I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

MOVING TO CANADA:
-Have a housing situation with a guy I already know pretty well, plus cheap rent in an incredibly humble abode
-Smallish town, which I like, though it's Canada so that means that this "small town" is millions of miles away from the country's major city centers.
-Community college which won't give me any shit for my awful educational history, but I haven't paid any attention to whether or not any classes will be able to be transferred into any university outside of Canada.
-Finally getting out of America (by "America", I mean my house)
-No real change from the current weather or scenery, might even get colder

MOVING TO HAWAII:
Nice beaches
Nice weather
Kava
Socialized healthcare
Still in America
Don't know anyone
I will be murdered by racist Asians
But not before Tadao tracks me down and asks for money
Have no idea what the schooling, job, or housing situation is

Which one do you guys think? I'm leaning towards Canada.
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[Grislygus]

5PEnGQmD6aY

"is a community college man- STOP LAUGHING!"

[Esuohlim]

I will be murdered by racist Asians

Oh yeah this is true, a dead haolie is the only accepted haolie. You're especially in trouble if you still look like greasy walking jap culture

[Esuohlim]

How many people remember the Terra and Cosmo foreplay thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24019) :x

This thread immediately comes to mind as the worst of the worst long non-Clement threads ever on this board. However, reading through it again there's some pretty funny shit on there (as long as you don't read any Terra, Cosmo, or Lenor posts). But the stuff that isn't funny, man, it's just fucking awful.

Overall I don't know what to think of it! :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[Fathom Zero]

Dylan. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Hay Rankeri;

http://soundcloud.com/nettwerkmusicgroup/junkie-xl-made-for-each-other-feat-jan-hammer

[Otto]

I am getting my first tattoo soon! Going to get an estimate sometime this weekend.

[Esuohlim]

Dylan. :(

Sorry bro I didn't know your real name yet :( :(

[Esuohlim]

How do you remember all these peoples first names? :(

The sad thing is that I still know who all those people are :(

[Fathom Zero]

THAT'S BULLSHIT, MANG.

[Grislygus]

You people are never learning my name :(

[Fathom Zero]

I bet it's Tucker. Or Clyde.

[Otto]

HUNTER

[Fathom Zero]

Or Charles, but you go by Chuck or Charlie.

[Grislygus]

I'll give you a hint, it's a Welsh name

[Grislygus]

HAVE FUN WITH THAT ONE

[Esuohlim]

LLEWELLYN

[Grislygus]

Without Pub Lover, YOU'LL NEVER TRACK ME DOWN

[Grislygus]

four letters, btw

[Otto]

Conway

[Esuohlim]

GRUFFYDD?

Fuck this game

[Grislygus]

NOPE NOPE NOP

[Esuohlim]

IS IT GUS

[Esuohlim]

>:

[liquidstatik]

..

[Otto]

This game sux

[Grislygus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RaNkeri]

Hey Rankeri buddy we used to be best friends

We still are :love

[Esuohlim]

Fuckin' bringing me down, as per usual

EMYR

[Esuohlim]

GIRLY GUS

Hahahaha I bet his name is Megan :x

[Otto]

Dr. Sharkface mcscamsalot willstealyourkidneysington

[Grislygus]

GIRLYGUS IS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS I MADE TO MOCK THAT MOLTRESXX FGT, YOU HAVE TO GUESS HER NAME TOO



I want to keep dropping an endless stream of incredibly useful and infuriating hints, but there's always the risk of an English person figuring it out :(

[Pentegarn]

GIRLYGUS IS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS I MADE TO MOCK THAT MOLTRESXX FGT, YOU HAVE TO GUESS HER NAME TOO

That was the hardest I ever laughed at a single thread I think

[RaNkeri]

Man, I would totally hang out with milhouse

[Grislygus]

Rankeri sits in a corner, drinking alone and watching Milhouse jealously

[RaNkeri]

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

[Grislygus]

I'll be nice and tell you Girlygus' nicknames. In Junior High, she was called Big Bertha and in High School she was known as "That Weird Guy"

[Fathom Zero]

Bryn.

[Grislygus]

nyope. It IS a four letter name, though. Most people would never know my name was welsh. If they heard my name, they would spell it wrong. If they read my name, MOST people pronounce it wrong due to the spelling.



When they do hear my name, people IMMEDIATELY think of peanut butter and candy


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Fathom Zero]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES, RIDDLER

[Tadao]

Rhys

[executioneer]

ITS RHYS YOU DUMDUMS

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

I see that more often as a surname, though.

[Pub Lover]

Also, Pub used to be here 24/7 as the forum's guardian angel, now he ignores us all :(
I can't be online and kiss girls at the same time. It is a rule. You know this rule. In your heart. Your tiny, cold heart.
Without Pub Lover, YOU'LL NEVER TRACK ME DOWN
Danny asked me for your name. If he had included the super easy clue he would've looked so smart to you dummies.
Rhys
ITS RHYS YOU DUMDUMS
So easy to get even without that stupid peanut butter clue.
Man, I would totally hang out with milhouse

Rankeri sits in a corner, drinking alone and watching Milhouse jealously

a silent guardian, a watchful protector
RannyK is the new Pub. Finland is the New Texas.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2439/danceq.gif

Am I dancing or jacking off, who knows :eek

:love

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I missed the boat but I miss GRAVYGUS

[Fathom Zero]

MAKING ANOTHER PIZZA. THREW ONIONS ONTO IT

GOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD.

[Grislygus]

Fuckin hell >: Knew I shouldnt have jabbered on about the fuckin peanut butter and candy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't know Rhys was a welsh name. Thought it was more of a futuristic name.

[Sam]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NAME OF A DWARF AND THE TEACHER ON SLIDERS

[Grislygus]

THEY USE THE FGT ASS FRENCH-BASED SPELLING (REESE)



WAIT, NO, JOHN-RHYS DAVIES DOESN'T



JOHN-RHYS DAVIES IS A COOL GUY BRA

[Esuohlim]

I WOULD BANG THE CHICK ON SLIDERS SO HARD :(

[Grislygus]

MAKING ANOTHER PIZZA. THREW ONIONS ONTO IT

GOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD.

FUCK SON IS THAT A BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA



I SMELL A BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA AND SAM AND I BETTER FUCKING GET SOME OF IT
89% OF ALL BEER AND MEN AGREE THAT BARBECUE CHICKEN IS A SUPERIOR PIZZA

[Grislygus]

AND THAT SHIT'S GONNA BE RIPPED APART IN SECONDS SO YOU BETTER GO MAKE ENOUGH PIZZA FOR EVERYONE CAPTAIN SELFISH

[Esuohlim]

JOHN-RHYS DAVIES IS A COOL GUY BRA

http://www.throwmetheidol.com/autographs/davies.jpg

YES HE IS

http://www.ischiaglobal.com/foto/Pavarotti.jpg

SO IS PAVAROTTI

http://insidecatholic.com/Joomla/images/102/dom.jpg

AND DOM DELUISE

http://www.chef2chef.net/img/featured-chef/paul-prudhomme.jpg

AND PAUL PRUDHOMME >:

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/milpoolrankeri.jpg

Hey milpool, wanna go throw some hoops?

[Esuohlim]

Sure thing there's nothing manlier than a game of basketball son

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2771/basketballm.jpg

[Grislygus]

We will use the time-honoredpizzeria tradition of ordering a crappy beer in an ice-cold can so that we can swig it before each bite, cooling our mouths so as to be able to eat the scalding pizza as fast as possible while watching making sure none of those other two-bit f@#%ers get any more slices of pizza than you od, further ensuring that no one gets nearly enough pizza and that you order another one, more beer, and a side of buffalo wings

[Grislygus]

dude i would totally eat pizza with john-rhys davies pavarotti and dom delouise, pavarotti would keep inadvertantly breaking into song in between witty anecdotes while dom delouise joked and john-rhys davies acted all like john-rhys davies and everyone else in the pizzeria would be all HOLY SHIT, I THINK I RECOGNIZE THOSE PEOPLE WHY DO I RECOGBIZE THOSE PEOPLE IF ONLY I HADNT WATCHED SO MANY ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND HADNT LISTENED TO LADY GAGA MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO RECOGNIZE THEM and that would be the best day ever :(

[Pentegarn]

dude i would totally eat pizza with john-rhys davies pavarotti and dom delouise, pavarotti would keep inadvertantly breaking into song in between witty anecdotes while dom delouise joked and john-rhys davies acted all like john-rhys davies and everyone else in the pizzeria would be all HOLY SHIT, I THINK I RECOGNIZE THOSE PEOPLE WHY DO I RECOGBIZE THOSE PEOPLE IF ONLY I HADNT WATCHED SO MANY ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND HADNT LISTENED TO LADY GAGA MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO RECOGNIZE THEM and that would be the best day ever :(

But would you order a pitcher of beer?

[Pentegarn]

Also, Milpool, come talk March Madness in the sports forum with us!

[Grislygus]

But would you order a pitcher of beer?

MANY

[Esuohlim]

Also, Milpool, come talk March Madness in the sports forum with us!

I've got a busy day today I won't be able to indulge in any first round festivities :(

[Dimnos]

Wait... Pitchers or cans? Or perhaps bottles? Fuck I just dont know anymore.

[Grislygus]

You use cans if you eat with other young people, because they're colder and you don't care about the taste. The beer becomes an accessory to help you eat faster and (hopefully) more than your buddies can before the whole damn pizza disappears.

If you're in for the long haul and not short on cash, you can always order plenty more, so you don't need the mouth-cooling action and it'll be safe to get pitchers of beer and enjoy yourself




Sharing pizza with a group of other twenty-somethings when you're pooling money and can't afford too many pizzas... that's not recreational, that's a brutal fucking sporting event

[Grislygus]

14 people logged on, forty five lurkers and nobody's posting in the chat thread? Or posting at all? You guys suck

[Zhukov]

I should be asleep since it's 5:14am. I have a busy day ahead of me being unemployed.

[Pentegarn]

14 people logged on, forty five lurkers and nobody's posting in the chat thread? Or posting at all? You guys suck

While my suckiness is an established fact, it has nothing to do with my lack of posts here, blame March Madness for that

[Esuohlim]

I've got an enormous test tomorrow so I hate that round one started today. I'm getting hella distracted :(

[RaNkeri]

good luck on your test buddy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It creeps me out when a green admin posts...and then isn't on when I read it. Then there name is green and the green mockery eyeballs aren't.....like a hollow shell drifting through space.

[Kitsa]

Someone just asked me if I was my baby's grandmother. Holy fucking hell that's bad timing :(

[Zhukov]

People say it's rude to ask a lady how old she is, so Kitsa, how old do you look?

[Kitsa]

I'm used to feeling about 95 on average, but I turn 33 tomorrow.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Make sure you watch Naked Gun.

[Esuohlim]

I wonder if people who post a lot and then suddenly stop one day for months and months are dead. :eek

Such as Metalmilitia aka CatPost who I just realized hasn't posted since August but didn't wane in his posting either.

[Fathom Zero]

Stefan is not deaded.

[The Leader]

I think that Sethomas killed himself or was committed again. :(

[Pentegarn]

God I hope not :(

[Grislygus]

I see him active on gmail every once in a while, he's fine

[Colonel Flagg]

Good. :)

[Colonel Flagg]

Someone just asked me if I was my baby's grandmother.

Kitsa, I'm old enough to be your dad. Frankly, I'm old enough to be everyone's dad. :(


Does that mean that I look like my 2 year old's Great Grandfather? :tear

[Tadao]

yes

[Pub Lover]

Seth is alive. I made the joke that he was dead to MLE and she sought him out and then cussed at me a bunch.

MLE is all about the cusses, you guys. Seriously. :eek

[Zhukov]

I wish MetalMilitia was still here.

[Pub Lover]

http://thepersiankittens.com/images/DrCat.jpg

[Zhukov]

Close enough for me to miss him more. :(

[Zhukov]

I just watched a documentary about the battle for Stalingrad, and it included the first hand testimony of one German soldier named Hahden Koch.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not a WWII buff, but I love reading about Stalingrad.

[Wiffles]

You guys should play "Great Battles of WW2: Stalingrad", an RTS game solely about stalingrad. X)

[Kitsa]

I'm being given a DSLR as a gift, due to my art and whatnot, and salespeople are really starting to piss me off. I went into Best Buy yesterday because their website said they had the one I wanted in stock, and I wanted to feel how heavy it was with lens attached so I could be sure I could handle the weight. Instead the guy tries to sell me on a shitty nikon point and shoot, then said he's never heard of the memory card I want and tries to get me to buy a jump drive instead.

I'd just order it but I don't want to get stuck with a shit return policy, and I want to actually see and feel the camera first.

[Esuohlim]

Album #4 Beatles For Sale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatles_for_Sale#Track_listing)

A step back. It's an incredibly bland album reminiscent of the first two, I don't even remember any melodies. Everything is sounding the same as everything else. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://thepersiankittens.com/images/DrCat.jpg

Best candystriper ever :love
Album #4 Beatles For Sale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatles_for_Sale#Track_listing)

A step back. It's an incredibly bland album reminiscent of the first two, I don't even remember any melodies. Everything is sounding the same as everything else. >:

It gets better again.

[Zhukov]

He faced the horrors of the Eastern Front, the brutality of street fighting in Stalingrad, and decades of abuse in the Soviet Gulag system, but still the most fearful thing in this man's life was when people realised his name sounded like Harden Cock.


Kitsa, what camera are you looking at?

[Grislygus]

Oh man I wish I had enough spending cash for a DSLR and wide angle lens :(

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF MY PAIN

[Kitsa]

I don't have spending cash, so don't be jealous of me on that front. This is entirely through the generosity of a relative. And I ask daily if they're sure they understand how much a DSLR costs.

I'm looking at an Olympus E620. I picked up a 420 and the weight felt okay, but I like the low-light features of the 620 better.

[Dimnos]

I wish MetalMilitia was still here.

Didnt MM get pissed off at someone, Khal I think, and just walk off never to return?

[RaNkeri]

what?

[Esuohlim]

That sounds more like a pussy James thing to do.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[elx]

oh buggers

[Pub Lover]

Is that a request? :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

http://i.imgur.com/rhAjR.gif

[Zhukov]

Is that a request? :orgasm

:lol

Hey elx, if we meet on the Mainland then it wont be illegal. Also, welcome back.

[Colonel Flagg]

Welcome back, lassie. :)

[Fathom Zero]

I had the greatest day ever with sexy girls. How's your life, Pub?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Let's hear more about the sexy girls first.

[Pub Lover]

My day could've involved sexy girls too, you know. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sorry. From now on Pub will always come before sexy girls in my book. :)

[Pub Lover]

I usually aim for the same time, but if they don't mind... ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Same here. My new GF is weird and won't tell me when she does though. I can usually tell but sometimes she's sneaky. She of course knows when I do aside from me yelling non-sense at the same time. Trying really hard to get away with yelling "CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!" next time with her.

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[RaNkeri]

30€ for a movie poster? Don't think so, brah

[Tadao]

Went to Anihiem Stadium on Friday. My GF had to go to religious education cause she teaches at a Catholic school, so I went along. The stall were pretty gay but I did like one guys art.

http://lalogarcia.com/

http://lalogarcia.com/images/gllry/passionol_garden.jpg
http://lalogarcia.com/images/gllry/sacred_nativity.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Deco-y. I like it.

[Zhukov]

Looks like it belongs on a Spanish civil war poster.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.lazertits.com/

This is probably NSFW.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.lazertits.com/

This is probably NSFW.

I like the one riding the motorcycle

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.lazertits.com/photo/1280/439421425/1/tumblr_kz2yoj7a7v1qbpe1p

[Zhukov]

Someone is probably making money of that. Christ.

[Zhukov]

Pub, it's pretty late. You should be in bed.

[Zhukov]

OK good.

[Grislygus]

Looks like it belongs on a Spanish civil war poster.

David Alfarro Siqueros didn't start painting until after the Spanish Civil war, when he moved to Mexico :(




Though you're right on the (general, stylistic) money, I'm impressed

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would let her sound my seventh trumpet.

[Sam]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bXpyyTU4Rj0/SxGOHwNPQNI/AAAAAAAAAEU/uUMvy71MEL8/s1600/airhorn2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Pub, it's pretty late. You should be in bed.

Man, At that time I needed to be working, not sleeping. :x

...or reading message boards. ;)

[Kitsa]

You may be delighted to know I managed to accidentally punch myself in the face tonight and gave myself a nosebleed that lasted the better part of an hour.

[Zhukov]

I'm ecstatic.

[captain516]

So, uh, Obama's health care bill was passed. Does anybody care?

[Esuohlim]

You may be delighted to know I managed to accidentally punch myself in the face tonight and gave myself a nosebleed that lasted the better part of an hour.

You may be delighted to know that my name is Kitsa and I'm incredibly self-absorbed

[Esuohlim]

Album #5: Help! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help!_(album)#Track_listing)

The first half of the album is the same old shit, but suddenly a surprise comes at the latter half of the album with "It's Only Love". After 4.5 albums, I finally come across a song that I actually think I like. And then it happens again with "Tell Me What You See". And then again with "I've Just Seen a Face". What the hell is going on?

So yeah, a notable improvement. I'm finally optimistic about this whole stupid endeavor.

[Esuohlim]

So, uh, Obama's health care bill was passed. Does anybody care?

What the hell is an obama?

[Kitsa]

yes, milhouse, you sure showed me. kudos.

[Esuohlim]

Sorry but I couldn't help but notice that 95% of your posts aren't continuing existing conversations but instead starting new ones that reference yourself and your mundane life

And 95% of THOSE posts are only acknowledged by Tadao

[Kitsa]

Fair enough, but how much satisfaction does all the "everybody hates you, go die" shtick really provide? I mean, I know it more or less fuels this place, but still, it seems like some of the thrill would be gone after a while.

All we have to bring to the table is ourselves, and that includes your Cameron-looking ass.

[Zhukov]

I know I'm eagerly awaiting the next Beatles album review.

[Pub Lover]

Amateurish in every respect. Not watchable. This movie was a big disappointment for my wife daughter. We sat down for an evening together and ending up annoyed and feeling cheated. The movie would be useful for anyone interested in how not to make a movie. A well made movie is seamless and the viewer is not distracted while watching to wonder about he skills of those who made the movie. Conceivably a viewer might be forgiven if they thought that anyone can make a movie. This movie is a sure cure of such delusions. Just watch this and get reminded of how much effort it takes to develop a coherent plot, to have words for the characters that don't make them sound repetitious and insane and to set up shots where viewers can actually see what is going on.
..

[captain516]

I like watching movies with my wife-daughter too!

[Pub Lover]

;)

[RaNkeri]

Somebody please tell me, why are some people in US so against the health care reform? What's so un-american in it?

[Kitsa]

Because as good as it sounds, and as much as it would help people in theory, and as wonderful as all that would be, the government can't seem to help but fuck up everything it touches. At least, that's been the personal experience and opinion of many.

[Supafly345]

Also they keep forgetting how large corporations keep purposely fucking them over. Plus black guy.

[Esuohlim]

Fair enough, but how much satisfaction does all the "everybody hates you, go die" shtick really provide? I mean, I know it more or less fuels this place, but still, it seems like some of the thrill would be gone after a while.

All we have to bring to the table is ourselves, and that includes your Cameron-looking ass.

I'M JUST LETTING OFF A LITTLE PENT UP STEAM / MISOGYNY, NO NEED TO TAKE IT TOO PERSONALLY

[Babs]

I know I'm eagerly awaiting the next Beatles album review.

Yeah Cameron-looking ass, when's the next review coming?

[Zhukov]

Somebody please tell me, why are some people in US so against the health care reform? What's so un-american in it?

I always saw it as a deep resentment of helping people who wont help themselves. Why should my taxes go towards helping some junkie who has no job? etc.


I hear a lot of "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" get thrown around, even though that sounds impossible to do.

[Kitsa]

I know that if the socialized insurance is anything like the government-run insurance I deal with now, we're all fucked.

[Pub Lover]

But if the government option is so poor an alternative then everyone that has a choice won't pick it, and it'll only be people that had no option before that'll use it. If your government-run insurance was bad before, it staying bad is going to mean what for you?
Taxes spent on your nation's military will still far outstrip any spent on healthcare.


Yay.

[Pub Lover]

Goshdarn it, I got caught up in the hopey change. :x

[Pub Lover]

http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.120615599.jpg

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39877535

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Zhukov]

It seems like the 80s are back, except only all the bad stuff from the 80s.

[Pub Lover]

The 80s are only just getting to New Zealand for the first time.

[Pub Lover]

http://zubko.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/BatmanVsShark.jpg

[executioneer]

what, couldn't they draw batman as a woman, too

[Zhukov]

The 80s are only just getting to New Zealand for the first time.

It's 1992 here man. Get with the times.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/batcrotch.jpg

[executioneer]

hey guys wanna do me a favor and piss off an anime nerd too
click here to leech his bandwidth (http://www.angriestmonster.com/fuckyounerd.htm)

[Fathom Zero]

On a side note, some bot put porno on your message bored, willie.

[executioneer]

sheesh. i'm almost tempted to work on setting up a filter, but the total of three spambots that registered were not all that difficult to get rid of

[executioneer]

whoops that link wasn't even right

thats what i get for not sleeping from caffeine :lol

[Fathom Zero]

So what'd Kenseidouche do to you?

[executioneer]

he was a humorless dick that got yuku(ezboard) to delete people's links to his photobucket images

[executioneer]

and the funny part is: ALL THE IMAGES LINKED TO WERE IN HIS SIGNATURE ALREADY AND BEING LOADED ON THE PAGE

[executioneer]

well not all the images I'M linking to, but the ones that got deleted were

i google-found the rest

[Sam]

I F5'd it like 20 times Willie. I wanted extra good luck.

[Kitsunexus]

As much as I loathe FARK, you should try submitting it to them.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

..


It's got Rowdy Roddy Piper in it too.....AND HE'S ALL OUTA GUM.

[Esuohlim]

As much as I loathe FARK, you should try submitting it to them.

oh god they're 100% right!

bye.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/batcrotch-1.jpg

[jhonnyD2]

the pics here is strange u men.... u could think about changing them all....

[Zhukov]

Hmm, good point. Are you from China?

[Kitsunexus]

Here is a rather fascinating list of ways to linguistically avoid reality:
http://iteslj.org/Lessons/Alkire-Euphemisms.html

You're not fat, you're just overweight! America doesn't bomb other countries, we send in air support! I'M NOT GOING TO A BROTHEL, I'M GOING TO A MASSAGE PARLOR! :lol

Why is the world so sensitive? Part of the world's problems seems to be the inability to face our problems.

[RaNkeri]

GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE EYE


GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE FUCKING EYTREDSFEEEEE

[Kitsunexus]

GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE EYE


GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE FUCKING EYTREDSFEEEEE

Have you tried that? Like on purpose? It's really not that bad when you get used to it, it helps you get used to stronger attack deterrent sprays and even works to cure pinkeye. You'll want to be careful about your desensitization sessions though, if you keep dousing your eyes with caustic chemicals, even with something as weak as grapefruit juice (arguably the weakest acid of all the citruses) you'll develop ocular trauma pretty quickly. So don't do it in a span of hours or even days, try a span of 30 minutes every week. That will lessen the eventual ocular damage while still providing adequate desensitization. After like three weeks though, I quit. Grapefruit sessions are even more boring than shaving, and my ADHD won't stand for that, mild as it is.

[MattJack]

Kitsu I listened to your tunes. Music forum thread mayng

[Esuohlim]

Have you tried that? Like on purpose? It's really not that bad when you get used to it, it helps you get used to stronger attack deterrent sprays and even works to cure pinkeye. You'll want to be careful about your desensitization sessions though, if you keep dousing your eyes with caustic chemicals, even with something as weak as grapefruit juice (arguably the weakest acid of all the citruses) you'll develop ocular trauma pretty quickly. So don't do it in a span of hours or even days, try a span of 30 minutes every week. That will lessen the eventual ocular damage while still providing adequate desensitization. After like three weeks though, I quit. Grapefruit sessions are even more boring than shaving, and my ADHD won't stand for that, mild as it is.

told u i wuz hardcore

[Kitsunexus]

told u i wuz hardcore

Denounce me all you want, friend, but when the police state hits full force and we're both tied down in the interrogation chamber, I won't be the traitor spilling secrets.

[Otto]

No, you'll be spilling all of the secrets when they threaten to DELETE ALL YOUR ANIMES

[Esuohlim]

You're right hey Rankeri buy me a bag of lemons I need to do some training

[Kitsunexus]

Kitsu I listened to your tunes. Music forum thread mayng

Cool, thanks so much! :3

[Colonel Flagg]

[...] something as weak as grapefruit juice (arguably the weakest acid of all the citruses) [...]

You mean the lowest acid content of all the citruses. And that's not correct - orange and tangerine are lower. Grapefruit is pretty square in the middle, even allowing for varietal variation.

All the significant acid contained in citrus fruits is the same - citric acid, predictably.

Ranny, hope your eye feels better, dude. :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Have you tried that? Like on purpose? It's really not that bad when you get used to it, it helps you get used to stronger attack deterrent sprays and even works to cure pinkeye. You'll want to be careful about your desensitization sessions though, if you keep dousing your eyes with caustic chemicals, even with something as weak as grapefruit juice (arguably the weakest acid of all the citruses) you'll develop ocular trauma pretty quickly. So don't do it in a span of hours or even days, try a span of 30 minutes every week. That will lessen the eventual ocular damage while still providing adequate desensitization. After like three weeks though, I quit. Grapefruit sessions are even more boring than shaving, and my ADHD won't stand for that, mild as it is.

Shut up.

[Kitsunexus]

Shut up.

Sorry. ._.

[Babs]

Tadao, am I on your ignore list?

[Pub Lover]

Babs, you're on all our ignore lists. Our ignore lists for our hearts.

[Babs]

Just love me

[Babs]

Your minds are telling me no. But your bodies are telling me yes.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2850498

"When we tried these out on pre-schoolers rifles in 300 Winchester, they worked remarkably well. However, caution should be exercised when using lasers around small children as they tend to leave the switch in the "on" position and thereby shorten battery life. Our school is now ordering more so that each child will independently have sighting capability for any new weapons he or she later procures. Thank you Toys-R-Us for stocking this hard to find item!"

[Babs]

God bless America

[Colonel Flagg]

Babs, you're on all our ignore lists. Our ignore lists for our hearts.

;)

[Babs]

Do not wink to that, that makes me feel really uncomfortable. WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME.

[executioneer]

he's not winking he got fruit juice in his eye

[Esuohlim]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/509/pubf.jpg

[executioneer]

okay so my efforts to get people to gang up on the nerd's photobucket were probably for naught:

#1: possibly has a Pro account w/ unlimited transfer, apparently he mentioned it at some point (i don't believe him, and if it's true, who the hell pays for photobucket. buy some actual hosting, it's not dramatically more expensive and you can host something besides .pngs of your favorite anime character)

#2: figured out how to make an auto-refresh version, and how to completely disable my cache in FF. my computer's automatically loading that page twice every three seconds now :lol

i'm gonna let it get to 20,000 or 30,000 or something before shutting it off just to be sure the photobucket pro bs wasn't a lie

[Esuohlim]

For what it's worth I F5ed like 300 times :(

[executioneer]

it was really cathartic to think that just by pushing a combination of buttons, i was one tiny bit closer to infuriating an internet retard

[Zhukov]

:lol

[Grislygus]

Have you tried that? Like on purpose? It's really not that bad when you get used to it, it helps you get used to stronger attack deterrent sprays
RAPE

[Tadao]

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Ok so I got curious so I asked my friend about nanowires and got this:
12:03 PM Kevin: so i dont really know too much about nanowires, but nanotubes can do anything
12:05 PM we like them because they can be semiconducting or metallic, they have great transport along their length (good for shooting electrons around), one can make transparent conductors by degenerately doping the semiconducting tubes, we're also using them in solar cells with polymers
12:06 PM me: ok just got back from lab
12:07 PM ok so make me transparent aluminum
ugh you don't get star trak references
12:08 PM Kevin: but i guess people also like them because they have tensile strength and dont react away too easily, and people like using them for things like batteries and capacitors and i just read a paper on using them as guides for thermopower waves
chewie was in star trek too, right?
me: thermopower waves! :-o
12:09 PM that's so exciting that i'm gonna get lunch
seriously though that sounds cool what is that
Kevin: yum!
12:10 PM well basically they can have high thermal conductivity, so i think people showed that you could guide a chemical reaction down the length of the nanotube
its like lighting one end and having junk all along the tube that burns off and they think they can store lots of energy this way



Ok so great! Fun!
Man, that sure does sound awesome. Very familiar though, for some reason.

Edit:

Nanometre 'fuses' for high-performance batteries (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8556656.stm?ls)

:eek
Oh well shit. At least I read my posts, Eh? :dunce

[Colonel Flagg]

I read your posts too, dude! :lol

When one is all "Hi I'm New Here!" one tends to make errors of incompletion. I still do, sometimes. (And I guess I'm still new, as I can't get vet cred for at least another 20-30 years)

I'm hoping he gets caught up. :\

[Colonel Flagg]

he's not winking he got fruit juice in his eye

JESUS GOD THAT HURTS!

[Pub Lover]

I ...I can't get vet cred for at least another 20-30 years...

You can always buy your vethood with one topless picture of yourself, Colonel. ;)


It has the added benefit that you'll be legally licensed to say "TITS OR GTFO!" to whoever you want! :eek


You know you want to. :orgasm

[Colonel Flagg]

:x

:mewbies

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You can always buy your vethood with one topless picture of yourself, Colonel. ;)


It has the added benefit that you'll be legally licensed to say "TITS OR GTFO!" to whoever you want! :eek


You know you want to. :orgasm

I never got my vet card.

[Zhukov]

Neither did I. I think the majority of vets are gone now, too.

[Tadao]

TITS OR GTFO!

[Dimnos]

TITS OR GTFO!

http://cdn.eguiders.com/uploads/Mr%20Pregnant.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I scrolled down too quick so it froze and I thought it was Tadao. My bad.

[Fathom Zero]

Mark Twain has never been more fucking boring.

I'm thinking of turning in this paper without making any improvements.

[Dixie]

i kinda miss you fags.
be back in a couple of weeks.
love and curbstomps,
dixie

[Tadao]

:X

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i kinda miss you fags.
be back in a couple of weeks.
love and curbstomps,
dixie

Where're you off to this time?

[Dixie]

on tour again. currently in new mexico. mountains here are purdy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's a new mexico? Just don't stop in phoenix or you'll get robbed.

[Grislygus]

Before we moved, we had this one neighbor who, to put it as nice as I can, was a seriously deranged overweight Hispanic man who would take shits in his backyard (no lie, the police finally put a stop to that though), play his guitar and sing Tejano songs at 4:30 AM, dig through EVERYONE'S dumpsters, drive around the block going somewhere in the vicinity of 90MPH (police put a stop to this too), and most bizarely he would whip out a garden hose and spray his roof down. I kinda felt sorry for him because he was in serious need of some psychiatry or something, but he had no one, no one at all. I still drive down my old street because it's on the way to my job, and his house is boarded up now, and his yard is overgrown.


I bet he was a real chill, fascinating character, YOU JUST NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW HIM you ungrateful fuck. You could have talked to him and discovered that he was a master guitarist with sever psychological problems and stood by him, proven to be his first real friend and helped him land a performance at Carnegie hall and secured the movie rights and made both of you filthy rich but you're just too focused on outward appearances. Good job.

Psychotic Mexican Man, you live on in my heart :(

[Tadao]

WHAT'S HIS WEIGHT GOTTA DO WITH IT. QUIT BEING A ******.

[The Leader]

on tour again. currently in new mexico. mountains here are purdy.
Don't get your tit infected again.

[Dixie]

i am staying far away from spiders and have become psychotic about hand sanitizers. right now i just have a sinus infection from cedar pollen overload in texas. i'm actually quite sure it's AIDS.

and no phoenix for us, we're headed to scotsdale next. then it's 3 shows in california. yay.

[Tadao]

LA?

[Grislygus]

DON'T TELL HIM, HE'LL STALK YOU AND STUFF YOU IN A PILLOWCASE

[Dixie]

yes i'll be in LA, violet undergound i think is the name of the club. i'm on the "9 toes tour".

[Tadao]

Shit, no money honey. Next month would have been good.

[Babs]

:pagebrak

god damnit, everyone goes to Cleveland never Columbus.

edit: http://blog.southernlord.com/?p=237 is that you they're talking about? You're actually a guy named Dave "Dixie" Collins? HOLY SHIT :x

[Kitsa]

Columbus doesn't have its shit together enough to host very much. They're probably going to lose their hockey team, too.

[Babs]

Yeah I heard about the probability of losing the Blue Jackets. Everyone was bitching about not putting the casino in the arena district and quite honestly, I thought that would of really helped out that specific area along with Columbus in general. Now, it's location is on the west side near Broad St. aka get raped-ville.

[Colonel Flagg]

It's as if people don't know Columbus is the largest city in Ohio.

[Kitsa]

There are some nice areas left over near Dublin.

Also, this:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2010-03-16-IHE-cornell-suicides-16_ST_N.htm

I went to Ithaca and Cornell :(

[Pub Lover]

In my dream last night Willie and I were marathoning through Space Ghost and then we were at a swimming pool arguing about whether Switcheroo was a good episode :(

What side of the argument were you on? Was it... was... was it the w-wrong side? :chatter

[executioneer]

yes i'll be in LA, violet undergound i think is the name of the club. i'm on the "9 toes tour".
oh hey that's going thru seattle next monday :eek

[camacazio]

HEY WILLIE YOUR POSTS DON'T END WITH -WILLIE

[executioneer]

I STOPPED DOING THAT A MILLINO YEARS AGO :(

[Supafly345]

Someone was absent during those years. Also: ask Willie Thread.

[Esuohlim]

What side of the argument were you on? Was it... was... was it the w-wrong side? :chatter

I don't remember, but I definitely wrote "Switcheroo" on a chalkboard so that's how I know :eek

[RaNkeri]

Going to a hand egg game today, GOD DAMN

[Zhukov]

So, Rankeri, what the fuck is a hand egg game?

[Terra]

I was too proud to ask that. Thank you.

[camacazio]

http://eatliver.com/img/2009/3849.jpg

[jhonnyD2]

................

[Pub Lover]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v226/1590/74/n670255906_4421.jpg

REPENT

Looking good Eric, just stop wearing douchebag shirts.

But he can carry on being a douchebag, right? :eek

[Tadao]

Of course! You just don't want to advertise that you'll never pay them back the 20 dollars.

[RaNkeri]

The game wasn't that bad and I found the sport to be some what enjoyable to watch. Might be chencking out SI's NFL pages from now on.

Hand egg seems to be okayish sport after all

[Esuohlim]

Oh ok is hand egg what everyone else in the world calls American football in order put yanks in their place?

Or are we talking something that usually ends up looking like this:

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9114/eggfight.jpg

[Kitsa]

4zqCAzi8odI

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Osaka.jpg

:love

[Tadao]

I need to do a Nathan Explosion before I cut my hair.

[executioneer]

Oh ok is hand egg what everyone else in the world calls American football in order put yanks in their place?
i think he is making the joke that it's not played with feet nor is the ball strictly ball-shaped

might be a reference to someone else making that joke, though, seems furmiliar

[Esuohlim]

http://www.augmentedplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/handegg.jpg

I found this thing