I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Colonel Flagg]

Nick has had that custom title for many moons. Maybe she got the idea from him.

[Fathom Zero]

zrpS-Iqvtkg

[Pub Lover]

I have occasionally been both banned and under the impression it is funny to pretend to be. Guys, it isn't so great. ;)

[Terra]

I have occasionally been both banned and under the impression it is funny to pretend to be. Guys, it isn't so great. ;)

Me too. In space, nobody can hear you scream.

[Esuohlim]

It's just her title. When someone is really banned, it makes their avatar not show up.

I guess that means I have to reban womti

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/crockett2.jpg

It's like taking nose candy off a baby.

[Dimnos]

Rankeri what is with your obsession over Miami Vice? Is Iceland only just now going through the 70s?


Or is it the 80s? I never saw that movie.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Esuohlim]

All right I've been patient long enough. Where's my green name >: :tear

[Pentegarn]

He's right. Let's band together and get Milpool his green name

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim is the last of the stealth mods. ;)

[Dimnos]

http://5z8.info/how-to-stop-immigration-for-good.pdf_p9p1_click-on-this-and-youll-be-taken-to-page-that-will-create-pop-up-windows-until-your-browser-crashes

:lol

[executioneer]

http://5z8.info/how-to-stop-immigration-for-good.pdf_p9p1_click-on-this-and-youll-be-taken-to-page-that-will-create-pop-up-windows-until-your-browser-crashes

:lol
uh based on the name i'm guessing that's a trick website?

[Dimnos]

It actually links here. You can do it with any website.

http://www.shadyurl.com/index.php

[Esuohlim]

Still no click, you terrorist

[Grislygus]

N8eOTGhTpDY

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Yeah nice try Gus I'm sure that link is real safe asshole

[Pub Lover]

Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. I could watch Eugene flip all day. :)


Flip.

[Grislygus]

Of Patrick and Eugene, right? Right.

Right?

[Grislygus]

Bored. BORED. BOREDADADADAUUURRGHHBMOAARROGH EVERYONE I KNOW IS DOING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW AND YOU BASTARDS AREN'T TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

[Grislygus]

WORLD'S WORST FOLK SONGS, DISK ONE

1.) Wholesum Folksums
The Honorable Reverend Jim-Bob Urkle


2.) The Ballad of Mary Baker Eddy
The White Bread Band


3.) Massa's Done Raped My Chilluns
Smilin' Wylan


4.) Kill Them Chinamen
Clarence Maple and The Chrisy Minstrels


5.) If Moonshine Had A Vagina (I'd Kill My Wife)
Chiggers Mulligan


6.) I'm A Cider Drinker
The Wurzels


7.) Daddy Fucked Uncle Zeke By The Woodshed
Ossie Ozark and the Panhandlers


8.) Sing The Praise of Neutered Televison, Sing, Sing, Sing.
Mary Whitehouse

[Grislygus]

RwEeW73gVhA

[Grislygus]

fUJp2qggnmg

[Grislygus]

sC-dwjrinK0

[Grislygus]

_0GTevGPLy0

[Tadao]

Just heard a drive by in front of my place, but I aint goin outside to see wtf.

[Tadao]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff284/asherglaser/800px-Lapd_helicopter.jpg

Heh, the ghetto bird is doin the rounds now.

[executioneer]

ice pirates scared the hell out of me when i was a little kid

[Grislygus]

SPACE HERPES

[Tadao]

Space herpes cracked me up.

[Grislygus]

I was never really scared by watching movies as a kid, the exception being when I was six and caught a glimpse of the T-1000 rising out of the tiled floor when one of my (much) older cousins was watching T2, which was a HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S GONNA GIT HIM RUN FAT GUY RUN HE'S BEHIND YOU NO NO NO moment if there ever was one

[Grislygus]

God Bless Robert Patrick's pointed face, while we're on the subject

[executioneer]

it was when the old lady turned into a skeleton that scared me :(

[Tadao]

the clown under the bed in poltergeist scarded me

[Grislygus]

Oh man, that fucking clown with those arms

[executioneer]

other things that scared me by turning into a skeleton when i was a kid: dirk the daring, the dude from indiana jones and the last crusade

[Tadao]

oh, and twilight zones talking betty doll. :eek

[executioneer]

SKELETONS ARE SCARY TO LITTLE KIDS

[Grislygus]

BABY BUTTON-EYES

[Tadao]

lol, i was never askared of them, but clowns and dolls freaked me the fuck out. Put them under a bed and I piss my pants.

[Grislygus]

I always thought skeletons and sharks were the coolest things ever :(

[Grislygus]

Aside from bats, big dogs, and dinosaurs of course

[Grislygus]

And when I found out about Megaladons from the elementary school library there was no going back

TITANIC DINOSAUR SHARKS, EATING SCHOOL BUSES AND GREAT WHITES LIKE POPCORN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They sell beer at Chuck E Cheese? :lol

RYM7oYwgEFI

At 3:30ish into it I was like Wow, really?

[Tadao]

http://lauralouisetynan.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/basement__joshua_hoffine.png

[Grislygus]

God I hate those people

Story's fucking awesome, though

[Grislygus]

HAY THAT PICTURE'S FROM THE FRIGHT CATALOG, I LOVE THEM

[Grislygus]

I have their "Barry Hung" mask and this skull with a lower jaw that moves along with your own, it's great

[Tadao]

joshua hoffine

he's awesome

[Grislygus]

I now remember that ROG's done plenty of shit with the Fright Catalog, IGNORE ME

[Grislygus]

JEBUS, the baby/nightmare-airvent snake photo is freakish

[Tadao]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1hN57qRjCjA/Sura2bO_7bI/AAAAAAAABfg/sF6tqaLZL2E/s400/joshua_hoffine_horror_4.jpg

he's like a master of childhood fears. :(

[Grislygus]

Seriously :( it's like SAAAY, THOSE ARE MY OLD DREAMS, BUB. I WANT ROYALTIES

[dextire]

As a kid I would get terrified from looking at the illustrations for "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark".

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Scary.jpg

[Tadao]

I used to think the Bugs Bunny Hair Monster was waiting for me on the upstairs landing. I had to turn off the stair-light and cross the hall in the dark to get to my room and he was always waiting for me.

[Tadao]

Dex, did it really terrify you or just make you wierded out. I found that the most simple things scared me, while the "scary" stuff just put my hais on end.

[Grislygus]

The entrance to the attic was in my room as a young kid and I believed that it was where all my nightmares came from :(

[Tadao]

OH MAN! I HAD A DOOR IN A WALL TOO!

[Grislygus]

AND IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE

[Tadao]

My brother had the bed closest to it THANK GOD

[Grislygus]

Tadao are you secretly my younger brother


ARE YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BASTARD DAD AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP MOONLIGHTING AS A JAPANESE CONCUBINE OVER THE INTERNET

[Tadao]

HEY DEX, THANKS FOR DROPPING IN AND TROWING IN A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. THAT ADDS 1 POINT TO YOUR COOL LEVEL, BUT THEN I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU (like a spammer) COULDN'T BOTHER TO FOLLOW UP. YOU LOOSE 5 POINTS.

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD, WE CHAT HERE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

[bigtimecow]

i'm gonna take a shit and go to bed :(

[bigtimecow]

woops [/twitter]

[Tadao]

Gris,

When I gots older I moved into a different room cause I hated my older brother at the time. My dad breeds, so yet again there are wo beds to a room. I'm in the bed farthest from the closet and I awake to hear some fucked up noises coming rom the closet. Scary deep growling noises. I stayed awake for like 20 mins in terror afraid of the ground and the walls and everything. When I woke up I saw my dad in the other bed for some reason :lol The fucker must have been snoring or someshit. :(

[Kitsa]

The hair monster's name is Gossamer.

Those Scary Stories illustrations creeped the everloving shit out of me, especially that one.

I can't remember if I said this before, but when I was in elementary school the It miniseries came out and they did a special-edition paperback of the novel. My mom, for whatever ill-advised reason, bought it for me. It had this giant luminous scowling pennywise on the cover and I didn't want anything to do with it, so I stuck it in the back of a bookcase in the basement behind some other books. I know for a fact that it was behind other books because Pennywise was on the spine too and I didn't want to look at him.

So this one night I was home alone, doing laundry in the dark basement, and it was storming and damned if that book didn't FALL OUT OF THE BOOKCASE FACING ME and all I could see was this glowing Pennywise face in the darkness. I became convinced that Pennywise had somehow really gotten to me through my reading the book and this was one of his ominous appearances. I dropped the laundry and ran upstairs and turned on every light, tv and radio in the house.

Later on, when other people were home, I tore off the cover and the spine-paper, tore them into tiny shreds, and flushed them down the toilet so he could go back to the sewer where he belonged. I've had several copies of IT since (hardcover...one's on my desk right now actually)...but I always do away with the dust jacket first.

In the director's commentary of the miniseries, the actors said that Tim Curry was so legitimately scary and authentic that everyone avoided him during filming. No one talked to him and he always had to eat his meals alone.

[Pub Lover]

THANKS FOR DROPPING IN AND TROWING IN A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. THAT ADDS 1 POINT TO YOUR COOL LEVEL, BUT THEN I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU (like a spammer) COULDN'T BOTHER TO FOLLOW UP. YOU LOOSE 5 POINTS.

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD, WE CHAT HERE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

Man, I do this all the bloody time. I must have super-negative points. :eek

[Shrubfest]

Can anyone get me a really good picture of RoG? I am trying to prove a point to someone.
And I can't find one.

[dextire]

Dex, did it really terrify you or just make you weirded out. I found that the most simple things scared me, while the "scary" stuff just put my hairs on end.
Well, when I first read them I just found the illustrations very creepy.
Then I had a nightmare that this guy walked through my door and stood next to my bed.

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Scary2.jpg

After that for like 2 weeks I kept hearing him outside, his blood lightly tapping on my window like rain, waiting for me to look so he could break-in.
That's the most scared I've ever been from reading a book.

HEY DEX, THANKS FOR DROPPING IN AND TROWING IN A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. THAT ADDS 1 POINT TO YOUR COOL LEVEL, BUT THEN I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU (like a spammer) COULDN'T BOTHER TO FOLLOW UP. YOU LOOSE 5 POINTS.

THIS IS A CHAT THREAD, WE CHAT HERE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.
Sorry, the caring about my Tadao cool level goes out after 2:00 am. :)
And if I were a spammer YOU COULD HAVE WAY MORE WOW GOLD TODAY!

[Zhukov]

Call the police, citizen.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When I was younger the 10,000 Volt Ghost from Scooby Doo used to scare me the most. I'm a generally paranoid person but between the crazy noises he made and the crazy swirling eyes was just too terrifying to me. I've noticed I've become I was used to hate.

[Esuohlim]

Can anyone get me a really good picture of RoG? I am trying to prove a point to someone.
And I can't find one.

http://ayenithegreat.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/elder-steve-rhodes-2.jpg

[dextire]

I can't deny that's a really good picture.
I think that Shrubfest made a small typo though, and was actually looking for Rogg.

Here you go.
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Rogg.jpg

[dextire]

Can anyone get me a really good picture of RoG? I am trying to prove a point to someone.
And I can't find one.
And now that enough time has passed that I'm sure whatever point you were trying to make is now null, here's the picture.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/comic-con09/P1240460.jpg

He's the one in the pickle hat.

[Kitsa]

is this in some high school's lunchroom?

I forgot about the 10,000 Volt Ghost and completely did not make the association with the name. He was the jaggedy blurry big orange thing, right? He made like a shimmery sound and babbled nonsense.

[Tadao]

Is that a banner of a toaster?

[dextire]

is this in some high school's lunchroom?

Is that a banner of a toaster?
I'm going to go ahead and say yes to both of you.
It's from Comic-Con so anything is possible. :)

[Tadao]

Toaster erotica :puke

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

is this in some high school's lunchroom?

I forgot about the 10,000 Volt Ghost and completely did not make the association with the name. He was the jaggedy blurry big orange thing, right? He made like a shimmery sound and babbled nonsense.


yeah, kinda looked like the big red hair guy from bugs bunny if he got electrocuted and went on a bender. I can do a pretty good impersonation of the noise if I drink enough.

[Tadao]

It used to be you avatar.

[Tadao]

Man, I do this all the bloody time. I must have super-negative points. :eek

you're a blackhole of unanswered questions :(

[Pub Lover]

Some things are better off unsaid. :)

Like the blackhole/asshole/rimjob joke I just tried to write. :x

[Tadao]

i don't get rimjobs. That's so nasty.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's my special technique.

edit: Is it considered ATM if I kiss them after?

[Esuohlim]

Shit, Fartin just friended me on facebook after I loled about Captain Robo friending him on facebook :(

[Pub Lover]

Weird, Fartin just posted to my FB wall too. He... He doesn't understand how to comment under pictures?

[Pub Lover]

i don't get rimjobs. That's so nasty.

Aww, sorry you don't get any. :(

You give them though, right? :orgasm :yum

[Tadao]

:x

[Pub Lover]

That's my special technique.

edit: Is it considered ATM if I kiss them after?

That took me far too long to decode as Ass To Mouth. I am appalled at myself.

I was all 'Automated teller machine... What?" :dunce

[Tadao]

It's more like MTATM

[Esuohlim]

Call me old fashioned but I'm a MTM man myself :kinky

[Esuohlim]

MOUTH TO MUFF :x :x :x

[Tadao]

HAH!

[Pub Lover]

I'm a DTD kinda guy. :pickle

[Pub Lover]

:picklehat

[Sam]

A2A

[bigtimecow]

wait is fartin jared carlson?

[Sam]

no, he's marty fowler

[Pub Lover]

A2A

Just like rubbing or with an old double-head? :love

[Tadao]

wait is fartin jared carlson?

i SURE HOPE NOT :eek

[bigtimecow]

who the hell is jared carlson

[Tadao]

I KNOW BUT WONT TELL

[Pub Lover]

This isn't the army, son. We're asking, so get telling. >:

[Sam]

Just like rubbing or with an old double-head? :love

JENNIFER CONNELY STYLE, LIKE IN REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm a DTD kinda guy. :pickle


I just found out about D-Docking like a week ago and was like :lol "They make that? Awesome."

[Pub Lover]

I just found out about D-Docking like a week ago and was like :lol "They make that? Awesome."

I was thinking swordfights, but that looks good as well. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

JENNIFER CONNELY STYLE, LIKE IN REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

Call me, Big Boy.

[The Leader]

I'm Jared Carlson. :(

[bigtimecow]

oh well helloooooooooooo i can stay friends with you, i enjoy your sig lots

[The Leader]

:)

[Fathom Zero]

billy connolly

[Grislygus]

PUB do you have any pictures stashed away of Ant10708? He acts like a fat kid and I need to confirm this

[Grislygus]

WHOAH


http://www.juggalonews.com/components/com_jomcomment/smilies/guest.gif (http://www.juggalonews.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=2328&Itemid=)
Hey.I'm just wondering if any juggalos who plan to go to the future dates would pick an extra XL tour shirt up and like we could exchange info and I'd mail you the cash and the shipping costs and you'd mail me the shirt.Here is the story behind why: I attended the concert last night in NYC and bought a tour shirt like I always do and I dunno in my fucking burntness/tiredness i fucking either dropped it and someone snatched it real quick outisde or some slick juggalo like pulled it off my shoulder when i was distracted by jamie madrox in his fucking suv causing chaos. I'm just wondering if any juggalos who plan to go to the future dates yet to be performed would pick up an extra XL tour shirt up and like we could exchange info and I'd mail you the cash and the shipping costs and a nice thank you letter and you'd mail me the shirt. Anyone looking to help a NY juggalo out with this I'd really appreciate it. Twiztid_Ant said: http://www.juggalonews.com/components/com_jomcomment/templates/chatter/images/spacer.gif

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How about you million spiders or Azazel. Help out a fellow east coast ninja? Snitch
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February 27, 2008- 15:04
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Azazel said: http://www.juggalonews.com/components/com_jomcomment/templates/chatter/images/spacer.gif

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I,m broke as fuck, plus I get into the middle of the pit, so its hard for me to even keep my own shoes on.... Snitch
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February 27, 2008- 15:15
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millionspiders said: http://www.juggalonews.com/components/com_jomcomment/templates/chatter/images/spacer.gif

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Yeah. Id love to help. Ill see what I can do. :] Snitch
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February 27, 2008- 15:51
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Twiztid_Ant said: http://www.juggalonews.com/components/com_jomcomment/templates/chatter/images/spacer.gif

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want my email homie? I'll hook you up with some extra cash for doing this my man. Snitch
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February 27, 2008- 17:30
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millionspiders said: http://www.juggalonews.com/components/com_jomcomment/templates/chatter/images/spacer.gif

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just glad to help a ninja yo. Snitch
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February 28, 2008- 07:16
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Twiztid_Ant said: http://www.juggalonews.com/components/com_jomcomment/templates/chatter/images/spacer.gif

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my email is Ant10708@hotmail.com

hit me up with an email homie that way I got yours







HOLY FUCK HE'S A JUGGALO :lol

[Sam]

JUST GLAD TO HELP A NINJA YO. SNITCH

[Babs]

Snitch stale fresh keepin dem east cost ninjas alive.

[Tadao]

I'm Jared Carlson. :(

WHO ARE YOU

[Pub Lover]

PUB do you have any pictures stashed away...
I totally forgot I did this. :|

I am the worst internet stalker ever. I barely even save pics of the Glorious Doops lately. :eek


I don... I don't know who I am any more. :tear

[Grislygus]

:(

[bigtimecow]

HOMIES HOMIES

[Pub Lover]

PUB do you have any pictures stashed away of Ant10708?

No. I don't know who that is. :confused:

Are they new?

He acts like a fat kid and I need to confirm this

You never used to need to confirm it. All it took for the forum to accept a dude was fat was your word and a finely detailed drawing of said fatness.

Like that time you fell off your car onto your face and was so ashamed you cried and stopped posting and moved to California to escape the teasing.

[Fathom Zero]

HOMIES HOMIES

HOOOOOOOOOOOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Zhukov]

I don't know what 'snitch' means yo.

[Pub Lover]

This is because you are are not a Juggalo. Although you bopping along to ICP is an entertaining mental image. :x

[bigtimecow]

FAYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bigtimecow]

UUOvnbCtnVQ

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha he's amazing

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, BTC.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Sam]

jesus christ

[bigtimecow]

you're two days early, but i'll take it anyway

thanks boo :* miss you

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[Fathom Zero]

Go back to liking Predator.

[Sam]

Seriously

[Sam]

OH SHIIIITTTT

THAT WAS MY 6,000th POST!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THIS CALLS FOR SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

[Sam]

vC--NX8252c

[Kitsa]

some asshole hit our car in a parking lot today. Backed right into our front end while we were in the grocery store. Not only that, they left the damn car crunched into ours, didn't even pull forward to disengage their rear bumper from our front bumper. Also, they left a kid in their backseat gaping at us as we took pictures of the damage.

What the hell is wrong with people?

[Babs]

Did you manage to get a picture of the kid?

[kahljorn]

:lol
omg seriously? That's classic. So they like crashed the car and straight up ran away, even though there was a kid in the back seat? or were they still there?

[Kitsa]

Didn't get a picture of the kid. Got plenty of pictures of the license plate, which I was amazed stayed in place.

I assume the person was in the store. It was almost as if they didn't even notice hitting our car. They pulled backward into the space (which was odd enough, given that the space would have been hard to back into and there was no real good reason to do so), crunched into our car, left the car still hooked onto our car and just...departed. They left the kid in the car and went into the store.

[Dr. Boogie]

That is pretty amazing. Please tell me you waited for them to get back, and they tried to explain what they were thinking.

[Kitsa]

Nope, needed to get back home...my mom was watching the baby, who was due any minute for another feeding. I would be the responsible parent in this particular equation.

[kahljorn]

they wereprobably all cracked out/drunk and when they hit your car they grabbed their crack bag panicked and ran off, never to be seen again.

the child became a ward of state.

C'EST LA VIE

[Kitsa]

I would not be surprised.

[Babs]

Some circumstantial evidence has surfaced since the horrible incidence.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/jeb.jpg

[Kitsa]

That kid looks more mentally with-it than this kid did. This kid sort of looked like the Jerry Maguire kid, minus about 100 IQ points.

[Babs]

http://www.news5ive.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jonathan-lipnicki.jpg

Didn't know you could get lower than that.

[Colonel Flagg]

You can't make this crap up. People really are that brain-dead.

[executioneer]

GUYS BONER IS MISSING

[Colonel Flagg]

I thought you were joking. :(

[executioneer]

oh man if only we hadn't wasted the ___ is missing choose your own adventure thing on the president of uganda :(

[executioneer]

everyone watch the olympics and check the audiences for boner

[bigtimecow]

i just got cockblocked by the paper store. fuck girls working early tyhe next morning. i'm also drunk

[Sam]

I BEEN COCKBLOCKED ALL DAY :(

[executioneer]

i been cockblocked most of my life, by me

i fucking win again

[Babs]

I broke some hymen's today while being intoxicated. I win.

[executioneer]

excuse me but this is the getting cockblocked competition so you win shit

[Pentegarn]

GUYS BONER IS MISSING

He's Mr. Chekov's son you know. And comedienne Daniel Koenig's brother. And Jimmy Pardo's brother in law.

He has actually started some pretty funny moments on the Never Not Funny podcast.

I hope he's ok

[Kitsa]

I think the president of Nigeria had very intense eyes, was a snappy dresser and was altogether worthy of the privilege.

[RaNkeri]

MAN, THERE'S A VIRUS IN MY COMPUTER AND I'M IN DANGER OF GETTING MY ACCOUNT DELETED.
IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I-MOCKERY BOARDSUPPORT GAVE ME A LINK TO A WEBSITE WHERE I CAN RUN A VIRUS SCAN, I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T WANT TO GET MY ACCOUNT DELETED AND ISP REPORTED :rolleyes

[bigtimecow]

GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY AT MIDNIGHT OR WHATEVER AND I WANNA FUCK

[Esuohlim]

MAN, THERE'S A VIRUS IN MY COMPUTER AND I'M IN DANGER OF GETTING MY ACCOUNT DELETED.
IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I-MOCKERY BOARDSUPPORT GAVE ME A LINK TO A WEBSITE WHERE I CAN RUN A VIRUS SCAN, I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T WANT TO GET MY ACCOUNT DELETED AND ISP REPORTED :rolleyes

You better watch it that virus is named Esuohlim and he can't be destroyed

[Kitsa]

The car now makes a clunking sound in reverse.

Is this related to the fucknut who hit it yesterday (Y) (N)

[Babs]

Make an insurance claim on it.

[Kitsa]

It might be one of those things where the deductible is more than the repair, we'll have to see.

Either way, dammit and I fucking hate people.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Who is there insurance company kitsa? If you have their info make a claim. Don't let them give you cash or shit for it. I deal with this five days a week.

[Kitsa]

Never received any contact from them. Called the nonemergency police line and were told to call back Monday (gotta love a town where the POLICE are CLOSED ON WEEKENDS), so we're going to hit them up first thing in the morning.

We had to take pictures and depart because I needed to get back to my newborn at my mom's house. The other party was, apparently, still shopping inside the store, and the kid they left in the car just stared at us and didn't really make contact.

[Babs]

Sounds like they were from Portsmouth.

[Colonel Flagg]

The car now makes a clunking sound in reverse.

Is this related to the fucknut who hit it yesterday (Y) (N)

That would be (Y). Good thing you got pictures. Who knows, they may even help.

[Colonel Flagg]

It might be one of those things where the deductible is more than the repair, we'll have to see.

Either way, dammit and I fucking hate people.

I don't know the law in OH, but in PA if you are hit, file a claim and can PROVE the damage was from another vehicle, and they were completely at fault, then their insurance will have to cover the cost of your repair job. No deductible. No problem.

Of course, if they don't have insurance (which is illegal in PA, and probably the rest of the country, but you never know) then you're effed. You could sue them, but the likelihood is that they have no money anyway.

Either way, it's worth a shot. :)

[HickMan]

Fuck her! Fuck her brains out! Grab her ass squeeze her tits!

[HickMan]

PS guys its hickman

[Esuohlim]

:D

[Babs]

aka Milhouse

[kahljorn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHUKOV ZHUKOVBY

AND ALSO THE FAT FOREIGN DUDE

[Kitsa]

I didn't know it was Zhukov's bday. Happy Birthday Zhukov. :)

[MarioRPG]

MAN, THERE'S A VIRUS IN MY COMPUTER AND I'M IN DANGER OF GETTING MY ACCOUNT DELETED.
IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I-MOCKERY BOARDSUPPORT GAVE ME A LINK TO A WEBSITE WHERE I CAN RUN A VIRUS SCAN, I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T WANT TO GET MY ACCOUNT DELETED AND ISP REPORTED :rolleyes

Why do we always get clumped together for this shit? :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Zhukov!
Happy birthday Rankeri!
Happy birthday Bigtimecow?

[The Leader]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHUKOV :O

YOU'RE OK TOO RANKERI

[Esuohlim]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TASMANIA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FINLAND

[The Leader]

PS Happy birthday bigtimecow. :posh

[bigtimecow]

THANKS Y'ALL

[Tadao]

happy bday fgts

[Esuohlim]

PS Happy birthday bigtimecow. :posh

THIS TOO W/E

[Colonel Flagg]

Sounds like quite a party today. Hooray for Zhuk, RannyK and BTC for making it through another year. :)

[Tadao]

It's my parents 46th annv today. :eek

[Shrubfest]

Cake and blowjobs for everyone, I hope?

[bigtimecow]

Cake and blowjobs for everyone, I hope?
had the cake on saturday, the blowjob would be nice. hoepfully?

[RaNkeri]

Thanks guys

I got a birthday card from my parents that plays the Star Wars theme when it's opened, and I thought it was pretty cool until I realized that I'm a god damn nerd and that my mom and dad are aware of it :(

[Babs]

Happy birthday's bro, I'll be sure to hit up the hack for you guys. I got an extra pair of birkenstocks if you guys want to join.

[Tadao]

STFU before lose the few people who still talk to you.

YOU KNOW THAT WE HATE RANDOM UNORIGINAL PEOPLE

[Babs]

yo bro you're like harshing the mel.

[kahljorn]

jesus christ you dont even speak english anymore

[Babs]

brah naw dawg

[kahljorn]

YOU JUSTMKAE ME SO MAD

[bigtimecow]

SUCKA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA
I THROW THE SUCKA IN THE FRONT FOR THE ONES THAT FRONT

dudes i can't stop singing tribe called quest. they are so illllllllllllllllll

[Colonel Flagg]

It's my parents 46th annv today. :eek

Cake and blowjobs for everyone, I hope?

OK, I admit this kind of creeped me out a little.

Happy anniversary, Tadao's progenitors. Have a pair of martinis on me. :)

[Dimnos]

brah naw dawg

Congratulations! You have just joined the exclusive ignored list club! You will be hamming it up with the likes of Madona, KGPenis and Clemit. Hope you enjoy reach arounds because you will be giving plenty of them in your life. ;)

[Tadao]

I bet dad is gonna try to hump mom tonight. He tries every night actually.

[Tadao]

Congratulations! You have just joined the exclusive ignored list club! You will be hamming it up with the likes of Madona, KGPenis and Clemit. Hope you enjoy reach arounds because you will be giving plenty of them in your life. ;)

:lol all 3 are banned for life I think.

[Dimnos]

Tries? What? He aint got $20?










Dinner. Im talking about taking her out for dinner. Jerks. >:

[Babs]

that's just so wrong and unthoughtful

[RaNkeri]

Tries? What? He aint got $20?










Dinner. Im talking about taking her out for dinner. Jerks. >:

epb5HCZNBZQ

[Babs]

Congratulations! You have just joined the exclusive ignored list club! You will be hamming it up with the likes of Madona, KGPenis and Clemit. Hope you enjoy reach arounds because you will be giving plenty of them in your life. ;)

Don't you listen to Throwdown and Velvet Revolver?

[Grislygus]

OH MY GOD I MISSED EL POLLO LOCO AND ON THE BORDER WHEN I WAS STUCK IN OREGON :( SUCH DELICIOUSLY TERRIBLE FOOD

[Grislygus]

I have to admit that out of all the posters that annoy the shit out of me, Pancakes isn't really one of them










This could change, though

[Dimnos]

http://poopsenders.com/

:eek :x :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wait, why did Madonna get banned?

[Dimnos]

I thought it turned out to be JannetX and that she just quit posting under that name.

[Tadao]

OH MY GOD I MISSED EL POLLO LOCO AND ON THE BORDER WHEN I WAS STUCK IN OREGON :( SUCH DELICIOUSLY TERRIBLE FOOD

Dude, El Pollo Loco USED to be good.

Actually, maybe my taste has just changed as no one can make chicken the way I like it anymore. :tear

[Tadao]

I think Babs and his IRL buddies have inside jokes and running gags that they think are funny, but then he uses them here and there is no prior reference to them. SO he's giggling like a little bitch and we think he should just shut the fuck up.


or he's a tard

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought it turned out to be JannetX and that she just quit posting under that name.

That's what I was thinking but couldn't be fo sho.

[Fathom Zero]

Swy9pTxacnA

[Grislygus]

Actually, maybe my taste has just changed as no one can make chicken the way I like it anymore. :tear

Anyone who knows shit about shit can cook a chicken better than a fast food place, I'm all about the fast, sloppy, low-quality burrito/taco goodness that Taco Bell somehow manages to fuck up all the goddamn time

The problem is that they always want to know if you want salsa and guacamole, and you're always like FUCK YES I WANT SALSA AND GUACAMOLE, because you forget that that shit hasn't stopped sucking ass since you last ordered there but you have to eat it anyway because it's like: "what am I supposed to do, eat my burrito and tortilla chips without salsa and guacamole? Screw that."

[Tadao]

Nah man, it's like crack. It'll never be as good as the first time, but you'll always try it every few months just to check for the rest of your life.

[Dimnos]

Nah man, it's like crack. It'll never be as good as the first time, but you'll always try it every few months just to check for the rest of your life.

And it never is. Never. :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Taco bell is terrible. I wish you guys had Mighty Taco.

[Tadao]

heh, i get taco bell chruchy taco cravings, not as bad as jacknthebox taco cravings though.

I used to get the 10 bean burritos from tacobell and then put what I couldn't finish in the fridge. next day I would deep fry those fuckers and they taste sooooooo good after a hangover.

[Grislygus]

Homemade salsa and guacamole is the best shit ever, everything else is either too chunky, too liquidy, and never spicy like any real human being wants

[Grislygus]

but DUUUUUUUUUUDE Near Dark was the coolest movie ever :( With the cast from Aliens :( written and directed by Katherine Bigelow :( with the only decent synth-rock ending themesong ever to come out of the 80's :hypno LANCE HENRIIKSEN AND BILL PAXTON EXPLODING IN ATOMIC GODDAMN FIREBALLS IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE :tear





http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Lance_Henriksen_r.jpg

"I TAUGHT SEVERIN EVERYTHING HE KNEW, BOY! But not everything I know...

The last thaang on earth that you'uh gonna hear is the sound of your guts, snnnnnnappin' like a bull-whip"

[King Hadas]

Homemade salsa and guacamole is the best shit ever

Isn't homemade salsa dangerous?

[Grislygus]

I guess it could be if you made it out of tomatoes, peppers, onions, garlic, and cyanide

[Kitsa]

I saw a Del Taco in Janesville, WI and was like wtf. I thought that was all west coast.

[King Hadas]

I guess it could be if you made it out of tomatoes, peppers, onions, garlic, and cyanide
Hey man I'm just trying to give you some helpful salsa advice. Prepared and canned wrong salsa makes a powerful growth medium for bacteria. Wouldn't you prefer eating a salsa you know is safe. Wouldn't you much rather enjoy the genuine mehican flavor of
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/PaceChunkMild.jpg
Pace, a salsa brand you can trust? That's sa'll saI need to hear

[Tadao]

Your retort is mild and flavorless :tear

[Grislygus]

Why the hell would you can homemade salsa rather than serve it immediately? That's like making up a batch of chile con queso, pouring it into empty preserves jars and trying to store it in the cupboard


I'm honestly not trying to be a dick here, I'm befuddled

[Tadao]

I've seen El Pollo Loco clean defeather a chicken in the old days, but I've never seen them make a batch of guac. It probably comes canned from the home office.

[King Hadas]

You know how old people like to jar everything, or those types of people who cook an entire month's worth of dinners in one setting and then stores them for later. Someone sees that they've canned the stuff at the supermarket and thinks "why can't I do that?"

I'll admit it though, I don't know nothing about salsa. I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something.

[executioneer]

Why the hell would you can homemade salsa rather than serve it immediately? That's like making up a batch of chile con queso, pouring it into empty preserves jars and trying to store it in the cupboard


I'm honestly not trying to be a dick here, I'm befuddled
my mom makes seriously excellent canned (jarred? it's in jars) salsa and i've never gotten botulism from it

i'd go almost so far as to say it's better than any fresh salsa i've ever had, too

[Pub Lover]

I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something.
That sounds more like a lesson of "Don't put salsa down your pants."

[kahljorn]

i love the dollar menu salads at el polo loco.

people jar their own food cause they hate you.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/heart.jpg
<3<3<3<3<3

[Colonel Flagg]

Missed it by THAT much. :(

[Tadao]

Ok
Ugg
Boot
Delete

[Pub Lover]

Woo for the I-Bapery skin. ;D

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've seen El Pollo Loco clean defeather a chicken in the old days, but I've never seen them make a batch of guac. It probably comes canned from the home office.

Probably someone's office at home....upstairs.

[Guitar Woman]

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If you do not pass this test* we will have to delete your account and forward a complaint to your ISP with attached log file (your IP address, etc.).I wish you fuckbends would hurry up with that Bapery skin message alert so I don't miss out on incredibly important PMs like this!

[Guitar Woman]

Fuck, in a few months I'll have been posting here for 6 years.

WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE

[The Leader]

Not much, evidently. :\

[Kitsa]

I have had the same debt collection people harassing me for the better part of 2 years now, despite me assuring them that my name is not Greg and that I do not have the boat that he apparently stopped paying for.

Apparently Greg, whoever he is, gave some boat dealer my cellphone number and now he has a free boat >:

They've said they removed me from their list twice now...I think one more call and we're in cease-and-desist letter territory.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's a great grift though.

[bigtimecow]

my girlie got me this ill hoodie for my birthday

http://www.karmaloop.com/vendor/RISKB/zoom/Stugglezoom3.JPG <3

[Tadao]

did you get sucked off too? ;)

[bigtimecow]

NOT YET

gonna see if she'll spend the night sometime this week though

SCHOOL/WORK/NOT LIVING ALONE :( IS A BITCH

[elx]

yap

[Esuohlim]

my girlie got me this ill hoodie for my birthday

Did you get the Urkel that came with it :hat

[Tadao]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-24-best-chat-roulette-screenshots-nsfw

http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/2/2/12/enhanced-buzz-14156-1265131149-7.jpg

[kahljorn]

im more concerned with wtfs up with that fools lips

[Dimnos]

Oh god I havnt :lol that hard in a while.

[Tadao]

WHo the fuck is Jake Cummins aka captainjakedness?

[executioneer]

one of jonathan clements bffs i think

[Tadao]

Ah, he is also Lord Lonic. He wants me to join his facebook. He's a fgt.