CUTE YOU SHOULD HAVE A PICTURE OF A GUN INSTEAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN

[Tadao]

OR A BIG COCK PLASTERED ON THE LONE STAR FLAG!

[thatdarnrobot]

YEAH TADAO MEN ARE NOT CUTE YOU SHOULD HAVE A PICTURE OF A GUN INSTEAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN

"duh. boys are icky."

[Colonel Flagg]

YOU DON'T GO DISSING THE BUN-BUN! >:

[thatdarnrobot]

YOU DON'T GO DISSING THE BUN-BUN! >:

:( Sorry. I've been secretly jealous of him all along. .

[the Platinum Poppy]

Name- Sofia
Age- 31
job- Teach a little philosophy at the university, and working on the book that will make me doctor.
where are you at?- Stockholm, Sweden.
how did you find out about this site?- Husband showed it, I guess he found it by just surfing around.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- the Goddamn Batman of course!
why did you start posting- After just reading a lot I felt the urge to make comments too.
Level of Educ.- See above. Almost halfway to PhD.
hobbies- Drawing little comics and training with my dogs.
fav. music/band- Can't say a definite band, listen mostly to european electronic music and british indie-pop though.
fav. book- Favourite pop-culture books are Alistair Reynolds "revelation space" series and Philip K Dick... favourite high brow are Thomas Bernard's and Kazuo Ishiguro's books.
fav. movie- Don't know... Last saw "burn after reading" and "let the right one in" which were both good... Can't say which is my favourite movie all times.
Fav. Video Game- Don't play video games.
fav. food- We have a malaysian restaurant downtown which is great.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Prime minister *lol*
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I was labelled "crazy dog woman" by an old friend I hadn't seen for years, when I met her by the train with my whole little pack on leash. Me and hubby got dogs because we wanted cuddly little pets. Then I got sucked into the world of dog sports (tracking, searching etc). Now I'm a dog nerd. I have tons of statistics relating to dogs and dog sports tucked away in my brain. I also have dog friends who I meet to train dogs, and whom I only talk about dogs with. We can talk for hours and never feel the need to change subject.

[pac-man]

Fav. Video Game- Don't play video games.

>:

[Tadao]

how did you find out about this site?- Husband showed it

>:

[the Platinum Poppy]

But Pac-man, I promise you I read enough comic books to make up for my video game deficiency.

Tadao, what can I say? At least I became a member before he did.

[pac-man]

http://static.episode39.it/character/875.jpg

"You're all right, Griffin."

[the Platinum Poppy]

Oh thankyou Mr Pewterschmidt! Just try and get my name right next time, it's s-o-f-i-a and not g-r-i-f-f-i-n.

[pac-man]

We got a live one, here.

What do you know about miniature pinchers? Mine needs discipline, but school is expensive and I'm lazy.

[Tadao]

Move it to another thread folks, preferable one where Poppy is hot looking and mostly naked.

[Tadao]

I'm like a lady killer in the worst possible sense.

[pac-man]

No, seriously, he will f*ck*ng kill you. :|

[the Platinum Poppy]

Move it to another thread folks, preferable one where Poppy is hot looking and mostly naked.

That's no way to adress an honourable married woman! Hmf!

[Misdemonar]

GIRLS ARNT ALLOWED IN THE INTERNET

[Battle Net Edition]

I imagined that was Zorak saying that. He was stuttering it out.

[pac-man]

No one would be surprised if Misdemonar sounded like Zorak irl.

[the Platinum Poppy]

For all I know that hypnotic monster dragonfly could be a girl. I don't know how to determine the gender of hypnotic monster dragonflies.

[Aaarg]

mantis

[the Platinum Poppy]

mantis

It was a long time since I did biology in school...

[executioneer]

he's the lone locust of the apocolypse you guys

[Tadao]

McClain's sidekick.

[Aaarg]

well the first thing that should have given away the fact that it isn't a dragonfly is the fact that dragonflies have wings.

[Tadao]

YEAH AND LOCUST AND MANTIS DON'T!

[Aaarg]

OH FUCK ME I'M STUPID.

[the Platinum Poppy]

well the first thing that should have given away the fact that it isn't a dragonfly is the fact that dragonflies have wings.

Well, it's not a full bodyshot of the creature now, is it? You just see the head and a tiny bit of the frontlegs... And even if it's a locust or mantis or something it should have wings somewhere outside the picture frame.

[Misdemonar]

HEY GUYS LETS ALL WATCH SPACEGHOST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ThNtVKDq6Q

[Sam]

MISDEMONAR I BET YOUR DRAGONFLY HAS A VOICE LIKE AN ANGEL AND SINGS SWEET MELODIES TO STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA WHO HAVE THE AIDS

[Tadao]

Dragonfly kisses!

[Eris]

:rolleyes

[ujifujimoto]

Name-ujifujimoto
Age-32
job-unemployet
where are you at?- here
how did you find out about this site?- x-entertainment ;)
what's your favorite thing about the site?- alot of stuff
why did you start posting- because i felt like it
Level of Educ.- soem colludge
hobbies- filling out surveys, posting on message boards, typing random gibberish al;sdjkf;alksjfa;lkj;dfljsj;laks;alks
fav. music/band- i dont know
fav. book- book?! lol
fav. movie- i dont know
Fav. Video Game- i dont know
fav. food- i dont know lol
In high school you were voted most likely to...- most artistic (i was)
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- what else can i say?

[Tadao]

Are you white? I bet you're white.

[Kitsa]

I'm starting to take exception to these remarks, tadao

[Tadao]

Yeah, but you have talent so you get a pass :P

[Kitsa]

that's debatable

[b_squared]

Name-BJ
Age-44
job-animal cop
where are you at?- Southern California
how did you find out about this site?- stalked RoG till I found this site
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The humor
why did you start posting- It was better than lurking
Level of Educ.- College ( Jr. type...I couldn't afford anything else)
hobbies- picking up after kids, fighting for computer time, sitting in my underwear watching south park
fav. music/band- no rap, country, no bubble gum pop, american idle wanabe shit
fav. book- Anything make believe. If it has trolls, orcs, unicorns shitting rainbows I'll read it. Likewise if it has other worlds where space travel is required and aliens.
fav. movie- Comedies, sci fi, action adventure.
Fav. Video Game- Diablo II
fav. food- Italian
In high school you were voted most likely to...give you the answer for # 7
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I really don't know the answer to # 7.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Name-BJ
Age-44
job-animal cop
where are you at?- Southern California
how did you find out about this site?- stalked RoG till I found this site
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The humor
why did you start posting- It was better than lurking
Level of Educ.- College ( Jr. type...I couldn't afford anything else)
hobbies- picking up after kids, fighting for computer time, sitting in my underwear watching south park
fav. music/band- no rap, country, no bubble gum pop, american idle wanabe shit
fav. book- Anything make believe. If it has trolls, orcs, unicorns shitting rainbows I'll read it. Likewise if it has other worlds where space travel is required and aliens.
fav. movie- Comedies, sci fi, action adventure.
Fav. Video Game- Diablo II
fav. food- Italian
In high school you were voted most likely to...give you the answer for # 7
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I really don't know the answer to # 7.


My ex-ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a unicorn throwing up rainbows on her right forearm.

[b_squared]

My ex-ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a unicorn throwing up rainbows on her right forearm.

How could you let someone special like that slip away? :P

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_90d7fedfac12e8a2bd50d1f718510f55.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=10017593&albumID=125747&imageID=32275030#a=125747&i=34426663)

Separate ways.

[Kitsa]

My mom got a tattoo a couple of years ago.

[Tadao]

Was it a pink ribbon tattoo?

[Kitsa]

No, it was Ben Stein bending over. 10,000v reminded me because there were rainbows and frisbees shooting out of his asshole.

[Bod]

If ever I've filled this out before I've forgotten.

Name-hmm, I'm stumped already
Age-37
job-graphic designer
where are you at?- uk
how did you find out about this site?- can't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- always something new
why did you start posting- I felt compelled (i was probably drunk)
Level of Educ.- C2 HND's
hobbies- running, horse riding, gigs, travelling, drinking
fav. music/band- punk, industrial, ministry lard blah blaah
fav. book- Ben Elton and Alastair Reynolds
fav. movie- Sci fi, ghostly shit, comedy 9but not rom coms or comedys that aren't really funny)
Fav. Abe's Oddysee cos it's the only game i actually managed to complete
fav. food- Thai
In high school you were voted most likely to...dye my hair
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I often post drunk then remove it the next day

[b_squared]

That tatoo is awesome!!!...I bet she never regretted it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No, she still loves it. I think named it Super Sparkle Magic or something ridiculous.

[Sam]

I want to jizz on it.

[Sam]

I'm sorry "jizz" is a rude thing to say.

I meant "bust a nut".

[BLEU]

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO OLD.

And the colors on that tat are killer but the actual technique with the shading and lining on the unicorn is subpar and sort of detracts from the effect.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We were born before time.

Tat was free for her birthday from the artist.

[Sam]

Spunk for it will be free for her birthday from me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Alright, send it around the middle of November. That'll give you 10 months to save up.

[Aaarg]

i'm usually not big on tattoo's but that one is awesome.

[palindrome]

Christ, why do I feel like I just stepped into the "Free Candy" van?

Name- Palindrome
Age- 28
job- Poser
where are you at?- Virginia
how did you find out about this site?- From one of the staff writers.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The LOLZ.
why did you start posting- Peer pressure.
Level of Educ.- Still in college.
hobbies- all things art, except conceptual dance and those paintings made out of dead animals and feces.
fav. music/band- currently, Amanda Palmer
fav. book- 1984
fav. movie- Science of Sleep
Fav. Video Game- Tetris
fav. food- French Fries
In high school you were voted most likely to...- cut a bitch
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Yes.

[Tadao]

Which staff writer? I want to write them personally and thank them.

[palindrome]

Why is that?

[Tadao]

I just told you.

[palindrome]

Why do you want to thank them?

[Zhukov]

The username title suggests Max Burbank. Plus, he seems funny.

[Babs]

not sure if I have done this before

Name-Lemon
Age-21
job-Nurse
where are you at?- Columbus, Ohio
how did you find out about this site?- UCB petition years ago, never really got into the forum until about last year.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The features for sure
why did you start posting- Pure fucking boredom
Level of Educ.- Sophmore in College
hobbies- music, thrashin', painting shitty ass warhammer miniatures, doing anything that involves using the hole through the sheet
fav. music/band- The Titte Brothers
fav. book- Fear and Loathing or just any Bukowski book
fav. movie- 70's and 80's horror flicks, Troma, Harmony Korine, Todd Solondz, Werner Herzog, John Cassavettes, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, and way to many to mention.
Fav. Video Game- FF7
fav. food- Mash Potatos
In high school you were voted most likely to... Hand Jesus his ass
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm kind of a big deal

[Tadao]

I was thinking Max too, but only because I hate all his friends.

[Embee90]

Name-Michael
Age-18
job-I work as a carpenter/welder in the theatre scene shop at NAU
where are you at?-Flagstaff, AZ
how did you find out about this site?-been reading since I was about 13.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-the articles. for sure.
why did you start posting-secret santa 2008.
Level of Educ.-I'm in my second semester in college right now.
hobbies-just about anything theatre-related, movies, novels, I-Mockery and Cracked
fav. music/band-I listen to a lot of everything, mostly rock. as of now, my favorite band is Disturbed.
fav. book-The Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
fav. movie-tough one...either American History X or Silence of the Lambs
Fav. Video Game-right now it is Gears of War 2. dont play a whole lot of games so it changes from time to time..
fav. food-right now I would kill for some beer boiled bratwurst.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-ha! high school . . . bah.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-I have written two plays as of this moment, both of which have been performed.

[Serp]

Name-Josh
Age-23
job- systems operator
where are you at?- Baltimore, MD
how did you find out about this site?- I have no clue but I have been checking it out for about a year
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I don't know I like it all
why did you start posting- No real reason just to check out the forums
Level of Educ.- One year away from getting my bachelors degree
hobbies- video games, cars, women, music
fav. music/band- Mostly hip hop I listen to so I would have to say Jedi Mind Tricks or Papoose
fav. book- I don't really have a favorite... not much of a book reader
fav. movie- too many... mostly horror though
Fav. Video Game- at the moment its Fallout 3
fav. food- Cheesesteak Sub
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be left alone LOL I don't know
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Nope not really, I'm just a down to earth laid back kind of guy

[pac-man]

Ever been to Captain Harvey's?

[Serp]

Ever been to Captain Harvey's?


Yes :love there cheesesteaks are very good and they give you a really decent amount for the money

[pac-man]

That's like my all-time favorite cheesesteak joint.

[Lenor]

Damn.. even more little punching-bag's to mess around with..

Yup, it's amber :love.. after a year ... again.. surprised my account hasn't been deleted or banned by now.

btw where did spell check go... wtf.. :confused:

[ophidic]

I've visited this site for years but never thought to join the forums.

Well, here I am. Apparently there is only one monocle emote. :posh

[ophidic]

Name- Ophidic
Age- 28
job- Graphic Designer
where are you at?- Canada
how did you find out about this site?- Been coming here for years
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The articles
why did you start posting- Something to do

[Musashi Joe]

...

[Tadao]

Don't ninjas stay hidden?

[Kitsa]

The Onion: Annual Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town)

[Tadao]

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Does he know Jeff?

[Mockery]

I've visited this site for years but never thought to join the forums.

Well, here I am. Apparently there is only one monocle emote. :posh
Welcome to the forums, glad ya decided to sign up. I gotta ask... what's your avatar from? I'm a sucker for sprite art...

[DirtySanchez]

Name- Andy
Age- old enough to like atari and he-man
job- i'm a manager now
where are you at?- Philadelphia. Rocky was a retard btw
how did you find out about this site?- ???
what's your favorite thing about the site?- the memories
why did you start posting- i need something to do at work all day...besides work
Level of Educ.- some college
hobbies- punk rock, horror movies, snowboarding, beer, sports, spending/wasting money
fav. music/band- ween, the clash, ramones
fav. book- clockwork orange
fav. movie- texas chainsaw massacre
Fav. Video Game- any baseball game
fav. food- pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to...- slack off at work
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- i hate jokes and sarcasm

[Tadao]

i hate jokes and sarcasm


:rolleyes

[Babs]

how cute

[Colonel Flagg]

i hate jokes and sarcasm

Uh, I think you joined the wrong forum - try www.i-serious.com

[Lenor]

My head hurt's.

[bigtimecow]

i like that new poster's join these forums because they like the actual site. little do they know that eventually they will stop reading the site completely :(

[Joe Musashi]

Name- Joe
Age-25
how did you find out about this site?- Stumbled upon it one day.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The rom hacks.
why did you start posting- Figured I'd check things out
hobbies- Video games and ninjas
fav. music/band- Queen
fav. movie- Big Trouble in Little China, any MST3K film
Fav. Video Game- Any game with a ninja (particularly Shinobi)... unless it's Naruto.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/lambstoslaughter.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's baaaaaaad.

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol @ Kitsa

[Misdemonar]

HI IM MISDEMONAR

[Zarkam]

Name- Max
Age- 25
job- Merchant marine officer/docker/student, sort of depends on the time of the year
where are you at?- When not at sea usually either at Kotka or Helsinki, Finland
how did you find out about this site?- Read the metal mockery page years ago
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Getting to read articles about all sort of I certainly would've never heard of any other way
why did you start posting- Been reading the forum from time to time the last couple of years and happened to be drunk and bored enough to try posting as well.
Level of Educ.- Got an officer's degree now and studying for captain. Guess BSc would be a reasonably close equivalent in university studies.
hobbies- Backpacking and travelling in general, cigars, hunting, reading, video games and whatnot
fav. music/band- Mostly metal and some classic rock, my two favourite bands at the moment are Sentenced and Dire Straits
fav. book- Can't decide between Le spleen de Paris by Baudelaire and Mother Night by Vonnegut
fav. movie- Blade Runner
Fav. Video Game- Jagged Alliance 2
fav. food- Sicilian, particularly liked liked the rabbit dishes in that cuisine. Also various other game, particulary moose and pheasant, reindeer's good too.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- We don't do that stuff in Finland :tear
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

[Tadao]

Wow a guy who isn't trying to impress us with randomness and wacky comments? I like him so far. If only you were a chick. :(

[Kitsa]

I like him but now we have another Finland. How are we going to keep them straight?

[Tadao]

Guitar solo fight!

[Zarkam]

Could be an option, though the traditional way in Finland has been a knife fight:posh

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is FinZy out of the question?

[executioneer]

we could make some derogatory nickname making fun of rankeri's diabetes maybe?

[ChrisLHanssen69]

Well what can I say about me? Well I was born in Baltimore, Maryland USA on October 12, 1970. I had a bad childhood, there were no drugs related. I am a Star Trek and Sci-Fi fan since I was 8 years old, with emphasis on Star Trek. I love the entire genre of Star Trek that includes all the shows and the technical side of it. I love all Sci-Fi including Star Wars and Babylon 5. I love Japanese Animation and I also collect Comics. I have been playing video games since I was a kid. I went to the Arcades and I owned our long beloved Sega Genesis. I now own a Game Cube and a XBOX. My all time favorite game babes are BloodRayne and Sarah Kerrigan from Starcraft. I do like Vanessa Z. Schneider and Motoko Kusanagi. My favorire games are of course BloodRayne and BloodRayne 2, Starcraft, P.N. 03, Soul Calibur2, and DOA. I live in Glen Burnie, Maryland in the good ole USA. I am 6'1' and weigh 240 lbs. I have brown hair and blue eyes. I love food and drinks. Well I am married for 3 years now and I am having so much fun.

[Babs]

NO FURRY AND PEDO!!!1 8=====D~~~~

[ChrisLHanssen69]

NO FURRY AND PEDO!!!1 8=====D~~~~

Never a Pedo. Those people are assholes.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

All I read was something about you being born, you being a pedo and how Bloodrayne is something or other. You should post more when I'm sober asshole.

[Colonel Flagg]

Well what can I say about me?

Too much, apparently.

[Kitsa]

From what I've seen on the internets, he has a standard bio he just pastes in each new place.

http://www.google.com/search?q=Well+what+can+I+say+about+me%3F+Well+I+wa s+born+in+Baltimore%2C+Maryland+USA+on+October+12% 2C+1970.+I+had+a+bad+childhood%2C+there+were+no+dr ugs+related.+I+am+a+Star+Trek+and+Sci-Fi+fan+since+I+was+8+years+old%2C+with+emphasis+on +Star+Trek.+I+love+the+entire+genre+of+Star+Trek+t hat+includes+all+the+shows+and+the+technical+side+ of+it.+I+love+all+Sci-Fi+including+Star+Wars+and+Babylon+5.+I+love+Japan ese+Animation+and+I+also+collect+Comics.+I+have+be en+playing+video+games+since+I+was+a+kid.+I+went+t o+the+Arcades+and+I+owned+our+long+beloved+Sega+Ge nesis.+I+now+own+a+Game+Cube+and+a+XBOX.+My+all+ti me+favorite+game+babes+are+BloodRayne+and+Sarah+Ke rrigan+from+Starcraft.+I+do+like+Vanessa+Z.+Schnei der+and+Motoko+Kusanagi.+My+favorire+games+are+of+ course+BloodRayne+and+BloodRayne+2%2C+Starcraft%2C +P.N.+03%2C+Soul+Calibur2%2C+and+DOA.+I+live+in+Gl en+Burnie%2C+Maryland+in+the+good+ole+USA.+I+am+6% 271%27+and+weigh+240+lbs.+I+have+brown+hair+and+bl ue+eyes.+I+love+food+and+drinks.+Well+I+am+married +for+3+years+now+and+I+am+having+so+much+fun.+&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[Colonel Flagg]

Jesus, his YouTube page is F'ed up. I got a headache looking at it. :x

[Zhukov]

I heard Bloodrayne got pretty bad reviews.

[Dimnos]

I heard Bloodrayne got pretty bad reviews.

It was on SciFi the other day. There wasnt anything on TV so I thought I would check it out. I literally watched 2 minutes of it before deciding that I would rather do the dishes. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bloodrayne is really bad. The sequel is even worse because she has to fight Billy the kid for some reason. Only reason why I bothered with the sequel is because Zack Ward plays Billy the kid.

Bloodrayne 3 was just anounced :(

[Charity]

I have read this site for years. I just left a forum where the Administrator did almost nothing and chaos was left to reign. The ad hominan attacks disgusted me after awhile. I wrote satire on there about current events.

[Mockery]

We have attacks on here too, but they come in the form of KILLER BEES. So yeah, you might regret leaving that other forum. If not... welcome!
:picklehat

[Charity]

I have a question. How busy is this forum usually? It seems a bit quiet, considering your articles are really really good.

[Tadao]

What forum did you come from?

[Charity]

I was/am (the Administrator is lazy and probably will never lock my account) a member at Indigo Society. It is a nice site when people aren't digging up other people's pictures...I really don't need to know what members in Colorado are doing in their free time.

[Tadao]

Oh yeah, let's see a picture of you!

[Dixie]

"Indigo"?
As is "Indigo Children"?
Jesus fucking christ.

[Womti]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/UK_Roundabout_8_Cars.gif
:rolleyes

[Antithusiasm]

Well hey there, everybody. Normally I'd just introduce myself, but I guess even here I have to do paperwork.

Name- Kevin
Age- 18
job- Managing screaming kids backstage.
where are you at?- Maryland.
how did you find out about this site?- I've been reading articles here for a while, and decided to make a forum account.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Terrible, terrible movie reviews.
why did you start posting- General boredom?
Level of Educ.- Lazy college student
hobbies- Anything involving music
fav. music/band- Radiohead
fav. book- Haven't read any good ones for a while. Not so much "books" but anything by Edward Gorey
fav. movie- The Matrix. Ignoring the sequels that sucked.
Fav. Video Game- Currently Tied. Fallout 3 and GTA IV
fav. food- Sushi? I don't know.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be the one who randomly shows up in a musical senior year, when no one knew I could sing.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Not especially. But if you want to ask, shoot.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't like the first two matrix movies either.

[Antithusiasm]

Edited for clarity : p

[Zhukov]

Is there anything interesting about you?

Currently you are falling into obscurity with me and about a thousand other people on this forum.

[Antithusiasm]

I think you're assuming I have some kind of status to fall from by now.

Nothing incredibly interesting. I like really weird music, and after seeing both Tom Waits and Amon Tobin in the weekly spotlight I decided to see if everyone who visits the site was as cool. I'm also very sleepy right now and feel the urge to put down that I once emptied all of the left over sugar from a bag of sour patch kids onto a table and did a rather long line with a rolled up dollar bill. I didn't have a dead stripper handy at the time, but I wouldn't recommend it either way.

What about you?

[Zhukov]

Nope, I actually am boring.

[Babs]

Snorted sugar? You're an asshole.

[Antithusiasm]

It wasn't just sugar, It was that sour, burns the hell out of your nostril shit.

And yes, I am. But I'm an asshole who made five bucks.

Nice to meet you too by the way.

[Babs]

WRONG

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You only get to use the edit button 3 times here. Make your last one count.

[Antithusiasm]

Look, I know you may not agree with the choices I've made or the life I've lead, but I've changed. I got help for my addiction, and I've been clean for almost two years now.

You only get to use the edit button 3 times here. Make your last one count.

The first time was entrapment! I want my lawyer!

[Nick]

I dislike all you new guys. I don't know you, but I dislike you.

[Womti]

oh really?

[Antithusiasm]

That's okay, no one likes newbies.

Besides, most people stupid enough to stopped posting about their angst ridden high school problems long ago. Who else are you going to abuse?

[logansrun]

g'day.

[Zhukov]

Where are you from?

[elx]

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/Untitled-1.gif

[Misdemonar]

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED

[Misdemonar]

JUST CHECKING

[Misdemonar]

BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE

[elx]

PUKE
http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/Untitled-1.gif

[Misdemonar]

DO YOU HAVE A BADLY DRAWN PUKE FETISH

[elx]

DO YOU HAVE A BADLY DRAWN PUKE FETISH

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/EFSSFCC-1.gif

[Zhukov]

Beans? Canned meat? Tin? Soup? It's soup, sin't it? It's a Campbells soup tin. Hmm. Soup... soop... sup... sup? YOu mean to say 'sup, like what's up?

Well, not much is up my man, how are you doing?

I don't live too far away from Antartica, in fact I live next to the Australian Antartic Division headquaters, and I have been on the Southen Ice Breaker Aurora Australis a few times because I enjoy boats.

Tell us more about yourself.

[b_squared]

Zhukov, you can deceipher cartoon coded language?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu6/cherrypear/EFSSFCC-1.gif

Andy Borehol.

[Kitsa]

I think Zhukov is being very diplomatic.

[Zhukov]

I just want to enlarge the range of people fromthe southern hemisphere, it's shrunk by 50% since Pub Lover is possibly not in New Zealand like I always thought.

There was once someone else from Tasmania, and I said hello (or possibly an insult, but that is the i-mockery version of 'hello', right?) and he never posted again. I say hello to the person that says "g'day" and again no reply. This picture person is going to turn out to be from the US, I know it, or just draw a picture of a sleeping cat.

Fuck new people. I don't care anymore.

[Kitsa]

unless it's some sort of sophisticated pun regarding the availability of tarts in the southern hemisphere, I doubt the location note is truthful.

[Zhukov]

People can live in Antartica. A baby was born there the other year.

[Kitsa]

I meant he spelled it wrong.

[Zhukov]

Oh shit Antarctica : (

[Dimnos]

You guys embarrassed him and he changed it. :lol

[elx]

Tell us more about yourself.
http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/sdfSDFLXL.gif

[b_squared]

so you anti Millhouse, or Steven Colbert, or rainbow afros?

[Dimnos]

:lol That guy is sad.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nothing worse than Hitler coffee.

[Dimnos]

I dont know man... The smiley puke face is kind of disconcerting.

[Tadao]

elx is a hater

[Misdemonar]

ELX I LOVE HITLER AND STALIN FUCK YOU

[Zhukov]

Mussolini and Tojo.

I like Elx, at least he's replying, if not talking. Eventually he/she is going to tire though.

[testtube]

I dunno is this the welcoming page? I'm not new to I-Mockery by any means, in fact I might have been the 232nd person to ever look at it on its second day of existence, so that makes me extremely important to your life at this moment. I dunno, hello, I like all the same shit you do on this site n everything, alright laters.

[Tadao]

A whole 46 posts. Yeah dude. YOU ARE I-MOCKERY!

[Dimnos]

Let me try out my Misdemonar impression.

I dunno is this the welcoming page? I'm not new to I-Mockery by any means, in fact I might have been the 232nd person to ever look at it on its second day of existence, so that makes me extremely important to your life at this moment. I dunno, hello, I like all the same shit you do on this site n everything, alright laters.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[Kitsa]

pfft, misdemonar doesn't use exclamation points.

[Dimnos]

Is that better?

[Kitsa]

it'd be more like


GO FUCK YOURSELF



no punctuation

[testtube]

hey look, its message board shit, excitement