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The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever: Chapter 3 |
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![](pics/last-summer-vacation-chapter2-square.jpg)
The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever: Chapter 2 |
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The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever: Chapter 1 |
![](pics/last-summer-vacation-prologue-square.jpg)
The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever: Prologue |
![](pics/max-burbank-has-been-away-square.jpg)
15 Things That Are Not The Reason Max Burbank Has Been Away For So Long |
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More True Science News Facts For kids! |
![](pics/daves-emotions-square.jpg)
Dave's Emotions |
![](pics/condition-of-your-soul-square.jpg)
A Standardized Test Measuring The Condition Of Your Soul |
![](pics/hodgman-essay-square.jpg)
An Essay Recommending John Hodgman's New Book That Sadly Ends Up Being Mostly About Me |
![](pics/tybo-square.jpg)
Turn Your Brain Off |
![](pics/santa-jesus-variations-square.jpg)
The Santa/Jesus Variations |
![](pics/dexter-kills-square.jpg)
TV Shows I Really Wish Dexter Morgan Would Visit |
![](pics/so-you-got-laid-off-square.jpg)
So You Got Laid Off |
![](pics/best-summer-of-your-life-square.jpg)
The Best Summer Of Your Life |
![](pics/lets-go-to-the-beach-square.jpg)
Let's Go To The Beach! |
![](pics/your-termination-package-square.jpg)
Your Termination Package |
![](pics/50-tattoo-ideas-square.jpg)
50 Awesome Tattoo Ideas |
![](pics/last-summer-vacation-square.jpg)
The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever! |
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Jokes From The Max Burbank Joke Book |
![](pics/marionette-play-square.jpg)
A Short, Untitled Play For Marionettes |
![](pics/modok-square.jpg)
25 Premises Involving M.O.D.O.K |
![](pics/old-man-taught-me-square.jpg)
Things My Old Man Taught Me |
![](pics/bottled-water-square.jpg)
Bottled Waters Guaranteed To Aid You In Your Quest To Become A Douchebag |
![](pics/true-science-facts-square.jpg)
True Science News Facts For kids! |
![](pics/geek-hierarchy-square.jpg)
The Geek Hierarchy |
![](pics/lotr-different-square.jpg)
How "The Lord Of The Rings" Would Have Been Different If I Were Tasked With Carrying The One Ring Instead Of Frodo |
![](pics/50-sentences-square.jpg)
50 Sentences And 3 Pictures I've Had Hanging Around |
![](pics/new-jersey-dogs-square.jpg)
New Jersey Dogs Of My Acquaintance |
![](pics/valentines-day-history-square.jpg)
A Brief History Of Valentine's Day |
![](pics/newengland-boyhood-square.jpg)
Scenes Of My New England Boyhood |
![](pics/supernanny-square.jpg)
Seven Dreams Involving "Super Nanny" Jo Frost |
![](pics/mcdonalds-ads-square.jpg)
McDonald's Ad Campaigns Through the Years |
![](pics/husbandry1-square.jpg)
Husbandry: Chapter 1 |
![](pics/yam-faq-square.jpg)
Your Anger Management FAQ |
![](pics/homefortheholidays-square.jpg)
Home For The Holidays |
![](pics/thanksgiving-toast-square.jpg)
My Grandfather's Thanksgiving Toast |
![](pics/summer-v-square.jpg)
What I Did On My Summer Vacation |
![](pics/carpel-tunnel-square.jpg)
Your Carpal Tunnel |
![](pics/summer-vacation-square.jpg)
My Summer Vacation Themes |
![](pics/i-dont-like-square.jpg)
The "I Don't Like It" List |
![](pics/spoil-harry-potter-square.jpg)
How I Plan To Spoil My Daughter's Harry Potter Mania |
![](pics/4th-of-july-square.jpg)
Fourth Of July Family Funtivities |
![](pics/corporate-diary-square.jpg)
Corporate Diary |
![](pics/plot-development-square.jpg)
Tips For Young Writers: Plot Development |
![](pics/famous-pirates-square.jpg)
Famous Pirates |
![](pics/stage-fright-square.jpg)
How I Deal With Stage Fright |
![](pics/golden-corral-square.jpg)
The Thirteen Stages Of Eating At Golden Corral |
![](pics/easter-history-square.jpg)
A Brief History Of The Easter Bunny |
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The Broadsheet |
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Tips For Young Writers: Uh-oh! Writer's Block! |
![](pics/pi-day-square.jpg)
Pi Day |
![](pics/transformers-movie-square.jpg)
Why the Live-Action Transformers Movie Is Going to Suck |
![](pics/brand-max-square.jpg)
Brand Max Burbank |
![](pics/jet-blues-square.jpg)
Jet Blues |
![](pics/junk-drawer-square.jpg)
The Junk Drawer Of My Despair |
![](pics/blackhistorymonth-square.jpg)
Black History Month |
![](pics/superbowl-ad-square.gif)
Superbowl Ad Time Put To Good Use |
![](pics/history-jan30th-square.jpg)
January 30th: This Day In History |
![](pics/hows-it-going-square.jpg)
How's It Going? |
![](pics/didyouknow-square.jpg)
Did You Know? |
![](pics/2007-predictions-square.jpg)
Psychic Predictions For 2007 |
![](pics/laughatdeath-square.jpg)
Let's Laugh At Death |
![](pics/getrichquick-square.jpg)
Get Rich Quick |
![](pics/howiam-square.jpg)
How I Am |
![](pics/restroom-etiquette-square.jpg)
Public Restroom Etiquette |
![](pics/150-list-square.jpg)
The 150 List |
![](pics/xmas-faq-square.jpg)
The Xmas FAQ |
![](pics/grinch-scalped-square.gif)
The Grinch Who Scalped Christmas |
![](pics/jesus-holiday-square.jpg)
An Open Holiday Letter From Jesus |
![](pics/holiday-memories-square.jpg)
My Holiday Memories |
![](pics/holiday-spice-square.jpg)
Ways To Spice Up Your Holiday Shopping |
![](pics/ps3-adventure-square.jpg)
The Playstation 3 Opportunity |
![](pics/turkey-talk-square.gif)
Turkey Talk |
![](pics/thanksgiving-depression-square.gif)
Thanksgiving Depression Made Easy |
![](pics/los-angeles-square.jpg)
Things I've Noticed About Los Angeles |
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Tips For The Modern Dad |
![](pics/harassment-policy-square.jpg)
Signing The Harassment Policy |
![](pics/aspiring-writers-square.jpg)
Tips For Aspiring Writers |
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A Concerned Parent With Bipolar Disorder Addresses The PTA |
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Happy New Year, 2006! |
![](pics/santa-open-square.jpg)
An Open Letter From Santa |
![](pics/thankfulagain-square.jpg)
Time To Be Thankful Again |
![](pics/vg-censorship-square.gif)
Video Game Censorship |
![](pics/unrated-square.gif)
Unrated vs. R-rated |
![](pics/peta-square.jpg)
PETA Is Human Abuse |
![](pics/reaper-square.jpg)
The Reaper N' Me |
![](pics/santaletter-square.jpg)
My Letter To Santa |
![](pics/thanksgiving-prayer-square.gif)
My Thanksgiving Prayer |
![](pics/myprayer-square.gif)
My Prayer |
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Don't Fuck The Children |
![](pics/anime-conventions-square.jpg)
Anime Conventions: A Descent Into Decay |
![](pics/breeder-square.jpg)
I'm A Breeder |
![](pics/mylife5-square.jpg)
My Wild Life: Chapter V |
![](pics/newyears-04-square.jpg)
Another New Year Again? |
![](pics/doctor-office-square.jpg)
The Doctor's Office |
![](pics/winter-party-square.jpg)
Annual Staff Winter Party Memo |
![](pics/cold-shoulder-square.jpg)
Cold Shoulder |
![](pics/crappy-holidays-square.jpg)
Crappy Holidays |
![](pics/maryland-square.gif)
Maryland Must Die |
![](pics/rainbow-square.gif)
The Promise Of The Rainbow |
![](pics/osgood-square.jpg)
Osgood Mott, Breaker Of Taboos |
![](pics/shaving-square.jpg)
The Shaving Industry Lies |
![](pics/amusementparks-square.jpg)
Amusement Parks |
![](pics/regrets-square.jpg)
Horseback Riding Sparks Imagination |
![](pics/free-comics-square.gif)
Free Comic Book Day |
![](pics/freedom-fries-square.jpg)
Fuck Freedom Fries |
![](pics/max-resolution-square.jpg)
My New Year's Resolution Message Board Post |
![](pics/horseback-square.jpg)
Horseback Riding Sparks Imagination |
![](pics/jackson-square.jpg)
Not-So-Smooth Criminal |
![](pics/rout-boredom-square.jpg)
How To Rout Boredom |
![](pics/mcterror-square.gif)
McTerror |
![](pics/summerfun-square.jpg)
Summer Fun |
![](pics/modelcar-square.jpg)
Model Cars Hit And Run |
![](pics/mylife4-square.jpg)
My Wild Life: Chapter IV |
![](pics/priceisright-square.gif)
"The Price Is Right" Really Scares Me |
![](pics/mylife3-square.jpg)
My Wild Life: Chapter III |
![](pics/blood-drives-square.gif)
Blood Drives |
![](pics/mylife2-square.jpg)
My Wild Life: Chapter II |
![](pics/mylife1-square.jpg)
My Wild Life: Chapter I |
![](pics/aprilfools-square.gif)
April Fool's Day |
![](pics/ontoyou-square.jpg)
On To You |
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The Healing Powers Of Goop |
![](pics/houseofdead-square.jpg)
House Of The Dead |
![](pics/fwog-square.jpg)
Where Fwog? |
![](pics/newgameshows-square.jpg)
New Game Shows |
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President Threatened By Free Time! |
![](pics/revisionism-square.jpg)
Ridiculous Revisionism |
![](pics/mallmadness-square.jpg)
Mall Madness |
![](pics/holiday-update-square.jpg)
Holiday Update Letters |
![](pics/santapolicy-square.jpg)
Santa's Updated Policy |
![](pics/allworthit-square.jpg)
It's All Worth It |
![](pics/beesdontkill-square.gif)
Bees Don't Kill Smokers |
![](pics/thankful-square.jpg)
Thankful Is My Middle Name |
![](pics/horse-square.jpg)
Horse Enthusiasts |
![](pics/concorde-square.jpg)
Chrysler Concorde Ad Campaign |
![](pics/groper-square.jpg)
The Spectral Groper |
![](pics/cheese-square.jpg)
Behold The Evils Of Cheese |
![](pics/wish-square.jpg)
Make A Wish |
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So What? |
![](pics/free-hostility-square.gif)
A Little Free Floating Hostility |
![](pics/truthundernose-square.jpg)
Truth Found Under Nose |
![](pics/videostore-9-11-01-square.jpg)
Video Store 9-11-01 |
![](pics/war-square.jpg)
War |
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Resting In Peace |
![](pics/disappointment-square.jpg)
Disappointment |
![](pics/slownews-square.jpg)
Slow News |
![](pics/webtrendy-square.jpg)
One Step To Web Trendiness |
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Apparently |
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Customer Or Guest? |
![](pics/dramafreaks-square.jpg)
Beware Of Drama Freaks |
![](pics/listen-square.gif)
Listen... |
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Family Reunions |
![](pics/celebrityscourge-square.jpg)
The Celebrity Scourge |
![](pics/midriff-square.jpg)
The Midriff Prophecies |
![](pics/where-square.jpg)
Where Do You See Yourself? |
![](pics/clowns-square.jpg)
I Hate Clowns |
![](pics/onmymind-square.jpg)
A Few Things That Have Been On My Mind |
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Lazer Tag: Memories And Violence |
![](pics/chickentheory-square.jpg)
The Chicken Theory |
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Here Comes The Future! |
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Memorandum: Part 2 |
![](pics/chosenones-square.jpg)
The "Chosen Ones" |
![](pics/wellinever-square.jpg)
Well, I Never |
![](pics/vacationerchief-square.jpg)
Vacationer In Chief |
![](pics/kuhli-square.jpg)
A Tribute To The Almighty Kuhli Loach |
![](pics/armageddonss-square.jpg)
Armageddon's Slippery Slope |
![](pics/pc-starterkit-square.gif)
The P.C. Starter Kit |
![](pics/datewithdestiny-square.jpg)
On A Date With Destiny |
![](pics/personalspace-square.jpg)
My Personal Space |
![](pics/fancycars-square.jpg)
Fancy Cars |
![](pics/greatideas-square.jpg)
Great Ideas Looking For A Backer |
![](pics/unitedsows-square.jpg)
The United Sows Of America |
![](pics/spaceshoes-square.jpg)
Space Shoes |
![](pics/pets-square.jpg)
Pets Are Evil |
![](pics/feta-square.gif)
F.E.T.A. |
![](pics/podunk-box.jpg)
Podunk Towns |
![](pics/easterbunny-square.jpg)
The Story Of The Easter Bunny |
![](pics/monkeys-bed-square.jpg)
The Monkeys, The Bed, The Bouncing and Me |
![](pics/fight-square.jpg)
Fight Of Your Life |
![](pics/aprilfools-square.gif)
April Fools |
![](pics/distance-square.jpg)
Distance Equals Rate Times Time |
![](pics/camel-square.jpg)
Camels Don't Come That Small |
![](pics/mir-square.jpg)
Mir Landing Suggestions |
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I Hate "Smart People" |
![](pics/schoolshootings-square.jpg)
The Devil Made Me Do It |
![](pics/award-square.jpg)
More Award Shows, Please |
![](pics/heroes-square.gif)
Heroes |
![](pics/shat-square.jpg)
Nothing But Shat On TV |
![](pics/clerks-square.gif)
Clerks |
![](pics/sweeps-square.jpg)
Sweeps |
![](pics/56k-square.jpg)
Somebody Kill Me, I'm Still 56k |
![](pics/undertheweather-square.jpg)
Under The Weather |
![](pics/shareroad-square.jpg)
Sharing The Road |
![](pics/college-square.jpg)
College Is A Waste |
![](pics/bedtime-square.jpg)
A Guide To Putting Your Child To Sleep |
![](pics/grocery-square.jpg)
The Eternal Nightmare: Grocery Shopping |
![](pics/superbowl-square.jpg)
I Hate The Superbowl |
![](pics/laundry-square.jpg)
A Message To Those Who Remove My Laundry |
![](pics/twins-square.jpg)
Twins Are Creepy |
![](pics/homework-square.jpg)
Homework |
![](pics/jobfair-square.jpg)
Job Fairs |
![](pics/silence-square.jpg)
Silence is Golden: No Phones |
![](pics/security-square.jpg)
A Tribute To Apartment Security Guards |
![](pics/cityparking-square.jpg)
City Parking Hell |
![](pics/millenium-square.jpg)
The REAL New Millenium? |
![](pics/snowsucks-square.jpg)
Snow Sucks |
![](pics/teenagers-square.jpg)
Spreading The Disease: Teenagers |
![](pics/memorandum-square.jpg)
Memorandum |
![](pics/cursing-square.jpg)
The Many Joys of Cursing |
![](pics/betterwatchout-square.jpg)
You Better Watch Out |
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Getting Even With Your Computer |
![](pics/careerday-square.jpg)
Career Day |
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Bright Lights, Dim People |
![](pics/smartass-square.jpg)
Nobody Likes A Smartass |
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Good Grades |
![](pics/shopping-square.jpg)
I Hate Shopping |
![](pics/napster-square.jpg)
Hooray For Napster |
![](pics/myburden-square.gif)
My Burden |
![](pics/spitecrimes-square.gif)
Spite Crimes |
![](pics/fiction-square.jpg)
The Truth About Fiction |
![](pics/outragefatigue-square.jpg)
Outrage Fatigue |
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I Hate Wrestling |
![](pics/bank-square.gif)
Damn The Bank |
![](pics/taco-square.jpg)
No Quiero Taco Bell |
![](pics/phone-square.jpg)
Throw Away Your Phone |
![](pics/walmart-square.jpg)
Wal-Mart: Lords Of The Underworld |
![](pics/transformers-square.jpg)
More Than Meets The Eye No More? |
![](pics/noconfidence-square.gif)
No Confidence |
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I'm Saving My Serotonin |
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Daytime TV Sucks |
![](pics/lawn-square.jpg)
Do Not Mow The Lawn |
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Make The Kids Cry |
![](pics/bluefood-square.jpg)
In Defense Of Blue Food Products |
![](pics/gorton-square.gif)
I Don't Trust The Gorton's Fisherman |
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I Hate: Part 3 The Hate Lives On |
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I Hate: Part Deux |
![](pics/hate1-square.gif)
I Hate: Part 1 |
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You're Going To The Video Store, Eh? |
![](pics/valentine-square.gif)
Valentine's Day Is A Crock |
![](pics/jobs-square.gif)
The Precious Experiences of Job Hunting |
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Driving |
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Raves Need To Be Destroyed |
![](pics/acquaint-square.gif)
Acquaintances Or Annoyances |
![](pics/smoking-square.gif)
Smoking = Death |
![](pics/vdmag-square.gif)
The History Of Visionary Darkness |