I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

My bus driver had a heart attack.

On the bus.

[liquidstatik]

did ya think he was dancin? :x

[Fathom Zero]

It was a woman and she doesn't look like she dances.

I don't even think she leaves the driver's seat.

[noob3]

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/noobandjen/bus.jpg?t=1172092606

how do you make images on this new board :[

[Lenor]

copy the [img afjdfjkldasjfkdsjaf img/] code on photobucket. and paste it. Sometimes it works.

[noob3]

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/noobandjen/bus.jpg

[Womti]

shit are you sure that last panel isnt woodstock

[FartinMowler]

I never say the word Pwoned but Seth is getting Pwoned in the Mockwars:lol

[Esuohlim]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1373/cam1sr6.jpg

Haha good times

[Moobs]

When people take drugs on stickam that is the greatest

[kahljorn]

there's a picture of a mountain with a sun above it with a yellow background between a speech bubble and a letter with an envelope in front of it. if you push tht and enter a url it will post the picture ;o

ps i have purple weed ;o
its not like super dope purple it's pretty super dope but it's only purple in a few places like most of the purple weed ive had ;(

[liquidstatik]

at least you've had purple weed ;<

[MetalMilitia]

I had purple weed a few times in my rebellious teen days. I was called Canadian Blue or something similar. Tasted so fucking good and had a really distinct fuzzy high. One night I had a shit ton and the whole room turned pink. It was awesome.

[liquidstatik]

haha, i've had orange in my weed once :x

i bet any of you guys could outsmoke me, we get shit weed hurr ;<

[RaNkeri]

Shit guys! It's my b-day :eek

Obey! >:

[Noodles]

This is reply #25745

[liquidstatik]

NOT EXACTLY

[liquidstatik]

http://i15.tinypic.com/2rwuue1.jpg

[Noodles]

Another beaten movie Cleche.

[kahljorn]

I've decided I'd rather stay home today and get stoned

but ill probably go to school anyway D;

[Lenor]

My apartment constantly smells like weed.

CONTACT HIGH!

Purple sticky icky

[Johnnie]

It's been hash all the time since I moved to the middle east, seems like no one wants to do anything here tonight.
How's everyone doing?

[Noodles]

This is reply 25750 THAT ENDS IN A ZERO!!!! It counts for something???

(This is to avoid Johnnie's question of DOOM)

[liquidstatik]

uhhhhhhh

[liquidstatik]

yyou two shut up

[liquidstatik]

and change those silly avatarrs

[Noodles]

Not AGAIN YOU SICK BASTARD!!!

[Moobs]

i do not understand

[noob3]

change ur name to moob3

[Noodles]

Look out You said his name noob now he's gonna freak out!!!!!!!!

[MarioRPG]

Ah man, now I'ma mix you guys up agaaain.

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

I love to chat!

[liquidstatik]

i love to fuuuck

[liquidstatik]

and smoooke

[Moobs]

change ur name to moob3

I would if I could :( Willie once asked me to change my name as well because his last name is Mobbs or something. I'm sure that you would probably be quite annoyed if I really were to change my name to moob3, so i lose every way :(

[Moobs]

its ok noodles he saved me by adding a digit ;o

[liquidstatik]

is it bad that im 19 and sometimes my d*ck just doesn't wanna work? ;<

[Moobs]

You gettin' the stoner's 'Mr Floppy' after effects? ;o

[Lenor]

danny sweetie.. WTF are you talking about? hahahahha I <3 you!


Noob .. would you change your gf for me .. ha .. kidding .. or :lol

[bigtimecow]

i just got warioware and wii play

i am going to play them!

[liquidstatik]

You gettin' the stoner's 'Mr Floppy' after effects? ;o
idkk it happens on days that im sober i guess that might be it if its like after years of use ;<

it's kind of embarassing :x

[kahljorn]

it's called impotence

there are drugs and plants for that ;o

[liquidstatik]

either wayy, i do not approve >:

[kahljorn]

there's a lot of plants that can be taken as aphrodesiacs you should try those ;o ;o ;o

[liquidstatik]

i don't wanna take medicine, i'm 19. i should be f*ckin with no problem.

it's not like ALL the time, idkkkkk
sometimes it's good and then all of a sudden i'm up in 'er and it decides it's not happy anymore and then im like god damnit and have to like stare at my d*ck goin in her for a long time before it wants to get back up to par

[kahljorn]

oooooOOOoh, maybe you're gay.

lol jk

[liquidstatik]

what kind of plants? and how do you take plants? :x

[liquidstatik]

hey i was thinkin that but i don't wanna fuck a dude to find out!

[liquidstatik]

cuz then if i'm not that'd be so weird ;_;

[kahljorn]

well it depends on the plant but for the most part you'd probably be taking either extracts or pills, or maybe making a tea yourself or something. just look up aprhrodisiacs.. or... here's a site where you can order all kinds of legal drugs i mean herbal ethneobotanicals FOR MEDICINE
http://www.bouncingbearbotanicals.com/

I can't really remember the names of the herbal aphrodisiacs so you might have to look them up ;o if you click the herbs under the herbal page it gives you a description of what it is used for.
Notice they sell toad there ;o lol
also ayahausca, amanita muscaria (legal berserker shrooms) and san pedro a legal peyote replacement.

[liquidstatik]

i'll look at it in the morning, i need some sleeeep ;<

g'night kahl<3 :]]


p.s. i don't want to admit to myself that my penis is broke :x

[kahljorn]

later
you're missing out on toxic toads doing it dirty style

[noob3]

probably cuz u beat off so much danny ur cock isnt use to the real thing MORE PUSSY LESS PORNO DUDE

[liquidstatik]

thats what this girl told me one time

PLUS man condoms suck i dont want a kid or anything but i'd rather jerk off than use a condom :x

[liquidstatik]

BUT SRRSLY I'LL TALK TO YOU COOL CATS LATER 8)

[noob3]

but if you fuck with a condom on it's like a rubber pussy is jerking your cock off

[noob3]

get a girlfriend with less stds & more birth control and don't worry about it bro!!

[bigtimecow]

hit it raw! hit it raw!

daaaaanny. we need to meet up at some fucking noise/grind mindfuck show and get trashed before watching twodeadsluts onegoodfuck.

[liquidstatik]

i have no idea where you live, but i agreeeee ;o

[liquidstatik]

get a girlfriend with less stds & more birth control and don't worry about it bro!!

this girl would have to ask her mom first lol :x

[liquidstatik]

p.s. emu is a girl

i thought she was a boy ;<

[Womti]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1373/cam1sr6.jpg

Haha good times


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v166/albedofreak/1142824524776.jpg

[Lenor]

who is that a picture of?

[Moobs]

SMOKEY

[Lenor]

Anyone have his number?

ha

[liquidstatik]

1-800-******-BU

[Noodles]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/stapleboard/SMOKEY.jpg
:( :( :(

[Lenor]

Danny Ur just jealous you can't get it up!

[noob3]

I think he can get it up, but he dosn't have the endurance to keep his erection sustained during the course of having sex with a lady. Like he wants to quit fighting before the fights over if you know what I mean!

[Lenor]

no, due to not having a PENIS, I would have no idea what you are talking about.

although being such a slut.. Maybe its not Danny's problem, its more the girl's for not being able to keep him up!

[Fathom Zero]

"You have 33 messages stored, of a total 666 allowed."

:eek

[Lenor]

37 messages BIOTCH!

[noob3]

danny should avoid the sea whales :(

[liquidstatik]

lenors not fat shut up!!

[Lenor]

*SNAP*

I saw his new grl, she's actually quite hot.

[Esuohlim]

"You have 33 messages stored, of a total 666 allowed."

:eek

I have 109, of a total of 50 allowed :lol

[Lenor]

Danny, that is supposed to be a secret :lol :love :lol

[liquidstatik]

my new girl IS hot :x

milhouse everytime you talk i picture greg kinnear is talking and i sometimes think thats you :x

[noob3]

damn danny all that for your weiner not to work? :lol

[noob3]

i dont know who greg kinear is really i know i recognize him but i would totally picture him as milhouse if i were to see a movie involving said greg kinear but i don't think i would watch his movies

[liquidstatik]

i don't get how hot chicks make my weiner not work u callin me gay? ;<

[noob3]

hey dude you're the one with the problems i see commercials for that stuff all the time that would be like saying if you can't sleep and take ambien ur gay people got problems bro just looking out for ya!

[liquidstatik]

aight thanks i 'preciate it!

do tha jane fonda ;O

[Lenor]

I'd like to see who the real MILHOUSE really is :eek

Isn't greg kinnear like craig kilborne or something?

[Lenor]

Danny OMFG .. chuck is not fat, you just need to EAT MORE!

[noob3]

what if milhouse really was milhouse but posting in some other dimension? that would explain why his name is backwards!

[noob3]

who called chuck fat :x

[Lenor]

danny told you to use jane fonda, shes a weight loss guru.

So, your saying that esuohliM, is actually, Milhouse from the simpson's?

The spazzy geek boi with no friends?

[Moobs]

I imagine noob3 is a small girl with a high voice with a flashing phone next to her pc, with the mayor on end of the line :(

[noob3]

do the jane fonda is from a song i thought

[Esuohlim]

So, your saying that esuohliM, is actually, Milhouse from the simpson's?

The spazzy geek boi with no friends?

Yeah but in another dimension so I'm actually the coolest kid in town 8)

[Lenor]

umm noob3 is a guy. I'm sure his gf would tell you so.

[Lenor]

Yeah, and in another dimension, im sexier then britney spears, circa 1999.

[liquidstatik]

LENOR YOU AREN'T MAKING ANY SENSE RITE NOW

[Noodles]

In another dimension, IM AN ARTIST! :eek

[Lenor]

Oh sorry danny, I must of fallen on your DICK AGAIN!

[liquidstatik]

NOT AGAIN :x

[Moobs]

umm noob3 is a guy. I'm sure his gf would tell you so.

Ugh I know but LET ME HAVE AN IMAGINATION

[Lenor]

If im not allowed to have one, then neither can YOU!

[Noodles]

Does free-thought Exist???

[liquidstatik]

SO BACK TO SOME LESS SHITTY CONVERSATION

[Lenor]

Danny, does our cyber-humping on AIM count?

[Moobs]

These couple of pages have been like one big bad trip :x

[Noodles]

Lemme Fix that!

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/stapleboard/EBA.jpg

[liquidstatik]

noodles, you're banned from this thread please act accordingly

[Lenor]

total eclipse from the heart..

[Noodles]

If so, you should have been banned along time ago.

[Moobs]

THIS THREAD + NINE INCH NAILS EQUALS I DONT KNOW what to think

[Lenor]

noodles, who are you referring too?

Sidebar: anyone notice my spelling has greatly improved! KUDOS TO ME!!

[Lenor]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/random/160832414lwr7.gif

[noob3]

jen would be proud <3

[liquidstatik]

If so, you should have been banned along time ago.

im sorry if it wasn't clear enough, but act accordingly means shut up and go away ;o

[liquidstatik]

girls *rollseyess*

[Noodles]

LIES:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock: rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock

[Lenor]

WHAT IN FUCKING HELL?

[noob3]

victory?

[liquidstatik]

lol, told yaa noodles ;o

[Fathom Zero]

Fags. ..

[liquidstatik]

fathom zero i don't appreciate that one bit ;<

[liquidstatik]

i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick :x

[noob3]

:lol :lol

[Lenor]

zero, that is not showing appreciation!

*cough cough*

[noob3]

cosmo wouldnt care as long as it'll chat him up

[Lenor]

HOMO RAINBOW CLUB!!

[liquidstatik]

the thought of terra naked makes me wanna puke ;x

[noob3]

she probably has a razortooth vagina

[MattJack]

guys today I was makin out with this fly momma in the parking lot for like, I dunno, 4 or 5 minutes and I TOTALLY grabbed her backside! My balls were so blue! Ain't I the shit or what? Do you think I went to far? I hope I didn't fuck up.

Help,
Distressed and in loveline.

[Moobs]

I am in favour of the gay rainbow club and would like to show my appreciation :(

[Fathom Zero]

I've got the fucking flu again and can't walk because I'm dizzy.

[Terra]

dude, hurry and don't let the floor get away from you!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

cosmo wouldnt care as long as it'll chat him up

say's noob as he begs Lenor for attention and tit pics

[Cosmo Electrolux]

i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick :x
She's still funnier than 98% of the posters on this board...

[Fathom Zero]

So... did anyone catch Payback last night on TNT?

[Seven Force]

No. They always cut shit out when it's broadcast :(

[Fathom Zero]

Now they're showing The Wild Wild West.

Say what you will, but I love the movie.

[Grislygus]

I like it plenty.



In other news, fuck Guitar Women so very, very much. As if I didn't get enough wierd looks regarding the avatars around here.

[Seven Force]

the movie was great when I saw it in theaters and its still great to this day :)

also gw seems like hes gone so dont worry about it :eek

[noob3]

say's noob as he begs Lenor for attention and tit pics

begs lenor for attention? pfft, i wasn't the one who had 100 posts about her cleavage! i have a girlfriend to beg for tit pics ;)

[Fathom Zero]

Sweet, now Librarian: Quest For The Spear is on. I never got to finish it the first time it was on.

TNT is doing good the past few days.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

begs lenor for attention? pfft, i wasn't the one who had 100 posts about her cleavage! i have a girlfriend to beg for tit pics ;)

I was laughing at her for her "myspace" poses. She sent me PM's asking me to stop, so of course I made 50 posts about it...along with Burbank, Kahl, Sspad and a host of others.

P.S. what started it all...

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their ]webcam] for their myspace (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=myspace) page. Religiously overused by emo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo)s, goth (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goth)s and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

[MarioRPG]

Guys, it's Semi-formal today!!!!

[liquidstatik]

She's still funnier than 98% of the posters on this board...

lol so u like dicks? :x

[noob3]

I was laughing at her for her "myspace" poses. She sent me PM's asking me to stop, so of course I made 50 posts about it...along with Burbank, Kahl, Sspad and a host of others.

P.S. what started it all...

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their ]webcam] for their myspace (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=myspace) page. Religiously overused by emo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo)s, goth (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goth)s and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

are you still trying to defend making 100 posts about her tits? i don't know why you deny being the resident i-mockery horn dog! everyone knows, dude!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

are you still trying to defend making 100 posts about her tits? i don't know why you deny being the resident i-mockery horn dog! everyone knows, dude!

why am I always the last to find these things out?

I wish I still had the PM's....I made one joke about her tits and she sent me like 15 PM's, so after that every post I made was about her tits...look, dude, if I wanted to look at a fat, strung out college girl with a ugly tattoo on her ass, I'd go to a local biker bar with a stack of one dollar bills, and I could have all of the stretch marked, sweaty, stinky tits I could get my hands on. But, at my age, it's all about quality, not quantity.

[noob3]

90 years old? :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

90 years old? :lol

close enough ;)

[Seven Force]

yeah ok :rolleyes

[noob3]

COSMO LIKES 'EM DUSTY

[Seven Force]

its new page time

[Seven Force]

you cant get dustier than 42

[liquidstatik]

7F i like your avatar and title ;<

[Lenor]

I like sevens avitar too..

Noob where is myn?

[Terra]

i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick :x

good question from some fucktwad that has been waiting all these years for his dick to grow

[noob3]

no avatar yet

[noob3]

not yet dude

[MattJack]

sometimes my dick grows when I'm around sexy ladiez

[noob3]

blood rushes to it & penises are like sponges and it makes them rock hard bro

[MattJack]

damn, i knew there was something going on down there. Is there any way I can stop the blood rush or possibly increase it?

[Moobs]

When that happened to me I would start having trouble to breath and get headaches. Apparently it was something to do with my lazy blood and that i could of died :x

[noob3]

razorblades, bro! lots of them!

[Moobs]

Serious PENIS problems :(

[MattJack]

I just threw my last razor away :( I shaved both ways with it cause I gots a hot date tonight and I want to be all smoothe incase my blood starts to boil and I throw all my rational thought out the window and like, like just go into this hardcore make out session where all she can taste is MattJack, and I like, I grab her backside because I'm just all caught up in the moment and stuff, she isn't my co worker though :(. DAMN I JUST REALIZED THIS BLOOD RUSH THING MAY STRIKE AGAIN TONIGHT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

[Terra]

good luck mattjack! just make sure this woman knows she has a choice to BE WOMAN OR TERRA! MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T CHOOSE TERRA BECAUSE THEN A TREE TRUNK WILL GROW OUT OF HER VA GEE GEE AND SHE WILL BE LOST TO WANDER I-MOCK IN SEARCH OF FERTILIZER!

have fun!!

[MattJack]

If her vag is a demonic tree from another realm in MK2, then I'll be Smoke and take saftey in or around it!

[Moobs]

If any kind of plant grew out of any human being i would be pretty worried. Especially after watching that batman movie with Poisen Ivy ;o

[MattJack]

what if it was a weed plant?

[Moobs]

I'm sure if a weed plant came out of a woman i would already be high

[Fathom Zero]

Hey guys, my town is famous again.
Extreme Makeover came to help out this cripple family.

http://www.extremeok.com/mambo/index.php

[MattJack]

My date went well fellas! No blood rushes! I went out with a russian girl and she was nice. I hope to hear from her tomorrow! In mother russia, you don't date girl, they date you!

[Moobs]

Currently Active Users (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/online.php): 31 (1 members and 30 guests)

Uhhhh...guys? Guyyyys???



:(

[noob3]

^_____________________________________^

[Moobs]

gay rainbowsss ;D

[noob3]

go gay rainbow team :x

[Fathom Zero]

This avatar is sooooo the cool.

[noob3]

it's okay i mean it could have been cooler like i thought it was some sort of snowman and then i looked at it and i forgot it was a fish and i was like "man that would of been funny if he ad like the ice climbers"

good job with te word puns bro

thats what i would of said

but now you get nothing from me

NOTHING, FATHOM! NOTHING!

[Fathom Zero]

It's a fish, loser. Get your eyes checked. Jeez.


But you're right, it would look cooler with ice picks.

[noob3]

an ice pick being inserted into the skull of a screaming eskimo child

and a polar bear would be biting him

[noob3]

i think that was pretty much our christmas i-mockery logo wasn't it?

i thought i was being creative :melt

[Fathom Zero]

Plagiarism! ARREST THAT MAN.

[noob3]

plagarize my cock into ur mouth?

[Fathom Zero]

No, what're you gay or something?

[Fathom Zero]

Whoa, I just saw the bulletin at the bottom.

Happy Birthday, Sam.

[noob3]

how dare u call me gay :(

[Fathom Zero]

Minority.

[Goat Cheese]

Oh Fathom zero is there no subject too sacred for you to touch?

[Seven Force]

scandalize some niggas?

[Lenor]

noob, zero is just jealouse that he's not in the homo rainbow team!

[Moobs]

I wanna be a rainbow gay :<

[Womti]

hey guys everybody should go post in my new loveline thread come on let's all be angry gay :<

[Seven Force]

moob you already there

[Fathom Zero]

I'm too cool to be queer.

[Lenor]

Is that implying that gay people aren't cool?

FUCKING RACIST!

[Fathom Zero]

Fucking whore.

lol j/k

[Terra]

e-wow there's more gay people here than i previously thought!

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, Terra.

I was thinking of you when I responded to Lenny.

I thought, "Hey, I bet these two'd get along."

[Lenor]

Zero, your mistaken, im not a whore.

More like a Slut!

ha :lol

[Seven Force]

looks like theres going to be some labias sewn shut today

[MattJack]

So what's up yalls? I just ates me some mud bugs (crawfish), yall want some?

[kahljorn]

I'm ... More like a slut!

Big dicks, little dicks, all comin at chu!

[MattJack]

don't you mean, cumin! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahaha

[Black Flag]

guys it's not unusual to have fun with anyone

[MarioRPG]

Guestssss!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Soda_Popskinski/untitled.jpg

[MarioRPG]

You are COWARDS!

[MLE]

WHY DIDN'T YOU BLUR OUT MY NAME OH GOD WHAT WILL I DO

[MarioRPG]

Just be thankful Fathom got top billing.

[kahljorn]

I cook a lot of food with cumin

[Fathom Zero]

Why am I always on the forefront of awesome?

[MarioRPG]

nice '3,333rd' post jerk.

[Fathom Zero]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24385

But seriously, guys, you HAVE to check this out. It's goddamn scary/creeping me out.

[kahljorn]

prolly cause you're always bending over

[Fathom Zero]

For you, maybe.

[MarioRPG]

meh, my crappy internet can't make it out to be anything than a bunch of light circles.

[Fathom Zero]

turn down the zoom on the cameras and change the focus. It's not your internet. Also, look to the preset locations. That should make things clearer.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey guys, I found a picture of Lenor's feet:

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7839/flip20flop20feetvc1.jpg

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

lol, some guy called DMX a melon farmer in Exit Wounds on TNT.

[Lenor]

ZERO SMOKES THE CRACK!!!

[Fathom Zero]

AINT NO WAY.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Oh god those feet are vile.

[Lenor]

CAUSE YOU BOUGHT THE FAKE KIND INSTEAD?

[Seven Force]

no one likes you

[Seven Force]

yeah that last comment was to zbf

[Lenor]

ZELDA SMOKES CRACK with Zero.


and my feet are so much more prettier.

[Fathom Zero]

No they aren't.

[Moobs]

man am i glad to be going back to school

[Lenor]

i spilled an entire iced carmel latte on my bed last night, I need help :/

[Seven Force]

No they aren't.

They are.

;)

[liquidstatik]

im back :eek

[Seven Force]

hey liquid :)

how are you?

[liquidstatik]

im purrty goood
im rly tired & my neck hurts like shit from sleeping on a floor the other night

;<

[liquidstatik]

how're you? :O

[Seven Force]

im pretty good, im having a sandwich

why would you sleep on the floor?

[liquidstatik]

cuz there were no beds to sleep on and i was too tall to sleep on the half-couch thinger ;<

and i had a lot of pressure on my body if you catch my drift all movin up and down and back and forth and making my body hurt it wasn't comfortable AT ALL but i mean w/e i guess i had fun this weekend :]

[liquidstatik]

yeah and its my girlys birthday today but i can't afford to get her anything :x

[Seven Force]

hahahaha nice ;)

[Seven Force]

yeah and its my girlys birthday today but i can't afford to get her anything :x

aw man, im sure she'll understand :)

hmmm yep

[MetalMilitia]

and i had a lot of pressure on my body if you catch my drift

You slept with a fat chick?

[liquidstatik]

any girl is fat compared to me ;<

[liquidstatik]

aw man, im sure she'll understand :)

hmmm yep

she does, but i stilll feeel bad ;o
i need to find a job!!

[Seven Force]

Tried UPS? They have great health benefits (great as in free). Starting pay is like 8-9 an hour though.

[liquidstatik]

that's not bad. everywhere around here is like 6.25 starting

i'm kinda limited to the places around my ssmall town[fast foods about all we got], because i've yet to get a working vehicle. :(

[Seven Force]

Good luck with that. :( Small towns suck

[liquidstatik]

my sister just came home early from school, with a black eye :lol

[Seven Force]

elementary school pimps are the worst :( :lol

[Lenor]

DANNY YOU JUST LOVE TO PISS ME OFF ON HERE DONCHA?

[liquidstatik]

hahaha ;<

[Moobs]

So I got to school and I got a detention before any lesson had even started oh man :(

[liquidstatik]

hahaha you're in the uk do they whip you in detention? :x

[Moobs]

No but our music teacher used to he is in jail now for being a pedophile no joke :<

[Moobs]

he gave me 60 detentions but no sex in the butt i must be ugly or something :<

[liquidstatik]

aw maybe he likes 'em fat idk :x