NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[Esuohlim]

It's OK she got the city wrong too :rolleyes

[RebeccaOTool]

I must have mixed it up in my profile...
You also misspelled 'diary'. ;)


And Esuohlim, it's not like I care about US geography. :(
And I'm the freaking English Major. :goth And how did you guys figure all that out? I don't have it listed in my profile (and if I posted it somewhere else on these boards, then forgot, I'll go to bed. So sleep deprived...)

[Pub Lover]

Ah, yes. I'm glad you edited that extra sentence in.

I was just thinking that this was the most casual acceptance of Cyber-stalking I've ever seen.

[RebeccaOTool]

So are you gonna help me out here? Ben? Maria? Big hungry Joe?

[Esuohlim]

Pub you shrewd devil ;)

[RebeccaOTool]

*SIGH* I guess I'll just bug everyone I know until I figure out who it is, if your not gonna confess Pub Lover. (Jason??)

[Emu]

As long as it isn't zeldasbiggestfan or juttin you're ok

[Pub Lover]

Sorry for the delay.

It's just that I'm torn between stealing the identity of one of your friends, Maria for example (http://www.deadjournal.com/users/Mary_Goodnight), or explaining that I'm just a creepy guy on the internet & you're too free with the telling of your personal imformation.


Hours of teasing vagueness, or the truth? I'm just not sure.



Oh, & no more Simpsons references please, they make Esuohlim mad. ;)


Oh, hey Emu. Posting in my way again? Awesome!

[RebeccaOTool]

I'm not very free with my information. The ONLY way you could know about OCC is if you knew me personally, not to mention which specific Maria. So who is it? I'm betting on Ben, but Jason my #2 suspect.

[Pub Lover]

The ONLY way you could know about OCC is if you knew me personally
Or have access to google, my dear. :conspiracy

[RebeccaOTool]

Fine. I don't care who you are. Screw you. If you are Jason or Ben or anyone else I know, you have no right to screw with me this way. And I don't believe you about finding my info on Google.

[Emu]

Type your own SN into google and see what comes up

[Pub Lover]

My apologies for making you mad. It is a horrible game I play.

I did a google search of your username. This gave me many of the sites you are signed upto on the internet. Just one linked to your livejournal. The profile of that gave me both your school, & the correct Maria.

The whole of this forum will testify that I am a creepy internet guy of many years standing. Again, my apologies. I am a bad person.

[Pub Lover]

Type your own SN into google and see what comes up
Thank you, Emu. You're a pal! :D

[RebeccaOTool]

There's still no immediate way to find the info. I can't even get to my LJ page, how the hell did you?

*EDIT* Now my shit is working, and I see what you did.
...
I don't think I'll be coming to the I-Mockery boards much.

[Emu]

no prob

[Pub Lover]

There's still no immediate way to find the info. I can't even get to my LJ page, how the hell did you?
I'm very good, if that is a word that can be used in this situation. :lol

This page links to a LJ. (http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=969343)

I don't think I'll be coming to the I-Mockery boards much.
I'm hardly indicative of the general community, but it's probably for the best.

[RebeccaOTool]

There's still no immediate way to find the info. I can't even get to my LJ page, how the hell did you?
I'm very good, if that is a word that can be used in this situation. :lol

This page links to a LJ. (http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=969343)
Yes, it took me a minute to figure out what you did. I'm deleting all my information. I'm not going to come to these boards much either.

[Pub Lover]

I'm getting STALKED! SHIT!!
As everyone knows, my messageboard handel is 'RebeccaOTool'. Some CREEP on I-Mockery wnet though my name to Googel, and looked up all my info on this page! *WHICH I'm deleting*.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=333&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=1975

:lol

seriously, this was five minutes of effort to check you weren't GW. :(

[RebeccaOTool]

I'm getting STALKED! SHIT!!
As everyone knows, my messageboard handel is 'RebeccaOTool'. Some CREEP on I-Mockery wnet though my name to Googel, and looked up all my info on this page! *WHICH I'm deleting*.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=333&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=1975

:lol

seriously, this was five minutes of effort to check you weren't GW. :(
Hey, as far as I know, you are some creep who went though my info. :/ Nobody else has ever bothered. And what's GW Stand for?

[Pub Lover]

Guitar Woman was a long time poster on this forum who turned out to be a a dude that was previously banned for breaking the rules.

I am sorry that I've upset you, even though it is mixed with some mirth. However, people do need to learn that the internet is all connected and people much nastier than me use it.

[RebeccaOTool]

It is a good point, (thus my mass info deleting) but I'm not a bimbo 14 year old trying to have flings with older men and posting their home address. And I am DEFINITLY not a dude. :|

[MrAdventure]

you're dead do you hear me fucking dead im gonna find you rebeccaotool

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It is a good point, (thus my mass info deleting) but I'm not a bimbo 14 year old trying to have flings with older men and posting their home address. And I am DEFINITLY not a dude. :| Deja fucking vu dude.

[Jixby Phillips]

hahhaha RebeccaOToo you stink :eek l

[Angryhydralisk]

Name- Cory
Age- 21
job- Web Designer
where are you at?- Kentucky in "Da Ville"
how did you find out about this site?- Newgrounds and Castlevania
why did you start posting- Why the hell not!?
Level of Educ.- Associates
Income- Uh....
hobbies- music, movies, and babes. :)
fav. music/band- DOOOOOOOOOOM!
fav. book- Of Mice and Men or the Death of WCW
fav. movie- Drunken Master
Fav. Video Game- Castlevania - SOTN...
fav. food- Salmon.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I'll get back to you in about 20 years on that one...
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Not say anything and be classified as "God" by the class clown.

[liquidstatik]

i wish i had your job ;<

[Angryhydralisk]

It's an okay job. I like it better then most of the print jobs.

[Rongi]

are you that guy who always gave perfect scores to insane clown posse cds on the music review site?

[noob3]

:lol

[Angryhydralisk]

are you that guy who always gave perfect scores to insane clown posse cds on the music review site?

And got burned out on that stuff by the time I hit technical school? Yes. Trendy times, I admit. I think that was also the time I wrote my reviews with zero sense of realism.

[noob3]

fag

[Angryhydralisk]

I imagine it could be worse. Or could it!?

[noob3]

nope. it couldn't be any worse. sorry. you're like at the bottom of the hole, dude!

[Angryhydralisk]

:lol Thanks. I needed the laugh. Hell, if I could go back in time, I'd kick my own ass for listening to that stuff...and not....Elvis.

[noob3]

you should of been listening to korn or blink 182 or somthing less gay

[Angryhydralisk]

Does GWAR & White Zombie work?

[noob3]

maybe for you, because you're so gay

[Angryhydralisk]

Everything is gay, what's your point?

[noob3]

korn isnt gay

[Angryhydralisk]

Yes-huuuuuuuh! :lol

[noob3]

gay boy

[Angryhydralisk]

:lol2

[Mockery]

I remember a time when Chojy wouldn't let a day go by without bringing up his adoration for ICP. :love

[noob3]

what?

You mean Chojin isn't the cool dude I always thought he was? OMG! Has my whole time at I-Mockery been a lie?

[Guitar Woman]

I understand he was like a slightly cooler version of me in a past forum

Beyond that, I know nothing

[Angryhydralisk]

I remember a time when Chojy wouldn't let a day go by without bringing up his adoration for ICP. :love

Wow. No wonder those reviews of mine got approved.

[Lenor]

When in hell was Eric (chojin) obsessed with icp .. more then he was with DDR and ME ??!??!?

and why yes KoRn is fuckin awesome !! as we all know that I rock that shit like its fuckin comeing out my eyeballs.

Ohh yeah.. since I havent been here in along time.. here ya go:

Name: Amber - (lenor is actually lenore from the comic book character and of course edgar allen poe, but mostly the little grl in the comic book by roman dirge)

Age: 23 ( when I started on this board i was 17)

Job/school: FUck SU for one more year, then off to FL ST. an yup 200g's a year ...

Why im awesome: Cause one day JIXBY made a song just for ME!!

Why im back: cause I missed my favorite bitches ... and of course noob and blackflag.. (and you thought it had ended..)

Fav sneaker: the etnie im gonna shove up chojins ass if he deletes anything of myn! hehehe
Fav song: OF course jixbys 'i hate lenore' song ... that rocked!
Fav movie: Fear and loathing in las vegas -RIP Hunter S thompson Dr of journalism (he was the best) WHY: cause im a huge druggie that actually doenst do any drugs.. so im cool!
Fav SLUT: HIllary Duff
Fav Thing: you ..

[Chojin]

lenor is like a real-life pillowfight :eek

also i'll thank everyone here to never mention icp again

[Lenor]

why eric is that a comment referring to my boobs? ... thanx ur a doll!!

[Mystie]

Name- Mystie
Age- 23
job- I don't have a job right now, they fired me because they heard I wrote a couple bad things about the company in my locked friends-only MySpace blog entries. :rolleyes But, usually I do administrative support. I rock Microsoft Office. :rock
where you at?- Fleetwood, PA.
why did you start posting- Because I'm unemployed and need something to do while I'm watching Spongebob reruns.
how long have you been on the board- Little over a year.
hobbies- I've been running my own website for 10 years (although on different places) where I regularly write about girly things like Sweet Secrets and Fashion Plates, I also do some painting, collecting of old videos, I do freelance writing/photography for Zern's, I collect stickers and old packets of Kool-Aid, and I go to karaoke once a week.
fav. music/band- VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, Manson, Orgy, ThouShaltNot, AFI, and a plethora of bad 80's music
fav. book- All the Harry Potter books. Yeah. I suck.
fav. movie- Labyrinth, Rocky Horror, Ghostbusters... something along those lines. I'm also a big fan of any movie Jim Henson worked on.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Zeldasbiggestfan
what is that smell- Smells like mean spirit.

[Noodles]

HAI GUYS LOOK WHO DID THEIR INTRO WRONG :D

[Pub Lover]

Hello Noodles. Welcome to the board. :)

[Chojin]

You know how sometimes in animal crossing, you get two of the same animal in your town, and they both use the same mannerisms?

What I'm saying is that we should refer to Noodles and Rankeri as 'beaker', collectively.

[Noodles]

Yeah I remember Animal Crossing...It was good...good times
... until ... (Bum BUm BUM)
you forget about it for a year or 2 than every one says: "I have'nt seen you in 734 days" :explode

[Zomboid]

I know it's a page back 'n all, but I just wanted to say that korn fucking sucks.

[kahljorn]

seriously. I live in their place of birth or something, so many people love them here. They are always on the radio and when they decide to play them here they go OH KORN IS COMING BACK HOME TO PLAY A SWEET HOME ALABAMA TOUR FOR US OH KORN LOVES US AND WE LOVE THEM or something.

Plus i know people who have talked to them and i guess the lead singers brother used to work with my brother and law at warehouse (i think it's the singers brother or maybe the actual singer) and one time he wasn't doing his work and talking so my brother in law told him to shut up and start working and then somebody said YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS ITS KORNS BROTHER and he said what who's that who cares shut up and go back to work

[Noodles]

WHA Korn + Sweet Home Alabama = WTF

I really don't like Korn (why) beacause I HATE C BEING REPLACED WITH K's!!

[Lenor]

wow you really did your homework! bakersfield, CA .. the lead singer of adema is jon davis's step brother. And seriously, just because you have no talent and arent married to a porn star, and most likely no money.. dont whine about your jelousy to make yourself feel better!

Besides, music is music..THeir wouldnt be so many genre's out there if everyone was expected to like the same thing!

Also.. Quit following me around, like a deranged stalker, and commenting about how everything I say is wrong, if you hate me so much! People like you are just annoying and only looking to justify to themselves they are better to hide their extreme insecurities. Sidebar: compared to alot of people that gave me shit, your seriously unoriginal and creepy! LIke the KoRn thing, Played out LONG time ago, ALong with most of your comments. Your boring me..

[Zomboid]

Uhh..what?

[Lenor]

canada has good drugs!

[MetalMilitia]

Simpsons did it!

[Zomboid]

I think that if I was actually on drugs while trying to read your posts I would just die :(

[Lenor]

heroin overdose? too much crack? people usually on drugs are alot nicer..

[MetalMilitia]

People on drugs only ever talk about how they could make a bong out of stuff. :/

[Yggdrasill]

I bet your things are a lot nicer too huh?

EDIT: DAMMIT

[MetalMilitia]

GASP

[Lenor]

thats cute.. unfortunatly weed isnt the only drug around .. maybe you might sit around and talk about bongs.. but I think I dropped that when i was 15..

WTF.. nonsensical jibberish.. awesome

[liquidstatik]

People on drugs only ever talk about how they could make a bong out of stuff. :/

that made me lol ;x

[Lenor]

ygg: seriously.. anytime now.. put down the bottle for a second .. k?

[Yggdrasill]

I'm not falling for that line again lady

[Lenor]

:love :love :love

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I like the music of Ray Charles.

[kahljorn]

you're right the korn thing is played out which is why I'm not going to spend the time to share why exactly their music sucks. Everybody knows, let's leave it at that. Instead I would like to discuss why they suck as people.

I want you to keep in mind none of this has anything to do with you. The only way it could have anything to do with you is in the fact that you made the stupid statements I'm responding to(like in other threads), but really I just feel like I'm doing the world a service by battling your stupidity. I mean, I literally know NOTHING about Korn because I've anever liked theirmusic. I also invest zero time researching bands. I'm not one of those people who reads the band biography and then goes star searching for love. I don't even know who's in my favorite bands 90% of the time unless I'm looking for other music they did. These are just stories I happened to hear because I live in their birth city and hear all the dirt and have a practically photographic memory.

What i was discussing was a real life story in which one of my brother in laws punked them for being bitches. I wasn't even actually talking to you I was just talking to Zomboid who was talking about Korn. I have a similar story involving my other brother in law who went to school with Johnathan davis. Apparantly johnathan davis is a stupid nerd with a stupid face and he used to whine about dandd shit alot so he would get beat up :(
More true stories about korns gayness:
Johnathan Davis' first wedding was a renaissance fair/ dungeons and dragons nerd meeting.
He named his child Pirate.

Also, why would i be jealous of someone marrying a porn star? You are absolutely retarded. He didn't get a porn star because he's hot or cool or something, he got a porn star because *GASPSURPRISESHOCK* PORN STARS ARE STUPID HUSSIES WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT MONEY. Look at Anna Nicole Smith. Fuck, you want to act like you're some behavioral psychologist who understands extreme insecurities, what does marrying a porn star who you know is only interested in your money say about extreme insecurities? What does liking a gay band and trying to stick up for their insecurities say about you? Are you a little insecure about liking Korn? lol
You don't know anything about behavioral psychology and I find it startling that you would even pretend to be intelligent.

PS I'm not following you around, fatty.

[Lenor]

My thoughts on your essay: :puke
My thoughts on you: Nothing, your not worth it.


My life is music.

And all that shit you said about him has been put out for the public since 94'

Pornstars are sluts.

Whats with the name calling? Im not fat.

Your not doing anyone a favor by creating endless post on why everyone should hate me. That kinda makes you look a little insecure.
Point out all my flaws, So nobody notices yours!

[kahljorn]

"My life is music. "

That's lame, especially if it's lame music like Korn. Why don't you just say your life is a heaping pile of shit.
People who say their life is music are just looking for something to latch on to to make them likable and cool. Don't you know that? Are you a musician? otherwise saying that just makes you look stupid, probably like you are trying to latch on to cool musicians. Even if you are a musician it's pompous and ridiculous. "OH IM SUCH AN ARTIST AND SO CREATIVE I LIVE MY LIFE RUTHLESSLY THROUGH MUSICAL CREATIVITY LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE KORN PLEASE????"

"And all that shit you said about him has been put out for the public since 94' "
SO? You idiot, when did I say it wasn't public? Did I say I was privy to some private secret knowledge? Didn't I say I HEARD IT FROM OTHER PEOPLE AND HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. you sure use your brain alot! ps i dont think he was married to a pornstar or had a kid named pirate in 1994, idiot. do do do dodododododo do do do dododo i think that all happened post 2k
You act like you're the most original person on this board, and yet every post you make on this message board is somehow about you. Not very original. I think it points out some secret insecurities that you constantly have to be in the spotlight. You like people talking about you because your parents and friends didn't pay enough attention to you as a child and you have some social or psychological characteristic that makes you feel alienated from "normal" social situations. To make up for this you constantly throw yourself into the spot light. I'm sure this works over well in normal social situations in which that is pretty much the norm. Like at bars. But people who goto bars are insecure and desperate for sex. You are like every other person I've ever met in my life.
You are unspectacular, and yet with every ounce of your being you strive to be spectacular.

"Your not doing anyone a favor by creating endless post on why everyone should hate me."

Please quote me saying I need someone else to hate you in order to justify me hating you(which is what you were implying). Or just post a quote of me saying that everyone should hate you.

"My thoughts on your essay"
lol. I'd hate to see what your essays look like if you consider some garbage I wrote without any intent of it being an essay.. an essay.

[kahljorn]

i was hesitant on posting this because i know it'll make me look like I'm stalking and stuff but i just can't help it:
(From the absolute begining! but not to the end)

Xxch33s3whizxx: let it go.. and yes I am a musician.
Kahljorn: Okay
Kahljorn: then please revert to the subclause of my statement
Xxch33s3whizxx: Sorry, in the attempt of trying to read all of your post, I ended up falling asleep from bordom.
Kahljorn: So out of that bordom you decided it would be a good idea to pm me and have a conversation with someone who bores you
Xxch33s3whizxx: So please eleborate..
Kahljorn: fucking brilliant.
Xxch33s3whizxx: this isnt a PM.. its AIM
Kahljorn: Private message, instant message, same shit
Xxch33s3whizxx: Its alot more mature.
Kahljorn: Yes AIM is much more mature than those immature yahoo users and message board private messagers.
Xxch33s3whizxx: I get it, you have this huge problem with me.
Kahljorn: lol
Kahljorn: i don't have anything with you, i dont even know you
Xxch33s3whizxx: I was refering to your comment above that.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Keep up!
Kahljorn: keep up to what, you don't even know what you're talking about.
Xxch33s3whizxx: So, then what is the point of your endless exposition?
Kahljorn: it's not endless.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Its more then 2 paragraphs.
Kahljorn: kay
Xxch33s3whizxx: Those post used to be deleted instantly on the old board.
Kahljorn: No they didn't.
Kahljorn: you stinky liar
Xxch33s3whizxx: Yeah, rog did.
Kahljorn: ive been posting on imockery since it opened.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Yeah, right there with ya!
Kahljorn: You were never there.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Yeah I def was!
Kahljorn: you're a filthy liar and you smell like rocksalt mixed with shit.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Boverg .. wherever he went.
Kahljorn: the rocksalt is mostly inconsequential.
Xxch33s3whizxx: Ive hung out and met chojin
Kahljorn: Okay..
Kahljorn: you keep saying these things, and I know you expect me to care, but i just don't.
Xxch33s3whizxx: I dont expect anything, im just sick of having to read your post. And this is quicker.
Kahljorn: you're still reading my posts.
Kahljorn: aren't you vomitting uncontrolably.
Xxch33s3whizxx: No im not still reading it, but id rather avoid another.

[guitar man]

i am pulling down kaljorns pants, he is very giddy

[kahljorn]

watch out for my penis :(

[guitar man]

is that what you say to all the men baby

[kahljorn]

no usually i say "hi, how are you?"

[guitar man]

is this before or after you juice on them

[kahljorn]

well I wouldn't ask someone how they were after I juiced on them I think the answer is kind of obvious.

[Grislygus]

Kahljorn, Lenore and guitarman are a fucking hydra. Shoot down one idiotic comment, and two more pop up. Just ignore the cretins. Working fine for me.

[guitar man]

and ur our hydra anus constantly shitting out huge hydra turds

[kahljorn]

Grislygus that's the exact advice i normally give to people who fill their mouths with bitch comments. Congratulations on taking it(the advice, not the bitch comments), it gives me faith in humanity!

[guitar man]

i am sticking my hydra head into grislygus (the hydra anus), is thsi like incest or what!?

[Lenor]

and yet he came back again..

ohhh shit.. looks like he forgot to post the rest of our 2 hour discussion ..

[theapportioner]

Hmm Lenor seems more interesting/entertaining this time around.

[Noodles]

You mean instead of being a whiny bitch? :/

[kahljorn]

"ohhh shit.. looks like he forgot to post the rest of our 2 hour discussion .."

that was mostly because i thought it would be wasted space and I knew no one would read it. It's not like i was your best friend in the conversation or something. Plus doesn't it invalidate your perception of me as boring and not worth talking to, as expressed by you in this thread :O

[Noodles]

I don't think any one cared about your 2 hour hydra-insult discussion...

[Lenor]

aww.. :love

As I understand, half the time im a patheticly boring idiot with alot of clevage, while the other half I've become a more interesting, non-whiny idiot with alot of clevage?

Fucking AWESOME!

[Noodles]

No... your a full-time boring idiot who shows off her cleavage in a n avatar.

[noob3]

you are comprised of pasta

[Lenor]

noob :love

[Angryhydralisk]

Oogie boogie boogie! :chatter

[kahljorn]

you know i really want some lasagne right about now

[Angryhydralisk]

I had some lasagna alfredo recently. Good stuff.

[Lenor]

COOKIES!!!!!!!

[Noodles]

Wow... Congratulations on changing the subject from pasta to cookies... I like peanut butter.com (damn force of habit)

[Terra]

shut up noodles

[Lenor]

I like pie ... errr.. wait that makes me sound like a lezbian .. :love

[Noodles]

Wait your not a lesbian WHAT ELSE HAS BEEN A LIE!!!!!

[Lenor]

from my friend brandy while talking on the phone with her: Alicia (her daughter) cant you just go play in traffic for a minute or something

[Fathom Zero]

Hi. I'm Fathom Zero and I have a problem. I'm a compulsive gambler and I'm not ashamed to admit that I need help.

[Lenor]

terra rocks my socks!

[Terra]

Lenor, you need to pm me. I've begun "teh Club"

[Lenor]

i did weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Misdemonar]

Oh god diedieidieidieidiedieidiediedxiediediediediediedie diediediediediediediediediediediediedie

[Terra]

Oh god diedieidieidieidiedieidiediedxiediediediediediedie diediediediediediediediediediediediedie
you are not part of teh club. if your a fag you may pm me too

i suspect your a fag

[kahljorn]

man fag clubs are so gay

[Terra]

That just tickled me in ways that are probably illegal in 35 states...

[kahljorn]

yes well touching someone's feet is generally considered ir-respectable.

[Terra]

unless moneys are exchanged.

[kahljorn]

Yes because whoring your stinky feet out to some man's illicit sexual desires is very respectable

[Terra]

would stinky feet be a prereq? would i get more moneys for clean feet?

[kahljorn]

I don't know why don't you ask a shoe salesman or some other foot pimp

[Terra]

i already asked shoe salesmen before here. i don't know a shoe/foot pimp

[kahljorn]

then i guess you already have the answer from a qualified professional >:
shoe salesman are shoe pimps ;9

[Terra]

:themoreyouknow

[Astartes]

I don't (care to) remember all the entries, so I apologize. Name's Antonio, from Italy (I travel a lot in the EU and in the Anglosphere,anyway), I'm 25, I'm a linguist and I lurk in these shores since 2002, as I hold the late Roger Barr and his fellows in the greatest esteem, that's also why I'm here. Hatred is a tool not to be wasted, so I strive not to hate anybody. My nickname is a nod to the Adeptus Astartes, although I sold my soul to Dialogue long ago.
Long days and pleasant nights to you all.

[WhiteRat]

I prefer my nights to be full of fear and despair, thank you very much.

[ArrowX]

AWHOooOOOOGA

[Grislygus]

The "late" Roger Barr? Is there something you aren't telling us?

[Astartes]

The "late" Roger Barr? Is there something you aren't telling us?

Not at all. I used it in the sense of "the one and only", or thereabouts...

[Sethomas]

That doesn't help!

[kahljorn]

Maybe he's saying he came back to life to haunt us on a message board-- much like jesus!
Also if roger barr isn't dead yet maybe he's also saying he traveled back in time after he died.

Those are my only suggestions :(

[Lenor]

kahl .. ya know what I have to say to that? BLAH!

yup that is all there is ..

[Girl Drink Drunk]

WHOA HEY! LENOR'S BACK WITH HER ZANY RAMBLINGS!

[Lenor]

Sniper .. go hump a tree!

-hows that for my awesome wittyness bitch-

[Grislygus]

Hello, Lenor. Just thought I'd drop by and remind you that there's an 'i' in 'wittiness'.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Maybe he's saying he came back to life to haunt us on a message board-- much like jesus!
Also if roger barr isn't dead yet maybe he's also saying he traveled back in time after he died.

Those are my only suggestions :(

He's not Jesus?

All my dreams... :(

[sadie]

are you one of those irritating people who say everything they think?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

are you one of those irritating people who say everything they think?

I love you.

Apparently.

And since this is the thread about knowing everyone, I would like to say that since I've already established myself to you as an asshole, I do not like to be provoked, so if you keep responding to everything I say and telling me I'm irritating or any other euphamism for calling me an asshole, I'll just keep talking. So if you want me to shut up, don't say anything. You're not the only one. Okay? Thanks.

[GADZOOKS]

Go suck on a bonnet, you big baby

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Go suck on a bonnet, you big baby

See? I'm an asshole.

Gadzooks, when you go to Panera Bread, do they leave the deli paper on your turkey sandwich, too? Because I hate that. I think it's a strechy piece of lettuce. And then I say, "Hey, I don't want stretchy lettuce. Wait a second, this is paper! Fuck you, Panera Bread. If I want a paper and turkey sandwich I would go to Paper Sandwich Bread, not Panera Bread."

[Terra]

shut up porky

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Go suck on a bonnet, you big baby

See? I'm an asshole.



I wouldn't say that you're an asshole....I'm thinking you're leaning more towards the dribbling, brain damaged side of stupid...with a healthy dose of american ignorance thrown in for good measure. :)

[orezona]

What's the typical responce to a newbie?

The better part of my day I avoid doing any actual work at my job like the plauge. There's a fine line between being productive and doing jack shit, however usually I ignore that line altogether and read movie reviews on i-mockery.

For my 28th birthday my wife got me a lego tie fighter. I was pleased that the little lego Darth Vader's light saber would light up if you pressed down on his head. I'm not a huge toy nut, because most of the time I'd rather be out on my skateboard trying with all my mighty skill to hurt myself in new and interesting ways.

Yeah, my name's Andy as well. Andy is the name all the idiot characters on TV and in movies have...

[Grislygus]

Each newcomer embodies a magical realm of new and exciting possibilities for eternal hatred. Except for Tithonus, because he's fucking awesome.

[kahljorn]

I don't really like him that much because I picture him slowly and deliberately eatting small pieces of cheese on expensive plastic reusable toothpicks and he spent hours slowly and deliberately slicing the cheese into small bite sized cheese bits and then places them in the hat in his avatar and walks to some posh poetry reading and sits there and eats them slowly and deliberately but doesn't SHARE

also all the poetry is about the stock exchange.

i do like his tattoo though and usually i think tattoos are lame.

[Grislygus]

Replace "cheese" with "human appendages" and you'll be on the right track.

Seriously, though, the guy is colossal.

[kahljorn]

I don't think you understand the significance of cheese.

[Grislygus]

I don't think your mother understands the significance of cheese.

Hold on, wait, "your mother" should be in caps. YOUR MOTHER.

[kahljorn]

dude my mother makes cheese from breastmilk i think she understands more than you do you used cheese cloth.

[Grislygus]

Dammit, foiled.

[kahljorn]

Dont you mean BOILED ;)

[Grislygus]

DAMN YOUR WORDPLAY.

[Chojin]

I don't really like him that much because I picture him slowly and deliberately eatting small pieces of cheese on expensive plastic reusable toothpicks and he spent hours slowly and deliberately slicing the cheese into small bite sized cheese bits and then places them in the hat in his avatar and walks to some posh poetry reading and sits there and eats them slowly and deliberately but doesn't SHARE.
this is why you should be in mock wars :<

[kahljorn]

Me? I don't know, I get worried that I can't bring it out on command for no reason :(
I'll try though actually. I'll make a post in that thread.

[Terra]

kahl? you and i might have our differences but i would cast a vote for you anytime. i think you would be the best mocker. no shit dude

[Terra]

just because you can out cunt us all.

yo dude it's a compliment too

[kahljorn]

Man i always thought i was a nice person :O

thanks i guess.

[AllHailRoG]

hi everybody!!!
i'mnew and could really use some new friends .i would love to contribute to any contests......if i knew how to work photoshop good....

[Black Flag]

man rog is pretty cool, don't ya think?

[Archduke Tips]

Okay guys, the party can start now. I made it to this new crazy forum.

[Fathom Zero]

ROG, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

Black Flag, do you take your name from the King's X song of the same name?

[Juttin]

Black Flag is a Punk band. With Henry Rollins.

[Fathom Zero]

Was. Past tense.

Now there's the Rollins Band.

[corpexec44]

Henry Rollins was on ritalin as a kid. He'll kick anyones ass if you provoke him

[Womti]

hey guys I'm new hows it goin

[Esuohlim]

Your sig is too big loser

[Goat Cheese]

your sig is not big enough and not nearly enough refrences to pokemon.

[Womti]

haha goat cheese in the bat-cave

[Lenor]

Aparently I missed the signup days for morons :/ There seems to be a rather large amount of super fuckers on here now .. :rave :love :rave

kahl ... - def agree with terra an eric, your off the fuckin hizzah .. haha ..

im so cool

[Esuohlim]

Aparently I missed the signup days for morons :/

One might argue that you were first in line

[Lenor]

esu: I get it, you hate me, dont have any idea why. But to each their own. But you know whats even worse, is following one person around, posting shit after each thing they've said. Thats just sad. I think you might need to get a life....

[kahljorn]

Personally, I don't see anything wrong with insulting a person in more than one thread if t hey are acting like an idiot in more than one thread. I don't really see how you are being an idiot in this thread, though.
GRATUITOUSLY ACCEPTS ASSKISSING

[Esuohlim]

It was too easy is all :(

[kahljorn]

:lol . I thought it was funny and sharp though :O

hilariously enough, the, "YOIU FOLLOW ME AROUND AND INSULT ME. HOW PATHETIC, PATHETIC BOY. WHY DONT YOU BU YA PUPPY" thing has also been done by her before.

[Lenor]

kahl.. at least quote me right .. dammit .. and when the fuck did I say that befor? Was it with the whole boob fiasco? That was months ago... seriously you sound like a stalker knowing everything ive said and where I am.. creepy

[kahljorn]

See? You just did it again.

I just have an unfortunately good memory, and haven't developed the art of forgetting. Plus when you see the same stupid insults/justifications you can't help but remember them.. especially when that person makes them like 6 times at least.

and you're right I shouldn't insult you so much but you keep saying stupid shit and I'm sort of bored (IDLENESS IS THE GREATEST VIRTUE). I honestly can't help it.

[Lenor]

kahl: ok yeah its funny. I say stupid shit after a nite of not sleeping an adderol usage, which is prescribed for me. So no shit about that thanx. And I cant go to sleep now since im leaving soon, then going to be leaving again an then again.

im gonna just crawl in my bed n not answer my cell .. :/

[kahljorn]

no wonder you're so annoying you have ADHD ;/

what happens if you don't take your medicine?

[Lenor]

im even worse.. I cant hold the same conversation for more then 2 minutes, I have to be doing 50 things at once. I talk immensily, but im rather funny though.

Im only annoying on this board since its so easy to press your buttons.. That was discovered when me and chojin first met many years ago when he came to ny from baltimore

[SKATERMONKEY]

i was on ritalin when i had adhd. they gave me major stomach cramps.
must be bad if you still have it aye?

[Lenor]

yeah i take the most allowed amount per day for my size. an they waited till i was 16 when i was diagnosed at 3 to give me anything..

[SKATERMONKEY]

they started me at 14 see the monkey? that was me. i wasnt allowed cpffee sugar red cordial lollies etc if blowed.

[kahljorn]

do you smoke cigarettes? Did your parents smoke cigarettes? I don't get people with ADHD. It's supposed to be a childhood only disease - and when adults develop it it's a different problem. Maybe you just need to learn to calm down, try smoking pot or something.

Why do you have to always bring up meeting chojin and other people from the board like it's relevant? See, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about.
Do you honestly think you're, "Pushing our buttons?" If you've been here for so long you should know by now that whenever somebody stupid pops up we fuck with them. That's like the most thing most dumb people say when they are being insulted, "LOOK HOW MUCH ATTENTION IM gettING" "OH IM SO COOL LOOK YOU GUYS ARE ALL TALKING TO ME" "LOOK IM TOTALLY HURTING YOUR FEELINGS OTHERWISE WHY WOULD YOU BE TALKING TO ME"
look at that thread by homowner where he takes lots of people insulting him in a mockwars forum on i-mockery to mean that he's cool.

[kahljorn]

ill make sure and refer back to this if Im smoking crack

:O:O:O

[liquidstatik]

Name- Danny Tatom :D
Age- 19 :x
job- uhh not yet
where are you at?- arkansass
how did you find out about this site?- i don't remember ;<
why did you start posting- i don't remember that, either ;<
Level of Educ.- high school, though im starting college next semester :D
Income- $0
hobbies- internetts, drugs, and the womens :O
fav. music/band- i have way too many
fav. book- i don't read books ;<
fav. movie- i don't watch movies either
Fav. Video Game- i don't play games :x
fav. food- spaghetti :O
Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody :x
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be a ROCKSTAR :eek

[Lenor]

danny.. we should be HOT rockstars together.. cuz were both super hot!

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

milhouse i hope you're rolling your eyes to her cause you know im hot ;o

[Womti]

Name-
Age- 19 sic
job-
where are you at?- vermont
how did you find out about this site?- good times
why did you start posting- good times
Level of Educ.- good times
Income- $0.00
hobbies- drugs/alcohol :o
fav. music/band- gee that's a tough one
fav. book- I recently quit, thanks anyway.
fav. movie- watership down ;O
Fav. Video Game- :love
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- nobody
In high school you were voted most likely to...- die :lol

[Lenor]

danny .. im so much hotter then you.. ya slut .. but I do still :love you!

[DamnthatDavid]

I just gotta update this:

Name- David
Age- 23
job- United States Coast Guardsman
where are you at?- The Oregon Coast
how did you find out about this site?- Supafly told me.
why did you start posting- No idea.
Level of Educ.- Tech College
hobbies- Hiking, Movies, Boats, the ladies.
fav. music/band- Led Zep, Queen, Flogging Molly
fav. book- Terry Pratchett
fav. movie- To many.
Fav. Video Game- WoW *geek*
fav. food- Homemade Hamburger
Who do you hate the most on this board- damn near everyone.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I wasn't voted anything. I wasn't popular enough. And I had no idea what I wanted to be.

[Lenor]

World of WarCrack is lame :/

best old school rpg: super nintendo zelda: a link to the past.
Best Rpg of all time: FF7
Best fighting game: Soul Calibor or Dead or alive (dreamcast)
Best racing game: Need for speed: hot persuit (motherfuckin EL NINO bitches)

theres my geek shit for the nite..

[DamnthatDavid]

this ain't the gaming forum buckoroo.

[Schimid]

Name - Zak
Age - 18
job - Uh none right now!
where are you at? - Maryland
how did you find out about this site? - I don't even remember anymore.
why did you start posting - Because I thought I was hilarious.
Level of Education - Community college!
hobbies - Cool stuff
fav. music/band - Soul Coughing and Modest Mouse
fav. book - uh i don't know
fav. movie - Forrest Gump or Closer
Fav. Video Game - Silent Hill 2 or either Smash Brothers
fav. food - Steak
Who do you hate the most on this board - hey now!
In high school you were voted most likely to... - I was actually voted "Best Eyes" ;D

[Lenor]

Si usted no ha advertido, nadie atiende ni cuida lo que es anunciado aquí ya.

[Chojin]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/820465/2/istockphoto_820465_el_roboto_mexican_wrestler_3.jp g

Por favor tener niños sin el dolor del té dulce delicioso, el efecto secundario desafortunado de el cual es muerte del pesebre.

[Lenor]

Dispénseme por favor yo tengo una barricada de policía delante de mí, y una multitud de los gansos enojados que tratan de atacar.

[Chojin]

DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

[Lenor]

¿Qué, me pregunto por qué nadie responde?

[Guitar Woman]

私はそれが吸っているあなたに関与するかもしれないことを知らない

[Guitar Woman]

am I doing it right

[Lenor]

¡No, desgraciadamente usted es todavía un idiota! Arrepentido.

[liquidstatik]

that was one of the funniest things i've read in a loooongg time ;o

[Guitar Woman]

別の言語で侮辱のあなたの試みはまだひどいどうにかして。私はダイス望む。

[liquidstatik]

im un poco oxidado en esta charla española :X

[Guitar Woman]

What? :<

[Lenor]

¡El sais que su el idiota más grande que él ha visto jamás, y espera que usted salte de un precipicio pronto!

[liquidstatik]

Haha, no tengo ninguna idea qué usted está intentando decir, pero cuál usted ES el refrán es hilarante ;<

[Lenor]

Danny, si usted IM mí entonces yo permitiré que usted sepa, mi estimado. Quizá, gW fue trastornado con el insulto anterior, optimistamente él ha saltado del más cercano puente ya.

[guitar man]

speak english

[guitar man]

spanish makes my asshole hella hot/wet

[liquidstatik]

Danny, si usted IM mí entonces yo permitiré que usted sepa, mi estimado. Quizá, gW fue trastornado con el insulto anterior, optimistamente él ha saltado del más cercano puente ya.

Estoy en mi casa de los amigos, él no tengo puntería. ;<

spanish makes my asshole hella hot/wet

ése es cómo lo deseo ;D

[Lenor]

Ne PAS hurler à moi !

[liquidstatik]

Ce qui dans le monde sont vous parlant ! la femme de guitare d'homme de l'OH est un tel pédé ;x

[Lenor]

¿Allright, eso tendría sentido en por qué su holgazán, cuánto encuentra usted mi idea de hablar en varios launguages diferente impresionante?

[Guitar Woman]

I can see lenor dragging this out for weeks after it stops being funny, which actually happened about five minutes ago :<

[Lenor]

Je pleurerai.

[liquidstatik]

Sí, CONJETURO que es impresionante. ¡Tan impresionante como mí, pero qué puede usted hacer! ¡apenas embromando, sweetie! ;D

[guitar man]

Estoy mecanografiando esto con una erección masiva, mi shlong duro cosquilleado por el aire de la noche

[Lenor]

I can see lenor dragging this out for weeks after it stops being funny, which actually happened about five minutes ago :<
Ich werde aufhalten wenn ich, gut Wunsch auch zu verdammen, Ihre rührenden Beleidigungen machen mich lache, da Sie scheinen können, aufrechtzuerhalten. Am wahrscheinlichsten der Grund hinter Ihrem plötzlichen Hass von mir, der spricht, in was auch immer ich fühle wie.

[liquidstatik]

GUITARMAN: Bebé del Oh, usted me está haciendo así que deseo difícilmente su martillo ahora mmm

[Lenor]

El hombre de la guitarra: thanx...
Danny, por qué sí huno, aún yo todavía le puedo sacudir en tiempo con mi imigination vívido. ¿Por qué está usted en su computadora de amigos?

[guitar man]

sus amigos están agujereando y desean jugar solamente el initial D toda la noche de largo mientras que comen nachos y hablan teniendo sexo con las muchachas gordas

[liquidstatik]

¡Estoy permaneciendo la noche, porque estamos fumando el uh oh de la marijuana no decimos cualquier persona! ;x

[guitar man]

as much smoking arrise of unicorns of the marijuana to free of nacho my butthole of the great one of

[liquidstatik]

mmm ;D

[Lenor]

¡Todos son apedreados esta noche, menos mí!

[Guitar Woman]

:lol @ the nacho thing

[liquidstatik]

¡aww, hun apesadumbrado! Estoy consiguiendo mirar soñoliento Myth Busters ;<

[guitar man]

edit fuck you

[Lenor]

GW es una mujerzuela de skanky con herpagonamidia o herpes, con gonnareah, y con clamidia.

[liquidstatik]

:lol @ the nacho thing

its not cool to laugh at your own jokes ;/

[noob3]

hey what about getting to know eachother guys this is totally misusing this thread

[Lenor]

Guitar MAN: I hope that was not directed towards me in any way.. :love :love

[Lenor]

Noob est le gars le plus plus sexy Ive jamais connu !

[guitar man]

not unless you have a manhole

[liquidstatik]

¡Apesadumbrado, pero yo están golpeando el saco! Está consiguiendo tarde, y tengo que despertar temprano ;o

[Lenor]

No, pero sé que esa mujer de guitarra no tendría los problemas que proporcionan que para usted utilizar en su disposle.

[kahljorn]

so what online translator programs are you guys using?

[Lenor]

freetranslation.com

I actually do speak fludily in spanish, and know a few phrases in japanesse and mandarin chiness along with french. But no italian or german. I came up with the idea to just insult random shit at gW and startle him, and eric along with danny and noob got into it and it became rather interesting. Especially when you translate it back into english, it comes out with extremly improper grammar.

you should of joined in, how many chances can you say that you had the chance to go into every thread on this board and post in multiple languages and not get blacklisted or banned?

[kahljorn]

i think everybody on this messageboard did that a long time ago when babelfish@altavista was out and yea we noticed the grammatical inconsistancies.

ps nobody got banned, BUT KEEP LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE

[SKATERMONKEY]

oh cosØ questo è come tu fare lo. impressionante

[liquidstatik]

shutup skaterboi

[Lenor]

danny- why all the hostility ?

[Terra]

i love it when she talks sexy foreign stuff. lenor you GO CHICA

[Lenor]

:love terra :love

[Zomboid]

Match made in heaven alright :ROLLEYES

[liquidstatik]

I LIKE STROLLS ON THE BEACH MAYBE A MARTINI FROM TIME TO TIME

[Blue Fox]

I'm trying to remember if i already posted about myself before...

Ok, I'm 15 and i am in 10th grade

I am the spawn of george and i like soccer and cats

umm... I live with my grandma and i hope i move soon!*fingers crossed* (I am ready to hit her in the head with a hammer)

I kno glowbelly and Chojin and a couple more and i hope i get to know the rest of u soon!

[Womti]

you're creepy.

[Blue Fox]

thanks

so r u:p

[Goat Cheese]

I cant be mad at you. it's like being mad at those giant eyes in your avatra blue.

[Terra]

go on the cupid forum you assholes