NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another...

[Rev. Danno]

OK, The boards been up for a few days, We've all been fucking with each other. Maybe we should get to know one another better.
We might decide we don't hate some one as much, or it might just give us all more fuel for the fires of hate, ya hate...

Here's a simple form.... (if you're a wuss, feel free to omit any you don't feel like answering)

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

[James]

Considering I have no idea who the hell you are, how about you fill out your own form first?

[Evil Robot]

Am I gonna get put on another mailing list or some shit?

[Les Waste]

I WANNA DO TEH SURVEY >:

Name- CHRIS >:
Age- 20 >:
job- STUDENT LOL >:
where you at?- WISCONSIN >:
why did you start posting- I SUCK :(
how long have you been on the board- I DUNNO :(
hobbies- MASTURBATING >:
fav. music/band- THE CLASH, JERKS >:
fav. book- CATCH-22 AND THE SOUND AND THE FURY >:
fav. movie- HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?! >:
Who do you hate the most on this board- NOT JIXBY PHILLIPS IS A TOOL >:
what is that smell- LOL SOMEONE CRACK A WINDOW ;)

[Rev. Danno]

Name- Rev. Daniel O'Blivion
Age-26
job-Reverand/Caterer
where you at?-Phx, Az
why did you start posting-I thought Mockery was funny on the UCB board, & Agent Burdock told me to.
how long have you been on the board-This board a few days, the old board... mid june of 2000?
hobbies-Bicycling, drinking, Bowling, & painting
fav. music/band-Beck
fav. book-An Incompleat education
fav. movie-Night of the Living Dead
Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't know yet...Maybe Error, or jamesman.
what is that smell-Me, I haven't bathed in 6 hours...

What else...I'm on Lithium now, & I'm not as mean, or anthing else as I used to be on the old board.

[Malevolent]

Name: Jeff
Age: 23
Job: If you don't know, you're a newbie
Where you at?: Massachusetts, just like it says under my name, fuckhead!
Why did you start posting?: Meatatarian
How long have you been on the board?: Since April 16, 2000
Hobbies: Eating meat
Fav. music/band: Difficult choice, but I'd have to go with The Gathering
Fav. book: Can't decide
Fav. movie: Probably Office Space. Another difficult choice
Who do you hate the most on this board?: Impossible to choose. So many fucktards
What is that smell?: Smells can't be transmitted over the Internet, dumbass!

[James]

Name- James
Age- 19
job- none
where you at?- Connecticut
why did you start posting- Came across the site, and then was drawn into the board community via FatSatan
how long have you been on the board- For about 4 days. Counting the old board though, about 8-9 months.
hobbies- Video games, writing, art, downloading and masturbating to porn
fav. music/band- KMFDM, Rammstein, Disturbed (get the laughs out of your system), and a bunch of other things.
fav. book- The Dragonlance Villains Series, Tony Hawk's Occupation: Skateboarder
fav. movie- Lord of the Rings Series, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Clue, Evil Dead series, Nowhere (can you tell that I don't like to limit myself to just one favorite?)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Evil Robot, Captain Robo, GnrySgtHartman, Jerseyboy, and a bunch of others.
what is that smell- The dead retarded kid under my mattress. :(

[Evil Robot]

jamesman needs a hug

[Rev. Danno]

Wow Carni, you have seemed to have gotten bitter over the last year..., Jixby as well.

[Rongi]

Name- John (after John Lennon)
Age- nice try >:
job- none
where you at?- New York
why did you start posting- I-mockery is one of my favorite sites
how long have you been on the board- bout 4 days
hobbies- Videogames, music, anime, etc
fav. music/band- Radiohead, NIN, Beck, Johnny Cash, Beastie boys, and a ton others
fav. book- anything thats cynical and evil >:
fav. movie- Princess Monoke, anything by Kevin Smith
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jersyboy, Captain Robo, GnrySrgtHartman, error, and a few others
what is that smell- my ASS >:

[McClain]

Name- McClain
Age- 23
job- Sailor
where you at?- San Diego
why did you start posting- Because the people on the Zug forums were getting boring.
how long have you been on the board- January, 2001
hobbies- Web design, basketball, collecting remnants of my childhood
fav. music/band- Tie between Radiohead and Ben Folds Five.
fav. book- Siddhartha.
fav. movie- Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
Who do you hate the most on this board- Mockery
what is that smell- Me blowing cigarette smoke in your face.

[Ninjavenom]

Name- Brian
Age- 15
job- Ha.
where you at?- Maryland
why did you start posting- certain topics interested me
how long have you been on the board- since september
hobbies- toys, computers, drawing, etc.
fav. music/band- Atari Teenage Riot or Obituary
fav. book- Jurassic Park
fav. movie- UHF
Who do you hate the most on this board- those damn newer-beis
what is that smell- It's Ireland! Come on Brian, let's check it out!

[Mockery]

why did you start posting- Because the people on the Zug forums were getting boring.

You talkin about EvilZug? Cool guy, we talk fairly often on AIM. He's pretty good with Flash too.

Who do you hate the most on this board- Mockery

:love

[ItalianStereotype]

Name-Michael
Age-18
job-lazy fuck
where you at?-TEXAS CAN I GET A WHUT WHUT NIGGA G DOGG
why did you start posting-i didnt like somebody and wanted them to know
how long have you been on the board-approx. a year
hobbies-i hate things
fav. music/band-freestyle kings
fav. book-i burn books. DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES.
fav. movie-uh...goodfellas, TMNT, Nightmare Before Christmas, Robocop, Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, Transformers, Trigun
Who do you hate the most on this board-its kind of childish. besides, you know who you are...
what is that smell-i cant smell anything, i can hardly breathe :(

[Spooky]

Name- Jesus.
Age- Ageless
job- Son of God, Queer Hater, ****** Lover.
where you at?- Heaven, and in the hearts of all.
why did you start posting- Jesus needs no reason.
how long have you been on the board- Since it's birth, since, I'm jesus and I'm everywhere.
hobbies- Being Jesus, watching 13 year old girls bathe, acid.
fav. music/band- Christian Death Metal :(
fav. book- The Bible
fav. movie- Jesus
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jesus loves all.
what is that smell- Teen Spirit?

[McClain]

why did you start posting- Because the people on the Zug forums were getting boring.

You talkin about EvilZug? Cool guy, we talk fairly often on AIM. He's pretty good with Flash too.

Who do you hate the most on this board- Mockery

:love

Evil zug? I have know clue what you're talking about... Actually, the forum I was referring to was when John Hargrave had a show for ZDNet. It was a great show, but the people in the forum were sucky.

[JeefGyle]

Name- Jeff
Age- 16
job- Server at an assisted living center
where you at?- Saginaw, MI
why did you start posting- The site is great, lots of funny people on these boards
how long have you been on the board- Old board: about 6 months
hobbies- Guitar, Music, Video Games, Movies
fav. music/band- Metal/HardCore, although my favorite band is Smashing Pumpkins
fav. book- Please Kill Me: The Oral History Of Punk
fav. movie- Legally Blonde (I can't wait for part 2! :) )
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jamesman and Rongi, I don't hate the newbs, as I am one
what is that smell- A maggot covered half eaten sandwich, discarded and forgotton under one of many fat rolls on Wayne Knights Belly

[James]

I like how he says he hates Jerseyboy and Rongi, then says he doesn't hate newbies.

[Rongi]

I like how he says he hates Jerseyboy and Rongi, then says he doesn't hate newbies.

>:

[MrAdventure]

Name- Chris
Age- 20
Job- House Bitch
Where you at?- Springfield, OR
Why did you start posting?- TO GET ATTENTION.
How long have you been on the board?- Around February of 2002.
Hobbies- Art Shit, Exacerbating Friends and Relatives.
Favorite Music/Band- Ol' ROCK AND ROLL, ELO
Favorite Book- Felton and Fowler's Best, Worst and Most Unusual.
Favorite Movie-"The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover"
Who do you hate most on this board?- INTERNET TRAILER TRASH, Generic garbage, Repetitious dregs of ignorance.
What is that smell?- BURBANK'S PERFUME.

[Geggy]

Name- Greg
Age- 24
job- Manager of a Janitorial Supplies company.
where you at?- Salem
why did you start posting- To humor myself.
how long have you been on the board- Too long.
hobbies- Biking, snowboarding, water activities.
fav. music/band- Tool, Primus
fav. book- Webster Dictionary
fav. movie- Scarface
Who do you hate the most on this board- Jamesman, MBurbank, Evil Robot
what is that smell- Moisterizer chapstik smeared on my lips

edit: forgot to add Evil Robot, is all.

[Evil Robot]

Everybody stop hating jamesman, your gonna make him cry!

[James]

job- Manager of a Janitorial Supplies company.

AKA: The Janitor King! :eek

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Name- Kevin Barry Patrick Sullivan
Age- 22
job- College Student
where you at?- Albany, NY
why did you start posting- Because I just did.
how long have you been on the board- I dunno, since before ezboard.
hobbies- reading, sleeping, eating, listening to music, etc.
fav. music/band- i dunno.
fav. book- "The Third Policeman" by Flann O'Brien
fav. movie- Ghostbusters
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anybody.
what is that smell- What, er, the rock is cookin...? :/

[soundtest]

Name- stephen
Age- 25
job- animation post production & internet tech. support
where you at?- ottawa :(
why did you start posting- i spammed some 8bit remixes i did in the art shit forum and people didn't flame me :eek
how long have you been on the board- a year or so
hobbies- making welfare beats for video games that don't exist and never finishing anything
fav. music/band- LMF, Skinny Puppy, Amon Tobin
fav. book- marabou stork nightmares
fav. movie- depends on my mood
Who do you hate the most on this board- me :suicide
what is that smell- :melt

edit: i put soundetest as 'name' :dunce

[Anonymous]

Name- RE
Age- 27 :( soon to be 28 god help me :(
job- jobless
where you at?- the capital of the confederacy
why did you start posting- rog made me / to piss people off
how long have you been on the board- since the beggingingings
hobbies- erm. ? wow. I don't think I have a hobbie
fav. music/band- don't have one
fav. book- don't have one
fav. movie- don't have one
Who do you hate the most on this board- the people
what is that smell- me. fo sure :(

[theapportioner]

..

[Anonymous]

haha

OK CAN SOMEONE OLD PLEASE POST IN THIS THREAD TO BANDAID MY SELF ESTEEM

thankyou

[James]

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Geggy.txt

THE JANITOR KING :eek

And Doopa, you have no reason to be feeling old. You are quite far from being old. But if that doesn't reassure you, we'll just have to wait for Max to reply.

[Spooky]

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Geggy.txt

THE JANITOR KING :eek



dad? :(

[Hobo Renee]

Name- Hobo Renee
Age- 16
job- student
where you at?- The greater Sacramento valley region
why did you start posting- I wanted to save the UCB
how long have you been on the board- 2000-2001?
hobbies- guitar, painting, reading, writing
fav. music/band- SLEATER-KINNEY
fav. book- Bee Season-Myla Goldberg
fav. movie- Hairspray
Who do you hate the most on this board- This stupid kid at my school:(
what is that smell- school lunch

[poopyone]

Name- Nate
Age- 20
job- None at the moment :(
where you at?- Canada
why did you start posting- Yes
how long have you been on the board-Lurking for months, posting for days.
hobbies-Candlelight dinners, the smooth stylings of Kenny G and romantic walks on the beach.
fav. music/bands-Alkaline Trio, Reggie And The Full Effect, and The Ataris.
fav. book-I don't know.
fav. movies- Half Baked, The Big Lebowski, Jason X ( :love Uber Jason), Dead Alive, and Strange Brew among others.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Error, sorry I mean "3rr0r" EDIT: I almost forgot about Dane Brammage. He sucks ass too.
what is that smell- He who smelt it dealt it :smartypants

[FS]

Renee is 16? From her pictures I thought she was like, in her twenties. I suck at guessing ages.

Name- Juns
Age- 20
job- hahaha. hahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where you at?- the Netherlands
why did you start posting- Jamesman pointed me to the lost PSAs. Eventually I checked out more of the site and got hooked on the Picture Captions forum.
how long have you been on the board- I forget, exactly. Started somewhere in 2002. Maybe even 2001.
hobbies- Anything that distracts me of the gothic poem that is my life :tear
fav. music/band- the Foo Fighters
fav. book- Bag of Bones
fav. movie- Currently... I guess Fellowship of the Ring.
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one in particular, at the moment.
what is that smell- Nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. Stay away from my basement.

[Jixby Phillips]

Name- DONALD DUCK
Age- DONALD DUCK
job- DONLAD DUCK
where you at?- DONALD DUCK
why did you start posting- DONALD DUCK
how long have you been on the board- DONALD DUCK
hobbies- DONALD DUCK
fav. music/band- DONALD DUCK
fav. book- DONALD DUCK
fav. movie- DONALD DUCK
Who do you hate the most on this board- DONALD DUCK
what is that smell- DONALD DUCK

[SUM]

Name- John
Age- 21
job- nothing
where you at?- Oklahoma
why did you start posting- I been posting for years
how long have you been on the board- Years
hobbies- DJing, music, producing
fav. music/band- jungle / DJ Marky
fav. book- Cyberia
fav. movie- Backdraft
Who do you hate the most on this board- You
what is that smell- cigarette smoke

[LegoLars]

Name- Lars Erik Bonde Skagerstam
Age- 19
job- student. (of life?)
where you at?- Trollhättan, Sweden.
why did you start posting- newgrounds brought me here. :(
how long have you been on the board- the new boards? 2 of febuary 2003. old ones march 2002.
hobbies- Gaming, drinking and bananas.
fav. music/band- Megadeth. (yeah i know)
fav. book- benrangel by Stephen King
fav. movie- right now? Resevoir Dogs
Who do you hate the most on this board- pub for not posting. We had something man!
what is that smell- MR FART FOR PRESIDENT!

[Slinky Ferret]

Name- Mel
Age- 21 (22 in July!)
job- Student and I've just lost my job at M&S and gained one at Libary
where you at?- South Coast, UK
why did you start posting- 101101 made me
how long have you been on the board- Since 2000 I think
hobbies- Music, Web Design & Development, Watching films
fav. music/band- Iron Maiden
fav. book- Lord Of The Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien
fav. movie- I love loads The Crow, The Mission, LOTR etc.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Anyone who posts disgusting pictures
what is that smell- The kitchen, I need to wash the damn floor!

[Helm]

Name- Telemachus Stavropoulos
Age- 18
job- No.
where you at?- Athens, Greece.
why did you start posting- some AGS folk decided that a monkey island flash joke FS did (I think) deserved TEH BOARD WARS, and I just kinda stayed after it was over.
how long have you been on the board- Not sure. Must have been a while. not here for much longer either.
hobbies- Composing music ,drawing, pixeling.
fav. book- Still 'Fucault's Pendulum' by Umberto Eco.
fav. music/band - Metal of all kinds/ Psychotic Waltz
fav. movie- Brazil
Who do you hate the most on this board- The new bunch of newbies is particularily detestable
what is that smell- Doopa. For sure.

[Xylitol]

Name- Jan
Age- 17
job- none
where you at?- Norway
why did you start posting- Dunno
how long have you been on the board- 3-4 days
hobbies- cars, PS2, beeing boring
fav. music/band- Nirvana, Eminem
fav. book- The car design year book 2002
fav. movie- Le Mans
Who do you hate the most on this board- Dunno
what is that smell- it's the rotten :meat

[JeefGyle]

I like how he says he hates Jerseyboy and Rongi, then says he doesn't hate newbies.

I meant I don't hate newbs for being newbs. Not that I like all of them. Jerseyboy and Rongi have been here longer than me, so from my view they here long time :bow

[george]

Name- george

Age- 31

job- Wide Area Network Service Delivery and Implementation Project Manager.

where you at?- maryland

why did you start posting- i had read everything else on the website and finally clicked the link for the forums.

how long have you been on the board- since 9/04/01

hobbies- this is it.

fav. music/band- jim croce, tool

fav. book- the old man and the sea by hemingway

fav. movie- reservoir dogs

Who do you hate the most on this board- no one. i honestly like everyone, i just like teasing people even more.

what is that smell-it is the pure scent of my hypocrisy.

[slavemason]

Name- Randall
Age- 32
job- I work in a plant that makes kegs.
where you at?- South Carolina
why did you start posting- Seems like alot of assholes here
how long have you been on the board- I haven't started yet
hobbies- Playing music: bass, ukulele, lapsteel, banjo, etc...
fav. music/band- Ted Tourette and the Hushpuppies
fav. book- I like all those Jack Chick Christian Tracks
fav. movie- Forbidden Zone, Shakes the Clown, Jesco the Dancing Outlaw.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Me
what is that smell- Me

[Les Waste]

Name- Telemachus Stavropoulos

THATS A FUCKING AWESOME NAME >:

[Buffalo Tom]

Name- John

Age- 30

job- Software engineer for a company that makes VR devices.

where you at?- Half-way between pastoral naivete and world-weary sophistication.

why did you start posting- I'm an attention whore.

how long have you been on the board- February 2001.

hobbies- Looking for love in all the wrong places.

fav. music/band- When I'm trying to impress cute indie rock girls, the Clash or the Pixies. In truth, the Bay City Rollers.

fav. book- Where the Wild Things Are.

fav. movie- I waiting until 'The Matrix: Revolutions' and 'The Return of the King' are released before I decide.

Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm generally apathetic to most of you.

what is that smell- Teen spirit.

[mburbank]

Name- Max
Age- 40. That's right, you punk ass kids. I got nothing to lose. YOU HEAR ME?!
job- Museum exhibits flunky
where you at?- Salem, MA. The town so nice they put a lot of innocent folks to death and then creqated a tourist industry based on it.
why did you start posting- I'm a staff writer for Mockery.
how long have you been on the board- More than a year, but it seems ever so much longer.
hobbies- enui, skulking, withdrawl, see-sawing between disbelief and self loathing that am I answering this questionaire seriously thereby proving my commitment to art does not equal Jixby's.
fav. Music- The Residents, Brian Eno, Robyn Hitchcock, They Might be Giants, Michael Nyman
fav. book- John Crowley, Ian Banks, Phillip Dick,
fav. movie- The Loved One, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Naked Lunch, Blue Velvet, Sunset Boulevard
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is such a strong word. I hate you all.
what is that smell- That question stinking up an otherwise innoucuos survey

[Geggy]

I'm dead to the world! dead to the wooooorld! whooooo! I'm Mr. Spooky and I like to scare the kids out of the toooown! whooooo!

[Helm]

I have a friend whose name is Sosimpandros Mpirtahas. That's so- sEE - mpa -dros, bEE - rtah - haS.

Greece is cool.

[mburbank]

Geggy; Salem totally 'rocks'. How can you hate me when all I know about you is your user pic which I like? Do you know me? Is this some awful sort of stalking that ends with my death? God, I hope so. Who do you like better, our sad little witch community or the Victory Chapel and their astounding seven person congregation?

[sspadowsky]

Name- Sam
Age- 26
job- IT monkey
where you at?- Nebraska
why did you start posting- Found the site via Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. on mp3.com. Plus I crave attention and vaildation by others, because I am a needy fuck.
how long have you been on the board- Since June 2000
hobbies- Guitar, reading, baseball
fav. music/band- Tom Waits, Clutch, Barkmarket
fav. book- The Long Walk by Stephen King
fav. movie- The Usual Suspects, anything else where there are no good guys.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Every single one of you bastards.
what is that smell- The smell of oppression by The Man.
________
Big Tits Mature (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/278/mature/videos/1)

[glowbelly]

Name- Karen
Age- 27
job- Office slut
where you at?- northcoast
why did you start posting- Mockery made me do it
how long have you been on the board- September 15, 2000
hobbies- i like takin' pictures and reading comic books and other books and i like postcards too. boys cry around me a lot.
fav. music/band- beck, bjork, ella fitzgerald, pixies, radiohead, the germs, x, angry samoans, la la la loooooooooooodles (that's the music in my head).
fav. book- Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace (i need my copy back from Protoclown because there is NO WAY IN FRIGGIN HELL HE IS EVER GOING TO READ THAT MONSTER)
fav. movie- Amelie and Raising Arizona
Who do you hate the most on this board- JERKSBY >:>:>:>:>:>:>:>: (just kiddin :lol), ummmm, i HATE, errrrrr, i'm not telling.
what is that smell- organza by givenchy. you like?

[Mockery]

why did you start posting- Mockery made me do it

If I had a dollar for every child and serial killer that said that, well, I sure as hell wouldn't be posting in this thread. >:

[Protoclown]

Name- Jason
Age- 25
job- Trying not to gouge my eyes out as I sit in front of a computer and wait for 5:00 to arrive
where you at?- Richmond, Va
why did you start posting- me and Roger go way back, like Lando and Han
how long have you been on the board- October 2000
hobbies- COMIC BOOKS
fav. music/band- Frank Black (with or without the Pixies), Tom Waits
fav. book- Sandman
fav. movie- The Seven Samurai, The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Who do you hate the most on this board- Too apathetic to care
what is that smell- Bitter disappointment.

[timrpgland]

Name- Tim.......
Age- 20
job- Internet Tech
where you at?- Minnesota
why did you start posting- I enjoyed the site.
how long have you been on the board- I guess it would be about a year now
hobbies- video games, hanging out, snowboarding, walking since I don't have a car (it is fucking freezing here).
fav. music/band- Operation Ivy
fav. book- Words of Power: Castlevania 2 (haha) I dunno, maybe Game of Thrones.
fav. movie- Memento, Fight Club, Empire Strikes Back, Clerks
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really hate anyone here.
what is that smell- Defeat

[noob3]

Name- Chuck Baxter
Age- 16
job- Professional Asking My Parents for Moneyer
where you at?- Oklahoma City
why did you start posting- I did a google search for something and I never left :(
how long have you been on the board- A year and some month agos
hobbies- eating, sleeping
fav. music/band- i'm illiterate
fav. book- i'm illiterate
fav. movie- i'm illiterate
Who do you hate the most on this board- jeefgyle
what is that smell- me

[Generator86]

Name: Jeremy
Age: 26
job: receptionist/bass player
where you at: Wisconsin
Why did you start posting?: Boredom, I suppose.
How long have you been on the board?: A few days.
hobbies: Reading, playing bass, video games, drinking myself into a drunken stupor, making out with my girlfriend, Pokemon.
fav music/band: Bad Religion, Propagandhi, Dance Hall Crashers, Pig Destroyer, Mr. Bungle.
fav book: Not sure, probably anything by Andrew Vachss or Chuck Palahniuk.
fav movie: Fight Club, Orgazmo, UHF.
Who do you hate most on this board?: Nobody, really.
What is that smell?: The dog. I'm sure of it.

[ItalianStereotype]

making out with my girlfriend, Pokemon.

i think somebodys not telling the truth....

[noob3]

maybe his girlfriend is named pokemon

[mburbank]

MAYBE HE'S DAVID BOWIE!!!

GET IT?!?!


POKE IMAN?!?!?

fuck all you guys anyways

[Les Waste]

fav. book- Words of Power: Castlevania 2 (haha)
OMG!! I had that!! I also had the one for Mega Man 2 and Ninja Gaiden. I think I had more too, but I can't remember.

Generator86, where in Wisconsin do you live? Maybe we can "hang out" or "chill." :)

But most importantly, you're a secretary. Hahahahaha.

[Rev. Danno]

Damn, I'm so glad I posted this...
So many of you I like more all ready.
Proto...Fav. Comic books? For me it's anything hellboy, preacher, & Batman.
Max You have been my Hero sience your first Mini mock...
Rog, Where is your info?
Post damn you!

[James]

I think I still have the one for MM2. God, that was a piece of shit book.

[ItalianStereotype]

i had the blaster master one :/

[Les Waste]

ogha;liu;laoufpoaugtawflijqw OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE BLASTER MASTER ONE!!!!!! :eek :eek :eek

THE BLASTER MASTER BOOK MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE A CORK OR SOMETHING BECAUSE AS SOON AS I REMEMBERED IT, A BUNCH OF OTHER CHILDHOOD MEMORIES CAME FLOODING BACK.

THAT WAS REALLY FUCKIGN WEIRD :(

[Mockery]

Rog, Where is your info? Post damn you!

Alrighty, here ya go Danno.

Name- -RoG-
Age- 26
job- Webmaster of I-Mockery (and seeking freelance web design projects)
where you at?- Richmond, VA (Cheapville, USA)
why did you start posting- I have no fucking idea.
how long have you been on the board- Since the dawn of time.
hobbies- Guitar/Keyboards/Singing, writing humorous web pieces, games, toy collecting, and I just started Tae Kwon Do lessons.
fav. music/band- Faith No More, Bad Religion, Cynic, Nine Inch Nails, Queensryche.
fav. book- The "Choose Your Own Adventure" series:love
fav. movie- High Strung (there is no substitute)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Who DON'T I hate?
what is that smell- Hopefully a nice tax refund.

:bow

[James]

You know what CYOA books were really good? The Nintendo ones. They had little games and items that you'd play to determine your path sometimes.

[ItalianStereotype]

i remember those too...i only had the super mario bros one though...

[James]

We should write new ones, filled with adult themes.

"Mama mia!" exclaimed Luigi. "Bowser's running a drug trafficing business in the Mushroom Kingdom! We've got to stop him."

Mario slapped Peach across the face, and tossed her a crumpled up five-dollar bill before pulling his overalls back on.

"Yeah, I hear ya, bro. That's fucking lizard's got another thing comin, if he thinks he can muscle in on our drug ring..."

-If you want to go to the hermaphroditic porn shoot to see Toad, turn to page 50
-If you want to visit Yoshi, turn to page 17
-If you want to go kick back a 40 and then go gangbanging on some whack Goombas, turn to page 20

[Rez]

Name: Alan
Age: 17
job: student
where you at: Davis, California
Why did you start posting?: renee told me to.
How long have you been on the board?: about 6 months.
hobbies: Reading, video games, music, radio DJ.
fav music/band: Underworld, Autechre, Radiohead, Boards of Canada.
fav book: Red Dwarf (better than life) by grant naylor, Fight club by chuck P. No Logo from Naomi Kleine.
fav movie: silence of the lambs, fight club, ususal suspects, killer klowns from outer space, dancer in the dark.
Who do you hate most on this board?: i remember there was someone but he left so it doesnt matter.
What is that smell?: WHO FARTED >:

[Zomboid]

Name: Like hell
Age: 15
job: No
where you at: Somewhere in Alberta (Canada, morons)
Why did you start posting?: Mock suggested it after my horrible comics submitted for pixel pals
How long have you been on the board?: Since early last june
hobbies: Video games and movies
fav music/band: Classic rock and some theme music
fav book: The instruction booklet that came with my ps2...who would've seen that ending coming?
fav movie: Dawn of the dead or from dusk till dawn
Who do you hate most on this board?: No one right now
What is that smell?: I smell nothing, now go away >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Name- Luke
Age- 19
job- Usher at Cinemark Movies 10, the fast food of movie theaters
where you at?- Redding, CA
why did you start posting- Mockery made me do it when I spammed him with my retarded geocities site.
how long have you been on the board- 3 years this July. fucked up, I know.
hobbies- videos and laughter
fav. music/band- BANDS
fav. book- BOOKS
fav. movie- MOVIES
Who do you hate the most on this board- !!!!
what is that smell- DONALD DUCK :lol

[Zero Signal]

Name- Jason
Age- 26
job- Overnight Transportation call center / private web dev
where you at?- Midlothian, Va (just outside of Richmond)
why did you start posting- I thought it would get rid of this rash
how long have you been on the board- a few years
hobbies- web dev, video games, guitar
fav. music/band- Queensryche, Machines of Loving Grace, Nightwish, Journey
fav. book- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
fav. movie- Full Metal Jacket, Star Trek 2, Dune
Who do you hate the most on this board- me
what is that smell- my optimism rotting in a ditch

[Thetawaves]

Name- Doug >:
Age- 15
job- Student/Work at Library (kinda)
where you at?- Long Island :)
why did you start posting- Lurked for a long time, finally decided to post
how long have you been on the board- a few months
hobbies- video games, music, art
fav. music/band- System Of A Down, Radiohead, Sublime
fav. book- I don't know :/
fav. movie- Don't really watch movies, but A Beautiful Mind was pretty good
Who do you hate the most on this board- You know who you are
what is that smell- My dog, unfortunately. I'm serious :(

[Ninjavenom]

Chuck Baxter

That's the coolest fucking name ever. Better than Helm's. :eek

[Zomboid]

Name- Luke


That's my name too :(. SUCKS TO HAVE A NAME THAT RHYMES WITH PUKE >:

[Rongi]

Name- Luke


That's my name too :(. SUCKS TO HAVE A NAME THAT RHYMES WITH PUKE >:

My name means toilet :(

[Jixby Phillips]

People saying "Luke, I am your father" to me all the fucking time made me fucking hate star wars.

[JeefGyle]

Name- Luke


That's my name too :(. SUCKS TO HAVE A NAME THAT RHYMES WITH PUKE >:

Check it out, the first triple quote!

[Ninjavenom]

Har Har, Rongi's name is LOO. :lol

[Zomboid]

People saying "Luke, I am your father" to me all the fucking time made me fucking hate star wars.

Oh shit, don't even get me started on that shit. Do people honestly think I've never heard that fucking joke before?


Edit: Rongi, trust me, you've got it easy name-wise compared to all the lukes of the world :(

[Darryl]

People saying "Luke, I am your father" to me all the fucking time made me fucking hate star wars.

Yeah, I get, "Hey Darryl! Where's your other brother Darryl?"
:rolleyes >:

[James]

Ronji's name must be Lou, John, or Shitter.

[JeefGyle]

most likely, but what is Rongi's name?

[Les Waste]

I'm glad I have a normal name like Chris :)

[sadie]

I'm glad I have a normal name like Chris :)
now, that's irony. :lol

[Protoclown]

People saying "Luke, I am your father" to me all the fucking time made me fucking hate star wars.

I HOPE IT MAKES YOU HATE YOUR FATHER TOO :lol

[Ihach]

Name- Dan
Age- 18
job- i wish....
where you at?- outside o' toronto, canada
why did you start posting- moment of weakness
how long have you been on the board- almost a year now
hobbies- video games, drinking, being a jerk
fav. music/band- Tool, Sublime, Bad Religion
fav. book- Rising Sun by Michael Chricton
fav. movie- tough one.....LotR of course, Excalibur, Forrest Gump
Who do you hate the most on this board- JeefGyle irritates me for no apparent reason
what is that smell- I'd also say Doopa

[Rev. Danno]

I Have to put up with shit like... book'em Danno, Oh Danny Boy.... & Daniel my Brother....

[CastroMotorOil]

Name- Andy
Age- 18
job- Stock shelves for Farmer jack grocery store
where you at?- Livonia is a suburb of Detroit
why did you start posting- started in the metal forum then the forums changed.
how long have you been on the board- would guess aroung 6-7 months lurking just started posting.
hobbies- video games, drinking, hanging out w/ teh girlfriend, the secks
fav. music/band- Pantera, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Cannibal Corpse
fav. book- Belgarath the Sorcerer by David Eddings
fav. movie- Lotr, and the Star Wars movies
Who do you hate the most on this board- anyone who made fun of jersy's dad, that crossed the line and was not even funny at the same time.
what is that smell- my roommate at college.

[kinot]

Screw it >:

[kinot]

edit: double post >:

[FS]

Wow, Mock is younger than Doopa :eek :spice :bowtie

And kinot, I hate to ruin the effect of your sig, but no, vegans do not eat eggs. :(

[Mockery]

People saying "Luke, I am your father" to me all the fucking time made me fucking hate star wars.

Yeah, I bet it's just about as fun as hearing "Roger That!" and "Roger, Roger." and "Roger Dodger!" GOOD TIMES! :lol :party :lol

[Thetawaves]

If people hear my first name, they're like " Oh, like that show? Do you watch that show? I love that show!" It's very annoying. >: And you should hear the dumbass comments people make about my last name >:

[mburbank]

I'll tell you waht, nobody gives me 'jive' about my name, see? 'Cause the furst thing they hear after "MAX BURBANK" is the sound of my fist rearanging their nose.


No "Beautiful downtown" , No "Spermbank"

Just "MAX BURBANK" followed by WADUHDGE!! right in the nose, and then them crying for their mama. I'm that crazy, man.



That crazy.

[george]

try being named george.

the dumb one in of mice and men was lenny fuck faces!!!!!

and try seeing the little shadow cross behind a chics eyes hen she hears that your name is the same as the famous nursery rhyme rapist Georgie Porgie.

:(

[mburbank]

Your all a bunch of crybabies! Don't like your name? CHANGE IT!! YOU CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW, THEY INVENTED CHANGING YOUR DAMN NAME!! Why don't you ALL take a sick day, go down to your local notary public and have your name changed to Mr. Big Fucking Crybaby.



If someone even looks like they're going to give you shit about your name, JUST BUST E'M IN THE CHOPS PRE-EMPTIVELY before they even get the chance!

Or say " know you are but what am I?" and then whatever they say, say the exact same thing back but in a high, nasal voice, and prance around while you say it.

[george]

thank you for kicking me in my moment of glorious self pity.

i wont forget it >:

[mburbank]

forget what?

[george]

huh?

[Generator86]

It doesn't happen too often anymore, but a couple of years back, fucking everybody thought it was hilarious to sing that god-damn Pearl Jam song to me. The worst thing is that I used to like that song. Those fucking bastards.

[glowbelly]

DON'T CALL ME DAUGHTER!

[Ihach]

danno, i know what you mean, that goddamn danny boy song pisses me off to no end.....

[FS]

Watch your vector, Victor.

[Les Waste]

try being named george.

the dumb one in of mice and men was lenny fuck faces!!!!!
:lol LOLOLOLOL :(

Ok, I got one. My last name is Becker.

FUCK YOU TED DANSON. FUCK YOU WITH A MOP >:

[whoreable]

Great last name :)
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[Rongi]

Edit: Rongi, trust me, you've got it easy name-wise compared to all the lukes of the world :(

Yeah, but I hate it when people call me Johnny >: Or Johnathon >: Or Johnny Boy >:. It's just John.

[Rongi]

And occasionally, some people will call me Johnny Bing Bong :tear:(

[Kalashnikov]

Name- Al
Age- 24
job- English Teacher (intern)
where you at?- PR
why did you start posting- Found the site by accident, liked it and decided to join
how long have you been on the board- 3 months
hobbies- Photography, Music, Writing, Traveling, Videogames
fav. music/band- Punk, Stoner Rock/Doom, Death/Grind
fav. book- One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Catcher In The Rye, Johnny Got His Gun
fav. movie- A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Thing
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really hate anyone
what is that smell- My bong

[Rongi]

job- English Teacher (intern)

You must be a great influnece to the kids :rolleyes. What do you teach? How to roll a joint? How to toke?

[Kalashnikov]

No, but I can teach monkeys like you how to be literate.

[Rongi]

Jerseybald couldn't understand sarcasm if it hit him in the face and broke all his yellow teeth (from smoking pot) :|

[Kalashnikov]

Rongi, I would beat you to death with a dictionary, hoping that you can at least learn to pronounce vowel sounds like "oooooooooooowwwwwwww", "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

[Rongi]

Rongi, I would beat you to death with a dictionary, hoping that you can at least learn to pronounce vowel sounds like "oooooooooooowwwwwwww", "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

Shut up you dumb spic :lol

[Kalashnikov]

Wow, Rongi's trying to shock. I guess your lack of wit proves that you're what happens when evolution goes in reverse.

[Rongi]

Wow, Rongi's trying to shock. I guess your lack of wit proves that you're what happens when evolution goes in reverse.

You still don't get it :). Which makes it even more funny :). Dumb spic :)

[whoreable]

PLEASE BOTH OF YOU TAKE YOUR STUPID FUCKING ARGUMENTS ELSEWHERE.
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[Kalashnikov]

Who the hell saved Rongi from the kennel to become Jamesman's lapdog?

[Rongi]

Nah, I'm done. Jerseybald can fight with himself if he wants.

[Rez]

FUCK YOU TED DANSON. FUCK YOU WITH A MOP >:

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Rev. Danno]

Hey I got this great Idea... Let's start the, "Let Rongi & Kalashnikov bitch at each other like little girls, so they don't fuck up other threads" page. I started this thread so other people can learn about each other, the only thing I've learned is you're both Jack Asses. Take it outside boys. Start your own mock war, go to the Ska page, no one ever goes there...
Go to the old board, & fight against...

PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN!!!
God I love that costume...

[Rongi]

Hey I got this great Idea... Let's start the, "Let Rongi & Kalashnikov bitch at each other like little girls, so they don't fuck up other threads" page. I started this thread so other people can learn about each other, the only thing I've learned is you're both Jack Asses. Take it outside boys. Start your own mock war, go to the Ska page, no one ever goes there...
Go to the old board, & fight against...

PSYCO RODEO CLOWN!!! (god i love that costume!)

I'm sorry for starting a fight your thread danno :/. I'm done bickering with him anyway :/

[Galadriel]

Name:Sheila
Age:19
Job:CNA
Where you at?:Mass
Why did you start posting?:Carni showed it to me and it looked interesting.
How long have you been on the board?:Don't Know, long enough
Hobbies:Swimming and beating up Carni.
Fav. music/band:N/A
Fav. book:Harry Potter series
Fav. movie:MIB
Who do you hate the most on this board?:No one yet!
What is that smell?:You

[Rev. Danno]

Don't worry, I just wanted to bring up...
PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN!!!

[Rongi]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/CYOA2/psycho-rodeo-clown.gif

:)

[McClain]

I'm beginning to enjoy this Kalashnikov character.

Go now, Teachers Aide, and write me a five-page single-spaced paper! Topic? Herman Hesse! Deadline? When you're done puffing the mystical grit!

[mburbank]

Mac-uh-lain make me go ha ha with the Herman Hesse taunt!

[Blackjack]

Name- Blackjack aka Master of PoptartsTM
Age- 20
job- Fuckin' Student
where you at?- Sheffield, UK
why did you start posting- In an effort to dominate Cyberspace
how long have you been on the board- Since April 2001...?
hobbies- being Master of PoptartsTM
fav. music/band- That'll be Metal-lica. Sadly.
fav. book- Anything by Chricton.
fav. movie- Apocalypse Now
Who do you hate the most on this board- Newbies
what is that smell- Fish

[Maruchan]

Name- Captain Maruchan
Age- 15
job- Crazy mo-fo
where you at?- suburban Paradise
why did you start posting- Love the site
how long have you been on the board- Like 4 minutes
hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out
fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
fav. book- A Seperate Peace
fav. movie- As Good as it Gets
Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love...
what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit.

[whoreable]

fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41

OH I EXPECT GREAT THINGS FROM THIS ONE :rolleyes
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[Pub Lover]

Name- Yet another 'Luke'
Age- 20-ish
job- Radio Technician
where you at?- A town called Lawrence. A county called Otago. A Country not called Aotearoa.
why did you start posting- I needed to tell Rog I thought he had gone overly insane with the 'Chocolate Spagetti' Mini-Mock.
how long have you been on the board- Since June 30, 2002
hobbies- Not drinking, not eating meat, not smoking.
fav. music/band- I have a weak personality, I can not choose.
fav. book- Asimov's Robot through Foundation timeline series.
fav. movie- I don't watch movies.
What do you hate the most on this board- The tedious posts that really don't contribute.
what is that smell- It smells like beer in here.

[JesusFishSticks]

Name- Jon
Age- 16
job- Magic
where you at?- Texas
why did you start posting- Cause I couldn't keep the comebacks in my head any longer
how long have you been on the board- dunno, been reading it for a few months
hobbies- woo... trombone, and smartness
fav. music/band- Tom waits
fav. book- Illuminatus Trilogy
fav. movie- Hackers (yeah buddy, iz soo stupid)
Who do you hate the most on this board- uhhh ... myself(?)
what is that smell- man... 's my finger, take a wiff

[D3k]

Name- D3k
Age- 18
job- Charity shop worker. Hey, it was either this or starve.
where you at?- London, UK
why did you start posting- Got bored one morning.
how long have you been on the board- Since today.
hobbies- aging. oh, and breathing.
fav. music/band- What ever is popular at the moment. Except boybands.
fav. book- book?
fav. movie- It's a tie between Blade Runner and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Who do you hate the most on this board- No-one. I just joined.
what is that smell- My unkempt hairy armpits.

[Systemz]

Name- Colin
Age- 19
job- Student, Broadway Star, Janitor and Pirate
where you at?- Up here in the Frizzozzen Tizzundrizza
why did you start posting- Because I was living at I-Mockery and figured I should meet some of the other assholes who worship the Pickle Hat.
how long have you been on the board- Since the new board opened - Making me Mr. Noobitchka Nooberton
hobbies- Clubbing baby seals, pissing off abcdxxxx, guitar and talking liek I know something about anything
fav. music/band- Beck, Paul Simon, Aphex Twin, Dan Bern and John Mayer
fav. book- Sophie's World by Jostein Gaardner
fav. movie- The Royal Tenenbaums
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone yet - well except for abcdxxxx, but that because he stole my KY jelly
what is that smell- Hippies. I can smell 'em a mile away.

[Daphne]

Name- Daphne
Age- 25
job- Office manager/receptionist
where you at?- Toronto
why did you start posting- because I thought Daisyhead was a fucktard and I wanted to screw around with her noggin.
how long have you been on the board- A few months, I dunno
hobbies- Watching movies
fav. music/band- Pixies/ 50's music
fav. book- Different Seasons
fav. movie- Stand By Me, Fight Club- the list goes on
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hmmm.....now that's tricky. That Paul guy is pretty annoying.
what is that smell- See above

[Les Waste]

BAN MARUCHAN NOW. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! >: >:

[mburbank]

The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.

[whoreable]

Name- jason
Age- 22
job- student/computer lab assistant :lol
where you at?- texas
why did you start posting- found it when searching for ucb stuff.
how long have you been on the board- a few months or so.
hobbies- tv,music, computers :( nerd :(
fav. music/band- none
fav. book- none
fav. movie- none
Who do you hate the most on this board- who cares.
what is that smell- i have nothing clever to say :(
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[Systemz]

The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.
Shocking! My word! http://www.craptoons.com/images/gothnight/IMG_0031.jpg
I thought nobody over 30 could operate a computer.

[!!!!]

I hate everyone who is 16.

[sadie]

whoah. what a name!

[Maruchan]

You don't care for my taste in music? You know what?

http://www.houseveska.org/bigcup.jpg]


I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.

[Rongi]

I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.

Shithead confirmed :|

[Maruchan]

EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:

HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB!

[Rongi]

EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:

HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB!

The sad thing is, I think he's trying to be funny :/

[Anonymous]

Did you really need to quote that?

[Rongi]

I guess not. Writing small is fun :o

[Les Waste]

I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.

Age- 15
job- Crazy mo-fo
where you at?- suburban Paradise
hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out
fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love...
what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit

Nice work. ;)

[jin]

Name - JIN* (PS. The asterisk is for RADICAL, but not really..)
Age - 643
Job - PROFESSIONAL VAGRANT.
Where you at? - HEAVEN AND HELL
Why did you start posting - What? I need a reason now? SHUT UP.
How long have you been on the board - AHAHhHAahAhhahaHAahhaahHA
Hobbies - being a dastardly scoundrel! well, i pretend.
Fav. music/band - I like some music, but only the good one.
Fav. book - I read a book once, but it sucked. Books are for libraries to read. ANd ******S.
Fav. movie - I like Judge Dredd. Brad Pitt is COOL.
Who do you hate the most on this board - Whales.
What is that smell - I dont know??? Maybe its you??? I already had a shower today.

[unclehobart]

Name- rob
Age- 33
job- retired
where you at?- north atlanta burbs
why did you start posting- I follow whoreable like a lost puppy
how long have you been on the board- mere hours
hobbies- yardwork, computinkering, spankin' it to pics of Marie Osmond
fav. music/band- Frank Zappa
fav. book- Parlaiment of Whores
fav. movie- Goodfellas
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know you fuckers yet. Give it time.
what is that smell- sounds like a Lynyrd Skynyrd lyric.

[seanlargey]

Name- Sean Largey
Age- 15
job- i do sampling in a band i dont know if thats a job :(
where you at?- upstate new york
why did you start posting- jixby posts here so i thought i would
how long have you been on the board- day
hobbies- music
fav. music/band- chimaira, lamb of god
fav. book- i dont read
fav. movie- i dont know
Who do you hate the most on this board- the guy with the avator
what is that smell-poo

[kon]

Name- Kon Stamadianos
Age- 18
job- none :(
where you at?- Scottsdale AZ
why did you start posting- Cause Captain Robo told me too :(
how long have you been on the board- like a day or something :(
hobbies- making comics on stripcreator.com :(
fav. music/band- gay bands that suck :(
fav. book- the stripcreator.com message forums :(
fav. movie- Clerks
Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate that I can't make this (http://www.angelfire.com/tv/spacepark/images/laurie.txt) my avatar, but that's not a who :(
what is that smell- sean :( j/k

[kinot]

Im guessing "Sean" must be CaptainRobo :rolleyes

edit: wording
edit edit: No wait... Im wrong

[Jixby Phillips]

SEAN IS NOT CAPTAIN ROBO >:

[cabbageboy]

Name- Don
Age- 27
job- webmaster/ muso
where you at?- Johannesburg South Africa (no, i haven't got the AIDS)
why did you start posting- few days ago
how long have you been on the board- not long cause what u reap..
hobbies- making music & shaving leopards (not at the same time)
fav. music/band- Weezer, Radiohead, Ween, James, Zappa
fav. book- Imajica - Clive Barker
fav. movie- Orgazmo, Brazil
Who do you hate the most on this board- Selwin the cock lip >:
what is that smell- My thrush pocket

[Matt Harty]

Name- Matthew Harty
Age- 15
Job- Asshole
where you at?- Wharton, New Jersey
why did you start posting- All the cool kids are doing it
how long have you been on the board- Check post count
hobbies- moonwalking in dark allies
fav. music/band- Weezer, anybody else that sounds good.
fav. book- One door away from heaven - Dean Koontz
fav. movie- Girls Gone Wild (wait...)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Matt Damon
what is that smell- MAMBO

[Psycho Squid]

Name- Matt
Age- 19
job- student
where you at?- Fountain Valley, CA
why did you start posting- I was bored and needed something to do
how long have you been on the board- a few months
hobbies- anime, 80s cartoons, video games
fav. music/band- The soundtrack to Fight Club
fav. book- Fight Club
fav. movie- Fight Club
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody likes me because I'm a newbie :(
what is that smell- chicken

[JesusFishSticks]

Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody likes me because I'm a newbie :(


psh. I'm a newbie, and everyone loves me. Isn't that right guys!... guys?... :(

[muntl]

Name- muntl
Age- 22
job- putting evil babies in heads for subversive purposes
where you at?- balmer
why did you start posting- ???
how long have you been on the board- an hour
hobbies- eating broken glass, warfare with the drawing board


wump

[ItalianStereotype]

GOD DAMN ALL OF YOU PEOPLE >:

what makes you think that any of us give a fuck to know your personal information? youre new here and are already acting like we should give a fuck, get the fuck over yourselves.




fuckers >:

[sadie]

italian, didn't you know this was now romper room?

AND I SEE ITALIAN AND I SEE MUNTL AND I SEE JESUSFISHSTICKS AND I SEE PSYCHO SQUID AND I SEE MATT HARTY AND I SEE CABBAGEBOY. (ETC.)

:olderthandirt

[muntl]

how could you be anything more than new here?? As far as I know this forum's only been up for a couple days.

[sadie]

CAN YOU SAY "DOH," BOYS AND GIRLS?

[ItalianStereotype]

how could you be anything more than new here?? As far as I know this forum's only been up for a couple days.

this is a continuation of an older board, use your eyes you silly fuck.


for sadie: DOH!

[sadie]

you didn't say "doh." :(

[Malevolent]

I'm very upset that none of the newbie fucktards said I was the person they hate most. I must be losing my touch :(

[ItalianStereotype]

aye. i would say you are being more cruel than actually malevolent.

[sadie]

you guys are no fun. :(

[ItalianStereotype]

YOU DIDNT LOOK AT MY POST EDIT >:

[sadie]

aw. :love

[ItalianStereotype]

I KNOW I AM SUCH A DAMN SOFTY >:

[sadie]

and not just. ;)

[ItalianStereotype]

;) :meat :boob :melt


cheap liquor and my rock hard bed beckon...

[sadie]

:hypno

[Agent Burdock]

Name-Erin

Age- 26

Job-I work with retarded adults that kick more ass then your average citizen

Where you at?-Western Maryland; in the mountains

Why did you start posting-I followed Rog's link from the UBC boards. He got a great petition going.

How long have you been on the board-May 2000

Hobbies-reading, gardening, hiking

Fav. music/band-the Strokes, Ani Difranco, Dead Kennedy's

Fav. book- Cunt by Inga Muscio

Fav. movie-To Die For

Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't really hate anyone
What is that smell-coffee

[Protoclown]

:love Burdock :love

[slavemason]

I have a friend who works with retarted adults. He says he's always running them around town and going bowling and such. He's such a junkie, it's like the blind leading the blind.
I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters.

[sadie]

retarted :lol

[slavemason]

Yeah, wake and bake BAD?! :/

[Cybernetico]

I take it this is one of those "take it and we'll give you a chance to win a trip to the Bahamas" things, otherwise you can not read the res of this post;

Name- Andrew P.
Age- 14.22983214875
job- Nothing (like a real american!)
where you at?- Connecticut (USA)
why did you start posting- Because this site owns
how long have you been on the board- A day....
hobbies- Photoshop, Flash (MX), computers in general
fav. music/band- Andrew W.K. / System of a Down
fav. book- Speak
fav. movie- I don't feel like thinking....
Who do you hate the most on this board- The person currently reading this line
what is that smell-My cologne, oh you mean the bad smell?, yeah, that's me cologne too

[GnrySgtHartman]

Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.

[Malevolent]

I wish Burdock would get the retarded persons she works with to start posting here. They would certainly be an improvement over the retards we have now.

[PREP~*~*~*]

Name- Megan~ :)
Age- 15
job- Student
where you at?- n/a
why did you start posting- i don't know...no reason...
how long have you been on the board- not long at all
hobbies- Shopping, sports, school, guys, hanging out with friends and my step-brother whom is like my best guy friend
fav. music/band- don't have a fav. like anything
fav. book- don't have one...
fav. movie- idk
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet...but i really can't "hate" anyone on the internet...
what is that smell-....you

[CaptainBubba]

I posted something here originally. Now I see that It was stupid. I was rash in my decision to post it and I "take it back". I apologize for wasting space. scroll down and disregard the contents of this post.

[Agent Burdock]

I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters.

I too motivate myself with that CD; specifically the song "Moon Over Marin". Sounds like you have a pretty cool wife.

Carni if only my people could read and write! It would be like the days of Habib.[/i]

[Rev. Danno]

KUPLAH!

[Cybernetico]

Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.

OMG cover yer' eyes and run for the hills kiddies, before we soil your youthful innocence.

I can take it, calm down :/

[DiRt GuY]

Name- Christopher

Age-21

job-Meat&Cheese mechanic

where you at?-Sunny Las Vegas, NV

why did you start posting-It was competitive.

how long have you been on the board-May 2001

hobbies-Not cutting my hair, gambling, drinking, and being a loser.

fav. music/band-DK, jazz, and other noise.

fav. book-Do newspapers count?

fav. movie-See my dvd profiler. Ok, I'm not really that gay.....anything Kubrick.

Who do you hate the most on this board- People that I don't know who they are.

what is that smell-Why must there always be one random lame-ass question that's added to surveys just to generate random lame-ass answers?

[Les Waste]

PREP~*~*~* has got to be a character >:

And if PREP~*~*~* isn't a character, than I want first boinks. I get to do her in the butt.

>:

[whoreable]

I claim sloppy seconds :)
________
HOT BOX VAPORIZERS (http://www.vaporshop.com)

[Irwin M. Fletcher]

Name: Andrew
Age: 26
Job: "Interactive Art Director".
Where you at? Speak to me in proper English and maybe I'll answer you.
Why did you start posting: Why do you care?
How long have you been on the board: A few minutes.
Hobbies: Hating life.
Fav. music/band: Metal/Cynic.
Fav. book: I don't care.
Fav. movie: "High Strung".
Who do you hate the most on this board: Most everyone.
What is that smell: Look between your legs.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I don't think Aversion knows how to read. :(

He's too BADASS. :lol

[slavemason]

Yo Line, where you be stayin at? Damn!

[Skulhedface]

Yea, so is it my turn yet? I suppose it woulda been earlier if I hadn't waited until today to join the message board.

Name: Danny

Age: Fresh and Legal

Job: Dirt Merchant

where you at?: Lafayette, LA... voted #1 Party Town in the USA by Playboy Magazine... of course, this was the 1970s...

why did you start posting?: Because the man that lives in the television told me so, or he would swallow my soul.

how long have you been on the board?: >looks at watch< 20 minutes?

hobbies: playing guitar, video games, going out (but having to get someone called a 'designated driver' to cart my ass back), world domination, elective brain surgery

fav. music/ band: Pantera, Down, Sepultura, Cradle of Filth, Corrosion of Conformity, GWAR, Nine Inch Nails

fav. book: "Napalm and Silly Putty" ~ George Carlin

fav. movie: "Bridget the Midget Does Dallas" (uh huh)

what do you hate most on this board?: myself

what is that smell?: Sorry, I left that baby in the oven too long. Mmm, crunchy!

[whoreable]

I just got that GWAR dvd. good times.
________
MARY JANE DISPENSARY SACRAMENTO (http://dispensaries.org)

[Vomit]

Name- Vomit
Age- ASL?
job- LOL
where you at?- BETWEEN THE A AND THE T, FAGGOT.
why did you start posting- PRO-LIFE
how long have you been on the board- STFU, NEWBIE.
hobbies-ROTF
fav. music/band-LMAO
fav. book-LOL
fav. movie-OMG!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself
what is that smell- NO WAY!

[jailbaitmonger]

Name- Jailbaitmonger
Age- 42
job- I hurt my back on the job and Larry H. Parker got me 2.1 million.
where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack.
why did you start posting- I felt like it.
how long have you been on the board- Math makes my brain hurt.
hobbies- I like pie. Is that a hobby?
fav. music/band- The Who
fav. book- Sears catalogue.
fav. movie- Bring It On (http://www.bringitonmovie.com/images/splash_main.jpg)
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is a product of fear. I'm not afraid anymore.
what is that smell- I farted.

[GarishBitch]

ooh, i just love these "gettin' to know you" topics...heck, i'll fill out your form for whatever it's worth.

Name- The Garish Bitch
Age- 26
job- Advertising Executive (Director of Brand Development)
where you at?- Northeastern Pennsylvania
why did you start posting- To kill the time between projects at work
how long have you been on the board- About a year now
fav. music/band- Kruder & Dorfmeister, Portishead,
fav. book- The Happy Hooker
fav. movie- The Idiots
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is such a strong word, I think everyone is just peachy!
what is that smell-Pretentiousness

[Rev. Danno]

I started this post to get to know poeple, I have to say I now know that I hate a whole lot of you.
Off my meds. Finnished off a bottle of Bushmills, gonna chase kids on my bike, for me it's friday night...

[Les Waste]

where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack.
I like you :)

I bet nobody else on this board gets that reference :(

[jailbaitmonger]

Sucks for them.

More 40z for us.

[sadie]

if ya got ya gats. :(

[jailbaitmonger]

Do want a 40 too?

I have plenty.

[Les Waste]

I like 40's. They are truly the champagne of beers :(

[jailbaitmonger]

http://www.freeyellow.com/members3/stides/OE.GIF

Werd.

[sadie]

beer sucks. :(

[jailbaitmonger]

You just don't know it well enough.

[sadie]

i know it well enough to have cleaned the hops and barley off my kitchen counter and walls and floor after many a sunday afternoon, stink-the-whole-fucking-house-up brew.
and i've drank beer. many, many beers. :(

[jailbaitmonger]

That's ok, more beer for me.

Would you like some juice?

[sadie]

juice doesn't mix well with tequila. :(

[jailbaitmonger]

It does in small portions.

Shots are tasty. :)

[Les Waste]

Tequila is the one liqour I can do shots of. The taste doesn't bother me at all. I have no idea why.

:(

[sadie]

i like it, too. :(

[jailbaitmonger]

You frown a lot.

It's killing my buzz.

[sadie]

it must be pretty weak to begin with, then. :(

[jailbaitmonger]

I lied. I didn't have a buzz. :/

[sadie]

you fucking heathen. :(

[jailbaitmonger]

:eek

It won't happen again.

Shots are on me.

[kellychaos]

Name- Kelly. Why? What have you heard about me
Age-33
job- Plastic Mold Injection Technician
where you at?- Psychologically you mean?
why did you start posting- Boredom. Pure unadulterated Boredom
how long have you been on the board- first post
hobbies- reading, music, mocking people
fav. music/band- John Prine
fav. book- Slaughter House Five
fav. movie- Pulp Fiction
Who do you hate the most on this board-myself
what is that smell- Your mother

[Abe Slank]

Name- P-Boy
Age- Old
job- Dead End
where you at?- Work
why did you start posting- There's nothing worth stealing from work, but time.
how long have you been on the board- Longer than I was welcome.
hobbies- Arson
fav. music/band- Eddie Peabody
fav. book- Cosmic Trigger
fav. movie- Fire Walk With Me
Who do you hate the most on this board- Whoever left off the ?
what is that smell- Hydraulic Oil, it beats diesel.

[Lord Darian]

Name- Mr.Mike
Age- 17
job- high school, I'm in the detention club.
where you at?-in a Big Country
why did you start posting- I was paid to
how long have you been on the board- 3 months
hobbies-If i told you, you would get sick
fav. music/band-foo fighters,P.O.I, and probably flogging molly
fav. book-madonna's sex book
fav. movie-Big Trouble In Little China
Who do you hate the most on this board- anyone who hates me
what is that smell-How should I know I can't smell anything through the computer.

[pissed off salesman]

Name- steven
Age- 25
job- graphic novelist
where you at?- HITLER!!!!
why did you start posting- because i found this sites messsage board and i was bored
how long have you been on the board- i think since 1999
hobbies- drawing, sculpting, and making independant films
fav. music/band- punk rock Gorillaz, winterkill, skinny puppy, rage aginst the machine, and greenday
fav. book- Terrorsit chic an explenation of violence in the 70's
fav. movie- the puppet master series
Who do you hate the most on this board- that dude who posted the story about that kid crapping himself
what is that smell- Stupidity, no wait. okay its either stupidity or salmon

[FeuerAffe]

Name- Star, a lot of online people just call me FA :)
Age- 19
job- student at shitty school
where you at?- indiana
why did you start posting- a long time ago I came across the "I Hate Clowns" essay on Visionary Darkness, then discovered the rest of the site and thought it was amusing
how long have you been on the board- awhile
hobbies- sewing things, tap dance
fav. music/band- Rammstein, Ramones, No Doubt
fav. book- "River God," "The Seventh Scroll," and "Warlock" by Wilbur Smith
fav. movie- Death to Smoochy, Falling Down, Ghost World, too lazy to list more
Who do you hate the most on this board- i don't know :(
what is that smell-pickles

[Thesaurus]

Name- n/a
Age-n/a
job- student, writer
where you at?- Hell (c ya soon!)
why did you start posting- some one held a gun to my head
how long have you been on the board- a few months
hobbies- writing, music,writing, reading,playing w/ pointy objects
fav. music/band- Jets to Brazil, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Barenaked Ladies (who are in reality fully dressed Canadien men)
fav. book- Lord of the Rings, The Unlikely Ones
fav. movie- Star Trek IV
Who do you hate the most on this board- no
what is that smell- the dead body in my basement :)

[LuvMeKoala]

Name- Stephanie.....stephanie
Age- 16
job- Lookin good
where you at?- On the dance floor!
why did you start posting- For the lack of anything better to do
how long have you been on the board- technically a couple months now
hobbies- I like to eat, eat eat, apples and bananas
fav. music/band- Ayumi hamasaki or Yuki kajiura
fav. book- The Dragon prince novels
fav. movie- Spirited Away
Who do you hate the most on this board- ...Hmm....
what is that smell- That is the smelly smell of something that smells smelly

[FartinMowler]

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:43 pm Post subject:

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Name- Marty
job- Landscaping
where you at?- In my office
why did you start posting- I was drunk one night and found this site.
hobbies- Music and writing
fav. music Alternative and Jazz
fav. book- Lord of the rings.
fav. movie- Brazil
Who do you hate the most on this board- Les Waste and Jamesman
what is that smell- I enjoy a good fart

[ItalianStereotype]

did you copy and paste that or something? why does it say feb 5th?

and if you did, why would you post that twice when nobody cared the first time?

[Anonymous]

Name - HNIC Pantitude
Age - 31
job - the official WEBMASTER of pantitude.com
where you at? - Tampa
why did you start posting? - to spam everyone here with my sweet former website
how long have you been on the board? - year
hobbies? - Vice City
fav. music/band? - Social Distortion, Pimp Daddy Welfare, David Hasselhoff
fav. book? - Dragonlance Chronicles and Legends trilogies
fav. movie? - Midnight Madness
Who do you hate the most on this board? - myself
what is that smell? - not only does this topic lack purpose and humor, but my failure of a response is even worse. What the hell happened to this board? Where did everyone go, and why isn't anyone an asshole anymore? I hate it here now.

[mikemike32170]

Name- Lorenzo

Age- 64 1/2

job- Mop up guy for porn movies

where you at?- In LaLa land

why did you start posting- Their filming a scene so I've for time to kill

how long have you been on the board- About 8 minutes and 12...13....14...15 seconds.....

hobbies- mispeloing words

fav. music/band- Band--bearded clam

fav. book- Score

fav. movie- Debbie does Texass

Who do you hate the most on this board- My invisible friend

what is that smell- My ass


I'm drunk

[n0skillz gamer]

name- Danny
job- Im not old enough for a job :( only 15
where you at?-- My house on my sucky-ass computer
why did you start posting- I liked the site and decided to check out the forums
hobbies- Drawing and video games
fav. music - Techno and Alternative Rock
fav. book- Im too damned lazy to read books
fav. movie- Donnie Darko
Who do you hate the most on this board- I really don't hate anybody
what is that smell- I dont smell anything

[DonkeyMolester]

Name - DONKEYMOLESTER

Age - 27

job - Pfft, jobs are for wankers.

where you at? - The land of porn.

why did you start posting? - I have a cat

how long have you been on the board? - Jodel

hobbies? - to avoid having hobbies

fav. music/band? - Larry Heard, Boo Williams, Morgan Geist, Joe Clausell, Lootpack, Quasimoto, Madlib, Gangstarr and so on...

fav. book? - I´m to cool to read books, books are for nerds.

fav. movie? - Eraserhead

Who do you hate the most on this board? - I´m a hippie and not capable of hating...peace & love.

what is that smell? - Grandma is here

[Jeanette X]

Name- Jeanette
Age- 20
job- part-time student, part time retail drone.
where you at?- Conneticut
why did you start posting- I was bored.
how long have you been on the board- An hour.
hobbies- the internet, rpgs, (yes I know I'm lame laugh away), reading.
fav. music/band- Tool, Nin, Nirvana, Babes in Toyland,The Plasmatics, Girlschool, Lacuna Coil, and Inkkubus Sukkubus. I also like Loreena Mckennit, The Bulgarian Womens Choir, The Newark Balkan Chorus, and traditional bellydance music.
fav. book- A Wrinkle In Time by Madeline L'Engle
fav. movie- Citizen Kane
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know yet.
what is that smell-*sniff* Oh...I guess I should change my pad.

[Mockery]

fav. music/band- Tool, Nin, Nirvana, Babes in Toyland,The Plasmatics, Girlschool, Lacuna Coil

Babes in Toyland and Lacuna Coil. Good choices indeed.

[wise]

Name- no use, you wouldn't be able to pronounce the shit anyway >:
Age- 18
job- none >:
where you at?- norway >:
why did you start posting- because i'm stupid.
how long have you been on the board- i haven't.
hobbies- masturbation and singing.
fav. music/band- metal, anything from old school heavy metal to industrial.
fav. book- i don't know >:
fav. movie- i don't know >:
Who do you hate the most on this board- myself >:
what is that smell- me >:

[Mystic_Powers]

Monday=danny :blowme Tuesday=David :blowme Wendsday=Brandon :blowme Thursday=Johnny :blowme Friday=Tyler :blowme Saturday=Zack :blowme Sunday=Kyle :blowme


Good i ahve the hole week planed!!!
























I liek Dick in my ass!!

[ItalianStereotype]

oh yay. another incarnation of mammothclitoris/jesus_saves/captain bubba. can we ban this fuck yet?

[Skulhedface]

hobbies- the internet, rpgs, (yes I know I'm lame laugh away), reading.


Laugh? At RPGs?
Hun, if you mean videogame RPGs (FF series and the like) you more or less fit into the majority it seems. We're laughing with you.

[Jeanette X]

hobbies- the internet, rpgs, (yes I know I'm lame laugh away), reading.

Laugh? At RPGs?
Hun, if you mean videogame RPGs (FF series and the like) you more or less fit into the majority it seems. We're laughing with you.

Uh...no...I actually meant things like...Dungeons and Dragons.

[Skulhedface]

ahh, I see. I won't laugh only because I was guilty of the same thing. Of course, this was a few years ago...

[CaptainBubba]

oh yay. another incarnation of mammothclitoris/jesus_saves/captain bubba. can we ban this fuck yet?

I was just about to ask if you or carnivore made this guy to make some weak attempt to "mock" me.

I was forbade from making characters a while ago.

For the love of Christ stop being such a boring dick. Being a dick is just fine if its nessecary or entertaining but your comments are neither, and I haven't done anything to warrent an attack besides Jesus_Saves.

[ItalianStereotype]

you dont find me humorous because, more often than not, you are at the receiving end. you are right, though, the only thing you have really done to warrant an attack is that jesus character....that and being a completely uninteresting, unfunny cock who will never be accepted here and merely serves to irritate everybody else on the boards.

[Carnivore]

I don't create characters. Never have, never will.

[Mr.Miffusle]

Name - Domo Kun

Age - 23

job - dancing witth the bat and the chiken

where you at? - Japan (I'm help hostage there)

why did you start posting? - My name was being used to much

how long have you been on the board? - 2 minutes

hobbies? - dancing, eating kittens and flying around

fav. music/band? - Nirvana, Blink 182 and that crazy song I was listening to that one time when I was dancing with the bat....

fav. book? - the ones they make me read...

fav. movie? - My movie

Who do you hate the most on this board? - cats

what is that smell? - I have been hanging out in the river too much....

[Carnivore]

I have a bad feeling about this.

[ItalianStereotype]

i have a "fresh meat" feeling about this :/

[Mr.Miffusle]

ahhhh I ahd to put on my domo kun sig....

[Carnivore]

C'mon, Italian. Let's go sharpen the knives. :(

[Mr.Miffusle]

uhhhh right......

dont stab me.....

I might not have been on the forums long but I vist i-mockery every day and have read all the mimocks and visionary darkness....

and I play the domo kun game every hour.....

[Carnivore]

Judgment is being reserved.

[ItalianStereotype]

but dont fuck up, when carni gets hungry you are all just :meat

[Protoclown]

Dungeons and Dragons :rock