I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

It actually happens a lot. Tell someone you're allergic to shrimp (which, by the way, is also true) and they act very understanding. Tell someone you're allergic to honey and they roll their eyes...who the hell is allergic to honey?

I carry an allergy kit with me. As soon as I feel something happening, I take a pill and usually that stops it. If it doesn't, I have additional pills and an inhaler. Failing all that, I have an epi-pen. It's a sinister-looking thing and I'm afraid of it.

Anyway, the restaurant situation is complicated. I am trying to keep family happy by keeping family friends happy. The family friend in question makes all the restaurant selections, is a force to be reckoned with, is a senior citizen and is in poor health. I'm not in quite the "screw you, I'm not going there" position I'd like to be in. It was very much a keep-the-peace thing, where I vowed to avoid the honey dessert (and any possible honey-containing breads or lunchmeats) and keep my trap shut.

It would have gone quite well this time if not for the hair.

[Colonel Flagg]

I've been to many restaurants and received bits of glass, staples and the odd slug in the salad, but fortunately no hairs. At least none that I know about (and that's all that matters). Each instance = free meal.

And why are you being given crap about being allergic to honey? >: Anaphylactic shock is not a unique reaction after bee stings, and honey is, effectively, bee vomit. It's not rocket science, it's common sense!

[Fathom Zero]

KgjF1zM6wEY

[Fathom Zero]

So I herd a chiptune version of Ordinary World and I came in my pants.

[Zomboid]

I love putting bee vomit on my toast with some peanut butter.

[Kitsa]

I'm allergic to all kinds of stupid shit and it can be a real pain in the ass.

The only time I ever complained and got a free meal was at a Chinese buffet in Ithaca. The place was all kinds of gross already (I personally witnessed a little kid pick her nose, then stick her finger up the soft-serve nozzle), but when I poked through my noodles, there was a rubber band. Someone had just tossed a rubber-banded bunch of noodles into the pot, apparently, and it had just stayed that way. I called the manager over and showed him, and he made a big deal of yelling, "YOUR MEAL FREE! YOUR MEAL FREE!" and running away with the plate.

[MetalMilitia]

I'd have flicked the rubber band into his fat Chinese face so it twanged off his glasses.

[Kitsa]

fair enough.

[Zhukov]

I've been to two Chinese buffets in my life, the first one is close to where I work, so I went there for lunch, they served fried rice and fried chicken (??), and the MSG levels gave me a migraine headache.

The second one was in Melbourne, in the docklands district, and it was absolutely delicious. They served all kinds of duck, and even quail. Hundreds (well, maybe 25) of different types of dessert all served on tiny plates, so it was like dessert tapas. Expensive, but fantastic. They even did steak. Steak! In a buffet!

[Dimnos]

http://showtime.arkansasonline.com/e/img/places/grill5.JPG

:love :love :love :love :love

[Colonel Flagg]

I'd have thought a better name would be "Ghengis Prawns". But maybe their specialty isn't seafood.

[Kitsa]

or clever puns.

My all-time favorite Chinese restaurant was Uncle Chen's, near where I used to work. They soaked their rice in coffee before they fried it, for some reason. I tried it at home and it tasted awful, not at all like the delicious stuff at the restaurant.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We have a place called WOK & ROLL in my mall. I'll take a picture next time I'm there.

[Kitsa]

I saw a MOON WOK once, and I was so disappointed that they didn't have Chinese space-themed decor. :(

[Sam]

Mongolian BBQ is the best. :(

[Kitsa]

The only thing I know about mongolian food anything is about how they used to open a vein on their horses' necks and drink the blood when they were traveling so they didn't have to stop. Never found that thought especially appetizing, so I didn't pay much attention to modern-day Mongolian restaurants.

[Tadao]

Mongolian BBQs are where you have a buffet of uncooked food you throw into a bowl, and your own sauces, and then take to the cook. He fries it for you and gives it back to you to eat. I've never liked it all that much.

[Kitsa]

not the same bowl I hope :/

[Pub Lover]

Does it matter? The bowl is woven from pubic hair.

[Tadao]

Hah, it's asian, of course it's the same bowl! There is no way in hell they are gonna waste money running twice the amount of bowls.

[Kitsa]

Does it matter? The bowl is woven from pubic hair.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/riptrolling.jpg

:tear

[Dimnos]

Its awesome just go try it.

[Tadao]

My buddy who eats there all the time confirmed that they use a fresh bowl or plate. And now he is trying to make me go again. :(

[Pub Lover]

The suggestion that I could ever do it is flattering.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[kahljorn]

there's the kind of monogolian food where they put a piece of meat under their saddles and ride all the way through icy russia and then when they eat it its all warm and tenderized and delicious :(

[Sam]

IT'S FUCKING GOOD YOU FUCKS. >:

[Tadao]

Hahaha I just got an email saying they are gonna publish my zombie walk.

[Kitsa]

who is "they"?

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

urban dictionary.

[Sam]

God Kitsa, don't you know ANYTHING?

[Womti]

urban dictionary.


ALL RIIIIGHT
*HIGH FIVE*

[Tadao]

I just need to find some one to test it on. WHERE ARE YOU SHRUB! >:

[Sam]

>:

[Dimnos]

what the hell is your zombie walk?

[Pub Lover]

I noticed that she logs on most days to run a search for her name. Maybe if you guys talked about her more she'd actually post.

[Tadao]

lol what a lazy bitch

[Dimnos]

Never mind. I found it in the love line forum. :lol

[Sam]

If I say her name three times will I summon her like Beetlejuice?

[Sam]

SHRUBFEST SHRUBFEST SHRUBFEST

[Pub Lover]

You're gonna need a bigger font.

[Sam]

SHRUBFEST SHRUBFEST SHRUBFEST

[Tadao]

I'm not that clingy.

[Tadao]

Don't worry, you can start planning your wedding after I take her on a zombie walk.

[Sam]

IF ANYONE IS GOING TO ZOMBIE WALK HER, IT IS GOING TO BE ME. >:

[Pub Lover]

Maybe you could team up and Zombie Parade her?

[Kitsa]

urban dictionary did not assist me.

[Fathom Zero]

blue blooded murderer of the nglish tongue

[Colonel Flagg]

Hahaha I just got an email saying they are gonna publish my zombie walk.

Congratulations T. I learned something new today. Never mind if it's inappropriate, rude, or downright nasty. :|

(That was a compliment.)

[Tadao]

urban dictionary did not assist me.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zombie%20walk

definition #4

VOTE IT UP!

[Dimnos]

Nice. Voted.

[Tadao]

You better vote it up Shrub, I made it just for you.

[Shrubfest]

Man, I appear to be late.

Oops.

[Tadao]

That's ok, when I get done with you you won't be able to go very far.

[Shrubfest]

S******.


But once I've recovered, its my turn.

[Shrubfest]

WHAT! Why the hell is that beeped?

[Tadao]

can't say nigg er.

I already told you, that strap on is not going up my ass.

[Shrubfest]

Then up your nose it is!

[Tadao]

I shall have to stretch out my septum hole then.

[Shrubfest]

But blood makes a great lubricant!

[Tadao]

Deal, but the dildo has to be Japanese size.

[Shrubfest]

Ok. Wouldn't want to kill you. That would ruin the rest of the manouver.

[Tadao]

I'm gonna practice on hookers so that I can turn you into the perfect zombie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Can I donate to the Tadao's Zombie fundraiser instead?

[Shrubfest]

Should I dress up first, or you gonna tear my clothes for me?

Silly question.

[Tadao]

No no, foreplay is everything. The tearing of clothes, the bloody scratches, the carefully placed bruises. Just makes sure you stay out of the sun.

[Kitsa]

Eeeggghh. Thanks for proving that you & I were never meant to be, Tadao. :hypno

:lol

[Tadao]

Hehe, one self loathing day you'll want it. Thank god for you it goes away after a day.

[Kitsa]

I'm fairly certain that in my state a donkey punch would be pretty lethal, so I'm gonna have to pass.

[Tadao]

If youre already dizzy than I won't have to punch you in the back of the head.

[Kitsa]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Well done, Rankeri. :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

Such sweet message board fondling :love

[Pub Lover]

:pagebraK

[Pub Lover]

Oh bugger.

[Tadao]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/IlCavaliereErotico/RyBmaisJFgI/AAAAAAAABNk/wdzO7HL89oY/s400/ZombieSex.jpg

[Kitsa]

I can't help but notice that the male zombie looks a tad limp in the pants there.

[Pub Lover]

I can't help but notice that the male zombie looks a tad limp in the pants there.

Puns. :lol

[Tadao]

ZING!

[Kitsa]

My brother just got back from a vacation in England. He went to watch a Top Gear taping and did this:

http://www.everymanracing.co.uk/

He also sent back a t-shirt that said "my brother went to London and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".

:\

[Tadao]

Use it to pick up dog barf.

[kahljorn]

IM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A PIGEON. THOSE THINGS ARE ALMOST PEOPLE.

IT LANDED IN THE ROAD AND ITS LITTLE STUPID HEAD WAS LOOKING AT ME WHEN I DROVE OVER IT AND IT MADE A NOISE AND I KNEW THAT THAT NOISE WAS ITS HEAD WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN LOOKING AT ME WITH DUMBFOUNDED INNOCENCE.

[Pub Lover]

Now the ratio of pigeons that know not to land in the road vs the vast majority of the shitbirds is a little better. Well done.

[Tadao]

Maybe it was suicidal.

[Pub Lover]

Did K's town run out of hungry cats?

Also, what would have to happen for a pigeon to want to end it all?

[Tadao]

Being a pigeon.

[Pub Lover]

I would enjoy being a pigeon. :(

[Tadao]

Just watch out for Kahl.

[Fathom Zero]

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

[Pub Lover]

That would be your auto-onanism clouding your judgement again.

[Pub Lover]

SHIT, I forgot that it was Sam that I accused of being a persistant wanker earlier. :dunce
Sorry Dylan. :x

[Fathom Zero]

I love you anyway, baby.

[kahljorn]

PIGEONS NEED TO HAVE SELF-RESPECT TOO. PEOPLE AND PIGEONS ARE NOT SO MUCH UNALIKE.

PROBABLY SOME LITTLE KIDS WERE MAKING FUN OF IT AND TOLD IT IT HAD NO SOUL OR SOMETHING

[kahljorn]

AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF VENERATION FOR THE STATUE OF ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI

THAT WORD SUCKS CAUSE SOMEBODY COULD BE LIKE OH AN "ASS IS I" THAT IS CERTAINLY TRUE NOW ISNT IT KAHLJORN :COY

[Dr. Boogie]

I can't help but notice that the male zombie looks a tad limp in the pants there.

"Tad Limp" was Pub's porn name.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish you would have run over a seagull instead.

[Womti]

IM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A PIGEON. THOSE THINGS ARE ALMOST PEOPLE.

IT LANDED IN THE ROAD AND ITS LITTLE STUPID HEAD WAS LOOKING AT ME WHEN I DROVE OVER IT AND IT MADE A NOISE AND I KNEW THAT THAT NOISE WAS ITS HEAD WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN LOOKING AT ME WITH DUMBFOUNDED INNOCENCE.

:bestthread

[kahljorn]

BUT IF I RAN OVER A SEAGULL THEN IT COULDNT FIND CHICKS, MAKE EGGS. YOU WANT TO RUIN ITS CHANCE TO FIND CHICK MAKE EGG? ASSHOLE.

YOU STUPID BUNNIES YOU HAVE NO CHICKS!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Zomboid.

[Dr. Boogie]

Yeah, tomorrow.

[Pub Lover]

It is already tomorrow here in Texas. ;)

It is also snowing. :(

[Tadao]

Fuck Texas, they are the reason that the presidents dead.

[Kitsa]

We were driving along and some dumb bitch opened her door right into traffic. She was parked and didn't even look...coffee in one hand, phone to her ear, just opened the door. If we'd been a few inches over, we'd have taken off the door and maybe worse. Damn near gave me a heart attack.

Do you think that sort of thing actually scares people into being careful, or do you think they're just oblivious in general and it's a daily miracle they don't die?

[Tadao]

Nah, people are pigeons.

[Pub Lover]

If I paid attention to the many ways I could die at any moment, I would be too scared to leave my house. :(

Ways to die inside my house can be safely ignored?

[Kitsa]

when that happens, legally is it the door-opener's fault or the person driving by's fault?

[Pub Lover]

Legally? No idea.

Rationally? Ha ha ha!

[kahljorn]

Eh, that's not so bad, even though it is annoying. I consistently see people crossing busy intersections with their children -- not at the crosswalk, although the crosswalk is like 20 feet away.

The best solution is to yell at them and make them feel stupid.

[Pub Lover]

One of my least favourite frustrations is feeling inadaquate in convincing a stupid person of their stupidity.

I rarely get this feeling anymore thanks to the internet. :)

[Tadao]

If I paid attention to the many ways I could die at any moment, I would be too scared to leave my house. :(

Ways to die inside my house can be safely ignored?

H1Zo9AzFC4o

[Kitsa]

I regularly see people walking with very small children...2 or 3 years old...across a freeway on-ramp to get from a residential area to a shopping district. Without even holding their hand or looking back to make sure they're okay.

[Pub Lover]

Gross! That guy didn't clean the tops of his wall cabinets. :x

[Dr. Boogie]

It is already tomorrow here in Texas. ;)

It is also snowing. :(

It's still friday. You passed out into your pile of coke.

[Pub Lover]

Nuh Uh, it is Saturday. That is why I am at work.

[Kitsa]

I just found out our neighbor's been digging through our trash again. I hate that :(

[Pub Lover]

Do you have interesting trash?

[Tadao]

Isn't it against the law? Doesn't matter though cause you won't ruffle feathers. Unless it's a gay meth head feather.

[Kitsa]

no, our recycling around here is supposed to pay for the trash pickup, that's the agreement with the city...and people scrounge through the recycling before the truck comes and steal it to make the money themselves.

This guy was doing that and he took some other stuff...if I have it on the corner marked FREE, that's one thing, but don't go digging through my damn trash :(

There are people who will actually untie your trashbags to see if there's anything good in there. You'd think this was Calcutta, not suburban Ohio.

[Kitsa]

...and for what it's worth I do not believe for a MINUTE that guy was gay. Meth head, maybe.

[Dr. Boogie]

Nuh Uh, it is Saturday. That is why I am at work.

You don't get paid for posting in this thread. Still.

[Tadao]

He also didn't live next door. I don't care if people take all my recycling. I'm the one throwing out a nickle every 2 cans or whatever. But digging in my waste bin? I would be setting up spring loaded mice traps on those fuckers.

[Pub Lover]

Of course not, I get paid not to post in other places. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Paid in scorn.

[Kitsa]

I was just about to ask how much you charged :(

[kahljorn]

I live in a downtown area and people digging through the trash at odd hours of the night, the day or anytime really isn't all that unusual :O

[Kitsa]

yeah, well, where our communication breakdown usually happens is that this isn't a downtown area, and that wandering weirdos and people digging through private homes' trashcans are actually unusual here.

[kahljorn]

You need to have more compassion for others IN THIS ECONOMY.

[kahljorn]

also your post didn't make any sense :(

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm curious - are you the only one in your community with this problem? i.e. do you have the best trash? Or are you just one stop on the "buffet"?

[kahljorn]

probably a buffet unless her trashcans are the only one not in a backyard or somethin.

[Tadao]

I bet it's because her trash is clean and organized.

[kahljorn]

:lol man if this is rare for you guys then you guys have probably never seen a bum work truck before, have you?
BNum work trucks are pretty big, can carry lots of garbage, and are often constructed out of two shopping carts tied together, strollers with big trashcan things on them, or numerous other ingenious contraptions. I'll have to try to get a picture.. they're great when they are taking up both lanes in the road, going 2 miles per hour...

the other day I saw a caravan of three bums crossing a street with their bum trucks

[Tadao]

Hahahaha I have never seen that. I've seen 1 shopping cart with bags hanging over the side, but not 2 tied together.

[Fathom Zero]

HEY WHERE'S GRISLYGUS?

[Tadao]

WHo took the annoying critter people out of my signature :/

[kahljorn]

I'll have to get a picture next time i see one of them pushing it down the middle of the street...

[Sam]

SUITCASE FULL OF CASH, SO YOU KNOW I GOT THE CANDY CHROME
AUTOMATIC IN THE DASH, HAND IN HER PANTYHOSE
I GOT A FATTY ROLLED, WE DOING SIXTY FIVE
SHE OPENS UP HER MOUTH, AND PUTS MY DICK INSIDE

[Tadao]

I assume you mean side by side. Like a hummer? Not like this.

http://mayhem-chaos.net/photoblog/images/luxury_homeless_condo.jpg

[Kitsa]

The problem is concentrated in about six duplexes at this end of the street, where a redneck mentality prevails. In this instance, I found out later this evening that it was an immediate neighbor going through the garbage. I don't know if someone goes through everyone else's trash or not.

When we first moved in, the people across the street stole our newly delivered recycle bin, leaving them with three and us with none. And every time you bring anything recognizable to the curb, like an old torn-up couch or anything, you can see the blinds parting. As soon as it's dark (in most cases), someone comes out and drags it back to their house. I say "in most cases" because I've also seen it done in broad daylight.

I was very used to seeing this in downtown Chicago, but in suburban Ohio it's a little weird.

[Dommin]

One of my songs is now the official themesong for the AMV Hell spinoff series, AMV Minis.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The problem is concentrated in about six duplexes at this end of the street, where a redneck mentality prevails.

Read it too quick and thought you said the redneck military.

[Kitsa]

'bout that.

Dommin, I'm happy for you but I don't know what that is :(

[Dommin]

'bout that.

Dommin, I'm happy for you but I don't know what that is :(

http://www.amvhell.com

If you have any interest in anime whatsoever, there's a good three hours of laughs there.

[kahljorn]

nah ive seen that but one of the guys im thinking of in particular has two carts side by side. he might even have some carts in front of those ones, so that its four carts total. I dunno though its hard to tell. It's huge, and it has like a mound on it, and when you see the guy pushing it down the street his body's at like a 45 degree angle most of the time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bum bigrigs lead to Bum Convoys

[Tadao]

DUDE SCARY LASER GUYS!

https://lasers.llnl.gov/

[Tadao]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/kawaiiotaku08/kingdom%20hearts%20and%20FF/yaoi20kh-wet20kisses.jpg

http://www.amvhell.com

If you have any interest in anime whatsoever, there's a good three hours of laughs there.

Can you direct link me to the song, I don't want to read an anime board.

[Tadao]

SUP SHRUB, HOW ABOUT POSTING MORE PICS OF YOUR LOVELY ASS AROUND HERE.

[Tadao]

BITCH! I SAID GET NAKED!

[Kitsa]

I'm completely wiped out today, which makes no sense because I've done feck-all. I slept from 8pm to 4am, then from 5 to 10 am, then I managed to stay awake from 10-1 before falling asleep again until 4. It's now half past 6 and I'm yawning. What the hell?

[Tadao]

IT'S CALLED CHRONIC FATIGUE AND YOU KNOW IT! :rolleyes

I get it a lot. It's what happens when your body is in a constant fight.

[Kitsa]

I'm usually not that susceptible. It seems like a shame to waste a pretty spring day, so I did a loop around the neighborhood with the dog.

Some old guy gestured to her service-dog pack and asked me if she was carrying my sandwiches.

I couldn't decide if he was just being an idiot or if it was a fat joke, so I just laughed and moved on.

[Tadao]

Stop with the I'm fat thing already. It makes all of us think about our imperfections. Accept Zomboid. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

I'd like to clarify that I'm not fishing when I say that. I look at it as an acceptance of reality.

Why should I accept Zomboid?

[Tadao]

Opps, vodka makes my inner feelings about the big Z cum out.

[Tadao]

I doubt you would be fishing here, but I do think you are feeling bad about your weight and see it in everything around you. I am almost about to diagnosis you with emolitis.

[Kitsa]

don't you dare >:

[Tadao]

You are lucky enough to have a pretty face and talent.

[Tadao]

Just as I thought, you can't take a compliment without thinking tha someone is out to hurt you. I'm sorry, but this could be a fatal case.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

Imperfections make us all interesting.

[Kitsa]

I have a RAGING case of self-loathing and that's all you could ever want in an emotionally insecure woman.

If I just tacked on some pathetic public drunkenness and such, I'd have the whole package!

Oh, and by the way, fuck the stupid Redwings and Chris Osgood with his "I did everything right" shit.

[Esuohlim]

ANGRY AT SPROTS

[Esuohlim]

Maybe if the Penguins didn't have a 4-year-old team captain they'd have a better chance >:

[Esuohlim]

:hockeypost

[Tadao]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z298/cdump06/Images/Sports_Logos/NHL/images/hockey-redwings-extended.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.rpspecialt.com/cocereal.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

Best selling cereal in Michigan.

Plus it's good for you.

[Colonel Flagg]

As for me, I want both teams to lose. So I'll only get half a loaf. :(

[Kitsa]

Well, seriously, who answers an interview question with "I did everything right"?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I normally get up at like 8. I'm just waking up now and I think I drank too much last night.

I watched some old ninja movie last night and the star looks like an asian version of Sidney Crosby in playoff mode.

[Kitsa]

I'm refinishing a table and I feel all This Old House and shit.

[Tadao]

What ninja movies did you get?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Cyborg ninja
Golden ninja invasion
Phantom ninja kids strike force
17 ninjas
and 6 other ones for $10ish

[Tadao]

Haven't seen any of those., wait maybe Phantom ninja kids strike force.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The one we watched last night was amazingly bad. We started watching one that looked pretty good so we had to change it.

[Tadao]

Nope I was wrong :lol

lJXnJGWEp1o

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

I liked the picture in picture so you can see two kids kicking the shit out of the same hay person from different angles.

[RaNkeri]

I'm back :posh

[Kitsa]

shouldn't that be an eyeroll?

My dog never lets an intense lightning-storm go by without REALLY REALLY REALLY needing to go poop :(

[Womti]

that's disgusting.

[Tadao]

#1!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zombie%20walk&defid=3998772

I'm so proud :tear

[Fathom Zero]

I put one down so that it seemed more legitimate.

[Tadao]

:lol Legit on Urban Dictionary? That's crazy talk.

[Dimnos]

I like how you have taken over the #1 slot.

[Shrubfest]

Yay for the zombie walk!

Tell everyone you know!

[Womti]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=terminator&page=2

fuck the zombie walk do the terminator

[RaNkeri]

Man o' man, Silver Sonic is my fucking nightmare

[Kitsa]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1805114

I used to have a piano teacher who accused me of going through her house when I was waiting for my lesson. I'm still not sure what the hell she was talking about, because I never went further than the route we were supposed to take...coming in the back door after school, going down the basement stairs, and waiting in the little area outside the lesson room. But she said I was up going through drawers and stuff. I suspect there are more crazy-old-lady piano teachers out there than we think.

In the eighties I had a piano teacher who dated the guy who was the stand-in for Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies. At least, that's what he told her, and that's what she told everyone else, just about every hour on the hour. It was her big claim to fame. She was crazy enough, but probably only about 35.

[Tadao]

The amount of ass kissing in the front forums makes me dry heave sometimes.

[RaNkeri]

front forums?

[MarioRPG]

I don't know either.

[Tadao]

I call this the front forums.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=43

[Kitsa]

the front forums and the back forums have always seemed like two entirely separate creatures to me.

[Tadao]

http://dragonswithmatches.com/cms/images/uploads/JerryGarcia1.jpg

[Tadao]

And for that special gal.

http://www.miraclemountainimages.com/images/category229/KEN_KESEY_72dpi.jpg

[Kitsa]

Zane just did his acid test. At first he said "BYOA", then the flyers said "drug free", so I'm interested to know what actually went down.

I had a great poster signed by all the surviving Pranksters that disappeared mysteriously at the same time my ex did. :( Probably in my ex-MIL's living room right now.

[Tadao]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2d264p4.gif

Hmmm, I too am interested to see what actually happened. I'm afraid to say that it was probably a psychotic mix of the old and the new without any introductions.

[bigtimecow]

damnit i'm bored, tired, have a headache, can't sleep, fuck! and of course this thread is still dead whenever i'm ready to chat :(

[Tadao]

Clement doesn't make your heart warm and fuzzy?

[bigtimecow]

wha?

[Tadao]

Johnathan and his wacky shenanigans. But he's gone now.

[bigtimecow]

i have not a clue what you're talking about. my headache is roaring. what are you up to T dao

[Tadao]

Watching House, sobering up and downloading German porn. German girls are hot, just not when poop is involved though.

You should drink yourself to sleep, unless you don't drink.

[bigtimecow]

oh i drink, but i got no beer :( sleepless in seattle is almost done too :(

[Tadao]

Dam, you can't catch a break.

[bigtimecow]

I'M GOING TO BED BYE

[Misdemonar]

WHAT IS SUP

[Fathom Zero]

HEARTSICKNESS, YOU DULL FUCK

[Tadao]

I was on this ride yesterday.

3-y-0IFiZqY

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE

[Dixie]

Watching House, sobering up and downloading German porn. German girls are hot, just not when poop is involved though.

You should drink yourself to sleep, unless you don't drink.
the ET one is going to blow your miiiind

[Aaarg]

my ex-girlfriend tried to drop the "ex," ha.

[bigtimecow]

my current girlfriend is acting really weird lately, ha?

[Dimnos]

http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/

:lol The boobs are covered so you may or may not consider this NSFW, depending on where you work.

[Sam]

HEARTSICKNESS, YOU DULL FUCK

I THOUGHT YOU CALLED HIM A FULL DICK. :(

[bigtimecow]

your icon is saying full dick for shiz

[bigtimecow]

stuck at work until 3 yay!!!!!

[Kitsa]

I am supposed to be refinishing a table, but I have neither the energy nor the interest at the moment. I would rather hibernate for four or five more hours.

[Pub Lover]

Reuters has a pic of Rog that every hick news site is using to represent E3.

Frigging Picklehat.

[Pub Lover]

my ex-girlfriend tried to drop the "ex," ha.

The hot one? :eek

[RaNkeri]

Oh shit, my summer job starts tonight :x

[Pub Lover]

Ranny-K! What is your summer job? Something uniquely Finnish, no doubt.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[RaNkeri]

I'll be delivering morning papers

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/posti.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Atleast I get to do whatever I want during daytime.

[Pub Lover]

I played a video game of that back in the eighties, I can tell that you are in for a lot of fun.

[Dimnos]

Dude are they going to have a sweet obstacle course after your rout?

[RaNkeri]

I barely even get to use the bicycle, most of the buildings here are apartments :(

I'll make sure to post some pics of my trusty roadwarrior though

[Sam]

HAVE FUN GETTING PULLED INTO THE SEWER

[Aaarg]

The hot one? :eek

fuck yeah the hot one.

she expects me to be willing to move back to west virginia to be with her. haha. i told her that if she's "ever in the smokies and in need of a poke" to call me.

[Tadao]

Hah! That'll learn that cunt.

[Aaarg]

she said she'd come visit me if i had a bed. OOPS.

[Dimnos]

Tell her you have a bed. Im assuming you dont have a bed.

[Aaarg]

currently i'm living in someone else's house, on their living room floor. i am not inviting some skank here just so i can juggle her titties.

anyway when i do get my own place i'll probably just get a futon.

[Tadao]

Will they let he fuck you in the living room if she dances for them?

[Aaarg]

dance for me, boy! just like your mother used to!

[RaNkeri]

Oh great, I'm supposed to leave soon and it's fucking raining

[Dimnos]

Its not JUST so you can juggle her titties. Its also for the surprise on her face when she sees that you have no bed.

[Tadao]

I doubt it will be a surprise

[RaNkeri]

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

I'm off to work, bitchin'

[Tadao]

GOOD LUCK YOU HERO OF FINLAND!

Comedy Central has started airing Just Shoot Me, and I'm ok with that. :(

[executioneer]

i always get just shoot me and the naked truth confused for some reason

[Tadao]

Equal hatred for Moore and Spade?

[executioneer]

that or equal boners for sangiacomo and leoni :o

[Kitsa]

she was great in The Stand.

[Pub Lover]

Stephen King is one of the few things that remind me that I'm not American. :(