I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Dixie]

You would.

[Fathom Zero]

PARTY HEARTY?

[Pub Lover]

Matty Harty

[Fathom Zero]

:(

[ElPila666]

:hypno

[bigtimecow]

sup guys ;D

[bigtimecow]

i just wanted to tell you guys that this is the best thread ever and nothing will ever beat it

[bigtimecow]

Matty Harty

where is he? he always had great avatars :(

[Pub Lover]

I became too interested in his personal life & he got scared.
i just wanted to tell you guys that this is the best thread ever and nothing will ever beat it

Are you drunk?

[bigtimecow]

no i'm not you >:

[wobzire]

Drinking is awesome!

[HickMan]

you guys are fags

[Tadao]

sexy fags :wink

[HickMan]

please stfu

[HickMan]

no more mockwars so this is the place to be mean :mean

[wobzire]

I'm not a fag! I have a girlfriend and everything!

[Tadao]

please stfu

Take a memo Klinger

[JediScum]

I heard this place was taking applications for retarded, drunk assholes with with a 4 year degree in Faggot. Now, i've only really done community service work in GAY, But i'm eager to learn from you people.

[Pub Lover]

retarded...? :tear

[Fathom Zero]

I'm fluent in ASSHOLE

[Tadao]

I'm sure it rolls off your tongue.

[JediScum]

Yes, Pub... "Retarded" .... it's supposed to be a "nice" way of saying you clapp yer hands like a circus seal, howl at the moon, and believe ANYTHING on American TV.

I'm so lonely now that the race cars have stopped....

[Pub Lover]

You can't set the baseline of humanity as being diminished capacity.

[wobzire]

:tear Hurty words.

[Kitsa]

My mom got flashed today at the yard sale.

But it was one boob and in the middle of the lady's chest and she was like 90.

[wobzire]

Was it even on purpose?

[HickMan]

:pagebrak

[wobzire]

I take full responsibility for that failed page brak.

[sloth]

Happy Birthday, Sloth. :)
fuck 23 man, i already bought some clothes 'because they were comfortable' and i can feel myself nodding along silently with the daily mail

but thankyou pub

[Kitsa]

Yes, it was, actually. She got carried away with storytime and flashed us to show us her scar.

I also got called a fornicator.

Later, we saw an elderly Japanese man rollerblading down the middle of the street with a knotted handkerchief on his head, in full elbow and kneepad regalia.

It's been quite a day.

[bigtimecow]

i need help, like now

i want to restore my laptop to it's factory state, but i don't want to uninstall windows xp because i don't have my disk on me. i just want to delete EVERYTHING and uninstall EVERYTHING other than windows

HELP!!!!

[liquidstatik]

isohunt.com and a blank cd :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Sloth. Buy yourself a tie.

[Tadao]

http://totallylookslike.com/

[Tadao]

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/phil-margera.jpg

[wobzire]

Holy crap thank you! That was exactly what I neede to kill time at work tonight.

[Asila]

I wonder why I only come on here these days when I'm trashed.

[wobzire]

For fun.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjkMhwNWcbY

[HickMan]

If I could fight ANYBODY on this board it'd be YOU

[Fathom Zero]

Name a time and place where you want your ass whomped on and I'll be there, Paco.

[Tadao]

Hey guys, guess where I'm not.

[HickMan]

Where Fathom and I are about to fight becasue you don't like violence? PUS

[MarioRPG]

You aren't on the internet?

[Shrubfest]

Evening, anybody.

[Pub Lover]

Morning, People.

[Shrubfest]

Ah, time difference. Lovely.

[Tadao]

There is nothing lovely about time difference.

[liquidstatik]

:O!

[Shrubfest]

I'm sure there is. Not that I could think of anything.

[Tadao]

When I look up at the moon and think of my love, it makes me sad that Pub isn't doing the same. :tear

:pagebrak

[Shrubfest]

Aw, thats sweet...

Or not...

[HickMan]

it is. dummy. PUS

[Tadao]

I can't fight you Hickman, I don't want to send in a broken soldier.

[HickMan]

I may be a broken soldier, but AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A BROKEN SHOULDER

[Tadao]

HEY I'M OFF LIMITS!

[Neen]

This is fine, yes indeed. Come get some. :\

[Tadao]

I have too much respect for Hickman to call him a soulless whore for America.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIFKKa1u-U

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSuEMJ_48YE&feature=related

[Pub Lover]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9606/153200170708ze9.jpg


The hair seems a little flat, but I really like how you've captured the eyes.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgl7PxgR1zY

[HickMan]

mc chris SUCKS just like YOUR FACE

[Guitar Woman]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5201/corgiub1.jpg

[wobzire]

GOOOD MORNING!

[Fathom Zero]

mc chris SUCKS just like YOUR FACE

Wuzzat? I can't hear with ALL THAT DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.

[Pub Lover]

Alright, so a bit of background first. Every year at my old school, we would be forced to do ads for a in-school "company" for Economics. This is the ad for "Loyola Threads"

That's me dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfiRbPPLADU

I now know exactly the length of your flaccid cock. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Blue Fox. :)

What the hell are you doing being seventeen already? >:

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Sacks. :)

[wobzire]

Sex in ads work.

[Pub Lover]

You buy stuff when you see dicks bouncing around said stuff?

[wobzire]

I, guess.

[wobzire]

Depends on the dick I suppose.

[Pub Lover]

STOP MAKING THREADS >:

>:
DON'T START BEING ALL MAD AT DANNY! HE'LL GET CLAY TO BEAT YOU UP! AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE BEATEN UP BY CLAY, SO YOU? DO YOU, ROBBY?!

[liquidstatik]

I THOUGHT HE WAS AGREEING WITH ME >:

[wobzire]

I was agreeing! I hope that Clay doesn't feel like he HAS to beat me up.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[wobzire]

I have messed up yet another page brak.

[Pub Lover]

I THOUGHT HE WAS AGREEING WITH ME >:

THEN THAT MEANS HE THINKS YOU'RE NOT FORCEFUL ENOUGH ON YOUR OWN

THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP FIGHT YOUR BATTLES

HE IS TOTALLY CALLING YOU A PUSSY, MAN

[liquidstatik]

WOBZIRE :'(

[Pub Lover]

I hope that Clay doesn't feel like he HAS to beat me up.

CLAY HAS TO BEAT US ALL UP, HE IS IN THE ARMY


ALMOST

[liquidstatik]

http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Clay_Fighter_SNES_ScreenShot3.gif

:eek

[wobzire]

I just don't want him to feel like he HAS to ya' know? I don't want it to be forced.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, because he might hurt himself? STOP CALLING EVERYONE A PUSSY, ROBBY!

[wobzire]

I WOULD NEVER! You guys are so nice!

[Shrubfest]

Stop talking, wob! You're digging a hole!

[HickMan]

I BEAT PEOPLE UP BECASUE VIETNAM SCREWED WITH MY HEAD

[Pub Lover]

Reasons I wish I still had photoshop:

Editing Shrub's avatar.
Animating JJ-Maniacs penis.
The just this second idea of combining those two things.

[Fathom Zero]

>:

[Pub Lover]

What is that, Dillion? You want to know why I don't have photoshop?

Well, the computer I had it on got seized because some jerk reported me. >:

[wobzire]

They took your computer beacause you had an unregisted copy of photoshop?

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6X1OsuRUYA

[Shrubfest]

I'm so glad you don't. Thanks.

[Fathom Zero]

THANKS BUT NO THANKS

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/2955139.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/cwa.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost, why are you letting that little girl smoke a cigarette?

[JJ_Maniac]

Reasons I wish I still had photoshop:

Editing Shrub's avatar.
Animating JJ-Maniacs penis.
The just this second idea of combining those two things.


Cweepy.

[Pub Lover]

Oh go to hell, you little shit, and stayout of my goddamn thread. >:

[JJ_Maniac]

Ow, my ego.

[Pub Lover]

I'm kidding, Buddy. You're alright. Shake that wang!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Qwarx]

lol I can see that this place hasn't changed a bit.

[Pub Lover]

You've only been gone a coupla month, Dilweed

[Pub Lover]

I mean, HOW IS IT GOING, BUDDY! LONG TIME NO SEE! YOU STILL A GANGSTA PIMP MACKING ON ALL THE LADIES?

[Qwarx]

I know, but still, that coupla months felt like a coupla of years.

[Qwarx]

I REALLY MISSED YOU GUYS! :tear

[Pub Lover]

I know, but still, that coupla months felt like a coupla of years.

YOU GET TRAPPED IN SOME SORTA TIME DILATION BUBBLE BY VISITING MARS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT OR SOMETHING? :eek

[Qwarx]

YOU GET TRAPPED IN SOME SORTA TIME DILATION BUBBLE BY VISITING MARS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT OR SOMETHING? :eek

Naw, I just didn't feel like posting here.

[Pub Lover]

You were better off.

[Qwarx]

You were better off.

Don't worry, I'll eventually get bored of posting here in a few days and leave.:lol

[Qwarx]

...or until MLE makes a thread about wanting me banned for "not contributing".

I love you guys :3

[Pub Lover]

I think you can make a very good arguement for getting MLE banned for not fulfilling her role as mod. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Ugh, really? Arguement? Idiot.


Hey BigTimeCow! Your Tattoo looks great! :eek

[Qwarx]

Actually, to be fair, that happened a year ago. Although it could happen again :rolleyes:

[Pub Lover]

She's have to begin posting again for that. You're not even at risk from Esuohlim anymore as he's disappeared so far up his own ass he is actually taking advice from me.

[Tadao]

Where is that jerk Gus anyways.

[Esuohlim]

You're not even at risk from Esuohlim anymore as he's disappeared so far up his own ass he is actually taking advice from me.

I'm on top of the world these days it seems, I feel bulletproof :eek

[Pub Lover]

But are you rejection proof, Professor?

Where is that jerk Gus anyways.

He is getting pictures/video of himself sliding across the hood of his car. >:

[Tadao]

Take 564?

[Pub Lover]

He pwomished. :(

[Esuohlim]

But are you rejection proof, Professor?

I feel, for the first time in my life, that trying would be worth it. :(

[Pub Lover]

Attaboy!

I've been waiting for this to come out ever since I saw the trailer on the PSP game: Battlefront: Rogue SquadronFascinating.

NEEDS MORE CATS

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/20/5.jpg

[Qwarx]

I bet if 4chan saw that, they'd make a lolcats caption for it.

[Dixie]

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[Pub Lover]

I very nearly said that. :hypno

Fascinating.

I'm tired. Sue me.
Poor effort. Should've gone with the cat picture. :posh
I bet if 4chan saw that, they'd make a lolcats caption for it.

Please don't mention that place, GW.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[HickMan]

that guy cracks me up

[HickMan]

i wish the chat was more interactive

[Tadao]

It would be funny to have a live chat window, but then it would ruin this fine thread.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I think I've finally figured this forum out.

It's like a giant inside joke that nobody understands, but if you don't understand it then you are outcasted, double if you pretend to understand it

[Tadao]

I don't understand.

[DevilWearsPrada]

GET OUT OF HERE YOU BUM

[HickMan]

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I think I've finally figured this forum out.

It's like a giant inside joke that nobody understands, but if you don't understand it then you are outcasted, double if you pretend to understand it

YOU'RE GAY

[Tadao]

I'LL PUT MY GIANT JOKE INSIDE YOU!

[Fathom Zero]

LEMME WHIP MY JOKE OUT

[Pub Lover]

I think I've finally figured this forum out.

It's like a giant inside joke that nobody understands, but if you don't understand it then you are outcasted, double if you pretend to understand it

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS :eek



AND IT IS ALL MY FAULT :(

[Tadao]

"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin

[HickMan]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

What? You wanna fight?

Join the army

[Tadao]

Do you know how much internet you will be allowed while in service?

[HickMan]

HOME OF THE
FREE BECAUSE OF
THE BRAVE

:rolleyes

[HickMan]

None for the first 3 months and then Every now and again

[Tadao]

Shame that you will miss my posts :(

http://sokaisha.hp.infoseek.co.jp/020526/pancake.jpg

[Tadao]

I want Sacks to do this pic in charcoal.

http://sokaisha.hp.infoseek.co.jp/020219/banana.JPG

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday Sacks. I hope it's a grand day. The rest of you can go to hell.

[Tadao]

Shit, I posted that before it announced his bday. Happy day sir.

[Rez]

:oao
YYYEEEEEEEAH

[Dixie]

Happy birthday Sacksy!

[wobzire]

That crazy vagina girl sent me a PM talking about how much vaginas suck.

[Emu]

None of the Zappa children will tour in the south.

I can't say I blame them, but god damnit I am not driving to Washington D.C.

[JJ_Maniac]

That crazy vagina girl sent me a PM talking about how much vaginas suck.

From now on I'm referring to her as "That crazy vagina girl"

[MarioRPG]

That crazy vagina girl sent me a PM talking about how much vaginas suck.

If only she were an ok member, that'd make a great title.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Wobzire why not you agree penis very beautiful like flower vagina horribly deformed

[wobzire]

wobzire . Vagina is not at all beautiful it is a real fact that I will tell anyware . one person high lights vagina with a stupid comment that its like a flower.responding to stupid comment ,I wrote will a flower bleeds every month nor will it smell very bad. so any person if makes stupid comment we will realise it as stupid. we a groupe of girls have a definite opinion that penis is beautiful than vagina and vagina in most of the cases looks very ugly. acoording to our opinion some penis is like a flower.

[wobzire]

Totally hitting on me.

[JJ_Maniac]

Of course

[Dixie]

I have to get emergency dental surgery at 1.
Stupid fucking wisdom tooth.

[Pub Lover]

Good luck with that, CiG.
Transsexuals can't get or get someone pregnant. Never mind time travel.
I like that line. :)

We're not talking about penises anymore, we're talking about shemales! GET WITH THE TIMES!

JEEZ!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/eekgeese.gif

[Kitsa]

Carnivore Is God: Valium and Versed are your friends.

At least, they're my friends. I used to wish I had a fucking drip of that shit to wheel around work with me.

[Pub Lover]

At least one of those crazy vagina girls posts much the same on an African messageboard.
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3267/xdzd1.jpg
So sex toy links are not NSFW but that hideous picture ElPila666 posted is just fine?! :x

Leave them alone! They're in love! You anti-horseist! >:

[Dixie]

I totally understand why people like Vicodin now.
My surgeon was very kind to me and made sure I was full of novacaine before he began the tooth brutality.
It took 35 minutes for them to pry the wisdom tooth loose.
When I felt a weird popping pressure I heard the assistant and the surgeon both say "Ew!"
They asked if I would like a souvenier, of course I did! I've never had a dentist offer me my tooth, especially one that kind of grossed them out.
I took pictures of the tooth. It's big, and a bit mutant like with the roots all fused together. When my head stops swimming I will post them.

[Pub Lover]

I think the guy doing the Mother 3 translation started the site as a joke, and now he's kinda worried about all the pissed off people there will be when he admits he has done fuck all work on the project.

[Esuohlim]

I'd be pretty pissed myself but then again I wouldn't be above playing that kind of joke on people either :(

[MattJack]

Chicas are fun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEOxIJsxws&feature=related)

[Zomboid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSXBuoUp2Hw&feature=related

Razor's debut match. That shit's fucking funny and it reminds me of why I liked it so much when I was a kid. I think I was like 8-9 around the time razor ramone debuted and he was my favorite :(

[Kitsa]

That's not Razor Ramon. :(

[MattJack]

I use to LOVE Razor too :(

I thought his special move was so cool. I performed the Razor's Edge several times on my younger brothers during our wrestling matches.

[RaNkeri]

I'M BACK

[HickMan]

EVERYBODY JUST STOP and stfu

[Pub Lover]

Welcome back, Rankeri. :)

I wish I had noticed your absence. :(

[ElPila666]

EVERYBODY JUST STOP and stfu

:domo

[Pub Lover]

Freddy! :D

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

MURDERBALL DUDE

[Dixie]

http://a685.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/l_ad512b130ded685f6bd9051f4d514434.jpg
http://a432.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_0c7196b8422f919caead10dc6149fa57.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Ho-lee shit. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH?

[Dixie]

It's a mutant tooth. I have named him Igor.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fRvT2LFNA&feature=related

[Fathom Zero]

That's just awful.

[Tadao]

Clean your carpet :x

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVmXgOQNtNQ

[Dixie]

It is clean dammit! I just had it steamed 2 weeks ago!!!

[Fathom Zero]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2455/19efwefdsmx7.png

:lol

:(

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/08/24/2.jpg

[Dixie]

I'm imagining that seal farting for some reason.

[Tadao]

A nice slow long hot one.

[ElPila666]

Freddy! :D

Sup Jarv ;)

[ElPila666]

Como estas Jarvier? :x

[Pub Lover]

Nut much, Buddy. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Sup wut chu?

[Colonel Flagg]

http://a432.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/l_0c7196b8422f919caead10dc6149fa57.jpg

Hey Thanks CiG! I didn't even have to ask! :)

[Pub Lover]

Flagg, are you really that bad looking that we don't want to see what you look like?

[Tadao]

He's old

[Pub Lover]

So are you. :blah
I seriously hope nothing bad happens to Obama and that he does win the election. I can't wait to watch all these stupid peoples hope and dreams crushed and stomped on by a political whore.

That would be better than him actually fulfilling people's crazy hopes & dreams. :x

[Colonel Flagg]

Flagg, are you really that bad looking that we don't want to see what you look like?

I'm older than Burbank. That's damned near dead.

[Pub Lover]

One picture. We all so "Wow, no kidding, you're really old." and then you get to letch on everyone else and ask for pictures to your heart's content. Which I'm pretty is blood.

[Tadao]

Yeah, he has the right to have an opinion on assassinations.

[Pub Lover]

We all go...

...pretty sure is blood.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f341/Asarelah/aaaahx3.gif

Found this one on fark.com. I don't know why I like it so much.

it's from eurotrip ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/august/MichelleTrachtenberg.jpg

[Tadao]

I like my girls meaty

[DevilWearsPrada]

Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks

[Fathom Zero]

Stop acting like MattJack.

[Pub Lover]

Make Jimboroni stay. Please! :(
http://bp2.blogger.com/_8yrFUO2BPc4/R7nw0Tt22GI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/fkvG_FX80y0/s400/ReactionSequence.gif

I'd totally swap him for most of you jerks. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Looks like Brian Posehn/Tom Green/Eric Wareheim

[Pub Lover]

I wouldn't mind Posehn & Wareheim posting here either. :(

I would definitely give up posting if that happened.

[Fathom Zero]

I just found out I'm getting pretty much butt fucked on my DSL. The plan calls for 3 Mbps, but I'm getting .6 Mbps. >:

[WhiteRat]

Spread them cheeks wider!

[Fathom Zero]

Anyone go to Tulane?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/6461/netflixwtfaj7.png

[HickMan]

GOOD DEAL ON DVD THREAD

[Pub Lover]

I've been playing Kingdom of Loathing recently. I love the writing.
I want to give you my meat. :orgasm
Huh?

Still shows for everyone

:confused:

Dude, maybe you're a vet. ;)

[Tadao]

:x

No, cause if you log out you can still see it as a "guest"

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/august/MichelleTrachtenberg.jpg

:boner

[Pub Lover]

You, me & Karl Hungus
:x

No, cause if you log out you can still see it as a "guest"

:domo

Maybe you're such a vet that the board knows you deserve to see the vet code even when logged out! :eek[/HTML]

[MattJack]

HTML FIGGHHHHTTTTTT

[Pub Lover]

I USED TO WANT TO BONE MICHELLE TRACHTENBURG SO BAD :(

Mr. Vagiclean (http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1256)'s avatar is still Laura Prepon being assulted by Fartin's package. :lol

[HickMan]

fuck, guys

[HickMan]

dammit

[MetalMilitia]

There is some kind of three day air festival here in Bournemouth which is annoying the fuck out of me. I've got a bit of a hangover and the last thing I need is someone tooling around in a Eurofighter above my flat. It's incredibly loud.

It wouldn't be so bad if I could see what was going on but most of the time the planes are behind the tree line.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5762/screenshotspam1yahoomaipb2.png

I thought about what Mr. Albert could want, but I decided he could wait. I don't want to regret not answering him should he be in trouble.

[executioneer]

lol @ pubs avatar

[Tadao]

I wanna see her ass before I support her.

[Pub Lover]

man that is one fine ass vp candidate *wolf whistles*

;)

[executioneer]

i'd like to punch her ballot if you know what i mean

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/cah.jpg

[Tadao]

I'd poke her chad.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I'd violently rape her till she goes limp.

[HickMan]

http://cellepteam.cellep.com/edicao_36/interactive/imagens/Joey.jpg
I'd be all "How you doin?"

[DevilWearsPrada]

NO YOU WOULDN'T YOU WOULD ENACT HORRIBLE DEEDS

[wobzire]

Is that not basically what he said?

[executioneer]

man how come i didnt get any angry pms from the weird japanese wangophile spambot yet

what gives

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/whatthefrig.jpg

um ok context-based advertising i do not believe you

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday Lord Sappington. Hope you get the birthday surprise.

[Jeanette X]

http://cellepteam.cellep.com/edicao_36/interactive/imagens/Joey.jpg
I'd be all "How you doin?"

Is that really you? That doesn't look like your profile picture. :suspicious of teh handsome

[Neen]

Yeah, he looks just like the guy from that Friends television broadcast. That is suspicious.

[MarioRPG]

HickMan takes things slow... for the first few seconds.

[Fathom Zero]

What the shit, Toxic Avenger is on G4 at 3. And it's rated TV-14.

[HickMan]

NO THAT'S NO ME DUMMIES. I LOOK BETTER THEN THAT

[RaNkeri]

HickMan gets all the ladies :x

[HickMan]

And when he says all he means hot :wink

[MattJack]

and when you say hot, you mean asian

[Neen]

And by Asian, you don't mean Russian or Indian.

[MarioRPG]

Guys, I'm having trouble with my monitor. Can't see the bottom half ish.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Soda_Popskinski/I-Mock/IMG_0426.jpg
:(

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/holyshit.jpg

:eek

[HickMan]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ibapery/images/skullc.gif and by not russian or indian he means I wont exclude anybody who is hot :x