I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[kahljorn]

THERES NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD

[Rongi]

What

Sam I have known you since I was 13

Your fucking name on facebook is sam >:

[Sam]

EVERYONE CAN SUCK IT.

I'VE KNOWN YOU ALL SINCE YOU WERE CHILDREN, YOU WILL SHOW THE SOME GODDAMN RESPECT.

[Sam]

ALSO I'M NOT EVEN YOUR FRIEND ON THE FACEBOOKS, RONGLES.

[ThrashO]

hey guys are we adding eachother on fb i could use some friends

[kahljorn]

thIS ISNT ABOUT YOU THRASH O

THIS IS ABOut SAMAEL the BETRAYER GETTINg FREECHESEBURGERS WITH HIS NONfAKENAME

[ThrashO]

hey if you guys just wanna be my friend ill make some cheeseburgers for anyone

[Zomboid]

Sam and I were friends on Facebook. Burbank and I still are. I think that's about as far as that goes.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, I'm friends with quite a few of you sad internet nerds

There's a couple people out there on Facebook who have about 15 mutual I-Mock friends and I have no fucking clue who they are (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, BRAK PROFILE PICTURE AND INITIALS J.G.)

And then there's people like Tadao who use fake names and that's just creepy

[Sam]

MILHOUSE, THAT'S CiG

[ThrashO]

sam whats your real name

and address

[Sam]

Dylan Alford

[ThrashO]

oh cool me too

[Esuohlim]

MILHOUSE, THAT'S CiG

WHY DOES SHE HATE ME SO

[Sam]

WHY DOES SHE HATE ME SO

NO SHE LOVES YOU

[Grislygus]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BLEED ON THEM? AND THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG?

:lol

[Zhukov]

EDIT: this now makes no sense since it was a page too late.

EDIT: I guess if I want to stay on topic I should point out I don't really want any of you as facebook friends, since I would be worried of you seeing how lame my life is.

[Fathom Zero]

FUCK YOU, SAM

FUCK YOU SO HARD

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol + spit coffee all over the place.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also, don't give your fb info to thrasho, he'll just pretend to add you after you give him your name and not really want to be your friend :(

[Zomboid]

Do you really want to be liked so badly that Thrasho's friendship is important to you?

[Fathom Zero]

I intended on blocking the next person that showed up, just to be sure.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thrasho is an important member of this community Zomboid. How could you not know that. He's like the American version of you.

[Fathom Zero]

That's the most underhanded thing I've ever seen.

[Zomboid]

It's like Bill's lost his mind and his respect for punctuation!

...and his house, and his baby's mama, and his TV (probably).

[Grislygus]

FIGHT

[Zomboid]

And his hair.

[Zomboid]

Just kidding, boobala.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Good news, I might be getting my hair back.

Seriously though I am keeping the only thing that really matters to me.

Not being canadian. No one can ever take that from me.

[Esuohlim]

Don't worry Fathom I'm sure Thrasho will have very insightful things to post on your wall like "i just pooped a little" or "dont you hate it when you pee right after you cum and then sometimes there's two piss streams for a few seconds and the second piss stream gets on the floor wut wut wut wut"

[Fathom Zero]

yeah, I'll be inundated with his teen wisdom

I can't possibly wait.

[Fathom Zero]

"man, if you stay up for like five days and don't sleep at all, it feels like you're high"

[Kitsa]

EDIT: this now makes no sense since it was a page too late.

EDIT: I guess if I want to stay on topic I should point out I don't really want any of you as facebook friends, since I would be worried of you seeing how lame my life is.

Well, fuck you in the ear too, buddy >:

[Kitsa]

So today I was in a drugstore and I guess they had a Santa scheduled to appear. By the time I showed up he was 45 minutes late and there was this line of toddlers wrapped around the store. He never showed, so they made an announcement saying Santa wasn't coming. So this store full of toddlers all started crying at once.

I wonder what happened to Santa.

[Fathom Zero]

santa died

[Zhukov]

Well, fuck you in the ear too, buddy >:

I just don't want to ruin this bad-arse internet persona I've possibly developed, by letting people know that the only thing I get posted on my wall is friends wanting to know if everything's ok.

[Colonel Flagg]

So today I was in a drugstore and I guess they had a Santa scheduled to appear. By the time I showed up he was 45 minutes late and there was this line of toddlers wrapped around the store. He never showed, so they made an announcement saying Santa wasn't coming. So this store full of toddlers all started crying at once.

What a great idea - let's announce that Santa isn't coming to a room full of little kids. How about we also announce that Christmas is cancelled!

Human nature never ceases to amaze me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I dvr'd santa with muscles which is an 80's christmas movie starring hulk hogan

[ThrashO]

Santa's Slay starring Goldberg is much better I'm sure.

[Colonel Flagg]

"The Night the Reindeer Died" starring Lee Majors is a festive holiday classic.

[dextire]

Man I wish that was a real movie. :(

Thanks for the tip, 10k. I'll have to see if I can track this thing down.
http://www.gq.com/images/entertainment/2009/12/worst-holiday-movies/santa-with-muscles.jpg

[Esuohlim]

HULK HOGAN MOVIE NIGHT

http://haal9000.com/dvd2002-3/coming/mr_nanny.jpg

[Sam]

SUBURBAN COMMANDO

THATMOVIEFUCKYOUGUYS

[Esuohlim]

CROCODILE DUNDEE WITH PAUL "HULK" HOGAN

[Sam]

THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE HE PLAYED HIMSELF AND FOUGHT THE DEMOLITION MAN.

[Fathom Zero]

THE DEMOLITION MAN

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/5393/03548.jpg

[Kitsa]

No Holds Barred, fuck all of you.

Yesterday I made the mistake of going in a dollar store. It was there and I needed some of the little trash bags they sell that I like and I forgot all about Christmas. So I go in and the line for the checkouts stretches all the way down the middle aisle of the store to the back door.

It was shorter by the time I found the trashbags and got up there but I still got to look at the teenage kid in front of me with his scented candle and air horn for quite a while. And all I could think of was AIR HORN because of this place, so fuck you guys twice.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Santas slay was bad but santa with muscles was worse.

[Fathom Zero]

http://samepicofdavecoulier.tumblr.com/

[Esuohlim]

BOOKMARKED, ALONG WITH THE BIG BEN TWITTER

I woke up at 4pm today >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You missed 4 hours of housewife drinking.

[Dr. Boogie]

Santas slay was bad but santa with muscles was worse.

Santa's Slay was badass. God, why didn't I get that for GrisleyGus?

[dextire]

Had an awesome birthday. :)

I even got a Halloween item as one of my presents.
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/candy-cane-halloween.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Dextire!!!!!!!

:)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Santa's Slay was badass. God, why didn't I get that for GrisleyGus?

He ended up spearing someone toward the end of the movie didn't he?

[kahljorn]

man i could've totally cheated on my final today cause he accidently put the answers on the back :(

but i gave it up! and i know i missed like 2 ;( fick i feel stupid

[Rongi]

where do you go to school?

i took a final today that i did not really study for and i handed in a 9 page paper about stuff that i finished like 3 hours before it was due

i need to stop being a stupid idiot

[Rongi]

i got a B+ in biology

i could have gotten an A or an A- if I wasn't so lazy :(

[ThrashO]

dont be so hard on yourselves guys

[Esuohlim]

ALL THAT EFFORT WILL BE FOR A PIECE OF PAPER AND IT'S TOO THICK TO MAKE A GOOD PAPER AIRPLANE OUT OF IT

[Esuohlim]

THAT ADVICE WILL COST YOU 2 BUTTFUCKING DOLLARS

[Rongi]

i realized something today, walking from a gas station after getting cigarettes

before i came to this school i was a punk rock dude who didn't smoke weed and was probably libertarian

now i trip on mushrooms, listen to phish and write earnest papers about how capitalism ruins the world

what have i become

i hate myself

[Esuohlim]

If it makes you feel any better, I listen to Phish without the aid of drugs, and that is way worse my friend

[Fathom Zero]

I've become the opposite. More and more, I am convinced that the world is going to shit. I have the misfortune to know my peers are the country's future.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

But now the future currency of the country is buttfucking. That makes me the monopoly man.

[Fathom Zero]

You should put that shit on a t-shirt.

[Dr. Boogie]

He ended up spearing someone toward the end of the movie didn't he?

Right in the middle, when he's hitting his stride.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/santas-slay/sslay71.gif

And after the credits, he looks into the camera and says, "who's next?"

[Babs]

Is there perhaps a jackhammer scene?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Jesus it was dead here today

[Dimnos]

Is Milhouse the only one with a christmas avatar this year? Are we all humbugging it?

[dextire]

Nope. :xmas3

[Rongi]

there

[Aaarg]

yesterday it dawned on me that i'm trying and trying and trying and failing to land a job that will leave me completely unfulfilled and only serve to make the world a worse place, and i don't know what i can do about it.

and then i took a depressing walk on a shitty paved trail and i'd stop to watch squirrels because that cheers me up a bit and then i'd zone out doing so and somebody would zip by on a bike and scare the squirrels away and i'd be back in suicide-ville.

[Aaarg]

also i graded some tests for my girlfriend and the highest score in the class was 73. two kids got it. they sit next to each other and are dating. the second highest score was a 66.

how the fuck do you leave multiple choice questions blank? fuck. put a goddamn letter. make it one of those "this could be a lower-case d or it could be a lower-case a" or "this could be a D or it could be a sloppy B or it even might be a sloppy A" deals hoping for the best, you moron. you have a 25% chance to get it right, and you're going to just go with 0? enjoy your 16.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You need to get a job where they pay you at least 15 buttfucking dollars per hour.

[Dimnos]

You are a glass half empty kind ig guy huh?

[Aaarg]

it really depends. currently, i'm ready to drown in an icy river. winter depression hooray!

You need to get a job where they pay you at least 15 buttfucking dollars per hour.

what's that in usd?????

[Esuohlim]

The exchange rate for a buttfucking dollar is $1 USD while getting buttfucked

[Aaarg]

hmmmm i don't really like getting buttfucked can i just get all of my earnings in the swedish skullfucking kronor?????

[Colonel Flagg]

Or Swiss Felching Francs?

[ThrashO]

Currently 1 BFD is equal to 3.7 German Hotcarl Marcs

[executioneer]

i was under the impression that germany had converted to the dirty sanchez euro

[Esuohlim]

ZUGS FOR ALL

[Esuohlim]

A zug is worth 5 rusty trombone colóns

[Fathom Zero]

the buttsex monopoly man still makes me laugh

esuohlim, have you finished playing Morrowind yet or are you still putting up with its stupid?

[Esuohlim]

My laptop was too laggy to play it. Right now I'm still slogging through Mother 3 like Kitsa slogging through episode after episode of Dexter.

[Kitsa]

from you I'll take that as a grudging kind of irritated and then apathetic compliment

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Buttsex for all

:makeitrainwithbuttsexdollars

[Colonel Flagg]

Where's the airhorn, 10K? >:

[elx]

usps/ups both claim that they do not have my package, and each are blaming the other and denying responsibility for it's disappearance. the result is now that I have two completely contradictory tracking statements, three days since the last update, and it was supposed to be here last week.

the amusing part of this story is that I only ordered this package to temporarily satiate my desire for a pet tortoise.. and I came REALLY close to ordering that almost-hatching egyptian tortoise egg online. boy am I now glad they lost a book and not a living $250 dinosaur egg.

[elx]

(it would have also been my best friend for the next 60 years, so I would have cried for weeks if it got crushed to death en route :( )

[Colonel Flagg]

Your avatar is a constant reminder of how much I miss Carl Sagan. :(

[elx]

dont you miss me too!?

[Colonel Flagg]

Always! ;)

[Aaarg]

speaking of new york scientists the other night i watched that richard feynman biopic with matthew "i murdered two irish women and got off scot-free" broderick and even though i've never read any of his books or watched anything about him i recognized the first scene in the movie from an anecdote about him asking his father the name of a bird and that's pretty sad.

[Aaarg]

OH mother 3 i can't remember the currency in that game... is it dp-dp?

[Esuohlim]

New achewood comic today :eek I know this 'cause I'm buds with Onstad on fb :hat

[Esuohlim]

(it would have also been my best friend for the next 60 years, so I would have cried for weeks if it got crushed to death en route :( )

GIRLS LOVE TURTLES. I knew two girls in college with pet turtles, and one of them skipped class for a week out of depression when she accidentally killed hers. How do you accidentally kill a turtle? >:

[Colonel Flagg]

Run over it with a forklift?

[Colonel Flagg]

speaking of new york scientists the other night i watched that richard feynman biopic [...] and even though i've never read any of his books or watched anything about him i recognized the first scene in the movie from an anecdote about him asking his father the name of a bird and that's pretty sad.

Why is this sad?

[Aaarg]

i don't even know i think i was going somewhere else with that but i'm damn stupid and forgot

but it seems like if you're going to make a movie about somebody's life you should do more research than the man's memoirs or whatever.

i don't know, don't pay attention to me, i'm awful in general.

[Guitar Woman]

I really wanted to find a tardis bong or something, but by some freak twist of fate, such a thing doesnt exist in a commercial capacity. How... :confused

That would have been pretty bitchin', but I definitely prefer this to a bong since I can carry it around with me and store it easily.

Did you know the little flap over the bowl blocks out the smell, too? :o

[kahljorn]

i just use a gravity bong :O

[executioneer]

i use an anti-gravity bong

[kahljorn]

:O

[Sam]

A GRAVY-DONG

[captain516]

If he was asian, he'd use a ching-chong bing bong

[kahljorn]

if he was asian, he'd have an anti-gravity dong

[Esuohlim]

An anti-gravity long duk dong

[Aaarg]

i must have clicked on the weed thread accidentally

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe she tried teaching it ninja stuff.

[Aaarg]

hm, maybe. i hadn't thought of it that way.

[Colonel Flagg]

If he was asian, he'd use a ching-chong bing bong

On an initial glance, I thought this said "Chitty Chitty Bang Bong".

http://parentpreviews.com/legacy-pics/chitty-chitty-bang-bang.jpg

[Aaarg]

"i made this one out of a dildo i found, i call it bong-a-long-a-ding-dong"

[ThrashO]

if it was a giant ape musical produced in china it'd be king-kong's-ching-chong-bing-bong-sing-a-long

[Esuohlim]

I've still got the pumpkin face pickleman. My hanukkah is ruined

[ThrashO]

buddy, hanukkah was ruined way before that

[Kitsa]

The chabad here is doing a Hanukkah Bowl on Christmas day.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak












http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Transylvania
Dracula (Adam Sandler), an owner of Hotel Transylvania in Romania, a five-star resort for the world's monsters,


Adam Sandler as Dracula, a Hotel Transylvania owner[5]
Andy Samberg as Jonathan, a 21 year-old regular guy[5]
Miley Cyrus as Mavis, Dracula's teenage daughter[3]
Kevin James as Frank/Frankenstein
>:

[Fathom Zero]

For fuck's sake.

[dextire]

At least the Dexter's Laboratory guy is directing it. He might be able to save it.

I thought it was live action at first though. :lol
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/118/1180632/sandler-kjames-INPYCL_1309894053.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I did, too. Okay, this could be alright.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Genndy could be the only good that comes out of that >:

[Esuohlim]

Man, FUCK Mobile Sprouts. PSI Magnet is bullshit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol what part are you at?

[Esuohlim]

I just got to Happy Happy Village, so I just finished what I think is the toughest part of the whole game with all the mobile sprouts and territorial oaks and robots that shoot you with beams that give you colds.

The other hardest part of the game is fighting your way through that one department store without Paula.

Goddamn I love this game :(

[Esuohlim]

Read through the Earthbound thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25514) and it'll make you wanna play it again too :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That probably is the hardest part of the game. I always felt like part was scaled to be okay with Ness and Paula but not just Ness by himself. The first time I played through the game Paula died and I didn't know you could revive her by staying at an inn. I had to beat that stupid mole with Ness only and a dead teddy bear. The stone revived Paula and made it easier again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The one reason I really want to play through it again, I never got the sword of kings. I feel like I have killed over 128 of the stonehedge starmen over different playthroughs.

Also cuz sam don't know bo bout no earthbound raps

I bash in the fourside door to the floor, Flip the switch and take a wild ride to moonside. Where yes means no and no means yes. Turned the city into a downtown bar and frankli(nbadge) I'm not impressed. Get ready for battle with my homerun bat. Line it up and score a critical SMAAAAAAAASSSSHHH attack. SEE MANI MANI. KILL MANI MANI. TAKE MANI MANI.

[Sam]

BITCH PLEASE. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

S'OW WE DO

[Fathom Zero]

wudoin bbys

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like the dead island logo with the tree is just the turtle beach logo with the tree plus a zombie.

that and working.

[Fathom Zero]

fck work

stop that shit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

stoppin at 6pm, then gotta go crimmus shoppin.

[ItalianStereotype]

Shy and I had a PONIES DATE yesterday, but I had to cut it short because I was so tired. We should do it again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Whams Mill Potion

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Install homo whimp >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

executioneer Mail Limb Bows

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That ass minion

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anal fold dry or fad rally don

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Resign those vinyls

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Black homy tit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A jag mans men

[Fathom Zero]

a twice baked kahl

What're we doing

[Colonel Flagg]

I know. ;)

[Fathom Zero]

Y'all ain't shit to me. >:

[Kitsa]

mockers ain't shit but hoes and tricks

[Ex Leper]

Meanwhile in Poughkeepie... (http://hudsonvalley.ynn.com/content/top_stories/567184/poughkeepsie-teacher-arrested-after-another-teacher-stabbed-with-screwdriver/)

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE POUGHKEEPSIE WE GOT?

[Esuohlim]

That ass minion

:lol :lol :lol

[ThrashO]

Black homy tit

im going to name my first born that

[Fathom Zero]

TAD PLEEZE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

[Esuohlim]

FATHOM ZERO

OR SHOULD I SAY

FATHER ZOOM? :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Y'all ain't shit to me. >:

whatever fad rally don

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

im going to name my first born that

SHAMAN RIM TOT OR MARATHON MIST

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Or mama horn tits

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Flagg: jabber boner stiff or barf jobbers feint

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anagrams for: kitsa G

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The permitted input length (maximum 35 letters) varies depending on the server load. Currently it's limited to 11 letters.

Please try again later or try a shorter input

:lol you shorted out the system.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A Guava Strike

[Fathom Zero]

FATHOM ZERO

OR SHOULD I SAY

FATHER ZOOM? :eek

that was just lazy

[executioneer]

that was just lazy
oz fear moth?

[Colonel Flagg]

TAD PLEEZE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

a data toad

[Esuohlim]

Meanwhile in Poughkeepie... (http://hudsonvalley.ynn.com/content/top_stories/567184/poughkeepsie-teacher-arrested-after-another-teacher-stabbed-with-screwdriver/)

For "Pele Rex" I made this whole Dinosaur Comic with Pele's head superimposed and it looked like SHIT so pretend I posted it

...

LOL!

[Fathom Zero]

You're all pathetic

[Esuohlim]

You and me, FZ, we're just a pair o' pathetic peripatetics

[Kitsa]

with priapism

[Fathom Zero]

MONSTERS ARE SUCH INTERESTING PPPEOPLE

[Aaarg]

i wore a salvador dali t-shirt and hiking boots to a job interview and now i am no longer unemployed

the t-shirt has the great masturbator on it

it was an undershirt

the boots were not underboots

[Aaarg]

however i am wearing underboots but i call those my "socks"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Was it for a musuem?

[Aaarg]

haha, i wish this place had a museum nearby. there's a science center in the bigger town nearby and i'm going to keep trying to get a job there - but at least now i'll be making more than $0/hr doing it.

fucking grocery store. again.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You need to start an open air musuem. I feel like you would be a good curator.

[Rongi]

fuck

[Colonel Flagg]

i wore a salvador dali t-shirt and hiking boots to a job interview and now i am no longer unemployed.

See what happens when you wear appropriate clothing to the interview?

PROTIP - DRESS FOR SUCCESS!

[Tadao]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lupunfvS8j1qzcggro1_400.jpg

[Esuohlim]

who the hell are you

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Tadao]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmbs7ZBSp1qzcggro1_400.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

THE KID IS BACK

[Dimnos]

HOLY FUCK CHRISTMAS IS COMPLETE! Good to see you Tman. I was beginning to think you got shanked over an incident involving roofies or something.

[Colonel Flagg]

'sup T-DAWG?

[Esuohlim]

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND BEAT UP THAT DOG :(

[Tadao]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsksj5zFvM1qzcggro1_400.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

This is no good! :(

[Colonel Flagg]

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND BEAT UP THAT DOG

Maybe harsh, but that kitten TOTALLY DESERVED IT! >:

[Rongi]

tadao!

[Kitsa]

I started off the morning right, in the ER, getting stitched up after cutting open the top of my hand with my harpy (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&rlz=1C1CHKZ_enUS435US435&q=spyderco+harpy&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1680&bih=925&ion=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=4140948949149684584&sa=X&ei=1Jn0Tp3LEcjg0QG109WZAg&ved=0CE0Q8wIwAQ). Price paid for general badassery. To my credit, I've owned the thing over ten years without incident, and this time the knife slipped.

Welcome back, Tadao, I thought you were dead or henpecked away from the place.

[Tadao]

http://www.chiefmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cel35wftvnh369vupjmtlnj7o1_400.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

tadao you are bringing tears to my eyes with pictures of hurted aminals

[Esuohlim]

http://images.inmagine.com/img/lushpix/uny514/u17429305.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

NEMO!

[Tadao]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr9mac9DyD1qzcggro1_400.jpg

[captain516]

Animals I have had sex with

[executioneer]

is that why their limbs are broken

[kahljorn]

so its christmas eve and i didnt buy presents for anybody
:O

[Babs]

Tears of JOY! The rabbit is back with treats!

[Babs]

MERRY CHRISTMAS I-MOCKERY!!!!!!

[Esuohlim]

Happy halloween my friends

[Fathom Zero]

Kill minorities

[Babs]

Happy Kwazy Kwanza SevenForce

[Zhukov]

Christmas was rubbish as usual.

I didn't get anyone a single present, but managed to get a few things here and there, so that's a profit of sorts.

:xmas3

[Babs]

Christmas left me completely and utterly broke. The cherry on top is that half the gifts I got for others didn't even arrive here yet even though I ordered them weeks ago.

Yup, mine was up there with being rubbish as well.

[Fathom Zero]

Cookware and giftcards. Fuck yes.

[Babs]

Cutlery and a vacuum.

[Esuohlim]

Jeans and a calendar

[Zomboid]

I got...a lot of stuff. Some highlights: blu-ray player, Longclaw replica (Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones), Deadwood, Reboot, and Tales from the Crypt complete series.

[Esuohlim]

ZOMBOID MAKES ME JEALOUS EVERY YEAR :(

I wish I could get $1000+ worth of stuff I really truly want

[Sam]

I GOT MARIO KART 7 AND BOOZE.

[Ex Leper]

I finally got the pixel posters framed. I will take a picture when I hang them

[executioneer]

got a kitchenaid mixer, now i can get SERIOUS about makin cookies :eek :eek :eek

[Babs]

Can I have some... Please. Cookies?

[Zomboid]

ZOMBOID MAKES ME JEALOUS EVERY YEAR :(

I wish I could get $1000+ worth of stuff I really truly want

I also got some xbox games, braw! Do you have Modern Warfare 3?

[Zhukov]

Prrriiiiiccccckkkk.


I got a V neck cardigan (?) and a book about Chuck Norris jokes (?!).

When I was given the cardigan, my brother laughed at me and said "Haha, only douchebags wear those!", while sitting right next to my sister's boyfriend, who was wearing an identical piece of clothing.

Highlight of the day.

[Zomboid]

That's hilarious. See, you have funny memories while I only have material things.

[Fathom Zero]

I spat out my drink, Zomboid. ilu bby

[Zhukov]

That's hilarious. See, you have funny memories while I only have material things.

The true meaning of Christmas: material things.


Let's swap.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy fuck day

[Esuohlim]

Man, after I turned 18 it became all "fuck you son" and now all I get is clothes.

[Esuohlim]

If y'all like Christmas so much then why don't you just fuckin' Merry it?

seriously

[All Hail Duke]

a shirt, some candy, a cd of some band i've never heard of, new headphones, some markers and 11 canvases (some brushes too, but i can't use them)

still have to go to my cousins house when they get back in town, but i'll probably get a dvd of some shitty movie like last time

[Kitsa]

a picture book of things people have shoved up their butts, a phone upgrade, and a fancy new coffee press I'm a little afraid of.

[Babs]

32 degrees outside, 8 in the morning, only got 1 hour of sleep, and my dad is shitting himself to go fishing with me right now. Fuck fish.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If y'all like Christmas so much then why don't you just fuckin' Merry it?

seriously

Hoohohohihohoho

[ThrashO]

fishing is so goddamn boring :(

I can't believe there is a channel dedicated to the shit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I call that shit the nap channel

[Kitsa]

I remember before there was cable in dorm rooms at Michigan Tech (upper Michigan), that's pretty much all you saw.

On my ittybitty portable black and white tv. :(

I hated that place.

[Esuohlim]

I love how Aziz Ansari always has the WASPiest character names, like "Chet" or "Randy" or "Tom Haverford" or "Jimmy Norville"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I saw him open for Stella once, he was really unfunny. He had this one joke about ghostbusters 2 where he was all like "Ever notice how its the 2nd movie and on their car its the ecto 2 and the ghost has two fingers up??????? DO THEY KNOW THEY ARE IN THE SEQUEL?????????"

It was really hard for me to refrain from yelling at him that it was a 2nd car.....and if you make a 2nd one of something what is it possible they would name it.

[Fathom Zero]

I lost it when he did the what's the difference between Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, though.

[ThrashO]

I really don't like him to be honest. His stand up was shit. I think I remember like 20 minutes of it was him reading texts on his phone.

I liked him on Human Giant though. It was a sketch comedy show that used to come on after Wonder Showzen on MTV2.

krSLhhn_F1Q

[Esuohlim]

I liked him on Human Giant though. It was a sketch comedy show that used to come on after Wonder Showzen on MTV2.

You act like no one would know Human Giant unless you mentioned Wonder Showzen, when they're probably equally popular.

I think most of Ansari's appeal is the whole "Hey it turns out that I'm even whiter than my audience!" thing, but yeah I don't really like him much either outside of Human Giant. I definitely don't like Paul Scheer outside of Human Giant, that guy is a spaz. I've only seen a couple episodes of the League.

[ThrashO]

No one I know ever knows what I'm talking about when I mention those two shows >:

The League is apparently pretty good. Comes on after Always Sunny but I never stick around for it.

milhouse stop harassing me :tear

:hangman

[Chojin]

willie blocked me on fb for making inappropriate haikus about his little ponies

this is just a warning for the rest of you

a man must defend his yiff

[ThrashO]

fufuck ponies

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/herecomes.gif

[k0k0]

I'm back from the mental hospital after 25 days. It was a mental home christmas. Now I'm in a group home living with 7 others. Fun stuff, I'll probably post more about everything later.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm excited to hear about it.

[k0k0]

Lets just say that I enjoyed it too much for now. Was supposed to leave 10 days ago but 3 hot meals, 3 snacks, tons of groups to discuss shit and argue each day were too fun for me. They eventually pretty much kicked me out when they decided my medicines were all set up. I wanna be back in there.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm glad you're back koko. Paul scherer is awesome and so is the league.

:doubleguns

[Pentegarn]

willie blocked me on fb for making inappropriate haikus about his little ponies

this is just a warning for the rest of you

a man must defend his yiff

It was bad, and not because of the content, but because you don't know how to count to 5 then 7 then 5

[Chojin]

no he deleted the actual haiku

i was proud of it

[Rongi]

i deleted my fb today cuz i was like "man why do i have this this is dumb"

[Rongi]

i'll probably bring it back in 4-5 days but right now fb can eat a di*k

[Esuohlim]

Do people who hate facebook have terrible friends or something?

[Kitsa]

I have multiple accounts because friends and family don't mix. I also had more than a few people who decided that if I was friends with someone, that meant they were friends too, and they would just randomly comment on the shit of people they didn't even know. But mostly it's all the people I hated from high school who just remembered I existed and suddenly want an extra face on their friends list.

Facebook can be trouble.

[Pentegarn]

Some people think facebook is like pokemon where you have to catch em all

Those people suck

[Kitsa]

I had a young nephew who was finding friends of friends, through my account, and saying "BOOOOOOOOOOOO" on various pictures. I didn't even know the people.

[Chojin]

so i hear tell that i somehow chased willie off the internet with my shenanigans

but i didn't say anything i wouldn't have said to any other friend, to their face, and have them laugh about it

man up, yiffster