I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/VelvetEvoker.png

:rolleyes @ pagebrak counting.

[Pub Lover]

I was talking to my ex-girlfriend's mom today (who works at a safeway as a cashier) and on the day before xmas both Andy Dick and George Takei were in her line :0

George Takei is A list you queerhating, pertbutted bigot. >:

[Kitsa]

It could have been food poisoning. Only, with a couple of exceptions, the bf has eaten the same stuff the past few days and hasn't been sick at all.

We did eat at a Mexican place that got in trouble for food poisoning before, but that was an isolated incident (sick worker didn't wash hands) and the place has been very clean ever since.

Dunno ...?

[Pub Lover]

Has your beefcake husband got a better immune system than you?

You're always playing yours down, Honey. So it could be that he can tolerate more fecal matter in his food.

[Tadao]

If only we had a medical forum.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I gotta think you are a made up character. If you want anyone to take you seriously as a real person here, your gonna have to hold a sign saying "Stop Stalking Me Pub!" Wearing that same shirt.

I really hate that most forums now make it so you need to sign in to see poster profiles.

She posts at SA. Do we still hate them? They don't know who we are, so hating them is a bit silly.

Willie is the new mod and Chojin has retired. Willie, do you hate Something Awful?

The sign is "I'm a Sexy Lady & I love Jixby Phillips." And you know that, Tadao.

Stop making me cry. >:

[Fathom Zero]

CAT FORUM :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Don't worry, Fathom. Mod MetalMilitia will move this convo there as soon as he gets on.

Won't you, Steve?

[Tadao]

She posts at SA. Do we still hate them? They don't know who we are, so hating them is a bit silly.

All the more reason to change the sign for this young lady.

[Fathom Zero]

Don't worry, Fathom. Mod MetalMilitia will move this convo there as soon as he gets on.

Won't you, Steve?

It's Stephanie.

[Kitsa]

He does have a better immune system than me, because I had the shit radiated out of me as a kid and radiation does that to you. So it could be.

I don't know. I ate oreos and milk. I'm fine now.

[Pub Lover]

I hope he gives you hugs and I hope you likes hugs. Hug you people, and maybe think of people that don't get or like hugs as you're doing it. :(

[Kitsa]

So how much have you had to drink tonight? :/

[Tadao]

I hope he gives you hugs and I hope you likes hugs. Hug you people, and maybe think of people that don't get or like hugs as you're doing it. :(

That is beautiful, next time I get a hug I'm gonna think of paralyzed people who can't hug each other and be thankful, even if it is just my dog :tear

[Pub Lover]

I hate hugs. Even when it's people I want to touch, the idea of them touching me makes me need to take a shower. Yay 4 Crazy.

BTW, that is what I'm doing this year. Not hiding my crazy in '09.
So how much have you had to drink tonight? :/

So far I have had a nice glass of mango malibu. I have not had this before. I dunno, maybe I prefer the regular coconut.

Also, ten bottles of beer. They are only small 330ml though. I have no interest in calculating the conversion on that size right now.

Don't you like hugs, Kitsa? Everyone needs hugs.

[Fathom Zero]

I think I'm gonna take another shower now.

[Fathom Zero]

THIS

[Fathom Zero]

THIS IS UNCLE AL, THE KIDDIES' PAL! HELLO LITTLE FRIENDS, HELLO!

[Fathom Zero]

AGH

[Tadao]

Go touch you nephew in the shower.

[Kitsa]

Coconut liquor makes me want to throw up even more.

I'm not big on being touched. OCD thing...no touchee.

I think I might go to bed now and sleep off whatever this was. My stomach hurts.

[Pub Lover]

Nephews never clean all the dirt off if left to do it themselves.
Coconut liquor makes me want to throw up even more.
It depends how much of a girl I feel like being.
I'm not big on being touched. OCD thing...no touchee.
That is a shame. At least you're not so bad as to avoid fucking due it's grossness.

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(lets drink until our hearts stop)
Hey now, I don't just hold signs for nothin'.
What do you want in return?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/doopa.jpg

:love

[Pub Lover]

Is this where I gay up the thread?

>:

I am so mad at you right now. :(

Murder mad, my friend. ;)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/doopa.jpg

[Tadao]

I've got the best timing :sadclownface

[Tadao]

You could say that I took a bullet for my ****** Pac-Man.

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, I'll murder you with my frustrated boner, Tadao.

It's whittled to a razor point.

[Tadao]

Vodka hurts when it comes out your nose. >:

[Pub Lover]

Vodka coming out of my nose means I would have vodka to drink.

As it is I only have Whisky and Rum, and what am I meant to do with that shit?

[Kitsa]

I feel a little bit better today but it still feels like my stomach is filled with cement :(

[WhiteRat]

New Year's Eve was your standard get drunk and smoke a shit ton of cigarettes. Things were pretty tame until I found a mountain back with a bent rim and flat tire laying in the street. I rode that shit home for over a mile. I love my new bike.

[Fathom Zero]

Drunk bikes. :lol

[Kitsa]

That's now tied for first in "things I wish I could have seen". Well, let's call it a close second. First is the show where Iggy Pop was so high he thought Elton John in a bear suit was a real bear coming after him.

[Fathom Zero]

Days of speed and slow time Mondays -
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday -
Watching the news and not eating your tea -
A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls -

That's Entertainment.

[Big McLargehuge]

George Takei is A list you queerhating, pertbutted bigot. >:

i have seen his house, he lives by one of my old high school friends, trust me it's not the house of an a-list celebrity.

also, is pertbutted a compliment? i wouldn't call my ass pert >:

[Big McLargehuge]

actually maybe it is pert


1. Trim and stylish in appearance; jaunty: a pert hat.
2. High-spirited; vivacious.
3. Impudently bold; saucy

[Big McLargehuge]

George Takei is A list you queerhating, vivaciousbutted bigot. >:

>:

[Big McLargehuge]

George Takei is A list you queerhating, saucybutted bigot. >:
:eek

[Big McLargehuge]

George Takei is A list you queerhating, high-spiritedbutted bigot. >:
:(

[Big McLargehuge]

George Takei is A list you queerhating, jauntybutted bigot. >:
>:

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.last.fm/music/DJ+Topcat/_/Hey+MIMS-83bpm+%28master%29 (http://www.last.fm/music/DJ+Topcat/_/Hey+MIMS-83bpm+%28master%29)

[Tadao]

I know my new avatar pic is old, but I looooovvvvveeeee this little bun bun.

[WhiteRat]

What a lazy day. I've been watching the Twilight Zone marathon on Sci-Fi for 5 hours now today, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

[Fathom Zero]

Today has been so depressing, I've been very near to considering murder.

[Kitsa]

I ran out of energy again and napped most of the afternoon.

Only it was shitty napping because it was really cold and all the blankets were in the wash. I had to sleep under an inefficiently small throw :(

Woe is me.

[Tadao]

What, you didn't get a snuggy?

[Kitsa]

Nope, just a Tiddy Bear.

LOL, I actually like the Tiddy Bear, it (somewhat) does what it promises, only the back part that fastens over the seatbelt is hard and if that hits you on the chin it's annoying.

But the funniest part was that it came with a little ad tucked in the snapping part, and when I unfolded it, it was totally ghetto...xeroxed, and you could see where they'd whited out something on the bottom! WTG Tiddy Bear!

[Shyandquietguy]

I am a man, an only man and by that I mean I do things solo, so Tadao, you think you're gonna survive me well let me tell you this brother I'm a walking ton of man and the only one who is gonna beat me is me, so tell me this, are you ready to go mano e mano with me once I return? Or are you gonna tell me that you wouldn't touch the ring just because you had your fill with Tuku Tiki? Well let me tell you, Tuku Tiki is a small man in comparison with me, the champ, and if you had your fill with Tuku Tiki then you better be scared cause I'm calling you out for a no holds bar match, one round, sudden death and the only person you can bring is the one who'll help you into the ambulance. Oh yeah!

[Pub Lover]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/sirtadao.jpg

[Kitsa]

I feel like I'm getting slightly better at photoshop. This place is helping me improve! :D

[WhiteRat]

I watched over 8 straight hours of the Twilight Zone yesterday. I don't know if I should feel proud of ashamed at myself.

[Kitsa]

DAMMIT where did the "work from home" thread go?!?!? I had a "neo rich" picture all ready :(

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/neorich.jpg

:cries

[Tadao]

I am a man, an only man and by that I mean I do things solo, so Tadao, you think you're gonna survive me well let me tell you this brother I'm a walking ton of man and the only one who is gonna beat me is me, so tell me this, are you ready to go mano e mano with me once I return? Or are you gonna tell me that you wouldn't touch the ring just because you had your fill with Tuku Tiki? Well let me tell you, Tuku Tiki is a small man in comparison with me, the champ, and if you had your fill with Tuku Tiki then you better be scared cause I'm calling you out for a no holds bar match, one round, sudden death and the only person you can bring is the one who'll help you into the ambulance. Oh yeah!

Saying my name only makes me more powerful.

[Tadao]

There is no way possible that I could scare off a one armed SA girl. Kitsa... What did you tell her >:

[Kitsa]

Saying my name only makes me more powerful.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaobeetlejuice.jpg

[Kitsa]

It's your own damn fault for taking a versatile picture, Tadao.

[Tadao]

Here's to never ever being serious!

http://www.heavywoollencamra.org.uk/drinking_man.gif

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't know Jim Thirlwell contributed to The The's Soul Mining album.

Says he was credited with "sticks and tins."

[Misdemonar]

YOU GUYS ARE A CANCER

[Tadao]

I HOPE YOU CATCH IT!

[Kitsa]

HELLO I AM DANG (http://www.flickr.com/photos/30969389@N03/)


YES YES YES

[Tadao]

You make a beautiful transvestite!

[Pub Lover]

I want to be banned.

I am also new.

Hi, I am new.

This is my thread.

In this thread I tell you all that I am new, as I say Hi.

Hi, I'm new. Thread.
This post is out of context in the new people thread. :(
No, she stole my heart :tearDammit, beat me to it.
Oh shit, I wanted to make the same joke as Lord Sap. Kill me now, oh Lord! :x

[Pub Lover]

I have the hugest crush on Zooey Deschanel.
<3
And why doesn't everyone? >:



I watched Ghost in the Shell the otherday, and the Major's eyes are different to the ones in the series. And as live action anime movies are all the rage, I would like to see Zooey in the role. :x

[Tadao]

One day I want to go to this.

http://www.24timepass.com/blogs/harbin-international-ice-and-snow-sculpture-festival-2009.htm

[Tadao]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-drunk-dialing-you.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6420/medium3131886684a407891sw2.jpg

Female Tadao.

[Tadao]

Rarw!

[WhiteRat]

That whole series of pics of that hag is hilarious. Saw the thread on BodyBuilding.com a few weeks ago.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Boooooooooooorrrrrrreeeeeeedddddd

[Tadao]

Yeah, and her myspace page too and all the girls trying to give her make up tips. I saw it a few months back I think. I believe the guy who showed it to me found it at a body building site too.

[Kitsa]

I may not have a bikini body, but at least I have the good grace to realize it.

I don't know what makes people put photos like that online :/

[Fathom Zero]

I think part of it is the "sexy" eye play she's trying to pull.

It just makes her look drunk or that she has a lazy eye.

[Pub Lover]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaobeetlejuice.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Eric. :)

Don't ever come back, k? :(

[Fathom Zero]

It ain't his birthday, not for a few hours yet.

[Pub Lover]

I am wishing him a good birthday before it becomes apparent to all that it can't possibly be, Stupid. Also, fuck your slow ass timezone.

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/recon83/3833.jpg

[Tadao]

I'm wanking it to your picture Kitsa.

http://www.animalport.com/img/cute-animal-pictures/big-pic/Cute-Animal-31.jpg

[Kitsa]

That's fantastic, Tadao. I'll make a note of it.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaoingarage.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/wallpaper/oldshows/greatest-american/american-hero-symbol.jpg

[Kitsa]

The scary thing about that last one is that it -almost- looked right.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh jesus christ. I need to puke now.

[Aaarg]

What's worse than that is the fact that it looks better than the original.

[Kitsa]

I could have added the makeup, but Tadao is lovely enough without.

[Tadao]

It almost looks like you added a little stubble to our chest. EWWWWWWWWWW.

[Kitsa]

Nope, all I changed was the face.

I like how you and she are now one.

[Esuohlim]

I'M BACK

CONGRATULATIONS WILLIE SORRY SAM

[Aaarg]

TODAO A/s/l/ r u single?????? pm me babby :-*

[Fathom Zero]

I keep on searching for a way to your heart.

[Tadao]

It was stolen by a Mexican girl and I'm pretty sure it was used in a stew.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdlE9NzrtwE&feature=channel_page

[Kitsa]

Dammit I needed to find a really old Far Side for something and now I can't find it anywhere :(

[Tadao]

That is a big database to click through.

[Kitsa]

yeah. And the fact that it was shark related really narrows things down :(

[Tadao]

Well the good news is that it is an early one you are looking for. Since they published 1 comic for everyday of the week for many years, you should be able to find it in less than 3000 views.

[Kitsa]

yeah :(

[Tadao]

http://www.rabbit.org/graphics/fun/netbunnies/sungar-asa1.jpg

[MattJack]

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/934/remixtadao3gu2.gif

[DevilWearsPrada]

imockery.gif

[MattJack]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2838/remixtadao2mg3.gif

[MattJack]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/2867/remixtadao4qt4.gif

[Tadao]

:lol You've been playing with my nipples way to much.

[Kitsa]

:lol

[MattJack]

i couldn't help myself

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

I am frustrated. I was supposed to have some framed photos for an exhibit ready long before now. As a matter of fact, the people asked me a month ago today.

This is the third time the pictures have come back from the printer oversaturated. If I lived somewhere where there were lots of places that could do what I needed, it would be no problem, I'd just take them to someone else. However, there are few places.

I tried to photoshop down the blue concentration a bit to outsmart them, but now they're just coming back generally light and unusable.

They say it's my files, but as I've had them printed in photo labs on photo paper without this problem, I'm a little skeptical of that.

[RaNkeri]

:lol :rolleyes

[Tadao]

You can try other places. All they would need is the file (via email perhaps) and they can mail you the results.

[Kitsa]

That takes a long time though. The whole reason I went locally was because of a quick turnaround.

Also...
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/manilowaiken.jpg


just sayin.

[Dixie]

MY ASS IS EXPLODING!

Funyuns are not good hangover food.
A hard lesson learned.

[Tadao]

Funyuns are not good food at all. I'd rather smell your dirty butt then your breath :x

[Kitsa]

Funyuns remind me of my ex. Also the smell of wet sunflower seed shells. Both nasty.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think I'd rather eat Andy Cap fries and I'm not a fan of those whatsoever.

My friend ordered me Johnny Dangerously for Christmas and it's almost here, can't wait.

[Tadao]

Haha, the sex ed film was my favorite part.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've only seen the first half of it so far. Is it in the beginning? I need to go get Hudson Hawk too on wednesday.

[Tadao]

I think it is somewhere in the middle.

[Tadao]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukOaQLKjLyE

[Tadao]

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

[Tadao]

If you google bunny army, you get porn :D

[pac-man]

Artsy porn at that... :\

[MetalMilitia]

My USB powered heated mittens arrived today. They work surprisingly well actually, though they could use some kind of rubberised area on the mouse hand palm.

http://www.usbgeek.com/prod_img/usbheatinggloves3.jpg

[Tadao]

Those sound cool! I mean warm!

http://www.bellasrelics.com/monty_python-rabbit2.jpg

[RaNkeri]

So incase none of you bitches noticed, RaNkeri is back in town >:

[Tadao]

Sup Finland?

[Tadao]

Hows Bjork? I hear she is trying to single handedly save Iceland's nature.

[Kitsa]

I see the grammarians are hard at work making banner ads again.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/aidiot.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Finally chose the song to base my next project on!

YAY!
I'll probably regret it, but there we go!

[Big McLargehuge]

mad libs :(
It was a Saturday night and you were deathly bored. Flipping through the channels you went from station to station, finding nothing amusing. All of your friends are either busy or out, so you decide to call The Riverside Rapist . Hey baby. What's up? You want a piece of me again? he asks once you say hello. Yeah. Come over. I'm bored and I want to experiment, you respond. You both agree to meet at your house and you get everything ready for your kinky time. You turn on the shower, and let the water turn steadily hot as you anticipate that soon your love and yourself will be doing God knows what in there. The doorbell rings and you slip downstairs to find A Giant Maneating Lizard . You fart as you lead him upstairs to the running water. There in the bathroom, you take off your skin and coax your opposite to do the same. He does so and you lead him into the shower. Though it's exploding , you push him against the wall and rub your dignity against him and smile. I'm feelin' kinda kinky. How about you? you tease. You leave him on the wall as you flay on the shower floor and let the hot, surging water hit your hope . You throw your head back and start Screaming with pain STOP RAPING ME . He stands there, watching you, getting harder and harder by the minute. You bring your head back up and motion him to come join you. He gets on his hands and knees and bends over you. He starts kissing your mother and you giggle with delight. His body rubs against yours and you spread your legs wide. With a little force, you push up your hips and the lips of your mother touch his chainsaw . He plunges it into you, and you get a brilliant sensation. He moves his lips to your neck, caressing it with his lips. His hate stick still in you and you let the hot water trickle over your body. His lips move away from your neck and he faces your Bleeding face and rotates his hips. THERE IS BLOOD EVERY WHERE he pushes each time. Plunging in and out, in and out, you throw your head back and HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!!!!! with pleasure. He keeps going until his juices are released in your body and you feel the sensation of your climax. He lays his head on your chest and breathes hard along with you. He looks up at you with The Color Of Death eyes and smiles. You know what? You ask. What? he replies. I bathe twice a day.

[Kitsa]

shit, big mclargehuge, you've cracked the spambot formula.

[Big McLargehuge]

i was looking at the first 20 pages and got nostalgic. to bad the all the top 20 mad libs at elibs.com are strictly avenues for pubescent girls to explore their fantasies

[Dixie]

RAPE

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/pope-child-inside.jpg

RAPE

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/1-11.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif

[Grislygus]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06CU6IV8I89YO/340x.jpg

[Grislygus]

And the child was never seen again

[Big McLargehuge]

i tried to do one about the pope but the only funny part was

you cummed all over him and he shoved his tounge into the screaming child and slurped it all up

[Big McLargehuge]

and these have to be made by 30 something pedophiles

[Grislygus]

Jonathan Clement: And that my goal... The thing I've been chasing after these last 6 or 7 is permanantly out of my reach.
SacksFromTheDead: having a job and exercising?

:lol

[Pub Lover]

I dunno if that chatlog convinces me more that I'm an aspie or that I should make sweet love to Johnny Clement. :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/darkvare/REI.png

Why do you love Rei? What about her do you love?

[Kitsa]

Who needs chat to augment this fabulousness?!?!

[Pub Lover]

I need positive reinforcement for everything I do. :(

[Kitsa]

I'll reinforce you if you can come up with some wacky college stories.

[Pub Lover]

I'd've'd needed to've gone to college for that. :(

[Kitsa]

I'd extend it to any school- there are fucking lunatic teachers in any school.

[Pub Lover]

I use alcohol to block any memory from before I was 24.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/tadaobeach.jpg

[Tadao]

I like how all of us are looking at you, except for he man over there.

[Kitsa]

I like how Pub uses page braks to show who he likes and who he doesn't.

[Tadao]

:lol at the name of the pic.

My fame is so minimal :tear

[Aaarg]

My sister gets drunk and her problem solving skills increase. For instance, last night the computer "wasn't working" and she wanted to play Mahjong. This is how she fixed it:
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/computor.jpg

[Tadao]

That's kinda hawt.

[Aaarg]

She's single!

[Tadao]

I didn't see any pics of her on your page >: I hope she has that hidden psycho look in her eyes. I'm attracted to that like shit on toilet paper.

[Aaarg]

I have a page? Is it the one with a bunch of pictures including the girl I broke up with in February? Sweet!

I don't think I have any pictures of my sister since I'm normal!

[Grislygus]

Quick question, guys. I'm doing a drawing of Tatty Bogle minding an illegal still, and I'm using the Pope as my primary inspiration for what the malevolent bastard looks like. You guys think that's Purgatory-level offense or a Green Ticket to the Booted-Straight-to-Hell-on-a-Chickengreased-Toboggan ride?

[Tadao]

I was making pope joke the day the last one died to my Catholic GF. I often look up into the sky and flip it off and yell fuck you God, I'm gonna kick your ass! when around religious friends. I think you'll only get a slap on the wrist.

[Tadao]

A&E apparently has a show on traffic cops. It's depressing. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/tadaobeach.jpg

Awesome

Quick question, guys. I'm doing a drawing of Tatty Bogle minding an illegal still, and I'm using the Pope as my primary inspiration for what the malevolent bastard looks like. You guys think that's Purgatory-level offense or a Green Ticket to the Booted-Straight-to-Hell-on-a-Chickengreased-Toboggan ride?

I think they got rid of Purgatory didn't they?

A&E apparently has a show on traffic cops. It's depressing. :(

Is that the one where they go around and boot peoples cars?

[Tadao]

Yeah, and hand out tickets to old ladies and nurses.

[Kitsa]

Do you ever watch the one about the really ugly repo people?

[Tadao]

I haven't seen that one really. I think I flipped past it once. It just smells too much of drama trying to be caught on film. I don't find it disturbing because they give grandmas a ticket. It's the fact that they are activly wait for shit to go down on film for great ratings.

[MattJack]

http://www.fragile-minds.com/bitchmapz/comics/000012.gif

:lol

:(

[Kitsa]

The repo show went for "high drama" yesterday, they had these two guys towing a BMW. One had to crap, so he's driving all crazy. And there's a cameraman in the car they're towing, and the driver goes around a corner too fast because he keeps yelling he needs to take a shit, and he ends up flipping and totaling the BMW.

He and the cameraman were both "fired". Whether they were actually fired or not, I don't know.

[Pub Lover]

I like how Pub uses page braks to show who he likes and who he doesn't.

Close, it's a montage of the people that have shown me their nipples.

Wanna be in the pic? PM me! :yum

[Tadao]

Since it is my beach party I need to inspect these nipples. Especially Hickmans.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I died my friends hair black last night. I accidently got a bunch of droplets of hair dye on my bathroom floor while applying it. I was wearing black socks so I figured I would just wipe them up with me socks and be done with it. Maybe mop the floor later to be sure. I took my socks off this morning and woke up with Black Feet.

[Shrubfest]

Hehhehheh.

Hehhehhehhehhehhehheh.

This really amuses me for some reason.

[Sam]

THAT IS NOW YOUR INDIAN NAME, BLACK FEET.

[Tadao]

I bet it wasn't dye at all. It was poo from buttsex.

[pac-man]

http://www.blackfeetnation.com/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's another amusing story that goes along with black feet but I'll wait till I get home to tell the rest.

[kahljorn]

I've never done good things. I've never done bad things. I've never did anything, out of the blue.

[Tadao]

I'm happy, hope you're happy too.

[Aaarg]

what is this a bunch of david fucking bowies

[Kitsa]

This is what came up when I googled "David fucking Bowie":

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/davidfuckingbowie.jpg

[Aaarg]

fuckin labyrinth and shit

awesome.


I have an old (and massive) Casio keyboard for about a week.

[Tadao]

I haven't remembered a dream in a very long time. The last one was about 6 months ago. It almost never happens. I close my eyes and then I wake up having learned absolutely no lessons about the previous day.

[Dixie]

I can't sleep.
Somebody entertain me.

[Dixie]

I promise I'm not drunk nor under the influence of any other substance.

[Dixie]

Once again it's just you and me tonight, Neopets.

[Sam]

How has your pissing been going?

[Sam]

CiG it's just you, me, and your pee.

[Sam]

This is like a dream I had.

[Dixie]

Hahah
Good the Help Forum on Neopets was starting to piss me off.
And my peeing is going well, thank you Duirex for mixing it up with the blue tint!

[Dixie]

Fuck it really is just you and me.

[Sam]

:(

[Dixie]

2 is the lonliest number you will ever dooooooo

[Dixie]

2 can be as bad as 1
it's the lonliest number since the number 1

[Dixie]

Well the good thing is that Tadao guy isn't here. He'd totally ruin the boards right now.
He's such a jerk >:

[Dixie]

And that Rankeri dude.
He's all like "I'm so cool because I live in a place where the sun don't shine"
YEAH WELL SO DO CRABS!

[Dixie]

The worst is Kilgore.
That Puerto Rican motherfucker.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE TO CLAIM JLO HAS TALENT? HUH BUDDY?
I should be nice to him though, he buys CDs from us.
Hubcap stealing bastard.

[executioneer]

guys you wanna play monopoly

[Dixie]

It would probably be more productive than what I'm doing right now.

[Dixie]

Thimble or cannon?

[executioneer]

http://www.pogo.com/games/monopoly?pageSection=free_home_board official / temporary room 39

[executioneer]

http://www.mospaw.com/monopoly/pb-crutches2.gif
table 3, password toilets

[Dixie]

10-4 good buddy
On my way

[Dixie]

I seem to be having issues finding and joining it. Also when I can join a game, I can only see little empty blocks where text should be.
:(

[executioneer]

you may need to update your java :(

[Dixie]

I am so pissed. I FINALLY got in and my wireless cut out on me.

[Dixie]

brb

[Dixie]

updated, lets try this again

[Dixie]

DAMMIT
it's still all little blocks to me.

[Dixie]

Wanna play Scrabble?

[executioneer]

haha ok :( or literati maybe, then you won't have to deal with pogo's weird ass interface

[Dixie]

ok
I haven't tried literati!

[executioneer]

social lounge 8

[executioneer]

http://games.yahoo.com/play/lt&ss=1

[Dixie]

I'm totally there.

[Dixie]

GAWD MY COMPUTER SUCKS SOOOOO BAD

[executioneer]

scheisse :(

[Dixie]

Dammit.
Back to Neopets.

[Dixie]

I know you're reading this Tad you jerk.
Snuggling with your jerk dog.
>:

[Kitsa]

my boyfriend and I used to play scrabble like that, years ago.

[Grislygus]

HELLO WASS HAPENIN COOL CATS

[Grislygus]

Holy shit I'm alone. :(

I can do whatever the hell I want to this thread right now

[kahljorn]

yea right not with me here

[kahljorn]

if you thought the law was absent you were absent of thinkin, boy

[Grislygus]

I KIN DO WHATEVER I WANT

[kahljorn]

you, noble savage

[Grislygus]

I HEARBYE COMMENSURATE THIS CAVE WITH PRIMITIVE MARKINGS OF MY CULTURE

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/THeHaunting.jpg

[Grislygus]

Shit, missed

[Tadao]

Those look like Grateful Dead ghosts.

[Grislygus]

WARNING

The following is a public service announcement. Dr. Jim-Bob Urkel, of the Milwaukee Associated Churches Association, among other high-ranking scientists, has composed a simulation of what it is like to "Be High". The heartrending, disjointed realism of the simulation is not for people of the age of thirty, or with known heart problems. This informal, in-you-face style of education has been judged by the five middle schoolers that made up the focus group to really "speak to kids".



What does MARIJUANA do to

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/MarijuanapartOne.jpgwhat does mary jane
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Maryjuhwanna.jpghttp://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Marijuanaparttwo.jpgRAPE AND BLACK PEOPLE IN YOUR SCHOOL, SELLING ANGEL DUST

[Grislygus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skoWq27KYeE&feature=related

[Grislygus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ5SwhtSZoU

[Tadao]

There was one called "So What" I think that Ministry sampled into thier song called "So What". I remember seeing MST3K do it and I was all HEY MAN I KNOW THAT VOICE! THEY USED THAT IN THEIR SONG!

[Big McLargehuge]

thank you youtube for delivering me from the hands of the devil. i stood on the precipice about to light an unholy joint and came here to i-mockery hoping to hear the urging voices "it's ok, it's harmless. It is safer than alcohol, don't be a pussy". oh how i struggled, the joint between my lips just looking for a reason to light it up. i came to this thread looking for a sign and lo' my savior GrislyGus left me one. THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY SOUL. i am going to go get drunk now :0

[Kitsa]

Either I have a sinus infection or there is some sort of living beast in there threatening to burst out, Alien-style. :(

[pac-man]

Or maybe your head is gonna splode Total Recall style.

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/totalrecall09.jpg

Post pics should that be the case.

[Tadao]

It's so sunny out today, but the fucking wind is dangerous.

[Fathom Zero]

THRILLSEEKERS,

KILL FOR THE LOVE OF KILLING.

[Tadao]

So What?

[Tadao]

http://cdn.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/medium/4/9780061673764.jpg

[Kitsa]

heh.

This Rod Blagojevich thing is just a bigger train wreck every day.

I always figured it would be near-impossible to find an Illinois politician who wasn't corrupt somehow. It's just the way politics work in that state. I hated living in Chicago. :(

[pac-man]

Yeah, well, the dude isn't just corrupt, he's an idiot.

[Kitsa]

with shifty little eyes.

[Tadao]

Rob is great. That guys used to only exist in my imagination, and to see it played out exactly as I imagine a character like him would do it is like watching a well done book to movie. He's like some late 70's actor.

[pac-man]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/m240n/blagojevichrodjpg_20080425_08_52_23.jpg

Shoulda found a better 'stache, but yeah, I can see late 70's actor in there.

[Kitsa]

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/really-gov-blagojevich/881482/

[Tadao]

I think it's because he has that "I'm good looking and a guy" attitude. Not so much the money attitude of the 80's. I bet he points at ladies and winks.

[pac-man]

Really!?

[pac-man]

I bet he points at ladies and winks.


:lol

[Tadao]

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/really-gov-blagojevich/881482/

I always hated Mad TV's "literally" sketch.