NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[Big McLargehuge]

OH SHIT DIMEBAGS DEAD!?!?!

[Karl Hungus]

not in our hearts. stay strong brother, stay strong.

http://www.metalsludge.tv/main/modules/subjects/pages/ExposedPanteraCU.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

OH SHIT DIAMOND DARRELL IS DEAD :eek

[kellychaos]

Sooooo, tell us a little bit about yourself. You had me at "hello". :(

[Dulled by Excess]

Name- Bob

Age- 29

job- Indentured Servitude/Help Desk Drone

where you at?- Dallas

why did you start posting- I've been visiting the site for a few years now, enjoying minimocks and visionary darkness. Just figured I might as well, and this seemed to be as good a place as any.

how long have you been on the board- Your guess is as good as mine.

hobbies- Drinking, D&D (and other assorted RPG's), Video games, Building/fixing PC's.

fav. music/band- The Dwarves, The Cramps, Ramones, Reverend Horton Heat, Weezer, Misfits, Johnny Cash.

fav. book- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, LotR trilogy, Wheel of Time series.

fav. movie- Flash Gordon, Clerks, The Blues Brothers, Office Space, Fear and Loathing, Where the Buffalo Roam, Stripes, et al.

Who do you hate the most on this board- No one...yet.

Fav. Beatle- John :blah

[liquidstatik]

meet me at the mall!

[Dulled by Excess]

meet me at the mall!

...The mall?

No.

:P

[femme-ass]

I'm sad and lonely.

[Jixby Phillips]

meet me at the mall!

...The mall?

No.

:P

lol

[kellychaos]

That was excessive, Mr. Jixby.

[The Psycho]

Name : Psycho
Age : 16
Job: Mentally Challengend
Where you at : Transilvanya
why did you start posting : I had nothin` better to do...
how long have you been on the board :about 5 min.
hobbies : movies,music blabla same old crap as anyone else
fav. band : Nirvana,Foo Fighters,AC/DC,Rammstein,Manowar,Papa Roach,Yngie Malmsteen,Amorphis,Disturbed...
fav. book : The Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice
fav. movie : Dogma,Clerks (kevin smith is THE MAN )
fav . Beatle - Paul

[CKY2K]

Name- Paul
Age- 15
job- Guitar
where you at?- Ohio, which is in the USA
why did you start posting- Rom hacks
how long have you been on the board- I forgot, not that long.
hobbies- Guitar, geek stuff, like games, game making/rom hacking.
fav. music/band- CKY. DERRRR! That's why my name's CKY2k
I also like Hot Water Music & Alkaline Trio. Fav. genre is Hard Rock
fav. book- I don't read much
fav. movie-I forgot
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't want to say, because I don't want to hear him/her b**** again.
Fav. Beatle-Uhhhh... The s*** beatle
[/b]

[GADZOOKS]

The Tender Years

[DeadKennedys]

CKY sucks.

[kellychaos]

So, wut's yr favrit color ... aside from the flat black that is a metaphor for your soul ... goth freaks?! >:

[Gommi]

Age- 24
job- Currently looking.
where you at?- Ontario, Canada.
why did you start posting- Was at one time on another board, till it got shut down. Now i need something to fill in the gap.
how long have you been on the board-not long thus far
hobbies-Filming, video games.
fav. music/band- System Of a Down, nirvana, chili peppers,Tragically hip.
fav. book- Angels and demons
fav. movie- The twenty fifth hour, LOTR, high fidelity.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Dunno.

_____________

[kellychaos]

Well, Doc, ever since I was a puppy. :kneeslapper

[bute2005]

I'm Lauren, I'm 23 I live in California. I'm new on the board and i decided to start posting here because I'm board and I wanna laugh. I just graduated from school w/ a BA in photography, but I'm not working as one. I love music, i'm into a lot of punk rock, my favorite band is CODE 4-15. Who is my fav. beatle? Hmmm... I'd have to say ringo.

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

Name- NOT Luke Maxwell
Age- 31
job- Financial Advisor
where you at?- Sacremento, CA
why did you start posting- Because the people here seem cool
how long have you been on the board- just started posting!
hobbies- Baseball Cards and thats it
fav. music/band- The Beatles
fav. book- Jurassic Park
fav. movie- Animal House, Scarface, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction... too many to name!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Mr. Mockery that bastard!
Fav. Beatle- Ringo!

[WTF]

Name- NOT Luke Maxwell
Age- 36
job- Internet Security Advisor for an ISP
where you at?- Johannesburg, South Africa (Yip, stinking foreigner right at the bottom of Africa)
why did you start posting- For the hell of it.
how long have you been on the board- not long enough.
hobbies- Reading
fav. music/band- NOT The Beatles
fav. book- The World according to Garp.
fav. movie- The Last Samurai........ NOT too many to name!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself, WTF!
Fav. Beatle- NOT Ringo!

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

Be a little more ORIGINAL!

[liquidstatik]

Name : Psycho
Age : 16
Job: Mentally Challengend
Where you at : Transilvanya
why did you start posting : I had nothin` better to do...
how long have you been on the board :about 5 min.
hobbies : movies,music blabla same old crap as anyone else
fav. band : Nirvana,Foo Fighters,AC/DC,Rammstein,Manowar,Papa Roach,Yngie Malmsteen,Amorphis,Disturbed...
fav. book : The Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice
fav. movie : Dogma,Clerks (kevin smith is THE MAN )
fav . Beatle - Paul

>:

[kellychaos]

Hooked On Phonics :lol

[Guitar Woman]

Name- Emily
Age- 17
job- Student :tear
where you at?- Oregon
why did you start posting- Because I was tired of lurking.
how long have you been on the board- a few weeks
hobbies- Guess.
fav. music/band- Beatles, ACDC
fav. book- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
fav. movie- Saving Private Ryan, Princess Mononoke (That's right. I went there. What now?)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Metal Militia.
Fav. Beatle- Lennon.

[MetalMilitia]

hey fuck you. Im the only one that didn't make fun of you in post you picture here, not to mention the plethora of witty posts i generate daily.

You just made yourself an e-enemy >: :eek

[indegruv]

Name- brannon
Age- 29
job- lsu mainframe monitoring
where you at?- baton rouge
why did you start posting- the internet is serious business
how long have you been on the board- Joined: 14 Apr 2004
hobbies- making music, and whatever else
fav. music/band- symbiosis, grayarea, nubreed, nin, m.manson
fav. book- whatever user manual i'm reading atm
fav. movie- hmm, freddy got fingered or clerks
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet, no rush though
Fav. Beatle- john. but i'm not really a beatles fan.

[thebiggameover]

hobbies- Guess.
.

music/anime/video games?

[Guitar Woman]

Guitar, you dumbshit. :/

[thebiggameover]

thats it! come on metal, lets tear the bitch apart!
http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

[ziggytrix]

Bwahahahaha, watch out you guys, teenage girls are meaner than they look.

[Galvatron]

Name- Paul
Age- 20
job- Student
where you at?- Virginia
why did you start posting- You don't wanna know
how long have you been on the board- Eh...a day?
hobbies- Transformers, Reading, Writing, collecting
fav. music/band- Japanese Pop music? I dunno
fav. book- Phoenix (series) by Osamu Tezuka
fav. movie- I dunno, there's quite alot
Who do you hate the most on this board- Emu. No reason, Just the only name I could think of at the moment
Fav. Beatle- The Blue Meanie?

[Enquvist]

Name- aaron
Age- 30
job- admin
where you at?- sydney
why did you start posting- like the site content
how long have you been on the board- Joined: not long
hobbies- tv. music, editing
fav. music/band- HIM, T'Pau, Counting Crows
fav. book- The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe
fav. movie- Hexed
Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm not getting in involved in sh*t slinging
Fav. Beatle- Ringo (cuz he's always least popular!!)

[MetalMilitia]

Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm not getting in involved in sh*t slinging


Then you signed up to the wrong messageboard :(

[kellychaos]

The choice of shit-style is very important in this respect. May I recommend eating a lot corn and peanuts.

[TheLogLady]

Name- the Log Lady
Age- 27
job- admin. assistant at a record label
where you at?- philthydelphia
why did you start posting- to talk shit
how long have you been on the board- not long
hobbies- music, photography, gardening, arty stuff
fav. music/band- (difficult!) the cure and godflesh
fav. book- unsure
fav. movie- clean,shaven
Who do you hate the most on this board- not sure yet
Fav. Beatle- i'd do 'em all

[Crash]

Name- Crash
Age- 19
job- Cashier
where you at?- Chicago, IL
why did you start posting- No longer lurking (Since 2001)
how long have you been on the board- A week.
hobbies- Reading
fav. music/band- J-Pop
fav. book- Nothing's Scared, Lewis Black
fav. movie- Men At Work
Who do you hate the most on this board- Right now, RedLeader01, he seems like an immature prick. And for a board called I-Mockery, that says a lot.
Fav. Beatle- None

[Mr. Fugo]

Name- Jönas Jönsberg
Age- 16
job- McDonalds
where you at?- Hamar
why did you start posting- I'm young and confused
how long have you been on the board- Won't bother checking or remembering :(
hobbies- Drawing, animating, all that snooty stuff
fav. music/band- Doom-metal, simply put
fav. book- cannot recall
fav. movie- Scanners
Who do you hate the most on this board- Maybe the fifth next guy to post here
Fav. Beatle- Ringo

[kellychaos]

Who are you really, internet traveller?

[Sicktodeathmx]

I'm bored... It's late...

Name- Jennifer Michelle
Age- 20
job- Admin Assistant at the UU Cong of Tuscaloosa
where you at?- Alabama
why did you start posting- Fuck if I remember
how long have you been on the board- A few years
hobbies- Playing bass, drinking, playing video games
fav. music/band- Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Mark Eitzel, David Bowie, TSOL
fav. book- Better than Sex: a junkies guide to politics
fav. movie- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really like any of you.
Fav. Beatle- George

[kellychaos]

But who are you, really, internet wanderer?

[ShaunHorsePony]

Name- Shaun
Age- 14
job- N/A
where you at?- Tasmania
why did you start posting-
how long have you been on the board- a few hours
hobbies- music stuff and computer stuff
fav. music/band- Alternative, rock and metal/Iron Maiden or ACDC or old metallica or megadeth.
fav. book- Automotive Mechanics Fundamentals
fav. movie- Star Wars 5
Who do you hate the most on this board- Redleader, because everyone else seems to.
Fav. Beatle- I hate them all.

[Falconer]

Name- Johnny
Age- 21
job- student
where you at? - Canada
why did you start posting- none of your fucking business
how long have you been on the board - I sleep beyond the flow of time
hobbies- Music
fav. music/band- Ministry, The Cure, Falconer, My Dying Bride, Elvenking, skinny puppy, 16 volt ect...
fav. book- Homeland
fav. movie- I dont even know, Fraility?
Who do you hate the most on this board- I am a big teddy bear of love
Fav. Beatle- *jacks off vigorously*

[Rob]

Name- :eek
Age- 24
job- HAZMAT & DECON Trainer
where you at? - Seattle Washington
why did you start posting- You all make me smile :)
how long have you been on the board - I cant remember!
hobbies- Movies, Music, WoW :eek Splashing girls with beer.
fav. music/band- I like everything that sounds good.
fav. book- Watership Down :(
fav. movie- Gymkata and Batman :chatter
Who do you hate the most on this board- :boohoo
Fav. Beatle- The Sand Beetle!

[Emu]

rob i don't much care for you

[Rob]

:themoreyouknow

[Supafly345]

haha

[Brother Alex]

Name- Eddie
Age- 20
job- none
where you at?- Philly-style bitches
why did you start posting- read the articles on the site and laughed
how long have you been on the board- about three seconds
hobbies- listening to music, illegally pirating music, talking about shit
fav. music/band- The Cure, NIN, Depeche Mode, The Clash, The Smiths
fav. book- Real: Pet Sematary Manga: Love Hina
fav. movie- Clockwork Orange, Night of the Living Dead, or Pulp Fiction
Who do you hate the most on this board- how the fuck should I know?
Fav. Beatle- stag or dung

[Matt Harty]

hi my name is matt have you ever seen clockwork orange??

[Brother Alex]

yea, that movie was hella lame. fuck Ludwig Von. boring shit. :blah

[Matt Harty]

yea i noe :blah :domosleep

[Emu]

matt why'd you have to change your avatar to crazy fuck mark summers :(

[DamnthatDavid]

I have never posted here before. :/

[Aneurysm]

Hello, my name is Brian and I am an alcoholic. I enjoy chess, long walks on the beach, hard drinks, television. I used to be into beastiality, sadomasochism and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

No, but seriously, I'm not a freak.

[executioneer]

r u into xtream body modification

[Emu]

aneurysm is a :gigh kinda guy

[Helm]

I'm sorry guys I see you making decent efforts, but I just can't see a usage of the gigh emoticon. I think we have to take it back.

[ziggytrix]

:gigh? more like :gugh if you ask me :(

[kellychaos]

........Beating......... Dead ......... Horse! :lol
............^..................^.................^
............|....................|................ ..|
(Re: Masochism, Necrophelia, Beastiality)

[Aneurysm]

r u into xtream body modification

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/4442/tigerman9mr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Aneurysm]

........Beating......... Dead ......... Horse! :lol
............^..................^.................^
............|....................|................ ..|
(Re: Masochism, Necrophelia, Beastiality)

Haha, funny huh? Kinda wish I had thought of it.

[kellychaos]

Could you swan dive face-first into a naked pile of soiled ass. :)

[Aneurysm]

Soiled? No, I'm not into that shit(no pun intended). Naked, clean, non-fugly, non-man ass? Yes.

[Wiffle Bat]

Im 14, and homeschooled. I love making friends on the internet ^^

[Emu]

no wonder

[kellychaos]

Television and comic books were my babysitters for the majority of my childhood. :(

[nintylizard]

^Ooh, animation - me likes :)


Name: Elizabeth
Age: 14
Job: As if...
Where you at?: Somerset, UK
When did you start posting?: Uh, yesterday
How long have you been on the board?: I repeat, YESTERDAY!!
Hobbies: Playing video games, listening to music and drawing
Fav. music/band: I'm liking Muse, The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, The Thrills and Stereophonics at the moment :)
Fav. book: Can't decide, and can't be arsed to think about it right now...
Fav. movie: Uh, I'll get back to you on that...
Who do you hate the most on this board?: I dunno, I only joined the other day!!!
What is that smell?: I dunno, but it wasn't me, I promise!!

[Supafly345]

Im 14, and homeschooled. I love making friends on the internet ^^Hey! I was homeschooled and don't like making friends on the internet.

[MetalMilitia]

Where you at?: Somerset, UK

:eek :eek LIES!

I am the only person allowed to come from somerset on this board!

[Master of Demise]

Name- Nate
Age- 20
job- Pizza Dude
where you at?- Tacoma, Washington
why did you start posting- I loved the Metal Mockery Page
how long have you been on the board- This is my first post
hobbies- Guitar, girls, and guitar.
fav. music/band- Metal, and if I have to pick one... Slayer
fav. book- Stephen King's The Shining
fav. movie- Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one yet
Fav. Beatle- George

[nintylizard]

Where you at?: Somerset, UK

:eek :eek LIES!

I am the only person allowed to come from somerset on this board!

Omg, wow you're in Somerset too?!?!?

Where abouts? I'm in Bridgwater...

[MetalMilitia]

Small crappy town near bath. Bridgewater is like the whole other side of somerset i think.

[nintylizard]

Mmm, probably! It's unusual to see people who have even heard of Somerset on the forums that I usually go on, so it's pretty cool to find someone who actually lives in Somerset for once :)

[MetalMilitia]

indeed, its rare enough to see someone from england let alone from the best part of england.

[Mad Melvin]

get a room you two :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

I have learned nothing at all of yourself from that statement.

[MetalMilitia]

get a room you two :rolleyes

I dont want to end up in prision >:

You are just jelous that no one on this board comes from a small obscure part of finland (IIRC) where you live

[Zhukov]

Name- Shaun
Age- 14
job- N/A
where you at?- Tasmania
why did you start posting-
how long have you been on the board- a few hours
hobbies- music stuff and computer stuff
fav. music/band- Alternative, rock and metal/Iron Maiden or ACDC or old metallica or megadeth.
fav. book- Automotive Mechanics Fundamentals
fav. movie- Star Wars 5
Who do you hate the most on this board- Redleader, because everyone else seems to.
Fav. Beatle- I hate them all.

Holy fuck! It's quite the time to live in obscure places that other people also live in, isn't it?

I bet you are a bogan.

[phast]

Name- Dave
Age- 25
job- project manager / it director
where you at?- san francisco, ca
why did you start posting- boredom
how long have you been on the board- 2nd post
hobbies- hotrods, drag racing, computers, electronics, porn
fav. music/band- rock, rap, alternative, anything really
fav. book- if they are that good they will become movies
fav. movie- too many to list
Who do you hate the most on this board- your mother
Fav. Beatle- your mother

[MetalMilitia]

My mother wasn't in the beatles :rolleyes:

[Mr. Fugo]

Who do you hate the most on this board- Maybe the fifth next guy to post here

It's settled. Through the system of epic caqlculations, I have come to terms with this mind-dazzling issue. Falconer, I hate you.

the wonders of Science and progress :)

[kellychaos]

Fugo, that was quite unecessary.

15 - Love, Falconer

[Marc Summers]

Name- MARC SUMMERS
Age- 40 something
job- Double Dare Game Show Host/OCD sufferer
where you at?- 80s Nickelodeon
why did you start posting- DONT QUESTION MY AUTHORITY
how long have you been on the board- 1st post :newbie
hobbies- Cleaning up messes
fav. music/band- Double Dare Theme Song
fav. book- Everything in its Place by Marc Summers
fav. movie- Running man...it reminds me of my show :o
Who do you hate the most on this board- anyone who can't run through giant pieces of sushi in 60 seconds
Fav. Beatle- Ringo...such a kind young man :)

[bigtimecow]

TERRIBLE character

[Emu]

He wrote a book? :lol

[Marc Summers]

Yes, he did (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1585420484/qid=1118278311/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-6952677-6631938?v=glance&s=books&n=507846) :/

[kellychaos]

Your name sounds like an after-school special character.

[headasplodeslol]

ok, i'm 14, i play baseball, and i hav a girlfriend, oh yeah, and i love art! i kno, im un-interesting, but hey, who is these days? oh, and who ever else isnt lazy and likes baseball, im a pitcher.

[Tara]

Boring info.

Next?

[eggyolk]

lol @ marc summers

[niktamer]

i'm Nik
I spend my life on the internet
i'm 28 but have the mental of 29

[MetalMilitia]

I spend my life on the internet

Isn't that some kind of oxymoron (sp)?

more like "I substitute my lack of life with the internet" or something...

[Bell E. Laffs]

Now i know why they are called oxymorons.

[Guitar Woman]

Your pic is too wide >:

[ziggytrix]

but MM's is OK at 1 pixel narrower???

[MetalMilitia]

you knows it!

[executioneer]

it's smaller than 150x130 so it's ok geez

[Grimreapman]

Name- Andrew
Age- 14
Job- lazy mofo
Hobbies- dissing spectre x
Where I'm At- maine, old town
Fav. bands- linkin park, greenday
Movies- south park bigger longer and uncut, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, episode 3 star wars, and kung pow.

[MetalMilitia]

Name- Andrew
Age- 14
Job- lazy mofo
Hobbies- dissing spectre x
Where I'm At- maine, old town
Fav. bands- linkin park, greenday
Movies- south park bigger longer and uncut, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, episode 3 star wars, and kung pow.

The eagle has landed guys.

[kellychaos]

I spend my life on the internet

Isn't that some kind of oxymoron (sp)?

more like "I substitute my lack of life with the internet" or something...

I scan my penis and e-mail it to my "buddies list".

[Emu]

Name- Andrew
Age- 14
Job- lazy mofo
Hobbies- dissing spectre x
Where I'm At- maine, old town
Fav. bands- linkin park, greenday
Movies- south park bigger longer and uncut, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, episode 3 star wars, and kung pow.

OMG DUDE, I LOVE GREEN DAY, REMEMBER THAT ALBUM TITLE, AMERICAN IDIOT, IT'S LIKE AMERICAN IDOL BUT ALL THE PEOPLE ONT HERE ARE STUPID!

[The Retro Kat]

Dood, Emu, wats ur problme, yo r u ghey?

[Emu]

im not ghey you fage

[swimini]

ok, here we go again. why do I find myself doing this again and again, this damn forum is harder to quit than heroine, you leave and get on with your life, you make real friends and have actual firmament based love affairs, you get yourself an education, you land your dream job, what need is there for internet relations with a largely american based bunch of political misfits and retards? I thought perhaps I had come to gloat, to sneer down my pretty little nose at those who 'have nothing better to do ', but thats not the reason. I was laying out in the sun reading Promethea, (you may have read it, if you haven't then i am sorry), I was struck with the idea that the Immateria and the internet share certain qualities, beautiful fictions made reality (and ugly ones too), new languages, memes and symbol structures, and this place, well this place with its macabre, cynical, knife twisting sensibilities feels like a Parisian brothel that caters for expensive tastes, the trouble is after you become a regular there are two paths. The first is emotional involvement. this is the whore with the big eyes who you fall in love with, she doesnt love you back and the thought of her being with other men is unendurable so you leave. On the second path you become a nightly regular, sucking at the tit of countless hookers, enjoying every one but feeling your shame as you do it , so one day you stop going. but every so often you pay that exquisite house a visit and for a brief moment you are satisfied.

So I am back in the whore house- for now- with a new name, same old attitude.

so who's going to be my whore this time?

kisses
Swimini

the mockery poster formally known as Cherry.

[Emu]

Why'd you change your name? ;>

[swimini]

ah my first whore!

but good question. It is healthy to recreate oneself from time to time. 'Cherry' was fun but she was getting old so I retired her. but dont worry she is happy in care home for pampered princesses.
now someone give me an overview of the current hierarchy of the board, obviously the 'court' is still run by Queen Mock and King Doopa with their aged grand vizier Max Burbank, their foreign diplomat Dole and their jestering eunuch Protoklown, but who are the other top dogs? just so I know who I have to take down.

hmm, the site has gone from brothel to royal court in two posts. Does that say more about the site or the way metaphors reflect the psyche? ah well, it is England and it is late. I think a gentle slide back into this royal fuckhouse it this best approach.
night night my lambs.

[AChimp]

I'm the toppest dog that ever posted here. Yo.

[Supafly345]

Dole's been here a long time? I was under the impression that he was just so amazing that he was popular from post No 1.

[kellychaos]

hmm, the site has gone from brothel to royal court in two posts. Does that say more about the site or the way metaphors reflect the psyche?

Replete with the in-breeding.

[Rev. Danno]

Name- Rev. Danno
Age- Almost 30
job-Caterer @ Nike WHQ
where you at?- Portland, Oregon/soon... Eugene,Oregon
why did you start posting again-Wanted to what was going on in the forum, and who was still here
how long have you been on the board- Day one bitch, the last board too
hobbies- cooking, art projects, playing my Banjo or Mandolin
fav. music/band- Tom Waits
fav. book- Choke
fav. movie- ESB/Night of the living dead/down by law
Who do you hate the most on this board-
Fav. Beatle-Dung

[ziggytrix]

well look who else has staggered back in!

[sadie]

i agree that choke was a great book.

[Helm]

Dole was awesome from post #1 anyway

[kellychaos]

Today is my un-birthday! :)

[MetalMilitia]

thats un-interesting! :)

[Geggy]

My name is Geggy
I'm 28 y/o
I work as the inventory analyst @ toilet paper co.
I live in Salem, ma
I post here cuz I-mock is a playground for my mind to break away from stress
I've been here too long
My hobbies are swimming, camping, telling stories, dvds, and I really love biking. I have 3 bikes. Right now I'm just focusing on downhill biking because iam extreme and bored
I dotn have any fav band cuz my hearing has been deterioting over the years =(
My fav book is fast food nation, it's a great diet book
My current fav movie is steve zissou
I like everyone!
Donmt be a fag

[kellychaos]

Haha! What's up cheesy-dicks?

[kahljorn]

Dole was better back in the day, and none of you will ever know why. Because I'm going to keep the memories all to myself.

Tapestry Onion Boy.

[Xenogil]

Name- Alex

Age- 17

where you at?- Akron, Ohio

hobbies- Anime, Video Games, Science, Music, Comedy

Fav. Beatle- Ringo Starr

[MetalMilitia]

Name- Alex
hobbies- Anime, Video Games, Science, Music, Comedy



>:

[Dina S Burroughs]

Name - Dina
Age - 19
Where you at? - Pittsburgh
Why did you start posting - I figured this was somehow more productive than re-reading the articles for the up-teenth time
Hobbies - Rafting, air hockey, reading, buying things I don't need
Fav. music/band - Most post-grunge 90s stuff...but mostly Beck
Fav. book - On The Road
Fav. Movie - Memento / High Fidelity
Fav. Beatle - I resent the fact that I'm force into liking the Beatles...

[kellychaos]

:obey

[Xenogil]

Fav. Beatle - I resent the fact that I'm force into liking the Beatles...

I'm not a big fan of the Beatles either. But Ringo Starr was the narrator on Thomas the Tank Engine, so I've gotta give him props for that.

[kellychaos]

Congratulations on picking the least talented Beatle.

[Xenogil]

So that's why he's still alive!

[ziggytrix]

Somebody obviously never saw Caveman.

[OMFG_BULLET]

my.. name is relix and.. im ADDICTED TO PORN.

[Haze]

Name- Sam
Age- 19
job- Mcdicks!
where you at? British Columbia
why did you start posting- In search for a good lively forum
how long have you been on the board- about 5 minutes
hobbies- Listening to music, Smoking the Cheeba, hanging out with my friends
fav. music/band- Amon Amarth, Meshuggah, Candlemass ETC.
fav. movie- Probably Pulp Fiction if i have to name just one
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jesus

[fungusamongus]

fav. music/band- Amon Amarth, Meshuggah, Candlemass ETC.

why did you put etc. because those bands don't sound like each other at all. not at all. they aren't even in the same subgenre

[Helm]

Amon: faggy power metal with death metal vocals

Candlemass: EPIC DOOM METAL

Messuggthughu: some guys who counted better on the first two albums than they can count now

[ziggytrix]

wow, he doesn't like just one subgenre of metal? what a pathetic excuse for a metal fag he must be! he could learn so much from you :posh

[Helm]

who are you talking to? I listen to everything

[Ninjavenom]

The guy above your post was inq uestion.

[fungusamongus]

wow, he doesn't like just one subgenre of metal? what a pathetic excuse for a metal fag he must be! he could learn so much from you :posh

it would have made more sence to put etc. if they were in the same subgenre that's all

[ziggytrix]

metal IS a subgenre, faggoon.

[fungusamongus]

wow, he doesn't like just one subgenre of metal? what a pathetic excuse for a metal fag he must be! he could learn so much from you :posh

it would have made more sence to put etc. if they were in the same subgenre that's all

[ziggytrix]

OMG, I'm making a big deal about a subgenre of a subgenre!!!!

The world is stopping! Oh no!

[kellychaos]

I was in a sub-basement once. It's where all the pipes and major electrical conduits run through and it was all cramped. There, there be goblins. :eek

[Helm]

heavy metal is not a subgenre anymore. It might have been a subgenre of 'hard rock' back in the late sixties. I think 40 years of largely independent growth are enough to safely say metal is a little realm into itself

not to say that most people into metal aren't colossal faggots or that this is an important topic to discuss, but hey, since you're being a little bitch for no reason...

[lordofd3struction]

Name : Natalie
Age:16
location: Tacoma
Job: Selling erotic gospel cds door to door
Why did you start posting?: I was on an interweb binge
How long have I been posting: I joined a couple of months ago
hobbies:stealth disco, kayaking, swimming, skateboarding, and drawing
Favorite bands: polysics, pavement, the aquabats, suburban legends, dispatch, a dying dream
Person you hate on the boards: I haven't gotten a chase to hate anyone yet XD

[ziggytrix]

the other underage girls here could each kick your ass.

[Emu]

Erotic gospel, eh? :yum

[Master of Demise]

I love erotic gospel.

[lordofd3struction]

Who doesn't love erotic gospel ... its taking multi-tasking to a new level. btw high five for sharing my city

[kellychaos]

Erotic gospel?! Jesus fucking Christ!! >:

[kellychaos]

Tell us a LITTLE about yourself. Christ!! >:

[Tlaxcatl]

Name- Taylor
Age- 17
job- Loitering
where you at?- Canuckistan
why did you start posting- nothing better to do
how long have you been on the board- one day
hobbies- If I had any I wouldn't be posting here, would I?
fav. music/band- pretty much everything that isn't country, pop, or rap
fav. book- Everything you know is a lie.
fav. movie- Shaun of the dead
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4227/livestock010504emotemo2kd.gif
Fav. Beatle- dung

[blackwar12]

ok where to start
Name:Dan
Location:Ontario
Interests:video games,electronics and spoofs,parodys,mockeries, e.t.c
I suck at satire and I like pissing morons off.

[kellychaos]

piss off

[Stero-San]

Name-Barnett

Age- 19

job- Just got fired from my job as a bouncer, so there goes my real job. I also get income from: Amature Wrestling for Glendale/Mesa/Bryar Cliff College, MMA Cage Fighting, and a small party business I started on a myspace ( http://www.myspace.com/bgpartyguys ) which led to me buying out http://www.azhouseparty.com . Its a web-business that promotes and hosts local AZ parties...we also have public acess time on UPN.

where you at?- Phoenix

why did you start posting- Friends use to post here... FatSatan, Kryptondog, Brandogg ect. (oh and I needed a site that would be brutal when rating my ex girlfriends http://www.geocities.com/mkn_cc/gamefaqs2.html )

how long have you been on the board- Since March 2003

hobbies- Hosting Parties, Mexican and Polly Chicks, Going out at night and throwing eggs at hookers. Oh, and wrestling/MMA.

fav. music/band- Regatone

fav. book- Penthouse

fav. movie- Deep Blue Sea, Donnie Darko, and Tom Seizmore Porn

Who do you hate the most on this board- James...well not really. But he is an asshole.

Fav. Beatle-The ones from the mummy...oh you meant the band???

[Lil' Johnny]

Name- Johnny
Age- 14 (Yeah, shut up. At least i admitted it.)
Job- Student
Where you at?- Los Angeles
Why did you start posting- Because I'm too shy to have friends irl. :(
How long have you been on the board- 2 days.
Hobbies- Gaming, Eating, Philosophising
Fav. music/band- Aerosmith
Fav. book- The Day of the Jackal
Fav. movie- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Who do you hate the most on this board- All the idiots who don't know how to correctly use punctuation, capitol letters, and grammer. I hope they die.
Fav. Beatle- Ringo.

[Aneurysm]

capitol letters

!!!

[MetalMilitia]

letters, and grammer.

!!!!

[Aneurysm]

!!!!

!!!!!

[sadie]

All the idiots who don't know how to correctly use punctuation, capitol letters, and grammer. I hope they die.
classic moronese.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey don't be so hard on the noob. :(
Let him stay a while, and if he is still a retard, then we can be assholes to him.

[ziggytrix]

I thought it was remarkably good English for a 14 year old American on the Internet. Though I'm not saying that it's much of an achievement.

[Frizzurd]

Name- Tyler
Age- 22
job- Target
where you at?- New Mexico
why did you start posting- Site has similar interests to me.
how long have you been on the board- like two days.
hobbies- art, old video games, animation.
fav. music/band- Classical, instrumental, game remixes, "hate vocals"
fav. book-havnt read enough yet
fav. movie- E.T. not the new one but the un-raped version.

[Supafly345]

Both movies of ET are of the same calibur.

[xbxDaniel]

Name- Daniel Nosnehpets
Age- 19
job-Having trouble getting one
where you at?-Kentucky
why did you start posting- Because all the cool people are doing it
how long have you been on the board-a couple of weeks
hobbies- Reading, video games
fav. music/band- This changes too fucking much to specify
fav. book- The Stand
fav. movie- Pulp Fiction
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know enough people to point one out
Fav. Beatle- Paul

I have a 1000th post now. That means I'm cool right?

[New Noise]

Name- Joey Gardner
Age-16
job- Chick fil A
where you at?-Teexas
why did you start posting- I was banned from APFFN several months ago and (some of) my friends have migrated here.
how long have you been on the board-a couple of days
hobbies- Making/buying/listening to/playing music
fav. music/band- Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Neutral Milk Hotel, Alice in Chains, and stuuufff
fav. book- The Bible
fav. movie- I don't really like movies
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know enough people to point one out
Fav. Beatle- George

[sadie]

Hey don't be so hard on the noob.
Let him stay a while, and if he is still a retard, then we can be assholes to him.
shut up.

[Guitar Woman]

OH WHAT SADIE YOU WANNA TAKE THIS TO MOCK WARS >:

[Aneurysm]

Hi Joey. :)

[kellychaos]

OH WHAT SADIE YOU WANNA TAKE THIS TO MOCK WARS >:

I want to take you to Mock Whores! >:

[Guitar Woman]

Kellychaos makes hilarious plays on words forum :rolleyes

[sadie]

no, really, shut up.

[kellychaos]

BIG LOVE!! :love

no, really

[Frizzurd]

Animatronic E.T. beats CGI E.T's ass all over the place and you know it. Imagine if he went back and added computer generated scenes to Jaws or Close Encounters. Wouldnt be able to take it seriously anymore.

[Chojin]

Right.

[The Retro Kat]

Name- Kat
Age-19
job- Target; Public Works
where you at?-Illinois
why did you start posting- Shit, that was a long time ago, man
how long have you been on the board-a couple of years
hobbies- Film-Making; Diving; Photography; Teaching How to be a Badass 101; Pogo Sticking; BOYS!!1!!
fav. music/band- Keller Williams, Grateful Dead, Capdown, The SPecials, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, Duke Ellington, Ska, Jam Bands, Jazz
fav. books- Cat's Cradle, Catch 22, One The Road, Junky, and, above all, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
fav. movies- The Big Lebowski, Kids, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rushmore
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know, man. I'm gay.

[Rosenstern]

Name- Rosenstern. My buddy Guildencrantz should be posting soon, as well. No joke
Age- 17
job- surviving being 17
where you at?- Somewhere in the Bible Belt. It sucks.
why did you start posting- I don't know. :)
how long have you been on the board- a couple of days.
hobbies- Drumming, composing/ arranging, writing.
fav. music/band- Electronic composers like Nobuo Uematsu (the Final Fantasy series) and Bjorn Lynne.
fav. books- Lord of the Flies, WICKED, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, The Devil's Dictionary, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
fav. movies- The Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Dead Poet's Society.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Half the people in the Philo/Relig/News/Politics board.
Fav. Beatle- John Lennon

[MetalMilitia]

I thought the dead poets society sucked :/

[Aneurysm]

Oh captain, my captain.

[Rosenstern]

Well, I'm not going to say that it's at all realistic, but I think it's a pretty damn powerful story, if you're in the right state of mind. This may require acid.

[Aneurysm]

Or perhaps a vagina?

[kellychaos]

fagacious, fagalicious, faggety fag

[pizzaslut]

Name- Nessa
Age-34
job-pizza delivery
where you at?-Florida
how did you find out about this site?-Iam bored.com
why did you start posting-good question
how long have you been on the board-10 minutes
hobbies-AMVs
fav. music/band-No Doubt , Bloodhound Gang
fav. book-huh?
fav. movie-there are too many
Who do you hate the most on this board-I dont know anyone ... yet
Fav. Beatle-

[Rosenstern]

fagacious, fagalicious, faggety fag

Are you talking to me, Aneurysm, or Kat?

[Guitar Woman]

He's describing himself :rolleyes

[glowbelly]

fav. book-huh?


they are those things with pages and covers and words. you read them, sometimes for enjoyment, sometimes because you have to for school.

just thought i'd clear that up for you.

[Aneurysm]

Books went out with legwarmers, get with the times.

[pizzaslut]

fav. book-huh?


they are those things with pages and covers and words. you read them, sometimes for enjoyment, sometimes because you have to for school.

just thought i'd clear that up for you.

Hey glowbelly ,
Look in the book they call a dictionary ... look for the word sarcasm. When I said huh that is what I was going for. I am sorry you couldn't understand the concept. 2 + 2= chair (more sarcasm)

[Aneurysm]

No silly, 2+2=4.

[glowbelly]

did books dump legwarmers for toe socks?

or did the legwarmers get sick of books' tendency to be held by mittens in the winter?

[Aneurysm]

No, all is fine and dandy, they just decided to have an open relationship.

[Guitar Woman]

2 + 2= chair
Edit that post right now you stand-up stealing fuck >:

[sadie]

this one guy in this one book said, "sarcasm is the protest of people who are weak."

[pizzaslut]

2 + 2= chair
Edit that post right now you stand-up stealing fuck >:

Nah ... I don't think I will until you ask nicely. >: Sorry

[Sethomas]

Who the hell is Nicley?

[pizzaslut]

Who the hell is Nicley?

NiceLay...

[Sethomas]

Thank you, not many people have called me that.

[glowbelly]

i didn't realize feigning stupidity was akin to being sarcastic.

MY BAD.

[kellychaos]

ironic

adj 1: humorously sarcastic or mocking; "dry humor"; "an ironic remark often conveys an intended meaning obliquely"; "an ironic novel"; "an ironical smile"; "with a wry Scottish wit" [syn: dry, ironical, wry] 2: characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is; "madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker"; "it was ironical that the well-planned scheme failed so completely" [syn: ironical]


So far, I don't see the irony. And on to:

sar·casm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (särkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.

I don't see the victim of ridicule/scorn nor any wit involved. Are you sure that you're using your terminology correctly?

Perhaps I-Mockery is not the forum for you. There is always time to reconsider. We will understand and appreciate the time and effort that you've spent in the endeavor. :kthx

[pizzaslut]

ironic

adj 1: humorously sarcastic or mocking; "dry humor"; "an ironic remark often conveys an intended meaning obliquely"; "an ironic novel"; "an ironical smile"; "with a wry Scottish wit" [syn: dry, ironical, wry] 2: characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is; "madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker"; "it was ironical that the well-planned scheme failed so completely" [syn: ironical]


So far, I don't see the irony. And on to:

sar·casm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (särkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.

I don't see the victim of ridicule/scorn nor any wit involved. Are you sure that you're using your terminology correctly?

Perhaps I-Mockery is not the forum for you. There is always time to reconsider. We will understand and appreciate the time and effort that you've spent in the endeavor. :kthx

Hehehe ... you guys just make me laugh.

[Sethomas]

Don't encourage him.

[kellychaos]

Are you still lookin' to score my ass, Seth? ;)

[sadie]

if i had the beans, i'd spill them.

[kellychaos]

oh, we know all about you ... and we approve

[Chojin]

this one guy in this one book said, "sarcasm is the protest of people who are weak."
What a smart opinion.

[Aneurysm]

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

[sadie]

What a smart opinion.
he was smart. and he was stupid at the same time. that gene forrester had some issues.

[Chojin]

I bet he got picked on a lot.

[sadie]

if anyone had known who he really was, he probably would've.

[kellychaos]

http://www.bushbeans.com/images/jayduke/bdy_duke.jpg

[Winter]

.....

[Wigwam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/thisthingofme/furthur_ogbus.jpg

[tenaciousd3350]

Name- Dana/Zuul
Age- 24
job- Dance teacher
where are you at?- the Buckeye state
how did you find out about this site?- Searching for General Zod pics
why did you start posting- I'm RoG's secret stalker. Well shit, secret's out.
hobbies- amateur midget wrestling (bookie)
fav. music/band- Red Hot Chili Peppers, the D, Dingoes ate my Baby
fav. book- the Dark Tower series
fav. movie- Mighty Ducks 3
Fav. Video Game- Metroid
fav. food- Kraft Dinner (I have a Canadian fetish)
Who do you hate the most on this board- l33t qu33rs
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Have someone "whacked"
what is that smell- Fear, if you trust Leslie Nielson. More likely, day-old bologna.

[Misanthrope]

Meh. May as well fill this thing out, too.
Name- Amber
Age- 16
Where are you at? New Castle, Delaware.
Hobbies- Music, reading, writing, art, pissing people off. :O
Job- Healer / Artist
Why did you start posting? No one was on AIM and I was bored. Thought I'd contribute to one of my fav sites. Don't you all feel loved. Haha.
How did you find out about this site? Good ol' Google.
Fav book- Incubus Dreams by Laurell K. Hamilton
Fav band- Korn, Disturbed
Fav movie- Underworld

[DrGonzo]

Name-Ben
Age-32
job- Mngr. Blockbuster
where are you at?-Ga.
how did you find out about this site?-Friend
why did you start posting-Why not?
Level of Educ.-Some college
Income-Not much
hobbies-porn and booze, comic books
fav. music/band-Modest Mouse
fav. book-Catcher in the Rye-J.D. Salinger
fav. movie-Evi lDead Triology
Fav. Video Game-Silent Hill series, GTA series, Eternal Darkness
fav. food-anything spicy
Who do you hate the most on this board-Nothing yet.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-I wasn't voted for shit.


There. I did it. Get to know me!

[Wigwam]

Name-Alex
Age-17
job-Chickfila hah.
where are you at?-TX
how did you find out about this site?-a different forum
why did you start posting- i thought i could be famous one day.
Level of Educ.- high school, almost done with.
Income-shit
hobbies-i enjoy music and drawing pictures
fav. music/band- Pink Floyd, but there are more..
fav. book- right now, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Tests by Tom Wolfe or Jack Kerouac, but i guess of all time i'd say Catcher in the Rye...
fav. movie- The Royal Tenenbaums, Dr. Strangelove, too many to name.
Fav. Video Game- i don't know, WoW?

[kellychaos]

i am strangely attracted to you mediocrity ... is that cologne or pheremone?

[Aneurysm]

Name-George
Age-36
Job-Owner of a large string of hotels in the western US
Where are you at?-Las Vegas, Nevada
How did you find out about this site?-Saw the sex in video games article at Albinoblacksheep.com
Why did you start posting-To hone my wit skills.
Level of Educ.-High school.
Income-Insanely Large
Hobbies-Music and firing maids.
Fav. music/band-Sinatra
Fav. book-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - HS Thompson
Fav. movie-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Sin City
Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy VII

[Wigwam]

nigga if you like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas try The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe.

[Aneurysm]

I've got a ton of books on my to-read list but I just don't have the time.

[DSBurroughs]

Name- Dina
Age- 19
job- Research on anorexia and bulimia
where are you at?- Picksburgh
how did you find out about this site?-Fark, I do believe
why did you start posting- My real friends dont really like it when I talk so much...
Level of Educ.- Still in college
Income- Dismal
hobbies- kayaking, skiing, trampoline wrestling and the like
fav. music/band - Pretty much all 90s stuff, but lately I'm huge on Kings of Leon
fav. book- On the Road
fav. movie- Memento...but anything Trey Parker touches is right up there with it.
Fav. Video Game- Digdug if we're talkin' old school, Burnout otherwise
Who do you hate the most on this board- Do I have to?
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I was runner up for most unique, if that counts for anything. Doubtful tho...

[ziggytrix]

runner up for most unique? that's hilarious. :)

[Wigwam]

oh a Jack Kerouac fan :)

[DSBurroughs]

Yah, my best friend won it tho cuz the week of nominations she safety pinned some twinkle lights to a skirt and plugged herself into a wall (a.k.a - Christmas tree). Needless to say, I wasn't that motivated.

[kellychaos]

trampoline wrestling, you say? :)


Side note: this is the "Winter" of our discontent

[Aneurysm]

oh a Jack Kerouac fan :)

On the Road is a brilliant book, I strive to be more like Dean Moriarty.

[DSBurroughs]

You want to die a mysterious naked death by some railroad tracks?

[HelloKittySex]

Name- Madison
Age- 16
Job- Birmingham Museum of Art
Where are you at?- Birmingham, Alabama
How did you find out about this site?- I have no ideia.
Why did you start posting?- I like the site and figured that the forum will be just as entertaining.
Level of Educ.- still in High School
Income- bears.
Hobbies- Loch Ness Monster, believe damn it!
Fav. music/band- I don't think I can pick.
Fav. book- A Clockwork Orange, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass
Fav. Movie- Dawn of the Dead, A Clockwork Orange, Cry Baby, Pink Flamingos
Fav. Video Game- Bomber Man on two player on N64.

[ziggytrix]

my user icon wants to skin you alive :(

[ArrowX]

Teh Loch ness monster is fake :( it would need to either have an extremeley long lifespan, or at least a viable breeding population to support hundereds of years of sightings! >:

Bigfoot has a better chancce of existing.

[Hannibal]

Name- Hannibal
Age- 30
job- claims adjuster
where are you at?- Wisconsin
how did you find out about this site?- Searching for interesting web sites while bored at work.
why did you start posting- I like to meet new people, and I am always bored at work.
hobbies- movies,video games, playing the guitar.
fav. music/band- anything but country.
fav. book- The Count of Monte Christo
fav. movie- I can't pick one, Memento,Seven,Goodfellas,Psycho,Shawshank Redemption,Rear Window....................................
Fav. Video Game- Right now, probably Call of Duty 2
fav. food- Pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Still be in High School next year.

[kellychaos]

would you eat me?

[Ushnor]

Name- Ushnor
Age- 100
job- Viking
where are you at?- the open sea, on route to a small city
how did you find out about this site?- I plundered a computer that had this site up in a raid of small defenseless village.
why did you start posting- To join the Path of Neo photo-editing contest
Level of Educ.- Education is for landlubbers
Income- Whatever I can loot
hobbies-Looting, pillaging, graphic design
fav. music/band- Queen, They Might Be Giants
fav. book- "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
fav. movie- Fight Club, Army of Darkness
Fav. Video Game- Anything and everything
fav. food- Fresh wild bore
Who do you hate the most on this board- The letter Q. Don't get me started on that letter! And it's everywhere!
In Viking school you were voted most likely to...- go to Valhalla

[mmmcdaniel]

to all questions: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUISINESS

[MLE]

Do you honestly think that you're the first person to think of such a witty response?

You've gone from cutely annoying and naive to that "oh I'm a badass I'll impress them with my quick wit and sharp tongue while breaking every forum rule possible" attitude, but you're no better than the tons of people that have adopted that attitude and been banned shortly afterwards.

[Moobs]

Name- Richard
Age- 15
job- Looking for
where are you at?- Bath
how did you find out about this site?- Newgrounds maybe, or maybe I googled it, but I'm here now
why did you start posting- This is my first of possibly many posts, we'll see how things go down and if I can handle 4 forums at the same time.
Level of Educ.- School
hobbies- Running, football, Fencing
fav. music/band- The Who
fav. book- Not much of a reader, but to answer your question, The Darren shan saga
fav. movie- Waynes World
Fav. Video Game- God of War
fav. food- duck in pancake
Who do you hate the most on this board- I know of none of you, so I dislike none at this point in time.

[MetalMilitia]

hey Halfie I heard you give blowjobs to tramps when you run out of change.

[Moobs]

How have you gathered this information? Are you that guy who put cheese and onion crisps and vodka in my hair when I didn't give you my laundry money?

[kellychaos]

hey Halfie I heard you give blowjobs to tramps when you run out of change.

That's the OTHER Halfie! :rolleyes

[Dr. Boogie]

So that's how the other Halflie lives.:lol

[Moobs]

There's another.....me :chatter

[Jeff The Ninja]

Name- Jeff
Age- 17
job- Burger Flipper
where are you at?-Saskatoon Saskatchewan
how did you find out about this site?- Newgrounds.com
why did you start posting- Because I am Very bored
Level of Educ.- School
hobbies- TV, Video Games, watching movies and beating my neighbours kids when ever they call me fatty.
fav. music/band- Heavy metal
fav. book- Either The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy or The lord of the rings.
fav. movie- Thats too hard of a Question
Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy VII
fav. food- BEEF AND TURKEY
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody because that is bound to start a Internet feud and that could to an argument. And argueing on the internet is just like running in the special olympics, even if you win, youre still retarded.

[MetalMilitia]

And argueing on the internet is just like running in the special olympics, even if you win, youre still retarded.

THATS AN AWSOME QUOTE DID YOU THINK OF IT ALL BY YOURSELF??

[Diseased]

Name- Timo
Age- 20
job- Polytechnic Student
where are you at?- Finland (the cold, small country in Northern Europe, also the country which desperately tries to get Conan O'Brien to spend his holidays in)

how did you find out about this site?- Can't remember, it's over a 1½ years now
why did you start posting- .....good question
Level of Educ.- Will-Be-Engineer
Income- More than enough to pay for the rent
hobbies- music in it's all forms
fav. music/band- Changes weekly, metal in general
fav. book- Aku Ankan Juhlasarjat-series
fav. movie- Not the #1 Box-Office Hit
Fav. Video Game- Megaman Series
fav. food- Chinese
Who do you hate the most on this board- I love people
In high school you were voted most likely to...- become a success at the job market

[MetalMilitia]

Income- More than enough to pay for the rent

Non standard editions to the "Tell us a little about yourself" thread, especially when you are a big fat showoff, are frowned apon.




...by me atleast. >:

[ziggytrix]

and most other folks just don't give a fuck

[SlyBattery]

Name- Jeremy
Age- 19
job- Movie Gallery outlet
where are you at?- I hate fat joe
how did you find out about this site?- Hmm...long time ago...I think I was searching in a search engine for something and I found a link to a peice called "Ask Dr. Bactine" I think that was the name of it.
why did you start posting- The Louie C.K. message board gets a little to stagnant.
Level of Educ.- I am going to college, but learning very little. Except that I dislike college.
Income- Not enough to raise 2 kids, I hope the orphanage treats them well
hobbies- playing guitar, watching good/bad films. Writing various things...
fav. music/band- Nirvana
fav. book- "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"
fav. movie- Blade Runner? Fight Club? Pulp Fiction? All are on about the same level.
Fav. Video Game- Final Fantasy 3.
fav. food- Cheesy Tuna Helper, or Quasedillas
Who do you hate the most on this board- Everyone is way to nice to ever hate.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- continue smelling

[SuperChicken]

edit: ewps, double posted. see below

[SuperChicken]

I'm new. Don't hurt me unless whips and midgets are involved.

Name- Ellie aka Super Chicken

Age- Seventeen ... million

job- Register hopping monkey

where are you at?- Brisbane, Queensland, Australia

how did you find out about this site?- My friend linda sent me the "sexual moments in video games" site. It made me giggle...sexually.

why did you start posting- Right now

Level of Educ.- High school and SUPER SAIYAN

Income- Minimum wage bitch

hobbies- guitaring, internetting, eating babies

fav. music/band- The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Led Zep, Iron Maiden, Guns n Roses, Muse, Polyphonic Spree, the 5.6.7.8's, Nancy Sinatra... my taste is pretty weird

fav. book- "He Died with a Felafel in His Hand"

fav. movie- Wayne's World, Kill Bill, Sin City, Resevoir Dogs, This is Spinal Tap, every Monty Python Movie

Fav. Video Game- Alex Kidd in Miracle World (if you love this game too, LET US MARRY), Super Mario, Bomberman 3, Pokemon

fav. food- Babies, sacrificial virgins

Who do you hate the most on this board- I LOVE YOU ALL. Not really, I just don't know anybody as of yet.

In high school you were voted most likely to...- kill everybody in a bloody homicidal ninja rampage!

[LadyMage]

Name- LadyMage
Age- 23
job- Right now looking for work *mutters something about the employment rate*
where are you at?- New York
how did you find out about this site?- sheer chance acutally, and random surfing
why did you start posting- figured I surfed here long enough
Level of Educ.- graduated college, ba in english
Income- very little
hobbies- writing, reading, listening to music, daydreaming
fav. music/band- anything but boy bands and rap (except icp, I do like them)
fav. book- Animal Farm by George Orwell
fav. movie- Right now, "the man who went up a hill and down a mountain" although anything horror is good too
Fav. Video Game- hmmm Mortal Kombat or any rpg that is good I guess
fav. food- Meat!!!!! or just about anything really, if I don't like it I'll let you know
Who do you hate the most on this board- well I just got here but right now Italiansterotype (he called me a cunt and a shitflap over a friggin comic book debate how lame is that)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- either publish a book or become a crazy cat lady, I am not sure which

[Pack in '07]

Name- Atticus (no shit, I'm Greek)
Age- 24
job- tour guide at the Atlanta Zoo (hey, it aint that bad, the tigers kick ass and are my best friends)
where are you at?- Atlanta
how did you find out about this site?- from a friend, LONG time ago
why did you start posting- 1/7/06
hobbies- playing video games, rooting for the pack (fuck you sherman)
fav. music/band- Weezer, Offspring, anything but country
fav. book- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
fav. movie- many, Boondock Saints, Hostage, the old Star Wars movies, Jackass the movie
Fav. Video Game- right now, it's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
fav. food- lasagna
In high school you were voted most likely to...- join the NFL (no shit, I was second string wideout for the badgers a while back)

[sadie]

your name given your post makes me :(.

[Summourn]

Name- Cara
Age- 20
job- ice cream man :(
where are you at?- Illinois
how did you find out about this site?- Emu is my IRL best friend <3
why did you start posting- Because internet mockery is the thing to do
hobbies- drawing, writing, eating stuff
fav. music/band- Soundgarden for the win :(
fav. book- House of Leaves
fav. movie- Spirited Away (shut up)
fav. Video Game- Super Mario Brothers 2
fav. food- "Special chicken" ramen noodles. Either that or tacos
In high school you were voted most likely to...- make it big with art stuff (I don't think so but they did)

[Mystie]

Name- Mystie
Age- 22 (23 next Saturday)
job- I work at a fucking Time-Out Arcade.
where are you at?- Reading/Kutztown area of PA.
how did you find out about this site?- I followed the linkies.
why did you start posting- Because I'm an internet whore.
Level of education?- Some college. I have like 3/4 of an associates in Web Design. Unfortunately the 1/4 I don't have is all the database type stuff. :P
hobbies- writing, web design, collecting old videos and random weird junk, painting, girly 80s 90s stuff, goggle wearing
fav. music/band- VNV Nation, Orgy, Apoptygma Berzerk, Manson
fav. book- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
fav. movie- Labyrinth
fav. Video Game- Bubble Bobble
fav. food- pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I wasn't voted anything. I spent all my time hiding in the library or drawing obscene images on all my notes.

[lunlun]

Name- Eva
Age- 20
job- working with mind disabled people (no this is not a joke :P)
where are you at?- Germany
how did you find out about this site?- oh i searched informations about tamagotchis while ago and found this incridible Mutsu-minimock. still read it sometimes :)
why did you start posting- i was bored
Level of Educ.- mittlere reife. dont know to what compared in usa
Income- 340 euros at month
hobbies- sleeping, reading, playing, laughing, beeing moody
fav. music/band- none
fav. book- none
fav. movie- The End of Evangelion
Fav. Video Game- Tales of Phantasia (SNES)
fav. food- Döner
Who do you hate the most on this board- i dont know yet
In high school you were voted to be school captain

[Lycurgus1985]

Name: Jason
Age: 20
Job: Currently Unemployed (Have been incapacitated by damned cluster headaches >: )
Where are you at?
Far away from you and I know you're glad about that.
How did you find out about this site?
2-3 years ago when a friend of mine gave me a link to the Sexual Moments in Video Games section of the site. I've been hooked ever since.
Level of Educ.: I'm currently a sophmore at college.
Income: I told you, I can't work at the moment. :/
Hobbies: Reading, writing, filmmaking, watching horror movies, wolves, biking, swimming, exploring forests, playing video games, MST3King Troll 2 with friends.
Fav. Music: Rock, metal, hard rock, electronica, classical, instrumental, parody, oldies
Fav. Book: "Magic" by William Goldman
Fav. Movie: Too many to pick from
Fav. Video Game: Clock Tower, Gabriel Knight, Intelligent Qube, Shadow of Destiny, Shivers
Fav. Food: They don't call me Chinese Food Lovin' Lycanthrope for nothing you know. :P
Who do you hate the most on this board: Everyone can be an asshole, including myself. Not really anything to really worry about.
In high school you were voted most likely to...: Become a film director.