NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[The Doctor]

ya I'm in PEI.

Crazy I was born in PEI and my wife went to the Scott in 08 and 09 when she was curling there, plus in summerside they made her teams faces into a rock statue thing when they won the worlds in juniors.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I do think its funny that everyone who is canadian here has a canadian avatar.

[The Doctor]

I do think its funny that everyone who is canadian here has a canadian avatar.

Lol good call!

[Babs]

That is soo canadian of you to say Bill...

[Snake_Storm]

Name: Snake_Storm

Age: 25

What i like most about the site? the articles, especially those by protoclown, and heaven help me...max burbank.

Why am i posting? because after three or four years of reading every single article on i-mockery i got up the nerve to shoot ROG and email and quite honestly, he was not a big conceited jerk. i can both like and respect that.

Job: Being mildly insane/ creating free roleplaying games. same thing really.

Favorite movie? hmm...i have many favorites but the top of the heap would probably be halloween 1&2 watched back to back so fast it seems to blend into the ultimate uber movie.

How did i find out about the site? I first arrived here through a link on hardcoregaming101.net's altered beast article. it led me to the article "Remembering altered beast" and after reading it a few times, i was hooked like an alchoholic monkey.

[kahljorn]

youre not enough of a misogynistic jerk to have a name like snake_storm

>:

[Snake_Storm]

Yeah, i know. but even the character i named that isn't enough of a jerk. to be honest it sounds to me like something out of a 1980's remake of west side story providing it was a violent slasher film.

[Tadao]

You don't sound tough enough to be called Snake_Storm. Maybe you should change your name to Lizard_Drizzle.

[Snake_Storm]

oh well. to each his own. lord knows I can't slay any ever evolving biomonster gone haywire.

i apologize if i seem like a poor sport. my sense of humor is quite bizarre and i'm just not in a funny mood tonight. Quite frankly i'm bummed at finding out the truth about the film "Candyman". i'll post about why if i can ever figure out where it should go.

[kahljorn]

try the movie/television forum

[Snake_Storm]

well i haven't seen the film yet, i've just heard enough facts to sour me on it forever. i tell ya, sometimes what your brain can come up with by simply hearing a title can be better than almost anything actually made...EVEN THOUGH IT WAS COMPLETELY POSSIBLE with horror movie special effects at the time.

Oh what could have been...

Then again i suppose that's why i'm not clive barker.

[MLE]

You don't sound tough enough to be called Snake_Storm. Maybe you should change your name to Lizard_Drizzle.

Chojin, please please do this.

[Pentegarn]

You don't sound tough enough to be called Snake_Storm. Maybe you should change your name to Lizard_Drizzle.

If you did this you would gain many cool points

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

to the point you would live in the movie cool world.

[The Doctor]

to the point you would live in the movie cool world.

Then you could sleep with cartoon Kim Basinger or real life Brad Pitt, whatever your into, not judging just covering all your bases.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

BASES LOADED.

[Snake_Storm]

sorry guys. i gotta take the no fun route. i'm starting to think joining the site was a mistake. You're all pretty nice, got a nice vibe around here, yet it's kind of cutting into my work. ground it to a standstill really. Dragon Star Games won't ever get off the ground at this rate, and even if it did it'd tank like FASA except it'd take just a month.

Still kinda on the fence about staying, but at the same time i wanna work on my dream of opening a publishing company.

[kahljorn]

YOUR THREE POSTS CUT Into YouR WORK?

MAYBE I NEED TO READ YOUR POSTS MORE CAREFULLY

[Snake_Storm]

i posted several things so far, but i'm also on another message board in a collaboration on our first game. Between the two it feels like my mind's about ready to meltdown.

But i do see your point. Basically a week of solid brainstorming has left me little energy for here. i've posted what i could but i swear my mind's sanity just lost a layer reading one of max burbank's articles. one of the disgustingly bad spiderman related things struck some wierd kind of blow when i realised the truth.

All in all though i joined this site to just relax a bit between brainstorming sessions. Maybe i finally should.

[Tadao]

OH NO! WE ARE GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH! WHY DID YOU TELL US YOU WERE LEAVING! I DON'T KNOW HOW I WILL GET TO SLEEP TONIGHT!

[Sam]

HELLO MY NAME IS KAHLJORN AND I AM A NEW POSTER.

I ENJOY THE FILMS OF THAT ONE HOMO WHO MADE LOST HIGHWAY.

AND ERASERHEAD.

[MLE]

How about I ban you and make it easier?

[Sam]

DON'T BAN ME MLE, I'M SORRY :(

[MLE]

You're forgiven <3

[Fathom Zero]

I INVOKE THE DEVIL

[Sam]

I'M FATHOM ZERO, I'M A NEW POSTER HERE AND

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

[Fathom Zero]

wWC_WZ7gd6g

CHANGE MY PITCH UP

[kahljorn]

HELLO MY NAME IS KAHLJORN AND I AM A NEW POSTER.

I ENJOY THE FILMS OF THAT ONE HOMO WHO MADE LOST HIGHWAY.

AND ERASERHEAD.

HOW FUCKINg DARE YOU

[Sam]

HOW FUCKINg DARE YOU

YOU SON OF A BITCH

[kahljorn]

SON OF A BEESTING

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

NEW USERS. I HAVE TURTLES IN TIME SWITCH REMIX STUCK IN MY HEAD.

[HotforDieter]

Name: Dieter
Age-Springs Like Chicken
job- Dance, German Body Expression
where are you at?- Immigration
how did you find out about this site? Interwebs
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Everything
why did you start posting- I am an attention whore.
Level of Educ.- University
hobbies- Wearing Black, Dance, Spandex, Expressing my inner Frankenstein
fav. music/band- Art of Noise
fav. book- Zombie Haiku
fav. movie- Cemetary Man
Fav. Video Game-Magical Drop 3
fav. food- Schnitzel like mama used to make.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be eaten by a pack of wild monkeys.:rock
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like creative embellishments.

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Shadowdancer21b]

Gruss dich Dieter! I too was a dancer, and I feared monkeys, but I was afraid of ninja monkeys. Welcome!

[Tadao]

People who try to be random should go elsewhere.

[MLE]

Can't we just ban them preemptively?

[Zhukov]

Lol Dieter what age is springs like chicken!


It's 12.

[Dimnos]

Preemptive banning! Preemptive banning! Preemptive banning!

[Tadao]

Dimmy, your avatar needs a deeper red for the blood. ;)

[MLE]

Lol, dimmy. I like that nickname.

[Tadao]

I like DumbNose.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friend and I used to talk about Pennywise and came up with a horrible fake band name called Nickeldumb. Then Nickelback came out who were a horrible real band so we call them Nickeldumb now.

[MLE]

Cool story bro

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Glad you enjoyed it.

[Galactica G]

You need to know me, I can help you on many levels. My name is Gem, aka Cherry. Fuck knows why I have returned to this god forsaken place. You never get clean why mockery is concerned. I know I am going to feel dirty.

[Babs]

This is a major concern.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Were you a red mage?

[Dimnos]

What in the gay hell? >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wasn't there a Cherry who had a red mage for an avatar?

[Dimnos]

Ok. I kind of remember that guy. Dont know what his name was though.

[MrAdventure]

u dum newbs

[Galactica G]

What is that? ,red mage?'some sort of street slang for a communist? Yes I might have a socialist streak but I live in Europe dammit, over here being a liberal is not a crime!

[Zhukov]

England is about as European as Australia is Asian.

[Galactica G]

We don't all vote ukip and conservative. yes agree that there are parts of England that don't seem to remember that our entire culture is imported from mainland Europe.
I consider myself most European, I love art, I smoke galoise, my favourite philosopher is Kant and my middle names are 'golem' and 'roundabout'.

[Zhukov]

You live in England though, and England is England.

[Galactica G]

Which is part of Europe which is part of Europe. You are just bitching because you dont have a eurovision song contest. Think of all the fabulous songs that has produced.

[Zhukov]

This is why England is not Europe:
http://chavspeak.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chav-spit.jpg


And when was the last time England won Eurovision? When was the last time England got a VOTE in Eurovision?

[Galactica G]

Ha ha! Bless their little cotton socks. I think you will find if you look closely they are composing a response to Natasha Walters 'the new feminism'.
Now my little poppet, I am not do jingoistic as to worry about winning an international contest, it is of course the taking part. And after all the lovely gina (ooh ah) g was Of course Australian and performed for the uk. Smashing she was too.

[mytee firefly]

OK, The boards been up for a few days, We've all been fucking with each other. Maybe we should get to know one another better.
We might decide we don't hate some one as much, or it might just give us all more fuel for the fires of hate, ya hate...

Here's a simple form.... (if you're a wuss, feel free to omit any you don't feel like answering)

Name-Mytee Firefly
Age-39
job-stay at homr mom
where are you at?-Brilliant Ohio
how did you find out about this site?-Stumble upon
what's your favorite thing about the site?-everything
why did you start posting-felt like it
Level of Educ.-college
hobbies-horror movies
fav. music/band-classic rock
fav. book-The Stand by Stephen King
fav. movie-The Machine Girl
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-Pepsi, turkey burger w/grilled pineapple
In high school you were voted most likely to...-start a revolution
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-Ive been into horror since age 4 when I saw my first horror movie I love running my mouth

[Tadao]

good for you

[mytee firefly]

Actually good for YOU-you get to contemplate my wonder and majesty as regale you with tales of my youth misspent watching bad horror movies til all hours of the night-lol

[Tadao]

Why did you quote the Rev? I'm sure this will give us great insight to how wonderful your posts will be.

[Colonel Flagg]

At least mtf gets points for filling out the form. :\

[Fathom Zero]

ALLOW ME TO WELCOME YOU TO THE SHOW

HERE I AM

HERE WE ARE

WE ARE ONE

[Dimnos]

Yes I might have a socialist streak but I live in Europe dammit, over here being a liberal is not a crime!

We don't all vote ukip and conservative. yes agree that there are parts of England that don't seem to remember that our entire culture is imported from mainland Europe.
I consider myself most European, I love art, I smoke galoise, my favourite philosopher is Kant and my middle names are 'golem' and 'roundabout'.

:lol :lol :lol

[elx]

like the first site stumble upon just matched me with was a newgrounds forum, where i found re & rog's pumpkins :( i think it's a sign :(

[Zhukov]

Ha ha! Bless their little cotton socks. I think you will find if you look closely they are composing a response to Natasha Walters 'the new feminism'.
Now my little poppet, I am not do jingoistic as to worry about winning an international contest, it is of course the taking part. And after all the lovely gina (ooh ah) g was Of course Australian and performed for the uk. Smashing she was too.

Just getting the facts straight Ma'am. It's the reason we're not Asian, too.

[mytee firefly]

At least mtf gets points for filling out the form. :\
Yes that should count for something!

[Zhukov]

It SHOULD count for something.

[mytee firefly]

If if's and but's were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas!
I get it

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It should cunt for something.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Welcome Mytee!

[Guitar Woman]

Name- William Reynolds
Age- 20
job- journalism major
where are you at?- Portland, OR
how did you find out about this site?- I actually don't even remember!
what's your favorite thing about the site?- I also don't remember this one. You monsters.
why did you start posting- Once again.
Level of Educ.- A little college
hobbies- video games, drugs, writing
fav. music/band- Jefferson Airplane, David Bowie, Captain Beefheart, Ween
fav. book- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind if comics count
fav. movie- Princess Mononoke, Casablanca (not just because everyone else says so, I actually love this movie), Trainspotting
Fav. Video Game- Shadow of the Colossus, Grim Fandango, Thief series, Team Fortress 2
fav. food- rare steak, pistachio nuts, beef jerky, grapefruit, guava
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Shoot up the school. Not kidding.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I totally didn't think your name would be william reynolds.

[Guitar Woman]

I can never be friends with Elmer Fudd.

[Esuohlim]

WILLIAM REYNOLDS YOUR FAVORITE GAME IS MISCHIEF MAKERS, DON'T LIE TO US

[Guitar Woman]

I left out like 10 other favorite games, because I've talked about this before and literally nobody cares

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We do care. We know that you don't like Silent Hill 1.

[Guitar Woman]

Silent Hill 1 is the best game in the series, you boob

[captain516]

Anybody who likes Grim Fandango can't be all bad.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I guess we don't care :(

[replicant]

:halloween2
Name: Lynn
Age: 30 and 3
Job: Boring, really it is.

Where are you at? East Coast ~Virginia~

How did you find out about this site? My friend Protoclown.

What's your favorite thing about the site? No real favorite.

Why did you start posting? I am a pop culture enthusiast to some extent. Thought it might be a good place to engage in some discussions.

Level of Education: University

Hobbies: Watching films. Listening to Music. Buying books before I finish the ones I have already. Drawing. Gaming, etc.

Fav. music/band: I like a lot music. Based on # of CDs owned -> Front Line Assembly. Irrespective of CDs - Dead Can Dance

Fav. book: Frankenstein

Fav. movie: Real Genius

Fav. Video Game: Limbo (current - wish the game were longer :S)

Fav. food: Niku Udon (Beef, Onion, Noodles) - simple and comforting

In high school you were voted most likely to .... I wouldn't know. I wasn't really close to anyone in high school. I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there.

Is there anything else we should all know about you?... I dig zombie films, old black & white films, classic movie monsters, horror hosts, foreign films, cooking, knife throwing, Danny Elfman scores, Dr. Who, and waffles, etc.

....

I think that does it. Happy Halloween Mockers! :halloween2

[caffman]

Name- Ian Harvey
Age- 38
job- Systems engineer for the M6 toll in the UK
where are you at?- Tamworth UK
how did you find out about this site?- From N4G.COM about 3 years ago
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Weeklies
why did you start posting- Bored
Level of Educ.- C&G level 3 electronics, PAT managment level 3, Various A levels
hobbies- Gaming
fav. music/band- Mainly rock but anything that takes my fancy
fav. book- Reaper man - Terry Pratchet
fav. movie- Return of the Jedi
Fav. Video Game- Dead space
fav. food- indian
In high school you were voted most likely to... go on a psychopathic rampage:lol2
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm a father of 4 and grandfather of 1

[Esuohlim]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/74/dougrapping.gif

My name's DJ Dazzlin' Doug
My friend Skeet and I are trippin' thugs
No way man, we don't do drugs
Aw yeah
Aw yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah
Word to your mother

[bebop cola]

Name- Mike
Age- 27
job- Evil Empire
where are you at?- Baltimore, MD
how did you find out about this site?- A member of this site who works at the same Evil Empire
what's your favorite thing about the site?- It's not Something Awful and it's free
why did you start posting- Used to love SA but it just declined so freakin hard, and while I like the insanity of 4chan, it's just a diversion. I want to find another decent community.
Level of Educ.- College Degree
hobbies- Guitar, singing, music, gettin back into video games, partying with my friends, Tattoos (not just getting them, but studying the dynamics of the tattoo industry and the history of tattoos as a whole)
fav. music/band- NIN and M83 - I can't choose
fav. book- Brave New World
fav. movie- Requiem For a Dream
Fav. Video Game- Left 4 Dead 2
fav. food- Bebop Cola
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be a roadie for Marilyn Manson
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I could use some advice from fellow musicians about creating a successful you tube channel. Also, my god these captchas! THE q looks like a 9!

Also, Esuohlim can you score me some Killer Tofu tour tickets?

[stevetothepast]

Your Favorite video game is L4D2? Your Favorite? The best game you have ever played?

[bebop cola]

Your Favorite video game is L4D2? Your Favorite? The best game you have ever played?

Nah, the best game I've ever played was Xenogears (Killer 7 being a runner up). That was over a decade ago (christ...old) so even though it's the best game I've ever played I wouldn't say it's my favorite cause I haven't played it since then.

[Chojin]

i remember paying for an SA account once

i still don't remember why i did that

[bebop cola]

i remember paying for an SA account once

i still don't remember why i did that

Because Lowtax still needs pills to combat the post traumatic stress disorder of the Uwe Boll ass kicking he received years ago -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo

The Encyclopedia Dramatica entry on SA is comedy gold - http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Something_awful

I can imagine Tax waking up in the middle of the night regularly screaming "STOP UWE STOP POSTAL WAS A GREAT MOVIE JUST STOP RAPIN ME UWE AARRGHH"

[Tadao]

COMEDY GOLD I SAY

[Tadao]

I LIKE YOU
YOU WILL BE MY NEW I-BEST FRIEND

[Tadao]

ALSO KNOW THAT ED IS NSFW

[Wiffles]

I found the Ed entry on Imock kinda: XD

[Tadao]

Only cause you wrote it :eek

[Esuohlim]

i remember paying for an SA account once

i still don't remember why i did that

My brother-in-law bought me one as a Christmas present six years ago.

HEY WHO DELETED THE LIST OF STEREOTYPICAL FORUM POSTERS ON THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA I-MOCK PAGE? >:

[Wiffles]

Only cause you wrote it :eek


I would never do such an underhanded thing, I love you guys with all my heart <3

Whoever did that was a bitter person :<

[MarioRPG]

HEY WHO DELETED THE LIST OF STEREOTYPICAL FORUM POSTERS ON THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA I-MOCK PAGE? >:

That was the best part. :( But i reckon most of that list's people have moved along now.

[captain516]

Someone should rewrite it.

[Pentegarn]

That was the best part. :( But i reckon most of that list's people have moved along now.

I thought those people were still here and that they themselves wrote the entry in question

[MLE]

I hope that Schimid's picture is still up there for "virgin".

[Colonel Flagg]

MLE, you took that post from my keyboard. :shocked

[Esuohlim]

That was the best part. :( But i reckon most of that list's people have moved along now.

From memory the list described me, Chojin, MLE, Zomboid, Willie, Sethomas, kahljorn, Seven Force, and maybe Sam? Zomboid and Sam wrote a couple of them.

[kahljorn]

now im not famous :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

IT DIDN'T FOLLOW THE EVIL ROBOT RULES.

[MLE]

I remember I was up there as "stupid cunt" or something.

[Fathom Zero]

OH MAN, MY PICTURE SHOULD BE ON THERE

[dogwelder9]

I FOUND THIS PLACE BY CHANCE....HAVEN'T STOPPED LAUGHIN'! MY NAME IS TOM....I LIVE IN BROOKLYN AND I DIG SICK HUMOR, COMIC BOOKS, AND OLD STUFF IN GENERAL.

[Wiffles]

I DIG SICK HUMOR, COMIC BOOKS, AND OLD STUFF IN GENERAL.

You'll find alot of old stuff here alright XP

[Panzyfaust]

Snip

[Wiffles]

Your name reminds me of a disposable anti-tank weapon for some reason. lols

welcome ^.^

[Zhukov]

Wiffles, do you prefer the Bazooka, the PIAT, or the Panzerfaust? I think the PIAT is the best of the three, but what do YOU think?

[Wiffles]

I prefer the PF because it looks bad. Has a massive HE head on it. Looks menacing. The PIAT was the aesthetically worst of them all IMO. Kinda looked like the slingshot of portable AT weapons. Though they were all similar in performance I think. I tend to go for the more mean-looking ones. hahah. theres another side of me. I like history XP

[executioneer]

i prefer the m-29 "davy crockett"

sure, it's a three-man weapon, but it's a goddamn portable nuke launcher

[MLE]

The William Renolds are being cloned.

:oneofthosedays

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How did you find out about this site? - Guitar Woman sent me.


:lol FILM NOIR WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

[MarioRPG]

From memory the list described me, Chojin, MLE, Zomboid, Willie, Sethomas, kahljorn, Seven Force, and maybe Sam? Zomboid and Sam wrote a couple of them.

Hmmm, I'm not remembering MLE's or willie's.

Also: there's another valve-loving kid... Not sure if that bodes well.

[elx]

it's a wiki you guys, it takes 2 clicks to get there or 2 clicks to reverse it back

NSFW (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=I-Mockery&oldid=1998438319)

[Zhukov]

It's not very funny, is it? :\

[executioneer]

not terribly, no

[Panzyfaust]

Your name reminds me of a disposable anti-tank weapon for some reason. lols

This is perhaps not a coincidence.

[stevetothepast]

we've already got one GW too many.

[executioneer]

aw but this guys prob more like gw "classic" than new gw, it'll be like old times

[executioneer]

pzf: how much drugs would you say you do in a day on a scale from 1 to all of them

[The Leader]

So he claims that he is a girl and a bunch of people will lust for his vagina?

[Zomboid]

I find it most curious that the entry about me went up after we did the Milhouse and whatever other one we did, Sam.

[Sam]

I didn't write the one about you.

I swears it.

[Panzyfaust]

pzf: how much drugs would you say you do in a day on a scale from 1 to all of them
Maybe a little sometimes.

So he claims that he is a girl and a bunch of people will lust for his vagina?
Pretty much yeah.

[MLE]

At least this one is up front about it and not pretending to be an authentic girl and telling willie he wants his babies and would marry him in a heartbeat.

[Sam]

AT LEAST THIS ONE HASN'T STOLEN SEVEN FORCE'S HEART AND BROKEN IT.

YET.

[MLE]

And in the words of GADZOOKS,

and the rest

http://www.coprogetti.it/associazionebrunobessega/img/1992_1--Relax.jpg

is history

[Panzyfaust]

am I popular yet

[executioneer]

ok

[Panzyfaust]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2585nvp.jpg

[Zhukov]

Write something about Xenosaga and Silent Hill 3. I honestly don't know what a Xenosaga is, but it pops into my head when GW is mentioned. I'm guessing it's an opiate or a video game. David Bowie also comes to mind.

Poorly shot photography, Spy from Team Fortress, some little anime girl decked out as a maid, these are just some of what I think are his favourite things.

Hope this helps.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Xenosaga is the jam. vidya game.

[bebop cola]

Xenogears was the best game in the series, your goal is spoilerriffic, do we have spoiler tags here?i

[The Leader]

Yes we do.

[Esuohlim]

Just kidding, we don't

[Pentegarn]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/index-1.jpg

[executioneer]

u son of a bich

[stevetothepast]

:lol Pentegarn

[Guitar Woman]

I might have pretended to be a woman, but I've still got more testicular fortitude than Panzyfaust

Xenosaga is barely a game, also. Do you guys think I just leap at brightly colored entertainment full of underdressed 12 year old girls? I totally don't, it has to also be ironic and dispense PBR, and TV Tropes has to have a page gushing about it.

[Dimnos]

You are Panzyfaust. Quit pretending. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

XENOSAGA IS BARELY 4 GAMES.

[Fathom Zero]

It's at least 5 game.

[Panzyfaust]

You are Panzyfaust. Quit pretending. :rolleyes
THE JIG IS UP, FELLAS
CHEESE IT

[Zhukov]

They're probably just the same person in spirit.

[Wiffles]

Separated at birth. Kindred spirits ^.^

[Guitar Woman]

I'm like his evil, less gay twin.

He likes pastel colored art and railing dudes. I don't like most of those things!

[Dimnos]

Just because there are two of you in your head doesnt mean there are two of you to the rest of the world.

[MLE]

I like how you said most.

[Wiffles]

he either doesnt like pastel art or dudes, wonder which >.>

[Supafly345]

Wiffles gets jokes.

[ginger]

fuk u guys im ginger!! its my birthday dont hurt me

[Pentegarn]

Where's Mary Ann?

[ginger]

SHE OLD AS FUCK FOO!

[Dimnos]

As old as you are retarded?

[ginger]

gud 1 lol! not quite

[Tadao]

Wow, what a sad beginning.

[Babs]

This has to be a spambot.

[Kitsa]

horseshit is what this is

[BurningSquirrel]

Name- BurningSquirrel
Age- 15
job- Don't have one... yet.
where are you at?- NC
how did you find out about this site?- I found this site from a reference from Syd Lexia
what's your favorite thing about the site?- All the articles, really.
why did you start posting- ...I wanted to?
Level of Educ.- High School
hobbies- Videogames, computer, reading, hanging out with my friends
fav. music/band- Hard Rock/Metal
fav. book- Several
fav. movie- Inception, Avatar
Fav. Video Game- Super Mario Galaxy 2, Fallout 3, Any mario game, and several others
fav. food- Any

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Nope.

Lol, I've seen that this thread is really off-topic/unused, but fuck it, I'm gonna introduce myself. Hi.

[Grislygus]

Thread's unused because the forums are a ghost town. Good job not doing a "HI AM NEW" thread, as a reward I'll deliberately refer to you as being from South Carolina. WELCOME

[BurningSquirrel]

Thread's unused because the forums are a ghost town. Good job not doing a "HI AM NEW" thread, as a reward I'll deliberately refer to you as being from South Carolina. WELCOME

Oh. >_> And most of my family is in SC, so awesome.

[Tadao]

The movie Avatar sucks.

[Grislygus]

True. Not as bad as History of Violence, though

[elx]

Name- BurningSquirrel
Age- 15
job- Don't have one... yet.
where are you at?- NC
how did you find out about this site?- I found this site from a reference from Syd Lexia
what's your favorite thing about the site?- All the articles, really.
why did you start posting- ...I wanted to?
Level of Educ.- High School
hobbies- Videogames, computer, reading, hanging out with my friends
fav. music/band- Hard Rock/Metal
fav. book- Several
fav. movie- Inception, Avatar
Fav. Video Game- Super Mario Galaxy 2, Fallout 3, Any mario game, and several others
fav. food- Any

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Nope.

Lol, I've seen that this thread is really off-topic/unused, but fuck it, I'm gonna introduce myself. Hi.
hi, you should stay here, but stay out of the loveline.

[Zhukov]

Nah, a few more posts and then never again. I bet.

Welcome!

[All Hail Duke]

no reason why i'm doing this other than boredom, i'm not even new, been slumming around here for 2 + years

Name-not really important
Age-late 20's
job-freelance (fancy way of saying unemployed)
where are you at?-inside of a building
how did you find out about this site?-don't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?-most of it
why did you start posting-boredome, probably
Level of Educ.-not really
hobbies-painting, drawing, collecting recipes, playing with fire
fav. music/band-toss up between tool and danzig for favorite band
fav. book-don't read 'em
fav. movie-robocop
Fav. Video Game-don't play 'em
fav. food-pepperoni pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to...-i was never involved in any of that malarchy
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-no

[spacebox1947]

Name- Andrew Israelsen
Age- 23
job- Composer
where are you at?- Normal, Illinois
how did you find out about this site?- Linked on the infamous 'Best page in the Universe'
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Editorials and Shorts, Max Burbank (we need more of it), reviews
why did you start posting- It was destiny
Level of Educ.- Sr. in college
hobbies- Writing music, playing string bass, vintage gaming
fav. music/band- The Residents, Sibelius, Nielsen, Ives
fav. book- Lord of the Rings
fav. movie- There Will be Blood
Fav. Video Game- Plok, Super Smash Bros, Banjo-Tooie
fav. food- Eggplant Parmesan, or Tofu Curry
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Purchase a Delorean
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like pie
__________________

[Coldcache]

is maddox even still ailve

[executioneer]

i think bobo adobo killed him in a duel

[Pentegarn]

Isn't he pretty much only doing youtube vids now?

[UltraCowPig]

How did you find out about this site?-Various sources
What's your favorite thing about the site?-Reminds me of my early years.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-I think Mutant Lobsters make great pets.

[Zhukov]

LOL MLE

[Izlude]

Name- Sean
Age- 27
job- a bank
where are you at?- somewheres
how did you find out about this site?- bored at work
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Not sure yet
why did you start posting- cause gamefaqs.com's forums are terrible
Level of Educ.- some college
hobbies- drawing, gaming, movies, tv
fav. music/band- I don't have one. I like the new Dre single though. "I need a doctor."
fav. book- GameInformer (lol)
fav. movie- maybe... um... "Repo! The Genetic Opera"
Fav. Video Game- Street Fighter / Megaman / And yes... I play wow.. >_>
fav. food- The good kind.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be gay (turned out straight, go figure)
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm right behind you. :posh

[Tadao]

GO AWAY WOMTI

[Izlude]

Whats a womti?

[Tadao]

It was an inside joke. :(

[Izlude]

I will attempt to sneak into the inside some day.

[Esuohlim]

I checked just in case

[MLE]

I was about to.

[Izlude]

I'm still confused, but um... I'll try not to do whatever "Womti" did or does to garner the distrust, lol.

[Pentegarn]

Problem is he'll never know who womti is. What with the whole he changed his name the asked to be banned thing

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What bank?

[Tadao]

Washington Mutual

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't think WaMu was still around.

[Tadao]

No, it's WomTi that isn't around anymore.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Could you imagine if they had a homeless bank.

[executioneer]

does the food bank count

[Get On The Snake]

Oh hai, randomly stumbled across this site and made an account, how are all of you?

[Colonel Flagg]

Here we go again, another live one.

What are you selling?

[AmUsEdByYou]

OK I am new to this and lol I am already having problems this will be the third time I have had to type this message, I am a stay at home Mom, I work for ChaCha as a guide, My faveorite color is Blue in any shade. I love Nirvana! I am currently reading the Fever series and really diging it. I love ALL Super Heroes But SUPERMAN is the best! I can't beleive they cut the V series and No Ordinary Family on ABC! Well that was the jist of it thanks for taking the time to read PEACE:rock


P.s I figured out the problem I needed compatibility mode :lol2

[Tadao]

What fake disease do you have?

[AmUsEdByYou]

OHH well how fitting that my welcome wagon be the as* of the community! Awsome!

Is this the 12 year old who sits on here letting everyone know exactly how much cooler he is than everyone else?

(if not sorry for the confusion) though I am betting so!

[Tadao]

Yes indeed. You've got me pegged. You're a bright one. I'm guessing you're gonna claim a social disorder.

What's next in your arsenal of insults? I still live with my mom right! Ahahahahahaahahah

[Tadao]

Biography:I believe Santa is REAL!
Location:Metropolis
Interests:Flying around, Saving the world one dumba** at a time!
Occupation:Hello, SUPER HERO oh and that pesky thing called ChaCha!

YAY! WE HAVE ANOTHER RANDOM LOLZ BBQ ASSPIE!

[Tadao]

JUST JOKING WELCOME TO THE BOARDS

[AmUsEdByYou]

Ok so who is forking over that money because I know I just won that bet!

[Tadao]

Hahaha you think you're right. Awesome.

[AmUsEdByYou]

Well I am pretty sure you seem like you are gonna be an as* so yeah I do kinda think I am right.

But thanks for the welcome :rock

And maybe you could prove me wrong!

[Zhukov]

Just putting it out there that I did not divulge any information to this new person, nor is it a character of my creation.

[AmUsEdByYou]

OH don't lie Mum

[Zhukov]

It would be good if a mod could quickly tell us whose character it is though.

[AmUsEdByYou]

It would be good if a mod could quickly tell us whose character it is though.


Oh I am sorry am I soppose to be role playing here? I guess I didn't get the Dorkfest memo.......This is me yo, 100% like it or lump it :picklehat

[Zhukov]

I'm sorry, I just thought you were too good to be true.

[AmUsEdByYou]

Well thank you ;) I am aren't I!

[HickMan]

Hey guys whose the new meat we got here? :jock

[Tadao]

Some old used up pussy.

[HickMan]

Now, that isn't very nice Tadao. Let's show our new guest a good time! :deceptivejock

[ThrashO]

Name- Thomas Martin
Age- 24
job- Server at iHop, it's the worst.
where are you at?- NC
how did you find out about this site?- Masturbating
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Masturbating
why did you start posting- I like this site.
Level of Educ.- 3nd grade
hobbies- guitar, rock climbing, videogames, vinyl records
fav. music/band- Early 80's thrash metal/King Diamond
fav. book- Brain Droppings by George Carlin
fav. movie- Starship Troopers and/or Planet Terror
Fav. Video Game- Metal Warriors - SNES
fav. food- Cereal
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Masturbating
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I am obliged to tell you that I am a registered sex offender.

[elx]

I love you.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Just joined. Found this site searching to see if Doc Mock was streaming anywhere.... I miss it. Honestly not going to answer all of those who am I questions. Mostly just a post to see if my avatar holds up.

[Mockery]

Still working on bringing Doc Mock back... I really miss it too. As soon as there's any news about it, it'll be posted both on the homepage here on I-Mockery.com and on DocMock.com along with our Facebook pages 'n what not. In the meantime, enjoy the site :O

[captain516]

Hi, thrash! Do you like to masturbate?

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Still working on bringing Doc Mock back... I really miss it too. As soon as there's any news about it, it'll be posted..................... :O

Good to know. Thanx for the info.

[ThrashO]

No.

[Zhukov]

:|

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

and I thought I was going to be bored tonight.

[Colonel Flagg]

I smell EXCITEMENT! :blah

[HickMan]

There's no such thing as a boring night on I-MOCKERY

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Then why do I yawn?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/215/cathammock.png/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe you used up all your stamina coming up with that awesome name today.

[Esuohlim]

If I had put the same amount of thought into my name I'd probably be posting as ROCK HARDPECS http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

PETE PUNCHBEEF

[Esuohlim]

BUTCH DEADLIFT

[executioneer]

DRAKE TUNGSTEN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

BLAST THICKNECK

[Tadao]

TADAO

[Colonel Flagg]

SPANK McMONKEY

[Esuohlim]

DON CARLSON

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GENERAL BADNESS

[ThrashO]

GENITAL REDNESS

[Shyandquietguy]

Did you guys know ThrashO's a sex offender?

[Pentegarn]

I am not surprised, I am offended by him so why wouldn't sex be too

[captain516]

PETE PUNCHBEEF

I am so using this one.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Maybe you used up all your stamina coming up with that awesome name today.


Comed up with? I ain't comed up with nuthin.

Why I'll have you know that Dingus Knucklehumper is my Christian name as it appears on the genuine birch bark certificated of bein' borned issued by none other than the Dr Jubal Enoch Malachi III of the Possum Crotch Mississippi every other Wednesday docterin' and veterinary clinic and that Knucklehumper is one of the oldest and most revered names in all of Swinesbride county.

I mean who would make that up?

It is awesome though ain't it?

[Zhukov]

I dunno, you (and I mean you as a general term here) hump your palm, not your knuckles.

You shuffle your knuckles.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Before you make such a blanket statement you should know
that the laws of physics don't always apply in many parts
of the deep south.

Please see magic grits

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Comed up with? I ain't comed up with nuthin.

That's fer sure.

[ThrashO]

I dunno, you (and I mean you as a general term here) hump your palm, not your knuckles.

You shuffle your knuckles.

actually I shuffle my dads knuckles.

[Zhukov]

:|

[Esuohlim]

What the hell is it with all these new people who think overwrought wackiness is hilarious? TAKE THE PINEAPPLE TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE. haha

[Colonel Flagg]

I've got a great website (http://www.zug.com/)for Thrasher and Chuckle Humperdink.

[Esuohlim]

Oh man is it that really cool place with all the freshest frostin' comedy? :eek

[Pentegarn]

Good place for them though, you can't possibly fail.... ever..... because it WON'T FUCKING LET YOU!!! :puke

[kahljorn]

NEVERMIND IM AFRAID OF BEING WRONG

[ThrashO]

I've got a great website (http://www.zug.com/)for Thrasher and Chuckle Humperdink.

hey fuck this place. lata' losers! :rock

[Colonel Flagg]

If we only were that lucky ...

[Chojin]

What the hell is it with all these new people who think overwrought wackiness is hilarious? TAKE THE PINEAPPLE TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE. haha

they're same people who pretend their entire life is a never-ending episode of invader zim

if you ever go to a convention, you'll see them en masse