I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Huh, huh!?

Do I know what? >:

[Sam]

CHIKEN BUTT. :lol2

[Pub Lover]

You Americans are crazy. :rolleyes

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Sajuuk]

So... did you hear?

[Pub Lover]

Did I hear what? >:

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[Pub Lover]

Huh, huh?! >:

Did I hear what? >:

[Sajuuk]

Uh... a rumor :D

[Sam]

CHIKEN BUTT :lol2

[Pub Lover]

What rumour? >:

[Sam]

THE ONE THAT'S.... AWSOME :D

[Pub Lover]

Huh, huh?! >:

What rumour? >:

[Pub Lover]

Oh My, Sam. Calm down. :(

[Sajuuk]

The one you commanding that killer robot.

So... is it true?

[Sam]

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/DSC00081___1089105739rc__52d2749b.jpg
>:

[Pub Lover]

Who told you about that? >:

[Pub Lover]

Huh, huh? >:

Who told you about that? >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/DSC00081___1089105739rc__52d2749b.jpg
>:

:wank

[Sajuuk]

So are you really the robot commander?! That's AWESOME :D

[Pub Lover]

Who told you about that? >:

[Sam]

AWSOME :D

[Pub Lover]

Huh, huh? >:

Who told you about that? >:

[Sam]

WALKED TO RITE-AID FOR A CAN OF SPAGHETTI. :(

[Sajuuk]

Oh don't you worry about that I've got my sources :conspiracy ;)

[Pub Lover]

Huh, huh? >:

Who told you about that? >:

[Pub Lover]

Huh, huh? >:

Who told you about that? >:

[Matt Harty]

That's it im pissed off again.

[Matt Harty]

NO

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Sajuuk]

oh comon did you think you could get away with that without anyone knowing?

[Matt Harty]

YES GET OUT OF THE CAR

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Matt Harty]

:lol IM A REBEL

[Matt Harty]

WHICH ONE DID YOU CHOOSE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER. o top middle

[Pub Lover]

Commanding killer robot's is slang for being a paedophile, right? :(

[Sam]

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[Matt Harty]

I can't think of anything to say. SO I WON'T

[Matt Harty]

I HAD BEEN GONE FOR A WEEK SECRETLY DEVISING A PLAN TO HAVE SEX WITH MY OWN FACE.

[Pub Lover]

:x

[Matt Harty]

HE LOOKS LIKE WOOLY WILLY, BUT LIKE THE REAL LIFE VERSION. DOES HE COME WITH A MAGNET.

[Matt Harty]

Your too ugly for you shirt

too ugly for your shit

so ugly it burns :lol

[Matt Harty]

C'MON RETRO, CALM DOWN!!1

[Pub Lover]

I hate Gadzooks almost as much as i hate Jixby, now.

[Matt Harty]

IS MARY KATE TOO THIN :/

[Matt Harty]

LOL SK00LZ SI OV3R D00DZ!!!11111111

[Emu]

NOO

[Matt Harty]

I hate Gadzooks almost as much as i hate Jixby, now.

why :o

[Pub Lover]

IS MARY KATE TOO THIN :/
I am so over fixating on that. :(

[Pub Lover]

I hate Gadzooks almost as much as i hate Jixby, now.

why :o

Why? Because they both suck, & are too mean with out the redeeming features of being nice guys in real life. >:

[Pub Lover]

Plus I don't get their jokes. >:

[Matt Harty]

pub gets jokes :(

[Matt Harty]

do I need to get the defribilator?

[Pub Lover]

I get jokes.

[Pub Lover]

Hence me thinking that Jixby & Gadzooks fail at the funny too much.

[Matt Harty]

CLEAR

[Sajuuk]

:(

[Pub Lover]

I've posted over a hundred times today, & each one of my crappy posts was a heap better than the last 50 Jixby/Gadzooks posts I've read. >:

[Pub Lover]

A bloody HEAP! >:

[Anonymous]

Potrzebie

[Pub Lover]

Huh, huh!?

What did you just say?

[Sajuuk]

Uh Oh

[Matt Harty]

UHHH I LIKE IT LIKE THAT, SHE WORKING THAT BACK, I DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT

SLOW MOTION FOR ME
SLOW MOTION FOR ME
SLOW MOTION FOR ME

[Pub Lover]

Potrzebie
I was all, "I don't know that word", & that upset me as it upsets all fucktards to be shown up, so I looked it up on dictionary.com, & it called me a faggot as it does when I screw up my spellings, & now I'm all like; "oh shit, I wanted to stop interacting with Mad Max". :(

[Pancakes]

dun talk to him he says bad wrords!

[Pub Lover]

I say worse words. ;)

Ban words. :(

[Pancakes]

hey don do that i liek ur posts dont say banwrords!!! :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm considering a thread titled "LET'S SLANDER SOME FUCKTARDS!" & the body of the thread being "FUCKTARDS! :eek " repeated in each post.

[Pancakes]

hay madmarx says tha saem THING! o_o

[Pub Lover]

That's the point. :/

hey don do that i liek ur posts dont say banwrords!!! :(
:lol

[Matt Harty]

oh that pancakes :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Furshlugginer

[Pub Lover]

I can't help but think he's trying to get at me somehow. :(

[Pub Lover]

New Page. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Confirming the new page. >:

[Anonymous]

halavah

[Sajuuk]

halavah

[Pub Lover]

Now, I recognized that one, but knowing that Mad Max is Seth's character is really spoiling the fun for me.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Three posts to be beating those PYPH bastards!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

POST COUNT FIGHT!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

ONE MORE!!!!!!

[Pub Lover]

It certainly is a goal. :O

[Anonymous]

wubblepits

[Pub Lover]

Another goal is my 1600 post. :x

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

WE'RE WINNING! BUT DON'T SLOW DOWN YET!

[Pub Lover]

I'm hoping with 1600 post to attract the attentionof a mod to this thread, & then get it deleted. :lol

[Pub Lover]

I like spoiling your fun. >:

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Wyh do yuo want it detleted?

[Sajuuk]

halavah >:

[Pub Lover]

This one makes 1599. :o

[Anonymous]

blivic

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

spleen

[Sajuuk]

halavah

[Esuohlim]

VALLHALLA

[Anonymous]

Okay dragged my ass here, now what?

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Now leave.

[Pub Lover]

Now call people fucktards. :(

[Anonymous]

Jackpotrzebie! :party

[Anonymous]

JIM IS A BIG FUCKTARD! :lol

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Jackpotrzebie Fucktard! :party

[Anonymous]

Alright that's the first post on the page! I fucking rule! :rock

[Pub Lover]

yeah. :(

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

No you don't, you're still a fucktard. :rock

[Pub Lover]

The internet is hollow. :eek

[Anonymous]

Stop stealing my goddamn material fucktard

[Pub Lover]

Emotionally. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

potrzebie

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Stop stealing MY material...fucktard!

[Anonymous]

potrzebie

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

potrzebie

[Anonymous]

You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while.

[Pub Lover]

There is no place to rest your head on the internet. ;(

[Anonymous]

blintzes

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

There is no place to rest your head on the internet. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Emotionally. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Fucktard :lol2

[ScruU2wice]

:eek HOLY SHIT :eek


We finally beat the PYPH thread :faint

[Esuohlim]

Hopeless bleak dispair
It was always there
And then one day it disappeared
In a puff of smoke
In an unceremonious way
One day it disappeared

[Pub Lover]

Time for it to be deleted, ay? >:

[Esuohlim]

Unless there's another Mad Libs round coming up soon. >:

[Matt Harty]

This thread is my life.

SUP MADMAX :picklehat

[Anonymous]

Why delete it? Surely the PYPH will get more submissions. There seems to be no end of fucktards wanting to show how ugly they are.

[ScruU2wice]

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

[liquidstatik]

MAD MAX BE E-THUGIN y0
flingin 'em nigga-bytes :o

[Pancakes]

FO SHO

[ScruU2wice]

Pancakes are HOT

http://www.wheelersmaple.com/pancakes.jpg

[Pancakes]

o one of them loks single :love

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Why don't you try your hand at getting some loving panakes.

[Sajuuk]

You know who I am.

[Pancakes]

Why don't you try your hand at getting some loving panakes.

im a jealos person n i always seem to get cheatde on by waffles. :/

[Snatchtastic]

OMg you guys have been buisy in this thread.

[The Retro Kat]

Why don't you try your hand at getting some loving panakes.


Why don't you try your hand at NOT BEING SUCH A FAGGOT YOU FAGGOT ASS FAGZOIDMONGER I BET UR NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE A FAGGOT BUT U R NEWAYS CUZ YOU SUCK AND SHIT LIKE GAY PEOPLE AND HAITIANS

[The Retro Kat]

TRY BOXING OR BREAK DANCING

[The Retro Kat]

YOU FAGGOT

[The Retro Kat]

BITCHES

[Sajuuk]

:(

[ScruU2wice]

paris hilton...

[Anonymous]

Nicole Potrzebie...

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

faggots are what mad max and retro are

[Anonymous]

And yeah its bout that time again for DJ Mad Max to spin those old skool beats! Here's a little something from Digital Underground!

Aa'it stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style
that ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money so listen up
world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round, I'm the new fool in
town and my sound's laid down by tha Underground. I drink up all the
Hennessee ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself. My name
is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Oh ladies oh how I like to
frumpty, and to the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpty.
I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall
when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme I like my beef funky. I'm
spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I get
ridiculous. I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorace. Hey yo fat
girl commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me I'm
skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak. I like
the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't
faze me. I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants and I even got my own
dance.

(chorus)
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do tha hump. Ohh do me baby. Do the
Humpty Hump. Ohh ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Do ya know what
were doin'? Were doin' the Humpty Hump yall. Watch me do the Humpty
Hump. Just keep on doin' tha Hump.

People say "yo, Humpty you're really funny lookin'" That's aaiit 'cause
my body's in motion. You stare, you glare, you try to compare me, but
ya can't get near me. I'm on the floor, bein' at the bars and see all
the ladies adore me. Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in
the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear. My nose is big. Uh uh I'm
not ashamed, big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid. I'm gettin'
laid by the ladies, you know I'm in charge. Note how I'm livin' and my
nose is large. I get stupid. I shoot an arrow like cupid. I use a
word that don't mean nuttin' like loopded. I sang in Dowhatchalike and
if ya missed it. I'm the one that said "just grab 'em in tha biskets".
I also told you that I like to bite well yeah, I guess that's obvious I
also like to write. All ya have ta do is give Humpty a chance and now
I'm gonna do my dance.

(chorus)

Oh yeah, that's the breaks. Let me get a little of this base groove
right here. A dooreaar dooreah dooreaar dooreah. Ah yeah, now I told
y'all a little about myself, lemme tell y'all a little about this dance.
It's real easy to do, check it out. First I limp to tha sounds like my
legs is broken, shakin' and twitchen' kinda like I was smokin' crazy
whack funky. People say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty.
That's aaiit 'cause my body's in motion. It's supposed to look like a
fit or a commotion. Anyone can play this game. It's my dance y'all
Humpty Hump's my name. No two people will do it the same, ya got it
down, when you appear to be in pain. Humpin' funkin' jumpin' gig around
shakin' your rump and when a dude or chump ups and points a finger like
a stump you tell him to step off I'm doin' the hump.

(chorus)
(add Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump)
(add Samoans do the Humpty Hump)

Let's get stupid (gimme the music, do the Humpty Hump)

And to all the ladies, peace and Humptiness forever.

Aw yeah! Hey did you know most people don't realize that the late great Tupac got his start in the Underground? We miss you Pac, you kept it real. All the homies down here send their love to you in that great Ghetto in the sky.

Okay we're gonna keep it moving with another old skool beat right here on WFTARD! Don't go chu go anywhere!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Fuck off with your newfangled rap shit. This is the good music:

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

[Anonymous]

Newfangled? Lissen up white boy! This is old skool bizatch! Sumthin yo' white ass don't know nuthin bout!

So take yo' suburban shit and go on somewhere wit it, because that honky music ain't wanted here cracka!

[Sajuuk]

Where's willie? :(

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Oh yes, because Black Sabbath is so suburban and honky, right? Anyways, here's some more good music:

I see the bad moon rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.

Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.

I hear hurricanes a blowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.
All right!

Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.

Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.

Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.

[Anonymous]

WELL YEEEEEEEEHAW! What the fuck do we got here? Some goddamnned yankee playin more fucked up music! Down here we know what you want!

Here's an old favorite by Johnny Cash! YEEEEEEHAW!

I hear the train a comin';
It's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine
Since I don't know when.
I'm stuck at Folsom Prison
And time keeps draggin' on.
But that train keeps rollin'
On down to San Antone.

When I was just a baby,
My mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy;
Don't ever play with guns."
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die.
When I hear that whistle blowin'
I hang my head and cry.

I bet there's rich folk eatin'
In a fancy dining car.
They're prob'ly drinkin' coffee
And smokin' big cigars,
But I know I had it comin',
I know I can't be free,
But those people keep a movin',
And that's what tortures me.

Well, if they freed me from this prison,
If that railroad train was mine,
I bet I'd move on over
A little farther down the line,
Far from Folsom Prison,
That's where I want to stay,
And I'd let that lonesome whistle
Blow my blues away.

That's what we listen to down hear yankee and I suggest you do the same before we make you squeal like a goddamnned pig! You're listening to WHICK home of the Sons of the South! YEEEEEHAW!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Oh yes, I'm definitely a yankee since I live in the FORMER HOME OF THE CAPITAL OF THE CSA! Dumbass, why don't you go fuck your dad or something.

I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, "Hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you."

I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'Cause he was lean, mean,
Big and bad, Lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.
I said, "Wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."

"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."

Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
As the water fell on the floor.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he turned and screamed at Linda Lu
And that's the break I was looking for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As I was headed out towards the door.

"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."

[Anonymous]

(Sigh) you're too easily riled fucktard. You need to relax. Stop going to the Clan meetings, they won't do you any good but fill your heart with hate.

And for someone boasting about being from the south is in NO position to use "incest jokes". :lol

Hey here's a song right up your alley, you fucking pedophile! A classic from Oingo Boingo!

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too

(Repeat first verse)

They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too . . .

And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street

(Repeat Chorus)

(Repeat first verse)

:lol

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I've seen the bright lights of Memphis
And the Commodore Hotel
And underneath a street lamp I met a Southern belle
Well she took me to the river, where she cast her spell
And in that Southern moonlight, she sang a song so well

If you'll be my dixie chicken, I'll be your Tenessee lamb
And we can walk together down in dixieland
Down in dixieland

Well we made all the hot spots. My money flowed like wine
Then that low down Southern whiskey began to fog my mind
And I don't remember church bells or the money I put down
On the white picket fence and boardwalk of the house at the edge of town
But boy do I remember the strain of her refrain
The nights we spent together, and the way she called my name

If you'll be my dixie chicken, I'll be your Tenessee lamb
And we can walk together down in dixieland
Down in dixieland

Well it's been a year since she ran away
Yes that guitar player sure could play
She always liked to sing along
She's always handy with a song
Then one night in the lobby of the Commodore Hotel
I chanced to meet a bartender who said he knew her well
And as he handed me a drink he began to hum a song
And all the boys there, at the bar, began to sign along

If you'll be my dixie chicken, I'll be your Tenessee lamb
And we can walk together down in dixieland
Down in dixieland

[GADZOOKS]

Kareokee Board >:

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Mad Max can drive off a cliff, and I'll provide the music for him:

I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says I need you here
And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin' in from above
Don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a wave in the air, Radar Love
The radio is playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
The road has got me hypnotized
And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
(Instrumental break)
No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more radar lover gone
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love

[Anonymous]

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
That night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
Reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

Cos in my dreams it’s always there the evil face that twists my mind
And brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was all this for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun satan’s work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can’t go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me...can’t avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I’m coming back I will return
And I’ll possess your body and I’ll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it’s course

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

[Anonymous]

Oh here's one for Jim's hillbilly fucktard faggot ass! You can probably REALLY relate to this one! :lol


Cowboy Love from Reverend Horton Heat!


I wanna go two steppin',
With a good lookin' big black buck,
I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck,
And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.


Tall of course dark and handsome,
A gentlemen in every way,
A true cow poke in every sense of the word,
We really go to work in the hay.


A bronc bustin' bull ridin' tiger,
Yet peaceful as a dove,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love,


I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.


That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.


Yeah I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.


That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.
Kind of love,
Kind of love.

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Ana Ng and I are getting old and we still haven't walked in the glow of eachother's majestic presence
Listen Ana, hear my words, they're the ones you would think I would say if there was me for you

:tear

[Sajuuk]

HEY

[Sajuuk]

ITS 1:04 AM

[Sajuuk]

JERKS >:

[Matt Harty]

Stop trying to communicate with us Sajuuk, nobody cares about you.

[GADZOOKS]

Who you talking to matt harty, I don't see anybody :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

Hmmm, your right. I must be on opium.

[Sajuuk]

JERKS >:

[Sam]

Ana Ng and I are getting old and we still haven't walked in the glow of eachother's majestic presence
Listen Ana, hear my words, they're the ones you would think I would say if there was me for you

:tear

BE A MAN AND FINISH IT. >:

[Matt Harty]

HEY SAM :O


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[Matt Harty]

uh, i like it like that
she workin that back
i dont know how to act
slow motion for me
slow motion for me
slow motion for me

[Matt Harty]

I'm a dick thrower
Her neck and her back hurting
Cut throat I'll have you like a brand new version
I'ts like when she get used to it then you start serving

[Matt Harty]

Hop up on top and start jicky-jicky-jicky jerking
Slow down for me you moving to fast
My fingers keep slipping I'm trying to grip that ass
Keep being hard headed and Ima make you get off me

[Matt Harty]

Got human up the skys but my face is a doggy
If you loving my bark let me bury my bone
I got 4 or 5 bad merry bitches at home
One of my bitches fell in love with that outside dick
that outside dick keep them hoes sick

[Sam]

HEY SAM :O


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HI MATT :D

[Matt Harty]

MASE IS BACK ;O

[Matt Harty]

http://hot97.com/music/popups/welcomeBack_wm.aspx

WELCOME BACK

[Sam]

THE FIRST TIME I READ GADZOOK'S POST AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE I THOUGHT IT SAID CHEROKEE BOARD. :/

[Matt Harty]

HIP HOP HARTYS HOT 97 SPINNIN THE HOTTEST IN HIP HOP & R+B WE GOT A NEW EXCLUSIVE FROM MASE, "WELCOME BACK" 1:33 PM HOT 97

[Matt Harty]

See the names have all changed since I've been around
But the game aint the same since I left out
Ooooh you know we need ya
Ooooh you know we need ya

Welcome back Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back (ya know you like that)

See I rep the most high, still I'm the most fly
I win so much they wanna know who I'm coached by
Everyday approached by chicks when I was low top
Wanna give me sosa but I'm like don't try
I see the hisses and the disses when I go by
But see the misses on my wrists when I float by
Self control and I cant tell ya no lie
Tryin to find a soulmate you end up being so tied
I make my money man without the coca
Livin la vida without the loca
I'm down south shortys show me country love
And I'm not even country thug
The people give me daps and hugs so it must be love
And I love the country grub
It feel good to hear people singin welcome back
And I aint even sellin a track
Cause I'm that Harlem cat

[Matt Harty]

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[Sam]

Isn't he supposed to be ministering the good lord's word to the young and troubled?

[Matt Harty]

Sorry Sam, but you might be thinking of KANYE WEST

WE DROPPING HIS EXCLUSIVE BEAT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, HOT 97, HERES KANYE WITH "JESUS WALKS"

1:39 HOT 97

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[Matt Harty]

Ya know what the mid-west is? Young and Restless
Where restless [niggas] might snatch yo necklace
And next these [niggas] might jack yo Lexus
Somebody tell these [niggas] who Kanye West is
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death is
Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless
Try to catch it
Its kinda hard getting chocked by detectives
Yeh Yeh now check the method
They be askin us questions, harrasin, arrest us
Sayin we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, huh
Y'all eat pieces of shit? What’s the basis?
We aint goin nowhere..but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well momma I know I act a fool but ill be gone to November
I got packs to move, I hope..


Jesus Walks- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down
Jesus Walks With Me- The only thing that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now (I waaaaant Jeeeesus)
Jesus Walks- And I don’t think there’s nothing I could do now to right my wrongs (Jesus walk Jesus walk)
Jesus Walks With Me-I wanna talk to God but I'm afraid cuz we aint spoke in so long. (I waaaaant Jeeeesus)
Jesus Walks- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down (ooh believe)
Jesus Walks With Me- The only thing that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now
Jesus Walks- And I don’t think there’s nothing I could do now to right my wrongs
Jesus Walks- I wanna talk to God but I'm afraid cuz we aint spoke in so long.
(Jesus walks) So long (Jesus walks) So long (Jesus walks with me)


To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers, even the strippers
(Jesus walks with them)
To the victims of welfare, feel we livin in hell here, hell yeah
(Jesus walks with them)
Now hear thee hear thee, want to see thee more clearly
I know he hear me when my feet get weary
Cuz we’re thee almost nearly extinct
We rappers is role models, we rap we don’t think
I ain’t here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I'm just tryna say the way school need teachers
The Way Kathy Lee needed Regis...that’s the way I need Jesus.
So here go my single dawg, radio needs this
They-said-you-could-rap-about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, videotape
But if I talk about God my record wont get played, huh?
Well if this take away from my spins...which will prolly take away my ends..
Then I hope it take away from my sins and bring the day that I'm dreamin bout...
Next time I'm in the club, everybody screaming out...


Jesus Walks- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down
Jesus Walks With Me- The only thing that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now (with me... with me)

[Sam]

NO I'M THINKING OF MASE. >:

[Matt Harty]

1/2 GOD

[Sam]

1/2 GOD :/

[Matt Harty]

AND NOW MATT AND SAM WILL SPIT THE SONG "FEEL SO GOOD" BY MASE

[Sam]

Yo, what you know about goin out? Head west, red Lex
TV's all up in the headrest
Try and live it up, ride into
Bigger truck, peace all, glittered up, sticker kid
Nigga what? Jig with the cut, sip Cris, spit it up
Hoes ride, get your nut till I can't get it up
I'm a big man, give this man room
I'ma hit everything, from Cancun to Grant's Tomb
Why you standin' on the wall? Hand on your balls
Lighting up drugs, always fightin in the club

[Matt Harty]

I'm the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my French clothes
Dress as I suppose, from my neck to my toes
Neck full of gold, but gats in my Rolls
Wreck shows, collect those, extra O's
Buy the E, get a key, to the Lex
To hold, East, West, every state come on, bury the hate
Millions the only thing we in the hurry to make
With a friend or ex-friend, in a Lex or a Benz
Let's begin, bring this BS to an end
Come on

[Sam]

Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
You make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could

[Matt Harty]

You can't understand, we be
Waikiki, sippin' DP
To the TV, look pretty
Little kids see me, way out in DC
With a Z3, chrome VB's
They wanna be me, niggaz talkin shit
They ought to quit, I'm fortunate
They don't see a fourth what I get
And those be the same ones walkin while I whip
Just started seeing cars, cause they alternate

[Sam]

So while you daydream, my Mercedes gleam
And I deal with hoes that pose in Maybeline
One time you had it all, I ain't mad at ya'll
Now give me the catalogue, I'll show you how Daddy ball
Six cars in power, the five big stars
Phillip, CEO, Chaz smokin' on cigars, nigga
It's like ya'll be talkin funny
I don't understand language of people with short money
Come on

[Matt Harty]

Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
You make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could

[Sam]

Do Mase got the ladies? Yeah, yeah
Do Puff drive Mercedes? Yeah, yeah
Take hits from the 80's? Yeah, yeah
But do it sound so crazy? Yeah, yeah
Well me personally, it's nuthin personal
I do what work for me, you do what work for you
And I dress with what I was blessed with
Never been arrested, for nuthin domestic

[Matt Harty]

And I chill, the way you let me
With a jet ski, attached to a SE
Smoke my Nestle, no mad rap
Ask Cat, where my check be?
Problem with y'all I say it directly
Went from hard to sweeps starved to eat
From no hoes at shows to menage in suites
Now I be the cat that be hard to meet
Gettin head from girls that used to hardly speak
Come on

[Sam]

Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
You make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could

[Matt Harty]

SAM AND MATT WILL NOW SPIT THE THE SONG "99 PROBLEMS" BY JAY-Z

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[Sam]

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with O's and you zap the toes
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers

[Matt Harty]

I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

The year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin law
Got two choices y'all, pull over the car or (hmm)
bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
"Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for?"

[Sam]

Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Matt Harty]

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

Now once upon a time, not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin and
he and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain

[Sam]

And there i go traped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African
All because ths fool was horrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Matt Harty]

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THX FER JOININ US ;D

[liquidstatik]

TECH N9NE ******S >:

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: IF YOU FEELIN LIKE A PIMP
SmarterChild: Hey you!

I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5?

Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology.
Switch Dingo: GO ON BRUSH YO SHOULDAS OFF
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Switch Dingo: LADIES ARE PIMPS TOO
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Switch Dingo: GO ON BRUSH YOUR SHOULDAS OFF
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Switch Dingo: IT'S CRAZY BABY DON'T FORGET THAT GIRL TOLD YOU GET THAT DIRT OFF YO SHOULDAS
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

[Sajuuk]

:3

[Matt Harty]

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RAP AGAIN SEEING HOW NOBODY SAW THE LAST PAGE :(

[liquidstatik]

******S HAVE BROWN VAGINAS :X



I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE COULD POST PORN AND BE RACIST IN THIS THREAD CAUSE I DONT THINK ANY MODS LOOK AT IT :(

[Matt Harty]

No make your own thread and do it. Then i'll tell a mod and i'll LOL when you get banned. :D

[liquidstatik]

****** BISCUIT :X

[Matt Harty]

IM NOT JOKING >:

[liquidstatik]

ME EITHER MATT HARTY (http://www.mattharty.com) >:

[Matt Harty]

ME NEITHER

[ScruU2wice]

I have to write a 6 page essay on community service...

[Matt Harty]

WHYYYYY

[Sajuuk]

Erick Reloaded: From now on you're going to be Ta.
SmarterChild: From now on I'm going to be ta? I see.
Erick Reloaded: Play your guitar again. One more time.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Erick Reloaded.
Erick Reloaded: You did it so great last time.
SmarterChild: I don't believe I did it so great last time.
Erick Reloaded: Taqui. I should teach you how to be a man.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Erick Reloaded: So what do you plan to do know?
SmarterChild: I don't know what.
Erick Reloaded: Yes it's an Iron
SmarterChild: An iron? No way.
Erick Reloaded: What do you suppose they're going to use it for?
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
Erick Reloaded: Maybe they will unwrinkle our brains.
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
Erick Reloaded: Unless you have an answer
SmarterChild: I doubt I have an answer.
Erick Reloaded: Heh. That was predictable.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Erick Reloaded: What? Are you not comfortable with this subject?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
Erick Reloaded: Come on, we have been working in this for ages
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Erick Reloaded: Looks like you've become an Iron too.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!
Erick Reloaded: *sigh* Oh well.
SmarterChild: ?
Erick Reloaded: I didn't think I could hold off the process for long.
SmarterChild: You didn't think you could hold off the process for long, huh? What's that all about?
Erick Reloaded: I'm not surprized that you don't know now.
SmarterChild: Oh really?

:(

[Matt Harty]

Sajuuk.

[GADZOOKS]

Admiral Sea Legs: Max weinberg and the max weinberg 7, max!
Erick Reloaded: I agree
Admiral Sea Legs: good job
Erick Reloaded: Thank you
Admiral Sea Legs: he hates that, cut it
Admiral Sea Legs: yohoo
Admiral Sea Legs: lets go move it along
Erick Reloaded: I know
Admiral Sea Legs: im giddy some nights
Admiral Sea Legs: its a surgar high
Erick Reloaded: GIDDY GIDDY
Admiral Sea Legs: i thought this ment buy a gerbil
Admiral Sea Legs: we have such a sweet show tonight
Erick Reloaded: Oh snap!
Admiral Sea Legs: lets have frankenstien waste a minute of our time
Admiral Sea Legs: hes the happies t of the monseter
Admiral Sea Legs: are you ready to waste minute of our time
Admiral Sea Legs: oh wait here we go
Erick Reloaded: yes it's a hand
Admiral Sea Legs: going through the doors
Admiral Sea Legs: double doors
Admiral Sea Legs: local nes area
Admiral Sea Legs: oh look this will be great
Erick Reloaded: do you suppose it's going to grab it?
Admiral Sea Legs: what?
Erick Reloaded: you know who I am
Admiral Sea Legs: wait a minute you jsut wanted to put on that hat, anything with the rabbit
Admiral Sea Legs: nicely done, looks like he did it, looks like her wasted a minute of our time
Erick Reloaded: then send it to Lok
Erick Reloaded: he knows
Admiral Sea Legs: im facisnated by celebrites
Admiral Sea Legs: all 3 hey-oh!

[Matt Harty]

BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

[Matt Harty]

MISTER HILARIOUS

[Big McLargehuge]

LAME

[GADZOOKS]

i didnt ask for a chin job, biggy, you have no reason to be here.

[Sam]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK. ;)

[Esuohlim]

WE COULD BE SLEEPING IN THE FLOWERS
WE COULD SLEEP ALL AFTERNOON
YOU'D DECLARE THAT YOU'RE AN ISLAND
I'LL DECLARE THAT I'M ONE TOO
THEN WE'D FLOAT OUT TO THE HARBOR
WITH JUST PIERS AND BOATS AROUND
YOU'D DECLARE THAT YOU ARE ENGLAND
I'LL DECLARE THAT I HAVE DROWNED

[Sam]

WTF MILHOUSE BACKWARDS. >:

I DEMAND YOU SING ANA NG.

AND NOT JUST THE CHORUS, THE WHOLE DAMN SONG >:

[Matt Harty]

CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT

[GADZOOKS]

I'll give you one what, two whos, and where.

[Matt Harty]

OK KELLYCHAOS :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

im not a girl, wtf

[Matt Harty]

ill raise you 2 wtfs

[GADZOOKS]

I see that and raise you 5 IMO.

[Matt Harty]

I CALL.

[GADZOOKS]

Pair of 7s :(

[Matt Harty]

I'M ALL ACES

[Matt Harty]

jk 2 pair bitch

[Matt Harty]

I plan on making 500 posts in this thread tonight if anybodys interested in pulling an all nighter with me.

My parents are in PA.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah OK but not until like 12:00 EDT (OR EST, WHAT TIME OF YEAR IS IT :(). I'll be there then.

[GADZOOKS]

That sounds very creamy.

[Esuohlim]

THIS ONE'S FOR SAM

MAKE A HOLE WITH A GUN PERPENDICULAR
TO THE NAME OF THIS TOWN IN A DESKTOP GLOBE
EXIT WOUND IN A FOREIGN NATION
SHOWING THE HOME OF THE ONE THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR

MY APARTMENT LOOKS UPSIDE DOWN FROM THERE
WATER SPIRALS THE WRONG WAY OUT THE SINK
AND HER VOICE IS A BACKWARDS RECORD
IT'S LIKE A WHIRLPOOL AND IT NEVER ENDS

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ALL ALONE AT THE '64 WORLD'S FAIR
80 DOLLS YELLING "SMALL GIRL AFTER ALL"
WHO WAS AT THE DUPONT PAVILION?
WHY WAS THE BENCH STILL WARM? WHO HAD BEEN THERE?

OR THE TIME WHEN THE STORM TANGLED UP THE WIRE
TO THE HORN ON THE POLE AT THE BUS DEPOT
AND IN THE BACK OF THE EDGE OF HEARING
THESE ARE THE WORDS THE VOICE WAS REPEATING

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

WHEN I WAS DRIVING ONCE I SAW THIS PAINTED ON A BRIDGE:
"I DON'T WANT THE WORLD, I JUST WANT YOUR HALF"

THEY DON'T NEED ME HERE, AND I KNOW YOU'RE THERE
WHERE THE WORLD GOES BY LIKE THE HUMID AIR
AND IT STICKS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
EVERYTHING STICKS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
EVERYTHING STICKS UNTIL IT GOES AWAY
AND THE TRUTH IS, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

[ArrowX]

holy Caps Lock Milhouse! :eek

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.thedailybull.ca/pics/124-1.jpg

WHAT IS LOVE?

BABY DONT HURT ME
DONT HURT ME
NO MORE

[Matt Harty]

Yeah OK but not until like 12:00 EDT (OR EST, WHAT TIME OF YEAR IS IT :(). I'll be there then.


I dunno wtf that means but ill be up all night. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

ARE YOU FROM AMERICA MATT?

[GADZOOKS]

im from the north version, the south version is outdated.

[Esuohlim]

HEY NO PROB I GOT A LOT OF A&W ROOT BEER AND ICE CREAM I'M GOING TO MAKE ROOT BEER FLOATS I MEAN SHIT I'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT TOO

[Matt Harty]

LOL FUCK YOU IM BEING SERIOUS :(

[Matt Harty]

I THINK IM FROM AMERICA IT'S 9:36 PM HERE :O

[Matt Harty]

whens alicia gonna call :(

[GADZOOKS]

you be drop dead asleep by 2 harty

[Matt Harty]

I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT BET.

[Matt Harty]

who else is watchin the daily show :o

[ArrowX]

I 'm watching you through your window. :eek

[Esuohlim]

I was watching Seinfeld instead. It was funny. :(

ALSO IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT WHERE ARE YOU MATT HARTY? :(

[Esuohlim]

IF MATT DOESN'T GET HERE SOON HE WON'T GET THE NICKNAME "PARTY HARTY" :(